#censor the name!

[apocketfullofhobbits]

i've been on this hellsite for 10 years and one thing that never fails to baffle me is people posting hate for a character and putting that shit into other character's tags

[lokh]

what if shuro took a lil longer to show up........

i also would have wanted to see shuro with a fuller beard but it would have taken too long in the story ;;

[dramatic-dolphin]

[cosmic-nopedog]

i think ppl should make crazy insane drawings of pearl like they do grian or scar n stuff just cus shes a little quirky if you will and not because im very still insane abt her or anything haha totally

[+bonus version without blood]

[devonsawas]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 ↳ Directed by Gil Junger

[lazylittledragon]

yet another flop from the 'we can always tell' crowd

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Sophie From North Carolina

You have a brother who's gonna be a marine biologist, you ordered a shrimps is bugs print from me, and you somehow filled the street address section of your order with your last name

please dm me either here, or email me back I need to know where I'm sending this gotdern shimp to

it probably won't get to your or your brother if it just gets addressed to [town name redacted] North Carolina

[weirdrtvscomments]

Callout found!

(thanks to @6kuros for finding these)

[fortjester]

really gets my goat when i go looking for fic abt fucked up little bastards of characters only to find everyone going "but what if they were nice? :)" like. whoa. did you see that? crazy. my interest just left the building. THATS NOT WHY IM HERE. if im looking for fic abt a sicko id damn well better find fic abt a sicko or god fucking help you

[snoruntfan]

Pokemon Leakers: “Oh we won’t reveal any spoilers for Legends Z-A or Gen 10 because we have *morals*”

Also Pokemon Leakers: Literally doxxed over 2000 people

[roolfehtnoxesttubyag]

shrimpoo.. (discord request)

[al-luviec]

sensei morro ref (is it really an au if it's part of your personal canon)

[olessan]

[gingebreadbeetle]

Hazbin does fall apart in more or less ten seconds — questions I’ve thought of in roughly under a minute

Why is there a seperate character for the root of evil?

If there was no war in heaven how did the other habitants of hell ( the other princes, the goetia, imps and succubi ) exist?

Why is there no punishment?

Why is there literally only two guests in the hotel to rehabilitate themselves??

Why do people (humans) ‘worship’ Adam?

Where is god?? Where is the man who literally created the universe the cast exists in??

Also — how is Charlie meant to redeem people that aren’t suffering? Sure sinners are exterminated — but her actual ‘people’ that are hellborn aren’t. So what’s the point of going to war? It’s not like sinners can add much to the politics , economy or system of hell - they can’t even leave the pride ring?? Also non of the demons actually torture sinners so like??????

Oh also, last one I swear,

Why does Lucifer let Alastor talk shit TO HIS FACE? He’s the prince of pride, king of hell ect. Alastor is only more powerful then the average sinner, he’s not more powerful then demon royalty. And it’s not like he couldn’t support the hotel instead of Alastor?

So yup those are the questions I’ve thought of in more then ten seconds

[meteor752]

Not to be that bitch and start posting about dsmp in the year of our lord 2024, but like I just explained the entire fucking story to a friend of mine (three hours well spent, thank you), and I need to talk about a thing I just realized, which is the absolute genius of Jack Manifold, and the end of the server

Because, Jack’s whole storyline was that he was a side character. He was a guy who was dragged into the main storylines, dragged into wars and conflicts of the main characters (Tommy, Techno, W1lbur, Dre@m), and died in them. Nothing that he did, or created mattered, because he was always going to be just another casualty, of a conflict he had no part in.

And then the finale happened, and Jack, because of his anger, his spitefulness, his need for revenge, unintentionally sacrificed the server and almost if not everyone on it, just to kill Tommy.

And then they became the casualties. Everyone on the server became him, became the person who was killed by W1lbur during November 16th, became the person dropped into lava for a joke, became the person who was killed during Doomsday, without anyone remembering it.

They became the people who died for someone else’s war.

I have zero faith that it was at all planned, especially with how rushed the ending was, but it’s nonetheless unintentional brilliant poetic storytelling, and I hate the server for it

[hakuyukii]

something is watching you.