#cecil the wingman

[givelightningherharem]

the way I saw this meme and IMMEDIATELY knew who this would fit

[midnightshindig]

I need to see Donald being a wingman for Cecil 🙏 Like maybe the reader is also a high-ranking member of the GDA and Donald knows they both have trouble opening up? Ty!

omg finally getting to my requests omg!! happy days, everyone

I love this request, I LOVE Donald as a character I'm so happy to write for him ^^

hcs under the cut

You were one of the GDA's lawyer, inspecting the place to make sure-- legally-- everything was as airtight as possible. Suing a superhero is much more difficult than suing the government, after all. And the people want an outlet.

Your job was to make the GDA as un-suable as fucking possible.

And Cecil admired you for it

You provided a valuable service, you were always courteous to him and his subordinates, and you looked pretty good in a suit

What wasn't to love?

So you saw him quite a bit, it was an easy enough job with your team doing most of the difficult paperwork for you

It wasn't unusual to see you chatting up Cecil or Donald or really any higher up about the ins and outs of the process-- PURELY for research, obviously, and not because you're just cool and friendly

You would talk to Cecil quite a bit, inquiring into the functions of his job and just generally picking his brain about anything and everything

It was nice to have someone be so interested in him, Cecil couldn't help but grow fond for you

Instead of his initial annoyance, he quickly become excited when you entered his wing of the Pentagon.

"Heyyy big man! What're your thoughts on that attack this morning? Crazy stuff, right?"

He subconsciously moved to straighten his tie and fix the cuffs of his suit jacket, looking back at you with a wobbly, unpracticed smile

"Yes, Y/n. It was interesting all right- I have Donald and the boys at the lab working on samples from the monsters dna right now."

A beat

"Care to see?"

And so Cecil slowly grew to trust you more, not enough to show you the White Rooms by any means, but that wasn't personal, that was national security.

This had gone on too long, it was messing Cecil up

he liked you, he was grown up and mature enough to accept that fact

but there was no way you-- some hot shot lawyer with an intelligent mind and knack for conversation-- would find him worth your time

Position as head of the GDA be damned, he didn't think he could pull you.

He's too much of a rock to say anything, but Donalds entire job is to observe Cecil and his needs, to keep the GDA running smooth

"You know... I hope this isnt' out of line, Sir. But Y/n has taken quite a liking to you."

Cecils eye twitches with stress "What...?"

Donalds eyes widen a little, trying to save the situation "I just mean that it is unusual for Y/n to spend so much time here. With you. Data shows elevated heart rate and dilated pupils when they see you. It would make sense, is all."

Cecil let out a frustrated sigh, leaning against a desk "And what do you propose I do about it, Donald? Fire them?"

"No!" Donald was frantic, fixing his glasses and recomposing himself "The opposite, actually. I think it would be beneficial for both parties as well as the greater good of the GDA if you asked Y/n out to coffee."

Cecil was skeptical, like he always is, like his job requires.

But Donald knew it would make the both of you happier

Maybe you just needed a little push?

The next few days are torture for everyone working at the GDA

everyone can see you enjoying Cecil's company, and even casually hitting on him, and Cecil losing his edge over it

He's frazzled by you, shaken a little by Donald's suggestion he ask you out

But he steels himself and presses on, content to ignore his silly crush

Donald ain't having none of that shit.

So he finally confronts Cecil

"Cecil, sir, with all due respect, you need to make a move."

"What."

"This whole pining thing is disrupting everybody else's work, nobody can focus with the will-they won't-they sitcom happening."

"Donald please, Y/n is a professiona-"

"They really aren't. Ask them out. I'm serious." and Donald leaves, leaving Cecil disincensed and frazzled

So, two days later and you're back for a visit

but things are different?

the GDA analysts and office workers are all quiet around you, not in a gossipy way, just.... quiet?

You go to find Cecil, wanting to pick his brain about something you saw on the news

When you get there, Cecil looks nervous, not anxious per se, just.... hesistent?

"Hey Cecil! What's going on today? Everyone's super quiet... did I miss something?"

"No, y/n... uhm-" he pulls at his tie a little "Everything is fine, have a seat? I have something I want to talk to you about."

You raise an eyebrow at his formality, taking a seat in the leather chair across from his desk

"Y/n...." He sucked in a deep breath, clearly nervous

"What? Is there some huge lawyer scandal I'm not aware of?" You try to lighten the mood, cracking a smile

Cecil sighs, combing his hand through his hair "Y/n, would you...." he looks past your head to see Donald giving him a thumbs up through the door window

jesus christ

Ugh- fuck it-

"Y/n, can I take you out?"

silence.

"Like...." you start cautiously, a concerned look on your face "Like on a date? Or like...." You drag your finger across your throat, poking your tongue out to mimick death

Cecil's eyes widen as he stands up, placing his hands on the desk "Like a date! Not- ugh.... I should've phrased that better..." he seems so defeated, deflating back into his chair.

Much to his surprise, you perk up and grin "Sure!"

"What? Really?"

"Yeah! I've been waiting for like weeks for you to ask me out. What do you say to coffee?"

He blinks in surprise, straightening his tie and sitting up straighter "I would like that."

BONUS:

As you leave, you notice Donald standing casually outside the door to Cecil's office, presumably needing to tell him something important

after you leave, Cecil comes out himself, giving Donald a side eye

"Donald."

"Sir."

"....Thank you."

Donald gives a small smile and adjusts his glasses "You're welcome, sir."

[issybee06]

Good dog

RAHSHATAGAHAGAEFAGADYYDSTSTDGDYYD

<clears throat>

This man is my guiltiest pleasure

Spoilers for comics!

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Thragg didn’t actually plan on breeding with humans, that’s for his officers to do. He could be caught dead dirtying his hands with this matter, so trivial🙄

But then Mark introduces you and BAM he’s like “oh?”

No, Mark didn’t introduce you guys like that, you work for the GDA and you just so happened to be with Cecil and Donald the same time they were meeting Thragg. You give him a hand shake, a polite nod and smile, then go on with your day.

BUT IN HIS MIND

Mark, someone he’s tried to kill like a lot, just wingmaned him in like a weird way of astounding peace. Like a “hey man, here’s this smoking hot chick, don’t destroy our planet Tehe!”

So you guys are basically courting now, you don’t know this but he does so it’s totally legit.

When he’s not moping in his ship on the moon, gooning over the late Emperors skull like a weirdo, he’s moping in front of your apartment. Perched on the balcony, he’s keeping you safe. He watches you all night, he doesn’t need sleep, eyes never leaving your figure.

He’s weird.

He starts showing up at the pentagon, narrow eyes as he stands in the lobby and scares the receptionist shitless as he calmly asks with that deep scary voice where your office is. Hes ducking his 6’10 ass under doorways and squeezing through halls to find you.

He stands there at your door and is like, “hey wife, how’s work?🧍”

He just kinda sits there? Waiting for you to finish up, calmly in one of your office chairs. You don’t even know what the fuck to do with this giant ass man in your tinny office like what?

You kinda forget he’s there sometimes, he’s very quiet

Reader: sneezes

Thragg:…bless you shawty bae🫦

Reader: WHAT THE FU-

He follows you around everywhere, office, lab, mess hall, (NOT the bathroom you shut that down really quick) scary ass man staring down anyone talking to you. Scary dog privileges you never asked for.

Mark thinks it’s hilarious, but not in a funny way he just can’t believe the scariest guy ever is just sitting in your office and handing you shit when you ask.

Cecil hates this.

Cecil: that man is a conqueror of worlds and a mass murderer

Reader: I needed an assistant

Thragg: I like my wife

Bro never actually tells you you two are considered “married” in Viltrumite culture, he just likes being around you.

Finally you just kinda go, “why are you here?”

He’s offended.

Wounded.

How could you not know about the relationship no one told you about?!

“I’m here to insure my mate is in perfect health and safety.”

“…Huh?”

You have to explain things to him, which is funny cause he’s too stubborn and won’t agree. What do you mean you guys aren’t even friends? You’ve been married for MONTHS!

You guess you can try dating him…kinda. It’s hard to bring him places, he’s not exactly discreet, but it works.

After ever date he’s like, “cool, I did this stupid human thing, can we fuck now?”

Uh, no? Tf?

Takes a while for him to understand things, but eventually he kinda gets there.

If you do happen to enjoy him, and decide to get married, he’s very proud.

Married twice? Score!

Just wait till he gets your ass alone, you are not getting out of that bed. He was patient, he waited and did all those stupid human things, now he’s got you and he is NOT letting go.

[sy-on-boy]

List of tropes in Spy x Family Ch 88 (probably incomplete because there's so many):

Suggestions of a Royalty AU (the cakes were supposedly created by a king to appease a queen of an enemy nation, which does feel Damianya)

Gift giving

Shoujo filter

Meeting in secret

Becky wingmanning

Messed up letter from Anya due to her handwriting

Letter that gets mistaken as a love letter

Cecil classmates being dragged into this as spectators (they helped pass the letter)

Everybody misunderstanding the purpose of the secret meeting

Damian and Anya running away

Becky's suggestion of eloping

HUGGING??? HELLO?????? "I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO" ?????!?!?!

Shared detention

Melinda lowkey wingmanning and being a shipper

Suggestion of a hypothetical confession scene (that they were both horrified at, lol)

Gotta love all the Damianya fuel <3 <3

[ur-mum-is-gae]

Invincible

Episode #2

-im hella invested in the side plot between that guy and his (adopted?) Son

-McDonalds in the pentagon!

-i love the title card gag

-i don't know how nice feel about sea salt (Cecil) I feel like he might be a villain later

-new team>>>> love Rex, tho he's a bit of an ass. Robot's dry humor is goated. Eve and Kate are badass.

-speaking of Eve, I love her personality. Hope we see a lot more of her

-William is the best wingman, I like him too.

-still super confused on what happens to the guardians 😭

-ALLEN <3

-what song was in this episode? I loved it. It played pretty much every time there was a battle

-last battle with omni man and all those aliens was so cinematic and just really cool.

[ferocioustrout]

MORE CECIL AND BERNARD

cecil is a great wingman lmao

@deimosbreakfrost

[c0rpseductor]

as a homosexual im about to say something which may get my card taken away or get me kicked out of the slash club or etc

in the comics thrawnto felt more plausible than in the novels. i think it was that some of the visual framing in some scenes unintentionally felt very romcom. actually listening to the audiobooks turned me off the ship a bit bc it’s like. man this is crumbs to me can we be realistic

i say this in response to the tags on cecil’s faro post bc like it’s bad enough to start talking about your completely unrelated slash ship on a post about how nobody likes a female character but i think there’s something extra rancid about the state of affairs vis a vis thrawnto absorbing the whole of thrawn trilogy discussion because people treat it as though there’s some deeper canon basis for it and there is absolutely not. there truly is not. When are we going to talk about the other characters. can we acknowledge that faro has her own interesting relationship to the world around her or even acknowledge that her dynamic with thrawn is interesting on its own merit without her being his babysitter or wingman, neither of which would ever cross her mind?? can w. Hello?

and when are we going to talk about pryce too is my other question because her relationship to power and the way she destroys everything that matters in her life to attain it makes me foam at the mouth. all of you guys read the thrawn novels and pryce’s story was like half the first book. Did you guys skip those chapters or ??

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Viltrumites and other things that fly

by Kittens_with_mittens So okay, y'know all those fanfictions about Danny Phantom or Spiderman being adopted by the Batfamily? Well I was watching Invincible and thought "what if that but this" basically. I'm a show only Invincible consumer but I do have several friends advising me on plot points and character stuff for thing that haven't been animated yet, though do please correct me if I get something horribly wrong. TL;DR: Debbie Grayson needs some sort of comfort after Nolan fucks off to space and leaves her and Mark all alone, so Donald and Cecil try to set her up with their associate Bruce Wayne for a hookup. Well, a hookup turns into secret identities being revealed and families being blended, with lots of wAcKy HiJiNkS along the way. Words: 3687, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Debbie Grayson, Mark Grayson | Invincible, Cecil Stedman, Donald Ferguson, Atom Eve | Eve Wilkins, Rex Splode | Rex Sloane, Shrinking Rae | Shrinking Ray, Dupli-Kate | Kate Cha, The Immortal (Invincible), Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth, Kid Omni-Man | Oliver Grayson, Amanda Waller Relationships: Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, Debbie Grayson & Cecil Stedman, Debbie Grayson & Kid Omni-Man | Oliver Grayson & Mark Grayson | Invincible, Debbie Grayson & Mark Grayson | Invincible, Atom Eve | Eve Wilkins/Mark Grayson | Invincible, Rex Splode | Rex Sloane/Shrinking Rae | Shrinking Ray, Debbie Grayson/Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members & Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, so be nice, Please &lt;3, Off the wall concept but this came to me in a dream, not a joke, ANYWAYS ACTUAL TAGGING NOW, Mark Grayson | Invincible Needs Therapy, Debbie Grayson is a good mom, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bruce Wayne is a Good Dad, fight me, Cassandra Cain is Bruce Wayne's Favorite, Cassandra Cain is everybody's favorite, Cassandra Cain is the author's favorite, the author is delusional, Cecil Stedman is a badass, amanda waller sucks, Duke Thomas is the Only Sane Batfamily Member, Alfred Pennyworth/Peace and Quiet, Dick Grayson is a good wingman, Siblinghood is nice when its not violent via https://ift.tt/pFwi4vW

[givelightningherharem]

When it comes to crack ships for Lightning, I’ve always liked her with Firion. Their interactions in Dissidia 012 are so cute!

I LOVE FIRIRAI SO MUCHHHH!!!!! I love how it’s a bit different than the usual Lightning ships. How Lightning is so soft and sweet and patient with Firion, who in turn gets flustered with her, they’re so cute. I also love how they have a canon supporter, aka Cecil, like you know he’s out here being such a big firirai supporter and Firion’s wingman he is here for it😭😭

I hope whenever we get a new dissidia, IF we ever get a new dissidia, or any other future ff crossover title, we get some more firirai content 🥺

[midnightshindig]

Masterlist!

wow uh oh my god this took all day, this will be updated.... maybe? anyways k thanks baiiiii

Allen

Allen X Reader NSFW Hcs

Allen NSFW Alphabet

Allen x Human!Reader 

Allen X Girly!fem!reader

Atom Eve

Mark & Eve X Reader: Learning French

Rex Splode, Cecil Stedman, The Immortal, Debbie Grayson, and Atom Eve kissing hcs!!!

Bulletproof

Rex Splode X Bulletproof hcs 

Cecil Stedman

Cecil X Retired Superhero! Reader

SFW and NSFW Cecil X fem!Reader HCs 

superhero!Cecil hcs!

Annoyed!Cecil x Annoying!Reader (enemies to lovers adj)

Cecil & Prodigy!Child!Reader

Mark & Cecil's Child!Reader Angst

Donald and Cecil x SingleMom!Reader

NSFW ALPHABET Cecil Stedman 

Cecil X reader from another dimension

Cecil & Villain!Child!Reader

Cecil x Housewife!Reader

Young!Cecil x Reader

Worried!Cecil X Reckless!Reader

Cecil & Delinquent!Child!Reader

Cecil X Wife!Reader: Showering Together

Cecil x Male!Reader

Cecil x Superhero!F!Reader

Cecil x Assistant!Reader

Cecil x OgGotG!Reader

Cecil & family!Reader hcs

Cecil and Rex (seperately) X Viltrumite!Reader

Cecil, Donald, Rex and Mark Proposal hcs!!

Cecil X FTM!Reader

Reckless!Cecil X Reader

Cecil X Angel!Reader

Donald being a wingman for Cecil x reader

Rex Splode, Cecil Stedman, The Immortal, Debbie Grayson, and Atom Eve kissing hcs!!!

Cecil, Mark, and Rex x Unrequited!Reader

Valentines Hcs!!

Conquest

Conquest NSFW Alphabet

Debbie

Debbie x Fem!Reader

Rex Splode, Cecil Stedman, The Immortal, Debbie Grayson, and Atom Eve kissing hcs!!!

Donald

Donald NSFW Alphabet

Donald X Reader hcs (sfw and nsfw)

Donald and Cecil x SingleMom!Reader

Cecil, Donald, Rex and Mark Proposal hcs!!

Dupli-Kate

The Immortal X Kate NSFW drabble

King Lizard

King Lizard X Reader

King Lizard X Queen Lizard!Reader

Valentines Hcs!!

Mark Grayson

Mark & Cecil's Child!Reader Angst

Mark & Eve X Reader: Learning French

Mark & Bestie!Reader

Cecil, Donald, Rex and Mark Proposal hcs!!

Mark Grayson X Cosplayer!Reader

Mark x Coquette!Reader

Mark & Sibling!Reader

Mark x Reader who got blood drawn

Mark x Reader: Failing a test

Cecil, Mark, and Rex x Unrequited!Reader

Mauler Twins

Mauler Twins x Silly!Reader (sfw and nsfw hcs)

Monster Girl

Monster Girl, Robot & Child!Superhero!Reader!! (platonic)

Multi-Paul

MultiPaul x Reader

Multi Paul x Reader!

Multi-Paul x Fem!Reader who can copy powers

Oliver Grayson

Oliver & Viltrumite!Reader

Omni Man

Nolan & Magical Girl! Reader

Rex Splode

ex!Rex X M!Reader

Rex x Transmasc!Reader

Rex X Cecil’s Daughter!Reader

Rex Splode x Poison Ivy! Reader

Rex Splode X Gn! Reader: Moving in together

Rex Splode X Gn!Reader

Rex X FTM!reader: Pegging

Rex x Gn!Reader: Karaoke

Rex X Reader (who is besties w/ Mark)

Rex Splode NSFW Alphabet

Cecil and Rex (seperately) X Viltrumite!Reader

Cecil, Donald, Rex and Mark Proposal hcs!!

Rex Splode x Reader: First Kiss

Rex x Reader: Meeting the Parents

Rex Splode X Bulletproof hcs 

Rex x Reader Hospital Smut

Rex x Reader: meeting the siblings

Rex X Oblivious!Reader

Rex Splode X F!Reader "You're losing blood" "Nuh uh"

Rex Splode, Cecil Stedman, The Immortal, Debbie Grayson, and Atom Eve kissing hcs!!!

Cecil, Mark, and Rex x Unrequited!Reader

Valentines Hcs!!

Robot/Rudy

Monster Girl, Robot & Child!Superhero!Reader!! (platonic)

Shapesmith

Shapesmith NSFW alphabet 

Shapesmith X Reader (feat: Wingman Rex)

Shapesmith X GotG!Gn!Reader

Shrinking Rae

Shrinking Rae X Reader

The Immortal

Immortal x Viltrumite!Reader

The Immortal x F!Reader hcs

The Immortal X Kate NSFW drabble

Rex Splode, Cecil Stedman, The Immortal, Debbie Grayson, and Atom Eve kissing hcs!!!

William Clockwell

William Clockwell x M!Reader hcs

[aashidoodles]

Alice and Cecil are each other's ultimate wingman

*insert some Charlie Chaplin music here for this montage*

[pokedash55]

ULTRA LONG TIME TWIN HEADCANNONS

@sippin-on-waterfalls your post is ready

From Pokedash and Purplefern

Ooooooookay here we go.

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-Krux perceives time slower than others so he is easily late to events (plus he gets distracted and way into projects so he can easily lose track of time, ironically) so he could end up missing a lot of Elemental Alliance meetings

-Acronix made sure he informed Krux it was time to go (whenever he remembers, anyway) otherwise he’d be uber late all the time. Good thing they always go together

-Acronix is super early all the time because of his powers and he and Griffon Turner’s grandfather got along really well

-All the same, between lack of attention span, focusing on other things, and not caring for the meetings in general, Krux and Acronix miss a LOT of meetings 

-Before alliance meetings Wu is training little Morro and the Twins and the Master of Speed just waltz in the monastery doors an hour early

-Acronix teaches Morro some sick fighting moves (some rather underhanded)

-Krux advises him to never let people get away with harm cause you are the most important thing in your life. (Revenge!)

-Wu be like plz stop encouraging my kid into violence and dishonorable tactics.

-Krux brought refreshments to an EA party exactly once. It was pickled beet tea and nobody liked it. He took it very personally. 

-Back during the war, the love triangle with Misako was actually a love rectangle. Krux had a crush on her too but he literally had no idea how to act on it so his part of the rectangle was staring at her longingly from afar and not saying anything. 

-Yes Acronix teased him immensely about this. And tried to act as a wingman several times but Krux swore if he did he would murder him 

-Pre-series, Misako would do work for the museum a lot, so she ended up working with Sanders Saunders quite often. Despite her relationship to Wu and Garmadon and their “history”, he did like working with her ok

-They both also worked with the Explorer’s Club a lot, and have equal disdain for Cecil Putnam and Clutch Powers 

-Krux hates Cecil’s stuffy rules (even though he couldn’t show it while being Dr Saunders) and Clutch’s….everything

-Krux’s doctorate is real, and he has a doctorate in History and and Master’s degree in Museum Studies 

-He’s the Curator of History at the museum, and the other curator is the curator of natural sciences 

-Acronix is a big nicknames guy. He doesn’t usually call people by their actual names. Only the people he actually cares about or that he super hates. 

-But he also generally despises nicknames given TO him. The only people allowed to call him Nix/Nixie are  his brother and mother (and later Shannon). 

-Krux only calls Acronix "Nix" if he's feeling particularly vulnerable/scared/etc (so like, when being the older twin isn't feeling that fun and he decides to ignore those 3 minutes and be more like the "younger" twin.) So this becomes a lot less as he becomes more arrogant. 

-(Based on how he describes Dareth getting beat up by the Vermillion warrior) Krux likes watching wrestling. It’s a guilty pleasure of his 

-And of course Acronix loves it once he learns about it, so the two watch it together 

-Krux occasionally plays strategy board games. He tried to get Acronix into them but he found them boring. 

-(Sometimes he’ll suck it up and play with him anyway, though.) 

-Both are sass masters

-Both also like science

-But like completely different facets of science. 

-Krux of course likes the more stable and earthy sciences. Biology and geology, ecology. Those elemental science that have always existed but we just haven’t yet understood them

-Krux is also a total history nerd. Things like paleontology and anthropology are also really interesting to him 

-Yes he was a dinosaur kid. (Especially since dinosaurs had just started to be discovered back in his day.) 

-Acronix of course likes advancement and the otherworldly sciences. Technology, Astronomy. Sure we build upon the discoveries of the past but what about creating something new for the future? 

-Acronix does like bioengeneering since it is a new advancement but he knows saying so would make Krux grin with “I told you bio was cool” vibes

-Krux can engulf himself into his work or his schemes for days. As he is very patient. 

-Acronix is less so. He sees time constantly moving forward so sitting idle to “Plan” seems a ridiculous waste of time. 

-He jumps from activities quickly as the novelty of it wears off and he is always on a quest for what's new and what may work, not really what has been confirmed to work

-Krux of course sees this as a fool's errand. We need to respect the knowledge we have and use it and plan with it. 

-But when they are in sync you should be SCARED

-Both thinking in the Present can make them in perfect harmony, Both in fighting and talking.

-Their different planning methods can help eachother get things done. So yes, when they work together you should be scared 

-Krux can get really fixated on an idea, and get into major creative blocks. Acronix helps propose out of the box solutions that keep his ideas moving forwards that he wouldn’t have thought of himself. 

-But as we see they can also be reeeeallly different and fight over the miniscule things.  

-Krux lingers on Grudges easily as he physically cannot not put value to the events of the past.

-Acronix’s main grudge with the alliance came from his ego and arrogance, not his element. I think he feels very internally about wrongs to him in the moment but if he sees nothing really changed a couple of days later he loses interest in holding such a grudge easily

-Each of them have the ability to not be affected by the other’s powers

-Acronix has no patience to listen to anything he doesn’t want to hear. Back when he had his powers he COULD and WOULD just “skip” peoples’ dialogue if he got bored of it. 

-Krux has a bad habit of “freezing” people if he feels like they’re interrupting him. Like, he will freeze people who are trying to get him to stop working on something while he’s trying to get something done, and then get back to them when he feels like it. Everyone has to work on his time. (Annoyingly, this does not affect his brother, which is why Acronix is the only one who can actually get him to stop working on his projects.) 

-Whenever Krux & Acronix would hang out with Chen, Acronix loved messing with Clouse. Clouse reminds him of his brother, but even more stuffy and annoyed somehow, so he just has an instinctual urge to annoy him as much as possible. 

-(Clouse does not appreciate this, but Master Chen says they’re “important” to his plan so Clouse just suffers quietly.) 

-Acronix likes the Master of Speed, but also finds it annoying that he can resist his slo-mo powers by going really fast. (On the bright side, though, this does make him the closest thing to an equal he’ll get for a sparring partner, if Krux doesn’t want to train with him for whatever reason.) 

-Because of his element, Sound is one of the rare people who doesn’t really mind Krux but REALLY dislikes Acronix. Acronix is just so loud all the time and it physically pains him because he is so sensitive to vibrations and volume. Krux is generally pretty quiet so doesn’t bug him as much. 

-Acronix is an Entrepreneur (ESTP)  and Krux is an Architect (INTJ) 

-They have no Feeling whatsoever

-Otherwise, they are complete opposites

-Both of these personality types hate rules, regulations, and micromanaging restricting authority figures (hmm, wonder why they broke away from the alliance…)

-Acronix is arrogant in the way that he doesn’t care about his flaws, because obviously he is awesome and everyone else is just jelly, Krux is arrogant in the way that he hates people pointing out his flaws, because shut up he doesn’t have any 

-Their mother is Polaris, they take after her physically 

-Father is Kronos, they got their powers and ego from him 

-Their father actively encouraged them to have immense pride in their element -- being the former master of time himself 

-Ordered them the sweet matching armor

-He was a samurai back in his day, which is why the Twims wore samurai helmets.

-Between their two loving parents, the Twims were nearly spoiled 

-Krux and Acronix grew up pretty rich, Kronos was pretty much high society and Polaris was too 

-They went to a fairly fancy private school growing up

-But everyone there were snobs so they didn’t get along well with their classmates (what a surprise)

-Their parents died in a skirmish with Serpentine, leading the Twims to join the alliance full of vengeance. 

-Acronix has a battle scar from being grazed by an anacondrai sword on his left pec cause I said so

-Also a lot of misc snake bit scars and a burn scar from that one time (Ray’s got a bad temper and Acronix likes pressing people’s buttons, so that went super well)

-Acronix super cares about his looks so has a ton of, like, haircare and beauty products. Krux has a single bottle of 3-in-1 and a bar of soap and says that that’s sufficient. 

-Back in the day Acronix had a bunch of oils and whatever for his hair, and when he’s in the present he’s got a bunch of fancy shampoos and such.  He’s definitely the vain one of the two twins

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A collection of Neurodivergent Twims HCs

-Acronix has ADHD and Krux is autisitc

-Acronix is early, but only to things he remembers. He often forgets dates. And Krux will get involved with something else, and has a warped sense of time. Together, the two miss a lot of EM meetings 

-And when they’re at them, neither of them are good at conversations. Acronix talks a mile a minute and doesn’t let anyone get a word in edgewise. Krux either doesn’t talk to anyone or similarly dominates conversation and doesn’t let anyone else talk. 

-The two also get sent on solo missions alot

-They don’t focus well in a group setting (Acronix generally ignoring the plan for what he prioritizes as the better option and krux simply not being popular with the others and only really battling well beside his brother)

-They are generally strong enough to protect a village by themselves

-The other EM work better with them out of the way since they are “annoying” and no one really likes their arrogance, pride, or entire personhood

-They seem to be happier working only together than with the whole group

-Once during a group charge on a collection of Serpentine races Acronix notices a horde heading in a different direction and follows them impulsive

-All of these things together make them especially unpopular with the other EMs

-Especially with the Master of Ice, who considers their actions disrespectful and often scolds them on their behavior 

-Krux and Acronix can BOTH get hyperfixated on things they are interested in, and can also forget to eat and sleep.

-Acronix struggles with insomnia a lot because his brain doesn’t shut up. Luckily his brother never really sleeps either. They spend a lot of long nights talking about nonsense 

-Acronix tries to use time skip powers to not waste time while sleeping. He skips the night, but he still didn’t get sleep. He crashes after a few days of this and Krux tells him that he’s a moron 

-Acronix has a fidget spinner, which he got for the memes but ended up finding unironically helpful, and gives Krux a fidget cube (which Krux reluctantly accepts and actually does use pretty often.) 

-Before learning what a fidget spinner was he would flip his phone a lot. It was both an easily accessible stim and assurance he knew where it was cause he tended to leave things around at random. 

-Krux used nail-biting as a stim, mostly because it can appear pretty neurotypical 

-Acronix is “annoying” around the ninja during his lil redemption arc, but instead of reacting like the elemental masters, the Ninja actually do research and come to an understanding (especially Zane, who is perceptive, understanding, and has an instantaneous link to the internet). 

-Altogether he’s a little surprised when they actually put effort into tolerating and understanding his differences. Huh. How’s bout that? 

-Jay is also pretty understanding, he’s got a lot of nd cousins and has ADHD himself so it’s kinda just *shrugs*

-Modern dyes and preservatives really trigger Acronix’s ADHD to be even worse than usual. 

-Zane picks up on this, and like the mother hen that he is starts to put in a special effort to keep dyes away from Acronix (or to keep Acronix away from dyes, as the case may be)

-Jay has a similar problem with dyes (which Edna let the Ninja know about, thanks a lot ma ) so Zane works double time to keep them both away from dyes

-Makes special dishes that are “ADHD safe” 

-Neither appreciate it (well Jay does but will complain openly at every chance he gets)

-Acronix got into a lot of trouble with their dad when he was a kid, because he just couldn’t pay attention 

-Has bursts of anger a lot, oftentimes this happens during things like parties or pre-meeting conversations. (which easily leads to him getting a label of “aggressive” or “hotheaded” by the EMs) 

-DEFINITELY struggles with Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria

-Ninjago history is Krux’s special interest 

-Krux freezes people around him when he needs a sec to destim

-Krux is pretty high-functioning, but is on the borderline. He's high-functioning enough to be aware of himself and mask, but not enough to avoid things like shut/melt downs 

-Acronix is fiercely protective of his brother whenever he shuts down. Messing with Krux while he's like that (whether the antagonist is aware or not) is a one way ticket to his wrath as well as physical punishment. 

-Whenever things got too intense at a meeting/party type thing, Acronix would ditch and sneak them both out whenever Krux was heading towards a shut down. Being the awesome supportive twin that he is, he learned to pick up on the signs of one and was certain to prevent them pretty much whenever possible. 

-Acronix failed in his efforts only once (he was kind of sick that day and wasn’t at the top of his game to be keeping a watchful eye on his bro), and Krux kind of ended up time freezing a few of the EMs in the process. It was something the elemental masters (or Krux himself)  did not soon forget or forgive. 

-He'll go nonverbal sometimes, to the minor aggravation of the alliance. Sign language isn't a thing yet so anyone trying to understand him when he's like this are pretty much reliant on Acronix and his twin sense to translate. 

-When their parents died Krux went nonverbal for a little over a month. 

-Krux was pretty delayed in learning to speak, he didn’t say his first word until he was 3 ¼ 

-Even during his redemption arc, Acronix does not tell the Ninja about Krux's autism, from a built in fear that the knowledge would be used against him in possible future battles. (Also because he knows Krux wouldn't want them to know.) 

-Krux doesn't just hate phones because “ugh technology”, he also just hates talking on the phone because it’s super difficult

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OK there are way more that we have but... did you know there is actually a word limit on Tumblr? Heh heh... If you want more Twim goodness you can read our extensive fanfic collection... or maybe we’ll make a part two (That’ll probably consist of Home life pre-war stuff, post-canon AU junk, Vermillion family nonsense, and more random stuff)

[inklingofadream]

I’m obsessed with a JonDaisy friendship + JonMartin (budding) romance dynamic where Martin just like. hates Daisy’s guts.

Like Jon adores both of them. They’re his People.

And Daisy is neutral on Martin, trending negative in canon situations where she can be put out with him over the whole “making Jon sad bc Martin was ignoring him to be Lonely” thing. But Jon loves him so she’ll tolerate him, nothing worse than maybe a shovel talk. Just like “This is my best friend Jon, I love him. And this is Jon’s boyfriend, Martin. He is physically present”

But Martin can’t stand Daisy. Like early Night Vale Cecil and Steve Carlsberg vibes. Either it’s canon-adjacent, so Martin saw what a mess Jon was after his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, and got freaked about him going into the coffin, but wasn’t present or paying attention for any of the Jon and Daisy hanging out deciding to be friends stuff.

Or it’s a chill and happy au. Maybe Jon and Daisy were friends before he started dating Martin. Maybe the shovel talk just really rubbed him the wrong way (bc no matter who you have as part of a shovel talk coalition, Basira, Melanie, Tim, Sasha, Georgie... unless you have some real big guns lilke idk Annabelle or the Distortion in there, if Daisy’s there the implication is she is the one wielding the shovel.

(this is not necessarily correct. I strongly believe that in an everyone-lives-and-is-happy au, wtgfs or Tim are the most likely to murder in defense of Jon. Daisy is a distant third in any au where the entities are chill or nonexistent. But she is Quite Large, and stronk, and scary, so it’s an easy misconception)

Maybe, and this is my favorite, Martin is just jealous. Either he just got Jon properly back after the coma and the Lonely and now he doesn’t want to share :( or he has. Drastically misinterpreted things. Love a story where Martin misreads things terribly, and whilst Jon is pining and Daisy is trying to wingman, Martin thinks the two of them are dating. Or maybe he heard a comment that was actually about Georgie and thinks Daisy is Jon’s ex-gf, they’re just on rlly good terms. And not only does she get to be close friends with his crush, this also means said crush is Tragically Straight

This dynamic also means I have an excuse to write variants on my favorite hypothetical exhange:

Martin: I mean we don’t even like Daisy!

Jon: What do you mean we don’t like Daisy I love Daisy :(

And Martin either goes ??!?!??! she tried to kill you? or it’s a chill au and he has to play it off like

Martin: Oh I was joking. Of course we like Daisy. Haha *makes throat slitting motion at Daisy over Jon’s shoulder*

[the-nightshade-collective]

🤝 + Kevin and @manynarrators Kevin

texts the other memes at 3 am: NSC Kevin 

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: They both feed into each other in that sense  

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: Probably MN Kevin  

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: MN Kevin, he made friends with a clingy thing

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: They both use Cecil’s 

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: MN Kevin, the other one can’t be trusting in a 711 alone 

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: NSC most likely 

is the ‘ mom friend ‘: They trade that role depending on the situation  

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: NSC Kevin

is the better wingman to the other: Probably NSC Kevin 

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: Oooooh, the tough one MN Kevin is The Strong and NSC Kevin is The Sweet

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: NSC Kevin, definitely           

@manynarrators thoughts?

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Viltrumites and other things that fly

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/pFwi4vW by Kittens_with_mittens So okay, y'know all those fanfictions about Danny Phantom or Spiderman being adopted by the Batfamily? Well I was watching Invincible and thought "what if that but this" basically. I'm a show only Invincible consumer but I do have several friends advising me on plot points and character stuff for thing that haven't been animated yet, though do please correct me if I get something horribly wrong. TL;DR: Debbie Grayson needs some sort of comfort after Nolan fucks off to space and leaves her and Mark all alone, so Donald and Cecil try to set her up with their associate Bruce Wayne for a hookup. Well, a hookup turns into secret identities being revealed and families being blended, with lots of wAcKy HiJiNkS along the way. Words: 3687, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Debbie Grayson, Mark Grayson | Invincible, Cecil Stedman, Donald Ferguson, Atom Eve | Eve Wilkins, Rex Splode | Rex Sloane, Shrinking Rae | Shrinking Ray, Dupli-Kate | Kate Cha, The Immortal (Invincible), Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth, Kid Omni-Man | Oliver Grayson, Amanda Waller Relationships: Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, Debbie Grayson & Cecil Stedman, Debbie Grayson & Kid Omni-Man | Oliver Grayson & Mark Grayson | Invincible, Debbie Grayson & Mark Grayson | Invincible, Atom Eve | Eve Wilkins/Mark Grayson | Invincible, Rex Splode | Rex Sloane/Shrinking Rae | Shrinking Ray, Debbie Grayson/Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members & Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, so be nice, Please &lt;3, Off the wall concept but this came to me in a dream, not a joke, ANYWAYS ACTUAL TAGGING NOW, Mark Grayson | Invincible Needs Therapy, Debbie Grayson is a good mom, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bruce Wayne is a Good Dad, fight me, Cassandra Cain is Bruce Wayne's Favorite, Cassandra Cain is everybody's favorite, Cassandra Cain is the author's favorite, the author is delusional, Cecil Stedman is a badass, amanda waller sucks, Duke Thomas is the Only Sane Batfamily Member, Alfred Pennyworth/Peace and Quiet, Dick Grayson is a good wingman, Siblinghood is nice when its not violent read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/pFwi4vW

[uta-no-fakku-sama]

A Story About Camus and Wingman Cecil Trying to Help Him in His Efforts to Go a Little Farther with Natsuki

what ig we were sitting right bext to each other on a cold winter night and my hand was in between us and then you put hour hand on mine and held it toghtly and then i out my head on your shoulder and you put your head kn mind and then i go “the night sky is beautifoly togeay isnt ot” and then ryph go “yeah bjt not as beautifl as you” and then i blush and you take my cheek in ypur hand and we lena in close and then we kiss😘

and we awere both bois😳

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“And send!!” Cecil hits the “Send” button proudly.

Camus stares at him in disbelief. “D-Did you just send that to Shinomiya with my phone?”

“Yeah.”

Camus screams for dear life.