#cause yeah she does stuff here like...sometimes XD

[jessicamdawn]

Your Sky, ep 5:

Are they watching Naughty Babe?

“I’ve never seen you two being intimate.” Uh, yes you have. They feed each other and smile fondly at each other and Fah pets his hair. They’re not making out in front of you, but those things still count.

I don’t know if Hia knows they’re fake dating or if he’s just aware that his friend has no idea how to Relationship.

Real, stop winking at Lee. You have Hia.

So what’s Hia’s job in the MV?

Jesus Christ, Fah. 1) the whole plan is to practice being physically closer and 2) you’ve never had a problem sitting next to each other before.

“You want revenge, right?” For WHAT? Getting punched because you tried to take advantage of someone else’s boyfriend?

Well that is certainly one way to show that Rak’s developed Feelings.

Wow. They practiced half a second of their music video and now they’re leaving. Aaaand they’re going to the beach in two days to film the real thing. Great practice, guys. It’ll be fine.

Stop calling him Naughty Baby >.<

Your Sky, ep 6:

Everyone just sitting together to watch the boys be couple-y. Like, ‘pass the popcorn.’

Dom’s face when Lee wouldn’t let him and Babe room together was hilarious.

What about the KITE? Plot hole in your MV!

I love the fake fire and that they’re like ‘if we had a real fire, we’d be toast. It’s so HOT.’

Real is going Through It with Hia’s nonsense.

“Your lips look pretty dry” he says to a man with the supplest looking lips. Cushy. Pillow-like.

“Don’t be scared. I’m here.” In the most monotonous voice XD

We got kisses but no confession yet, and I’m betting something gets in the way of them actually talking about this.

Your Sky, ep 7:

Oh, rising piano version of the opening. I like.

Fah is in his brightest blue yet, and Rak’s in pink for love, but Rak’s pulling away.

Aw, Dom makes her laugh. That sounds so cute. I wanna see it.

“I support you,” she said, but will she say that when they try to kiss in front of her? XD

Why does Rak ask permission from Babe for stuff rather than his parents?

This escalation by Fah would make more sense if Rak had actually gotten hurt. But he just fell down. Also, all those punches but Oh’s face isn’t a mess? Unbelievable.

I cannot hear “Let me give you a ride” without thinking of Phum from We Are.

You’re trying to make me feel bad for Oh, but I don’t. Like, yeah, his mom’s been focused on her image instead of him, but that doesn’t excuse you ruining someone’s company or forcing yourself on someone or being a slimy dick to people.

He did NOT almost beat you to death. You have a vaguely bruised lip. And what ‘bad manners’? He walks off when someone confesses to him, but he is constantly being polite to Rak.

Why is Rak called “Saggy Cheeks”?

Oh no. Oh’s gonna imprint on someone new. I mean, hopefully this one works out?

Lee, just tell the gang that Fah is over the moon for him already.

Wait so people call the brothers ‘Korean-looking’ but they’re Thai but their dad is in Hong Kong? Are they part Chinese?

“there’s an important guest coming who wants to meet ME specifically.” “That’s okay, your two sons will be there.” “I am relieved.” Uh, yeah, cause that’s the same.

THOMAS SPEAKS ENGLISH (but why speak Thai with the hotel worker?)

Lee just letting the cat out of the bag over here XD Luckily, Fah can’t recognize animals.

“Every problem has a solution,” says mom, and I hear Faifah from Perfect 10 Liners XO

Oh, good Father and Mother. Telling Fah he can’t wait until he’s perfect and you’re worthy of love anyway.

Can we get Lee on this couch, please? He’s very left out, despite mom turning to include him sometimes.

Your Sky, ep 8:

This is clearly a hotel room, but it’s personalized for you. Does your family just own this room forever?

“Bring [Teerak] here to visit me and dad.” I thought you were going to go to Thailand to meet him?

Lee is like ‘what fucking mental gymnastic did you bounce through like a pinball machine to reach that nonsense conclusion? I know we’re in a drama, bro, but damn.’

“You still haven’t told him how you feel?” No, cause a boi won’t answer his damn phone.

Boy. You don’t have luggage. There is zero reason you could not have run after and caught him. Nonsense.

Hia did NOT just friendzone Real. This boy has been all over Real the whole series.

“Let’s improve ourselves together.” I like that.

I am Disappoint that there’s apparently only one Teerak picture in that art book. Lies.

I realized I like you, and you like me, now the sex. This is very fast….Omg wait, Fah realized Rak isn’t ready and STOPPED. That’s awesome. 8D

Hia is very drunk. Stop.

Babe already knew you liked Fah for real and encouraged you to confess, so this conversation feels redundant.

Dom’s face when it’s revealed Babe (and he) knew the relationship was fake, and him calling out Hia and Real as a couple, were both great. More Dom please.

WHOA this café. I like it

Lee screaming “HEY” basically in Klai’s ear and then going ‘oh, wow, what a coincidence’ is peak comedy and proves that he is no more smooth than his brother at romance. Him getting all smiley and flustered just because Klai likes the moon and failing his way through this conversation? He shook his head at a car accident and ran headfirst into his own.

I take it back. Lee is smooth once he gets started.

But your man just said he comes here when he’s worried. What is he worried about?

Sir, you picked INSTANT NOODLES? Sir, this sort of behavior would get so annoying. Rak wants to make the relationship more equal and you won’t let him. He seems more-or-less okay with your excuses, but I’m annoyed by it.

Fah with his chin on the plushie cutely saying ‘I don’t wanna kiss the plushie. I wanna kiss the holder’? He’s adorable.

[blushblushbear]

Elictric + Anon ;3

Electric: What kinds of quirks/eccentricities do they have or indulge in?

SO! 👏 Germaphobic ocd

It really changes from person to person honestly but a big misconception is that it is 'clean or unclean' when really the mentality is more 'safe or unsafe'

A good example is with me-- one of my managers is a clutter MACHINE, she has so much clutter around her at all times-- but her and her spaces are 'safe' to me cause it's like--- it's not filth, it's just STUFF. It's just clutter and dust, it's not like mold or anything. It's not gonna get me sick.

I say all this to say that I feel like Anon really does align more with the general understanding of things which is more that 'clean vs unclean' mentality.

But I can imagine that it has it's ups and downs and ons and offs. Like-- he'd go through periods where he has a bunch of empty cans or water bottles piled up, but he'd never like---- let things get moldy or not wash his hands. OR PEE IN BOTTLES bruh, that's a thing some gamers do and I could NEVER see Anon doing that. HE JUST WOULD NEVER my god.

I think he also has moments when the ocd germaphobe bug is just--- WRIGGLING IN HIS BRAIN--- THE MONKEY IS BEATING THE POTS AND PANS IN HIS DOME AND HE MUST CLEAN!!!

He actually has def lost sleep deep cleaning his house before. Stayed up all night deep cleaning everything then passes out on a dirty blanket cause he's all sweaty and gross and he can't Be On The Clean Surface until he's Clean so he must rest a bit then CLEAN HIMSELF, then he's allowed back into his own bed again.

....Yeah so the thing about this is it kinda sucks sometimes. It can drive you crazy often and I think the worst feeling is when you or your brain decides that your home is no longer Safe cause that can happen sometimes. It also make you never want to leave your house cause you're just so acutely AWARE of how there are still people who think it's okay to no wash your hands OR WORSE THAT HAND SANITIZER IS A SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE?????? IT'S NOT, YOU'RE LITERALLY EATING YOUR OWN SHIT, GO WASH YOUR HANDS. (also google is your friend people Fucking Google Shit Please :3 {also know when google says 'detritus' it means feces and urine, go wash your hands})

But yeah, so going outside is hell but also staying inside all the time is hell so you have to try and find this balance where you care enough to keep yourself safe but not so much that you go INSANE.

I think one of the best examples I've seen of how tiring ocd can be is from Scrubs. I'd I really feel this scene a lot.

I really wish I liked Anon more <XD

but yeah, that's one thing that SPS doesn't really go into with Anon but they kinda touch on it. It's not explicated stated in his phone fling, but legit that's the kind of things people do to help them get out of their head space. To help them get better.

IDK I lost the plot here but I feel like Anon is quietly fighting this battle off and on and he probably has a bunch of small eccentrics because of it

[cartoonjessie]

Moana 2 - Spoiler-review part 2

Part 2 of my spoiler review gets even more spoilery! Part 1 is here so you can keep up

However, I was game for the adventures and shenanigans anyways - I'm quite easy to please in that regard. I enjoyed myself during this movie and I loved seeing Moana and Maui reunite, but it happened SO LATE in the movie. (second half) How it happened though, I thought was quite beautiful. He sees the crew (doesn't ring a bell), Pua (doesn't ring a bell), then suddenly Heihei and only THEN does he realize Moana is there, in danger, and his entire demeanor entirely changes. There might not be a lot of character development but they did keep the characters in-character at least! And sometimes there are these character moments that really make you remember why you fell in love with them in the first place. The vulnerability Maui shows in regards to keeping Moana safe is - chef's kiss - sorry that's something I just gobble up as a shipper. I didn't mind the new characters either though… I will say this… Simea, while cute, is so obviously just a little toddler they put in the movie so they can market more merchandise towards other little toddlers, just like little Moana was a good merchandise hit back in 2016. Damn you Disney stop being so evil and obvious and making these characters so damn cute!

Of the three characters that join Moana's crew, I thought Moni was such a sweetheart - and I really chuckled a few times at David Fane's character Kele. There was a bit of character development throughout the movie for him. Just a tiny bit. So maybe there was some character development after all! But Moni and Loto remained kind of static, though they seemed like fine additions to the crew.

The "villain" (should I even call her that?)… meh. Kind of bland for me. She's… there. But vague. Eh… I don't even think I wanna write anything about her.

Oh, coming back to Maui not recognizing Pua… Maui also doesn't know Simea (as showcased at the very end when he goes to Motunui and asks to speak to Simea) - which means… Maui hasn't visited Motunui once in all those years? Oof. I mean I predicted it in a fanfic once but man I thought I was just being dramatic, not realistic. XD

Let's also talk about the elephant in the room… what on earth happened during the big battle? It's left a little ambiguous and this is where I get really really really spoilery as opposed to mildly spoilery before… So… Maui loses his… tattoos. Which, honestly, bit weird seeing Maui without tattoos it's like seeing him without clothes. XD It's like "PUT ON A SWEATER MAN" Did he become human, fully, for that moment? (Yeah, moment, he somehow gets the magic and stuff back) Then Moana "dies" - Maui sings a sad mourning song (ok honestly I was quite moved by all this and dear lord the emotion the animators put in there, good job on that) - then Moana… is revived by… by spirits? And now… she gets a magical tattoo??? SHE GETS… POWERS??? DEMI GOD MOANA?

I mean… my shipper brain kind of exploded cause like - hey - two demi-gods together? Oh yes, more for me to gobble up, yum yum yum. I love what that means for the future for the both of them.

And then, the entire movie is about uniting other people and suddenly there's like a bazillion boats out there of other people on the ocean? Very interesting, very interesting… There's certainly going to be adventures in the future.

Honestly, I'm looking forward to Moana 3 but dear lord don't make it a Disney + series OR if you do, DO NOT rework it in a movie when you realize there's some good stuff in there.

There is some good stuff in Moana 2 - don't get me wrong - but moving an animated series into your Thanksgiving movie is not great… Not great, Disney. Dedicate yourself to the success of Moana 1 (and Moana 2) and make Moana 3 on-par with Moana 1 again. I'll come and watch Moana 3 for sure, you haven't lost me as a viewer yet. But it better be given the respect it deserves as a franchise!

[limitededitionnephilimspare]

Feeling: In Pain/ Sore

Mood: Satisfied

Watching: Special Edd on YouTube

Oh gooood, I’m so fucking sore ;-;

The left of my shoulder on my back is so sore! I think it’s a muscle… but other than that, it hurts to bend over, move or even reach for stuff. Upper and Lower. I think I either laid wrong on my bed, or (as my mom says) I didn’t move a lot. Which she is sorta right about that. But I did stretch and that usually works but this morning, I was unable to pop or even stretch out my back where the muscle is… I just rubbed some cream on my back so hopefully that will help a lot… I want to lay down but I don’t want to..

I’v also been working on my website until the site when down due to maintenance (I’m using WordPress) but I did a good job so far. I just need to do a lot more work ónò . . . I’m slowly learning how to use it and I’m using tutorial after tutorial. I was so pissed off with the header part.. I had accidentally removed the header cause I wanted a blank slate, and I needed to add it back. But I couldn’t with elementor cause I needed to pay for it. But I already paid for Hostinger for it and Wordpress, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on or why can’t I access it . . . Like I said, I’m learning slowly.

My RV is still at the shop (Camping World) cause it’s been raining, and it’s probably going to rain all this week. So, I won’t be home in a while until it stops.. But I do enjoy being at my parents house, I get to hang out with my parents and the free food XD jk jk But I love being spoiled by my parents, and I do my best around the house and wash my dishes and clean up after myself. Which I should do anyways. XD

I’m probably going to make some gifs for Tumblr and try to make it aesthetic and shit.. I don’t know. I’m working on that DX I have some ideas but I need some like… evergreen gifs. GIFs that I can use every time or most out of year so I don’t have to remake it over and over again unless I feel like it. But I have a few ideas of what I wanted to add. Most of it is just for Instagram or some shit like that, but I thought about Tumblr, so I wanted to make it personal for myself to use. Here are some of my ideas . . .

Also here is what I have for the Website. It’s not much but I’m learning and trying XD I know it’s weird looking but I’m learning on how to add sub pages to my menu. I mean.. I’ve tried already but it’s not like.. registering? I don’t know.. But it’s not showing as subpages on the menu and that’s what is really pissing me off about WordPress cause I’m not sure its a particular tutorial on how to do that, but I’m trying like I said and no giving up.

I really want to fix that menu but, again, the website is under maintenance.. So I’ll either have to wait a few minutes or just call it a day, which I did the last one cause I was working on it since this morning and I’ve honestly needed a break. So I came to Tumblr :D ( My secret comfort social media other than YouTube uWu ).

And looked at some good Supernatural Artwork, Photos and some pictures with the Actors at a Convention. I secretly wished I could of went to the one where I live but it was about 2-3 hours away and I didn’t know about it until it was too late, so I didn’t go. But I thought also, it was a sign. Cause I know how I would feel if I met my babies in person. I would had fainted as soon as they look at my way. I would had died if they even breathe my way. …. I’M NOT OBSESSED I SWEAR !!! But yeah.. I love them so much, but now.. I feel a bit indifference with Jared. Why? Cause of the whole Replubican bullshit he has gotten himself into… I love you Jared but now, I don’t love you as much but, shockingly, it’s still there. I just hope he realizes what he has done and SOMEHOW get himself out of this shit… Idk, I lack feeling of what he does now. He just does stuff out of impulse.. that what is feels like sometimes.

I’m leaning on more of loving Misha. He is knows what’s good in the world and wants to protect and save it, which I love for him. I have moments where i wanted to chat with him about life and just to talk in general but I keep seeing these videos of him talking.. well… intelligently. Especially in Politics and I’m just sitting there like Pikachu with my mouth open as I listen. Not understand a single word he was saying other than ‘Vote’. Maybe I’m just too nervous to even talk to him cause I feel like I’ll say something VERY stupid, which I always do when I’m nervous… it’s like.. he is a higher up to me XD I can never get on his level of knowledge >^< But one day. I’ll get there.

I really need to work on my consistency when it comes to social media… I HIGHLY lack in it.. I try to post when I can but that’s usually not enough. I post on Lemon8, Bluesky and Tumblr for the most part, but lack when I post on Threads and Instagram. I think the reason why I lack in Threads cause for some odd fucking reason, I was unable to post for a bit. Maybe cause I was spamming.. but then again, I only posted like 3 times that day. It could be because I was using Buffer and I believe Meta doesn’t like it when you use third party apps for your Instagram/Threads posts so i just save my posts as drafts and call it a day until I’m able to post again… :/ But it only happened once and my love for Threads quickly died so I just.. barely post there cause I could post at times I wanted too… Unlike Tumblr, Bluesky, and Lemon8. But, honestly, the only reason why I’m on Threads and Instagram, is to gain followers and possibly make money from it XD selfishly, I know. But isn’t that everyone’s dream? So, that’s what I need to work on, but also, coming up with content ideas… Cause I think I’m going in and out of Content Burnout and I don’t know how to get out of it. Which is why I’m watching ‘Nicky Saunders’ on YouTube. And. Can I say, that I love her so fucking much. She talks about EVERYTHING content related. Especially on Instagram, Threads, and YouTube. She helps me learn about the news on them and what I need to change or stuff I need to avoid that are outdated as such. I need to find more people like her but.. honestly.. it’s kinda hard… I want to be able to grow along side people like her.. A few thousand followers and making bank while doing so. People like them! So I can know and feel like, ‘If they can do it without a lot of followers or subscribers, I can do it as well!’ Making me feel good inside and motivated. She is the reason why I stayed on Instagram and Threads. And even contemplate YouTube! I’ve been wanted to do YouTube for the longest but it keeps phasing in and out of interest (I have Depression so my hobbies or interests come at go)… But I’m might just suck it up and do it. I don’t know what video I’m going to do, but I can invest in learning about the niche I’m going to be in. ^^

I rambled on long enough here XD and I’m ready to lie down once I finish posting on my social medias since I still have time >.>

See You Tomorrow!

- Siouxie <3

[leffee]

I've been thinking about those deadly sins poll you did awhile back and I decided to put my two cents into who I would say is each sin

Pride - Russell - my interpretation of him is that while he is very prideful in his organization skills, he does tend to be a know-it-all and even flat out condescending, which annoys the others to no end. He also likes being the "leader" of the group and being the one everyone turns to, if someone is shown to be more organized/smarter than Russell he would definitely feel threatened. But he's not just prideful of what he does, he's also very proud of his friends and tends to brag about them in conversations sometimes "Yeah, my friend is a model AND singer. Why do you ask?" "Oh, you're the parent of that one kid with the magician at his birthday party? Yeah, that's my friend. Pretty impressive stuff, huh?"

Greed - Minka - I mean... yeah. Have you seen how she is with shiny stuff? I kind of have nothing to add here tbh :/

Lust - Zoe - I think some people missed the assignment of that poll. Guys, she gets heart eyes at some unfortunate guy that crossed paths with her and now she declares that they're soul mates, she is literally MADE for lust :(

Gluttony - Penny - ehhhhhh I really didn't want to put Penny for gluttony but I kinda had no choice. Gluttony doesn't really fit her, but it doesn't really fit any of the other pets either. It just feels... fatphobic to place the chubby one as gluttony. I'm sorry girl 😔

Envy - Pepper - >:) hehehehe. Pepper just screams envy to me. And she has been canonically jealous in the show. It's something, okay??? And I headcanon that she has a MAJOR problem with comparing herself to others. Why can't she be as smart as Russell, as attractive as Sunil and Zoe, as kind as Vinnie and Penny, or as creative as Minka. She'd be lucky if Mitzi and Clement even look her in the eye, they could turn around and date any of her friends, and she wouldn't even even blame them. Every person she comes across, she always finds some way to compare herself to them. Why wouldn't she? Literally every single person in the goddam universe is better than her in some way while Pepper is a selfish asshole that no one wants to look at for more than two seconds

Wrath - Vinnie - Anger issues for the king. I think that during one of his outbursts, he ended up accidentally hurting one of his friends. And he has never forgiven himself, no matter how many times his friends assure him it's fine and nothing a little rest can't fix. And Vinnie brings the person he hurt all kinds of gifts, their favorite things, favorite food, etc. It legitimately scares Vinnie because his outbursts are uncontrollable, and he wouldn't be able to live with himself if he hurt someone again, or worse

Sloth - Sunil - sorry bestie this is all I had left, although it kinda fits since he was in a very sleepy mood when his best friend was missing :/

Oh yaaay, thanks :D.

Yes, I absolutely think some people missed the assignment on that pride poll but oh well. There's always the chance they didn't, I guess. Still, Zoe is absolutely the most obvious to me, lust all the way, cause come on. Everyone up to Penny I gave the same reasoning pretty much so yeah, I agree.

My other conclusion is that you and I just really like when characters are envious of other cause angst material so naturally we want to give it to our favourites xD. I'll be honest though, I don't know if Vinnie was envious once caononically, Pepper though was. Part of me thinks maybe they didn't give that to him cause "haha, stupid and has no emotional range" but I might be very much wrong. Still, I agree with wrath as well. The man is Satan himself. And no, I don't know Helluva Boss lore, I just know bible lore :].

And let me talk about the gluttony one, I mean, none of the sins really 100% match anyone cause you know, they're from children's show, it's not like they ever did anything that wrong really. Gluttony means overindulgence in food and drinks, as in you consume those when others need them more but you take it all for yourself. Penny never did that of course but like, they've never been in a situation like that. Still, she's the one whose thing is eating a lot, so she naturally fits the best even if she doesn't exactly fit on her own.

And another conclusion is that sloth is just assigned at random to whoever is left cause it just fits nobody lol which I agree with btw. Like, someone has to have it, but no one really fits. Some fit better, some fit worse, but no one really fits. And yeah, Sunil might have been sleepy when his literal besite went missing, but let's be honest, no one did much to find him :/ (still salty). Plus, I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could find at least one moment for each of them when they could be considered lazy cause that's just something all people or in this case pets do.

Next time we're voting who has the sluttiest waist btw.

[asoulofatlantis]

We wish! Like by the time Kai comes out, this has happened over 8 years ago. 8 freaking years! Okay... not 8 but 7 or so. Maybe 6 1/2 but my point still stands, how are you two not married yet? Why aren't Killika and Zin not together yet and how on earth is it possible that this girl, that is 12 years old at the moment, has a higher chance to get married soon than the other two ships? AAAAAHHHH! WHY FALCOM?! WHY?!

XD Well... I guess if she is that freaking slow in getting it, we shouldn't be surprised that she is that freaking slow in getting married... ^^'

Oooooookay guys! Timeout!

And then Erika shows up out of the blue all off a sudden and makes a big deal out of the guy that has protected Tita while she was god knows were that damn Bitch...

I mean I get it. She is a mother and Tita is so cute its easy to think some older man could exploit her innocence and all but if anyone has proven he absolutely adores Tita and would NEVER EVER harm her in any way shape or form, its Agate. Heck, he has the courtesy to have that stupid "hands-off" approach after she started to mature. Which man with ulterior motives would do that, given how Tita is not hands-off with him at all?

*achem* Sorry. Uh... yeah... I... how do I put this? Erika is a... seriously awful woman for one reason or another and she is the only freaking anti-shipper in this damn game even tho she has no right to be! That pisses me off!

I am a bit teary-eyed here after Joshua and Estelle offer Tita to be their big brother and sister. It was so cute.

Oh look! Its the man who hasn't asked Killika to married her yet...

I am on a roll today with the shipping stuff, huh? XD

*achem* Its nice to see you again Zin. Tho I have to admit it didn't feel that long since we last saw each other given that it hasn't been that long since I finished Kuro 2 just yet ^^'

Look! We have Tita and Agates first meeting! (Isn't it quite amusing that in this short amount of time if somewhat had the chance to complain/gush about 3 different ships who are all in this game... and in the meantime, Kuro hasn't given me anything but heartache and pain! I mean... granted the heartache and pain worked out for Swin and Nadia and I am glad about it, but other than that? I stay with it, The Kuro games are truly loveless...)

Granted... it was not the best first impression. But he will make up for it, trust me!

If you ever search for a secret evil person in a Trails game... looking out for those random people you just seemed to be running into over and over again for no apparent reason but pure utter coincidence... that would be the man... or woman. Trust me.

He seems harsh here... but he was right and Tita will prove that later on.

Now we could agrue that this would not have happened if they would have taken Tita with them from the get-go, but then they might have captured and used he as yet another hostage and we would not have gained anything either, because someone likely would still have gotten hurt trying to free her. Not to mention they would have had to chose between saving her or the Professor which would have still caused Tita to feel responsible and... you get me, right?

He slapped her, but love hurts sometimes...

All that aside... the plan failed because Tita did not listen to Agate and now she is standing here whining about its failure even tho it was her fault. The slap... was kind of deserved. Especially by the guy who had to take a bullet for her.

This whole time it was of course not just about the job or the professor, it was also about her own safety.

Now thats just adorable XD "Mister Agate" *lol*

Because this is the exact moment were your life is going to change for the better. Because somehow you made that girl utterly fall in love with you. And while it does start out as a crush on her knight in shining armor who is cool and older and all that. Even when she is 16 she still learns to cook better, just for you. His your sails my man, because this is exactly the moment your ship got permission to sail XD

This mess is absolutely essential for the Relationship between Agate and Tita but it means I have to go into THAT cave to save him. Urg...

[tumblingxelian]

Not sure why I didn't get pinged for this but glad I found it. Anyway, I don't have a ton to add that short-wooloo hasn't, excellent breakdown to be sure. Much more patient that I would have been given they opened with:

"Emotional/dishonest claim. It would be considered "manslaughter" at most and even then that's contentious."

Lie, in what fucking world is choking someone in anger after/while they plead with you to stop doing fascism and genocide not considered a murder attempt? Like, I just went to check the definition of voluntary manslaughter and it goes:

The most common type of voluntary manslaughter occurs when a defendant is provoked to commit homicide. This is sometimes described as a crime of passion.

Padme did not fucking provoke Anakin. She outright offered to run away with him after he did a god damn genocide and helped overthrow democracy. Then he strangled her! Him being angry does not mean he was provoked, that's some god damn domestic abuse enabling shit right there.

Then there was how disingenuous the rest of their argument structure was, IE:

"The Jedi did nothing wrong/bear no responsibility etc."

They aren't interested in addressing your actual claim, because on some level they must know they can't actually disprove your points, So they handwave what you actually said away so they can go on to try and bullshit a "counter argument" without addressing anything said.

This also conveniently let's them more easily make shit up or ignore things, like how as you say, Palpatine is the end result of a thousand year long conspiracy. Plus the Jedi were suspicious of him?

They also clearly don't know what ascetic means given the Jedi are overall quite chill and often shown to engage in relaxation or enjoyable tings and to otherwise have friends outside the Order. The Order is their home and community but that's just like, what living in a religious community is like? Also how the fuck can it be considered abduction when Anakin's parent was for it, the word for that is god damn adoption.

Plus given this is one of the most iconic Batman scenes, I'd sat Batman is indeed closer to a cult than the Jedi: Fun fact these are not the only time stuff like this is done and comes off as super weird XD

I am also deeply confused how the Jedi are at fault for what happened to Shmi when she'd become free in the interim? Like are they magically responsible for every bad thing that happens ever but not for ay of the good stuff they actually do?

Also how is it their fault Anakin becomes more volatile after that? He doesn't tell them anything because he knows he shouldn't have wiped out an entire community in rage so he only told people he knew wouldn't be upset with him!

As ever, people failing to grasp the concept of letting go of things outside your control and conflating it with callousness/indifference. Agonizing to read now as it ever is. Obnoxious. Also yeah Anakin barely says shit so Yoda can't give him anything specific to go off beyond the most generalized advice.

Anakin wanted all the perks of being a Jedi but none of the responsibilities or challenges. He wanted his ideal romance with Padme, but not for her to disagree with him in any meaningful way. He wanted Sidious to be his endlessly supportive mentor and enabler. & when he couldn't have it all, he chose the most selfish and destructive things and ultimately ended up with nothing, and cursed everyone with him.

Insisting the Jedi were primarily to blame for Anakin being a fascist traitor and Palpatine ordering their deaths is painfully fucking stupid. Like its so disconnected from reality and victim blaming that it hurts to read. I don't find Anakin's evil relatable at all, I can't envision killing my entire community & family to protect one person. I think that's deeply fucked up. Like even on an instinctual level like they are claiming its fucked up. Also let's be real here if THAT were enough to cause the Order to Fall, if that were even close to true, the Order would not have last as long as it did, or need a mind controlled army and thousand year conspiracy to take hem down.

Ugh, I'm tired ><

Even if all the lies and deliberated twisted misrepresentations of Mace Windu and the Jedi for the purpose of blaming them for Anakin were remotely accurate (THEY AREN'T, END OF DISCUSSION), Anakin's turn to the dark side and all his atrocities are still HIS FAULT, no one else's (and yes, that even includes Palpatine) , regardless of what they did

It was his choice

Anakin chose to turn to the dark side

Anakin chose to betray the Jedi and Republic

Anakin chose to overthrow democracy

Anakin chose to support fascism

Anakin chose to murder children en mass

Anakin chose to join a space nazi death cult

Anakin chose to murder Padme

No one made him do anything, no one could, nothing that anyone did(n't do) forced him to be a monster, it was all his choice, because no matter what a person supposedly suffers, they are the one who chooses what they do

And Anakin chose to be evil

[heart-ruled-moved]

🧸 “Geez....how ruuude...” 

[mewtwoandme]

Oh yeah, TC really damaged us (or more still does) interesting question tho, do the big Mewtwo comic artists like you have... Conferences? On who wants to do what next to make sure you don't all accidentally make the same stuff at the same time?😂

I mean, kinda lol, sometimes we get together and chat about ideas and bounce some off of each other, things like that. Though I do talk to TC more about things cause I've known her longer. Several of my comics have been influenced by TC and some of the ideas she gives me whenever I'm not sure how to go about drawing something or how to play things out and I do my best to offer the same help that she gives me ^^ We compare ideas and talk about ways to improve them. We both agree that there should be some space in between my shadowtwo arc and hers, for you guys' sakes. XD

And TC knows the majority of what I'm gonna do when my shadowtwo arc starts, and about Newtwo's past also, cause she's been assisting me here and there whenever a convo about it comes up hehe :>

[tumblingxelian]

OK so it turns out I did not see this for some reason and that is tragic because this was AMAZING!

Of the cuff regarding some notes stuff:

Honestly that both makes sense and would make the story hilarious as the contrasting performances start to emerge. Like both Adrien & Chloe spend so much of their time performing, Chloe's life was basically a performance unless she was having a breakdown, so like, they can play the Chat 'Role' but distinctions are still gonna slip through. Chloe is more forward physically than Chat, while Chat's got more emotional intelligence, there will be differences but not necessarily enough to twig "That's a different person." Love it.

Also yeah Marinette finding out and being like "I guess they need to do it that way" or "Damn that would be so useful though, but rules are rules!" makes sense.

No worries on it getting away from you as said, amazing.

Honestly a big fan of the idea that they like, have enough time to discuss the idea before Adrien's first, or perhaps second, trip out as a hero during Origins. So when Chloe shows up next time & is just like, "Its Duchess today" Ladybug just rolls with it and only picks up on the switches on the third team up when its Duke again.

Also low key, Adrien and Chloe realizing some gender fluidity perhaps, Adrien He/Her, and Chloe she/they maybe?

Ah seems you beat me to it XD

On the Kwami thing, Oh I totally get it, I was not trying to vindicate, justify or defend the Order in anyway. My stance regarding the Kwami's was solely rooted in making the setting slightly less horrific but making the Kwami have a weird approach to existence. So while they aren't fond of the Order, they aren't suffering the same kind of horrific trauma and mental degradation that such an existence would inflict on a human. Its still not good, its just that they are alien enough that it doesn't have the same intensity of impact.

A friend I was discussing an older idea with described Sass's attitude to Nooro being missing as.

"Sass's perspective on time means they not only know but feel how this too will pass. That they will all be reunited again and that in the cosmic scale its a very small amount of time & so can be utterly unbothered. On the other hand, because of how Sass perceives time when a little sibling is missing they are missing 'forever' because regardless of how time works, Sass is existing in this one moment without them while having a sense of scale of time for the rest of existence."

Does that make sense?

Anyway onto the snippet!

"You guys are being pretty confrontational"

Mhm these examples work well, suddenly reminded of She-Ra and how in episode 1 Adora's like, "Well you do disrespect authority a lot" or something to that effect. & Catra is furious because of course Adora doesn't get it, Adora is the golden child, authority treats her kindly, while Catra realized sometime ago authority will only hurt her for fun so she doesn't try. Not consciously anyway.

"So, nice to have a body double, huh? Glad you got permission."

Gosh you can hear how scathing her anger is here, I love it.

I love Marinette's sheer explosion of righteous anger and shock, her intense belief in what is right can be very useful once it pivots to someone's side and this is conveyed very well here. The shock both at the defense and the sibling bit was great, took the wind right out of Chloe's sails XD

Also love how worried Marinette is over Kagami, Fu will have been stressing the danger this whole time so it makes sense it is more at the forefront of her mind.

I adore the distinct nicknames and also Chloe calling Adrien just like, "Fuck, I need someone with emotional skills and tact!"

Especially cause- god, I felt AWFUL for-"

I am very curious about this line, also love Marinette talking about how if she had a sibling she'd not want to do it alone, cos yeah she'd likely be looking at their situation with a lot of envy even with the fighting with Fu.

Also low key Adrien & Chloe being like, "We're family? We are now!"

Damn, Marinette clearly needed this vent session, I like how you do a good job of making her so sympathetic here, cos much of the stories framing would make that more challenging.

Ah the classic Marinette paranoia and Chloe copying Adrien's efforts to calm her down, nice!

Gosh mood Chloe on wanting your specific intent to be understood even mid breakdown, I totally get it girl, very autistic of you (Fist bump)

why does he keep threatening to make me-"

For the love of gods, someone wrap her in a blanket and get her a hug!

Gosh them reassuring her is so good, they are such disasters but so committed to the bit, I love them deeply.

Adrien Noir: "Duchess. No."

Duchess yes!

This isn’t ok. It isn't right."

So much growth, I love it, kudos, this was amazing!

I had the most hilarious Aware AU thoughts:

OK, so everything leading up to Origins is the same as discussed.

When Adrien stops to help Fu he's almost caught but Chloe was waiting outside & jumped in when Nathalie showed up and made a sufficient enough spectacle that Sabrina could grab Adrien and they bolt into the school.

Argument over seats ensues, Adrien & Nino making tentative friends.

Kagami is probably around but maybe not in this class. Gabriel is irritated but also figures that an Akuma attack is a good reason to force Adrien out of going to school & keeps Nathalie waiting. So he can't even head out to the arcade across the street.

This is all a big red flag to Nino when he hears & sees that yes, Adrien's bodyguard & his fathers assistant have basically parked outside the school to obsessively watch them all day.

Stuff happens, Ivan becomes an Akuma & in the chaos Adrien, Chloe & maybe Sabrina, grudgingly agree to go to the Agreste Mansion cos it is at least very heavily fortified. Minor argument with Nathalie but time is dead bodies with a giant rock monster around.

Anyway this means Adrien has company when he finds Plagg.

Fortunately the Kwami of Destruction is all in favor of teenage rebellion "Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people!" & has no issue ignoring that Chloe knows Adrien's identity, though they do work to cover it up a little bit when needed.

But, but, but, here's the fun part.

Chloe also becomes Chat Noir.

Not all the time but when its impractical for Adrien to do it she dons the ring. Both already having many aesthetic commonalities and a familiarity with each others personalities, the way the Glamour works & mild physical form changes when transforming and... No one notices, not even Fu!

Also both flirt with Ladybug, a lot.

This also helps keep a bit of a divide going once Fu is discovered, because Adrien shares details on the book with at least her, or potentially the entire "Shitty parents club". & this leads to knowing about Fu earlier and a more contentious relationship.

IE, he wants to take Plagg back, Plagg does not want to go back, they do not want Plagg to go back & they have enough information to make Fu's entire operation very fucking difficult.

Also the book may be found or stolen earlier.

Like Bubbler is a great time/excuse to trash the mansion for funsies ya know?

Obviously Marinette is not a fan of this whole... Everything, even if she doesn't get all the details or learn IDs, she respects authority figures and seniors, & though she might not want to lose Chat she doesn't think turning it into a contest of wills is the "Right" way to fix things.

Also I think Kagami might be Marinette's first pick for an extra ally which might happen sooner as Fu would want someone else more in line with his thinking on side.

This isn't a dig at Alya, but in Aware Marinette as technically known Kagami longer. Sees her as very respectful & dutiful, and has 100% seen her bravely try to throw down with Akuma to keep people safe.

Meanwhile the bee, or perhaps snake or tiger can still end up lost XD

Chat: Me, knowing the location of the Miraculous no one told me was missing? Its less likely than you think! Also Chat: Hey, new hero, we should definitely 100% accept this person & not question their identity!

One big difference between Fu & the other shitty adults, is that he's much more like Roger. IE, he is trying to do the right thing, genuinely does not want to bring anyone pain. He is just intensely paranoid & overly cautious tot he point where it can become harmful.

So, first of all, this is hilarious to me. Yes, absolutely, all of this.

second, I see your "Kagami is chosen by Marinette first", and raise you "As a body double". Like, I think part of why Alya gets picked to be the Fox was proximity - the Akuma was her little sisters, it was the middle of the night, she's already aware of the situation, Marinette trusts her and needs a teammate, boom, Alya gets to be the Fox. However, for Kagami, you're right, she does know her longer here, so probably trusts her more. So, I suggest learning about the "Cat Siblings" (this is Marinette's best guess, if she doesn’t have their identities, that the Chat Noir duo are siblings) gives Marinette ideas. Like, yes, Fu is clearly against it, but part of Marinette probably thinks "dammit, that’s such a good system, though!". How many times has she been screwed over because she had to be Ladybug, and completely fucked up her schedule? There being TWO people to be Cat Noir, while not ideal, is still better for Cat Noir in general. Not that Marinette would EVER do something like that, once the Guardian makes his stance clear! Oh no, absolutely not!

Which, uh, doesn’t mean she hasn’t THOUGHT about someone else to let borrow the earrings in an emergency, OR that she hasn’t thought about Kagami specifically, OR that she hasn’t quietly discussed it with Tikki (in hypotheticals) what to do if she's taken out! So (my best guess for what happens) when Marinette comes down with a particularly nasty flu, and can't even stand up without feeling dizzy, she actually doesn’t think that long before calling up Kagami, like, "uh, hey, weird question, do you think you could take over being Ladybug for me? I can taste colours, and not in the fun way."

Of course, Kagami does it, and because she's VERY different from Marinette (personality-wise) while the public is fooled thanks to the Glamour, Cat Noir is "uh, excuse me? Who are you???", and Kagami has to awkwardly explain that your regularly scheduled Ladybug currently has a fever of one hundred and four, and can't really leave the bathroom right now, so she's filling in. After it’s all over, she quickly leaves to give Marinette the earrings back (maybe drop off some medicine?), and Cat Noir(e) is left feeling, like, "ha, maybe the old man will get off our backs now, Ladybug clearly agrees with us!"

Which. Uh. Yeah, no, that doesn’t really happen. Maybe Ladybug's just better at explaining it, (or Fu is just a little prejudiced against the Cat in particular, I imagine the Order weren’t Plagg’s biggest fans, Fu probably internalized a lot of their shit), but he's . . . not OKAY with Ladybug sharing her ID and position with another person, but much more understanding. If Marinette was really that sick, then going out as Ladybug would have been seriously detrimental to both her and the fight against Hawk Moth. And there NEEDS to be a Ladybug in every fight, to purify the Akuma. Yes, Fu would rather she hadn’t done it, but it was clearly the right decision at the time, so Fu will trust Marinette on this. He still doesn’t recommend doing it too often, but a back up Ladybug is clearly a good idea.

Well, this means that Back Up Cat is good too, right? Nope! Still salty about them, still thinks one of them should knock it off, still thinks he should take the Miraculous back!

Yeah, you can imagine how this is going down with the Cat Noir(e) Duo. ESPECIALLY because this is the Aware Kids. It’s every instance of favouritism, of "unexceptional", of "not good enough". Congrats Fu, you just got knocked into "Adults we DO NOT trust"! You already had a foothold, now you get a proper seat!

On the flip side, I see this as where Marinette starts questioning Fu a little more. Because for all her black and white mentality, all her naïveté, the double-standard is GLARING. She's spent the past few months watching the battle of Wills that is Cat Noir(e) Vs Fu. She was expecting a HELL of a talking to once she wasn't throwing up her stomach. Instead, she gets mild disappointment at the SITUATION, general understanding, and even gets COMMENDED for her reasoning and quick reaction to the situation. Which makes her go "waitwait,wait, wait, hold the FUCK up", because what? What the HELL? Why is it ok if SHE does the thing that Fu's been railing against, but not Cat Noir(e)? Good grief, shouldn’t it have been a worse decision? The Cat Noir(e) Duo at least started at roughly the same time. They've been training and getting better alongside her. Now that Marinette's no longer fever-fogged, she's thinking it honestly would have made more sense to have Tikki take the earrings, and go find one of the duo to be a replacement Ladybug. They would have at least had some idea what they were doing! But no, instead she sent a friend, who had barely any idea, to do the job. And that's . . . . fine? What? And DON'T say it’s cause Ladybug needs to be there to purify the Akuma, Marinette knows she NEEDS back up! If anything, the Cat Noir(e) Duo was always kind of a comfort to her, cause she knew she was always likely to have SOMEONE there to support her. Fu so clearly showing favouritism is a hit to Marinette's view of all authority figures being kind and reasonable, making her start questioning him a bit more. Which, ya know, is probably needed.

On Fu himself, yes, he is very much like Roger. I'm not sure on how the particulars work out, since we have no idea what Roger's home life was like as a kid, but I've been operating under the adage "nothing exists in a vacuum". Roger didn’t spring forth fully formed with his opinions on "serving the public (toxic)", he had to learn that somewhere. Someone taught him those views, which he's passing onto Sabrina. And we SEE, at least partially, Fu getting taught his paranoia - if not from the Order itself, from the incident that took the Order away, which Fu probably feels a lot of guilt for. Which, as far as I can tell, he's managing by doubling down on the few teachings he had. Don’t give out IDs. Always put the Miraculous back in the box, don’t let them out. Don’t let the Kwami know any secrets.

Unfortunately, much like Roger, I feel like Fu also needs to see his stubbornness blow up in his face before he realizes he's fucking up.

[anti-dazai-blog]

Howdy! I've got a couple anon asks on my blog telling me to report and/or block you so I decided to finally check you out!

I'm absolutely in love with Dazai (I also really like the actual author's works! I hope I can save up some money to bulk buy his books sometime in the near future :)) and I was really curious when I saw your username.

I personally don't really identify, I guess?, with your way of thinking?? Does this make sense to you???? But I feel some sort of kinship because I HATE Chuuya in a way that I feel is similar to how you "hate" Dazai. I don't act hate him, that's very strong and also these guys are fictional (despite the namesakes and abilities that are modeled after real authors, many of whom I greatly enjoy!) and from what I've seen you're not spreading any negativity???

I also hate Dazai x Chuuya (I can't even remember the ship name lol) mostly because of Chuu-Chuu and because although I've enjoyed their dynamic/trope in other ships, this one just infuriates me and disagrees with my general vibe-ology I suppose lol, so all this to say, I see no reason to block or report you. I'm sorry you have to deal with so many people that lack basic reading comprehension and critical thinking.

I wrote all this on anon because I want to avoid having too much drama on my blogs, but I hope this doesn't cause a shitstorm for you, particularly because of the shipping part... I really love bsd but god sometimes the fanbase makes it hard to enjoy, as I'm very fandom-oriented. If you'd ever reply to an ask off-anon privately I'd love to send you some salutations by name :)

I hope you're well! And sorry for this admittedly strange ask.. I have been getting asks like I mentioned about you for quite some time now XD I'm glad to find that this blog is actually chill and fun instead of whatever the hell people who don't read think it is.

Stay safe!

Oh wow that’s a lot

I really wanna put all of this behind me, but the asks you got were from an well-known account that’s run by an obsessive Dazai fan who has been harassing countless bsd accounts for months now. If you scroll through my blog you should find stuff from her. (I don’t wanna get into detail here, but please dm me because there’s some stuff I wanna ask about this privately)

—yeah, I get it entirely— everything you said about Chuuya (although I do like him, I just don’t understand why he’s as popular as he is), and about the ship of Dazai x Chuuya (which I too don’t ship, although I enjoy their dynamic/banter occasionally). I’m not very active in any internet fandom, and bsd is the biggest fandom I’ve ever “participated” in, so I assumed it was just one of the many fandom things I don’t fully get. So it’s nice to see I’m not the only one who’s lost on why the fandom is the way it is.

This may be a weird thing to ask, but if possible (and if it fits with your blog aesthetic), could you maybe post something telling people to ignore the account sending asks saying to report me? If she sent that stuff to one account, I guarantee she sent it to 50 others. Again, I know that that’s a pretty big thing to ask from someone, especially since you don’t know me. So no pressure, I just don’t want my account taken down or something.

Anyway. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I really really appreciate it.

[slasherwife]

🐻Oh, I stopped to think, how the Slashers would react to their S / O being a witch who reincarnated (doesn’t remember the past life, except how she died.), She does rituals (using some potions, animal bones and blood itself). to raise and control plants and a power related to his death (possibly fire) and have nightmares about his death that usually have phantom pain and vision (in the midst of flames and smoke for example.) kisses from Brazil 🐻

Slashers react to a witch s/o

How do the slashers react with you doing tarot, moon rituals, playing with energies, making potions and doing spells?

🌹🌛🌕🌜🌹how do they react to you controlling the elements and getting forewarning of his death?

Thomas Hewitt

Thomas is lowkey intrigued?

Doesn’t even know what this stuff is??

He’s pretty much clueless, but that doesn’t mean you can’t teach him

If you tell him you’re a witch I have a feeling he’ll be taken aback

“B-but the Bible says—“

“No no, the Bible was originally Aramaic, Tommy— and ‘witch’ in Aramaic meant poisoner, my love. I never poison anyone.” 💖💕💖💕

That should do it 😊

Anyway he will still be bewildered a lil bit, just peepin around the corner watching you doing a tarot reading like Ow0 wot

Will catch animals for you to use for rituals

Do you need human bones too? Cuz he’s got you covered 😊💕

But hearing of your past life death? Seeing you play with fire and plant energies? How the universe practically bows to you? He sees you completely different.

He was standing on the back porch, watching you walk towards him as the grass waved to you and the trees bent in your favor, and he never wanted to be apart from you 🌹😊

You are a starlit goddess, sent to him by mistake— and he thinks you belong to the stars above or in the clouds~~ anywhere but his dark, sad home 😓💖

If you have nightmares about his death, he will go under your wing —begrudgingly— under your constant protection

He doesn’t believe too much of your visions, but he hates seeing you upset and his dark goddess doesn’t deserve paranoia 🥀😓

Jason Vorhees

Whatever Jason thinks, he at least acknowledges at his zombie phase that he isn’t exactly considered natural either.

Tbh you guys would be a total power couple 🤗🥺💖

He would be probably more understanding of your occupation than Tommy, and would embrace you fully 😊

Like “I knew my y/n was special. I knew it!” 😊💕

He doesn’t like that you use animal bones though. “Why the poor animals y/n?? Use human bones instead— here.”

He thinks you have superpowers hah

He loves when you raise the plants to be alive again— it’s like you keep it spring all year and he loves it 🥺💖💕💖🌷

Will be happy that you have them so you can protect yourself if need be 😊

Once you tell him about your past life death and how you can manipulate elements and that you’re getting forewarnings dreams of his death... he won’t be too worried.

First off, any thought of you dying in general is caused him literal physical pain. So he didn’t like you talking about that 🥺💕

You controlling the elements, Fire? He will follow you anywhere hon’. 7’1 immortal zombie legend murderer and powerful sorcerer/ess/witch? Biggest power couple 💕🙌🙌

And then lastly, the only thing Jason will worry about from your dreams is how you will manage with out him. That’s literally it 😂🥺💕💖

He knows he will come back eventually, you can’t kill Jason forever— he physically can’t stay dead lol

He will sheepishly miss all the crazy sex you guys have been having, but you stop your worrying! Jason’s like “my poor bab don’t be so scared— I’ll always come back!” 💕💕💖💕

Michael Myers

Will 1000% pretend your powers don’t interest him.

But just know that he’s peeking around the corner when you absent mindedly play with the candle’s flame while mixing a clarity potion, literally on his toes 😂💕

He loves to be around you when you’re doing candle work, making a potion, practicing controlling the elements— because you exert this powerful and foreign energy aura that’s comforting to him 😊💖💕🥺

Another slasher that will go on a midnight trip of catching animals for you because “ANYTHING FOR YOU, MY GODDESS— 😫💖💕💖💕”

But you wouldn’t even ask for it, he would see you making spell charms or bags with animal bones in it—

And then next thing you know he drops a sack of birds and a goat next to you and walks away???🤭

Do I know where he got the goat?? No I fucking do not xD but it kinda stank so you had to drag it out the back door and get to work 😣

And then obviously he’ll give you human bones as well lel 💕

He likes hearing of your past life death, he thinks it’s cool lol 😊💖

Getting forewarnings of Michael’s death? K.

He wouldn’t be bothered really, but he obviously doesn’t want to die— he’s too stubborn for that 💕💖

This is the only time he will ever listen to you xD barely

Basically like “too bad—I’m going out tonight. But I’ll ‘be careful’ or whatever the fuck you said.”

Another huge power couple btw 🙌💖💕

Bubba Sawyer

He thinks you’re so cool 🥺

He’ll think your tarot readings are a game and he’ll pick up random ones and look at them

(He likes the pictures) 😖💖

He’ll be so curious, like snooping around when you’re doing a ritual, snuggling up against you when you’re saying an incantation—

He’s like a cat💖💕

Oh you like animal bones? What a surprise! His house is literally full of them. 😶🌷

Ya you have an endless supply of animal bones— you won’t ever run out 😂💖💕

You died in your past life? WHAT? Why? *crying*

He will snuggle you all night when you tell him that 🥺

Also thinks you’re a goddess that was sent to him and can NOT wrap his head around the fact that you two met by chance 🥺💖

Cherishes you every single day and will probably be super clingy because you’re just his strong woman who deserves everything for the queen she is— *INHALE* yeah. 😖😖💕💕💖💖

Wait. What? You dreamt of me dying? What abt you will you be okay my little blueberry muffin??

He won’t careeee but at the same time he wants to stay with youuuuu😖💖💕

Just so he can stay alive to be with you, he’ll do everything you say to stay safe and will follow every protocol much to Chop Tops annoyment. 🤷‍♀️😊💕

“No, sorry—Y/n says I can’t do that.”

I love you two together, it gives me the feels 🥺💕💖

Bo Sinclair

Ooooh niceeee

Lowkey interested but probably won’t show it 😆

Like u do u— don’t know don’t care as long as you keep making me pbjs

Prepare for bewildererd looks when he walks in on your using blood/bones for a particular ritual 😳

Like you’ll just be sitting on your bed with your eyes closed, holding a black candle trying to banish negative energy and he’ll walk in—

“Want me to leave...?”

“Shhhhhhh....”

He’ll probably come home one day with an animal skull or something like, “babe I found this owl beak... you want it?” 😂💖💕

He’ll probably tell Lester to catch something while he’s out and about, and then take it and tell you that he got it for you all by himself😂💕

Lowkey scared of you sometimes

He’s not scared of blood, but like y are u using it..??

Tried not to piss you off too much so you hex him or something xD 💖💕

You: *manipulating fire and wind out back*

Bo, walking in on it: bitch what the fu—

If you tell him you’re getting visions of his death, he’ll probably be super skeptical and give you it a smartass remark— probably ask if you’ve been smoking the mugwort too 😳😶

But if you persist on it— he’ll get frustrated but will listen to you because he doesn’t like seeing u upset 🥺🌷

Brahmsie

Bitch wtf u doin?

So confused— explain now

This little shit will go through all of your stuff and take what he thinks is cool and will probably piss off your deities (if u have deities) 😂

You’ll have to make him apologize and have him give it back~~which I wish you the best of luck w 😂💖💕

You’ll just be minding your own business when Brahmsie is looking at your things—

The he legit looks at you dead in the eyes and takes your dragon figurine and disappears into the walls, much to your panic 😓😶😶

But since you can do all this stuff, now 3x more scared of you even tho you’re a small bean in comparison to him— 😳💕🌷

You threatened to hex him if he didn’t start actin right and he started being nice real quick 😂🙌💕💕

Where did u get that blood? 😶😳

Using animal bones? Use the dead rats y/n! Duh!

Bonus for him if he manages to sack the grocery boy and take his bones too 😶💘

“ANYTHING FOR YOU MY QUEEN!” 🙌😭💖💖

If he finds you controlling the elements and sees u controlling fire.... he leaves immediately dont you know he’s terrified of fire??

Yeah uh he demands in a shaky voice that you stop doing that or else ☹️😶he doesn’t like fire at all

But that’s okay cuz you’re still the fuckin coolest person hes ever been w! 😆💘

Wait wut...? You’re saying I’m gonna die? UWU SAVE ME Y/N I DONT WANNA DIEEE

He will literally get so scared when you tell him you’re getting forewarnings of his death, and will go under your wing definitely the most willingly 😅💓💓

Whatever, more cuddles for him! And some other things 😏

I hope u liked ittt! Sorry I’ve not the time to post ANYTHING lately— it took me 5 days to finish this one because of how busy w school I am— but I hope you like it!! 💖💖

[its-a-humanriot]

ooo for the drabble list... maybe 73--"You do have a stupid face."? XD

fvkgdfjy ahh thank you kindly for the ask! I have to say that was one of my favourites off the list 😁 I got a little bit carried away with this so it’s a bit more than drabble length...

prompt list here

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“Butch, would you settle down? I can’t clean this if you keep twitching like that.”

“Well maybe I would stop twitching if ya stop poking me! That stuff stings.”

Butch flinches away from the cloth in Billie’s hand, and she sighs. The cut on his jaw apparently originated from a broken glass in the brawl that had happened in the Muddy Rudder, and while she likes the establishment well enough she does not feel confident enough in Belle’s dishwashing to feel she can forgo disinfectant.

“Don’t be a baby, it’s just antiseptic. I wouldn’t have to use it if you hadn’t gotten yourself into a fight.” 

She didn’t really know it had happened either – they had just been enjoying a drink in the bar and Sister had started mouthing off in the background, and next thing she knew fists were flying and Charon was having to pull a bleeding Butch off Sister by the collar. Butch didn’t even have the excuse of drunkenness as he’d only been halfway through a single beer before everything kicked off.

“That guy was knocking our gang, Bills!”

“He was extremely drunk, and the worst thing he said to you as far as I heard was that you ‘had a stupid face’. You came up with more offensive things to say to me at age ten.”

A snort comes from behind them. Charon, who had been cleaning his shotgun in silence in the corner of their room at the Weatherly, raises his eyes to meet Butch’s as the young barber glares at him.

“You got something to say too, big guy?”

The ghoul’s face remains impassive as he holds Butch’s stare, but Billie sees the slightest quiver at the corner of his lip.

“Sister wasn’t wrong in that aspect at least.”

Billie tries – unsuccessfully - to control her own grin even as she holds Butch down in his chair while he tries to leap up and face Charon himself. Extending her leg, she shoves Charon’s knee playfully with her foot, and he snorts again.

“I thought you were supposed to be the adult here?” Laughing, she pushes him again. “Go on, go walk Dogmeat or something and let me work in peace without antagonising my patient.”

“Physical violence invalidates the contract.” The twitch in his lip has turned to the barest hint of a smile that gives away his amusement.

“Yeah, yeah. Go on, shoo.”

Charon does leave with Dogmeat in tow but not before ruffling her hair as he goes, and she blows an errant curl out of her eyes before turning back to her unruly patient. Butch is, for want of a better word, pouting.

“Are you going to let me clean that now?”

Butch huffs but complies, and Billie gets back to disinfecting the wound with little interruption other than the odd wince.

“Now are you gonna tell me what Sister actually said that got you all revved up? I’ve said ten worse things to you since breakfast, and I don’t catch you trying to break my face.”

Butch huffs again.

“Yeah, but that’s you, and I figure you get some for free cause of all the shit I did to you when we were kids.” He twitches again as she dabs at his jaw, but doesn’t meet her eye. “You get to talk shit about me and I get to talk shit about you, but some weirdo running his mouth doesn’t get to say nothin’ to me about a fellow Tunnel Snake.”

Oh. Her hand stills. This is about me. Billie had let slip to Butch once that she disliked being the wasteland’s new celebrity. Three Dog may have meant well, but now everywhere she went all eyes were on her and judging her without even knowing her, and sometimes it made her feel like shutting herself in her house and never coming out again. 

Even when she was a kid so many people in the vault had looked at her different because she was a wastelander’s kid without her even knowing the reason, everyone had expected her to become a doctor because she was Doctor Morgan’s kid. She found it less of a burden now, but the weight of other people’s perceptions weighed heavy on her.

She’d never had anyone fighting for her honour like that before.

Butch is still pointedly avoiding looking at her and her hand is hovering conspicuously in midair, so she drops it. The wound was cleaned well enough anyway. Instead she picks up a stimpak and gently injects a little of the solution at the edge of the cut. Butch hisses at the unexpected pain of the needle, and finally looks back at her.

“Ow! Was that necessary?”

Before her eyes the new skin starts to form over the cut. It was a bit of an unnecessary use of a stimpak, but she can’t bring herself to feel bad about it.

“Facial wounds get infected pretty easily, it’s better to get them healed over. You didn’t wanna have a scar there, right?” She hopes the deflection is enough to cover her terrible lying, and takes Butch’s chin between her thumb and forefinger to better examine his face. The new pink skin on Butch’s defined jaw has now covered the open flesh completely – by the morning it will look like nothing ever happened. It looks so delicate, and she gets a sudden urge to trace it with a finger before she gets a hold of herself. “All done.”

Butch seems to snap out of whatever stupor he was in and looks away as she lets go of his jaw. With a muttered ‘thanks’ he gets to his feet as she finishes packing away her med kit and pulls his jacket back on. As he opens the door out of the room, her mouth starts speaking again seemingly without her permission.

“For the record –” she says, placing the med kit back in her pack by the door, and Butch’s big blue eyes look surprised as he looks back over his shoulder at her “- it’s a pretty nice face, actually.”

Butch looks stunned for a brief moment before recovering himself with a sly smile.

“Aw Bills, if you wanted to get a closer look all ya gotta do is ask.” He cocks a eyebrow, and Billie can feel her ears burning red.

“It’s still a stupid face!” She blurts and pushes him by the face over the threshold, taking some comfort that his staggering to recover himself wipes the cocky grin off his face. “Goodnight!”

Face burning, she slams the door shut.

[kaypeace21]

Stranger things is about mental health & trauma- deal with it!

I’ve seen a lot of people claim anyone who mentioned this topic immediately be gaslit and told they’re “just crazy” and “rudely projecting their own issues on to the characters.’ Like- no you don’t have to believe my  Will DID/Lonnie theory ( I could be wrong). But to claim one of the show’s central themes isn’t about mental health/trauma (screams either complete lack of lit comprehension or denial cause you have your own negative biases towards such people). So let’s just go into what’s literal text-not subtext/symbolism. Just the super blatant stuff.  RIGHT IN THE SHOW!

S1

-We have El when she first appears on screen  asked by Benny if her parents starved and hurt her and if that’s why she ran away. Benny then calls CPS to say El “may have been ab*sed or something.” After this Lucas says there is “seriously something wrong with her-wrong in the head. She’s probably from the NUT-HOUSE in curly county.penthurst” We also see El  cannonically has PTSD-all of s1 she’ll see something benign (a cat, a coke commercial, a closet) and is triggered to see a traumatic flashback. That’s literally ptsd.  There’s also hints throughout the seasons she’s developmentally behind in both language, telling time etc (neglect like El’s irl can cause an intellectual disability-analysis on El/that subject here).The real pethurst in pensylvannia (not the one in stranger things/ Curly county)  closed in 1986-  it was a facility for people and mostly  kids with intellectual disabilities (it wasn’t technically a psych facility like the one in st)-but it was infamous for it’s abuse of these intellectually disabled patients kept there. We also have Brenner be a ab*sive psychiatrist.

- Hopper after suffering from the loss of his daughter. Is popping pills like candy, drinking and smoking constantly. He later says he used to hallucinate and forgot what was real -seeing and hearing sarah and says if he didn’t confront the pain he’d “fall down a black hole he couldn’t get out of.” NO... subtext here about what the void represents nope.

- Both mothers (Terry & Joyce) are dismissed as being mentally ill and simply grieving the loss of their kids . But both end up being right about the supernatural.

- “Terry pretends Jane is real. i mean it’s all make believe. you know the doctors all say it’s a coping mechanism.”

- While with Joyce the whole town pre s1 already questioned her mental health. Jonathan says “She used to have anxiety problems (pre s1).” And Jonathan, Hopper, and Lonnie all assume she’s hallucinating: talking to Will via lights, seeing a man without a face, saying Will’s body is fake -due to grief. Plus Lonnie mentions the fact Joyce’s aunt Darlene also used to hallucinate as a possible reason  (terry’s aunt also had mental health issues mentioned in s2 by Becky). Lonnie even says everything Joyce is seeing  is “all in her head.”  Hopper and Jon both say she needs to sleep and accept reality and Lonnie says she needs to see a “shrink”.  Hopper “i’m not saying that you’re crazy”. Joyce : “no, you are.” Joyce also says to Lonnie “Stop looking at me like that... like everyone else like i’m out of my damn mind.” Hopper also says about Joyce she’s “on the edge”. Callahan says in response , “she’s been on the edge for a while now” (referring to her mental health- even before Will’s dissappearance)”. While Lonnie says Jonathan is “feeding into her hallucinations ... you’re going to push her right over the edge.” In s2 Hopper says “ I think everyone is on edge- you, me, Will most of all. (when talking about Will’s ptsd/trauma)” 

- in s1 They claim Will just “fell” over the edge of the quarry’s cliff. Later the only other queer coded character (Mike) jumps off the quarry cliff (where Will’s body was found) cause the homophobic troy forced him too jump. Troy even says earlier dead-Will is “flying with all the other fairies all happy and gay” (to Mike). And Troy says to Hopper El made Mike “fly” after jumping off the cliff. Friendship saved him from jumping off the edge metaphorically ( and he’ll prob eventually be happy and gay too).

s2/3

-Will is seeing a therapist . And we are told he has ptsd and will experience the anniversary effect, personality changes,nightmares, having episodes, etc. And things “will get worse before they get better”.  Mike also asks if what Will is seeing is “real or like the doctors say all in your head?” And Will continues to see hallucinations of the mf/upsidedown that only he can see initially.

-Hopper also agrees with owens mentioning how he knew guys with ptsd . joyce : “it’s not like he’s describing a nightmare. He talks about them like they’re real.” Hopper: “Yeah, because they’re not nightmares they’re flashbacks.I think he’s right about trauma.I think everyone is on edge (bringing that s1 ref back), Me you, Will, most of all.Nothing’s gonna go back to the way that it was. But it’ll get better.In time.”

-Nancy suffers from survivor’s guilt and drunkingly says she killed Barb. Jonathan says like Nancy he has “a weight that you that carry all the time . i feel it too.” (cough depression). He also says he tries to be there for Will but says about Will “he’s not the same. maybe things can’t go back to the way they were. (mirroring Hopper’s words earlier that season)”

-Jonathan said in s1 Joyce had “anxiety issues” than Nancy says in s3 “you really are your mother’s son... you worry too much.” Then we see him look worried after the comment.

- in s2, Axel & a scientist both call El and Will “schizos” because of their powers. In s3 mrs driscoll isn’t believed about the supernatural cause she’s schizophrenic-but like Joyce/Terry was right.

- Kali saves a woman named Dottie (a british slang term for crazy)  from a mental hospital and then compares herself and El to dottie. saying her non-powered gang is “Like us ...outsiders... society discarded them.”  In graphitti we even see the title “obedlam” a british poem about discarding the mentally ill and leaving them homeless.  El before this sees a mentally ill man screaming “we’re all dead!” Kali’s friend says to El, after this encounter they were “dead all of us” until kali “saved them here” (points to head) “and here” (points to heart). Pointing to the theme of love and friendship helping those with such issues. Similar to the cliff analogy.

-The cycle of ab*se. Max in s2 says she’s afraid of becoming like Billy (her ab*ser). We see Billy mimic his ab*ser neil and inflict pain on max. In s3 we see the roots of his behavior are linked to mimicking Neil- Neil in a flashback says  about baseball “what are you scared?”  “ did i raise a p*ssy for a son”. So young Billy later in a fight says to a boy “ what are you scared to fight me? fight me p*ssy. (as he beats the boy)” Deflecting his anger of his father on to someone else. In s3, We see as a kid he used to say to Neil “don’t hurt her” (his mom)-specifically after  Neil backhand slaps her -but we later see possessed Billy backhand slap Max (just like neil).  The resentment to his mother leaving - festered into how he views women and max negatively . And his attraction to mrs wheeler prob is linked to him subconsciously missing his mother. Max in s2 even says  he can’t take it out on her mother so he does so to her instead (we even have Billy hallucinate hurting mrs wheeler).We see in s2 the cycle of abuse is there- Billy mimics Neil, and then Max mimics Billy. Billy harrasses Max and yells “SAY IT!” (mimicking Neil).  Max like Billy later  yells “SAY IT” and uses a bat /violence to stand up for herself against Billy- which earlier she said she was trying to combat … explaining she can be angry like Billy sometimes but she never wants to be like him (her nickname symbolizing this: aka ‘mad max’).  Billy’s last dying words were an apology to Max- for becoming her neil. And we hopefully will see Max break this cycle.

- Will says his now memories (that he describes like dreams) are “growing “, “spreading “,and “killing”. While Kali says they need to face their father and (as Brenner) says El has to confront her “wound” or else it’ll “grow”, “spread” and “eventually it’ll kill her.” Kali says she used to be like El . She used to bottle her pain away and it “spread.” But she then says  “I confronted my pain and I finally began to heal (from those wounds).” We also see with jonathan and nancy when describing “shared trauma” zoom in onto the scars on their hands. The wound heeled into a scar so to speak.

S2 & 3 ENDINGS

both have Hopper do a speech that delves into dealing with trauma/depression but still finding good along the way.

-s2 Hopper outside the snowball: “how are you holding up? Yeah, that feeling never goes away. It is true what they say, you know. Everyday it does get easier.”

-s3 Hopper monolouge : “ Feelings jesus. For so long, i’d forgotten what those even were. I’ve been stuck in one place,in a cave you might say , a deep dark cave (cough s2 supernatural cave). For the first time in a long time, i started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. Life... yeah sometimes it’s painful .sometimes it’s sad, and sometimes it’s suprising... happy.. And when life hurts you, because it will .remember the hurt . The hurt is good. It means you’re out of that cave.”

BUT YES- St has nothing to do with mental health/trauma, we’re just “crazy” and “projecting”. It’s not like some of ya’ll  act pompous when you just have a bias and get pissy at the idea of relating to characters you “other” as “crazy” or “damaged” irl or anything (so attack people for pointing it out). Or (benefit of the doubt) you are just like.... oblivious... or just a kid who doesn’t know better XD

[sister-dear]

Okay, so you mentioned that Wild was another favorite... Headcanons please? [Watch me just keep doing this until I see every single boy get headcanons XD]

Yeah so I'm just gonna keep doing these lol. Let's see if I can get through all the boys by the end of the weekend.

Wild Headcanons!

As before, here’s the giant mis-mash of canon/LU canon/fanon/headcanon that I use for writing Wild.

Genderfluid. Defaulted to ‘he’ after waking up because it’s what everyone around him assumed, got slapped in the face in Gerudo Town with how good it felt to be called ‘she.’ Zelda knows to use ‘she’ when Wild is dressed a certain way, but it’s Hyrule who brings up the idea of being gender neutral and Warriors who introduces them both to the term ‘genderfluid’ and to using ‘they’ as a pronoun. Basically, Wild is slowly collecting pronouns like candy and it’s very exciting. They can’t wait to share the new things they’ve discovered on the topic and how they think it applies to them with Zelda; she’ll be just as happy about it as they are. Still mostly defaults to ‘he’ out of a combination of habit and continuing to figure out good signals for when their pronouns change, but that is shifting as time goes on.

Functionally aro/ace, at least for now. He’s focusing on rediscovering who he is and establishing familial and platonic relationships. Will probably hit one hell of an experimental phase before too much longer.

Wild’s journey/story arc is largely one of experimentation and self discovery. Curiosity is the driving force behind most of the decisions he makes. (Along with just having fun. Wild loves to have fun.)

Adventure buddies with Hyrule. They pretty much bonded instantly over their shared love of exploration and nature.

Has lots of similarities with Wind even though they don’t see eye to eye on certain topics. (Kings of Hyrule, anyone?) When Wild is feeling their silliest or just needs to have some fun to let off steam, Wind is the one they turn to.

Slightly intimidated by Warriors and Sky. Warriors seems a model knight, something Wild feels he failed to be and maybe even slightly resents. Sky also talks about being in the Knight Academy, and of course there was the whole thing with the Master Sword. Wild very much does not want Sky to get mad at him again. Nobody likes it when Sky is mad at them.

Obviously has strong familial feelings towards Twilight, and by extension Time

Has sass, generally more positive than Legend but not afraid to throw hands

Occasionally has depressive episodes and the memory-flashbacks

Wild doesn’t actually cook all the groups’ meals. He’s not the only one who is competent around a cook pot, he’s just the most passionate about it. And also the one who keeps most of the group’s food, given the slate’s ability to keep food fresh.

Wild is in fact very frustrated and somewhat humiliated by the shitty quality of his weapons, now that he’s seen enough of the others to know that none of them have the same issues with stuff just breaking as he does. Knowledge of how to care for and maintain weapons was not one of the things that carried over from his previous life, plus he keeps doing things like hitting frigging rocks with his blades. The others are slowly teaching him better.

Adrenaline. Junkie.

Thinks of their past self as a stranger who happened to inhabit their body. Had anxiety-induced muteness pre-calamity, began talking again after they woke up. They did retain sign language. Will occasionally default to it if their throat is paining them.

Has a bit of a rasp due to vocal chord damage that the shrine didn’t quite fix all the way; his voice starts to get tired if he does a lot of talking. The scars sometimes cause him mobility issues. The masseuse in gerudo town gave him oil for them and taught him how to massage the tissue to help, but he tends to forget to do it.

Hair is constantly tangled. He takes a stab at brushing it most days but not nearly thoroughly or often enough to keep it from turning into a horrible rats nest.

Is it gonna be fun? Great it’s a good idea let’s go.

Considers basically everybody in his Hyrule to be his family. Has adopted family in pretty much every race, village, and stable. His Hyrule loves him and he loves them back. Kass and Teba are like dads. Riju is his BFF and fellow pun enthusiast. The villagers of Hateno are especially protective of both him and Zelda once she comes to live with him there. There’s Impa and Dorian in Kakariko. Sidon and Paya are both potential Significant Other material if he ever becomes interested in that stuff. He gets fussed over in all the stables, greeted with enthusiasm in Tarrey Town and with the Gorons… Most of the citizens of his Hyrule don’t have any association between him and what happened 100 years ago, they just know him as the person who made things better this time.

Falls into a sibling relationship with their Zelda post-adventure. Neither of them have any interest in restoring the system that failed both of them so badly, especially after all the time that has elapsed. Zelda is quite happy with the opportunity to just be herself, exploring and experimenting and re-establishing relationships of her own.

One of the more religious of the group. He prays and leaves offerings at every statue, in every temple. Wild’s Hyrule has very active spirits and a large variety of religions, both ancient and current. (Hylia, the little ancestor statues all over the place, the dragons, the Gerudo seven, Malanya…) Wild’s personal experience has been that paying basic respects leads to good things (finding Koroks, increases in health and stamina, someone watching out for his horses…)

Wild takes lots of pictures, not just of people but of places and plants and animals. He’s recording his travels to show Zelda when he gets home. He knows she would kill him if he didn’t.

The others: Four | Sky | Legend | Hyrule | Warriors

[calpalsworld]

Got A LOT of asks about Wu and Garmadon and their shapeshifting in Ninjago Respun so heres a BIG answer instead

[spoilers for canon Ninjago lore, and minor spoilers for Respun lore since I’ll gradually explain this all in canon anyway. Only read this if you are DYING to know I guess?] [Whenever I say “we’ll talk about that later” that basically means I won’t talk about that further even if you ask, sorry D: Gotta wait for the comic to address that.] CONTEXT: The First Spinjitzu Master was SOOO strong. He was NOT supposed to exist, not just because of the eternal war between Oni and Dragon, but because sex between the two does NOT usually yield any Baby?! (Plus some other reasons ill talk about later). So like. Woaaah wtf? So.... that one baby? The First Spinjitzu Master? Yeah, he is a god! All the powers that dragons and oni have? He has them, and more.

SOME FIRST SPINJITZU MASTER DETAILS:

Dragons usually only have titles for names, so “First Spinjitzu Master” is literally his name.

He is immortal.

Oni are shapeshifters with no defined form. Dragons are shapeshifters too, but to a lesser extent (we’ll talk about that later). So the First Spinjitzu Master is a shapeshifter too. And so, humans are literally the fursona of the FSM.

He can create shit like its no big deal. He made the land, the plants, the animals, the people, the elements -- he made *almost* EVERYTHING in the realm of Ninjago (we’ll talk about that later).

Some aspects of Ninjago’s many cultures came from the First Spinjitzu Master -- from Oni and Dragon -- but other parts developed independently. In the Oni-Dragon language, “he” is a pronoun referring to Oni, and “she” is a pronoun referring to Dragons. There are other things too but that would take A LONG TIME to talk about... moving on...

HISTORY OF WU AND GARMADON’S SHAPESHIFTING AND ONI-DRAGON HERITAGE BIRTH | YEAR 0: So, the immortal Oni-Dragon named the First Spinjitzu Master, aka: God, decided to create people for his cool awesome realm. He wanted humans to be different from himself, but he also wanted a couple people who were just like him that could continue his legacy. He wanted people who could forever defend what he created. So he just mpregged himself and made two kids! Lying: He summoned them into existence, no pregnancy involved, sorry. Cries. The first he created was named Garmadon (named by himself), and the second he created was named Wu (named by his dad like a loser HAHA). Garmadon was born (created) in late winter, and Wu was born (created) in early summer. Wu and Garmadon are biologically identical to their father, half Oni, half Dragon, and immortal. But they are not as powerful as him. Beings equally strong as himself would be impossible for the FSM to create. His sons don’t have the same creation powers as him, but they have the same Oni and Dragon abilities. When Wu was born (created), Garmadon instantly chose to look almost identical to Wu. He previously had a different form that the First Spinjitzu Master designed for him, but fuck that (we call this becoming the realm of Ninjago’s first transgender person). At birth they looked and acted like they were around 3 years old. CHILDHOOD | YEARS 0-30: Wu and Garmadon’s physical forms are a conscious decision, but are also affected by their subconscious mental states. This caused them to age like MOSTLY like a normal child would... just a BIT slower. They also interacted mostly with people the same age as them, and chose to age like they did (we’ll talk more about this later). Garmadon got bit by the Great Devourer when he was 7. His eyes would look like he is really high sometimes (glow red) because of the curse, unrelated to shapeshifting. He also has a scar on his arm from the bite and the venom. It is usually very hard to scar an Oni/Dragon, but it was a powerful, long-term, magical wound. The bite caused him to become soooooooo angry and evil that he made up a Oni-persona because Onis look evil and cool. The two of them were always distracted by exploring the world, rather than questioning who they were. They just knew their father was from “outside the realm” and “half oni, half dragon.” They knew he and they could live forever, while others couldn’t, and knew they could shapeshift, while others couldn’t. But they never questioned him further, like.... they didn’t really care lol. Around 30 they looked/acted like they were around 15 years old (around 30 is when they met Aspheera btw). TEENAGE YEARS/YOUNG ADULTHOOD | YEARS 30-70: More adventuring and not caring about who they are. On one adventure, Wu got “crucified” by a village of people, Breaking-Wheel-Style on a Dharmachakra, while Garmadon watched and laughed. Eventually Wu and Garmadon met this woman on their adventures. [[Ninjago spoilers, cough cough --mystaké, --cough cough]]. She cryptically explained a few things: Dragon and Oni were at war in the past, Dragons create, Oni destroy, and currently the two species are dispersed across the realms. Wu and Garmadon’s father got mad at this lady for spilling all these beans, so she shut up about the dragon and oni shit, but still guided them in other ways for many many many many many many many many years to come. Around age 60, Wu and Garmadon looked about 30 years old. Their father passed on when they were 60, and the brothers began to diverge in the way they physically looked. Prior to this, they were near identical and relatively normal looking. My dearest apologies to those of you who love sexy 30 year old sensei Wu, buuuttttttttt, over the next decade, Wu became eldercore and wisdompilled as fuck. Meanwhile, Garmadon became a ripped 7′0 hottie (smh), who SLOWLY got older over centuries, paralleling Misako’s age. We’ll talk about Misako later. CENTURIES GO BY | YEARS 70-450: Btw, despite being really hard to scar, Wu got scars on his arms from another “crucifixion” at some point. (we’ll talk more about this later). .......More stuff happens.... not related to onis or dragons shapeshifting...... At age 450: -- oh crap GARMADON YOURE EVIL AF *banishes him*. We’ll obviously talk a LOT more about the banishment event later, ofc. Garmadon gets #pissed and so #fuck #anger #kill that he turns into his four-armed oni-persona. Wu and Garmadon know dragons. Wu hid the four golden weapons so Garmadon could never get them, and had dragons guard them. He is actually pretty tight with these dragons. They’re his friends. They were friends with Garmadon too. In the “Pilot”, “Weapons of Destiny”, Wu could’ve stopped these dragons from fighting the Ninja, but he wanted to test his students lmao. As for Oni, Wu and Garmadon (believe they) have never met a full-Oni. UP TO THE CURRENT DAY | YEAR 610. Most of Ninjago’s people know nothing about Oni and Dragons. Oni and Dragons are just mythological, often dismissed as fake. They don’t know Wu, Garmadon, and the First Spinjitzu Master are related to Oni and Dragon at all. Their origin doesn’t need explanation to most citizens. People just think, “Oh, The FSM, Master Wu, and Lord Garmadon? You mean God, Jesus, and Evil Jesus?” (Of course, the “Jesus” part is COMPLETELY non-diegetic, and they don’t actually call them that. They don’t know wtf Jesus is). I could go off about religion in Ninjago, but don’t get me started lol XD So, in conclusion, we got two immortal half-dragon-half-oni idiots that are worshipped by the average citizen. Wu is purposefully eldercore, and Garmadon is purposefully a ripped 7′0 oni-persona hottie. Post that explains rules of oni-dragon shapeshifting. That’s the lore at the moment. Any thoughts? Criticisms? Any other questions?