#cause lez be honest

[superbeachbum27]

How it feels to find that warm sunlight when it's a weeee bit nipply outside

[f0xd13-blog]

i'm going to say one last inflammatory thing: zelensky is here receiving money from portugal because of that deep shit marcelo again , u totally don have a democracy going on and it was obvious since that lithium date I missed that framed costa. I gave u a chance to stop associating urself with wars that aren't ours and that have more support from the ones in control in israel than u would think but he keeps giving peoples money to wars we have nothing to do with and doing 2 hour documentaries about it.....lez be honest humanly speaking we can support the cause We don need to give them money or position ourselves in neither side... zelensky needs to be free right? Ok...

[dejatiny]

I was tagged by @vesvosmozhno thanks!!!

who is your favorite group(s)?

Ateez, seventeen, bts, stray kids, txt, monsta x, blackpink, the boyz, p1harmony

when did you discover them?

Blackpink-2022

Bts, seventeen, ateez, stray kids, txt-2023

The boyz, p1harmony, Monsta x-2024

which member sparked your interest?

Blackpink-Rosé

Bts-Jin

Svt-S.Coups

Ateez-San

Skz-Bang Chan

Txt-Soobin

Tbyz-Sangyeon

P1h-Keeho

Monsta x-Shownu

who was your first bias?

Blackpink-Rosé

Bts-Yoongi

Svt-Hoshi

Ateez-Mingi

Skz-Bang Chan

Txt-Soobin

Tbyz-Sangyeon

P1h-Keeho

Monsta x-Hyungwon

who is your current bias?

Blackpink-Rosé

Bts- Yoongi

Svt- Hoshi

Ateez-Mingi

Skz- Bang Chan

Txt-Soobin

Tbyz-Sangyeon

P1h- Keeho

Monsta x-Hyungwon

why are they your current bias? (short ver.)

Blackpink-idk she's pretty lol(screams in bisexual)

Bts-CAUSE HES MY SOULMATE

Svt-fellow tiger enthusiast lol

Ateez-he my boo he my bae

Skz-its the accent for me

Txt-cutie

Tbyz- he looks like an actor I'm also into

P1h-hottie

Monsta x-meme king

why are they your current bias? (longer ver.)

Blackpink- honestly again she's pretty!!!! And I liked her outfits in the music vids lol

Bts-oh boy, where do I begin? I'll try to make this shortish, lol. We are both Pisces!!! We have a lot of the same mannerisms, like a lot. And we are into some of the same things. Were the same person. He's my soulmate! We both have shoulder injuries. Listen, I could go on and on, but I won't.

Svt-He's absolutely insane and I love him for it, haha. Both are obsessed with tigers!! Horanghae!!!!! Yes, he has an amazing body, but God damn its his adorable freaking face that I'm obsessed with!!!! We are both 5 stage clingers, lol. Both introverts

Ateez- Mr. FIX ON!! I absolutely adore Mingi!! He's such a complete goober, but he's also smart. That's a big turn-on!!! We both suffer from anxiety. Again, hottie with a body!!! He tall dorito man, and im a sucker for that!!!! Listen, that man was hot from the beginning y'all where just sleeping on the man!!! Could also be my soulmate!! I feel like we're the same person sometimes!

Skz- again, honestly, it's the accent and his personality, plus he's hot, so there's that as well, lol

Txt-he's so freaking adorable, I can't!!! I just want to cuddle him and feed him snacks!!!

Tbyz-yeah, he looks like an actor I like, and that's kinda what started it, lol. He also has a body, lol. He's so cute!!!!!

P1h- im still just getting into these guys, but he's the one that has standed out the most for me, lol.

Monsta x- MR. MEME KING!!! Also, tall dorito shape man, absolute goober!

who is your bias wrecker

Bts- Jk

Svt- S.Coups

Ateez- JEONG YUNHO!!!!!

Tbyz-Eric

P1h-Intak

Monsta x- Shownu

which members are you currently obsessing over that aren't your bias/bias wrecker?

Bts-Hobi

Svt- Dk, Mingyu, DINO

Ateez- all of them lez B honest

what are some of your favorite songs by this group?

Blackpink- how you like that, ice cream, crazy over you, boombayah, pink venom, shut down

Bts-run bts, butter, mikrokosmos, black swan, dna,DNA, mic drop, euphoria

Svt- spider, cheers, call call call, darling, I don't understand but I love you, left & right, chang up, clap, HOT, DON QUIXOTE, shadow, crush, God of music, monster, fighting, ruby, wait

Ateez- all of thier music really but i guess....rocky, take me home, dreamers, say my name, utopia, wonderland, thanxx,thanks, inception, not okay, days, halazia, win, im the one, hala hala, wave, stay, answer, sector 1, cyberpunk, guerilla, BOUNCY, celebrate, turbulence, the real, we know, emergency, Crazy Form, arriba, silver light, dreamy day, matz, it's you, YOUTH, everything

Skz-mirror, DOMINO (I NEED TO LISTEN TO MORE OMG)

Txt-anti-romantic, ice cream, CROWN, blue hour, chasing that feeling, happy ever after, magic, back for more, do it like that

Tbyz-bloom bloom, lip gloss, watch it, rat in a trap, honey, delicious,

P1h- scared, do it like this, siren, fall in love again, gotta get back, jump, back down, killin' it, latw night calls

Monsta x-who do you love, tied to your body, it ain't over, love me a little (I just started liking them so that's all I know lol)

have you ever been to one of their concerts

No but I hope to

Tagging:whomever wants to do this!!!

[honeyleesblog]

Providing In-Depth Horoscope and Personality Analysis for May 12 Birthdays

They are individuals with a cordial, very serene and respectful disposition. Close to home, delicate: they show dependability in their connections. They can adjust to life circumstances. They can accomplish huge advantages through associations with others. Genuine companions will help you particularly. They can resolve their lives in an agreeable manner. They are truly keen on singing and music. Because of these interests, they even become craftsmen, painters, or scholars. They show extraordinary adroitness in manual work, which permits them to acquire amazing outcomes in the applied expressions. They can likewise be astounding specialists. Your endeavors and difficult work will ultimately be delegated with progress. They have a fundamental energy in overabundance, and they have it in sports, love or work. A side interest that can hurt them is gastronomic, in light of the fact that it could cause liver or kidney illnesses. Likewise, they frequently show a propensity to put on weight. People brought into the world at sunrise are better and stronger. Imperfections: The lacking sort rapidly ejects out of resentment. He is eccentric, constrained by his interests. Albeit languid, he is fit for playing around. Imperious, excessively basic. Providing In-Depth Horoscope and Personality Analysis for May 12 Birthdays 

 Assuming your birthday is on May 12, your zodiac sign is Taurus May 12 - character and character character: immaculate, kind, determined, erratic, forceful, antagonistic; calling: humanist, nurture, writer; colors: purple, brown, white; stone: lapis lazuli; creature: snail; plant: nasturtium; fortunate numbers: 10,15,23,26,39,54 very fortunate number: 3 Occasions and observances - May 12 Worldwide Fibromyalgia Day. Worldwide Nursing Day. Worldwide Day of the Section of Beginning wine development. May 12 VIP Birthday. Who was conceived that very day as you? 1900: Pedro Puig Adam, Spanish mathematician (f. 1960). 1900: Helene Weigel, German entertainer (d. 1971). 1907: Katharine Hepburn, American entertainer (d. 2003). 1910: Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin, English scientific expert, 1964 Nobel Prize victor for science (d. 1994). 1910: Johan Ferrier, Surinamese president (d. 2010). 1910: Giulietta Simionato, Italian soprano (d. 2010). 1913: Jamelao, Brazilian samba player (f. 2008). 1914: Bertus Aafjes, Dutch author (d. 1993). 1918: Julius Rosenberg, American covert agent (d. 1953). 1918: Mary Kay Debris, organizer behind the beauty care products organization Mary Kay Beauty care products (d. 2001). 1920: Vilდ©m Flusser, Czech author (d. 1991). 1921: Joseph Beuys, German craftsman (d. 1986). 1922: Marco Denevi, Argentine author (f. 1998). 1924: Claribel Alegrდ­a, Nicaraguan author. 1925: Yogi Berra, American baseball player. 1926: Luis Molowny, Spanish footballer and mentor (d. 2010). 1928: Burt Bacharach, American arranger. 1929: Sam Nujoma, Namibian legislator. 1929: დ?gnes Heller, Hungarian logician. 1930: Jesდºs Franco, Spanish movie producer (d. 2013). 1930: Tirofijo (Manuel Marulanda Vდ©lez), Colombian guerrilla, commandant of the FARC (d. 2008). 1935: Felipe Alou, Dominican baseball player. 1936: Guillermo Endara Galimany, Panamanian legislator and attorney, president somewhere in the range of 1989 and 1994. 1936: Honest Stella, American painter. 1937: George Carlin, American comic (d. 2008). 1942: Michel Fugain, French vocalist. 1945: Alan Ball, English footballer. 1945: Claudia Sauce, Spanish entertainer brought into the world in Zaire. 1948: Guillermo Pდ©rez Villalta, Spanish painter. 1948: Richard Riehle, American entertainer. 1948: Steve Winwood, English performer, of the band Traffic. 1950: Gabriel Byrne, Irish entertainer. 1958: Eric Artist, American performer, of the groups Kiss and Alice Cooper. 1959: Ving Rhames, American entertainer. 1962: Emilio Estდ©vez, American entertainer. 1962: Brett Gurewitz, American guitarist. 1962: Einar Arnaldur Melax, Icelandic artist and writer, of the band The Elgar Sisters. 1963: Stefano Modena, Italian Equation 1 driver. 1963: Gavin Hood, South African producer. 1963: Beatriz Valdდ©s, Cuban-Venezuelan theater, film and TV entertainer. 1966: Stephen Baldwin, American entertainer. 1966: Bebel Gilberto, Brazilian artist. 1966: Deborah Kara Unger, Canadian entertainer. 1967: Paul D'Amour, American bassist, of the band Device. 1968: Tony Bird of prey, American skater. 1970: Samantha Mathis, American entertainer. 1971: Alejandro Irarragorri, Mexican money manager. 1972: Antonio Bosch Conde, Spanish author. 1972: Yadhira Carrillo, Mexican entertainer. 1975: Jonah Lomu, New Zealand rugby player. 1978: Sied van Riel, Dutch DJ and maker 1978: Jason Biggs, American entertainer. 1978: Malin Akerman, Swedish entertainer, model and vocalist. 1979: Joaquim Rodrდ­guez, Spanish cyclist. 1980: Keith Bogans, American b-ball player. 1980: Silvestre Dangond, Colombian vocalist lyricist of Vallenata music. 1980: Paula Woyzechowsky, Venezuelan entertainer and model. 1980: Alexandra de la Mora, Mexican entertainer. 1981: Rami Malek, American entertainer. 1981: Erica Campbell, American model. 1981: Andre Brown, American ball player. 1983: Alina Kabდ¡yeva, Russian athlete. 1983: Axel Hervelle, Belgian ball player. 1983: Domhnall Gleeson, Irish entertainer. 1984: Justin Williams, American ball player. 1985: Jaime Gavilდ¡n Martდ­nez, Spanish footballer. 1985: Paolo Goltz, Argentine footballer. 1986: Emily VanCamp, Canadian entertainer. 1986: Mouhamed Sene, Senegalese ball player. 1986: Victor Liz, Dominican ball player. 1988: Marcelo Vieira, Brazilian soccer player. 1991: Joe Dombrowski, American cyclist. 1992: Malcolm David Kelley, American entertainer. 1995: Luke Benward, American entertainer.

[takeabreathandsmile]

Emerald (for the crayon asks😊)

Emerald: Favorite thing about yourself?

(Wow, right out of the gate and we’re already gettin’ deep, lol)

Ummm…I consider myself very blessed in the fact that I have always been a strong-willed person. I believe that God made me strong enough to be a stabilizing force for the people I love and also to stand firm in the face of adversity (though I don’t always succeed in doing so.)

And I want to clarify: I don’t mean to say that I think MY strength is sufficient enough to get by, because it’s not. Now more than ever, I have felt the need to lean on the Lord and stop trying to survive off of my own understanding of things. But I do feel that everybody has certain traits that come more naturally to them than they might to some others, everybody is unique - and it’s those unique traits that God calls on them to use for His purposes. One of those traits, for me, is and has always been strength of will. And I try to use it wisely when I can.

[sunntownn]

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,,GN! reader,, romantic relationship

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,, getting a request from my favorite space robot author???? on my birthday????? bro,, imma cry deadass,,

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,, TW!! ,, kidnapping

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,, word count,, 1111

𝐊𝐕 𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄

▪︎ when ravage was deployed from soundwave and sent down to earth to assist in megatron's arrival, you happened to have chosen the wrong spot to eat during your lunch break

▪︎ lets be honest, if you were stuck in some underground secret military facility all damn day staring at some space junk while topside was a beautiful veiw of the afternoon orange sun bouncing of the waves of the ocean as they crashed against the sand like a beautiful melody, then you'd eat you there too (and you are you, so, lucky you)

▪︎ you had nearly choked on your food when a giant robot space cat the size of your car ran right fucking passed you.

it's tail scraped your cheek and drew blood

▪︎ you were a witness that would alert the authorities if they had let you go, so, horray you're kind of a hostage?

▪︎ you didnt really serve as much of a threat so they werent quite worried about watching you constantly, however ravage kept one oversized optic on you at all times

▪︎ the original plan was to smush you, but you had approached ravage with headpats. and although his grumpy ass wouldn't admit it, he liked the headpats :(

▪︎ convinces megatron to let you stay, something along the lines of "the human scientist has been studying the fragment of the alspark far longer than any Cybertronian has had the pleasure of holding it" as to prove your usefulness and what-not

▪︎ just wanted more headpats,,

▪︎ after a while ravage's affections towards you became more noticeable among the cons and they left him be, not without a few comments tho

▪︎ eventually you two would find yourselves head bumping each other and being all too cozy for a Cybertronian and an organic

▪︎ lucky for you, the old abandoned building the cons had been using as their temporary base of operations used to be a common meet up spot for petty thievery

▪︎ unluckly for whatever crooks left thier junk behind when the cons showed up and squished them, they left some valuable entertainment for a kind-of-prisoner

▪︎ ravage watched you plug up the television, casually lounging on the platform like a lazy house cat

▪︎ however when the just dance home screen popped up, poor kitty was so confused 😕

▪︎ why are the human in the recordings so,, colorful? where are their features? where did the backup dancers come from? why are they moving like that??????

▪︎ you quickly searched up a song and stood up in front of the tv

▪︎ if ravage had an eyebrow, or ya know, another eye, he would be this emoji 🤨 but with cat ears

▪︎ and then you started copying the stangly feature-less rainbow humans

︎▪︎hes mortified

▪︎ has no idea whats happening,, completely baffled in a traumatizing way,,

▪︎ at first he tries to come up with a logical reason to this... activity,, he comes up with nothing

▪︎ stabs the tv with his tail

𝐓𝐅𝐀 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐙𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆

▪︎ icy was fronting when he walked up to your little station at the decepticon base

▪︎ after blitzwing astablished your inter-species relationship with megatron and the other cons, and a genuine interest and loyalty to the decepticon cause, megatron had allowed you to stay with your partner and blitzwing even got to constructicons to build you a platform and private room

▪︎ he mass displaced and entered your shared "home" only to see you dancing in the living room to lady gaga

▪︎ "what is this?"

▪︎ you shrieked in embarrassment and swung around to face your lover with a flushed face

▪︎ "...just dance?" you were not expecting him to come back so soon, he had a lot of tasks megatron wanted completed today so you had decided to push the coffee table outta the way and get in some cario undisturbed in the most fun way

▪︎ why do yoga when you can just dance

▪︎ icy switched to random and he grinned wildly "oooooo! lez me try!" and all but rushed to your side and immediately started following the little person on the tv

▪︎ honestly, you expected as such, but the embarrassment of getting caught doing cringy dance moves to lady gaga pop songs made you feel super awkward

▪︎ blitzwing seemed to be enjoying himself though, hothead would show up if he got a move wrong but you assured him that getting it right wasnt important, that it was just a fun way to get active

▪︎ icy was very persise in his dance moves and even asked you to replay to song so he could get it down right

▪︎ eventually the embarrassment simmered away and you joined your partner, laughing as you both danced

▪︎ random would switch up and start twerking

𝐓𝐅𝐏 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍

▪︎ being with breakdown was a mixture between very serious and intimidating moments and very laid back and soft moments

▪︎ this dude's whole thing is breaking things,, its literally in his name,, and he can be scary when he wants too,, but he can also be a complete love-sick idiot

▪︎ breakdown was the only higher ranking officer to show veihcons any for of respect or recognition for their hard work and to no abuse them or toment them in any way

▪︎ he knows when agression is and is not necessary

▪︎ but when he walked into his berthroom to see you unashamedly dancing on his berth with your laptop playing just dance videos, he didnt know what the appropriate way to react was

▪︎ he wasnt trained for this! this didnt come in the inter-spieces relationship handbook knockout gave him! or in the dating-while-being-a-decepticon handbook that knockout also gave him

▪︎ mans just wants to make his tiny human happy buy doenst actually kniw anything about humans

▪︎ "dont just stand there come join me!" you yelled while literally doing the weridest dance move he had ever seen

▪︎ eventually you put on something more slow paced and easier to get used to

▪︎ its the robot

▪︎ you played the robot dance

▪︎ he does the worst robot dance you have ever seen

▪︎ and he is a robot

▪︎ crappy dance lessons comence at 2am

▪︎ ....

▪︎ knockout walks in at 6am to you passed out on your bed and breakdown is aggressively doing the whip and nae nae

[hidetothink]

I'm curious your opinion in this. Since you can't "identify" into a group you're not a part of and theres no wrong way to be a man/woman, gnc included, then how do you think we should define "trans?" I ask cause I'm stuck on this too. I'm a reindentified butch lez so I was "trans" when I thought thats how I had to label since I was gnc. But now being gender critical, I dont quite know how to define being trans. Like obi u cant change ur sex but maybe it could just mean on hrt? Maybe passing? Idk

I'll be 100% honest, I don't think this is a question I should be answering? Even in the most lenient and "inclusive" definitions of trans, I wouldn't be included. I have never transitioned, detransitioned, etc. At most I identified as non-binary but even that was limited in actual impacts in my material reality

In the same way, I wouldn't want someone entirely disconnected from same-sex attraction to weigh in on what the definition of gay should be. I feel I should keep myself at a respectful distance from the work of defining trans

Yes, I may have some criticisms of whatever definitions people generate, especially if and when that popular definition automatically includes certain people groups to their detriment, but I think there's a balance even there

I genuinely believe and recognize transphobia exists. I don't believe everything labeled in the queer community as "transphobic" always IS transphobic (often it can be homophobia, mysogyny, social hatred for gender non-conformity in general). But at some point, I sincerely believe the reality of transition leads to certain issues that deserve identification through terminology

But again, that work of defining the term and setting it's boundaries feels like something I shouldn't take a front seat to

The one thing I will say is that I believe, from my interacts with detransitioned people, that to simply define them as "never really being trans" is cruel and unfair. Detransitioned people ought to have a say in this discussion, certainly more than I should, if they choose to be involved

And, as always, my beliefs are open to change with new input and criticism. So if people feel I'm wrong and want to (respectfully and usefully) disagree I'm more than happy to listen and learn

[agentwriter]

Just a little fic I sketched here

So, there was the South Park fanfiction of Mysterion x Professor Chaos that inspired me a lot so today, I decided to give it a try and write the chapter 1 here, well, lez go!

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                           The True Chaos Finally Rises                  Written by DudaPlaysUndertaleBoiis <3

                                           Chapter One:

                             The Chaos was Inevitable

Butters stared blankly at the ceiling, it was late in the dawn with a fine breeze coming through the window of his room. He glanced at the clock that was right above the nightstand: 02:34 AM. He sat in his bed and spaced out in his own thoughts.

How this all happened? It was too late to go back now, and he knew it very well. He wasn't doing this for evil, but he wasn't doing a good thing either. He trained himself to not care about it, but today was different, it was the start of something he had been planing for so long... It was scary to think about it, everyone in the town will be in great shock and disbelief, everyone will hate him, but it's not like he isn't used to this at all. To be honest? It wasn't exactly his fault was it? It all started when he was just a little child, the most naive and kind of any means. Butters life never was the greatest, his parents became even more restrict about his behaviour as he grown up, grounding him all the time and giving him punishments he didn't deserve at all.

But it all REALLY started when Butters started to hang around Stan's Gang, he was very happy with his knew friends cycle and everything was going pretty. But the kids never exactly LIKED Butters, of course, he was cool and everything but they wanted someone BETTER than Butters (without saying that they thought they were owners of the school and they could do whatever they wanted because they were just fourth graders at the time). The gang said they didn't want to be friends with Butters anymore, and Butters felt devastaded. Kind of, because with that great disappointment in his life, he got an idea, another ''version'' of him, much more cruel and evil than anybody in this town, his alter-ego, super villain...!

Professor Chaos.

He would be his alter-ego, a person rejected by the society, with the only one, and unique objective:

To bring the Chaos, this world.

It was kinda fun at the start, he would do just little and or significant little ''crimes'', change the orders someone asked at an restaurant, rob some bread here and there... There was even this kid that was his partner in crime for a while, but he  needed to move away from South Park for some reason. But this was when everything got wrong, Butters used his alter-ego as a coping mechanism, but with time, he grown up, Butters wasn't naive anymore, his parents were just having more and more fights, and he was pretty much always neglected, getting grounded at shouted at for no reason at all, receiving punishments and ending without his phone all the time. School never helped too, there was always someone trying to take him down, use his kind nature against himself... Bullying happened, even if it was gossips about untrue things or just some silly ''jokes'' that internally could hit him like a bullet. And this always pissed him off.

He was always kind and gentle with mostly EVERYBODY, but to compensate it, his mind was almost all the time full with negative thoughts, rage, saddness, regrets and anything like that. When he grew into Maturity, he was obligated to tolerate and understand all the shit that happened in his life, he woud try to stay positive, but he always bottled up his emotions. He had no one he trusted to talk about his real thoughts... and there is when Professor Chaos enters in scene.

Professor Chaos, the alter-ego he and ONLY he knew about, someone who's pure purpose is to cause chaos and destruction everywhere, a cold, dark and analitical personality that doesn't care about his own image and how people will judge him for his actions, someone that cheats off the system to win, someone who doesn't give a shit at all. This was Professor Chaos.

It was perfect.

He could let all his anger and rage out, and without his usual kind and naive personality, it was easier to do bad things and don't regret a bit of it. So this was when the True chaos arise, a person that wants revenge, revenge for all the people like him, rejected, neglected, forever forget by society, who wants that everyone who achieved something that it truly didn't deserve, who will finally let the entire world know that...

‘’The Better Future, is an illusion and ''The-So-Called-Justice'' is a lie. In the end, only The Pure Chaos, will prevail.‘‘

Butters, glanced back at the clock, 2:41 AM huh? He had been spacing out for a while, but this wasn't what truly mattered. It was finally time.

He got up and took his backpack, checked if the door was well locked and he jumped through the window, doing a little bit of parkour you would say, he jumped to the tree and finally reached the ground. His shoes touched the grass and the wind howled, filling him with Determination, he ran through the empty streets, being silent and as fast as he always were, he finally reached a dark and isolated alley, that was perfect for him to dress up. He put his green backpack at the ground and dressed up as his villainous alter-ego, the darkest and most melancholic part of his hidden personality:

Professor Chaos.

Chaos rapidly has a big wide smile at his face, it was always so freeing to be in that silly costume, no limitations, he could do whatever he wanted. He escalated the alley till he got to the roof, he started jumping through the ceiling of each homes of South Park as he always did, he generally would be a little bit more descreet while jumping in everybody's roof, but as he predicted, there was nobody there, well- except one person... But he was ready for this encounter.

It was actually funny to know how Professor Chaos evoluted and grown up by Butters side, before they were exactly the same person, but with time getting by, Butter made sure anyone would EVER find out but his second personality, he became the best at hiding his frustration and anger for those he most hated, he turned him and Professor Chaos into completely different people, not the same thought, dreams, view of life. To be honest- it is actually insanely scary how someone like Butters could be ever able to hide all the hate inside his hearth, only with gentle words, positive attitude and a kind smile. Of Course Butters sometimes felt guilty for lying to everyone, but he grew out of it. Because even considering himself a forgiving person, hiding his true thoughts and feeling damaged his personality entirely. He would act nice with you, but deep inside, Professor Chaos was always there to judge you for every.single.mistake he could remember of.

Butters fell hard on the roof of that concrete bar at the edge of the small town, he looked far away, far across the grand grass field, was the alcohol factory of the town, where all the fucking alcohol in the town was fabricated, where all that drunk assholes got their precious drinks, Chaos felt a little empty feeling in his stomach, for the little memory of his drunk dad shouting at him, but he quickly got back in track with his own objective right there, he started growing more and more excited as the seconds passed, he patiently waited for his arrival.

A few minutes passed and he felt the sudden harsh stomp at this concrete roof only a few meters away from him right from behind. His smile grew wider as he let go a little giggle of his own mouth.

The little vigilant has arrived~~

Mysterion, his arch-nemesis that was there to protect the town, was always trying to get in his way and ruin his plans, apparently the little guy thinks he is actually doing something good, and that he is REALLY turning the town into a better place. How silly of him... They had been enemies for so long now, before Chaos thought he was just another silly goy that believed that he was actually doing justice, and that the world wasn't THAT unfair, but with time Professor Chaos grew to understand that he is not only this, but too, an actual pussy that would always try to ruin his plans. It's probably impossible to count how many times Mysterion has stopped Chaos plans, but to compensate, the number of times that Professor Chaos brought true chaos to the town and Mysterion hadn't even a single IDEA that Chaos was the one causing all the commotion, is countless, too.

Professor Chaos turned around and the usual costume with the interrogation point at the top was not even surprising, but expected. He greeted Mysterion with a evil smile that only him knew how to do. The moonlight shined against Chaos's costume as Mysterions expression filled with hate. There was a tremendous and uncomfortable silence for a moment, only the wind could be heard at that moment, so Chaos decided  to finally break the silence, and greet his good ol' pal:

- Mysterion! How nice to see you again, I'm glad you found note and considered coming ya know, you took quite a while... It was hard to find this place?

Mysterion stared at the image of Chaos impersonated, he was actually checking before if it wasn't a trap or anything, and if it was safe to come. He let out a huff, this situation was very strange, no wonder why he hated this guy. He forces his Mysterion alter-ego voice (That totally doesn't look like Batman's):

- I'm here. What the fuck do you want??! Did you put this bar on fire or something?

Batm- I mean, Mysterion said in a very serious tone, as Professor Chaos just smirked, as if it was all just a silly funny joke:

- Geeez, relax! No. I didn't put this building on fire... I just wanted to talk with my good old pal Mysterion! 

Professor Chaos laughed as Mysterion grew more angry watching his worst enemy laugh at him, something was wrong, Professor Chaos was plotting something. And it was for Mysterion to stop him. Mysterion closed his fist and stood up in combat pose, Professor Chaos widened his eyes and stared at the tiny green digital clock on his costume: 02:57 AM. His face kinda got off in disappointment and Mysterion had no idea why at all, but Chaos rapidly straightened his face and said with some notable sarcasm in his tone:

- Awn c'mon Mysterion! Let's just have some nice chatting for the next... 3 minutes?

Mysterion lauched towards Professor Chaos, Chaos just smiled even more. As he said under his breath:

- Pre - dic - ta - ble .

The fight started, Mysterion was the first one to leave a punch Professor Chaos shoulder, next thing he knows is Professor Chaos leaving a big kick at his legs that made both almost lose balance, but Mysterion got his chance and left a big punch right into Professor Chaos cheeks. Chaos put his hands at the wounded place and let out a groan of pain, he opened his eyes, waves of rage going through his veins. A nasty bruise like that would be impossible to hide from everyone at school! He closed his fists and with all his forces, he punched right into Mysterions stomach, that was not only surprised with the sudden blow, but needed to backup for a second, because the punch was way too strong and painful, that it actually was able to get out all of his air. Wounded, but not defeated Mysterion was ready to fight back. All of the sudden, the little clock at Chaos pulse started beeping, Mysterion got surprised but Professor Chaos immediately turned around, this caught Mysterion of surprise:

BOOM-

Was it a earthquake? Mysterion had no idea. He immediately lost all the balance he had and fell into the hard concrete of that ordinary bar as he felt the entire world was shaking, he could hear explosions, little booms here and there from particularly not THAT far away, Batm- I mean, Mysterion widened his eyes, catch his breath and lifted his head. What he saw was incredibly unbelievable. Mysterions eyes filled with horror as he saw Professor Chaos staring at the big explosions that were happening far away at the alcohol factory, it was all exploding, in flames. He looked around to see people were leaving their houses and switching on their lights to see what was going on. He  suddenly felt a hard, harsh and cold feeling in his chest, even more painful than the injury Chaos had inflicted to him. So many question.. He could have prevented it? Someone was in the area of the explosion? Some house nearby could get damaged by the explosion? Someone was injured?! He didn't know. The only thing he knew was that the guy  who caused it was right in front of him, smiling. Mysterion started hyperventilating, a panic attack.

Professor Chaos looked at the read and blue lights coming, at the citizens screaming and pointing at his masterpiece at the middle of the dawn and how most of South Park was now awake:

- Phase one complete.

Mysterion was in shock, what that meant? Chaos said it in almost a whisper so Mysterion wasn't supposed to have heard it. What he meant with ''Phase one complete''???! Chaos turned around back to find an super scared, horrified and disgusted Mysterion that still hadn't got the balls to get up again. But surprisingly, his face was... melancholic. His expression was completely empty and so... Blank? An expression that Mysterion never thought that he was actually going to see in Chaos face. Professor Chaos, seeing that weird stare he received from his enemy, rapidly changed his posture to some sort of fake smile, and immediately changed his tone to his usual malefic tone of voice:

- What is it Mysterion? Didn't like the little surprise of mine?

Mysterion felt the pain of this defeat like a dagger at his chest, this guy was a heartless monster... How many people loosing their jobs... People around may be injured... The entire town compromised! His jaw dropped, and the only thing he could say, was:

- Y- you're so... so FUCKING insane...

Mysterion said, trying his best to not let his voice crack even a bit. Professor Chaos widened his eyes, he wondered that Mysterions face at this moment would be priceless, like, total shock and disbelief or he would be just pissed off but Mysterion actually WAS scared!!! Hyperventilating and all, this was so... unexpected? But right now he didn't care, so after this response, seeing what a great victory today was and how he managed to make even Mysterion in state of fear, he said in a very sadistic way:

- You bet I am! But now.. reeeeally... I think we're parting ways. The police is coming and I don't think it would be a great idea neither of us to just stay here. But hey! Don't worry! We can always hangout another time ya know! It was such a great meeting today that I'm sure I would happily agree to have another one! Now I'm going, I think you should probably go to, even if everyone in the town thinks your a little... Hero... The police still considers vigilantism an actual crime, right? Well anyways, Cya~~!

Professor Chaos jumped off the roof and got lost at the lots of people at the streets, filming what was happening. Batma- I mean, Mysterion tried to look for him, but at the same way Chaos has jumped... Now he was completely gone.

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Yup, that was the chapter of this fic I just imagined at my mind, tell me what you think of it and if I should continue it, mkay?!!

[mortaljortlebortles]

It isn’t morning I know

It isn’t the morning I know.

It is very afternoon so sorry.

 Yaz knows very complex science and knows it better than Dan despite only knowing the Dr 2 or 3 years longer. She only knows how to get across her love through actions and hope because she is flipping terrified due to the homophobia and general anxiety she feels.

She can’t lose the Dr and she knows that the TARDIS is a huge part of the Dr’s life and that mechanics and poetry, and geography are her special interests. So she has amassed a lot of information she didn’t have before on these topics and doesn’t ask for a different beach because she knows the fear the Dr feels and that an neutral ( as a beach can be) environment in which she is comfortable and in control will help her be honest( also she doesn’t want to hurt her Dr even if she is mental struggling to and the Dr’s struggles aren’t yet all known to her)

Do you ever think that the Dr is very anticonflict because of her recent loss of Bill(guilt over Grace compounding this) but also because of the Time War. Capaldi was more anti conflict than Smith because of Christmas and the loss of River and Clara making him even more scared. This Dr is the most scared and we could say that this is because she is a femme but we could also say its because she lost everybody last time, even her enemy and lover in Missy. She also loses her memory which could be repression as the others didn’t struggle as much in this area of regeneration.

Yaz and the Dr are also both unable to talk about their trauma and the emotions they feel directly because of the world around them, my family refuses to acknowledge my sister was mentally ill now even though it lasted 2 years changed everything, it’s not all over and there are things we do and say which are because of her struggles and therefore I don’t talk to my family about my problems ever. Yaz trying to “do something stupid” is commemorated but they can’t talk about it out right and the Dr has been alone and rejected so often that if she shares her story she is afraid it will upset the person she is telling. This leads to them speaking in riddles but not having enough hope and belief they are loved to extract the meaning which results in the other getting confused and not trying and the one telling their truth feeling invalid in their feelings and speaking even more in code.

Dan is allowed to be a hero and villain – he has every right to ask Yaz if she is Gay and validate her because it builds her up and he would be allowed to do the same to the Dr but does he do it. I would say not really and the not telling Yaz if he suggested anything was a little accidentally mean cause Yaz is very anxious not to be rejected.

The Dr always looks at Yaz first when speaking -it is  just cute

I think Izzy Flint did bully Yaz for being Gay in fact I think there was a Giant little ones/perks  like relationship between Yaz and Izzy but I think Izzy might have got aggressive or even S/A her and that lead to Yaz hating herself and her identity.

Being Neurodiverse I also don’t do speaking literally because there are all the senses and feelings that belong in a sentence and I don’t know how to tell the emotions without a metaphor because else Neurotypical people won’t know the magnitude of the emotion- also sometimes I see the worst or am over dramatic or the sarcasm I am doing doesn’t get understood and then people shout at me.

 Is being unidentified by Lez watch damaging ?

It could be if you’re a real life human as it makes you sound undecided, like you have avoided the box and that’s weird or makes it another category- I think a blank box is better.  

 Tanya and Quill have a moment where they save the other and Quill’s baby and life being saved looked like Ying Ki and Madam Ching’s vibes in the big fight.

[faithandfairies]

This Chapter

So...I wasn’t going to make this post. I was just going to end this blog the way I started it and leave it at that. But, Tumblr has been sort of a chapter in my life and I think I do need to make this post.

Many of you probably don’t know this but this blog of mine started out in 2013 as a Castle blog. 

It was at a time in my life when I was depressed-looking back I think I had a full on mental break- and figuring out what I was going to do with my life next. I had a lot on my plate academically, I still do, but at that time I was in transition, so to speak, and looking for something to distract me from the academic stress causing my depression.

I found Castle, the TV Show. I told myself I’d give it 5 episodes, but in the end I was sold after 1. As with all the things I love, I then wanted to talk about it. I did on a forum, but didn’t enjoy it, until I met @writingonthecastlewalls there and she pretty much introduced me to the wonderful, more positive, world of Tumblr. You wouldn’t think spending time on a website could be a journey, but it has been for me and one I’m eternally grateful for.  For the past 4 years Tumblr has been a constant in this forever changing life of mine. I’ve especially loved discussing the things, especially the shows, I love with other, interesting, positive, respectful, opinionated people.

It mostly started with Castle and after Castle ended it shifted to Once Upon a Time. Now my blog is a full fledged Once Upon a Time(OUAT) blog. Even though I have talked about pretty much every show, movie and anything else that captured my attention on it. 

My url is the only real indicator left that I come from the Castle fandom, although strictly OUAT fans may not realize it given it has “fairytale” in it.

It’s actually from the episode “The Blue Butterfly” on Castle. Where after Beckett and Castle a.k.a. Caskett discover a P.I’s diary, Castle re-imagines the decades-old love story found within its pages with Beckett and himself as the main characters. Lanie, Beckett’s best friend, is cast in the role of the singer covering for Beckett, when she’s almost caught cheating on her mob boss boyfriend with the P.I., Castle. 

Lanie basically asks Beckett whether their love is worth it and Beckett says yes. Saying “He’s the cream in my coffee.” a reference to Castle’s way of telling her he loved her for years before he actually said it.

And Lanie’s response is “You’re a walking fairytale, good lord.” which became my url.

Yesterday, OUAT’s season 7 started. I haven’t watched the season premiere and don’t plan to any time soon. I thought I would because I’m a huge Lana Parrilla fan and I have loved the show, but now I realize that I simply don’t want to. At least not at this point.

My feelings on the show haven’t changed and yet they have. I still think it’s a love story about Swan Queen and their beautiful son. I still expect them to happen. Part of me thinks they already have, then grew apart and Once Upon a Time is really a love story about them finding their way back to each other. But I also don’t think I care enough to stick around for it anymore. At least not on a weekly basis.

On Castle the writers made Caskett happen when it did because they said it didn’t feel right, honest, to drag it out any longer. That is part of what Once Upon a Time did wrong, I think. They waited too long, at least in my opinion. And didn’t address the wait at all like was done on Castle. And I’m not sure any ending they may give us in the future could ever make up for that. But to me, the other, way worse thing they did is presenting a heterosexual abusive relationship as a dream come true, something to aspire to have, complete in a musical on a show that draws from Disney fairytales, the current foundation of everyone’s childhood and a company that has evolved into something that actually produces content that teaches children morals. It’s not something I support.

But I’ve still learned a lot about myself through this show. Or more by discussing it with people on Tumblr and reading what they had to say. It’s been a way for me to reflect on my own life, something I never expected it to help me do. I started it simply expecting it to represent everything I love about Disney, from the uplifting messages to the standard love story between a man and a woman of old. And I ended it believing two women, Swan Queen, to be the love story. I think I’ll always ship Swan Queen. And watching The L Word has made me believe even more that Emma and Regina’s relationship probably was and will be romantic since I’m convinced that the writers used Bette and Tina (and in lesser quantity probably Jenny and Shane) from The L Word to model Emma and Regina after. From their characterization to their story line and even costuming, when it comes to Bette and Regina, I see Once Upon a Time in part as its writers’ interpretation of The L Word’s in-world book, Lez Girls based on the actual show, adapted for TV and focused on Bette and Tina re-imagined. And just like on The L Word, the in-world book on OUAT detailing the actual show is written by a in-world character. Even the name of half of OUAT’s world, “The Enchanted Forest”, is mentioned by Rachel Shelley’s character, Helena, on The L Word to her children as the name of a toy store.

Having said that, it should also be noted that I personally don’t believe Bette and Tina on The L Word are right for each other. It’s obvious that they love each other more than life itself and they refuse to be happy without each other. And that makes part of me ship them together. But they’re not happy with each other either. They keep growing apart due to lack of communication and hurting each other, disrespecting, lying to and cheating on each other only to inevitably be drawn to each other again. Finding each other again. But to me that doesn’t mean they belong together. Which really begs the question whether Emma and Regina belong together. Although they may use alter egos and such to do it, just like Bette and Tina they hurt each other in very significant and unnecessary ways. And I’d like to believe that if you really and truly love someone, that translates to respect for them as well and you find a way to put that love and respect for the other person into action. I’d like to think that there’s hope for Swan Queen though. Since unlike with Bette and Tina who seem to repeat the same destructive behaviors without fail or the slightest change, I do notice growth in Swan Queen.

But in the end, I watch TV mostly for my enjoyment and lately I’ve found that I simply haven’t enjoyed OUAT. So, for now at least, I won’t be a weekly spectator of it. Maybe I’ll revisit that decision at some point. But today is not that day. And since my main reason for keeping this blog at this point is now non-existent and just in case I ever do want to come back to the show, I think it’s a good idea to leave Tumblr now. 

Thank you all for making my experience here wonderful. And if I leave you with anything it’s to always do what you love and love what you do. Life’s too short for anything else. :)

[writingmessynaruto]

YAS

I saw one of these a few weeks ago and I wanted to do it so badly but I didn’t wanna do it without being tagged and T-T now i’m tagged and--

Tagged by:   @ficticiousdelicious

I’m honored and excited LOL lemme dump some shit~!

Zodiac:    Leo

Height:     5 ft. 1 INCH (that’s MY inch; MINE)

Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first 4 songs.

       help i got rid of spotify and i listen to music on youtube???

       UH

Here’s the stuff I listened to last?

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo [OPENING] - Immigrant Song (HD) .... (lol another nod to you, @ficticiousdelicious)

Waves - A Chillwave Mix

‘Cybernetic’ | A Retro Electro and Synthwave Mix

►Best of ELECTRO SWING Mix March 2018◄ ~(￣▽￣)~  (thanks hubby <3)

Grab the nearest book and turn to page 23 what does line 17 say:

        “... rabbits, and, as soon as he reached the ground...”

        Lol that was brief. This book has 2 columns on each page. But that was a very random excerpt from Karl Hans Strobl’s sci-fi short story “The Triumph of Mechanics.”

Ever had a song or poem written about you?

        Not that I know of?

When’s the last time you played air guitar?

        lol when the DJ at my wedding played “Don’t Stop Believing,” and that was... 6 months ago. Wow, I’m boring.

What is a sound you hate and one you love?

        Hate:   nails on a goddamn chalkboard, and trust me, I hear it every week         Love:   the echo of a single voice in an empty auditorium, or the clinking keys of a lonely pianist; the solitary making of music always comforts the lonely soul

Do you believe in ghosts?

        Nope. They’re just a part of our cultural imagination. But yes, you can still jump-scare me with them. They’re compelling in fiction!

Do you believe in aliens?

        Yes, but they probably don’t look like those imagined in sci-fi. If they’re truly aliens, then they’ll look very different from any organisms here on earth (unless their home is extremely earth-like). They could be as small as bacteria, and that would be an alien. But a big alien would be unfathomable to us.

Do you drive? And if so have you ever gotten yourself into an accident?

        Yes, I do drive! No, I have not gotten into an accident! I am a crazy driver, but I am a good crazy driver. I’ll get you there fast as fuck, but we won’t die.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

        Yessssss.

What’s the last movie you’ve seen?

        Rushmore by Wes Anderson

Do you have an obsession right now?

        Cake-piping videos. I swear. They’re so relaxing. I just wanna make my own cake now and put way too much icing on it.

In a relationship?

        Yee. I got a husband. We’re casually studying polyamory, tho. On and off. With binoculars. Not quite there yet, tho. ^.^

I would like to know better:

@kaileyistrash (girl don’t kill me xD I already know youuuuuu) @ every fictional character I’m in love with T.T @jessica-shouldbewriting (cause your posts are adorable and writers need to socialize, lez be honest xD)

[mheyrmedia]

Cheat day by the beach! Tomorrow, lez go back to low carb! Tried the Monster Bite Burger with fries. Presentation-wise, it’s nice i would appreciate if i am the one who will pour the sauce/dressing. 🤣 I didn’t like my patty to be raw and break apart. The black forest frappe is like powdery pa. We actually waited for a long time for our orders to be served and at some point, it did disappoint. 🥺 But their sam is really tasty, i must say! Also, i ordered their kimchi cause it really tastes great! This is an honest feedback, so don’t bash me. 🤣 #MHEYReviews (at Pa Playa) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPxmxFvnfaK/?utm_medium=tumblr

[studio-elan]

14 Must-Know Lesbian Dating Rules to Impress a Girl on a First Date

You meet an attractive girl, and you asked her out. You made the first step, but now what? If you want a good date, follow these lesbian dating rules. Asking another woman out isn’t easy. Since you’re a woman, you know exactly how they think which puts even more pressure on you. But you shouldn’t be freaking out. Instead, use this to your advantage, especially if you follow these lesbian dating rules. Whether you met her online, the bar, or on the street, you made the brave move in asking her out. Good for you. It takes a lot of courage to do it. Naturally, like anyone, you don’t want to screw it up, you really like her. But how do you know what to do? What things should you avoid saying? Do you make a move on the first date? I know you have these questions going on in your head. [Read: Newly out of the closet? These dating tips are for you] Lesbian dating rules you need to follow But listen, you don’t need to overthink it. All you need are some simple yet effective lesbian dating rules to navigate the dating world. No one said dating was going to be easy. Now that you have these rules, it won’t feel like you’re so alone in the whole ordeal. If your past relationships didn’t work out so well then I wouldn’t use them as a guide unless you’re trying to avoid the things you’ve done in the past. So, let’s get you caught up on the lesbian dating rules that’ll actually help you out on your date or budding relationship. It’s time to get the ladies. #1 What do you want? So, you asked this girl on a date, but what do you want from this? Before dating, know what you’re looking for. Are you wanting something serious? Casual? Not sure? You need to be honest with yourself, so you can be honest with her. Don’t play games. [Read: Healthy relationship expectations for a good love life] #2 Girls can be fuckbois too. I know you’re thinking if she’s a girl, it must mean that she’s not going to act like a fuckboi. Being a girl doesn’t mean shit. Fuckbois can be femme, butch, or a chapstick lesbian. They literally come in all shapes and sizes. So, if you feel that she’s playing games with you, that’s because she is. [Read: How your low self-esteem can help you sabotage your life] #3 Stay away from friends of friends. If you’re only interested in casual dating and hooking up with different women, then my advice to you would be to stay away from your friend’s friend. Have you ever heard of the phrase, “don’t shit where you eat”? This scene could get messy if it doesn’t go as planned, and usually it never goes as planned. #4 Focus on her. Don’t take her to a place where all your friends are going to be. Take her someplace where the two of you can sit together and really get to know each other. She’ll have time to meet your friends if it goes well. Limit the distractions as much as you can. #5 Stay away from the “ex” talk. I know you’ve had bad experiences. We’ve all had bad experiences, but it doesn’t mean you need to share it. At least, not now. Don’t bombard her with stories about your exes, save that for your third date. The first date is all about getting to know her and vice versa. She doesn’t need to know you’re crazy right away. #6 Don’t aim to get laid. You find her attractive. We all know this or else you wouldn’t be asking her out. But your goal, unless you made it clear you want something casual and sex-based, shouldn’t be to get laid on the date. If you wanted that, text your booty call. If you really like her, get to know her. The sex will come. #7 Keep your alcohol to a limit. If your first dates consist of you getting wasted and wondering why they never call you back, well, I found out why. Have a drink, have two drinks, but you shouldn’t be wasted, throwing up in the bathroom. No one wants to be a babysitter for their date. #8 Keep your cellphone out of sight. If you’re on a date with her, don’t put your cellphone on the table. That will only cause distractions. Put your cellphone away. You’re the one who asked her out, right? So, you need to show her that you’re interested. If you’re not, then why even go on a date? Keep the cellphone out of sight, she’ll be impressed. [Read: Dating rules for women tired of the games] #9 Keep it light. This isn’t the time for you to talk about deep things and try to get into her head. When you start dating someone, you’re feeling the waters, seeing who they are on a basic level. If you want to really get to know them, well, that will take years. No joke, it takes years. #10 Listen! As a woman, you’re naturally a better listener than men, but sometimes we slip up. When you’re on a date, make sure you’re listening to what she’s saying. She’ll tell you small details about herself, it’s your job to keep your ears open. Repeat these details back to her during a story, she’ll be impressed that you listened. #11 Know when to end the date. The purpose of the date isn’t to spend hours and hours together until you’re both exhausted. You want to leave a good impression, an impression that has them coming back for more. So, keep the date short. Do activities like dinner, coffee, or for a walk by the beach. Don’t do a day-long activity. Remember, she doesn’t know you. [Read: 15 lesbian dating tips for the newly-out lez] #12 Aim low. I know you want this date to work out amazingly and for her to fall in love with you, slow down. This is the first date. You’re not getting married, she’s not going to want to meet your family or move in with you. Oh, and don’t think she’s your girlfriend. Just breathe. #13 Text her after you split. When the date is over and you want to see her again, text her. You don’t need to wait two days to text her. Make sure you show you’re interested in seeing her again. Who knows, you may start a never ending conversation via text which is always a good thing. [Read: The dating advice all women need to follow to transform your love life] #14 Didn’t go well? Next! There’s no point being bummed out if your date didn’t go well with her. We all have bad dates, and you won’t click with every girl you meet. Don’t let this discourage you. Shake it off and move onto the next chick. [Read: The best lesbian dating apps there are] No one said the dating world was easy. When it comes to the lesbian one, it’s a little bit different. But if you follow these lesbian dating rules, you’ll rock it. The post 14 Must-Know Lesbian Dating Rules to Impress a Girl on a First Date is the original content of LovePanky - Your Guide to Better Love and Relationships.

[russellthornton]

14 Must-Know Lesbian Dating Rules to Impress a Girl on a First Date

You meet an attractive girl, and you asked her out. You made the first step, but now what? If you want a good date, follow these lesbian dating rules.

Asking another woman out isn’t easy. Since you’re a woman, you know exactly how they think which puts even more pressure on you. But you shouldn’t be freaking out. Instead, use this to your advantage, especially if you follow these lesbian dating rules.

Whether you met her online, the bar, or on the street, you made the brave move in asking her out. Good for you. It takes a lot of courage to do it. Naturally, like anyone, you don’t want to screw it up, you really like her.

But how do you know what to do? What things should you avoid saying? Do you make a move on the first date? I know you have these questions going on in your head. [Read: Newly out of the closet? These dating tips are for you]

Lesbian dating rules you need to follow

But listen, you don’t need to overthink it. All you need are some simple yet effective lesbian dating rules to navigate the dating world. No one said dating was going to be easy. Now that you have these rules, it won’t feel like you’re so alone in the whole ordeal.

If your past relationships didn’t work out so well then I wouldn’t use them as a guide unless you’re trying to avoid the things you’ve done in the past. So, let’s get you caught up on the lesbian dating rules that’ll actually help you out on your date or budding relationship. It’s time to get the ladies.

#1 What do you want? So, you asked this girl on a date, but what do you want from this? Before dating, know what you’re looking for. Are you wanting something serious? Casual? Not sure? You need to be honest with yourself, so you can be honest with her. Don’t play games. [Read: Healthy relationship expectations for a good love life]

#2 Girls can be fuckbois too. I know you’re thinking if she’s a girl, it must mean that she’s not going to act like a fuckboi. Being a girl doesn’t mean shit. Fuckbois can be femme, butch, or a chapstick lesbian. They literally come in all shapes and sizes. So, if you feel that she’s playing games with you, that’s because she is. [Read: How your low self-esteem can help you sabotage your life]

#3 Stay away from friends of friends. If you’re only interested in casual dating and hooking up with different women, then my advice to you would be to stay away from your friend’s friend. Have you ever heard of the phrase, “don’t shit where you eat”? This scene could get messy if it doesn’t go as planned, and usually it never goes as planned.

#4 Focus on her. Don’t take her to a place where all your friends are going to be. Take her someplace where the two of you can sit together and really get to know each other. She’ll have time to meet your friends if it goes well. Limit the distractions as much as you can.

#5 Stay away from the “ex” talk. I know you’ve had bad experiences. We’ve all had bad experiences, but it doesn’t mean you need to share it. At least, not now. Don’t bombard her with stories about your exes, save that for your third date.

The first date is all about getting to know her and vice versa. She doesn’t need to know you’re crazy right away.

#6 Don’t aim to get laid. You find her attractive. We all know this or else you wouldn’t be asking her out. But your goal, unless you made it clear you want something casual and sex-based, shouldn’t be to get laid on the date. If you wanted that, text your booty call. If you really like her, get to know her. The sex will come.

#7 Keep your alcohol to a limit. If your first dates consist of you getting wasted and wondering why they never call you back, well, I found out why. Have a drink, have two drinks, but you shouldn’t be wasted, throwing up in the bathroom. No one wants to be a babysitter for their date.

#8 Keep your cellphone out of sight. If you’re on a date with her, don’t put your cellphone on the table. That will only cause distractions. Put your cellphone away. You’re the one who asked her out, right? So, you need to show her that you’re interested. If you’re not, then why even go on a date? Keep the cellphone out of sight, she’ll be impressed. [Read: Dating rules for women tired of the games]

#9 Keep it light. This isn’t the time for you to talk about deep things and try to get into her head. When you start dating someone, you’re feeling the waters, seeing who they are on a basic level. If you want to really get to know them, well, that will take years. No joke, it takes years.

#10 Listen! As a woman, you’re naturally a better listener than men, but sometimes we slip up. When you’re on a date, make sure you’re listening to what she’s saying. She’ll tell you small details about herself, it’s your job to keep your ears open. Repeat these details back to her during a story, she’ll be impressed that you listened.

#11 Know when to end the date. The purpose of the date isn’t to spend hours and hours together until you’re both exhausted. You want to leave a good impression, an impression that has them coming back for more. So, keep the date short.

Do activities like dinner, coffee, or for a walk by the beach. Don’t do a day-long activity. Remember, she doesn’t know you. [Read: 15 lesbian dating tips for the newly-out lez]

#12 Aim low. I know you want this date to work out amazingly and for her to fall in love with you, slow down. This is the first date. You’re not getting married, she’s not going to want to meet your family or move in with you. Oh, and don’t think she’s your girlfriend. Just breathe.

#13 Text her after you split. When the date is over and you want to see her again, text her. You don’t need to wait two days to text her. Make sure you show you’re interested in seeing her again. Who knows, you may start a never ending conversation via text which is always a good thing. [Read: The dating advice all women need to follow to transform your love life]

#14 Didn’t go well? Next! There’s no point being bummed out if your date didn’t go well with her. We all have bad dates, and you won’t click with every girl you meet. Don’t let this discourage you. Shake it off and move onto the next chick.

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[pkmnsdarkqueen]

💌😊🔪😶💉👒🌃🍥😅🐱🌱😃📺🌊🎉😂🌙😳🍉💕👍👟

Send me an emoji!

-open-

First of all, that is alot, and go you. Secondly Thank you so much! ^_^

As for the messages don’t worry I get that way too with people. They are open though please don’t take offense if I don’t get to them right away.

I’m glad I am able to make you smile, the anons make me smile alot to be honest

This is fair, usually I reconcile with people, and am polite, but I can be stern if needed

Aw that’s too sweet of ya! Tbh there are some days I don’t feel my account has merit in the community, and to have someone feel this way about mine is really kind of you

Really? Again that’s super sweet to hear! I am always kinda nervous about that I might be posting too much, so I’m glad people at least enjoy my posts

Why than you I see myself as such, so it’s good to hear people also see that.

There are alot of people I’d love to chat more with tbh! I just am super busy, and tbh get burned out with text talk super fast. (why I am not on discord much)

lmao so true. Yeah I do get picky especially with photos and quotes. Like I will go through tags for ages debating on if it fits Karen or not

It really takes alot to get me to feel that way about someone, and if there is a problem I come to the person about it in the kindest way I can. I’m only ever done with people when they repeatedly break my boundaries I set up.

No... am tough, gr! You’re not the first one to say that, and like I love the compliment, it’s nice to hear that, but there’s the tomboy in me going,’lez fite!’ I am Natsuki but tall. x3

Yeah i’m down for that! Again know I am sporadic, but I always love getting to know people.

I think I know who this is, and if you are who I think you are then yes I consider us friends also. 

I’m gonna continue to say yes cause I think I know who this is

I’m glad that manages to show on here! I know in messages I am not super energized in my texts usually, and on discord. The funny thing is that irl I am very smiley, and full of expression. It just doesn’t translate well i text I feel.

 I don’t post many personal things because I know the account is about Karen though when I do I try to make them entertaining, and short. If ya’ll ever want elaboration just ask

Glad to hear! I want to be a kind face for people if they need me, so I’m glad to be there for that

You’re too kind hun, and thank you. When it comes to beauty confidence is half the battle, and the other half is however you’re made cause everyone is beautiful in one way or another. 

Heh ye, I have alot of thing about me that people don’t usually suspect. The context is usually different per the person, but I’ve been around the block on alot of things. 

Ok tbh kinda creepy coming from an anon, but since I know who this likely is imma say ye I agree. If you ever stop by Texas tho let me know

Love ya too gurl!

Bonus points for being a good person woot! Again glad that is able to come across here!

Trust me I am out of no one’s league when it comes to being a friend. Like everyone I mess up, I get angry, and I make mistakes. All people do. Though I feel you too knowing some accounts that I feel out of their league.  

[antiquexbeast]

once upon some basics

in response to ( this thing ) that i’m being yelled at about ( ???? )

because despite how obviously parody the video is, i’m sitting here realizing that i gotta explain why this isn’t “offensive” and “problematic” and is honestly more poking fun at weho stereotypes that, tbh, anyone who lives there has seen first hand.

for reference, i’m about three decades old, i’ve been too gay and ho to exist for most of my life, and weho has been where most of my existence has been when i’m not looking for bones and wearing as much lace and black as humanly physically possible in SoCal. all of the places in this video are places i frequently visit and party at.

lemme break this down:

lez be honest ( belle ):

-- is probably a closet gay -- might not even realize they’re gay -- legit doesn’t give a shit and just is out here to have fun and chillin -- trying their best an doin p well -- accidentally offensive  -- kinda weird, is probably a nerd and into weird things, but you know she’s solid af -- you expected her to be a garbage ally, but is actually the coolest person you’ve ever met. -- is aggressively active about human rights and will either march with you or march for you -- is straight up oblivious ngl but she not a nancy so that’s gucci -- you crushed on her at least once because she’s good and got good hair don’t fuccin lie

gogo babies ( half naked dudes ): -- can only be found at The Club -- very greasy? sweaty? either way they glisten like greek gods under dancefloor neon lights are they even real? you literally only see them at The Club -- always naked except for thong undies -- and sneakers, for some reason??? -- are men of little words, but always seem to say enough to make you thirsty af athletic af, can bend in ways no normal gayboi can deal with ( that’s why we out here ) the more money you throw at them the sexier they get this is a fact about bards and gaybabies

thirsty clientele ( every single time you’re at the club ): -- ALWAYS creepin on gogo babies and... well.. literally anyone lbr -- will wait till you’ve had 7 shots of tequila then creep up on your ass from behind -- constant boner? or is it hands? either way it’s nopecity non-consensual and it’s time to flag down security -- they phase into the wall until you look at them and break their disguise and then you’re fuck’d -- honestly nothing about these guys are good they may as well be dementors -- can only be defeated by, literally, any charismatic gay who sees you in trouble and comes to your aid -- #there’s always a gay to protect you thankgod 

shady gays ( dressed in black, shadin tf outta you on the street ): -- relentlessly savage af do not approach without a spine or being dead inside already -- regina george? guuuuurl don’t even play she ain’t even close to this -- will be precious to your face but knives at first base -- can automatically sense if you have knock off designer shit without even looking at it -- better not be wearin last summer’s jimmy choo’s or vera wang ‘cause you bout to be dragged -- will judge you on your love for betsey johnson, but seems to never be seen in public not wearing basic nu goth black ( ugh seriously? that’s soooo forever 21 ) -- vogue is basically their religion -- lady gaga may as well be their fashion inspiration, despite how impractical it is to wear 60% of runway designs -- will cry about anything, especially after drinking two wine coolers

adam and steve ( explanatory gays ) -- you watched Another Gay Movie and Will & Grace and now you get to meet this irl but x20 -- perfect skin and make up like how????? -- you haven’t seen anyone voguing since like 30 years ago but here it is -- rainbow paraphernalia, constantly, somehow -- the pose game here is rivaling JoJo, like you legit cannot compete you can’t even roll for dexterity here -- the actual personification of a unicorn, which is literally just a horse. because horses are extra af already so just glue a stick on they foreheads -- are always bottom. like don’t even suggest being top it’s not gonna happen -- drama... constantly... just.... nah

momma ( ru-paul. literally ) -- that is literally goddamn rupaul -- constantly busy and has zero time for normal conversations -- it’s like you forget ru is gay af and is close to LA and it makes sense to run into them here -- constantly ic lbr -- still manages to be that NPC that gives out real good advice -- is also that NPC you don’t expect to run into, like ever, so you better be ready for a wild adventure -- is your fuckin mom. not even drag mom, they’re you’re mom and is full of mom advice -- still problematic, but also still full of good mom shit

the queens ( of the stone age ) -- don’t even try they’re make up game is stronger than your lift game -- “this man looks better in a dress than i do” and that’s literally how it is just accept it -- are always chaotic fabulous -- will either be chill or problematic there’s no in between -- CONSTANTLY GOSSIPY -- drama? may have originated with them saying some shit while they were too drunk and forgot to not be a decent person -- might say accidentally transphobic shit, but depending on their alignment may actually correct their behavior

lost fitizen ( no homo-bro ) -- #loststraightboy, but lbr he already knows why he’s out here -- constantly nervous and suspicious -- can’t play it cool even if he tried -- is desperately trying to be as macho as possible, but you’ve caught him staring real hard at the gogo babies on more than one occasion -- may masquerade as the token straight garbage at the gay club tryin to feel up on ladies havin fun, but then gets real smooth when you cut in -- is a stoner? is drunk? you’re legit not sure he looks wildly startled, maybe he needs a nap or a snack ( #you #youarethesnack ) -- will offer to be your “work out buddy”............ you’re old enough to know what that shit means -- will either be a toxic fuckboi or your future respectful life partner there is no in between

haterade ( misc religious protestors ) -- srsl wtf r you don’t even go here -- will either be yelling aggressive random bible shit @ you or standing quietly looking dead inside because they’d rather be anywhere else but surrounded by naked gay men -- are literally everywhere, even at anime conventions like wtf -- maybe they need a fuckin nap or a nice salad? -- constantly contradicting their own dialogue when approached and questioned about their “beliefs” -- it’s literally the same people every year you wonder if they have lives or family

woke gaybabies ( literally every other normal gay ) -- blends in like spies or secret agents -- you can go years of your life without knowing they’re anything other than straight -- honestly just came out here to have fun, get some drinks, and cut loose for a night -- is probably your designated driver and suggests that you walk to the ihop a block away to get to food after you’re too drunk to function -- will ( reluctantly ) take care of your stupid drunk gay ass when you’ve had too much -- may be middle aged, but also has a fleeting hope they’ll find a nice person to talk to at the bar -- prefers OK Cupid to Tinder because the thirst difference between the two is too real -- has normal interests, is easily relatable, but are basically unicorns because their impossible to spot in the crowds of extras

the last lesbian alive ( is butch af ) -- in a sea of testosterone, you see a glimmer of estrogen somehow -- has she worn anything other than lumberjack print or doc martens? who honestly knows?? -- is probably more aggressive than your chihuahua do not engage her in a bar fight you will fuckin lose -- buzz cut, heavy set and is very passionate about fur babies and marching for human rights -- is straight up pissed off about the lack of women in weho to chill with like jfc? -- S&M. hands down. you better have the day off from work the next day cause you aint walkin straight the next mornin -- is basically a unicorn, lbr when was the last time you saw a fresh real lesbian in sausage fest weho -- will either be batshit or wholesome and good, there IS no in between gurlfrond -- will build you a house, but unlike your dad stuck in his shitty marriage, will actually fuckin do it, and it will be everything you ever hoped it would be