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hidetothink · 22 hours ago
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love you dude keep posting forever
A foul curse settles on the wind
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An eternity...bound to this place...
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hidetothink · 4 days ago
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hidetothink · 4 days ago
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Language evolves! Queer used to mean "strange," then it meant "gay," and now it means "poser."
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hidetothink · 20 days ago
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Okay, rapid-fire random questions: What do you like to do to relax? What's your favorite dinner? If you could live anywhere, where would it be? What sucks the most about the current political moment? What's the best thing about it? Got any holiday plans?
Bad habit but I love a smoke alone on the porch with the cats
My mom's lasagne with hot apple cider
A world where gay people are the majority (I'm fine in Denver rn)
I hate actual traumatic realities being made into pins you buy on etsy while larping to escape your decadent 1st world life
Yet despite the evil, I can't deny I'm able to marry, about to be engaged, and that's insane from a historical view. Like I try to remember, hold every joy a past homo never had <3 Enjoy how far they helped us make it
I'm having all the holidays with my parents, sister, and her kids. Her daughter is very smart and her son is very artsy. I worry. I will be whatever example of happy gnc I can be I guess?
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hidetothink · 20 days ago
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hello mr hidetothink what is your favorite local native mammal (can broaden to your state/region/country if you don't want to get that specific)
Love squirrels
We have one specific squirel who comes to our porch and drinks from the water bowl we leave out. The cats like to watch her come and go during the day and have learned not to slam into the glass lol
Its honestly just impressive to be a rodent with such good PR in the U.S.
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hidetothink · 20 days ago
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Drunk q&a after 100000001 years
Ask away
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hidetothink · 20 days ago
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how shocked would you be if i told you the terminally unemployed cricket weirdos have already leveraged this into gofundme grifting
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hidetothink · 20 days ago
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The same ftm who later shamed me for not being "open minded" enough about "gay trans male bodies" went to a Christian gay men's event one year when we still talked. Came back complaining and crying that no one hit on her except a bisexual guy
Evil is the only word
you have to be a certain kind of evil to tell a gay man who went thru religious conversion therapy, that he should try ftms.
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hidetothink · 21 days ago
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hidetothink · 24 days ago
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the way all of gods most annoying soldiers talk about discoed elysium makes me so glad I have no interest in it
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hidetothink · 24 days ago
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Guy who’s attracted to women and twinks but considers himself straight vs bisexual woman who won’t stop complaining about the fact she’s dating a man and says she likes all women and like 3 men. And they’re dating each other. And they both say faggot
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hidetothink · 25 days ago
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Got paid to write about gay history today. Homosexual Fun
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hidetothink · 26 days ago
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*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?
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hidetothink · 27 days ago
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I could post about an 1 Owl being harrased in broad daylight by 2 Ravens, 7 Magpies, and 1 Bluejays but who would believe me
We achieved peace with the wasps and bees just before fall, now they've all disappeared
But now we have a local owl, and the other birds are furious
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hidetothink · 28 days ago
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hidetothink · 29 days ago
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We achieved peace with the wasps and bees just before fall, now they've all disappeared
But now we have a local owl, and the other birds are furious
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hidetothink · 29 days ago
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The level of online radiation needed to know and unironically use "tehm" lol
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