#cause it was unavailable?

[the-kneesbees]

why is sweet tooth out of stock everywhere

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[roseygeearts]

I may be wrong about who this other world version of Cathy might be but do you see my vision!?

[tleeaves]

There are two wolves inside me. One wants to embrace a new hobby in dance so I can be active and feel elegant and graceful and strong. This wolf wants to try something new and exciting, finally indulging in something I've always had an interest in.

The other experiences such frustrating emotions on a near daily basis that I want to go back to boxing, which is arguably easier to break into since I've already done it before. This wolf doesn't think of elegance, she just wants to fuck shit up until her body's so overworked and warm it fogs up car windows without having to do anything but sit inside.

Which one do I fucking feed??

[emotionallyunstabl]

dragon age 2 really showcases how toxic the polycule can get

[inventors-fair]

Checking In

Welcome to the Hotel du Inventeurs, bienvenue, etc. How are you doing? What are you up to? Too bad, we're separated by time, distance, and this heavy oaken door. What do you mean, you can't find your keys? Don't worry about that. And you'll see the other guests, I'm sure. Everyone's so, so eager to meet you. They're just on the other side.

Also, we're looking to get a group together to draft Duskmourn later. Yeah, Stacey picked up a box, and the common room can sit eight, and the cafe's open until, like, eleven! Can you believe it? I really like the design of rooms, and man, Fabien really knocked me out with a cool Grixis Eerie control deck the other day. Anyway. Normal hotel, normal rooms, normal contest framing device. I think you know where this is going.

DESIGN A ROOM.

Wowzers. Who could've seen that coming?

Anyway, Rooms are a new enchantment type from Duskmourn, in case you've been living under a rock for the last month and a half. HERE is a link to all the printed rooms. A couple of them are from the draftable set and a couple are from the Commander sets; per usual, you're designing for Standard.

Keep in mind the specific wording of rooms. Some of them will trigger upon unlock, and some have static abilities. Also, as far as I know, MSE doesn't have rooms yet. That's kind of an issue—but for now, we have some placeholders and you can cut/paste/overwrite them around for various room shenanigans!

This one is gonna be a bit easier to do on desktop, honestly, but if you're working with an online client, I recommend using one with split cards and just not filling out the other stuff.

Don't worry about reminder text, but don't forget proper room wording too! They care about unlocking, not entering. You can have static abilities and whatnot, but of course balance is key.

And also: I'm curious about what horror rooms people might be interested in making that weren't featured in Duskmourn, of course, but what about rooms on other planes? I'm even more curious about that. As usual, though, this one isn't a strict requirement. I highly recommend running your cards be someone who might not be as familiar or invested with your wilder ideas for more specific feedback.

There we have it. Do disturb! @abelzumi

>> Step into the INN BOX >> Unlock the halls of DISCORD

[semiotomatics]

wonderbound > semiotomatics

[theclearblue]

I'm gonna get into a brawl with my mother one day don't be surprised when I get on the news

[system-of-a-feather]

God I hate when I get the horrible autism + mildly triggered hell spiral due to having my schedule and plans for the day thrown off by a medical person running extremely late because I can usually regulate and adapt to sudden unexpected changes in what I was doing well if Im not neglect / medical neglect triggered but the autism anxiety / feeling of being HURT by the change and the trauma anxiety / on edgeness of feeling explicitly neglected by someone who we HAVE to rely on to have our needs met just makes us super sensitive to triggers, on edge and reverting to one of three really maladaptive coping strategies until we can manage to redirect ourselves and ugh its awful

[wardensantoineandevka]

I like to think that Caduceus, and Jester and Fjord who both resolved to one another to help him with this years ago, and maybe Calliope too are spending the Apogee Solstice in the depths of Molaesmyr trying to fix the blight.

With another century and then some for the next Apogee Solstice, it's possible the rot will have spread into the Pearlbow by then, so this would be the better time if one wants to try to benefit from it for this undertaking.

[chiistarri]

guys i jokingly asked my dad for prsk plushy thingsand he said one for me and one for my sister who do i pick

[anotherpapercut]

btw just a reminder if any of u are going through or have gone through a bad friendship breakup I have a playlist for that

[cloudyvulpine]

hear me out cause stolitz is like dabitwice but less sad and less evil

emotional - ly unavailable

btw cried making this bc of this song feel free to sob w me because it's so them

[glassphinix]

i've been a busy boy (spoken w the same vibe as that one garfield 9/11 comic)

[magnusedom]

rich men have such an interesting (derogative) way of acting and talking and behaving i need to stop entertaining them

[camscendants]

Me seeing the pre sales for this weekend