#cause it sounds cool

[sandeewithtwoe]

I’m not good at drawing cows please forgive me

Horror belongs to sour-apple-studios

Farm belongs to GuinongTale_AU

Transcript:

Horror: Alright, that’s enough work for today

Horror: Hey, Farm! Are you almost done with- uh…

Farm: Ah! There you are!

Farm: Please excuse my gaster blaster, I take my eyes off her for 5 seconds and she goes off doing her own thing

Horror: THAT’S your gaster blaster?

Farm: Uh yeah? Doesn’t yours look like this too?

Horror: …Heh, no, not at all

Farm: (He really seems to like her. Are cows his favourite animal?)

Horror: <- Is planning so many pranks on Cross right now

[umblrspectrum]

hi heres art so you pay attention to me now go read the tags

[pormegranate]

Knight of calamity and his noble...tiger?

[u5an5]

Just watched Deadpool & Wolverine with polish subs based on dub and I have to be honest, there's much more funny stuff than I expected, considering that the rest of it made me glad I'm not watching it with actual dub

So, things that picked my interest:

Instead "207 when I watch Gossip Girl" he straight up says "207 when I watch porn" (Gossip Girl isn't especialy popular show here so reference wouldn't mean anything for majority of audience anyway, but to straight up say it instead replacing it?)

"Ok peanut, 'guess we're getting that team-up after all" got replaced with "Okej ptysiu, nie ma to jak seks grupowy", which translates to "Okay cutiepie, nothing better than group sex" (??? we're still in the first 5 minutes of the movie)

"you know what they say, when one door closes, your locker at work opens" translated to "Jak to mówią… Jak zamykają od przodu, to ładujesz się od tyłu" which translates roughly to "Like they say... when they close the front, you get in the behind" which I find kinda funny

Peters line about seeing Wade in suit comes of gayish cause he doesn't say he wants to see him in the suit again, he wants to LOOK at him in it again, you know what I mean

intead "This guy looks ready to throw it all away for me" he says "This cutie would gladly get hugged by my bowels" which is a lot more straightforward than I expected

Wades spiel to comic acurate height Wolverine is much more insulting and instead being all "what a cwute short king you awe" translates to "Oh fuck, a furball dwarf? Was there even dwarf like that? Furballs mommy drank lots of booze when she was pregnant? Maybe daddy was a ratferret? Don't even come near me, 'cause you surely have ticks"

"I need you to come with me, right now" to "Zapraszam cię na randke, i to natychmiast" meaning "I invite you to a date, and I mean right now" (Logan replies with "Złotko, nie kręci mnie to" which translates to "Sweetie, I'm not diggin' it" and by "it" I'm honestly not sure if he means Wade himself, the fact that Wade said he's only here because he's the Wolverine just a second ago, or because his suit looks like fetish gear)

"It's quite common to Wolverines after 40" to "It's normal when going trough menopause, I get it"

they replaced "peanut" to different endearments to not be repetive but the most often used one is "ptysiu" (ptyś is a choux pastry; if I had to translate it as english endearment, I'd go with cutiepie). its cute imo

Logans "bub" also got replaced by endearments/insults losely fitting situation but the stupidest one has to be Logan calling Johnny "misiu", which translates to "little bear" and let me tell you, it's HILARIOUS cause it's equvalent of calling a random guy "sweetie" but in the "your grandma asking if you want seconds (yes you do, no you don't have any say)" way

"my boy's wicked strong" is translated to "mój chłopak zna się na rzeczy". It's slightly like the papi situation from spanish dub cause yes, "chłopak"'s direct translation is often "boyfriend" but it is also used as "boy", "guy" or "dude", usualy towards guys younger/about the same age as you. However, the addition of "mój"/"mine, my" makes it much more angled towards boyfriend, wherever they wanted to or not. There are at least three different ways to translate it and make it less gae I know and the've still chosen this one.

They made, in my opinion, the "its a common curtesy to ask" "Its good thing I don't give a fuck" lines better by translating them to "you shoud've ask, thats polite thing to do" "and you can politely fuck off"

they replaced Star Trek reference with Star Wars one, using Han Solo instead Spock and idk. on one hand they did it to THE spirk moment but on the other they made, and I may be reaching, but it seems like covert reference to "I know" scene so ??? (star trek is nowewhere near as known as star wars here so they would probs replace it either way but it also can be just "star trek and star wars sound so much alike, they have to be basically the same, right?" haha joke)

them instead innuendos using the most over the top forms of insult that no one ever heard is kinda funny but only because I only had to read them; if I ever heard somone call somebody "kutasina" irl I would find a way for at least one of us to not be able to hear anything ever again ("cockleter" is my best attempt to recreate this horseshit)

If you guys want to share some treasures from your native dubs/subs, feel free to

[dykedvonte]

Hancock: Mama Murphy this jet be straight bussin' fr fr no cap

Mama Murphy, not understanding a damn thing he said: Thank you sir, I love when you visit Mayor Hancock

[housederiva]

Hmm... now why does the Shadow Dragons' background card have a left arm like that and why is the Inquisitor wearing the Shadow Dragon's casual outfit in all of their CC stuff we've seen...

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

I'm sorry but this Ethal Cain drama reminds me of that one post that's like "y'all are just inventing celebrities at this point" like, who is this person? What do you MEAN this person is famous? 😭

[jeeaark]

Love when the dice tell a story. And that story is 'not even the power of friendship can save you now'

Sure Emps looked pretty cool intervening, but the cold-shouldering YEET caused some concerns. Squid buddy probably was handling the failed nat 20 worse than Greygold. Like perhaps in a way that indicated the Emperor didn't have a plan B prepared for that.

Or maybe Emps did have a Back-up plan involving every alphabet of every language but the Netherbrain's puppetry has got 'em second-guessing and scrapping it all in a very 'SHIT. FUCK. BALLS.' way

[idekwthmuistb]

So the students of Amity Park have noticed that when Danny Fenton runs to the bathroom a ghost almost always appears right after, right? Right. And eventually it becomes commonplace for them to mentally prepare themselves and to pack up their stuff when Fenton rushes out the classroom.

BUT

What about the few times where nothing happens? Cause now you've got this classroom full of kids who just automatically shove their papers into their backpacks and just...wait. They sit there, maybe making jokes about who's going to show up and at first it's all easy going but then. Then the anticipation starts to get to them. It's that nerve-wracking feeling of Knowing something should be happening But It's Not.

There's a slight buzz of nervous energy by the 5 minute mark where nothing has happened yet. It sets them on edge. Everyone is silent, shifting their gazes from the windows, the clock, the door, trying to spot anything of the usual. There's absolutely nothing.

[svampira]

it's not like you're going to remember this, anyway

[diazheartsbuckley]

Okay so this is probably gonna turn into a whole rant ™️

You guys were so accepting with me exploring my pronouns and it feels so good and so loving to be in a community like this 💕

Here’s the thing -

For years, I’ve thought about changing my name because Caroline never really felt like my name, it didnt feel like it was me.

And then at work, I was helping out at another store and people thought my name was Maya because one of the guys got it wrong from the beginning. So it became a standing joke that they’d call me Maya.

And I started to respond to it and I just, I don’t know, I can’t explain it but it just felt like it was supposed to find me? Like that name was supposed to find me.

I’m not changing it legally just yet, I want to see how it feels. But I was hoping that you guys would (once again) help me out with figuring out a new thing about me, if it’s right or not 🥺

So for now, my preferred name is Maya 🫶🏻

If you made it thus far, you’re a real one 💕

Tagging some friends because id like to share it with yall 🩵

My angel @tizniz 🩵

@watchyourbuck @inell @underwaterninja13

@bidisasterevankinard @steadfastsaturnsrings @diazsdimples @eddiestummy @jeeyuns

@daffi-990 @wildlife4life @honestlydarkprincess

@spotsandsocks @exhuastedpigeon @hippolotamus

@actualalligator @giddyupbuck @pirrusstuff

@cal-daisies-and-briars @dangerpronebuddie @elvensorceress @slightlyobsessedwitheverything

@bucksbignaturals @bucks-daddy-issues @wikiangela @caroandcats @theotherbuckley

@devirnis @ronordmann @spagheddiediaz

[daddy-long-legssss]

carlos o'connell from fontaines d.c. talking about borrowing alex turner's guitar for the recording of romance [x]

you can see the album credit here

thank you to ratiomonkeys on twitter and tbhc.love on ig for finding the clip!

[skitskatdacat63]

2010 Bahrain Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

[spacebugarts]

I wasn't gonna make an Indigo Park oc but then I started thinking about the theme park I went to as a kid and I got the idea of a beaver running a ride based on water flumes like Logger's Run or Splash Mountain :3

They're also based on wildlife education characters like Smokey the Bear and Ranger Rick!

[awesomecitys-blog]

I think one of my favorite things about Hitman Reborn is that when you look at the three Sky leaders, Tsuna, Xanxus and Byakuran, Tsuna is the only one who doesn’t want his position and also didn’t want any of his ‘mafia family members’ at first. Xanxus grew up believing that he would be the next Vongola boss, and all his subordinates joined him believing that to be true. Byakuran was given the Mare Ring, said sweet deal, and then proceeded to gather up a family that wanted him to succeed in his goal because he gave them hope. But Tsuna? The only member of his crew he wanted was Kyoko, forget everyone else. Practically everyone but Kyoko showed up because they heard that Tsuna was a mafia boss and Reborn was his teacher. Man was given no chance or choice, they just showed up and he was forced to deal with it. And in the end, they became the best thing to ever happen to him. And for some, he was the best thing that ever happened to them.