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i actually really like danny/wes as a ship. why? is it the dynamic? do i think they’d work well together? no, it’s none of that. it’s cause unidentified flying ship is just objectively the best ship name
#danny phantom#danny fenton#wes weston#unidentified flying ship#i like the ship well enough#not my favorite#but fairly high up there#cause i think it’d be funny#but that ship name tho#absolutely obsessed with it
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Idk if you've seen this before, but I think you'd like it. In a comic, where Bruce was a teenager, his priest told him to go to confession daily because the priest believed that he would die/get murdered at any moment. Bruce believed like he was sinful, rotten, and irredeemable, so he acted like it.
It's just gshsidnsfxusnsshs. I love Teen Bruce so much. Babygirl, you're not fundamentally doomed or evil. You're just 15
HEY???????
only priests in Gotham, man. Well. And every red state.
#it’s kinda funny cause I hc Gotham doesn’t have churches?#like don’t get me wrong it’s a conglomerate so large it’d be impossible not to find out#but I just think gothamites would find the concept of churches really weird.#like you go to some dude’s house and get on your knees for him. yeah that’s Oswald’s place for us#idk I really think the Waynes were agnostic. Martha’s Jewish and Thomas is an atheist to me but they both agree to raise Bruce agnostic#and yk then they didn’t.#asks#bruce wayne#dc
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Prompt: Dorathea has her position as queen be threatened because misogyny sucks, blah, blah, blah. Someone brought up the whole, “lack of an heir,” thing and claimed women just up and reincarnate/move on randomly, because they’re, “easily overcome with emotion.” The best way to keep there from being a riot without just giving it back to her brother? Just name an heir.
Now if only Dora had remembered to actually tell Danny.
#ebony writes the thing#danny phantom#danny fenton#princess dorathea#surprise royalty AU#could easily be#dp x dc#but like. not required.#I just think it’d be funny for Danny to screw up. only to find out ‘what do you mean I have diplomatic immunity??’#this is specifically *not* a ghost king AU. but it’d also be really funny if Danny thought it was.#poor kid starts hyperventilating like. ‘I’m too young to rule a dimension. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO!’#like. he’s halfway to waking up Pariah to give it back when someone goes. ‘I called your mom to explain things and calm you down.’#this causes Different Panic. then confusion when it’s Dora showing up. looking distinctly sheepish.
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new character…! the idea is that shrike is kinda like pavane+sicilienne and was "blessed" by a similar kind of entity . and traded the lives of his people for the ability to guide anyone else. Of course=e this trade wasn't done willingly. Or was it. they won't tell
#i’ll make cool art later i just wanted to figure out the design first#also any pronouns cause i think it’d be kinda funny if no one could tell#and shrike doesn’t gaf so people just use whatever#but also i’m tired of my family misgendering every character i draw so this way shrike can’t be misgendered#LOL#my art#digital art#art#illustration#archambeau marionette#character design
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can i bring my codfather-in-hermitcraft10 au to the public . he’s middle aged in it
#.txt#listen people talk about lizzie being the one to cause all the weird water junk in hc10#but what if jimothy#especially since he didnt lose his memory or anything he’s still a fish#he’s got greys in his hair and he swears now because i think it’d be funny#he hasn’t talked to anyone at length in like 2500 years he has forgotten how to be a person#by middle aged i mean he’s around 5000 which is the fish god equivalent#of 50 in human years#because i figure he and lizzie probably age at a rate of 100 fish years = 1 human year
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unauthorized fucking thing. I call it wheepers. they would make out sloppy style while plotting revenge on the people who called them a loser (of which there are many)
#people should bring joke crossover ships back this was fun#portal 2#wheatley#wander over yonder#commander peepers#kirbart#probably no one will think this is funny but I do and this is MY blog dammit#had so much trouble w/ the ship name I tried following woy style#but wheepers was funnier (and it kinda fits cause weeping -> eyes)#I think they would be so bad for each other it’d be hilarious#they’d enable each others’ worst tendencies#woy
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#linked universe#character poll#do I tag the Zelda’s?#only 2 of them have canon designs from what I can remember#I feel like people r gonna say tetra#or maybe flora#personally I think sun would be a funny choice bit for how silly she is and also how tense it’d make the group#that or dot cause it’s canon four gets sillier around her and I wish to see their whimsy together
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Sladick ~ (My current hyper-fixation, cause it does tick all the boxes which makes it impossible for me not to ship it…)(my shipping history has comedic potential)
Don’t look too close at my drawings cause I will shoot out your eye to make ya match Slade (joking… unless?)
#yes most of the notes in the drawing is just me gently roasting myself#dick grayson#slade wilson#sladick#dickstroke#honestly hoping this will follow in its siblings footsteps by going unnoticed#cause it’d make me laugh and genuinely think I somehow managed to be a decorative even on a social media site#also am working on writing fanfiction for sladick#one that involves Wii cause I saw a funny post and it inspired me#and some other fanfic ideas i gotta flesh out too#slade x dick#also rly why is pretty boy dickie so hard to draw? huh? america explain
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Bridgerton doodles cause season 3 is pretty good
#teehee#me when Penelope and Eloise :3#genuinely thought Eloise was a lesbian from s1. she is now bi in my head cause of Theo (which I love them too)#Grrrr bring Theo back I miss him#not done with season 3 yet hold on!!!#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#bridgerton fanart#bridgerton season 3#penelope featherington#eloise bridgerton#polin#penelope x eloise#almost made an epic joke with polin. I think it’d be really funny if someone made an au or something#guys I love Eloise x Penelope. Idk their ship name yet but doomed yuri. Doomed yuri.#lyn-ne’s art#not akikoha sorry :<
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Alright the insanity of these past few chapters have had me distracted but no longer
WHERE THE HELL IS MY GIRL YOSANO???????
I want her to show back up and do some insane shit with her ability where she like “heals” Bram and causes some singularity shit with Fyodor’s ability where she like heals Fyodor’s soul or somethin outta Bram, alternatively they could do the whole Dazai kills Fyodor and then she can heal Bram afterwards but I want her to have some insane batshit crazy moments too ya know????
#I just wanna see my girl again okay? I miss her dearly#being a Yosano lover is pain she has no merch and few scenes#I feel bad that I forgot about her for so long but I think it’s understandable given what’s happening#honestly it’d also be funny if she just kills him herself but Fyodor can’t possess her cause of her ability or somethin#I feel like Asagiri could start getting insane with how her ability works all things considered#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd spoilers#bungou stray dogs spoilers#bsd yosano#bungou stray dogs yosano#bsd bram#bungou stray dogs bram#bsd fyodor#bungou stray dogs fyodor
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I headcanon that before Night Vale, Carlos was actually kinda scared by horror movies. Like he and his uowii friends would get together for movie nights and just pick apart horror movies because they were so unscientific, but Carlos was actually very unnerved by them and would flinch and jump and have trouble sleeping after.
And then after Night Vale chews him up and spits him out, he just can’t be afraid of them anymore. Like, Night Vale horror movies are probably weird and not comparative, but some of the ones he smuggled in from the outside world are still in tact and he’s just not scared of them anymore. In fact, they’re kind of funny with how exaggerated the horror of them actually is. It’s silly what people think they’re supposed to be afraid of when he’s seen horrors he didn’t even think were possible. And he spends more time laughing at them than cowering.
And then there’s Cecil, who I headcanon is just genuinely afraid of horror movies. Like, he and Carlos will be watching and Carlos is trying to hold back giggles at what’s happening on screen while Cecil is pressing his face into Carlos’ shoulder and whimpering. And it’s cute because Cecil has seen so much worse than what horror movies present, but thinks horror movies are SUPPOSED to scare you. So he’s scared and Carlos is trying to be sensitive to that but is shaking with silent laughter the whole time. And then they have to watch Cat Ballou for the millionth time afterwards so Cecil can calm down and go to bed.
#wtnv#cecilos#cecil gershwin palmer#carlos robles#carlos the scientist#I’ve been thinking about this for days it’s causing me brain rot#I’m sure someone has done this already but I needed to write it out so it’d leave me alone :p#I’m also not sure if there’s something in canon that would discredit this but I don’t care <3#I ALSO think it’s funny for Cecil P to be afraid of horror movies when Cecil B loves them and has a whole podcast about it#it’s a funny dichotomy to me#anyways I am throwing this at you take it from me so I can sit down and actually get some work done today :)
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i miss her…
#cant believe i forgot about her till the photobook q&a im so sorry witch mona~~~~~~~#press f for honeypre atelier gachas it was gone too soon™️#(currently e x t r e m e l y worried and stressed for tomorrow like never before b u t i have to appear like im fine sobs save me monachann)#(can i go on a stress-prompted tangent here about something inane? no? toooo bad im gonna go off anyway~~~~)#ok so. like. since witch mona is the image i have up ‘ere and since it’s still 七月… today’s tangent will be on irl spooky stories!!#s o. presenting a decently repressed memory from my childhood that resurfaced while i was hibernating at home:#anyways. well. thoughts about the afterlife can vary from person to person yes? there’s no one true correct belief after all#but the one question that unites us all is probably the one and only ‘are ghosts real?’#and well. for personal reasons i think so. i mean i’ve seen this one dude i hate get possessed a couple of times so welp. cant deny it ig.#wild story about that actually. back in the day my family’s finances were allegedly doing so badly that [dude i hate] had to pick up#a *c e r t a i n* side hustle for extra cash. that side hustle? literal grave digging at the cemetary. at night no less#and *ofc* he wasn’t respectful about it in the least so ofc some spirits followed him home. yay. free roommates.#one(?) of them even took residence in my room at the time and im 80% sure they ate my history textbook :( much sads#anyways well once that guy had too much to drink (which was rather often tbh) he’d get possessed. fun!#the only possession i ever saw was the n-rarity angry ghost who’d just huff and puff in silence with unfocused eyes most of the time#he’d occasionally put on a leather jacket too. but that was like a r-rarity event that didn’t happen that often#my mother had the chance to also witness the mosquito (who tried to barge into my room for fresh blood) and the 姑娘 (self-explanatory)#which is kinda unfair tbh. i wanted to see the ur-rarity ones too :( mostly bc it’d be funny to see a guy i hate act ooc (impure intentions)#oh right. how did we get the dude out of his possession? we just shook his arm really hard. prolly caused some lasting effects but who know#i think he could also just sleep off the possession but idk i was asleep for the ur-rarity incidents.#cant ask the one witness of it bc i dont want to bring back unnecessary flashbacks of [guy we hate]#anyways it’s been years since we moved out from that place and i still want my history textbook back. mostly for the principle of it but—#and so that’s the tangent of the day. i feel weirdly less stressed now thanks witch mona#i do wonder how my grandparents are faring on this 七月 though…#b u t !!!!! tomorrow’s date on the lunar calendar says it’s an auspicious day for wishful activity and starting a new job!!! so… maybe~~~~?#hauauauauauauauuauaaaaaa anyways insane tangent over stream mona’s new album ok bye#oops forgor to disable rbs i hate how easy it is to forget to use this function man
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here to tell you that @doriansredroses is a simp. For you (scout) specifically.
Ohohoho? They are, are they? What can I say? I just have that affect on people. To make them uh- simp.
Weird word
#doriansredroses#he had to look it up.#he’s never heard that one#before this very moment#idk I think it’d be funny if he rly didn’t know lingo like that#just cause he’s stupid#how does this guy have simps!?!?!? and I don’t??? damn. the world is cruel /j#(I also simp dw dw)#red scout tf2#tf2 ask blog#team fortress 2 ask blog
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Tombstone rando ficlet thought:
The last thing Cas expects Dean to do after finishing his coffee is crawl back into his hotel bed. But that’s exactly what he does.
While Sam and Jack pull themselves into smartly pressed suits, Dean continues lying in bed.
After they file out the door with a chirpy goodbye and a salute, Dean is still there.
Maybe he needs the rest. Cas waits patiently, sinking further into the couch.
An hour passes.
Finally, Cas takes it upon himself to approach. Dean’s fidgeting--snuggling harder in the sheets and and smooshing his cheek to his pillow.
But that’s the strangest thing of all. He’s not asleep, only pretending to be. A facsimile of rest.
#dean makes a big show of being an angry sleeper#cause he doesn’t know what to do with all his big BIG emotions#they come in erratic swings of giddiness and grumpiness and so much moodiness#it’d just be SOOO funny if his emotions were climbing the walls ykwim??? and confusing the HELL outta cas#grouchy with his coffee...and then rolling around in sheets like he’s looking to hibernate#then a big show of YoU woke me UPPP DEAN AnGRYYY (playfully)#then teehee stay over there while I change...Now...what do you think of my outfit????#hey casssss we gotta check out the giiiifffft shooop#wear this hat weeeeear it#we are buying it it’s a souveniiiir#LeT mE tAkE yOuR pHotOOooooo#and the cashier thinks he might be drunk but he's not#she labels them in her head - the drunk cowboy newlyweds
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The Outsiders Frozen au. Send post
#hi are we even surprised i’m gonna talk about everything in the tags#ok so darry is elsa and soda is anna#pb is the kid brother that stays at the castle cause as much as i love pony this au isn’t really focused on him#this works becaus anna and elsa’s parents are dead and so are the curtis bros#steve is kristof#yes this is a stevepop au fight me#two bit is olaf#i think it’d be funny if dally was hans but like soda befriends this dude and it is not romantic. just a weird friendship ig#or it could be one of the socs#hate to do my girl sandy like this but maybe she’s hans#like hans is a double role. maybe at the beginning it’s dally but a soc shares the same role and is the one to imprison darry?#the duke of weselton is undecided. maybe paul?#i’m not sure what role to give johnny yet which sucks. maybe i’ll give him a role similar to pb’s#maybe curly too#gotta push my curly pony johnny friendship hc somehow#the creatures will probably all stay the same in this (like the snow men and sven unless someone has any ideas)#side story where it’s just pone meeting johnny in town while his brothers are away and they just hit it off. besties for the resties#the outsiders#the outsiders aus#frozen au
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So I haven’t seen anything past just before the second main game, so Idk why Sou is a punk to Sara, but like. Au where Sou actually likes Sara but he’s still a dick to everyone else.
He’s being a lil annoying gaslighter to everyone else but then Sara comes around the corner and all of a sudden he starts making nice with the other participants.
Everyone has to use Sara as like a shield against Sou cause whenever she isn’t around all hell breaks loose.
#I think it’d be funny#yttd sou#yttd sou hiyori#sou hiyori#sara chidouin#yttd Sara#yttd sara chidouin#your turn to die#proshippers dni#proship dni#this is NOT ship#it’s sara being a blanket that you throw over spy’s eyes so he doesn’t cause mayhem#*sou#like large and dangerous birds
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