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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.
(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#arno#I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!
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Arcane ships ranked, for fun
The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.
feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)
#you can probably tell which characters I like most by how many ships of them I know lmao#ignore the many tags im legit just rambling abt my thoughts on each ship#caitvi is in its own rank cause Im not playing with caitvi fans they are correct that is the best ship even if I like other some ships more#arcane#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#timebomb#lest arcane#whats the ship name for mel and lest?#lestel? idk im not calling them melest lol#mel x lest#catcouncil#oo is that it? it came up when typing. thats kinda cute but also vague#vilco#ik that one for sure#vanco#jaymelvik#mel x sevika#idk the ship name for that one either I actually just found out abt it but editing the pic for them convinced me to ship them#idk if anyone else ships ambessa and viktor there were only 4 fics on ao3 under it but i ship it cmon he's her type#she would eat him for protein#jaymel#melvik#i actually like both of these ships but they're infinitely better as poly imo#dont know how many people ship viktor and vander either but i saw a lot of potential in act 2 for it with all their astral plane connecting#sevika x ambessa#that would be hot but also hate sex probably#I love sky but i do not ship her and Viktor he just is clearly not interested and she kinda lets go of her crush on him before dissolving
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During the post dark cream arc where Cross was pregnant with Aim, is it possible for Aim to mive and kick while in the soul…? And if so is it painful for Cross+
continuing @clownyclowns' comic's topic <3
#zu art#comic#post dark cream#cross!sans#preg!cross#dream!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#''I'm no longer who I used to be'' [pregnancy edition]#my defensive reaction to Cross' ex-crush was to draw more of him being pregnant with Dream's child /jjj#if I had a nickel for every time I drew a multi-page comic about the issue of roles & self-esteem in a same-sex family I'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but omg it happened twice :'D#well I love me some preg!Cross with nesting syndrome & emotional swings ;w;#(or is this also a midlife crisis? >:/ gotta learn—)#little Aim in Cross' soul be like: dad is mad at papa?? not on my watch— *kicks*#a lil defender <33#I really like how their love languages work cause Dream's is an act if service and he tries to show his love the same way by offering help#but Cross' is physical touches so he reacts sharply to the help but relaxes (breaks :'3) after hugs (Dream does to calm them both down)#men... ;w;☆#be back soon! ;3
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claps my hands
chilchuck is an ADULT
he should not be compared to those series that make a 1000 year old character look like they're 8
because chilchuck does have signs of aging, is shown to, in the perspective of others of his race, be maturing
it is OK to ship him with another character!
for christs sake his kids are also considered grown adults
it sucks cause like, real life people with developmental disabilities get told they're never going to be able to express themselves sexually or their partners are considered evil, but they deserve to have just as much of a chance at love as others!
chilchuck acts and looks more mature than my 15 year old tall grown up looking cousin, and thats the difference! appearance shouldnt matter, chronologic age should be the only factor. not only is chilchuck older the adult age of his race, but hes also considered way over adult age in human years too!
please please just be normal about chilchuck i beg
#chilchuck tims#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#before anyone tries to say i dont know what im talking about#im the caretaker for my brother with autism that stunted his emotional and intellectual maturity#no one in the family takes his desire for love seriously#and thinks hes just faking being gay cause hes around me#no one but me has found out that he does want love and sex#and its an uphill battle getting people to not infantilize him#so i guess im really passionate about people who are legal adults#no matter what they look like#being able to have a say in their own sex lives
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say No to the supposed toxic yaoi of shipping a rapist abusive creep with a man who enabled him and was then tortured by him for several months.
Embrace, or at least consider, instead, the nuanced tenderness of a woman and a man, both hurt by the same monster, in a kinder ending, being able to heal their bodies from where he touched them. Regaining parts of themselves. Connecting and apologizing and healing alongside one another, growing into happy people who will live far beyond the events on that awful ship.
And have her peg him
#mouthwashing#anya x curly#tw sa mention#tw abuse mention#it's about curly#Understanding so well#The terror and pain his inaction caused#And anya. Being slow to. But slowly#As she heals from it#Coming to love him. And forgive. In her own time#Sharing scares and wounds and hurts and Healing#And also she pegs him#tw suggestive#If anyone clowns on this by like#Saying victims can't do sex stuff I will explode#Let anya do a sex let her reclaim herself she's allowed to#Let curly be sexy. Let disabled folks and sa survivors be sexy
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One last kiss before he plummets to earth to die or whatever
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedghog fanart#sonic the hedghog fandom#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#shadow the hedghog fanart#sonadow#shadonic#did not know they had a different name wow#i try to put both versions of ships cause i dont not care who’s ‘on top’ I DO NOT WANT SONIC AND SHADOW SEX ON MY DASH#super sonic#shadow giving him a little forehead kiss before he dies tee hee#it was meant to be a kiss kiss but i got the position wrong and ran with it#I LOVE SONIC AND SHADOW I LOVE THEM TEE HEE#THEY ARE MY FAVS SO HARD#GIGGLING AND SQUEALING RN BRO#drew this in forensics class and my friend looked over and said ‘you better not let people catch you drawing that’#i am a proud sonadow shipper i wear that shit on my sleeve#that made me the man i am today#they forever hold such a special place in my heart
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Inevitably someone in every fandom: there's nothing platonic about that! They must be fucking!
Me, a tired little ace, grabbing them by the collar: listen here you little shit. Could you perhaps dump a bucket of ice water on your libido for five fucking minutes and imagine that someone might love you entirely and fully for who you are to the point it can bring back memories and raise the dead WITHOUT the necessity for a dick down at the end of it? That perhaps the intimacy and closeness of knowing the other person to their core, faults and glory, is not in fact an element of sex, has nothing to do with sex, and is not even remotely in the fucking ball park of sex. And is actually really Fucking Boring to read it is.
Them, inevitably: you're just homophobic.
Me: I'm going to slice you in to pieces so thin they'll be able to read a fucking newspaper through you.
#personal#asexual#aromantic#i'm so fucking tired#of being passively told that no one will ever love all of me cause i don't want sex#and i imagine people who want sex are fucking tired of it being this magical intimacy that is only shared by love
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#I'm totally here for Bela's Growth/Redemption Arc
#im totally here for Belas Growth/Redemption Arc#i wonder if mekki will even be on cause of st denis#i hope he is on an ep or 2#if not still here for bela's growth#the sex lives of college girls#tslocg#bela x eric#eric x bela#bela malhotra#Mekki Leeper#Amrit Kaur#love to see it#2x7#3x1
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i think they'd be very silly about it
#good omens#i love my book designs dearly#nsftext#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#aziraphale good omens#crowley good omens#gomens#ineffable husbands#art#my art#everyone ignore that the decriminalisation of gay sex would have very little to do with them cause of their whole gender debacle#i think aziraphale is mostly bothered by the principle (lol) of the thing#book omens
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I love my girl Miwa but as soon as I read that this image immediately popped up in my head:
#HAVE SOME STANDARDS GIRL DAMN#i want this relationship to work out too but this aint it#how do we relationship#cine te a intrebat#uhmmm theres SPOILERS past this tag in case u care to read this yourself just a quick warning#i kid i joke but this scene fucks me up i like how this manga handles queerness. it shows how messy and painful it can be#like we already got a bit of that with sae and her relationship with sex but this mmmmmm this one i didnt see coming#imagine u work up the courage to confess to ur high school crush and she says she cant date you#not cause she doesnt like you. quite literally /because/ she likes you and wants to take ur relationship seriously and respect you#but she cant do that. because shes afraid of people finding out. of having to hide all the time. of being ostracised. she's tired.#she cant find the strength to do that.#the frustration of being loved but society denying you the possibility of being together... ill clown on Miwa (its very easy) but i feel bad#for her#gaud i need to sleep hai pa
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Solo rend is scary, masked makes good company <3
#art#lethal company#masked lethal company#suggestive?#suggestive#because haha sex joke#dont ask me to do backgrounds#hell#masked save me save me masked#solo rend is scary#was doing fine on ass (asides from barbers spawning cause appearntly they love when i play solo)#but rend ? hauntr#got hauntr so fast#didnt even get to see a masked :((#fucked up
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is you lgbt cause your jacket pink
#I CANT BRESTHHEREEE#oomf reminded me of this audio#IS YOU LGBT cause your favorite author is someone named harlan#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#am#am ihnmaims#allied mastercomputer#harlan ellison#a boy and his dog#repent harlequin#love aint nothing but sex misspelled
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Is alastor AroAce? Just ace? Sex neutral? Sex positive? Sex negative? A strange mix? Who cares! he's fucking amazing is what he is.
#aroace and just ace are different things dumbass#actually asexual#asexuality#asexual#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#charlie magne#charlie morningstar#me personally i think of him as sex neutral leaning towards negative but thats just cause im sex neutral lol#i love all headcannons though#asexuality spectrum#cause that is a thing#love y'all
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thinking about kurapika and chrollo and parallels and this circle of horrors where they are the victims AND the tools of their fates.
they both think they are neither or more like they don't care about it at all. they don't see themselves as victims, and they see absolutely no other way to live other than this role they took upon themselves. kurapika had such a strong sense of identity and what he wanted to do with his life and understands himself perfectly at all times. he was a part of his clan, but he was more an individual than anything else. kuroro, on the other hand, never knowing, never thinking what his motives are, deliberately not understanding himself and desperately holding on to the spider. he can't be an individual but with others, he can be the spider.
and for both of them, it all started on vengeance. kurapika abandoned himself in order to become a tool, a weapon, to avenge his clan, and to collect scarlet eyes. he stopped being himself and became his people. kuroro didn't know his family, didn't know where he actually came from, didn't know who he was or what he was supposed to be. so growing up in meteor city, he held on to his people strongly. and in order to avenge and protect his people, he would become a tool, a weapon, he would give himself to them. he started being himself as he became his people.
kuroro could be something for his people. and kurapika could be nothing for his people.
kurapika took on the role of judgement for vengeance. kuroro took on the role of villain for vengeance. kurapika acted his part by diminishing everything he was, and kuroro acted his part by filling up his identity with it.
but one thing stays clear and fixed with them throughout it all. they would do anything for their people. for whomever they consider their people. "he'll put his friends before his mission." a weakness kuroro sees in kurapika so quickly and so easily. but the same thing he considers a strength in himself. "i am not your top priority. it is the spider that must be kept alive." as long as his people are alive, his identity will live on. and as long as kurapika is alive, his people’s identity will live on.
"now you will get to experience the pain of losing your home." kuroro (and the spiders) killing the kurta clan set this parallel in motion for himself as the circle began for kurapika. and (speculatively) kurta clan hurting his people was what set the circle in motion for kuroro, too. now thinking about where they are in the story and how their end could be, it is very clear that they are finally ending up in a place where they mirror each other (as they have from the beginning) and they can recognise it in each other and themselves. kurapika ending up empty after his mission and kuroro ending up empty after losing spiders. both of them purposeless and with no self left outside of it. in a way, this is how the circle ends. "i can hear that he accepted death." they walk with death every day with no fear and full acceptance and after losing the only thing they live for, not even something they hold on to because they don't see a point in being alive outside of the fact that they must keep going for their people, for their purpose, and if not then there's no reason to exist, they are meaningless.
kuroro's vengeance left kurapika all alone, with everyone he knew dead, and feeling hollow at the end. by fate, he ended up all alone, with everyone he knew dead and feeling hollow at the end.
and at that point, they will have to start a new page and build a new self for themselves.
#hunter x hunter#kurokura#kurapika#chrollo lucilfer#hxh#&#when the narrative of characters are so sweetly fucked up and so intertwined that they dont even have to interact for me to go insane#also there are two wolves inside me. one wants them to never leave this fucked up circle and going around feeling lost#and having nasty sex about it bc they are obsessed with each other.#for kurapika its like. 'you're the one caused all of this i will always hate you. but you are the only one who will ever#understand and know me completely like this. i want you to take everything. i want you to give me anything.'#and for kuroro its like. 'i want you to give me purpose. i want you to hate me. i want you to love me. i want to give you everything.#i'll kill for you if you want. i'll die for you if you want. i'll die by your hands if you want. give me anything. give me everything.'#yeah. so#i have a very specific vision for them like the pepe silvia meme. you see my vision or you dont#and the other wolf is just them being kinda mentally stable and living for themselves and building a healthyish relationship#like they come to an understanding and go their own ways but then they keep ending up in the same business and maybe have to work together#and a very slow burn of having to be civil with each other to lovers. or something boring like that#but the sex is still nasty btw#i mean if not. whats all that catholic imagery for
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Uh oh. I dreamed about RadioApple/AppleRadio (Alastor x Lucifer Morningstar and vice versa) from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been infected. 😅
#lol yeah#sorry if there’s a sudden spam of posts about them#I fell down the rabbit hole and am barely clinging to the edge#Henh another ‘but they hate each other!’ pairing I fell for. I’m sorry but it’s a really funny pairing and I’m a known sucker for those!!!#I tried not to ship them believe me but old habits die hard I guess. *shrug*#hazbin hotel#shipping#radioapple#appleradio#personal post#dreams#if I start dreaming about the pairing I miiiight be a lost cause~#the dream: Lucifer got slipped a love potion or something and focused his attentions on Alastor who tried to avoid him while still observing#I think he did it. The funniest part was when Lucifer was asked what his idea of the perfect date was and he stated very proudly:#‘Gift! Dinner! Dancing! And hot hard steamy sex~. Or a movie. Whichever comes first.’ or something along those lines lol#I’ve been thinking about it and it’s continued with Charlie telling him Al probably won’t give him one of those things (sex)#and Angel figuring out that Lucifer was slipped a love potion (maybe a Valentino brand he’s familiar with)#it was pretty surreal lol
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Narnia mention on smosh mouth just for me and also thank you kortney luby best editor Narnia is literally the thing I become Chosen about
Losing my mind it’s sending me that both Angela and Amanda immediately think shayne and chanse are implying the narnia movies have sex in them.
Also in my opinion yeah probably but not like, in the books or movies obviously cause they’re for children. Also in my opinion at least half or all the pevensies are queer in some way. 🫡 don’t come for me.
#as a certified narnia historian there is no record of whether or not the pevensies canonically had sex while being adults in narnia#so that doesn’t mean they didn’t#I choose to think they didn’t have children though except in really good fanfics#cause it’s too sad#yes#also there are book characters who canonically had sex because they had children so therefore#smosh mouth#smosh#angela giarratana#amanda lehan canto#chanse mccrary#shayne topp#scared to tag this as narnia cause I love the fandom but I’m scared of certain fans finding this and clutching their pearls#anyway
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