#cause i can and i’m fucking ballin

[niconomnom]

kerchoo-ing my way through 2023

[bainutwater85]

can i get nsfw headcanons about any naruto characters? your choice !!

characters: gaara, kiba, kakashi, shikamaru

cw: cum, anal, vibrators, dick sizes, fem reader with fem parts

a/n: hope u enjoy! also i’m writing for them during the time naruto and hinata got married (?) i know they were like 19-23 or 24

GAARA !

when you two are alone: he likes when you lay on him n he rubs your back inching his way down to you ass, rubbing it and kneading it in his hands.

twerk on this man, give him a lap dance i swear to god he won’t be disappointed by anything you shake. his eyes will be wide and he’ll have the biggest smile on his face, if y’all are drunk and doing this then you’ll definitely be fucking wherever you are at. Most likely will come in his pants..

his balls are tight and full, not big but average size for his age. Loves when you just lay next to him and invade his space then slipping a hand in his pants to massage his balls; especially when he’s cramping there to.

he’s not much of a sex guy but definitely prefers dry humping over the real dick in the ass thing, if yknow what i mean. you 2 just get the grind on..slow and sensual. & by dry humping— he’s not humping you like a wild animal, just dragging his boner across your leg/thigh. You do the same..just without ur panties (^_^)

Don’t get me wrong..he’ll have sex and release his load in you or on you a few times— he just has a..in between sex drive (?) basically: sex isn’t always on his mind unless you propose to it and if he’s having a rough day (which is almost everyday & barely resorts to sex to get relaxed) anywayss. With that being said i really feel like he likes to take sex slow so your foreplay will last about 15-20 mins and another 20 while he’s kissing every crack and creavice of your body.

⤴︎ i also feel like he’s big into role play. Like yes, i’ll be the princess and you’ll be the evil big bad wizard that needs my love and touch. Or yes you can be the UPS guy and i can be the mom of 2 college and highschool kids during the summer waiting for my dildo to arrive because me and my husband divorced a few months ago

he don’t lick pussy he SUCKS pussy. he don’t give you fast kitten licks he will head straight for the clit and suck on it like a pacifier and rub it when he’s done.

his cum has an easy flow and isn’t too thick but he spurts out a lot. Also average size with an average girth, 6.4 inches at best🙌🏾

KIBA !

biggg ash, GIRTH && LENGTH WISE. i’d say 6.6 at least. n he lovesss it when you whine and tell him it don’t or won’t fit & try to push him back a bit by his abdomen or run. just for him to grab you by the hips/waist and start pounding into you

unlike gaara he will dive in and lick your pussy clean. sorry not sorry, he has no pussy eating technique and does what he saw a man do on a porno he seen when he 12 years old. yeahhhp

why fuck one hole when you can fuck 3? we all say in usion. He’s an anal god & prefers the butthole than the vagina or mouth.

speaking of mouth..he likes a little teeth on his cock, not a lot tho😗 cause it “tickles” he says.

Guys..he does not have breeder balls..i’m sorry :(. They aren’t small they just aren’t as big but they don’t sag either..they’re TIGHT. tight like if he was to go soft rn his ball sacks would be a futon for his penis

also has bad ball cramps and whines so much when you can’t or won’t help him with it. But “its fine” he says, just don’t beg for any dick post- shark week 😒. && to top it all off he is a MASTER MASTURBATER. when he got with you he stopped watching porn and used his imagination with you being the the source of material.

sleeps bare butt ass naked with his balls all out jus free ballin like we’re in the paleoithic age💀

ass eater ass eaterr. he don’t care if you ain’t shower this morning he wants to go in and down. He’s a free and wild man when it comes to sex, LITERALLY.

whines the most and hates to admit it but he just can’t help how tight you are. Like you wrap around him just right and it makes him come on the spot sometimes

they don’t mind a bush or fuzzy peach. But kiba is the one to cry when you shave or get a wax down there 😗 the others don’t mind if it’s hairy, a little hair never hurt them and plus “we grown” kakashi, kiba and SHIKAMARU say in harmony 😭

+ all of the character listed above

KAKASHI !

always and i mean alwaysss has to have a hand on your ass and tits. it’s not even in a horny or sexual way— he just wants to squeeze and feel the squish of your body. Unknowingly massages them to and you don’t even point it out, then he’s moving his hand looking down at your nipple like “why is it hard?” man you just gave top tier massage that could clear migraines and cramps.

his dick is big and he knows ittt. Sitting on his lap is enough for his dick to go in ‘up mode’ he will nottt back down or let YOU back down when you tease him and try to leave him by hiself with a hardon, no ma’am..you’re gonna finish what you started.

never fully gets naked when you two are having sex. his shirt is off, pants down and his dick coming out the deisgined hole of his boxers. Your bra over your tits and panties pulled to the side.

he lives in the country and rural era of konoha so yes you suck his dick and he eats you out on his back patio, what about it?

doesn’t want you having any dildos, he doesnt know why it makes him so upset you need a FAKE cock to make you cum when you have him. The only sex toys he’ll allow is a vibrator and butt plug. Speaking of vibrators, he so fascinated by the way your plump pussy lips move when you use it😫

preps you all the time, you two could’ve been fucking since the day you got together, he’s still gonna prep you either way cause mans is BIG. he’s more of a shower than grower tho 😗

6.7in when soft and 7inch hard. His girth isn’t wide..it’s more on the skinny side but he reaches places better with the size and length. Once you cried so hard and almost reached your breaking point when his thrust kept getting deeper and slower cause he was hitting the entrance to your cervix and lord was it painful yet pleasing at once.

his balls are average but they sag, not low but they got some weight to em on the inside 😭

SHIKAMARU !

wants to makes movies with you and has made movies with you. But it’s premium tho so only you and him only see it.

always and i mean alwayssss has a hand in your panties or on your thigh. You two would be chillin in the living room, the floor or in the bed (most of the times the bed) and he’ll just sneak his through and just rub your clit. he doesn’t finger you just rubs you slowly, occupied with his phone and your pussy while he’s just strolling through social media and getting you off all at once.

fav position is most likely doggystyle. Why? because if you both are getting your freak on and wanting to watch something..you can do both.

lazy sex..need i say more? he’s got you laying on top of him with his dick barely all the way inside you and giving half ass thrusts while you both are half away and naked at the crack of morning

hates pulling out, says it ruins the good feeling when you’re about to cum. Naw sweetie he just wants to be a dad of a cheerleading team. He might wanna be one and done or 2 kids but the way he cums inside of you..😗 it says otherwise. he doesn’t even pull out till you guys wake up, and if he did so you can go pee and get it out your system— he’s gonna ease way back in and go to bed like that 😭

another sagger and shower but not a grower. He’s average, length and girth. 6.6 hard and 6.6 soft. It’s just limpy yknow?.

also sleeps naked well semi-naked. but you? oh he makes you strip down to your socks and earrings. he wants you skinned down to the toess. He only sleeps in a bare of boxers and time out time he uses rhat as his advantage. won’t even take them off to pull his dick out. he either slips it through the hole of his pants or over the hem of the boxers. Somtimes doesn’t even take it out himself and gets you to do it by grinding it agaisnt you or pulling you closer to it.

cums a lot and cums whenever and wherever tbh. on your face in your mouth, wipes it off for you tho. One thing he lovessss to do is slap his tip on your lips or cheeks he just loves slapping his cock all over your face anyways

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 4

Okay.

This has gotta be one of the worst days ever.

Like if there was a shitty day tournament, this day would’ve made it to the semi finals at LEAST . Actually no, I’m sure there’s people out there dealing with way more horrible shit but still.

First, I barely slept last night and when I did finally fall asleep, I ended up forgetting to put my alarm so I was late and my first period teacher chewed me out (can’t stand that bitch). Then later at gym, I was messing around with Gamzee, shooting hoops, and then MY PANTS FUCKING RIPPED!!! It wasn’t super noticeable but I spent the whole day wondering if people could see my lower ass cheek. All because I was ballin'. Oh, and as if my clothes weren’t ruined enough, Terezi accidently squirted ketchup on my shirt during lunch. Then I got my last period’s test back and a big fat F was the final slap to the face.

Now school’s over, it’s windy as fuck outside and I’m walking shamefully back home, running on 3 hours of sleep, my ass cheek hanging out, and crusty ketchup on my shirt. I probably look as miserable as a soggy kitten.

I tugged my shirt down again to cover my ass with a huff. Oh and my stomach growling just reminded me that lunch today was also ass so I skipped it and am currently starving. It’s been about a week and so I got a new allowance and money to use so I could buy lunch I guess. Or maybe just a snack since I have pasta at home? It’s gotta be a comfort food though, I need some damn comforting after today. Maybe something sweet but what could I..

I stopped in front of a Pizza Hut poster advertising their sweet little cinnabons for only $5 bucks! Yeah I could totally go for those right about now.

I wonder if Dave works today? I could eat some sweeties while talkin’ up a sweetie- okay that was mad cringe I’m sorry.

Before me was a golden opportunity to finally ask his number! And if he says no.. then this’ll really be one of my worst moments ever. But I mean at least I’ll get cinnabons at the end of the day?

I took a deep breath and walked in, hearing a little bell jingle.

Behind the cash register was a goofy lookin kid with black hair and glasses but.. I looked around and.. No Dave.

I try not to let disappointment show on my face as he greeted me with a “Welcome to Pizza Hut how can I take your order?”

“Uh yeah can I get a 5 piece order of cinnabons please? That’s all” I say and give him the money. “Alright, I’ll get you them right now.” and as he goes to grab them from their little oven thing, I hear a jingle as the door behind me opens and there walks in an exasperated Dave.

“John- oh..uh hey?” He awkwardly greets me as he heads behind the counter. “Hey.” I say nervously. “Wow you look like shit- I mean-” “Dave!” The guy who I’m guessing is John slaps his shoulder. It’s then I realize the wind probably whipped my hair in all types of crazy ways. “Nah it’s fine.. I look like shit ‘cause I’ve had a shit day..” I sigh as I grab my cinnabons from John. “Tell me about it, today’s been shit for me too! No joke, I almost got jumped.” Dave threw his arms up for dramatic effect.

“Huh-” “What?? Are you alright?” John asked, looking over Dave as if he would suddenly see any new injuries.

“Yeah I’m okay, I skedaddled and ran to the car- had to drop the pizza though.” He squeezed past John and went behind the counter to hang the car keys on a little hook that held a few other types of keys.

“Alright so what happened?” I asked and as Dave was about to answer, another guy with black hair and a mean face came out from the back. “The hell you’d get into this time, Strider?” He crossed his arm and asked in an irritated, accusatory tone.

“I’m literally innocent! I have done no wrong doings in the history of ever. I don’t know why you’d immediately think it’s my fault.” Dave grumbled while the other guy who’s name tag seemed to read ‘Karkat’ scoffed.

“But like I was saying,” Dave side eyed Karkat, or at least I think he did, hard to tell with the shades, “What had happened was this,” he lifted himself up to sit on the counter, John sat on a little chair by the register and Karkat stood near John. I was leaning on the counter with my elbows, intent on hearing whatever the tea was.

“Me, a valued, trustable worker, was just doing my job of delivering pizzas. I noticed the address was in a bit of a sketchy neighborhood but I thought to myself, ‘Y'know what Dave? Maybe these guys are alright citizens. Who are you to judge a book by it’s trashy, bullet riddled cover?’ right?” He began, “Then I stroll up to this ghetto house and knock on the door, it opens and low and behold there’s a fine looking gentleman that could be a prime example of the damage inbreeding does to a human,” I couldn’t help but snicker and John let out a few giggles too, “I says, “Hello sir, I have your pizza, the total is $14.99” and he just hands me a $10. I go, “Sorry sir but it seems you haven’t given me enough to pay, I can’t give you the pizza” and maybe he was having a shit day, like- his sister probably just broke up with him or something and I guess that was just the last straw cause dude just starts fuckin’ yelling at me.

Can’t lie I was scared, shaking in my fuckin’ boots at this meth addicted hillbilly hick that’s suddenly grabbing me by the collar of my shirt and shaking me like in a cartoon or something- dude was about to start winding up his fist to blow a punch hard enough to make me see little animated swirling stars 'n shit, seriously,” Dave laughs while speaking, clearly enjoying his own jokes, “And so, since I’m a big strong man, I shove the guy back, hard, and dude falls back into the house. Guess he had some friends over and I swear they must’ve just finished snorting up lines because I could see they had white dust on their faces and,” he leaned into me, “ I didn’t see no powdered donuts.” I bit my lip to hold in my laugh.

“So his buddies come, tryna back him up I guess. They start rolling up their sleeves ‘n shit and, I’m a man who picks and chooses his battles, and a battle between me and 4 hillbillies off a few lines of coke just ain’t a fight I wanna fight. So I just took off running and I guess druggies don’t have good balance cause them junkies was limping and hobbling after me as I booked it to the car. One of them grabbed me and I just threw the pizza at him and kept going.” He laughed and hopped off the counter to go to the little fridge they stored drinks in and get himself a coke.

I looked back and saw John who was snorting and giggling the whole time and Karkat who was trying to hold back a smile. Of course, I was cheesing hard through the whole story. Dave just has this way of pulling people in and the way he speaks just paints a perfect picture for telling stories.

“So yep, that’s that. Lost a good pizza and got no money. By the way, your hair’s still fucked dude.” Dave says after taking a sip of his soda.

“Ugh shit-” I immediately try to pat down any and all stray hairs, combing through the strands with my fingers.

“Who the hell even is this?” Karkat asks as if he suddenly noticed my presence and something about it makes me feel even more embarrassed, like I was intruding on something private.

“Oh uh, I’m just a customer haha..” I chuckle awkwardly and avert my gaze, I could still see John swat his shoulder and whisper ‘ rude!’’ Out of the corner of my eye.

“So eh.. you said you were having a bad day..?” John asks awkwardly as if trying to make me feel better. “Oh uh.. yeah but we don’t have to talk about it- I mean I’m sure you’ve guys got work-” “Nah go ahead, not like we’re doing anything anyways.” Dave says, encouraging me to speak, probably because he didn't wanna go back to work just yet.

“Well it’s not anything crazy like with you, just annoying school shit and I got a big ol’ ketchup stain on my shirt plus ripped pants.” I sigh.

I hear John whisper “ oh my god like SpongeBob ,” and Karkat giving him a down right dirty look.

“Oh and I guess my hairs all wack too.” I say and go back to trying to fix it. “Well if ya want we can let you use the bathroom and you can fix it in the mirror.” Dave offers and lifts the little counter door, inviting me in.

“Our bathroom is for employees only. ” Karkat said, also giving me a dirty look.

“Karkat, quit being such a fuckin’ wet blanket.” Dave rolled his eyes I think? and grabbed me by my arm, leading me to the bathroom.

——————

The door clicked as I went inside and Dave walked back out to the front. “Did they even buy anything?” Karkat asked John who was about to start mopping as if he didn’t two days ago. “Uh yeah they bought some cinnabons- but I guess they’re cold now.” He said as he picked up the box left on the counter.

“I’ll replace them with some warmer ones.” Dave said and took the box, switching places with another in the little oven.

“Why’re you doing all that for?”

“Kat," he sighed, "it doesn’t take much to be a little nice y’know? You of all people should be nice to them, actually, since that’s the dude who’s pizza ya burnt.” Dave said as he rolled the mop bucket to John.

“…really..?”

“Yep.”

“You burnt a pizza?”

Karkat didn’t answer, he just went to the back. In all honesty he did feel a bit guilty, actually, no. A better word was embarrassed.

Embarrassed that he seriously felt jealous enough to do something so petty. After a bit of thinking, Dave was right, it didn’t take much to be nice.

——————

I put some water in my hands and used it to better stick my frizzy hair down. After turning around to take a better look at my butt and see if you really could see my ass through the tear, there was a knock on the door.

I opened it and there was Karkat, holding some clothes and avoiding eye contact.

“Your clothes are trashed right? Here you can wear mine.” He grumbled. I just stood in silence, semi confused and in disbelief because I just didn’t think he’d be the type to offer me anything let alone a spare change of clothes.

“They’re clean if that’s what you're worried about. I’ll just walk home in my uniform. I need to wash it anyways..” He said and pushed the clothes into my hands.

“Uhm.. thanks! Seriously you’re a life saver, I could kiss you- do you want a kiss?” I puckered up my lips and watched as he practically jumped back and screamed “HELL NO!”

I snickered and said it was a joke! Before closing the door to change.

Luckily his baggy sweater fit and his joggers could be adjusted by the strings. I shoved my clothes in my backpack and walked out.

John mopped about half the store and Dave and Karkat were talking behind the register.

“Woah I didn’t think you’d give them your own personal threads, Kat. You having a random character redemption arc?” Dave teased and bumped Karkat’s shoulder, only to get bumped back harder with a “Shut the hell up, Dickbag Strider!”

“Haha yeah thanks again Karkat!” I smile and leave from behind the counter to grab my temporarily forgotten cinnabons.

“It’s fine… uh?”

“Oh yeah, my name’s (Y/n) by the way.”

“Right.”

I stood there for a bit before I remembered my second reason for coming here, getting Dave’s number.

Okay, act cool and natural.. gently slide trading numbers into the conversation-

“Do you- like need anything else or…?”

“Can I have your number?”

Oh wow, how smooth.

“I mean! All of your numbers ha! You guys all seem- uh really....cool..? Besides! I wanna give these clothes back at some point..” I say awkwardly while being stared down by all three Pizza Hut boys.

“Well yeah, me, I’m cool , not too sure about Karkat and John though.” Dave laughs while John lets out an offended “ hey!” and Karkat bumps his shoulder again.

John is the first to walk over to me, phone in hand, “Uh here.. do you have pesterchum? I like using it more than regular texting.” “Nerd.” "Okayy I see you Rizzard of Oz." “ Shut up!” I type in my handle while the other two pull out their phones.

I put my phone away after we all trade information and pick up my cinnabons once again.

“Alright, it’s been nice. Talk to you guys later!” I waved and walked out the door.

——————-

“Soo like… who is that guy seriously?”

“Hell if I know.” Dave answered Karkat before going to the bathroom to pee.

“I mean, the guy seemed pretty nice, maybe they just want friends?”

“I don’t really think friendship is exactly what they’re looking for.” Karkat mumbled. He noticed how when they asked for a phone number, they were asking Dave specifically. He doesn't think he's especially good at reading people's intentions but it doesn't take a genius to tell they were interested in Dave.

Thinking of them as competition is dumb, it’s not like they’re competing for anything-

“Hey Kat! You wanna sneak out for lunch at school tomorrow morning? I was thinking we could eat at Panda Express or something.” Dave smiled and Karkat felt that if Dave asked for anything with a look like that on his face, he’d say yes.

“Sure..” he grumbled and pulled away before Dave could notice his reddening face.

Is it going to be a competition?

———

a/n its not gonna be a competition theyre all gonna kiss and hold hands… #polyamoryftw

[dirtundermyfingernails]

Haven’t posted here in a while and that’s because

THERAPY FINALLY WORKED!!!!

Like don’t get me wrong, I’m still very much mentally ill and haunted by the ghosts of my past but idk. If ur followung this blog ur probably fucked in the head check similarly to me and I just want ppl to know it gets better sometimes and that’s cool. I still want to die more than an average person but there are moments when I can genuenly say i have fun being alive. God played a fucked up joke on me tho and the instant i realized i have the capacity to be happy, my health had an epic flop so like. Still not counting out the possibility that i might die sooner than normal ppl do. But despite that, fuck yeah we Ballin.

Also my ed is still here and not going anywhere which is kinda annoying cause I thought it would just kinds fix itself once I stopped actively hating myself but apparently I have to put in the work 🙄🙄🙄

I shouldn't be complaining about my health ig, I am making it worse after all

Thx for reading, here's a kith on the forehead and some juice 4 u!!!!!!!

(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘) 🧃

[lqfiles]

user lqfiles i have no idea what to call you.

see saying "hello tumblr user lqfiles" sounds ominous and it's giving sigma... god i hate that word. i have beef with the gen alpha slang, everytime i hear a reel with "what the sigma" i grow a little closer to throwing that toaster right into the bathtub. ANYWAYS, my point is that i'm going to figure out how to come up with a nickname for you. it'll come, eventually trust. i'll think of one okay. something to do with l & q idk. unless there's something else you want me to call you? ALSO NOOO IM NOT RICH. 😭😭 as i mentioned before i bought like... 3x the amount of pcs i OWNED BEFORE i went on a buying spree. so all i had was just the pcs i collected from albums that were gifts from friends... (i never thought it a good idea to spend money on this stuff for myself.) I was actually traveling abroad which was why i hadn't checked in for a bit, and the prices... were just so much cheaper!! So I decided, why not? fuck it we ball! (my life motto to everything at this point...) and i'm in a decent financially stable point in my life where i can indulge in this stuff, so i bought quite a bit... i tried to focus on buying pcs... cause storing albums in my suitcase makes it a lot heavier.

i definitely have a hand kink its not a joke anymore. IT REMINDED ME OF THIS IMAGE (idk if it's going to work if it doesn't uh.... ignore! cause i've never sent links on anon and tumblr hates making things easier for us.) https://postimg.cc/1gWC0B48 AND IDK IF YOU CAN SEE IT BUT ITS SO FUNNY I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING. they're both me

i also have no idea who louis partridge is BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST LOOKED HIM UP AND GOD DAMN. like my taste in men is obviously questionable, and like most people i did have a thing for andrew garfield and theo james... but i think i often find myself crushing on east asians half of the time, mostly because i am eastern asian myself, and it's not like on purpose cause i do find other races hot, it's just the way i grew up finding famiiarity in those faces? does that make sense idk im yapping at this point.

ALSO THE SMAU IS SO FUNNY IM CAUGHT UP NOW.... HAECHAN LITERALLY GOING THROUGH ALL STAGES OF GRIEF. HE WANTS HER SO BAD BUT ALSO THE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WHOLE PINTREST BROWSING.... LIKE HES SO REAL AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE HIM. (chatgpt is too real AND THE FACT THAT y/n IS EATING IT UP IS SO FUNNY LIKE I WOULD'VE ALREADY BEEN LIKE.... why does this sound like it's written by ai...) holy fuck that's a lot i ranted a lot anyways hello, look forward to the next chapter. love you and hope u have a great day TUMBLR USER LQFILES - 🤠

hejdhskdj sometimes i’m tempted to put my name back in my about me so you guys can put a name to my account but then i remember how don’t wanna be perceived THAT much and rethink #SOZZZZ idk maybe i’ll come up with a new alias that you can start addressing me by, tho if you’re curious you can figure my name out if you find my main blog and check my tags 😭

you’re gonna hate me omgg bc except for the word sigma (cos that cringe) i unfortunately love brainrot content atm… like yess give me the skibidi toilet rizz party, give me the ohio fanum tax, GIVE ME RHE MAXIMUM AURA 😅😂 the effect of living with little boys..

FUXK IF WE BALL IS SUCH AN AMAZING LIFE MOTTO like exactly.. we are ballin.. anyways you not spending any money yourself on albums is sending me lmaooo but at least you were able to use the money you had saved to buy yourself some cheeky pcs. tbh i think pcs are the only appealing part for most part when buying an album anyways so it’s a good thing that you didn’t buy albums lmaooo

THE IMAGE IS SHOWING LMAOOOO i love this pic so bad ughhh he has such nice hands i wish i could hold his hands and play with them.. the perfect mix between girly dainty hands and manly veiny like I WANXTHU SO BAD HAECHAN

MOST PEOPLE MUST NOT INLCUDE ME… but tbh i don’t think i have a specific race i like in men, THO IM IN MY ARABIC BOYS ERA RN… idk if anyone knows slushynoobz but hamza.. i wantchu saaaur bad like GIVE ME THE YEMENI BOY.. also i don’t think it’s weird to prefer your own people!!! its something a lot of cultures have too so don’t worry about it you’re not yapping, my mum is the same 😭

LOLLLL HAECHAN EXPERIENCES THE LOSS OF HIS UNOFFICIAL GF he was probably with his head in his hands when she didn’t respond to his apex request. and ntm he tweaked the letter a bit to make it more personalised!!! a bit of ai here and there but still personal!!!!

I LOVE YOU TOOO COWBOY ANON!!!

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Young Thug - Bring Me Out Lyrics

Young Thug - Bring Me Out Lyrics Intro: Young Thug Wheezy outta here Yeah Chorus: Young Thug Woke up in a mansion Silk Dior pin stripe couch Call the car man, he told me meet him at the spot Droppin' off some shit you ain't got Ha, now I'm out I done got so rich I think my cars bring me out It ain't 'bout no thot, my cars bring me out Bentley under the car port, shit got rained out I done got so rich I think my cars bring me out Verse 1: Young Thug I was chillin' at the spot on a bedside's couch I wasn't even gon' do nothin', don't care 'bout the sun out (Yeah) Fuck you, lil' bitch, don't let my car bring me out (Yeah) I done got so rich I think my car bring me out (Yeah) Verse 2: Future I done got so rich, I let a foreign bring me out (Uh) Fuck her in the car and told her, "'Least it cost a housе" (Yeah) I done got so lit, I promise I'll nеver see a drought (I promise) I don't know the time, I know my watch two-hundred thousand (Two-hundred) Changin' up the climate, whenever you get through, I'm ballin' (When you) Change it up, my bitch down, my old bitch stalkin' I don't go outside without a rifle and a forty (Pluto) Takin' up the drip and the murder rate in Georgia (Yeah) Mr. Have-His-Way, turn a dime to a quarter (Yeah) Walkin' with a limp, I got racks all on me (Yeah) Probably in the Royce with the stars in the sky This ain't 'bout a thot, I let my cars bring me out (Out) Wrap the cash up and vacuum seal, it won't rot I can bag her, she want the dick 'cause I'm toxic (Toxic) I can spazz out and throw my bitch in Givenchy Her pressure, Baguettes, make everything iconic Homicide, make sure you stick to the strip One of a kind, fallin' asleep on a pill (Pluto) Top of the line art, gotta splash through the crib Freestyle off the top and I can make me a M Chorus: Young Thug Woke up in a mansion Silk Dior pin stripe couch Call the car man, he told me meet him at the spot Droppin' off some shit you ain't got Ha, now I'm out I done got so rich I think my cars bring me out It ain't 'bout no thot, my cars bring me out Bentley under the car port, shit got rained out I done got so rich (Yeah), I think my cars bring me out Verse 3: Young Thug Benz after Benz, I'm on my Maybach shit My opp got this one so I done gave it to my bitch Huh, got a Birkin on my motherfuckin' wrist Think I'm lyin'? You can dive in this bitch just like a fish If it still got the odds, it's a perfect dish Give it to my kid, I'm 'bout to eat this whole wig Gave her nine racks like a motherfuckin' Sig If you make some mills in the pandemic then you big Take the Porsche away (Yeah), fillin' up a safe (Yeah) Got the Bugatti (Yeah), fuck a pool party (Yeah) Pourin' weed in her pussy like I'm Bob Marley (Yeah) All my dawgs got it (Yeah), we don't do no barkin' Nigga put me out, so I bought the shop (Yeah) I put my cars in this bitch, now it's a parkin' spot We had more oil in the city back when it was a drought They thought I got rid of it, I had brang the Wraithy out Verse 4: Future Livin' legitimate, I'm swervin' in a foreign car Cheetah print, leather Goyard It ain't 'bout a thot, I let this money do seducin' I turn two-hundred on a dash to a movie I done got so rich, fuck two bitches in a coupe I'm paranoid, hundred rounds on me too It ain't no cap in my rap, I got proof Took me a nap and had on three mill' in jewels (Pluto) Chorus: Young Thug Woke up in a mansion Silk Dior pin stripe couch Call the car man, he told me meet him at the spot Droppin' off some shit you ain't got Ha, now I'm out I done got so rich I think my cars bring me out It ain't 'bout no thot, my cars bring me out Bentley under the car port, shit got rained out I done got so rich I think my cars bring me out Outro: Young Thug It ain't 'bout no thot, my cars bring me out Read the full article

[puppyeared]

Mr Craig’s cookies if I ever meet you in my lifetime I’d like to shake your hand

[yeetlegay]

The gremlin is back with new notes, I hope you don't mind. I'll put a read-more mark in case someone wants to skip them.

Santa Maria we're like 1 minute in and it's already going places

Pete didn't strike me as a tattoo person but it makes sense

I mean I know my man is getting slapped and all but that shirt is fire

"Who's a good boy?" sounded equally terrifying and awfully cute (9 minutes in and I'm already bananas)

TANKHUN YES HELLO OMG YOUR OUTFIT IS LIT LIKE ALWAYS

Tankhun has the best reactions, kicking Kinn with legs included

Porsche is the definition of "this all could've been done without a gun and yes, this all could've been an email"

JESUS that wrench is huge

what if the car accident was caused by Time? In one of the first episode Time mentioned Tay's dad covered up his car accident like nothing ever happened because it was his area. Just a thought.

omg Porchay and his Snoopy hoodie so cute I'll die

as someone who has terrible relationship with my siblings, I'd die for their bromance. Porsche and Porchay might get on some people's nerves in the fandom, but like... They literally only have each other. Of course they'd be super gentle and overprotective.

God that blow-dryer is loud

omg these two babies. Tay and Time are serving looks

OH MY GOD SHE IS SO PRETTY SHE IS INDEED SERVING LOOKS

Love how Tay is manspreading while Time is trying to occupy as little space as possible

Vegas is really reading Childhood's End, a story about literal aliens invading Earth while he has Pete locked up???

No, he isn't. Idk whether I should say God bless or not

I wish Vegas' father a happy burn in hell

Tankhun is such a fashion icon and no I will never stop saying it

I want Tankhun to be kindergarten teacher to my kids so he can teach them basic life rules such as be relaxed and kill everyone who is suspicious immediately and all that while looking so damn fabulous

Sir, uh, that is, um, really creative excuse to kiss someone...

Pete is so good at asking the right questions at the right time

"Have you ever loved me?" no, that's why he Superman-ed those kidnappers and proceeded to enter the warehouse guns blazing... (I getchu tho, Chay...)

Vegas, it's not as bad as before because prior to this you got free Pete therapy session

"If you hate me, you'll have energy to kill me later." or as I call it, positive thinking

Turbulence... noted.

Nope, I don't think my car accident theory was correct. Rest in peace theory, you did your best.

I started to respond to this bullet by bullet but half the bullets were just variations of “AKDHDJNSJSKAJSH SO TRUE” so here is a shortened version lol

THE WHO’S A GOOD BOY LINE REWROTE MY FUCKING DNA ISTG if I ever decide to proceed with my villain era I will be taking Vegas as my manipulate manslaughter malewhore inspo

“This could’ve been an email” LESTAT I WHEEZED

That wrench scared me more than the electric chair (taint edition) from ep 10, like for why is it so ENORMOUS

I live for sibling bonds too ugh. Oldest of 5 here so Porsche’s older sibling struggles resonate deeply. (Also that one post about how Kinn is a middle son but an eldest daughter…math was found dead from the accuracy)

The second I saw the Childhood’s End cover I had to pause and Google lol I’m obsessed with analyzing characters’ reading choices (the Kardashian Konfidential book led to a headcanon that Kinn started watching KUWTK with Tankhun just to feel something and now he’s lowkey a celebrity gossip encyclopedia)

Tankhun kindergarten teacher…WHO’S GONNA WRITE HIM STARTING A MAFIA DAYCARE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF THEERAPANYAKUL TOTS

No bc my first thought when Vegas did the pill kiss was “holy shit he’s ballin I could’ve been having my gf give me Tylenol kisses this whole time???” Like absolute legend behavior imo

Kinn walking like that had me thinking Something Else and I was like “surely…surely they wouldn’t have…..not-not on a-a helicopter” so glad we got confirmation of a sky bj to bring my brain back online (sort of)

[atealiers]

—   ✧   *   𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌  𝐀  𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋  𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓  𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐊

ask memes/sentence starters of things i’ve overheard from a year spent working ( mostly nights ) at the front desk of a dorm. warnings for mature language/nsfw themes

❛ are you okay ? ❜

❛ i’m okay because i’m with you ❜

❛ we're gonna go wish that fucker happy birthday because he's a dick ❜

❛ where are we gonna put this ? we didn't think about that ❜

❛ do you think the devil actually does marijuana ? ❜

❛ cool, i can tell you i’m intoxicated ❜

❛ i hit my ass ❜

❛ you brush your teeth, right ? ❜

❛ i’m just trying to make a difference ❜

❛ people shouldn’t be trashy ❜

❛ nine flights of stairs ? fuck that ❜

❛ i can’t open the door ! ❜

❛ you’re lying. ❜

❛ can’t we just stay inside ? it’s raining. ❜

❛ it was your fault ❜

❛ you’re so nice ❜

❛ i don’t know i’m just a little freaked out after seeing puke all over the parking lot ❜

❛ the first step to trespassing is wearing black ❜

❛ you failed the first step ❜

❛ the bible says thou who deep fry cheese shall live in prosperity ❜

❛ i wouldn’t lie about that ❜

❛ just because you HAVE to do something doesn’t mean you have to do something ❜

❛ oh no my boob is out ! ❜

❛ crazier idea - what if we put stairs in here ❜

❛ i haven’t been home since august ❜

❛ i’m gonna teepee your house ❜

❛ fuck you ! ❜

❛ i love [ name ] but not really because i haven’t had sex with him/her/them yet ❜

❛ i’m gonna punch him ❜

❛ are you saying that, like, sarcastically ? ❜

❛ this is not the right floor ❜

❛ that’s true, you are pretty sly ❜

❛ what are you talking about ? ❜

❛ i don’t know how to fucking read ❜

❛ where’s my wallet ?! oh it’s in my hand ❜

❛ i have to write a whole paper by tuesday ❜

❛ i think you’re so cute ❜

❛ where are we going ? ❜

❛ did you just trip ? ❜

❛ it’s probably why i am the way i am ❜

❛ i’m gonna grab my laser and i’ll bring it to your room ❜

❛ those are the ugliest pants that could ever exist ❜

❛ she sounds like a middle school theater kid ❜

❛ oh you’re rich ❜

❛ the boys are more important ❜

❛ i feel bad every time you ask to do something cause i say i have to do something ❜

❛ i feel like we’re the home alone family ❜

❛ does that say fentanyl on it ? ❜

❛ why is that so big ? ❜

❛ are we getting high or what ? ❜

❛ i gotta piss like a fucking race horse ❜

❛ my life is ballin right now, it’s so good ❜

❛ i’ve got some stories ❜

❛ i do NOT do well under pressure ❜

❛ i just learned how to read this year ❜

❛ i’m absolutely not okay with any of this ❜

❛ if i didn’t like you i wouldn’t have bought you beer ❜

❛ i went to juvenile jail that shit is fucking depressing ❜

[berryunho]

YES YUNHO’S PCS LOOK SO GOOD LIKE I SWEARRRR but yikes some pcs have like a green screen background and it’s NOT the vibe ✋😭

Also can I get confirmation of like the current hair colors/styles of the members rn cause I keep forgetting what they’re supposed to be and imagine them as possibly diff ones LIFNKDNS like rn in my mind their hair is like:

Hongjoong - B&W hair (IK ITS LIKE SUPER RECENT BUT I THINK IT JUST SUITS HIM SUPER WELL WITH HIS PERSONALITY RN LIKE ARGH BUT IIRC ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MULLETHONG??)

Seonghwa - Pink (Another semi-recent one but XR show Seonghwa with the Pink hier in the halateez outfit is stuck in my mind 😩)

Yunho - Blue (From the wave era! Tbh I don’t remember what hair color he’s supposed to have rn but I think it was black/brown??)

Yeosang - DEJA VU ERA LETS GOOOO (Yeosang’s lowkey superior hair idc idc-)

San - Answer era (NEVER FIRGET THIS SAN AGHHH)

Mingi - It’s orange that’s fs, that one I remember clearly LMAO

Wooyoung - Two-toned WOOOOOOO (I also remember that he’s supposed to have his wave era navy/purple hair but I actively forget that 💖)

Jongho - Red hair Jongho aka his superior color 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Ik I’m like way off for some but still want to know more clearly what they’re supposed to be so I don’t have to scour for them on my 16th or so re-read 😭😭

- Love, 🍓 anon!

okay fr im glad im not the only one thinking that about the greenscreen pcs LKFDJS:KDFJ like ... who decided that was a good idea ... hello82 pls explain ... (update on my albums: i.... may or may not... have snatched 2 signed copies of z ver from the hello82 restock after lamenting over missing the original drop and ... the answer rly manifested the signatures bc. seonghwa and mingi. LASKJDFKALSJDF i did cry. im looking at them rn like... FLSKDJF:LKSDJ ANYWAYS as for pcs i finally pulled a yunho and jongho and with that ive pulled everyone at least once with only one (1) dupe so basically im ballin)

BUT YES ABSOLUTELY HAIR UPDATE !!! im gonna be completely for real w you rn and say that hongjoong and mingi and seonghwa are the only ones i knew this off the top of my head for LMAO i had to reference my ... character slideshow ... thing ... that i originally created to show my best friend My Vision for the answer LOL but fr yall are free to see them however you so please! this was my vision:

hongjoong - okay. so i definitely see where you're coming from w the split dye and it definitely fits the character and i support it. but yes. the mullet <3

seonghwa - pink would be so funny w his character so i love the vision fr LSKDJFL but ive always thought the fucking wonderland bang (the bay-yang if you will.) was so funny so that's how i picture him LMAOOOO

yunho - blue hair on yunho >>>>>>>> anything else. inspiration for my url even. but yes hehe i have it down as his answer era hair so brown :]

yeosang - i just went back to chapter 7 to see if i mentioned his hair at all bc i was so ready to make deja vu yeosang canon rn in this moment BUT I DIIIIDDD AKSDJFAS;LKFDJAS he's blonde. but maybe he'll mysteriously dye his hair 🤔🤔🤔

san - ... okay rereading ch 6 i think i was describing his wonderland hair with the blonde underneath which ... long hair on san > but i also support answer san very much and they're quite close hairstyles so... yeah !

mingi - yes :]

wooyoung - yes its the wave hair LMAOOOOO forget that i reminded you <3

jongho - yes again ! absolutely have to agree w you on that one (the fact that when i began writing the answer when it was fireworks era and that was jongho's current hair ... my god ... where does time go ...)

BUT YEAH ALKDJFASLKDJ really just see them how you naturally picture them hehehe don't strain yourself reading but thank you sm again as always for doing so hehehe :] ily <3 <3

[alvertesongdiary]

Denzel Curry - Walkin

Ah, ah Ah, ah, ah La, la Ah, ah, ah

Walkin' with my back to the sun, keep my head to the sky Me against the world, it's me, myself and I, like De La Got in touch with my soul Treadin' softly on a path down the rockiest road Life isn't ice cream without Monopoly dough The property grows in value, and rightfully so, I gotta have it I see the way the people get treated, it's problematic They ready to set us up for failure, it's systematic But when I felt it, my eyes melted The selfish are constantly profitin' off the h��lpless I never do my tеam green, make the team green like the Celtics The ones that ain't makin' it overzealous, they show and tell us Throughout history, earnin' cheddar They form and break out nickel-plated chrome Berettas The same old story in a whole different era I'm watchin' massacres turn to runnin' mascara, but anywho For the pain, see what this Henny do So we can see what lies beneath as we pour up a swig of truth The sun sets as I sip a few The sky turns a different hue farther from the color blue The nighttime has arrived, I recline for the evening I'm hawkin' down the next goal, the name's ain't Stephen I started in a nightmare so pinch me, I'm dreamin' I'm killin' off my demons 'cause my soul's worth redeemin'

Ah, ah (Yeah, yeah) Ah, ah, ah (As I toke my cigarettes, which I don't even smoke) La, la (Walkin' on this dirty-ass road) Ah, ah, ah (Yeah)

Clear a path as I keep on walkin', ain't no stoppin' In this dirty, filthy, rotten, nasty little world we call our home They get blickies poppin', ain't no options for my partners So they resort to scams and robbin' Take away stress, we ganja coppin' Blow it all out, it's all forgotten Keep on walkin', ain't no stoppin' In this dirty, filthy, rotten, nasty little world we call our home They get blickies poppin', ain't no options for my partners So they resort to scams and robbin' Take away stress, we ganja coppin' Blow it all out, it's all forgotten

Walkin' with my back against the sun I been runnin' all my life, that's way before my life begun Since my birth and seconds on Earth, I been the first one to confront All of these cycles that get recycled, makin' it stifle while I stunt Roll me a blunt so I forget it But it make the details look so vivid (So vivid) Went through a lot of shit in the last year (Uh-huh) Then I said, "Fuck it, I'ma handle my business" (Yeah, yeah) I pay 180 to talk to one lady She been regulatin' on how I feel (Feel) Describe it as raw and real (Real) I'm dealin' with all the ills I'm tearin' up like I'm on Dr. Phil (Cry) Ain't no use, you gotta walk (Walk) Ain't no use, you gotta walk (Walk) Who the fuck said, "Stop the track," bruh? Let a real nigga talk (Yeah) I walk from the bitches, I walk from the friendship I walk from some digits, 'cause lately, my nigga, I'm feelin' indifferent (Uh) I wish all the best, and believe that, I meant it (Huh?) Sentence, run-on sentence (Sentence) Pray to God for repentance (For repentance) Beat the odds at all costs so I won't share it with my infant (My infant) Way before he start crawlin' (Crawlin') Wash my sins, keep ballin' (Ballin') I just gotta stay focused (Focused) I just gotta keep walkin'

Keep on walkin', ain't no stoppin' In this dirty, filthy, rotten, nasty little world we call our home They get blickies poppin', ain't no options for my partners So they resort to scams and robbin' Take away stress, we ganja coppin' Blow it all out, it's all forgotten Keep on walkin', ain't no stoppin' In this dirty, filthy, rotten, nasty little world we call our home They get blickies poppin', ain't no options for my partners So they resort to scams and robbin' Take away stress, we ganja coppin' Blow it all out, it's all forgotten

This is a Zel Kurosawa film (Walk, walk, walk, walk) Directed, written, and starred by (Walk, walk, walk, walk) The one and only (Walk, walk, walk, walk) Zeltron (Walk, walk, walk, walk) Bullshit fly my way, I keep walkin' (Walk, walk, walk, walk) Bullshit fly my way, I keep walkin' (Walk, walk, walk, walk) Know what I mean? (Walk, walk, walk, walk) It's a new millennium (Walk, walk, walk, walk) I have no eyes, they melt my eyes They melt my eyes

04/05/2022

[peach-pops]

Hello! Do you remember "Dating a Hothead/easily angered girlfriend" blog from anonymous? Can I request for Akaashi, Kageyama, Ushijima, Sugawara, and Tsukishima of how will they react to their s/o? Thank you! I really really really love that blog! It really reminds me of me of being sassy 😂. Anyways, sorry for bothering you *bows*

Author’s note: UGH Im so sorry this took me so long to get out! I only did Kageyama and Akaashi cause I wanted a bit of a contrast hope that’s okay! Also, I wanna point out that there’s nothing wrong with defending yourself, even if things do get violent. I don’t condone violence I’m just saying to protect yourself in the best way possible! 

Here’s the first part!

Akaashi and Kageyama with a Hotheaded Girlfriend

-Akaashi-

Akaashi knows how angry you get so he always does his best to try and make sure everything goes smoothly to avoid any casualties

BUT Akaashi can’t control every little thing and he realizes this fairly early in your relationship

I’m a full believer that Bokuto loves raves and clubbing and because of this, he usually drags you and Akaashi along

One night you three and a couple of other Fukurodani members are out clubbing and immediately, Akaashi surveys the room: where are the exits? Where’s the bathroom? Which group looks like trouble? Where did his girlfriend and best friend go???

He spots a group of girls near the bar that are a part of a bachelorette party who are a bit rowdy but he kinda brushes them off cause there’s nothing threatening about six girls wearing cheap wedding veils

You guys get your own private table in the corner ( bless Konoha and his connections) and after an hour or two of drinking and dancing, you take the initiative to go buy the next round of drinks cause that’s just club etiquette and you’re lowkey ballin

Let’s get it miss independent !!!! 😤 😤 😤

Akaashi offers to go with you but you tell him to watch Bokuto cause he might bust his head from dancing on the table

Once you make it to the bar, you decide just to order a pretty expensive bottle for the table because you’re not confident in your ability to carry six shots back without spilling it everywhere

You pay for the bottle and start making your way back to the table when you see the bridal party from earlier hanging out at your table. You see two girls laughing side by side with Bokuto (ok my dude get some) BUT THEN you search for Akaashi and sure enough, you see him visibly uncomfortable as the ‘soon to be bride’ tries sitting in your mans lap.

Akaashi looks up and he’s conflicted cause he wants your help to get this drunk girl off of him but he also knows you’re crazy and you might kill her in the process

“ Your hair looks so sexy pushed back! Has anyone ever told you that before?”

“ Please go away, my girlfriend is coming and she won’t be happy-”

“ Aw girlfriend? No fair why are the cute ones always taken?”

“ Aren’t you getting married?”

You’re gripping the bottle so tight in your hands and Akaashi can see it in your eyes that you are soooo close to hitting this bitch over the head with the bottle

He already knows exactly what you’re thinking and he’s pleading with you not to just with his eyes

Would you kill a girl over sitting in your mans lap? Yeah probably I mean you were fucking crazy

BUT since you could see how serious Akaashi was, you loosened your grip on the bottle and placed it on the table. Before the bride could even look over, you had already lightly nudged pushed her off of Akaashi’s lap and sat down on your boyfriend as if to claim him

“ What is your problem, you didn’t have to push me!” The bride whined as she got off the floor but you kept your glare on her

Akaashi squeezed your thigh to try and calm you down but maybe it was because of the alcohol so you just clenched your fists even tighter

“ You’re lucky all I did was push you. I can’t believe you’re about to get married and you’re trying to straddle my fucking boyfriend!”

Akaashi can feel how tense you are so he sits you on the inside of the booth so he can be in the middle between the girl and you. At this point, you’re sitting next to Bokuto and he’s laughing nervously cause he’s never seen you act like this before but he’s a ride or die so hes automatically team Y/N

“ Are you threatening me?”

“ Yeah, I am. What are you going to do about it?”

“ Y/N stop-”

“ Yeah, listen to your boyfriend bitch.”

“ WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH?!”

Before you can lunge over the table, Akaashi keeps his arm out and blocks you from doing so. He turns to the girl and bows his head, trying not to let his own anger consume him,” I think you should leave.”

“ And what if I don’t want to?” The soon to be bride pokes bitterly as she attempts to wrap her arm around Akaashi’s shoulders,” what is your girlfriend gonna do, hit me?”

She’s right, you can’t launch yourself across the table and your arm doesn’t have the reach but you had alternatives. You grabbed a half-drunken glass of some brown rum and you flung the alcohol into the girls face

Everyone at the table was SHOCKED, lowkey including you cause you didn’t even mean to throw the drink in her face it just happened YOU SWEAR it was just an instinct

Who could blame you I mean you were so mad plus you had been watching so many compilations of “ Best Housewives Fights from Bravo” that it was the first thing you could think of

Akaashi, bless him and his brilliant mind, immediately blocked your body with his because the soon to be bride tries climbing into the booth to beat you up and Bokuto also has a protective grip on your wrist to stop you from killing her

LUCKILY before you could spill any blood, security comes and forces the girl to leave your table

At first, you thought Akaashi was mad at you so you kind of pout and tell him how sorry you were but Akaashi doesn’t even care he just makes sure you’re okay

In his head, he knows maybe you were in the wrong for pushing the girl but he would never admit it outloud cause he values his life

My heart swoons for this man

Bokuto on the other hand is slapping your back and shaking your shoulders going,” Holy crap Y/N that was AWESOME!!!”

-Kageyama-

You and Kageyama had only recently started dating so he probably doesn’t have any idea how mad you could get. He’s seen a few times where you’ve gotten upset over school or your family problems but he still didn’t think too much about it

Who was he to be put off at having an easily angered s/o when he was balancing between his own emotions?

Anyway! You were one of Karasuno’s managers and you and Kiyoko got SO CLOSE! The job was super easy and it meant you could spend more time with your boyfriend so win-win!

The only part that was ever hard for you was other guys constantly hitting on you and Kiyoko like damn okay you both were hot as hell but at least treat girls with respect?

You didn’t mind guys telling you that you both were pretty caused duh you two already knew that but most of them were SOOO disgusting and you never let it slide

Before one of Karasuno’s games, you were on the sidelines with Kiyoko chatting about the next match when you could hear some of the guys from the other team trying to get your attention

“ Damn, Karasuno girls really are as fine as they say, they look soooo good.”

“ God, the things I would do if I was alone with them.”

“ I know you two can hear us, turn around so we can see what we’re working with.”

You just kept your eyes locked onto your clipboard because you didn’t want Kageyama to see how fucking crazy you could get but JESUS it was so hard when these two guys were harassing you

“ Kiyoko, I will fucking lose my mind if they come over here. I think I’m going to snap someone’s neck,” You said through gritted teeth as you watched your boyfriend warm up.

“Maybe you should go cool off in the bathroom before the game starts. I’ll let Kageyama-Kun know what’s going on and I’ll meet you in the hallway,” Kiyoko suggested as you gave her prayer hands cause she really do be a queen

You took your clipboard with you as if it was a weapon and stomped out to the bathroom cause you knew if you stayed in that gym any longer, you would cause a scene

You rinsed your face in the bathroom and you took a few deep breaths as you tried to calm yourself down

Your friends and family always told you that you needed to get your anger under control and now that you were dating, the last thing you needed was to scare Kageyama off

When you started to head out towards the gym, you felt in the air that something was off like spidey senses but instead, it’s like a creep radar was sounding off in your head

That’s when you saw Kiyoko and one of the guys from earlier cornering her against a wall

You can see that Kiyoko was visibly uncomfortable and you were just about to push your limit

“ I said to leave me alone. I’m waiting for a friend.”

“ Oh, you mean the other manager? I’m telling you, we would treat you like absolute queens at our school-”

“ Hey dude, back the hell off!” You shoved the guy to the side pretty hard to the point where he stumbled back a few good feet,” fucking creep.”

This dude, this mf has the audacity to POST UP TO YOU! You’re not even intimidated by him even though he’s easily half a foot taller than you

Like he’s in your face cause now he’s pissed that this girl actually managed to shove him pretty hard

“ Lay your hands on me again and see what happens.”

“ Are you threatening me? Cause if you are, go on and try to hit me I fucking dare you!”

Kiyoko is like nuh uh not on my watch and while im pretty sure kiyoko can throw fucking hands, she ran to go get Kageyama like “ go get ur girl”

This alerts pretty much the whole team even though they’re supposed to be warming up, they go with Kageyama cause if the boys hear your name and that you need help, they get hella protective

Kageyama slides over to the hallway and sees this dude yelling in your face and he sees red when the guy lays a hand on your shoulder

Before Kageyama can even make it over to you, you smash your clipboard over the guys head so hard, he hits the floor

BUT BRUH once he hits the floor you don’t! Stop! hitting ! him!

Like that clipboard is the perfect weapon oml

“ Don’t! Ever! Touch! Me!” You literally bash him after every word and this dude can’t even fight back like I personally dont feel bad but ummmmm you might commit murder

Kageyama rushes over to you and grabs you so you can stop and he’s trying to calm you down but once the word “bitch” slips out of the guys mouth, Kageyama grabs him by the jersey and is shaking him like a ragdoll

“ Watch your goddamn mouth before I put my fist through it!”

And you’re still heated so you want to basically jump this dude with your boyfriend cause romance ya know but Suga is holding you back ( he highkey struggling)

And now Noya and Tanaka are trying to hold Kageyama back because while they definitely would’ve reacted the same way, they don’t want Kageyama to go overboard

“ What did you just say? Go on and say it again-”

“ Kageyama please!”

“ You’re lucky I’m getting held back-”

“ Y/N! Enough!”

Just two lovebirds threatening a dudes life I love it

Things get resolved pretty quickly thanks to daddy daichi calming everyone down and now it’s time for the match to start

Suga lets go of you when Kageyama walks over and the first thing he does is hug you tightly. He practically squeezes the life out of you like this experience really showed how protective he was

He even admits that while he’s glad you can handle yourself, you shouldn't have to stand up to people alone and 100% doesn’t think you overreacted at all especially when Kiyoko thanks you for sticking up for her

He’s a bit intimidated by how you acted only because he had never saw you that mad before but he doesn’t blame you for how you handled it

[post-modern-prometheus]

can you expand on your X-Men vs. Maximoff idea it's literally soooooo good

mm ok so i totally just was like spit ballin with that but i also find the concept v intriguing so let's see what i can come up with for round two

(turns out it was a lot and it got a bit long so it's under the cut if you wanna read)

so remember chthon? that mofo who has like a whole thing with wanda and pietro?

yeah so he possesses both of them at different points in the comics so maybe he's like... well let's try this at the same time. and go fight the xmen cuz i wanna like take over this dimension or smth. but he didn't account for one member of the xmen: wanda and pietro's little brother.

so it's kinda like. a wack af moment for peter bc raven's like hey mission time and then all of a sudden there's his siblings wearing spandex. and they're trying to kill his friends.

and peter's stuck on civilian duty. him and kurt are always in charge of getting whatever bystanders there are to safety, so he does that then-

wanda notices him. she does a witchy cackle and gets pietro's attention like "well LOOK who it is!!! little petey." it's about: the nicknames from childhood being used in a condescending way that sends chills down peter's spine.

peter's team looks at him like ??? and he kinda avoids their eyes and attempts to talk to his siblings. he's all like HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING and there's some back and forth banter that's making peter's skin crawl and then he's like i need to stop you wooo

and you get the "what? are you gonna fight us little brother?" the xmen are like wtf ? is this empire strikes back or something ? COME AGAIN????? and peter just *jazz hands* this is my brother and this is my sister now let me focus

and... he does fight them. running around with pietro and flinging metal at wanda and catching whatever she tosses at him (like they used to in the backyard). but it's two v one, esp with the xmen handling all the little demon minions, so peter starts to lose.

finally they catch him, corner him, whatever. and he goes "fine. i'll join you." they're both kinda taken aback as peter adds "you're my family. wherever you guys go, i go. we're in this together."

so they take him with them in retreat from battle, esp cuz chthon's a little thrown cuz he doesn't know anything about love. as he walks away, marching between wanda and pietro, peter looks back over his shoulder at him team. they look confused and betrayed. but then he grins and winks at them, and they realize what he's doing.

at chthon's base or whatever, peter learns all about the plan to wipe out humanity or take over the world or some other dramatic villain bullshit. chthon doesn't fully trust peter, but the part that's still wanda and pietro do. he has the twins keep a close eye on him anyway.

and you know peter, he's a kleptomaniac! as soon as he hears about some dark magic book that's supposedly gonna help wanda/chthon open a portal or do some weird ass dark magic, he's just... gotta steal it.

but pietro catches him in the act and chthon's like okay time to die. and i'm gonna say he's possessing the twins but is also there physically in some weird hell-themed throne room. peter tries to fight him but he's not doing too well. (peter's also smart, so he starts to notice the expressions on his siblings' face every time he takes a hit and let's it happen more often, trying to get them to fight the possession).

it looks like peter's about to meet his end at the hands of chthon when- he orders wanda and pietro to do it. this finally causes them to break the control he has over them and the twins fight chthon and woo they win and wanda uses the darkhold to send chthon back to his own dimension.

then, yes, peter shows up at the mansion with the twins like a kid with a stray dog, going up to charles like 'can we keep them!? can we keep them?!'

[hockeylvr59]

Morning || Jake Debrusk

Requested: [x] yes [ ] no

Authors Note: Prompted by a discussion with @grey-scale-girl and @livelovereadwrite​ in our group chat. It’s not super long but I think it’s enough to get your minds going. Again I can’t believe I’m writing about a bruin...that I’m writing smut about a bruin

Warnings: unprotected sex, lazy morning sex, giggly soft sex. 

Word Count: 1,583

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To say you weren’t a morning person was an understatement. When your alarm went off for work each morning you snoozed it at least twice before groaning as you finally pulled yourself out of bed. So it wasn’t a stretch that Saturdays and Sundays were your favorite days of the week. You were a firm believer that weekends were made for sleeping in and even though your boyfriend often protested, you insisted that the extra hours of beauty sleep were needed. 

By the time you had reached the point in your relationship where you’d moved in together, Jake was well aware of your habits and had grown accustomed to them. Now you didn’t even notice when he slid out of bed for a Saturday morning practice. Instead, you just rolled over, tugging his pillow closer to your chest as you snuggled deeper into the mattress. 

That was how Jake found you almost three hours later when he came home, his hair still damp from his shower. Though he knew that you could sleep half the day away if he let you, he was starving and wanted to take you out for lunch. So despite how cute you looked, he padded across the bedroom floor and leaned over the edge of the bed, his lips dropping to press kisses to your forehead. 

“Hey, babe...I’m back…” He murmured. Usually, by this late in the morning, you were fairly easy to stir, but today he received no reaction to his touch or voice. Brushing the hair off of your shoulder he sat down on the bed and gently tried to shove you, once again trying to pull you from sleep. This earned him a groan, but you snuggled back down under the blankets and twisted your head back into the pillow. 

More scattered kisses were pressed against your head and face as Jake attempted to wake you, but his efforts were fruitless. 

“C’mon babe...It’s almost noon.” Jake insisted. “It’s time to wake up.” A muffled huff met his ears and he shook his head at just how stubborn you could be when it came to getting out of bed. You weren’t generally stubborn in any other aspect of your life so his experience with that personality trait was limited. 

As his stomach growled, he reached up to tug the blankets off of you, his patience starting to wane. What his efforts revealed was your body, dressed in only a pair of panties and one of his t-shirts, sprawled out on your stomach. His shirt had ridden up to the curve of your breasts as you shifted through the night, and the curve of your back was left exposed. Jake’s eyes followed the expanse of skin down to where your underwear cradled your ass before dropping down to run along your thighs and the rest of your legs. 

The sight of you like this caused the blood in his brain to flood south and he groaned softly, adjusting himself in his sweats. He’d always thought you looked like a goddess, but seeing you spread out like this in the bed you shared heightened that sentiment. Reaching out, he trailed his fingers gently over the skin of your back and then down your thighs, skipping over your clothed ass. This time your body twitched under his touch and when he repeated the action, you shifted slightly. 

As his hand slid back up your body trailing over your side you let out a whimper. 

“Jake...stop that.” You mumbled, your scratchy morning voice causing a smile to spread across Jake’s face. 

“I’m not doing anything.” He whispered back, his hand sliding along your side again, causing you to flinch away. 

“Jake…” You grumbled his name as you attempted to slide away from him. Quickly, his hand moved to stop your body from going anywhere and the sound of his laugh filled your ears. 

“Maybe if someone wasn’t such a lazy butt, I wouldn’t have to tickle you.” He teased. 

“Fuck you.” You groaned. The mattress shifted under you as Jake settled himself over you on the bed and a gasp fell from your lips at the feeling of the weight of him against you. 

“You don’t have to ask me twice,” Jake whispered, grinding against your lower back. “I thought I’d take you out for lunch but maybe we’ll just stay in after all.” He mused. “Such a tease all spread out for me like this.” He added, his hands pushing the shirt you were wearing up further so that almost all of your back was exposed to him. As his fingers carefully brushed your hair to the side, you felt his breath against your skin and you shuddered back against him. “You’d like that wouldn’t you?” He asked, fingers sliding back down along your sides as he held himself above you. 

When you responded with another breathy moan, Jake’s mouth dropped to your skin, pressing kisses along your shoulder blades and down your spine. 

“Hmm, baby… you’d like to stay in bed all day? Let me use you for both of our pleasure?” 

You couldn’t help yourself as you let out a soft ‘yes’, your body responding to Jake’s touch and the sound of his voice. His weight left you for a moment as he shifted back onto his knees, his hands making quick work of the fabric of your panties. Though you wanted to complain about the torn fabric, all thoughts of it left your mind when Jake’s body returned to its position on top of yours, the heat of his bare chest meeting the cool skin of your back. In addition to shedding his shirt, it was clear that Jake had pushed his sweats low enough on his hips to free himself because you could feel his dick pressing against the crease of your ass. 

“Free ballin’ it today are we?” You chirped, your right hand sliding out from under you to reach back for Jake, your fingers tugging at his hair. 

“So what if I am?” He replied. His nose nuzzled along your spine as he ground against you once more and the hand that wasn’t supporting him slid down to grip at your waist. “You wet enough for me baby...don’t wanna hurt you..” He mumbled. Feeling you nod, he adjusted his hips, sliding into you from behind. 

“Jake….” You gasped feeling him stretch you out as his pelvis pressed against your ass. After a moment, he started thrusting against you, his hips moving shallowly and slowly. His low grunts echoed in your ear as he kept up the lazy pace. It was gentle, it was intimate, and it was ever so slowly pulling you closer and closer to climax. From his movements, it was clear that Jake was in no rush, instead just watching the way your bodies moved together as sunlight streamed through the windows. 

“Tilt your hips back for me.” Jake eventually directed and when you complied, the change in angle sent a spark straight to your core. Now on each lazy instroke, Jake hit exactly the right spot, and soon white light was flooding across your vision as you spasmed hard around him. 

A staggered curse spilled from Jake’s lips as his hips thrust twice more before stilling as his own orgasm hit. As you both struggled to steady your breathing, you felt Jake kiss along the back of your neck. As he gently slipped out of you, the sticky heat from your mixed fluids leaked onto your thighs and you whimpered at the combination of the loss of him while still feeling so full. 

Pulling back, Jake trailed kisses down your spine before flopping onto his back beside you, a wide grin on his face. 

“What?” You questioned, your head tilting to look at him as his eyes crinkled. 

“Nothing.” He mused. “Just thinking that maybe spending the day in bed isn’t the worst idea in the world.”  A giggle spilled from your throat and you shrugged. 

“I don’t know...I’m awake now…” You declared. “And someone mentioned something about taking me out for lunch…” 

Jake laughed as well before leaning in to kiss you, morning breath and all. 

“We can order food in.” He announced, fingers once again trailing over the bare skin of your back. 

“Oh is that right?” You ribbed, stretching your muscles out like a cat. 

“100% right.” Jake insisted. “Because I think it’s my turn to get what I want, and I want to get some food in our stomachs and then watch you ride me.” His eyes darkened as he spoke and you couldn’t help but whimper at the way he was looking at you. 

“Food first.” You agreed. “And then I’ll ride you for as long as you want me to before I have you fuck me against the shower wall…” 

Jake’s hand fell to your ass, slapping it, and you let out a shriek in response. 

“My girlfriend is a fucking minx.” He growled. “You’re lucky I’m starving or else you’d get it right now.” His threat was light but sent more waves of desire crashing through you. 

“Remember this the next time you complain about me wanting to spend a weekend in bed…” You joked, laughing as he pinned you against the mattress once more, kissing you until you were completely breathless. With the rest of the weekend ahead of you and a pro athlete boyfriend, you knew you were in for it and you absolutely couldn’t wait. 

[smilelikeaknife]

OK so

Let’s talk about Laurent for a second here, break down his whole mindset and what’s going on in his brain

we see his childhood in season 2 and we see that he was this bright and happy lil boy, adorable, trying to study to give his mom the life he thinks she deserves, happy and well cared for

he sees his mom swindled, and her health decline, and then she drops dead in front of him, gotta be something to mess up the head a bit

now there’s a blank space, cause he was still a little kid when she died, he wasn’t a teenager who could go off on his own or even all that close to it, he was like, 12ish? that’s about five years before he can be legally considered an adult in many European countries (I’m mostly only familiar with Britain, which is 17, idk how it is in Belgium). we aren’t sure what happens during this time, foster care? adoption? some sort of system? again, not familiar with the customs in Belgium/Europe regarding these things.

next time we see him, he’s charming and boozing his way through life, he is literally Fiyero from Wicked (great AU maybe? shit, it’s already got Wizard of Oz all over it, make him the fucking scarecrow, right?) he’s given up on all his childhood dreams of using his smarts and charm for anything good because who is it for? just himself?

this is the first instance now that I find that Laurent should have been in therapy (other than watching his mom die, obviously): he has a co-dependent personality type, he needs someone else in his life to focus on for him to try to be anything resembling happy and stable. without his mom, he doesn’t care, who does he need to impress?

now, he sees a chance to avenge his mother when he sees the swindler again, and then we see Dorothy sweep him into the team, apparently under Shi Won’s orders. she herself isn’t all that impressed with him at first despite treating him warmly and with enthusiasm, because he didn’t seem all that impressive at first: some young man with a sad story that’s literally wasting his life (and riddled with STDs, that line got me laughing I won’t lie).

HERE IS WHERE THE NARRATIVE TAKES TWO SIDES: from the START Dorothy tells him that they are not family, they are not lovers, they are lone agents. the original team made these rules and they are the only ones who truly abide by them. Laurent says okay, sure, I can do that, my only family is dead. but then he starts falling for this bright and warm woman who lives her life without fear and regret. the rules were not ones he ever truly agreed on. but Dorothy never really wavers. sure, she becomes more and more fond of him, they sleep and live together (but wait, she says in the narrative that it’s occasional. it’s not serious for her. not forever.) but she’s never once given a thought to it being anything more. she shows him time and again that her life and choices matter more to her (and shit, that’s fine, I’m not knocking her, she was right upfront with him from the get go, it’s on him for slipping up) when he shows genuine concern for her life after being strung up by goons for a job and she ignores his care in favor of finding out where the money is. she is annoyed with him in this moment. so what does he do? he proposes in the next scene. her response? to tell him that she thinks marriage is archaic, it’s not for her, it’s a curse. to her, marriage would be a cage, not freedom. it would not be this liberating warmth that it seems to be to Laurent. he is driven by caring for people, he needs someone to love. he’s desperate for it. but he keeps trying and they do still fall together each time. so he wears her down and she agrees to be cursed (girl actually accepts his proposal and calls it a curse at the same time, there’s red flag #18724893274 for you, Laurie). they have their almost retirement party, everyone agrees to go their own ways, Seiji is gonna go back to his family (I don’t want to talk about Seiji and honestly Dorothy’s comments about them, we won’t go there) Shi Won is going to keep ballin’ and Laurent and Dorothy are going to live happily ever after, after ONE MORE heist to go out with a bang. Dorothy is now the most animated she has been in a while. she’s always animated for the cons, the cons are what fuel her.

so this whole time you had Laurent believing he found his one true love and being finally ready to live the normal life he always wanted, to be a good person. he thinks they’re going to do this one last job and that’s it, they’re done and can be happy. Dorothy never wanted that. she wanted to live the con life, to live free and untethered or weighed down by anything or anyone.

now. I have seen the theory before and I actually think it’s true: Dorothy staged her own death. maybe not all of the pieces were exactly as planned or intended such as the part where the real princess was found, but honestly? maybe she did know. point would still stand, she was planning this as her escape from a life that she never wanted to keep the one she had. I was just about to ask myself why she couldn’t just say no but I remembered we were talking about Laurent here, and he doesn’t really understand the concept fully.

she planned the con with Seiji and Shi Won perhaps, maybe they were in on Dorothy’s fake death. it would make sense, considering they were going to need someone to retrieve her after she fell into the ocean.

I’m not going to go so far as to say she planned the whole rest of the story that would happen after she vanished from Laurent’s life, that would be insane. but a big part of me fully believes that her “amnesia” at the end is probably faked and that she had also faked her death to avoid being trapped. and the ring coming back to her in the end shows that Laurent is finally letting her go too, as was her intention.

also all this plays into how Laurent is in the present part of the show, how he treats Makoto, whom I do believe he actually cares for, is fond of, honestly maybe loves, because he literally doesn’t know how to process emotions from all of the trauma he endured, so traumatizing those he cares for is how he shows affection. I AM NOT EXCUSING HIS BEHAVIOR OR BLAMING DOROTHY IN THIS EITHER. honestly, everyone in the damn show needs massive amounts of therapy. Seiji should fucking pay for it too.

[youllneverknowrac]

Oscar Diaz-Pull up

For @cherrymoon-12

“Keep up guys, you don’t have to walk so slow!” You complain, walking a few paces in front of Cesar and Monse. Deciding to tag along to bring her back to her house since Oscar was out doing drops offs with Sad Eyes and Smiley.

“You didn’t have to come.” Cesar laughs,”I was perfectly capable of walking Monse home alone.”

“Shut up, we would have left her all alone.” She defends with a shake of her head.

“Thank you Monse, glad to see you care about my feelings unlike my little ‘brother’ here.” You tease,”Besides it’s late and I’m not gonna let you be out on the streets alone.”

“What are you gonna do Y/N?” He laughs,”You won’t even hurt a fly.”

“Shut up, I’m tough and I got a mouth on me. That’s enough to scare anybody off.” You laugh, the first part of your sentence not true, but the second part sort of was. Being Oscar’s girlfriend made you feel invincible, knowing that you could get away with a lot by running your mouth when you needed to since almost everybody feared him. It was worse when he was actually there with you, when that was the case you absolutely had no filter.

“If by mouth you mean just annoying me to death by talking then yeah, it’s your superpower.”Cesar laughs, bright headlights blinding the three of you as a green car comes to a stop. Latrelle popping his upper body out of the passenger side window moments later.

“Aye yo. Aye, what’s good with you ma? You two are looking good. Let me get that ass at pimp lane. Yo Monse, Y/N, why you two still hanging out with these broke ass Santo’s?”

“Fuck you.” You scoff and turn away, not wanting to feed into his attention,”You’re not gonna do shit, cause you’re not about shit. So I suggest you leave.” The words flying out of your mouth, Latrelle not having time to respond as Cesar speaks up.

“Ah, you spend some time in juvie and now you think you ballin?” Cesar asks seconds later with a scrunched up face, your phone already in hand as you text Oscar. Knowing he wasn’t too far out of the neighborhood, if anything just a few blocks over.

“Yeah. Where do you think I knocked off a bunch of your punk ass homies? Ask about me! Go ahead!”

Cesar doesn’t reply as he throws his can of soda to the ground angrily, Monse holding him back as she try’s to get him to calm down and walk away. Her actions don’t work however, Cesar moving around her and taking a step towards the car.

“Screw the Santos and your dead homies.” Latrelle pushes

“You know what side you on? This is our block, feel me? They call me LiL’ Spooky. I’ll blast on your ass.” Cesar fumes, causing you to step forward as well and put your hand on his shoulder. You were not going to let him fight Latrelle, cause then you would feel obligated to have his back and throw in a few hits of your own. That is not what you needed to happen tonight.

“Please, Cesar!” You and Monse both say in unison. Not wanting anything to escalate.

“I don’t care what side I’m on.” The prophet snaps as he pulls out a gun, the younger Diaz stepping in front of the two of you protectively,”You lucky your bitches are here, cause when I catch you slipping next time, I’m gonna put a hole in you.”

The three of you stay quiet, with as much as you wanted to say you weren’t a idiot. Luckily Oscar’s red car comes zooming down the street, barley screeching to a stop when he and the two other members hop out of the car with their own guns drawn,”What’s up fool? Get out the car since you so hard.” Oscar barks as he uses his body now to block you three from the gun,”You wanna fuck with my family? With my girl?”

No response coming from the teen prophet or the driver of the car, knowing that they were outnumbered and outsized.

“You don’t have noting to say now?” You chirp from behind the safety of your boyfriends shoulder, the notorious mouth that was mentioned earlier coming into play as you smirk,”You sure did a lot of talking a few minutes ago...something about bringing me to pimp lane? Didn’t know you were such a bitch Latrelle. Come on, say something now.”

“Get your ass in the car and keep your mouth shut, all of you.” Oscar demands, his voice rough and full of authority. Your lips instantly zipping as the three of you scurry to the red car and climb into the back, which was strange since you always sat in the front.

You stare out the window, the standoff lasting a minute or so longer before some silent threatening words are exchanged. The Prophet’s car driving away, the Santos’s not joining you until it was gone from the street completely. You release a breath you didn’t know your were holding, relief flooding through you since your boyfriend was okay and nothing had to go down. Monse climbs into Cesar’s lap, Sad Eyes squeezing in next to you as Oscar and the other member get into the front. The car ride silent as he drops everybody off until it’s just you, him, and his brother left.

“Why the fuck where you taking your hyna home so late?” He asks through gritted teeth as he pulls into the driveway,”I’m tired of telling you to stop being out when it’s dark.” He lectures Cesar, the two of you still sitting in the back like little pouting kids,”And you.” He says as he locks eyes with you in the rearview mirror,”need to learn to keep your fucking mouth closed. Don’t talk shit to someone who has a gun when you don’t even have anything to defend yourself with.”

“Sorry.” You both mumble quietly

“Get out of my car and get inside.”

You and Cesar scurry out of the back seat and run inside the safety of the house,”Good luck with him, I’m staying in my room.”

“Don’t leave my by myself.” You exclaim as you throw your hands up,”You’re the reason why we’re even in this mess.”

“Yeah, but you’re my brothers girl so you get to deal with his temper tantrums.” He shrugs with a small stupid smirk,”So bye.”

“Hate you.” You whisper shout down the hallway just before he enters the room, Oscar coming inside seconds later and pushing past you.

“Don’t be mad.” You groan as you walk behind him, following him to the bedroom,”We lost track of time while watching movies. We didn’t know when you were going to be back and Monse needed to get home...I didn’t want him walking back by himself.”

“It don’t matter, you should have waited. You’re lucky I was there. He had a gun, and y’all had nothing.” He says with a shake of his head, rummaging through the closet and pulling out another gun.

“What’s that for?” You ask, his actions catching you off guard.

“Just extra precaution.” He huffs, placing it on the nightstand with his other gun,”Those Prophets are getting too big of a head. Deja que traten de aparecer aquí, les dispararé a todos. I want them to try me, we ain’t gonna just be talking this time.”

You look down at the ground, trying to calm your nerves before heading over to do the same with Oscar,”They’re not gonna come here papi. They wouldn’t do that, they act tough, but they aren’t.” You reason,”I’m sorry we went out late. I’m sorry for putting us in that position, and you’re right I should learn to keep quiet when I need to. So just chill out, don’t work yourself up.”

“You two are all I got in this world. You know that, no sé qué haré si pierdo a alguno de ustedes. That’s why I tell you guys these things, but neither of you ever listen to me.”

“I know Ozzy, I know. No more going out after dark without you, I promise.” You say

“I’m sorry too, I shouldn’t have snapped at you like that back there. I just didn’t want you to be caught in any crossfire if it came down to it. I love you, con todo dentro de mi.” He sighs, his arms wrapping around you in comfort. Letting you bring him back down to Earth as he inhales your scent,”I love you.” he repeats

“I love you, forever.” You say as you scratch the back of his head with your nails softly,”Thank you for coming to our rescue tonight.”

“Always.” He mumbles,”I’m always gonna keep you safe mami.” Oscar promises, which is something he didn’t even need to say. You knew he would always be there when you needed him.