#catfic

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

He broke through to the surface, taking large desperate gasps of air before getting sucked back beneath by the current. Danny fought against the water as hard as his little paws would allow.

Just when he felt all hope was lost and he was sinking, a large hand enveloped his entire body and hefted him back into the open air. Shivering and coughing out water he didn't catch whatever the man had said. He continued shivering violently as the guy wrung out Dannys fur.

The mans hands were warm despite the brown leather gloves covering them. They made Danny feel comforted and energized almost as if the man had...oh gods! He did! The man had ecto inside of him! Thank the ancients! Now he just had to stick with glove guy and he could recharge! It would be slow but still!

"Here we are little guy." The man said and Danny noticed all at once that the man had been walking the whole time Danny had been stuck in his head. He looked around and noticed the Animal Shelter sign in front of them.

No. No! Danny needed to stick to this guy if he ever hoped to become a human again. But despite how he dug his claws into the flesh of the mans exposed arm and yowled the man in the red mask managed to get him lose and left him in the care of an animal social worker.

Danny was checked out and placed in the tiny jail cell alongside other kittens and cats, many who were scared, miserable or just desperate for love and attention. This of course meant he needed to plot a jail break. Fortunately, he could still used most of his powers but without any ecto around he would have no way to recharge them outside of food or indulging in his obsession.

Needless to say Jason was a little startled when he woke up the next day to not one, but five little kittens meowing at him for food. He swears the one sitting smugly on his chest is the same one he dropped off at the animal shelter yesterday, but that couldn't be right...

One call confirmed it. All of thier animals had escaped last night and there was a suspiciously animal sized arch taken out of the wall with an unknown tool. Demon brat would be delighted at the news.

Unfortunately for Hood the smug little black cat he rescued yesterday had decided that his shoulder was the perfect perch and stayed there more often than not. Little guy got into food often but refused to eat kibble and any attempt to get the kitten away from the mashed potatoes resulted in violence or density shifting to get back to the food.

At this point danny almost didn't care if he returned to being human so long as he got to eat more of his humans cooking. He swears Jason is magical because everything he makes tastes amazing

[astaldis]

Witcher Cat Fics

Do you like cats and The Witcher? Then maybe you'll also like Witcher cat fics! (sorry, not Cat Witcher fics). Here is a little list of fics I found that feature cats, but it's certainly not complete. If you know of other Witcher fanfics where a cat plays an important role in the plot, please let me know so I can add it to the list.

Have fun with cats and Witchers!

(The order is totally random)

Love, Joy, and Kittens by ForestWren

Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier, Teen And Up Audiences, Words: 5,330:

When Geralt and Yennefer finally get a room at an inn after weeks of travel, Jaskier expects to spend a calm evening with his lovers and sleep in a real bed. This plan is derailed when they find an unexpected creature in their room.

worse enemy than monsters by RedDragon (TheDancingOcelot)

Jaskier/Geralt, Teen And Up Audiences, 471 words:

Jaskier investigates the cause of Geralt's tardiness.

5 Times Someone Else Had To Watch The Damn Cat

Foltest, Ves, Geralt of Rivia, Iorveth, Silas of the Blue Stripes, G, 500 words:

Five times someone else had to watch Roche's cat.

It's the latest in a series of drabbles about Roche's cat: Kits Out for Temeria by Faetality, check it out, it's so funny!

The Sorceress' Challenge by Annaatemychocolate

Yennefer/Triss, F/F, 11,485 words:

“The Sorceress Yennefer has set a challenge: capture her black cat and retrieve the key around its neck before the end of the month, and you get your wish granted. That’s why everyone’s here.”

Triss’ eyebrows were now dangerously close to disappearing into her hairline. “You’re not serious.”

flowers in every room by SummerFrost

Geralt/Yennefer, Ciri, F/M, 5,077 words:

Hey, Mum! Sorry, I can't stay long, there's this—" Ciri tilts her head. "What's with the cat?"

"Fuck if I know," says Yen.

Aka: The one where Geralt gets turned into a cat and dumped on Yennefer's doorstep.

Here Kitty, Kitty by round_robin

Geralt & Jaskier, Gen, 1,671 words: “Cats don't like—you can't be serious.” Geralt said nothing and Jaskier gasped. “Of all the weird fucking things they did to you, that takes the cake.”

This got a small chuckle. “Oh yes? The heightened senses that bring headaches if I'm in a town too long, the poison tolerance that still hurts like I'm dying, but no, cats hissing at me is clearly the worst...”

Of Wolves and Cats by A_hopeful_disaster

Geralt &/ Jaskier, Gen, 1,353 words: Jaskier adopts a cat. Geralt isnt sure what to think.

The Mystical Divinity of Unashamed Felinity by Star_dancer54

Geralt & Jaskier, Gen, 2,778 words: It's a morning like any other when Geralt wakes up, until he discovers that Jaskier's been turned into a cat. (unfinished)

The Way to a Man's Heart Goes Through His... Cat? by Frywen

Geralt /Jaskier, Cirilla, Yennefer , M/M, 16,861 words: Jaskier is a live-in cat sitter and Roach is the biggest and meanest cat he has ever met. Just what kind of owner does a cat like that have? (unfinished)

Ball of Purr by kentucka

Geralt, Gen, 1,211 words: A fluffy little thing (pun intended) in which Geralt gets to pet a cat.

Cat Got Your Tongue (But I’ve Got Your Heart) by WanderingDrui

Aiden/Lambert, Geralt/Jaskier, M/M, 31,093 words: After the mountain Jaskier throws caution to the winds and decides to use a secret he's kept his entire life to get back at Geralt. He expects a short and petty journey of revenge. Instead he makes new witcher friends, explores his past, and finds peace with who he is and what he wants in life. Meanwhile, Geralt hasn't heard anything about Jaskier since he sent him away and is growing worried.... (WIP)

Lovecats by Lula_Claims_The_Snakeskin_Jacket

Cahir/Yennefer, F/M, 16,404 words: Cahir and Yennefer acquire a stray cat. Or does the cat acquire them? As a witch, Yennefer vibes with cats well. Cahir is sceptical, as to his best knowledge cats are of no use on the battlefield. Obviously, some tensions are inevitable here. But this relationship will, yes, evolve.

powerful by mayoho

Rience, Gen, 100 words: Rience has always been drawn to power, even in the most unexpected places.

Figs and black pepper by calvaria

Assire var Anahid, Merlin (the cat), Gen, 233 words: Assire prefers Merlin to all astrolabes, signs and pendulums.

Cat Comfort by Molanna

Cahir, Assire var Anahid, Merlin (the cat), Gen, 1,805 words: Merlin is not only suddenly brought to a different place by his Witch, but, when he comes back to the apartment late at night from exploring the new garden, he finds a stranger in the bed he is not sure how to feel about at first. (POV Merlin)

A Furry Foundling for the Bard by Molanna

Jaskier/Radovid, M/M, 1,111 words: Jaskier and Radovid are disturbed in their very enjoyable nightly activity by a strange, eerie sound. Luckily, what they find in the street is not a monster but a pleasant surprise.

A Fiery Night by Molanna

Jaskier/Radovid, M/M, 500 words: Jaskier and Radovid are having a great time together at Radovid's little island cottage. Unfortunately, one night, something goes very wrong.

Esmeralda, No!

Jaskier/Radovid, M/M, 777 words: Radovid has prepared a nice Yule surprise for Jaskier. However, he has failed to consider what will inevitably happen if you add a cat to the equation.

Cat-Napping by Molanna

Rience, Gen, 500 words: Unexpectedly and totally against his will, Rience ends up with a fluffy tabby cat napping in his lap.

[omgpurplefattie]

Testing the new snippet feature from @ellipsus-writes on my MLC Cat Café AU, which is now finished and will be posted tomorrow after another round of corrections.-

[diazsdimples]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday!

tagged by the amazing @evanbegins! Here's a bit of catfic which I think I've already shared. Can't wait to sit down and properly write more of this!

Buck had followed Macey out back, asking her lots of questions about the new member. Macey told him that the cat had been surrendered to them the previous week after his owners adopted a kitten and he didn’t get along well with it. Buck’s heart broke for the small creature. He hadn’t meant to get attached, but the second he saw the small creature curled up in the corner of the crate, he knew he was in trouble. The cat was a tuxedo, his body mostly black except for his chest, belly and paws, and, adorably, around his nose. His eyes were wide and vibrant green, with a small fleck of brown in the corner of his right eye. His ears were perked up, keenly taking in all the noises around him and when Buck had come towards him, he sprung up and pattered towards the bars. Buck had noticed as he crouched down by the crate, that the cat’s tail was oddly small. “What happened to him?” he’d asked, glancing up at Macey as he stretched out his hand, poking his fingers through the bars of the crate. “He was surrendered by his family; they’d gotten a new kitten, and he didn’t get along with her so they gave him up”. Buck had sent the cat a sympathetic look and scratched his chin, heart swelling as the cat rubbed himself happily against his fingers. “And what about his tail?” Macey had shrugged. “The previous owners didn’t know either, they got him like that. It looks like it might have been surgically removed, there’s a little scar at the tip.” Buck sighed, wishing the bars of the cage weren’t between him and the little guy. He seemed so starved for touch, smooshing his head into Buck’s fingers while purring extremely loudly. The cat’s tongue had rasped against his hand as he licked madly, and Buck had felt his resolve crumbling around him. “What’s his name?” he’d asked. And when Macey had told him, he’d known right there and then that he was going to be taking that cat home with him. So that’s how Buck found himself 3 hours later, sitting on the floor of his apartment watching as his new furry friend explored his apartment. Buck had stopped by a Target on the way home and had well and truly blown half his spendings on generic cat paraphernalia, buying the cat a new woof and water bowl, a basket, some blankets (he liked fluffy blankets himself and had decided the cat would do) and a 3-tier cat tree that he knew would look perfect next to the TV. The cat had watched him curiously as he’d set everything up before a loud noise had startled him and he’d flown under Buck’s couch, shivering as he looked around with big eyes. Buck sighed and pushed himself off the ground, heading to the kitchen to rustle around in a bag for the treats he’d bought. Once he successfully fished them out, Buck quietly made his way back to the couch, laying on his stomach so he could scoot close enough to wriggle an arm under the piece of furniture. He licked his lips hesitantly before trying out the wee creature’s name. “Eddie!” he called quietly, delicately dropping a treat in front of the cat’s nose. “Come here, bud, you’re safe”.

tagging (ignore if you've already been tagged) @housewifebuck @watchyourbuck @callmenewbie @darkangel2792 @theotherbuckley @knightlywonders @fionaswhvre @jacksadventuresinwriting @cal-daisies-and-briars @thosetwofirefighters

[miamipalms]

some dota 2 heroes as cats (and kobold as a lil rat)

i tried to do some natural coat colors but not repeating exciting breed and real coat colors

[persianflaw]

pls pls pls tell me about hawk adopting a cat????

5. hawkeye adopts a cat (MASH)

ahh ty christina! :> despite the numbering, i think this might actually be my first WIP for this fandom! it came about, like a lot of my fics, from me throwing the initial concept at @bbjkrss-blog and the two of us bouncing ideas about it back and forth for a while. the idea itself is pretty simple: hawkeye gets a cat! current plan is that radar is given a kitten by a local family after he helps the momma cat give birth, but this might get changed given the complexity of caring for a neonatal cat without its mother, let alone doing it somewhere without any veterinary care or supplies. radar asks hawkeye to help him out with it one night, and he is initially like "man idk if i'm prepared for this, what do i know about kittens" but then they basically imprint on each other and the kitten decides hawkeye is his daddy. as he gets older, he becomes kind of a camp mascot, but hawkeye is still his favorite. below is part of the scene in which the kitten gets its name:

“How about Lucky?”

“Lucky? Isn’t that more the kinda name you’d give a cat with one eye, or missing a leg?” says Trap.

Radar shrugs. “I figure he’s lucky we found him, is all. Lucky he’s got a lotta people who love him already.”

They all look at the cat, curled up on Hawkeye’s lap and slumbering peacefully. As they watch, he lets out a sleepy sound and curls tighter.

“Yeah,” says Hawkeye after a minute. “Yeah, he is pretty lucky.” He looks back at Radar and smiles. “That’s a good name.”

basically i love cats and i think hawkeye deserves to have something nice in korea

oh shit wait the most important piece of info: the cat is orange

[jennycalendar]

“Oh, hey, Buff, you hitting it off with Count Dracula over there?” Xander inquired, strolling past Buffy to set his backpack down on the table. Intrigued by the introduction of a new object for her to fight, the cat leapt up onto the table and started chewing on the strap atop Xander’s backpack. “Hey,” said Xander, “no—”

“Count Dracula?” Buffy repeated.

“Yeah,” said Xander, “because she bites everything!”

Buffy snorted. Giles looked like he was kind of mad about finding that one funny. “She is a dignified individual,” he firmly informed Xander, “and she—no,” he cut himself off, trying to tug the cat away from the backpack.

“Mriyaow!” said the cat very angrily, as if Giles was personally offending her, and tried to hit his hands away with her paws.

happy friday! kitty shenanigans continue!! <33

[ebbpettier]

dude i woke up to notes and tags and wept real tears. NOW I HAVE TO WRITE.

[lily-alphonse]

WiP Ask Game

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs. (literally impossible for me sorry lol)

Thank you @modern-gremlin for the tag!

I have... SO many WiPs. And these are only the main account ones teehee. All names are exactly what I have them listed as in my docs, in no particular order.

Bubbline Fic

Halsin Epilogue

Astarion Fic

Cars Fic

Maxley Fic

Fruits Basket War Fic

Ghost Love Triangle Fic (this is about the band Ghost, not ghosts lol)

Zelink Fic

Zelink Renfaire

Zelink Week oneshots

Fylink Fic

Donkario Fic

Minecraft Enderman Fic

Sebastian Stardew Fanfic

Dread Pirate Shane

Emily Seb Catfic

Guardheart Alex Elliott Epilogue

Lelliot Fic

Tavern Story (Original)

I have so many ships jesus christ. Would you believe there are much more in my story ideas doc lol. I try not to start a new doc for a fic until I'm actually ready to work on it. Anyway, ask away!

Tag, you're it! @unmaskedcardinal @ao3-totallyhumanexe @steamyearlgray @floating-mid-air @coffeespotcorpse @iti-iskuna @faestolemythoughts @purpleandgreen13 @otokowrecker @shortysus4

[rvbcatified]

hiiii not an ask but the person who made a cat grif design inspired by this blog, im writing (with credit ofc) a rvb catfic thats also very inspired by this blog as well on ao3 called "one of of life's greatest meow-steries" ^_^ i love this au sm im so insane about it you have no idea dude /pos

OH MY GOD IM SO HONORED???? thats so cool please send the link /tag me in the post for it when ur done!!!!!!! i'm so glad this blog that started as just funny design practice has become so loved <333

[soduas]

Greetings for ask, trying again to not die from deadline

(The translation: "Did I somehow interest you, kitten? I won't be able to show you the path, but I'll be happy answering another questions!")

My wc oc again, this time from another game. His name is Mars and as the Foampaw hes the catfication of my main sona, but this one is a loner (Idk if u want bit I can answer que about him too)

[thboredomsuttr]

ooray, catfication.

[astaldis]

@witcher-rarepairs

Chapters: 10/10       Words: 16,392 Fandom: The Witcher (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Established Relationship, ALL THE FLUFF, Also fluff in the literal sense, catfic, Stray Cat, they are happy together, Intimacy, Kissing & Cuddling, Rainy Days, Sharing a Bed with a Cat, CATS ARE NICE, Divergence to the Canon Divergence, Purring, Love, Romance, Cintra it is Summary: Cahir and Yennefer acquire a stray cat. Or does the cat acquire them? As a witch, Yennefer vibes with cats well. Cahir is sceptical, as to his best knowledge cats are of no use on the battlefield. Obviously, some tensions are inevitable here. But this relationship will, yes, evolve. The fic depicts real ways of cats and was written in the company of some. Humour, fluff and romance

[the-patrex]

Catfication complete mates

[diazsdimples]

CATFIC CATFIC CATFIC!!!!!!!!!

I've posted a snippet of this before! Pls enjoy!

He hadn’t meant to get attached, but the second he saw the small creature curled up in the corner of the crate, he knew he was in trouble. The cat was a tuxedo, his body mostly black except for his chest, belly and paws, and, adorably, around his nose. His eyes were wide and vibrant green, with a small fleck of brown in the corner of his right eye. His ears were perked up, keenly taking in all the noises around him and when Buck had come towards him, he sprung up and pattered towards the bars. Buck had noticed as he crouched down by the crate, that the cat’s tail was oddly small. “What happened to him?” he’d asked, glancing up at Macey as he stretched out his hand, poking his fingers through the bars of the crate. “He was surrendered by his family; they’d gotten a new kitten, and he didn’t get along with her so they gave him up”. Buck had sent the cat a sympathetic look and scratched his chin, heart swelling as the cat rubbed himself happily against his fingers. “And what about his tail?” Macey had shrugged. “The previous owners didn’t know either, they got him like that. It looks like it might have been surgically removed, there’s a little scar at the tip.” Buck sighed, wishing the bars of the cage weren’t between him and the little guy. He seemed so starved for touch, smooshing his head into Buck’s fingers while purring extremely loudly. The cat’s tongue had rasped against his hand as he licked madly, and Buck had felt his resolve crumbling around him. “What’s his name?” he’d asked. And when Macey had told him, he’d known right there and then that he was going to be taking that cat home with him. So that’s how Buck found himself 3 hours later, sitting on the floor of his apartment watching as his new furry friend explored his apartment. Buck had stopped by a Target on the way home and had well and truly blown half his spendings on generic cat paraphernalia, buying the cat a new woof and water bowl, a basket, some blankets (he liked fluffy blankets himself and had decided the cat would do) and a 3-tier cat tree that he knew would look perfect next to the TV. The cat had watched him curiously as he’d set everything up before a loud noise had startled him and he’d flown under Buck’s couch, shivering as he looked around with big eyes. Buck sighed and pushed himself off the ground, heading to the kitchen to rustle around in a bag for the treats he’d bought. Once he successfully fished them out, Buck quietly made his way back to the couch, laying on his stomach so he could scoot close enough to wriggle an arm under the piece of furniture. He licked his lips hesitantly before trying out the wee creature’s name. “Eddie!” he called quietly, delicately dropping a treat in front of the cat’s nose. “Come here, bud, you’re safe”.

And here's a photo of the bastard that inspired this (yes, his name is Eddie too, I promise he was named BEFORE I started watching 911 lol)

[hellhoundzzz]

sorry can't reply I'm stuck in catfic [ cat traffic ]