#cassette!bee Au

[acritti]

ok ive had this tfAu idea in my head ever since i read Into the Fold by ASamwich (its very good go read it) and I NEED to talk about it.

So Into the Fold features Bumblebee getting adopted by Soundwave after a peaceful ending to the war. Theres a part where Soundwave is frustrated because he cant dock Bumblebee like the rest of today his cassettes. I read that and immediately went. Wait. What if…

What if Bumblebee was one of Soundwave’s cassettes. What if he was originally a decepticon? How would that fit within the story of g1? So I did a little thinking and tinkering >:)

so yeha im gonna tell you the entire story that ive created in my head, drawn and written a bit for teehee

Bumblebee would be created as Soundwave’s third, old enough that he would remember and be involved in the Pits but young enough that he would be allowed to sit them out, which he would do often so he could take care of Buzzsaw. He was still competent in the fights he was in though.

He would have known Megatron just as well as the others, but he wouldnt have known Orion Pax as well. He would take care of Buzzsaw and eventually the twins whenever OP came over to talk revolution.

All the revolution stuff happens normally, OP gets the matrix, senate is destroyed but it becomes Autobots vs Decepticons yada yada whatever else happens in the earlier days of the war

Bumblebee would start as a Decepticon obviously, but during one of the raids, he ends up found by the Autobots, conviently with his Deceptibrand shot off his chest so they believe hes neutral and he uses the opportunity to infiltrate the Autobots. Since he spent so little time with the now Autobots when they were apart of the revolution, no one should recognize him as a Decepticon. Soundwave dislikes the idea of his child being behind enemy lines with very little way to protect him, but he agrees.

Bumblebee stays that way for some months to years, enough time to still be considered “new” to the Autobots but also enough to be absolutley adored by everyone.

Jump around a bit, Prowl slams into his office, very upset that another raid he planned went awry despite going awry in a way that should not have been possible. Unless the Decepticons knew about his plan. Jazz, obvi in Prowl’s office, hears all of this ranting from Prowl and they both agree that theres a mole and Jazz assigns Mirage to find them.

Mirage does his duties and becomes suspisous of Bumblebee one way or another. He follows Bee going to a meeting with Soundwave, but he ends up found by the Cons and shot. Soundwave wants to kill Mirage, but Bumblebee (secretly very endeared to the Autobots) wants to keep Mirage alive and brings him back to Autobase for Ratchet to fix him up. Jazz is sus of Bee, figures everything out, and Bumblebee ends up captured.

ughhhhhh something something, Bumblebee gets rescued and rejoins the Decepticons

Bee is back with the Cons but something feels… off to him. Like somethings there that wasnt before. The cons are angrier and more violent, Megatron wants more revenge and power, Soundwave seems more distant and uncaring. Bumblebee ignores it, this was his family! He’s just out of the loop after being a double agent for so long.

Then the Decepticons destroy Praxus. There was no reason to attack neutral ground. Bumblebee is disgusted and shocked. He notices that, while the Decepticons are partying on the outskirts of the city, the Autobots are going through the rubble looking for survivors. Prowl is among them, looking frantic even from the distance Bee sees him. Bee knows he has to do something, so he enters the city and goes to help the Autobots. They find someone trapped in the rubble, but they arent small enough to fit in between the rocks, but Bumblebee is. Under intense suspison and distrust, he saves Bluestreak and returns him to the Autobots.

Bee doesn’t agree with the Decepticons anymore, but he still believes in his family, so he desperately tries to get them to see the errors theyve made. He tries so hard, but they wont listen. They ignore him and make fun of his worries and they do so until he snaps.

On the battlefield, Soundwave has a clear fatal shot on Bluestreak. Bumblebee saves Blue and yells at Soundwave that if they continue on the path theyre on, then theyre just like the senate, just like the people they were fighting to destroy. Soundwave, out of anger, backhands Bee across the face. It’s the worse pain Bee has ever felt.

The Decepticons call a retreat. Soundwave calls for Bumblebee to dock, but Bumblebee refuses. Stuck in the belief that Bee is just being a teenager he attempts to force him back to base, but Bee shoots him and runs away. Soundwave realizes he fucked up and wants to go after his son, but the Autobots are all on top of him and hes forced to retreat.

Jazz finds Bumblebee and brings him back to the Autobots. Everyone is highly suspicious of him and no one believes that he could ever be anything more than a Con, but Optimus, Bluestreak, Jazz and Prowl have his back. And eventually he does gain back everyones trust.

If i ever finish writing a fic this would be the end of the first fic okay im done thanks for reading i love my little cassettebee stuck in my head for MONTHS NO ONE TO TALK TO but its okay now

+ a little art of my little guy

[smoothriverrocksrock]

I’m invested in your con! Bee au , could you please grant us more headcanons ?

Gladly :D

-Bumblebee and Thundercracker introduce each other to their time period’s respective movies/books (they pirate the stuff). Both of them judge each other’s medias for the blatant Prime Propaganda(tm)

Bee: I mean come on Thundercracker! At least movies under Sentinel’s reign tried to be funny and subtle!

Thundercracker: At least the 12’s propaganda were for a good reason! We needed more troops!

It takes them a while to realize “Oh maybe none of that was ever good to begin with.”

-On that note, there’s a day where Optimus reviews all the stupid shit Sentinel mandated and just goes “Fuck this” and annuls everything. Nearly complete legal anarchy. Optimus single handedly ruins the image of the Primes as infalible beings with the highest authority within the week. This very prominent quote arises after he comes to power: “A strange matrix being distributed by the planet’s core is no basis for a system of government.”

-Whenever and however the cassettes appear, Bumblebee totally chills with them. Pranks galore, need I say more? He’s also one of the only mechs who let them use him like a jungle gym.

-Bee willingly volunteers for chores and cleaning duty because it means he can snoop around people’s stuff and maybe steal things. Idk if he’s a full on kleptomaniac, but Bee feels like the type of character to take shit.

-Megatron is both very happy to have Bee around and very stressed by his presence. They work out a system where they talk to each other in small doses throughout the day. They’re kinda like a mental and moral check for each other.

Megatron: Hey so torture is still bad right? That’s still considered an immoral thing?

Bee, who just left a conversation Vortex: I… think so? -Megatron also has Bumblebee drown out the Unconformable Thoughts with his mindless rants. In return Bumblebee likes sparring with Megatron (Soundwave gets a minor aneurism when he finds out they’re sparring with fully charged blasters and knife hands because neither of them have ever known a non-life threatening battle)

[wynnyfryd]

Trailer park Steve AU part 30

part 1 | part 29 | ao3

cw: Steve Harrington committing unforgivable thought crimes (besmirching LotR)

"Uh," Steve stammers as Eddie tugs him off the couch, because he just propositioned the guy while covered in snot and tears and wearing a blanket as a cape, and now that guy is holding his hand.

Eddie doesn't let go after he gets him to his feet. Their fingers lace together, and his palm is soft and warm, his fingers slightly callused. Steve can feel his own pulse pounding in his wrist.

"Simmer down," Eddie teases, "I'm not having sex with you. Yet," he adds with a lewd waggle of his brows when Steve puppy-dog pouts at him. "This is better than sex, anyway."

"If you're having shit sex, maybe.” Steve rolls his eyes and lets himself be dragged past a messy counter, where Eddie stops to grab a black lunch box and a cassette tape, a tissue for Steve’s face, then down the hall to Eddie's bedroom.

"My kingdom," he grins as he shoves the door open and waves Steve through with a bow.

His room is amazing. Awesome and terrible all at once: awesome, because it looks like someone put Eddie’s essence in a blender and ran the blades without a lid, and terrible, because the place is a fucking pigsty. There’s a bag of bread on the floor.

Eddie tells him to make himself at home, so Steve plops down on the edge of his bed, takes in the explosion of artwork tacked to the walls while Eddie buzzes around the room — swoops and swoons like a drunken bee, kicking shit into messy piles, sticking a cig in his mouth and forgetting to find the lighter, turning on the stereo. He pops in the cassette, and Steve lets out a surprised laugh when he hears the upbeat strumming.

"Rumours? Really? That's your 'better than sex' cure?"

Eddie cranks the volume. "It's workin’, ain't it?" he mumbles around the unlit cig.

Steve tries to frown and fails. "…Shut up."

Eddie snickers at him; gives him the cutest smile he's ever seen, nose scrunched up, eyes crinkled at the corners, then he tucks the cigarette behind his ear and shakes his hair out with a grimace. “Christ, it’s hot in here." His hands move to the hem of his shirt. "Look away or don’t, baby, I’m changin’!”

Steve smiles and averts his gaze, falling back on Eddie’s bed and looking at the ceiling with his legs dangled over the edge. In his periphery he can see Eddie hopping gracelessly around the dresser, trying to tug his foot out of the end of his skinny jeans, cursing under his breath; dropping all the ‘g’s off the ends of his words.

"I like your Southern accent."

"Do ya now?" Eddie throws it on thick, really hamming it up, "Well then, I reckon it's plum near the most attractive dad-gum thing y’ever did hear 'round these here pawrts."

Steve honks a mortifyingly stupid laugh, which makes Eddie laugh like a chime in a windstorm, which just makes Steve laugh even more, and maybe Eddie was right.

Maybe this is better than sex.

He wipes at his eyes, misty for a good reason for the first time all night, and when he looks up again Eddie’s dressed in his pajamas. Dark gray gym shorts, a black cut-off tank, the arm holes deep and loose to expose his armpit hair, his ribs.

Steve’s mouth goes dry.

Eddie’s wiry and pale, firm muscle wrapped around his string-bean frame, and he's covered in tattoos — black line art and gray shading, fantastical beasts and staffs and swords, a crazily-detailed set of serpent scales snaking up his side. But it's his legs that catch Steve's eye.

His legs are covered in words. Words and doodles everywhere, from his calves to his thighs, the lines wobbly and thick like Eddie put them there himself. There are quotes in sloppy cursive, longer ones in blocky print; a few stylized to look like comic book dialog, the words POW! and DANGER outlined in spiky bubbles above his knee. Steve wants to trace the lines; rehearse him like a poem, learn each ink stroke with his fingers until he can recite them all by heart.

Eddie catches him staring and gives a small, pleased grin. “Like what you see?”

Steve’s tongue feels too big for his mouth. “Yeah. I really do.”

The smile widens. Eddie clambers onto the bed, stepping over Steve’s head and plopping down beside him with his back against the wall, one leg drawn up, the other stretched out long and loose.

Steve shifts to lay the same direction, and his shoulder brushes Eddie’s leg, his wrist ghosting against his ankle bone. He doesn’t pull away; likes the look of their skin tones side by side — the smooth desert landscape of his inner arm, accented only by a few veins and moles; the riot of ink and art all along Eddie’s shin. Eddie’s feet are bare, and they’re wide, a little hairy (reminds Steve of Dustin’s nerdy ring book, and he almost says as much, but he knows Eddie’s even more obsessed with that shit than the kids are. He really doesn’t want the dude to pop a brain boner and spend the next four hours lecturing Steve about jewelry lore.)

“What are you giggling at down there?” Eddie nudges at his elbow.

“Nothing,” Steve says, and Eddie responds “All right then, keep your secrets” in a silly character voice. He stretches to the side and grabs a joint off the bedside table.

“Now,” he says, voice slipping into that deep, slow sing-song thing he does — his sales pitch tone, Steve realizes. “This part is, of course, completely optional, but. In my humble, expert opinion—”

“So humble,” Steve teases under his breath.

“—It really enhances the whole experience.”

“The Stevie Nicks Therapeu- thera-” Oh, screw it. “Un-saddening Experience?”

“That is correct.” He holds it out over Steve’s face, wiggling it in offering, and Steve thinks about his conversation with Robin over brunch:

"I can't believe you did coke.” "I can't believe you smoked weed." "I know." "Was it okay?" He hasn't tried weed since... "Yeah," she answers seriously. "Yeah, it was okay. It was nice, actually."

“Okay,” he decides. I trust you. “Let’s do it.”

Eddie puts the joint between his lips and lights it up.

—

part 31

listen i know it’s a quote from a movie that will not exist for another 16 years just let me have this. tag list in separate reblogs under '#trailer park steve au taglist' if you'd like to filter that content. if you want to be added tomorrow please comment and let me know (must be over 21; please either verify in the comment or have your age visible on your blog)

[cozzzynook]

Transformers one

Part two : baby on board

After b-127 sparklings are born, everybody in the decepticon base is surprised, because the sparklings are quite chubby and a lil big, bee is tired after emergence but happy with the babies,after a few days everybody in the base got to meet and hold the sparklings from rumble and frenzy (the self proclaimed cool uncles) to the always mean constructicons (thet didn't want to until they got glared by megatron and had to hold the babies before passing them between each other and then back to bee and uncle (¿grandpa?) Megs.

Some cons will get crushes when seeing bee taking care of his sparklings, sadly now if anyone wants to date bee they will have to fight megatron like it was the dark ages.

I LOVE this au/idea

Megatron is so dad/big brother coded in transformers one towards b 127 & i just know he is so protective & has open and bias favoritism for the bitties and Bee.

Bee doesn’t even abuse it, just takes care of his sparklings while staying out of the way and often around high command who literally verbally fight each other over who gets to play with and keep the bitties.

Its almost always the trine wining due to Starscream cheating or Soundwave who is a natural favorite since he’s such an amazing cassette carrier.

Poor Shockwave enjoys his turn when Bee is taking a short recharge nap but he’ll take what he can get.

Megs?

Infinite time to see and hold the bitties.

Literally the safest place they can be besides Bee’s arms.

I love this au 😭 thank you for sharing

[kray-zay]

Designs for a transformers horror au fic I started writing but prob will never finish, idk maybe one day.

Cliffjumper and Bumblebee While on a mission together Cliffjumper ends up destroying 2 soundwaves cassettes. Soundwave doesn't know which of the two did it, but no matter he decides that to make up for his two lost cassettes he will use the two minis responsible to make new ones. Physical and psychological horror ensue as Cliffjumper and Bee have to adapt to their now altered frames and new cassette programing, dealing with trying not to lose themself to soundwaves influence while also finding out that they aren't the first of soundwaves cassette to originally be autobot. also Cliff feeling real guilty for getting them into this mess.

also soundwave gives them new names, Because they are not those bots anymore they are his new little cassettes not matter how much they may say otherwise, they will come around, they always eventually do, this is not his first time dealing with new cassettes that fight their new role,

[commanderdianashepard]

I notice most people assume Rumble died in Earthspark because of what Bee said about Soundwave being low on energon and trying to eject but blew up the tape that flew out and most of the fanfics that came out of it were pretty damn sad.

So I’m gonna be the one to try and bring something positive out of it because in my AU.

HE

WILL

LIVE 🗣️

So enjoy this little oneshot I wrote of said scene where he ends up being alive.

~

Cassette Tape: *Blows up*

Soundwave: *Frozen in shock and a major flow of sudden grief and guilt hits him.*

Frenzy: “RUMBLE NO!”

Enemy: “Fuck man-…”

Everyone just stares at the explosion in shock.

Rumble: *Comes out of a bush spitting out leaves* “Ah! Shit! Why did I have to spawn in a bush?! Teleportation is a bitch.”

Everyone: *Looks behind them, at him dead in the optics* 0_0

Rumble: “What?” *Sees explosion* “OH THAT! Yeah my bad, that was just a decoy. I had already ejected because I knew something was wrong and didn’t want to risk blowing Soundwave or myself up. Luckily this teleportation ability finally started worki-“

Enemy: *Sucker punches him because how dare you scare your family like that*

Rumble: “OW WHAT THE FUCK-!”

Frenzy: *Tackle Hug* “For Fuck sake man, don’t scare us like that again! You almost gave Soundwave a spark attack! Look at him!”

Soundwave: *Sitting on the ground looking down into the abyss because he almost fainted and thought he lost his son just now*

Rumble: “Damn you guys thought I went out just like that? I’m kinda offended-“

Laserbeak: *Flies over him and starts pecking at his head because he’s angy*

Rumble: “OW! OW! DAMMIT! STOP!”

Enemy: “Rumble, we thought Soundwave accidentally blew you to bits. Cut us some slack.”

Frenzy: “Are you okay though? Because you seem pretty energetic despite our Energon shortage-“

Rumble: “I think the transfusion Soundwave gave us while we were recharging gave me an energy spike because I am PUMPED! I’m ready to go kick some Autobot ass!”

Frenzy: “Well at least you’re fine. I almost lost it for a sec…”

Enemy: *Pasing around in anger and confusion but relieved this was just a stupid prank*

Frenzy: “Now…APOLOGIZE TO SOUNDWAVE! You seriously owe him for all that distress you caused him just now!”

Rumble: “Right- Sorry Soun-“

Soundwave: *Just yoinks him and hugs him for dear life.*

~

I will gladly write more of these little one shots whenever I think of one.

This one was lowkey kinda sloppy though.

But I hope you enjoyed. 👌🏽

[tfbeeredstringau]

I have loose draft of it in my note app but I was watching ponyo today for the first time (I cried) plus tiktok gave me an idea for tf ponyo au.

Bee as ponyo, prince of the goldfish, curious bitlet who loves to explore and has a lot of tinier siblings following him around. Megatron who once was a mech turned ocean wizard looks after his son. Soundwave is Grand Mamare and married to Megatron, both caring for each other deeply.

Starscream as Sosuke who is a curious seekerling and has love for the ocean, his carrier is Optimus/Orion who is married to Cap Shockwave who is captain of research ship. Optimus/Orion helps out in elderly care facility.

Just love the concept, especially with Soundwave as Grand Mamare, beautiful and even his cassettes could be sea creatures that follow him around!! Megatron seemingly cold and powerful sea wizard being a bit of an anxious mess as he tries to keep his bittlet save from harm despite Bee increased want for freedom and to be a real bot so to say.

Optimus/Orion (still haven't decided which one I prefer more) being frustrated with his Partner Shockwave breaking his promise of returning from the expedition by immedietly going for another one, feeling so grateful for his seekerling taking it so well and trying to cheer him up regardless.

Later on in the movie Optimus/Orion and Soundwave having a conversation about their children, carrier to carrier and low key gossiping about their husbands, feeling confident about their children ability to arrive to the water dome unharmed and make the correct decision.

When the balance is restored and ships start to arrive, Megatron asking the two take care of Bee for him and leaving before shockwave has a chance to like question him as he gets distracted with his family and their newest addition but he does make eye contact with megs just before he disappears underwater.

Just yeah, ponyo au :D

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Masterlist 2

Making a second one because apparently the first broke. But I will link the first one here. If a post is angst, NSFW or I think may be triggering I am putting a * next to it.

MASTERLIST 1

RULES

KO-FI

Archive of our own

My own AU/fIc writings

TF Cowboy AU

All my work below the read more because it is now quite long:

Autobot Headcanons:

Mirage, Bee, Hot Rod, Crosshairs halloween paint

Hound, Hot Rod, Bee, Rung, Tailgate halloween movies

Bee, Optimus, Hot Rod NSFW*

Bee, Hot Rod, Optimus, Brains, Wheelie designer bot

TFP bots help newly transformed human

Lockdown as a father*

Hot Rod, Bee, Optimus, Mirage sad comfort at a gun range*

Hot Rod, Bee, bots play too rough with their kid

Bee comforts S/O after being called a con*

Bee, Hot Rod, Hound, Optimus react to S/O, Rung and Tailgate getting yelled at*

Hot Rod, Bee, Optimus react to S/O getting asked out by another bot

Mirage, Nitro Zues, Roadbuster dating

Bee's S/O gets hurt angst*

Crosshairs, Hot Rod, Bee and Barricade with a fashion designer S/O

Who confesses first Optimus, Bee, Hot Rod, Dino

Bay bots react to their friend being a sports star

Bee reacts to seeing his kid for the first time

Hot Rod reacts to getting a puppy

Hot Rod, Bee, Hound react to dinobot minis hurting their inside

TFA bots and elite guard react to bots like Glitz and Glam from HB

TFP Bots react to befriending minicons

Bay Hot Rod teaches female human French

Bay Hot Rod cuddles and fluff in bed

RTOB Mirage with an S/O who gets ill

Mirage teaching his S/O the Cybertronian language

Dino, Hot Rod, Bee react to falling in front of their crush

Optimus, Bee, Crosshairs and Megatron react to a Medusa reader

Optimus, Hound, Bee, Hot Rod, Crosshairs react to another bot revving their engine at them

Bay bots react to someone they are not attracted to confessing to them

TFP Bots react to seeing a human baby

Hot Rod with a pregnant S/O

Dino, Bee, Hot Rod, Hound react to femme thinking they are attractive

Dino finds out Bee is dating his cousin

ROTB Mirage with a pregnant S/O

Rotb Mirage with reader headcannon after he has a nightmare

Bay Ratchet with a pregnant S/O

Traits the Bay bots find attractive

Fluff with old bay bots

Bee, Dino, Hot Rod, Nitro Zeus and how they flirt

ROTB bots comfort their partner taking a test

Bay Bee jealous of his Cyber S/O playing games

Cogman, Bee, Hot Rod, Wheelie react to a clumsy bot

Bay bots react to a bot with a farming alt mode

Bots react to Bee dating a super attractive femme

Dino, Bee, Hot Rod, Nitro Zeus react to a femme who finds battle masks attractive

All the old mechs meet

Optimus, Dino, Bee, Hot Rod as parents

Bay bots reacting to a bot having a kid as a companion

Autobot Oneshots:

TF Cowboy AU Optimus x reader

Optimus x librarian human reader

Bay Ratchet x Ironhide x GN human reader NSFW

ROTB Mirage x human reader with fear of the ocean

Hot Rod holoform x human female NSFW

Optimus x human reader: Optimus gets injured during battle*

Human teacher Optimus x female reader student

Blind human Orion Pax x reader

Optimus reassures female friend after scaring her*

TFP Arcee x human reader slight angst*

Hot Rod x fem reader NSFW*

Noah Diaz x fem reader

Bee x femme cybertronian reader

Hot Rod x human female reader

Bumblebee angst after Sam's death*

Medic reader helps all the old autobots

Decepticon Headcanons:

Megatron's child leaves to be with an Autobot*

Lockdown with twin kids*

Blackout with an S/O

TFP cons react to twin cons like Glitz and Glam

TFP bots and cons react to sparklings

Decepticon oneshots:

Shockwave learning about Earth plants

Soundwave adopts a new cassette

TFA Megatron x male Cybertron with insomnia

Megatron x Autobot reader

Megatron x Autobot reader part 2 NSFW

[tstain-is-an-idiot]

An encounter with his strangely sugary friends

A dream or a nightmare? It all depends…

And out he pulled a cassette

"This is normal", muttered Sad Sack, without sweat

But soon he wished he'd never spoken

Because the cassette was pulled wide open

And he stood there, his mouth agape

As Hi-Fi began devouring the tape

This is Hi-Fi as he appears in Sad Sack's dream. As soon as I got the idea for this AU, I'd already decided that he'd be based on liquorice. At first, his design was mostly made up of just red and black, but then I remembered that liquorice allsorts exist, so I added the yellow. And now he has bee trousers! The tape in audio/video cassettes resembles those rolls of black liquorice you can get, so I kind of ran with that idea when designing him. Bertie Bassett also helped!

[ao3wasntenough]

Anon again lmao. Thankyou so much for all the recommendations and I’ll definitely be checking them out. Oo I agree that mini bot Sam has a lot of potential. I love the idea of minicons not being that common anymore from the war and I saw this piece of lore somewhere on tumblr about how minicons had a fear of being trampled or not treated so well hence why they view bigger bots as clumsy and reckless. I look forward to seeing what more you add to your au. :DD Sam fr could be such a pest and it would be interesting to see what alt mode he could have as in RID (which I somewhat despise) we see minicons such as Fixit, Slipstream and Jetstorm. Of course there’s others but they seem to have a range of useful alt modes to bigger bots e.g. weapons, extra armour plating. So it be interesting to see how Sam’s new status would be taken with the bots and how the relationships would be. Especially if Sam have to choose a host or a bot to be close to. Somewhat like cassette bots bonds. I love the aspect they need this connection to keep their spark stable.

Oop sorry for the spam. I like to chatter too much. 😆 totally not stalking ya blog.

Sam realising his a bot ＿|￣|○

Sam being told minibots can transform and be helpful partners to larger bots ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Sam when he realises he still doesn’t know how to transformer or even if he has a helpful alt form and the autobots are just as awkward and walking on eggshells about having a minibot around for the first time in forever (c" ತ_ತ)

I think that’s why I thought Prowl would be an interesting choice with Sam cause from what I’ve learned about his character he’d probably get over the precautionary factor around Sams situation the quickest without to much thought and start incorporating Sam into routines around the base.

Maybe Prowl picks up how Sam can move amongst larger Bots without them perceiving him and Sam’s natural trouble magnet to have him fetch and find out who’s doing shit their not supposed to. Or using Sams human nature in feeling peoples and bots changes in mood or behaviours to aid in handling human to bot communication or complaints.

Also having the bot most at risk of being physically taken hostage or captive by his side means he doesn’t have pankicked autobots running around trying to find Sam thinking he’s missing.

And while Prowl fully believes he’s not Sams larger bot partner everyone thinks that’s how their acting. Envy it just a little bit to but other bots even Bee and Optimus get a bit lost in how to handle their former human friend now bot

Though if I had to think of another bot I could see minibot Sam working well with would be Jazz, both deceptively good at disarming Bots and humans with their behaviours while noting personal details and information to use later. And Jazz’s relaxed approach while believably acting like everything under control comforting to Sam’s anxiousness. Little intel hunters that make Prowl alarmed at how much they know

I am so stuck on alt forms for Sam 😅 the funniest idea I had was a high tech Bat, something bots would be like wtf at seeing another bot wield still they hoods are smashed in while also being familiar to Sam as a human

And don’t feel bad or nervous about spamming or rambling!! It’s actually so enjoyable to have people talk or ask questions at length for something I can talk with!! I get like huge imposter syndrome over wether I have valid ideas or takes so feedback or interpretation off something I’ve created or said is like crack to me

[starscoffeecreamer]

some cowformers families for anyone wanting to write/draw things for it

Ironhide + Chromia had Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

Jazz + Prowl had Bluestreak, Smokescreen, and later on Strongarm and Chase

Ratchet + Optimus + Elita had Bee, Hot Rod, and Cliffjumper

Ratchet + Wheeljack had the Dinobots

Ironhide and Ratchet are brothers, as I see them as bros in G1

Shockwave + Megatron had Nightbird

Blurr and Arcee are twins (Kup acts like their carrier)

Kup is the oldest cow at the main farm, he takes care of the younger cows/bulls (hot rod, springer, arcee, blurr)

and finally Soundwave and Blaster had Frenzy and Rumble and Rewind and Eject respectively. (their animal cassettes don't exist in this au)

edit because I forgot some: ratchet also had first aid and velocity with unknown sires

[transingthoseformers]

Somewhere in between au

The terrans and cassettes are just glad to see that their parents and mentors are alright like I don't think I can properly convey how happy they are that everyone is okay

Megatron definitely gets distance with everyone for a little bit and Twitch will go out of her way to talk to her mentor/Mom 2. Elita and Orion also do their best to help Megatron out. Ussualy Starscream will come around too and try to help his leader

Thrash originally meets up with Bumblebee in secret he knows that Orion and Bumblebee have a complicated history he's just not sure how complicated it is. Megatron eventually find out and he starts leaving Energon out for Bumblebee

Nightshade still remains curious about Ratchet even if Shockwave and Tara have gotten very strict about trying to see him. When they finally meat Ratchet they almost wish they hadn't, he's mean and often times in grosuem detail will explain his experiments. After the first time nightshade refused to go see Ratchet for weeks

They are they are

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Goddamn shit went down

Meggsie, mom 2! Yesss. I do feel like Megatron's style will be avoidance, he's afraid that hell unwillingly hurt one of the kids even if he's not under Mandroid's control. Twitch of course wants to help Megs, everyone does

Well

Basically everyone

Ooooo on Thrash meeting with Bee, and when Megatron finds out instead of being mad or something he wants to make sure Bumblebee is at least fueling

YEP I can see why Shockers and Tara have gotten more overprotective, especially when it comes to how inquisitive Nightshade is and how. Interesting SG Ratchet is. A fascinating fellow, but very often a bit much for a child.

[bluereo]

Trio of Chaos!AU

Sorry in the beginning. This turned out more serious then I intended but I want to create some surroundings for future crack.

Memes at the end

Backstory more or less part 1

Megatronus and Soundwave meet eachother in the arena. Sound held the title of chempion for some short time before he was chalanged and overthrown by Megs. Still the fight was toughter then both expected. Finding themselves nearly equal in battle they started to form very slowly their friendship.

They build trust and understanding between eachother. Soon they were inseparable. They always had eachother backs. In the arena or not. Megatronus got along with cassettes too.

They discovered through Megatronus poems that their political views were similar too. Megatronus started writing a lot more in his free time then. Between matches and trainings he always stayed at his quarters preparing essays and poems usually with Ravage or Laserbeak as his companions.

Soundwave beeing the technological master he is soon found a way to publish his essays online.

In the matters of days and weeks more and more bots started to read and talk about Megs works. Mostly in lower castes but not only. Of course he used a pseudonym to not be recognized by someone of higher standing immediately.

They never expected that their works would ever reach someone of wealthier middle or higher cast. Until one day they got a message on their private communication Chanel with they both used.

Soundwave was always confident about their security soo the moment they saw unknown message from encrypted com they were kinda stunned.

"Your words reached even Iacon. Though you need to be careful. Those words can get you killed - O.P."

This message woke up something inside Megatronus. He was heard by someone above. His words were spreading and listened to even by bots of Iacon, the capital of north half of Cybertron.

"And who are you secret messenger? Are you perhaps trying to warn me that someone already chosen to snuff my spark and i should watch my back? - M."

Reply came almost immediately.

"Of course not. I'm intrigued and interested about your other political views. Also, I would like to discuss some unclear details in you last essay. Of course if you are ready to chalange? - O.P"

Megs smilled to himself when Soundwave siting next to him confirmed that no one was spying on them.

"Then bring it on, let's see what you have to say - M."

And that was the start of the longest debates in Megatronus live. Days and night he was writing with secret O.P. who never introduced himself. He found someone who chalanged his views in constructive way.

In the matter of weeks they went from using their initials to full names. Mysterious O.P. was an archivist Orion Pax who worked in the Hall of records under Alpha Trion. There was something in the way they talked, that instantly made them fully understand eachother. Their views complemented and soon Orion started to be an editor of megatronus works. He gave him more words to use, more materials to work on and much more motivation to write.

They were working together something around two months when Megatronus invited Orion to Kaon. They both craved meeting in person and ability to discuss everything without long long messages. Soundwave on the other hand chosen to use safe distance for now. He too was amazed by the archivist and his dedication to their work but chosen to be safe rather then sorry if something bad happened.

When they finally met, something just clicked and Soundwave, Megatronus and Orion become much more then ally. They become friends. Orion turned out to be a truthful person who, even with his higher standing, could see the pain and misery of those below.

Orion stayed in Kaon for whole 3 days. Cassettes loved how, even when he was working, still payed them a lot of attention and could listen to their stories without a problem. He could fully concentrate on two, three and sometimes even four things in the same time.

The  the time came for Orion to return Soundwave needed to separate his minions from archivist who was one minion tear way from staying another day.

Their thrived around eachother. Need for change in the system become their focus. Soon Megatronus started presenting his speeches after won matches. Orion spent days and night making sure that there were good enough to present, he even pulled some political strings and few contacts to make sure about pits beeing safe for time beeing. Soundwave carefully made sure that no Master of Pits tried to help Megatronus dissappear and started to use some contacts to find a safe place for meetings of more and more mechs who started to listen and follow them.

In matter of weeks their work started to pay off. They were able to get real medic to do health exams on bots living in the Pits poorest around. They were able to get some datapads and even teach some mechs how to read and write. Of course hunger among them was still a thing but with time and some strings pulled they managed to get few allys who supported their movement from the shadows.

Their "headquarters" was safely hidden underground in old cavern of unknown use. But Soundwave was nearly sure that this place is remnant of secret tunnels to hide bodies of those who perished in the ages when rust plague thrived, but never actually been used. Those tunnels provided them with a lot of space and safe ways of going in and out.

This was normal to see there Orion surrounded by young sparkling begging him to tell them another story. Pax thanks to beeing an archivist remembered a lot of those, especially about first primes and their legacy.

Normal was also finding Megatron in company of his loyal followers who offered their help and ideas on next steps.

Normal was that Soundwave allowed his minicons to roam free around. He knew they were safe and there was nothing that could hurt them here. They were among those who would always help them.

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Okay so that's the first part of backstory. It came out serious but I focused on main events. I will post some separated post with more silly situations after I finish backstory more or less.

If you saw any mistakes in my writing pls message me.

But for now some new memes

[brandwhorestarscream]

Reincarnation AU because I feel like there's some more chaos we can spawn with this AU beyond G1 thinking baby Prowl is sickly and G1 Starscream being a happy boi that baby/TFA Starscream is beeg. (Also, for people who are entering with no context, mama is G1 version and baby is TFA version.)

G1 Skywarp having TFA/baby Skywarp, who is terrified all the time and mama Skywarp has no idea what to do to make the baby not scared. Keeping the baby away from sharp pointy things seem to do the trick, along with really soft stuff like fluffy blankets and plushies that look like bunnies and turtles. Mama Skywarp doesn't understand why baby Skywarp likes turtles (especially that one purple turtle plushie he found that one time), but he isn't complaining.

Jazz being smacked when he gets baby Jazz, who isn't as sickly looking as baby Prowl but still kinda thin, if a bit more curvy. Mama Jazz now being protective of his child, now understanding Prowl's worries with his baby, but Jazz is a bit more lenient compared to Prowl when it comes to snow and weird weather.

Bee getting even more guilt when baby Bumblebee gets out of him cuz the baby is very precious to him and starts to understand mama Prowl's fury when mama Bee accidentally lets baby Bee get sick from the snow. Mama Bumblebee definitely isn't as strict as mama Prowl, but pays better attention to baby Bee. Bee would rather not be on the bad side of Ratchet (or the Command Trine) again.

Soundwave looking at bitty Soundwave and is just like "uh..." because give him a baby cassette and he's good, but give him an actual bitty and he has zero idea on what to do. He tries to hand the baby off to Starscream, but baby Soundwave doesn't like being away from mama Soundwave and makes his complaints very loud when mama isn't near. Starscream says that his trine will help, but are not baby Soundwave's main care takers. Mama Soundwave agrees. Ravage, Laserbeak, and the other cassettes find this hilarious.

For some reason, no one expected Optimus to also be a mama, and baby Oppy looks at everyone and everything with such an innocent curiosity they actively have to make sure that baby Oppy doesn't puppy eyes his way into a room he isn't supposed to be in. That ends up happening a lot since mama Optimus is trying to keep his baby out of the war and his spark breaks whenever he sees his baby terrified of something he shouldn't fear but now does due to the continuing war. Mama Optimus remembers clearly when baby Optimus somehow found his way onto the battlefield because someone fell for puppy eyes and had to watch Megatron tear off Optimus's arm with a spray of Energon blood. The baby wouldn't eat Energon without crying for a week and starts crying whenever mama Optimus goes out to fight Megatron. He has to promise to the baby that he'll return, but he has a feeling that one day his baby will watch him go out into the battlefield and never see his carrier alive again.

Uh... that got sad really quickly.

Swindle looking at baby Swindle and is basically reacting with a mix between "what the fuck" and "look at how cute is he c'mon Brawl look at how adorable that little face is". The other Combaticons are confused as hell, but take it in stride because baby Swindle is hecking adorable. Baby Swindle likes taking naps on any of the Combaticons, but loves sleeping next to mama Swindle's spark. They don't really know how to take care of a baby, but somehow manage to get their servos on some sparkling caring guides, which Starscream considers an improvement next to the absolute nothing Soundwave had to start.

That's all the ideas I have right now. Maybe I'll be back later with more.

Publishing this ask cuz I have nothing to add except to say yes, all of this is canon

[cozzzynook]

Okay weird idea...What is Starscream was a werewolf but not in the traditional sense? Instead of turning into a big scary cyber wolf he turns into a Wyvern.

Starscream didn't know when his fear of the full moon began, for as long as he could remember he always did enjoy the night sky. How it felt to fly in the cool air or enjoying the quiet with only the hums of his own engines to comfort him. No it didn't make sense why he was suddenly scared when a passing stranger said something about the moon or how he became anxious when he noticed the changing pattens every night on the moon's surfaces. Maybe it wasn't the moon it's self but what he feared being caught under its white soft glow...a bot of bright hues of yellow with gentle teal blue optics and a smile so bright it threated to out shine him!

Yes...that had to be what the seeker feared...his love being caught by the terrible sinful hands of his so called "fellow soldiers and leader". The fear of never seeing him again it shook him to his very spark. So like every night under the bright full moon he followed some simple steps to make sure he was never followed. Make sure Soundwave or his Cassettes are either recharging or too busy...Keep Deadlock distracted with a simple data pad addressed to the Auto-Bot CMO (glad he isn't the only secret keeper here) And finally convince Megatron you're either busy with your trine or on late night patrol...that's a lot harder but it works (most of the time)

But tonight something is different when Starscream makes his way towards their hidden spot, His wings feel...wrong in fact everything feels wrong and tight. His plating begins to feel itchy while a low burning comes from deep within his spark. The seeker barely makes it half way before he crashed to the ground in agony with heavy breaths. A million of thoughts run in Star's helm but all too short as he curls into a ball feeling his frame begin to change slowly. Thankfully the pain didn't last and when the seeker re-opens his optics he is suddenly a lot taller than he remembers, his wings feel larger as they could carry him across the galaxy it's self and his claws are sharper and curved into deadly points. With no time to waste he takes flight back on course, He can worry about medical issues later.

Bumblebee was nervously tapping his digits on his arm, Starscream was late...he was rarely late meaning something had happened. The little bot scanned the area unsure if he should risk it and sneak into the Con base or just wait a little longer. However a roar grabbed his attention making his optics go wide, Instead of a brightly coloured seeker what stood in front of Bee was a large glorious Wyvern.

(I tried to Screamers POV with a bit of story telling. Hope you enjoyed :D)

I really love this!!! But i do have a question.

Does starscream always have the ability to turn into a Wyvern and he just didn’t know it or was he only able to turn into a werewolf before? Or like did Bee just not know his lover could be a wyvern?

I love this au so much actually

[prime-and-megatron]

Twitch (from my au!): Hey everyone! This has been gnawing at me for a bit now. The day we caught Soundwave and his cassettes the first time; before we arrived; Bee said you guys were kind of giving him the cold shoulder and intimidated him. Why?

We... were sorting through our own problems, and I guess we took out some of our anger on him...