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can we talk about her?
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I lost the ask but someone requested Rafe fucking weird!girl in the ass with a dildo while he fucks her based on this blurb.
Rafe being a possessive drama queen, weird!girl pushing his buttons, Rarry mention !!, talks of spanking/edging, degradation, double penetration(with a toy), unprotected sex, hair pulling, squirting 18+MDNI
âWhat about Barry?â You and Rafe are having a lazy afternoon, heâs watching the game while you get engrossed in another dark romance novel. This one is about two drug dealers and the scenes with them fucking the female main character have you clenching your thighs. Plus, you love any chance to rile Rafe up and get him a little possessive. He always fucks you until you can hardly see.
âWhat about Barry?â Rafe turns toward you with a raised brow.
âYa know, you said youâd never have a threesome with me and another guy. But, what about Barry?â You say it so casually, like you didnât just bring up fucking Rafeâs pretty much best friend. You visibly see his face turn red and if he was a cartoon steam would probably be coming out of his ears. You have to choke back a laugh because youâre joking. Mostly.
âYouâre never fuckinâ seeing him again.â Rafe eyes are practically blue flames as he flares his nostrils and points his finger at the book grasped in your hands. âWhatâs that book about?â
âRafe, Iâm joking! Iâm just fucking with you, calm down.â You canât help but giggle at how worked up he is. âI just thought maybe you guys could finally fuck it out, is all.â
âWHAT!? I think youâre fuckinâ projecting.â Rafeâs eyes look like theyâre going to bulge out of his skull and it just sends you into another fit of laughter. âStop laughing at me or Iâll make you.â
âOh yeah? I think youâre just mad because you wanna boy kiss Barry and Iâm saying the quiet part loud.â You wiggle your eyebrows at him and he lunges at you, grabbing your book from your hand and tossing it across the couch.
âI think youâre fuckinâ making excuses and you wanna fuck him.â He cages you in with his arms, his face inches from yours.
âRafe, baby, I donât wanna fuck Barry, calm down.â You coo at him and grab his face, squishing his cheeks together. Your condescending tone earns you a hand around your throat and it makes you smile wickedly up at your boyfriend. You love pushing his buttons. âBut you do though.â
âOh my fuckinâ god! Youâre being so annoying.â Rafe grits and squeezes your throat tighter but it only widens your smile. âYouâre the one thatâs so obsessed with having two dicks in you at once. Was fucking you with your little dildo once not enough? You just pissinâ me off so Iâll do it again?â
âMmm, maybe.â You lick your lips and your pussy clenches at the thought. Itâs Rafeâs turn to grin down at you wickedly, you wanna play that game? Fine, heâll bite.
âYeah, fuckinâ look at you, my greedy little whore.â Rafe pounds into you from behind, his thighs slapping against your own causing your ass to jiggle with each thrust. Heâs holding your longest, thickest dildo in one hand, thrusting it in and out of your ass in time with the pumps of his cock. âNo oneâs ever touching these holes besides me. Youâre fuckinâ mine.â
He lands a harsh smack on your already red, aching ass and it causes you to yelp and clench around him and the toy nestled inside you. He spanked you and edged you until you were a sobbing mess, begging him to fuck your holes.
âSay it. Tell me youâre my slut.â Rafe spanks you again and it has your toes curling while your drool drips down onto the Egyptian cotton sheets.
âIâm your slut daddy, only yours.â You whine and push your hips back against his, trying to meet his erratic thrusts. âEvery inch of me is yours. Only want you.â
âYeah, thatâs fuckinâ right. You can have your little book fantasies.â Rafe pulls his cock and the dildo almost entirely out of you before slamming them back in at a brutal force. âBut next time you bring another man up to me, you wonât be able to walk for a week from how bad I beat your ass. And maybe Iâll have to beat their fuckinâ ass too. Donât make me hurt Barry, baby.â
âS-sorry daddy, wonât do it again.â You intentionally clench around him and he roughly presses your face into the mattress in response. He pumps the toy in and out of your ass as his cock bullies your g-spot and it causes your entire body to heat with pleasure.
âYou gonna cum for me? Give it to me, let daddy feel your whore pussy gush all over his cock.â Rafe gathers your hair into a ponytail so he can pull your head back, using his grip on you for leverage as he fills you entirely over and over again. He flicks the button on the side of the dildo and it starts to vibrate and thrust itself faster into your ass. The added sensation has euphoria taking over your entire being. You gush around Rafeâs cock, your cum dripping from your pussy and down onto both your thighs. âOh, thatâs my good fuckinâ girl, squirt for me.â
âFuck, daddy, mâso sensitive.â You whine as your legs shake but Rafe just chuckles before shoving your face back down into the mattress. He turns up the intensity on the toy and it makes you cry out as your body subconsciously tries to wiggle away from him.
âOh, no baby. Where you goinâ huh?â Rafe grips onto your hip so he can roughly pull you back against him and hold you in place as he uses you like a fuck doll. âYou can fuckinâ take it. Gimme another one.â
Rafe presses the dildo as deep as it can go into your ass and holds it there. It vibrates and twitches inside you, the auto thrust feature doing his job for him. He fucks into you with a brutal force that practically knocks the wind out of you. His hand snakes between your legs and he leans over you, covering his body with his own. The new angle has your vision practically going white.
âOh fuck, mâgonna cum, gonna cum.â You babble and whine as your high washes over you, another gush of your creamy liquid dripping down onto the mattress. Rafeâs cock twitches at the sight and a few more pumps of his hips has him spilling inside you.
âYeah, take my fuckinâ cum.â Rafe doesnât stop fucking you until his balls are empty and his cock starts to soften inside you. He pulls the dildo from your ass and slumps over on the mattress, pulling you with him.
âGod, that was so good.â You sigh as you look up at him dreamily and you arenât surprised to see him pouting down at you. âWhat, you still grumpy?â
âI meant that shit, youâre never seeing Barry again.â
âStop being so dramatic, Barry is my friend.â You roll over so youâre straddling him with a mischievous smile painted on your lips. âAnd youâre the one who wants to fuck him, not me.â
âOh my fuckinâ god!â Rafe groans and throws his head back dramatically. âYouâve gotta quit that shit out. You wouldnât have brought it up if you didnât at least consider it a bit. What would you have done if I said yes?â
âI wouldâve still told you I was joking because I was.â And you were. Mostly. You wouldnât have turned it down if he agreed. Just as a one time thing. But thatâs something for you to know and Rafe to never find out.
âGood. Youâre mine and I donât share shit.â
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SAVIOR - LN4
summary : When y/nâs absent neighbor shows up, causing her great annoyance with smoke and repetitive beeping, she marches over to tell the man off but is met with a handsome face and strong hands that are in distress.
listen up : no warnings!! landoâs hands>>
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The sound wonât fucking stop.
I hadn't been worried before, just sitting back with my ice cream and gossip girl, until I smelt the smoke.
I groan, yeah sure there may be a fire but nothing is more important than the thanksgiving episode! I pull in a baggy off the shoulder shirt to cover my bra and walk out into the hall.
I slam my knuckle against the door. Who the fuck bakes at this time of night? I knock again and within seconds I hear feet pattering against the floor before the door clicks open.
I donât mean to look surprised.
But when a hot man opens the door when I was expecting an old rich guy with a mistress, I raise a brow, âIâm so sorry!â He says quickly. There are oven mitts on his hands and I almost laugh because he looks like a cartoon character in distress.
âAre you okay?â
He is not, indeed, okay. As his body turns, I realize his kitchen is filling with smoke and something is still beeping. âI am so sorry!â He repeats again as I walk in.
I open the windows first, idiot. Then while coughing, I fiddle with the oven to make it shut up. I hear him audibly sigh behind me.
âYouâre saving me here.â his smooth accent cuts through the burning smell.
I stand, âFrom a fire, yeah. Donât really want my apartment building to burn down.â I shrug and take the mits right off his hands, placing them on my own and opening the smoke filled compartment.
I swat the air and hurriedly take out the pan. When I place it down on the counter, I laugh.
âIâm not a good baker, I know!â He crosses his arms.
âCupcakes?â I smile, the smoke slowly leaving through the windows, âYou donât seem like the type. Especially at half past one.â
He shrugs and I finally take him in, with dark curls and stunning eyes, heâs got a familiar face. He's in pajamas of sorts, with bright orange slippers.
âCouldnât pick a dinner option honestlyâŚâ He glances at the burnt baked goods, âI really appreciate it⌠Iâd offer you something but- I donât want to poison you.â
I smile and he looks proud that he made me do anything thatâs not coughing, âNot a problem.â
A second passes before he speaks up, âI havenât seen you around.â He says as I take the mits from my hands.
âProbably because youâre never aroundâŚ?â Itâs true. I love living on this floor because my neighbor is barely ever in. It is a bit strange now that I think about it.
He laughs, âRight. My work, and allâŚâ okay mafia boss energy. Though his kind face and wall decor tells me differently.
I nod awkwardly, âWell⌠if you donât need any more saving, I'm gonna go.â
âOf course! Thanks again. And if you ever need anything I'm here- I mean⌠I do owe you now.â I hand him the mits and as he grabs it my eyes stray to his hands.
Christ heâs fit. How have I never seen him before?
I look away from the veins and smile politely, âSee you aroundâŚâ I donât know his name.
âLando.â He smiles and the way his eyes meet mine makes my knees go soft.
âY/n.â He shakes my hand, quite sternly might I add.
âWell Y/n⌠pleasure having you in my apartment and saving us from an evacuation.â He opens the door for me.
âStay safe, Lando.â he winks.
NOTE : donât forget that my requests are open!!
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sweet sfw ceo sev?? i literally cannot get her outta my mindđľâđŤ
EEEEEK i love ceo sev so much
men and minors dni
sevika takes your lunch breaks very seriously. even though you live and work together, you're both so busy that you still struggle to find time to just be with each other. so, every day, for ninety minutes starting at noon exactly-- sevika tracks you down in the office and takes you out for lunch.
if you're really busy, you'll order in and eat in her office.
she gets pissed if someone cuts into your lunch break. she'll just walk out of meetings the moment the clock strikes noon-- regardless of if they're over or not. if you eat in the office and someone tries to knock on your door she'll start cursing them out. "we've got thirty more minutes, if someone's not dying i don't wanna fuckin' hear it!"
she has this freaky sixth sense where she just seems to know whenever you're doing something risky around the office. it can be as small as you stapling packets without looking at your fingers, or as big as you standing on a spinny chair to reach some printer paper of the high shelf-- sevika always manages to find you right before you hurt yourself.
"baby, i think i gave myself a papercu-- what the fuck are you doing up there?!" sevika squawks as she walks in on you climing onto your desk to change the lightbulb above it. "the maintenece team's on the way!"
"i wanted to save ernie the trip." you pout as sevika hauls you off the desk.
speaking of papercuts-- you're constantly wrapping her fingers up in bandaids from all the ways she nicks herself with the endless paperwork that piles up on her desk.
for awhile, it's just normal bandaids, flesh toned or white. but then, you start having more fun with it. sometimes you'll buy a box with rainbows and star patterns, sometimes you'll get cartoon characters. sevika always rolls her eyes when you pull out a spongebob bandaid for her finger-- but she never stops you from wrapping up her small cut and kissing the bandaged finger.
(it's also incredibly funny to watch your collagues get scolded by 'scary sevika' while she's wagging a hello-kitty bandaged finger at them.)
when you first started working with her, sevika insisted she liked her coffee black.
but, as you got to know her, as you fell in love with each other, you started tweaking her order just a bit.
your girl's got a sweet tooth! the first time you bring her a black coffee with two sugars, she moans at the taste so loud you almost have to fuck her right there and then.
from then on, you're always tweaking her drinks, trying to find flavors she enjoys. she falls in love with all the special flavored syrups and creamers she can put in her coffee-- she gets excited when the seasons change and the pumpkin and peppermint flavors start coming back around.
you both try your best to keep the pda to a minimum in front of your coworkers, but old habits die hard. if you bring your wife a specific document during a meeting, she thanks you with a peck to your cheek, even if she's surrounded by stock investors. you're always straightening her ties and lapels for her, tucking her hair behind her ears when it gets in her eyes-- even if she's chewing somebody out while you do it.
it's not like your co-workers mind. at least, not the ones you and sevika like. most of them find you adorable. seamus calls you his work moms.
and, from time to time you'll get a text from one of your friends at work, with a video or photo included of you and sevika slumped asleep together on the couch in your office, or the two of you staring in each other's eyes lovingly while completely ignoring the meeting happening around you... or you smacking sevika's ass and making her jump half a foot in the air.
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Trash Novel Chronicles: Get Me Out of Here || Rook Hunt
Youâre isekaiâd into a trashy novel and stuck as a tragic side knight character. All you want is survival, but your boss is Rook Huntâa poetic, eccentric duke.
Now youâre caught in his chaos and, worse, you kinda donât mind.
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Youâre a completely normal person. You eat normal meals at normal times, sleep the normal amount of hours (give or take a few, who needs all eight anyway?), and hold down a regular, soul-crushingly normal job. Itâs not glamorous, but it pays the bills and lets you indulge in your one true love: reading web novels for five hours straight like some kind of feral literature goblin.
Your current obsession? The Ladyâs Tragic Love. Itâs the sort of story that you canât put downânot because itâs good, but because itâs so excruciatingly terrible that it loops back around into comedy. The heroine has all the personality of a wet tissue but somehow manages to ruin everyoneâs lives with reckless abandon. Itâs almost impressive.
You rub your temples as you skim yet another chapter. âOh my God, this woman has the moral compass of a black hole,â you mutter.
The plot makes less sense the deeper you go: the heroine starts off as the daughter of a down-on-their-luck noble family. Her father racks up an unholy amount of debt, so sheâs forced to marry a viscount whoâget thisâis actually a nice guy. Like, genuinely kind. He agrees to marry her in name only to protect her from debt collectors, even offering to fund her hobbies.
And what does she do? Poison him. Poison him!
"Okay, maybe she's misunderstood," you think, in the kind of delusional optimism only a web novel enthusiast can muster.
Nope. She poisons him because she "canât stand looking at his face," which is only mildly unattractive and not the ogre-like monstrosity the text implies. Also, he was literally helping her stay alive.
âOh, sure, letâs kill the only decent male character in this hellscape. Why not?â you hiss, scrolling furiously.
After committing literal murder, the heroine sets her sights on an archduke, who is tall, handsome, and very much engaged to the so-called villainess. The villainess is stunning, kind, intelligent, and inexplicably hated by everyone becauseâchecks notesâsheâs too perfect?
At this point, you're gripping your phone so hard that itâs a miracle it doesnât snap in half. âWhy is the villainess the villain? This should be the heroineâs title! Sheâs practically speedrunning how to be the worst human being alive!â
But no, the heroine gets rewarded for her nonsense. The archduke doesnât fall for her (because he has taste), but the crown prince does. The prince, apparently a sucker for chaos, marries her. Instead of being happy with her new title and riches, the heroine spends her days scheming to ruin the villainessâs life because, in her words, âHow dare the archduke choose someone that isnât me?â
You pause and reread that line. Then reread it again.
âWHAT?!â you yell so loudly that your downstairs neighbor bangs on the ceiling.
Itâs a spiral of nonsense that drags you through emotional whiplash until you finish the last chapter with a migraine and a full-blown existential crisis. You stare at the screen. "Why...why did I do this to myself?"
You stumble out to your tiny balcony to clear your head, phone still in hand. The cool night air washes over you as you lean on the railing, your brain buzzing with rage and confusion.
âWhy does she get a happy ending?â you grumble. âSheâs a walking red flag factory! The villainess deserves to be queen, and the prince deserves a lobotomy for his taste in women!â
In your frustration, you kick the balcony railing. Unfortunately, your landlord hasnât exactly been diligent about repairs. The rusted screws holding it in place give way with a terrifying screech.
âOh, come on,â you say, deadpan, as the railing collapses beneath you.
You plummet ten stories down, bouncing off an awning like some kind of cartoon character before landing face-first in a suspiciously placed fruit cart.
As darkness creeps in, your final thought is not of regret, nor fear, but of pure, unfiltered pettiness:
âI hope my next life is more exciting⌠and I never have to read about this heroine again.â
With that, you pass out, blissfully unaware of the absurd fate that awaits you.
You wake up, groggy and disoriented, and immediately ask yourself the first logical question: Why the hell am I alive?
The last thing you remember is gravity betraying you and a suspiciously convenient fruit cart breaking your fall. But when you sit up and look around, itâs very clear youâre not in your crappy apartment anymore. For starters, this place is way too clean, smells faintly of vanilla, andâoh, is that sunlight streaming through those beautiful glass windows? Not the dim, depressing flicker of the streetlight outside your old place?
Something is very wrong.
You scramble out of the bed, which is definitely not your rickety twin-sized monstrosity held together with duct tape and misplaced hope, and start poking around. The furniture is elegant, the carpet is plush, and thereâs an oil painting on the wall that practically screams, Welcome to Generic Medieval Europeâ˘!
The realization slams into you with all the subtlety of a freight train: Youâre in that garbage web novel.
You pause, frozen, your brain throwing up a million red flags at once. Your knees almost buckle. "Nope. No. Absolutely not. This is some kind of cosmic punishment," you whisper to yourself, clutching your temples.
You creep towards the ornate mirror on the other side of the room, your reflection getting clearer with every step. âPlease,â you mutter, âif thereâs a single merciful entity out there, donât let me be the heroine. Or the villainess. Or, God forbid, one of the male leads.â
You finally reach the mirror, squeeze your eyes shut, then crack one open. And there you are: just some random face.
âOh, thank God,â you exhale, slumping against the wall. Youâre not the heroine. Youâre not the villainess. Youâre not one of the tragic walking disasters that make up the main cast. You're just⌠some person. A total nobody.
But just as youâre about to bust out your victory dance of mediocrity, something catches your eye. You lean closer, squinting.
Wait.
No.
NO.
Youâre that nobody.
Youâre the tragic commoner knight who gets blackmailed by the heroine, coerced into doing her dirty work, and ends up assassinating the villainess for her. The same commoner knight who dies in three chapters because the heroine throws them under the bus as soon as the villainess's fiancĂŠ finds out what happened.
You stagger back from the mirror like itâs cursed. âNope. Nope. Absolutely not. I did not reincarnate into this medieval soap opera just to get unalived in the dumbest way possible,â you say, pacing the room like a lunatic.
Your characterâs life flashes before your eyes: the abusive father, the crippling family loyalty, the gambling debts. This poor soul had it rough even before getting turned into the heroineâs personal murder minion. And you? Youâre not about to pick up that torch.
So you grab some parchment and pen what might be the most passive-aggressive resignation letter of all time.
âTo Her Highness, the Crown Princess,
Kindly do your own dirty work from now on. My father can gamble himself into oblivion. Iâm out. Good luck with your reign or whatever.â
Satisfied, you sign it with an unnecessarily large flourish, slap it on the desk, and prepare to bounce.
Youâre halfway down the hall when you almost walk face-first into him.
Rook Hunt, the walking embodiment of âthis guy doesnât belong in this novel but here he is anyway,â stands there with his golden hair and overly dramatic smile. Heâs loud. Heâs eccentric. Heâs dressed like heâs about to break into a musical number about the beauty of life. Oh, and heâs also the duke whose household you served in as a knight before you quit.
âMon ami!â he exclaims, throwing his arms wide like youâre long-lost lovers. âYouâve returned to me! What an exquisite twist of fate! Shall we celebrate the beauty of reunion?â
âNo,â you say flatly. You attempt to sidestep him, but Rook doesnât just let things go.
âYou cannot leave me again! Do you not wish to resume your role as my loyal knight?â
âAbsolutely not,â you snap on instinct, because why on earth would you willingly dive back into this mess? But then it hits you. Wait.
Rook isnât part of the main plot. Heâs not the crown prince, not the archduke, not the villain, and definitely not one of the doomed love interests. Heâs just⌠there. A minor character. A colorful extra who pops up to sprinkle poetic nonsense into the plot and then wanders offstage.
Your brain kicks into overdrive. If you stick with him, youâll be close enough to the action to keep tabs but far enough to avoid the heroineâs nonsense. Plus, salary. And minor characters like him rarely die!
Your decision solidifies. You plaster on a winning smile and nod. âActually, on second thought, yeah. Letâs do that.â
âMagnifique!â Rook practically beams as he grabs your arm. âCome, let us bask in the splendor of returning home!â
You follow him, letting his endless stream of poetic babble wash over you. Is this the best plan? Probably not. But it beats getting murdered for a heroine who couldnât find her moral compass with both hands and a map.
You make it back to the dukeâs grand estateâbecause of course itâs grand. Every aristocrat in this godforsaken novel seems to have a mansion the size of a small country. Rook practically floats through the gates, his dramatic energy causing every passing servant to give him the ânot againâ look. You follow, still trying to process the reality of your current situation.
After an unnecessarily flowery tour of the place (youâve been here before in this body, but you let him talk because itâs easier than interrupting), he finally stops in the courtyard. He turns to you, his eyes gleaming with excitement.
âNow, mon chevalier, reclaim your rightful position as my trusted bodyguard!â he declares, flinging his arms wide as if inviting the heavens to applaud him.
You blink. ââŚRespectfully, sir, why do you need a bodyguard?â
He pauses, staring at you like you just asked why water is wet. Then, with an infuriatingly serene smile, he says, âAh, but the shadows are filled with secrets, my dear knight! The beauty of life is in its mysteries, nâest-ce pas?â
You squint at him. âOkay, but that doesnât answer the question.â
He leans in closer, dropping his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. âBecause the wolves, mon ami. The wolves.â
You freeze. ââŚWhat wolves?â
Rook straightens up, tilting his head as if contemplating the meaning of the universe. âAh, they are everywhere and nowhere. In the forests, in the halls, in the hearts of men. Who can say where danger truly lies?â
This man just said a whole lot of words without saying anything.
âRight,â you say slowly, pinching the bridge of your nose. âBut youâre, like, ridiculously strong. Iâm pretty sure you could take on any wolfâmetaphorical or notâby yourself.â
âAh, mon chevalier,â he says with a wistful sigh, placing a hand on his chest like heâs reciting a Shakespearean soliloquy. âStrength alone cannot protect one from the unexpected, the unseen, the poetry of peril!â
You stare at him, trying to figure out if this is some sort of elaborate prank. But no. This man is completely serious.
âSo⌠wolves. Poetry of peril. Got it,â you mutter, rubbing your temples. âIâll, uh, just⌠go patrol or something, I guess.â
Rook claps his hands together, beaming. âAh, magnifique! I knew you would understand! Truly, you are a gem among knights!â
You slink off, still scratching your head. Youâre 90% sure the wolves are a metaphor for absolutely nothing, but who are you to question the logic of a trash novel? At least the pay is good.
You quickly realize this trash novel is trying to trash you right back. Itâs like every corner you turn, fate has decided you donât deserve a peaceful life.
Walking through the garden to calm your nerves? Someone leaps out of the hedges with a dagger. You narrowly dodge, trip over a decorative fountain, and the attacker runs off, cackling.
Trying to enjoy the roses because youâre starting to think, âHey, if I gotta die, at least let it be aesthetic?â Nope, arrow. Right past your ear.
By the fifth assassination attempt (some guy âaccidentallyâ dropping a potted plant from a balcony), it clicks. The heroine mustâve decided since youâre not doing her dirty work anymore, she needs to eliminate you before you spill the beans. But, unlike her, you have brains.
So, you write a letter.
Dear Villainess and Esteemed Archduke,
I hope this letter finds you well, though considering the general chaos surrounding us, that feels optimistic.
I am writing to inform you of an unfortunate situation involving a certain someone (cough the crown princess cough) who has, shall we say, less-than-noble intentions toward your continued existence.
To clarify: she asked me to assassinate you. I know, shocking. However, as someone who values integrity, personal safety, and not being murdered by shady royalty, Iâve decided to step down from my position as her unwilling assassin.
This does mean she may hire someone else to handle the job, which is unfortunate for you but also none of my business anymore. Iâm not sure how you typically handle murder plots, but I suggest taking precautions, like perhaps not smelling your roses or standing under precariously placed flower pots.
Lastly, while I am admittedly a pawn in this chaotic mess, I felt it was only fair to let you know whatâs going on. I wish you both a long, unassassinated life.
Warm regards,
Your Local Retired Assassin
P.S. Please donât kill me. Iâm just the messenger.
You thought this letter would buy you peace. Instead, it bought you an invitation.
And by âinvitation,â you mean youâve been dragged into a private meeting with the villainess and the archduke, who are both sitting across from you now, looking like theyâre deciding whether to thank you or strangle you.
âSo,â the villainess says, her voice like ice. âYouâre telling me the crown princess is plotting to kill me?â
âUh, yes,â you say, your palms sweating. âBut, like, not me anymore! Iâve retired. Permanently.â
The archduke raises an eyebrow. âWhy would she want to kill us?â
You glance at the villainess. âUh⌠because you exist?â
Before the villainess can stab you (she looks ready), the door swings open, and in saunters Rook.
âAh, my friends!â he says, grinning ear to ear. âHow serendipitous that we are all here. I believe I can shed some light on this matter.â
You gape as Rook launches into a detailed explanation of the heroineâs convoluted schemeâexactly what sheâs planning, who sheâs hiring, and even the color of the dress sheâll wear while gloating about it.
The villainess and the archduke exchange a glance, then rise, thanking Rook for his âinvaluable insightâ before sweeping out of the room, leaving you and Rook alone.
You turn to him, your jaw still on the floor. âHow do you even know all that?â
Rook just winks at you. âAh, mon chevalier, the shadows have ears, and I am their maestro.â
He struts out, humming a jaunty tune, leaving you sitting there, more confused than ever. At this point, youâre half-convinced Rook is either a genius or just making stuff up as he goes. And honestly? Youâre too tired to figure it out.
Youâre stationed at the edge of the garden, trying your best to blend into the scenery while the tea party unfolds. Rook, as usual, is the life of the gathering, passionately chatting with Vil and Epel, who looks like heâd rather be anywhere else.
Youâre in your usual "bodyguard mode," which mostly consists of staring off into the distance and trying not to fall asleep. Itâs peacefulâfor onceâuntil Epel casually drops a comment loud enough for even you to hear.
"Rook, you finally got them back, huh?"
Your brain screeches to a halt.
Got you back? Back? What does that mean? What is there to get back? Was there something to get back in the first place?
You barely have time to process any of this before Rook, in the most Rook way possible, interrupts with a flurry of poetic nonsense.
âAh, young Epel, the winds of fortune have indeed graced me with their bounteous song! But let us not dwell on the past, for the present blooms before us like a radiant garden of opportunity!â
You blink. Did⌠did that mean anything? Epel seems to think it doesnât, judging by the way he rolls his eyes and mutters something under his breath. But youâre too busy processing the odd look on Rookâs face to care.
Because, for the first time ever, Rook looks nervous.
His usual serene confidence is still there, but thereâs a hint of something elseâa faint pink dusting his cheeks, an almost imperceptible shift in his tone. And why the hell is your heart fluttering at the sight?
You squint at him, trying to decode whatever is happening here. Is he⌠embarrassed? Flustered? Can Rook even be flustered?
Before you can spiral further into overthinking, you notice Vilâs sharp gaze cutting through the moment like a knife. His violet eyes lock onto yours, and an infuriatingly amused smile tugs at the corner of his lips.
Oh no. He knows.
Vil, of course, pretends like nothingâs happening, smoothly pouring himself another cup of tea and joining the conversation like the consummate aristocrat he is. But every so often, you catch him glancing at you with that same entertained expression, like heâs just discovered a juicy secret.
You try to shake it off, refusing to let yourself be dragged into this nonsense. But Rookâs flushed face lingers in your mind, and every time he smiles at you for the rest of the party, you feel the heat creeping up your own cheeks.
Great. Just great. Whatever this is, itâs going to haunt you for days.
It started with an uproar in the palaceâa desperate, urgent call for help sent to Rook, Duke of Hunt.
"The wolves are attacking!"
You were mid-sword practice when the messenger arrived, breathless and frantic. He handed the summons to Rook, who took the parchment with an amused smile.
"Wolves, you say?" he mused, tapping his chin dramatically.
"Yes, my lord!" The messenger practically collapsed from the effort of delivering the message. "Theyâve breached the outer gardens, and the prince and heroine request your immediate assistance!"
Rook looked at you, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Ah, mon chevalier, do you recall what I told you once about wolves?"
You blinked, frowning. "You mean the thing about being surrounded by wolves one day? I thought you were joking."
Rookâs grin widened. "Oh, I never jest about wolves."
You opened your mouth to demand clarification, but Rook waved the parchment dismissively. "Alas, I must decline."
The messenger froze. "W-What? ButâŚyouâre the Duke of Hunt! The greatest tracker and marksman in the kingdom! Without you, the palace is doomed!"
Rook leaned forward conspiratorially. "Tell me, mon ami, what makes you think Iâd risk life and limb for the likes of the heroine and her precious prince?"
The messenger stammered. "B-Butâ"
Rook held up a hand, silencing him. "No, no. I simply cannot. My schedule is far too packed. Why, just this morning, I promised my chevalier here that Iâd help reorganize their weapons rack." He turned to you with a wink. "Isnât that right?"
You rolled your eyes but nodded. "Yep. Super busy."
The messenger left, looking utterly defeated. You figured that was the end of it.
It wasnât.
Over the next two hours, messengers kept arriving, each more desperate than the last. Rook refused them all with increasing flamboyance.
One messenger was sent away with, "Alas, the stars are not in alignment for such a hunt!"
Another was dismissed with, "The winds whisper that this is not my destiny today."
Finally, a personal plea came from the heroine herself. She barged into the estate, dramatically throwing herself at Rookâs feet.
"Oh, noble Duke!" she wailed. "You are the only one who can save us! Please, I beg of you!"
Rook tilted his head, pretending to think it over. Then he glanced at you, his expression suddenly sharp beneath the veneer of cheer.
"And what of my chevalier?" he asked.
The heroine frowned. "What do you mean?"
"Youâve made quite a nuisance of yourself lately," Rook said lightly, though there was an edge to his voice. "Why, only yesterday, you sent someone to ambush them in the gardens, did you not?"
Her face paled.
"I might reconsider," Rook said, his tone taking on a singsong quality, "if you promise to leave them alone from now on."
There was a long, tense pause. The heroineâs expression flickered between rage and fear before she finally forced a smile. "Very well. I promise."
"Splendid!" Rook clapped his hands and stood. "To the hunt, then!"
You stood there in stunned silence as he walked out the door, bow in hand. When he turned back to flash you a grin, you couldnât help but mutter, "What the hell just happened?"
Rookâs laugh echoed through the halls, and you were left wondering yet again if youâd ever fully understand this ridiculous man.
Itâs payday, baby.
Youâve never been more excited to hold a pouch of jingling coins in your life. Your day off couldnât have come at a better time, and youâve already decided to treat yourself. No assassination attempts, no cryptic poetry, no Rook yammering about beautyâjust you, the market, and sweet, sweet retail therapy.
After wandering for a while, you stumble upon a fruit stall, and your eyes light up. The produce is incredibleâvividly colored, juicy, and nothing like the waxy, suspiciously glossy stuff youâd get in your original world. You donât even know what half these fruits are, but they smell amazing, and youâre buying them all.
As you carry your haul back to the manor, an idea hits you like a freight train. Youâve been craving dessertâspecifically, something you canât get in medieval Europe. Something simple, sweet, and utterly anachronistic.
And thatâs how you end up in the kitchen, surrounded by fresh fruit, flour, sugar, and whatever else youâve managed to scrounge up. Youâre determined to make crĂŞpes. Yes, you know they werenât invented yet, but the cooks donât even seem to know what a waffle is, so theyâre not going to stop you.
It takes a bit of trial and errorâbecause, shocker, medieval kitchens are not equipped for finesseâbut eventually, youâve got a plate of soft, golden crĂŞpes filled with fresh fruit and drizzled with honey. Itâs so beautiful it almost brings a tear to your eye.
Youâre mid-bite, mentally congratulating yourself, when Rook materializes out of nowhere like some kind of dessert-seeking missile.
âMon chevalier! What marvel have you crafted here in this humble kitchen? The scent alone rivals the sweetest perfume!â
You freeze. This is fine. Heâs just curious. Thereâs no reason to panic. Subconsciously, you scoop up a bite on your fork and offer it to him, your body on autopilot.
Rook doesnât hesitate, leaning in and accepting the bite with the elegance of a prince at court. âMagnifique! Truly, you have woven magic into this creation, mon cher!â
You relax slightly, pride swelling at the complimentâuntil he takes your hand and licks a stray drop of honey from your finger.
Your brain short-circuits.
Before you can even form a coherent thought, Rook grins at you with that infuriatingly charming smile of his, leaning in to press a quick kiss to your cheek.
âYou are as talented in the kitchen as you are with a blade,â he says, his voice warm and soft, as if he hasnât just dismantled your sanity.
And then heâs gone, striding out of the kitchen with his usual jaunty step, leaving you standing there like an idiot, replaying the sensation of his lips on your cheek and his tongue on your finger.
You slowly sink to the floor, crĂŞpe in hand, trying to process what just happened.
âWhy,â you mutter to yourself, taking another bite of your crĂŞpe for courage, âdoes this keep happening to me?â
Life had beenâŚdare you say it, pleasant recently. No assassination attempts, no tea parties and no surprise arrows whizzing by your head. You were almost convinced this world might not be so bad after all.
But like clockwork, the plot reared its ugly head.
You were outside, basking in the rare serenity of a quiet afternoon, when the shouting began. You knew the voice instantly. It was grating, furious, and way too familiar.
Your abusive fatherâthe original youâs deadbeat excuse for a parentâhad somehow crawled out of the woodwork.
âYou useless brat!â he snarled, stomping toward you. âHow dare you stop sending money? Do you think youâre too good for your family now?!â
Oh, for the love ofâ
You crossed your arms, already done with the theatrics. âFirst of all, family implies mutual care and respect, neither of which youâve ever provided. Secondly, kiss my ass.â
The manâs face turned a deep shade of purple, veins bulging in his forehead. He raised his hand, and you didnât flinch. You werenât scared of him. You were just irritated that he had the audacity to show up and ruin your vibe.
But before his hand could even swing down, an arrow whizzed past, slicing through the air with deadly precision. It nicked his cheek, leaving a shallow cut, and he yelped like a scolded dog.
You turned, and there he was.
Rook.
But this wasnât the poetic, flowery Rook who praised sunsets and waxed lyrical about everything under the sun. No, this was Duke Hunt. His bow was clenched tightly in one hand, his expression colder than youâd ever seen. His eyes locked onto your father, sharp and unyielding, and for the first time, you truly understood why people called him a hunter.
Your father stumbled back, clutching his cheek. âY-youâll regret this! Iâll get my revenge!â he spat, turning tail and running like the two-bit villain he was.
You didnât even watch him go. You were too busy staring at Rook, your heart pounding in a way that had nothing to do with fear and everything to do with the fact that, dammit, he looked good like this.
You silently scolded yourself. Really? Now? This is when youâre going to have a revelation about your feelings? Pull it together.
Rookâs gaze softened as he looked at you, and without a word, he closed the distance between you. Before you could process it, his arms wrapped around you, pulling you into a firm, steady embrace.
You stiffened for a moment, but then it hit youâyou were shaken. You hadnât realized it until now, but the encounter had left your hands trembling. And RookâŚhe didnât say a word. He just held you, radiating warmth and reassurance, as if he knew exactly what you needed.
Slowly, you relaxed, leaning into him, letting the tension bleed out of your body. For once, there were no witty remarks, no poetic musings, no cryptic riddles. Just Rook, steady and solid, and the quiet comfort of his presence.
You closed your eyes, letting out a shaky breath. Maybe life here wasnât so bad after all.
It was the hunting competition tropeâthe bread and butter of every third-rate villainess novel ever written. Noblemen rode out in droves to massacre innocent wildlife in the name of prestige, while the women gathered on the sidelines to swoon over who could kill the most majestic creature.
Normally, you'd find this whole affair ridiculous, but today? Today, it was a strategic opportunity.
Rook and you had cooked up a plan. After bagging his game, Rook would publicly gift it to the villainess, cementing the stance of his household against the heroine. A subtle yet unmistakable message to everyone present: this dukeâs house wasnât here to play politics; it was drawing battle lines.
Rook was, predictably, ecstatic about it all. âAh, mon chevalier, what a splendid opportunity to honor beauty and justice with the art of the hunt!â he proclaimed, twirling dramatically as he readied his bow.
What you didnât anticipate was his strange fixation on a handkerchief before he left.
Throughout the day, noblewomen approached Rook, each one batting their lashes and holding out dainty, embroidered handkerchiefs. It was practically a parade of desperate peahens.
âOh, Lord Hunt, a token for luck!â cooed one particularly persistent lady, pushing her frilly kerchief toward him.
Rook clasped his hands to his chest with exaggerated reverence. âAh, mademoiselle, your thoughtfulness moves me beyond words, but alas, I cannot accept. To carry such a treasure into the wild would be to risk its loss, and I could never bear such tragedy!â
Another woman attempted to loop her kerchief around his wrist directly. Rook gracefully dodged, as though she were offering him a live snake. âMy dear lady, your artistry is unparalleled, but the only adornment fit for this hunt is the pure, untainted spirit of nature herself!â
By the third rejection, you were practically biting your tongue to keep from laughing.
But then came the curveball.
âAh,â Rook sighed as he approached you. âIf only I had a handkerchief imbued with sincerity. A simple, honest token to guide my aim and steady my heart!â
You blinked at him. âWhat, likeâŚthis?â You pulled out your completely ordinary, unembellished handkerchief and held it out.
Rookâs eyes lit up as though youâd just handed him the Holy Grail. âMon chevalier! How perfect! How divine! This humble square of cloth shall be my guiding light!â
Before you could protest, he tied it around his arm with a flourish and rode off, looking like he was ready to star in his own personal opera.
From his place in the pavilion, Vil Schoenheit took a slow, deliberate sip of his tea, his sharp eyes locking onto yours with a glint of pure amusement. The smirk tugging at his lips seemed to say, Oh, I know exactly whatâs going on.
Meanwhile, Epel squinted between you and Rook, his expression shifting rapidly as though heâd just cracked the secret to immortality. He whispered something to Vil, who nearly choked on his tea before regaining his composure.
What the hell is going on? you thought, baffled.
Fast forward to now, the present, where the plan was supposed to culminate with Rook triumphantly presenting his prize to the villainess. Simple, elegant, strategic.
So why, why, was Rook standing in front of you holding a literal griffin?
âUh, Rook,â you whispered through gritted teeth. âWhat are you doing? This is supposed to go to the villainess.â
But Rook was having none of it.
âAh, my loyal chevalier,â he declared loudly, drawing the attention of every noble in the vicinity. âIt is only fitting that such a prize goes to the one who inspires my steadfastness and resolve!â
Your jaw dropped. âRook. No.â
He turned his radiant smile on you, looking like a proud schoolboy showing off a crayon drawing to his teacher. âYes!â
The gathered nobles erupted into murmurs, and you could already feel the weight of every single judgmental stare. This was not part of the plan. But despite your internal screaming, a small, annoying part of you couldnât help but feelâŚflattered. This was a duke, and you were just a knight. A very confused, very underqualified knight, sure, but still.
Vil, still seated with his ever-present cup of tea, took another long, pointed sip, his eyes glimmering with amusement.
This was the drama heâd signed up for.
The hallway leading back to the room where Vil, Rook, and Epel were sitting felt oddly silent, the muffled voices of their conversation barely filtering through the door. You werenât one to eavesdropâbut when you heard your name, well, curiosity got the better of you.
"Just confess already," Epel was saying, his tone exasperated. "Weâve all seen the way you look at them."
Vil chimed in, his voice tinged with amusement. "Epel is right for once, Rook. Love is about timing, and yours is abysmal."
"But love is an art, mon ami," Rook replied, his tone unusually hesitant. "It cannot be rushed. It must unfold naturally, like the petals of a flower in spring."
"Okay," Vil drawled, clearly unimpressed. "But what happens when someone else plucks your âflowerâ? Say, the gardener theyâve been spending so much time with?"
The silence that followed was deafening. You leaned closer, your heart pounding, hopingâno, needingâto hear Rookâs response.
Instead, you heard nothing.
The stillness stretched unbearably until you couldnât take it anymore. You shoved the door open, startling all three occupants. "What are you talking about?"
Vil raised an eyebrow, the picture of nonchalance, though the corners of his mouth twitched with mischief. "Perfect timing, as always. Iâll leave you two to sort this out."
He grabbed a very reluctant Epel by the collar and dragged him toward the door. "Wait, I wanna see what happens!" Epel protested, but Vil shut the door behind them with a decisive click.
Which left you and Rook alone.
You crossed your arms, leveling him with a look that you hoped masked the frantic hammering of your heart. "SoâŚwhatâs this about a confession?"
Rookâs usual composure faltered. For once, the poetic, perpetually self-assured Rook you knew lookedâŚunsure. Vulnerable. His hands fidgeted with the hem of his gloves, and he avoided your gaze, staring instead at the floor.
"Rook," you said softly, stepping closer. "Please, just tell me whatâs going on. I need to know."
He finally looked up, and the raw emotion in his eyes was enough to steal your breath.
"Mon chevalier," he began, his voice low and trembling, "I have loved you from the start. At first, it was the camaraderie of equals, a kindred spirit I admired. But when you returned from the heroineâs side, defying expectations and staying true to yourselfâŚyou captured my heart completely."
You blinked, stunned. "Rook, Iâ"
He continued, the words spilling out as though heâd been holding them back for far too long. "You never treated me like I was strange. You accepted me as I am, even when others mocked my passions or dismissed my eccentricities. I never truly needed a bodyguard. I just needed you. Near me. Always."
His voice broke slightly on the last word, and you felt your resolve crumble.
You sighed, but it wasnât from exasperation. It was the sound of relief, of something clicking into place. "Next time," you said, stepping even closer, "just tell me your feelings directly. Itâll save us both a lot of trouble."
Before he could respond, you reached up and pulled him into a kiss.
It was everything a first kiss should beâlong, searing, passionate. His arms wrapped around you instinctively, pulling you flush against him as though he never wanted to let go. You melted into him, your hands sliding up to tangle in his hair, and for a moment, the world outside that kiss ceased to exist.
When you finally broke apart, both of you were breathless. Rookâs lips quirked into a smile as he whispered, "Your lips are the sweetest arrow, mon amour, and they have pierced my heart beyond repair."
You burst into laughter, burying your face in the crook of his neck to muffle the sound. "Gods, Rook, only you could ruin a moment like this with something so cheesy."
He chuckled softly, his arms still secure around you.
And as you stood there in his embrace, you couldnât help but think that this ridiculous, trashy novel world was the best thing that had ever happened to you.
The parlor was warm with the golden light of afternoon sun filtering through the windows, but the atmosphere buzzed with anticipation. You stood near Rook, his arm casually draped across the back of your chair, as Vil and Epel looked at you expectantly.
âWell?â Vil prompted, raising a perfectly arched brow.
You glanced at Rook, who smiled encouragingly, as if to say, go ahead. Clearing your throat, you announced, âWeâreâŚtogether.â
Vil sighed dramatically, setting down his teacup with a soft clink. âFinally. I was starting to think Iâd have to intervene.â
Epel, on the other hand, froze mid-sip of his cider. Slowly, he set the glass down, stood, and walked over to you. His expression was a mix of grief and dread, like someone had just informed him of some terrible, life-altering news.
He placed both hands firmly on your shoulders and looked you dead in the eyes. âGood luck,â he said, solemn as a funeral bell. âThis is a life sentence, yâknow.â
Rook chuckled, clearly amused. âMon cher Epel, you wound me! Surely being with moi is more of a treasure than a trial?â
Epel turned to him, unimpressed. âTreasure? You follow people for fun. You recite poetry to wild animals. You canât even eat pie without analyzing its existential meaning. I mean, who does that?â
You were already laughing, shaking your head as you patted Epelâs hand reassuringly. âDonât worry, Epel. This is a sentence Iâm more than happy to serve.â
Vil smirked behind his tea, watching the scene unfold with obvious amusement. âFrankly, Iâm just relieved we wonât have to endure any more of his tragic sighs every time you left a room.â
Rook clasped a hand to his heart in mock offense. âOh, Vil! My sighs are poetry incarnate!â
Vil didnât even blink. âYour sighs are the sound of unspoken melodrama. Spare me.â
Epel plopped back into his seat with a long groan, running a hand through his hair. âAnyway, I guess congratulations or whatever. At least now we can all stop pretending we donât notice him staring at you like some love-struck puppy.â
âThatâs rich,â you shot back, grinning. âYouâre the one who looks like your pet rat just died every time we get close.â
Epel huffed. âIâm just saying! Now you gotta deal with him being even more poetic! And clingy! You thought the prince and heroine were bad? Wait till you see Rook when heâs in love. Youâre doomed.â
At the mention of the prince and heroine, Vil made an exaggerated sound of disgust. âSpeaking of those two⌠Honestly, has anyone ever been so painfully predictable? The prince has all the charm of wet cardboard, and the heroineâdonât even get me started on her hair ribbons.â
âAh, the heroine,â Rook sighed wistfully, but there was a glint of mischief in his eyes. âAlways so delightfully transparent. Her schemes are like open windows to her soul.â
You snorted. âIf by soul, you mean her desperate attempts to turn everything into a sob story, then yeah, sure.â
Epel leaned forward, grinning. âDid you see her crying at the hunt competition? Like, girl, itâs a competition. What did you think would happen? That the griffin would apologize and hand itself over?â
Vil smirked, tapping a manicured finger against his chin. âOr how about the prince declaring his âeternal devotionâ to her at the banquet last week? I nearly choked on my wine.â
Rook chuckled, turning to you with a soft smile that was far more genuine than his usual theatrics. âAh, but let us not waste all our words on such trivialities. This moment, mon amour, is one of joy.â
You leaned into him, your laughter subsiding into a contented smile. His arm slipped around your shoulders, holding you close as Vil and Epel continued their playful bickering in the background.
For the first time since youâd been thrown into this absurd world, you felt completely at ease. If this was the result of being trapped in a trash novel, then so be it. You were exactly where you wanted to be.
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My Favorite Downloadable Sim Creators!
If you are anything like me, you end up putting a lot of effort into your main character sim, but don't really have the energy to create the rest of the town. The townies the game creates just don't fit the world you created in your head, so you end up disappointed. Well, a great solution is downloading other people's amazing sims and using MCCC to populate them in your town! No more random ugly townies, now you have pretty people with their own stories! Here is my list of favorite sim creators (in no particular order) and a brief description about what they make:
@wildfairies (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Match, CC-Mid. Makes a nice blend of regular and occult sims. They all look unique and pretty without being too overly detailed or distracting while playing! Most available sims have one outfit each.
@sunnyssimming (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Mix, CC-mid. Makes gorgeous female sims (and one guy). She makes mostly Maxis-Match, but some hair or makeup might dip into the alpha category. Available sims have one outfit each.
@m0ckest (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Match, CC-Free (she has a page with default replacements she uses if you want the sims to look one-to-one). She releases townie makeovers, brand-new sims, and lots. I'm honestly pretty impressed with how good her sims look without using CC!
@pearlean (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Match/Custom Art Style, CC-Mid/Heavy. She has her own art style which I would say is closest to something like Telltale's Walking Dead game, which is aided by her beautiful GShade preset. Some base sims and some with one outfit.
@nikatyler (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Match, CC-Lite. If you want a full catalog of available sims, you'll want to check her out (seriously, 29 pages of Sims 4 downloads alone, and she has stuff for Sims 3 as well). She has townie makeovers, brand-new sims, lots, and a good mix of regular and occult sims! Most downloads have all outfits included.
@seyvia (Tag) - Maxis-Mix, CC-Mid/Heavy. She has a more cartoony art style with large eyes and expressive faces, which is right up my alley! She has also remade the Stardew Valley bachelors/bachelorettes and even has some CC-Free downloads. Downloads have all outfits included.
@puppycheesecake (Tag) - Maxis-Match, CC-Mid. They have some really creative ideas for sims, with a lot of horror/occult/fantasy-inspired ones (although there are plenty of regular sims, too!) Some downloads have all outfits, some have one, but it is labelled which is which on each sim.
@youngcozyboy (Tag) - Maxis-Mix/Alpha, CC-Heavy. Anime/cartoon-influenced, with some more NSFW downloads/pictures sprinkled in there. They have a large catalog of downloads/townie makeovers and plenty of fantasy-inspired sims (which is something I always love to see). They are Korean, so you'll have to rename the sims once you've downloaded them if you don't speak it, but that isn't a big deal. Also, their screenshots are so expressive and pretty, it really captures each sim's personality! Most sims have one outfit included.
@ladychaos (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Match, CC-Lite/Free. She has her own save file that you can download and use, but she also posts everything to the gallery and her Patreon! Her lots and households all have a cozy look/feel to them and have their own stories to tell. I particular love her Strangerville ones! All downloads have all outfits included.
@bansheeso (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Match/Mix, CC-Mid. If you are looking for some pretty occult boys (and one girl), then she is the person to go to. I love populating my town with some occult/fantasy sims, so her creations are great for my world! Their household names are in Ukrainian, but that's not a problem since they can easily be renamed. Each download has one outfit.
@fallstaticexit (Tag) - Maxis-Match, CC-Mid. Some nice looking townie makeovers along with some retired sims from their stories. Really solid additions to any world! If you do check her out, be sure to look at her Children of the Forest story, I'm very invested in it! Some come with all their outfits and some come with one.
@acuar-io (Tag/Patreon) - Maxis-Match, CC-Mid. He makes some great, unique-looking sims and makeovers. No same-face syndrome here, each sim has their own distinct face structure with some wrinkles, moles, and other details that I feel like get overlooked too often to make the most beautiful sim. Unique sims have one outfit and makeovers have all outfits.
@kharssims (Tag) - Maxis-Match, CC-Mid/High. He focuses on male sims and they look great! The perfect amount of facial details like wrinkles, freckles, and moles to keep them looking unique and like an actual person you could come across. Each download has one outfit.
@thebramblewood (Tag) - Maxis-Match, CC-Lite/Mid. While they may not have a huge catalog, I think that they have a great selection of maxis-match sims, both makeovers and originals, to choose from. My personal favorite of theirs is Bridget Bledsoe from their Occult Sim Dump! Each sim has one outfit.
Some Honorable Mentions!
@occultradio (Tag) - Maxis-Match, CC-Mid. They don't make sim downloads often, but I love the ones they have available so much. Their Mothman is one of my favorite sims in my entire gallery!
@mothelette - They don't have their sims up for download, but I gotta point out the witchcraft they perform to make their beautifully-stylized sims. Their creations are amazing.
@nefarrilou - They don't have their sims up for download, but they do create beautiful lookbooks. Occults, townie makeovers, and recreations of popular characters in media, they'll have something you'll enjoy!
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Can u pls do jjk men fic w a chubby reader where the boys like her but they think he wouldnât go for her cuz sheâs a lil extra thicc.
(Maybe other jealous ppl tell her that too n make her insecure) and then the boys find out and confess n stuff (and spice too maybe) :3
JJK Men: Youâre Beautiful!
Summary: JJK Men react to someone making you feel insecure about your body.
Characters: Choso Kamo, Ryomen Sukuna (Roommate AU), Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Chubby!AFAB!Reader
Warnings: making out, public smexy stuff, dry humping feeling up, body worship, language, fatphobia, body shaming, weight insecurities, WordÂ
Count: 9K
A/N: Sorry for the lack of content! I wanted to finish this fic, and I have two others that are almost done, but your girl kept passing out in the middle of editing this! I hope you enjoy it!!
Choso Kamo:Â
âSnacks?â
âCheck.â
âWater?â
âCheck!â
âPicnic blanket?â
There was a pause on the other line of the phone. âShit!â Choso yelled as you watched him turn back towards his house. âI knew I was forgetting something.â You bit down on your lip, kicking your feet as he turned his pretty eyes on you. The second your eyes made contact, you felt your cheeks flush as he smiled softly.
You felt your cheeks flush under his gaze as he turned and went back inside his apartment. You fell harder for your best friend when he smiled at you like that. The man you sat next to in art class who was quiet and kept to himself. Sitting there despite your friend's pleas for you not to had been the best decision of your entire life. Choso was amazing! He was sweet and talented, and he had a huge heart.Â
He loved his brothers and took amazing care of them, and God, he was so sweet. Plus, he was like the hottest guy youâd ever seen. God, you had it down for him, but you didn't dare tell him how you feltânot yet.
âHey, whatâs wrong?â Choso said as he walked to his car.
âN-Nothing!â
âThere is because you haven't shown me your outfit.âÂ
You perked up, grinning as you propped the phone on your vanity, standing far enough to show Choso your outfit. âI'm wearing a crop top and shorts!â you grinned, twirling around, showing off your thick, curvy body that you loved. What do you think?â When you glanced at the phone, you nearly tripped as you saw Choso smiling dreamily at you, his chin resting on his steering wheel as he stared.
âYou look cute.â He said in an almost hushed tone that had your heart racing. âAlright, Iâm on my way. Iâll be there soon.â
âSounds good. Please be safe while driving over here.â
âI always am.â
The second line disconnected, and you shoved your face into the corner and kicked your feet. He was so cute, and he said you were adorable! This was the best day ever, and he hadnât even picked you up yet. Your eagerness had you rushing out of your room into the living room, where you found your roommate sitting. She was watching television, and as soon as she heard your entrance, she glanced up, eyes wide as she did a double takeover of your outfit.Â
You looked smoking hot. Your boobs were perfectly fitted in the tight crop top. At the same time, the curve of your ass would have men howling at it like those old-timey cartoons. Your hair was styled perfectly, and your light makeup was done. You were a stunning sight. But it wasnât just your beauty that had your roommate seething with jealousy. It was your confidence and your giddy attitude over the fact that Choso Kamo was taking you out.
âWhere are you off to?â
âOh, Choso is taking me to the park! Theyâre having a movie night there, so we got tons of snacks, and weâre just going to watch a movie and talk under the stars.â The dreamily lovey-dovey look in your eyes made you already jealous of your roommate.Â
âYou're going out like that?âÂ
Her words had you stopping in your tracks as you glanced down at yourself. âYeahâ? Why do I have a hole in my pants or something?â You glance back at your pants.
âNo, it's justâyouâre going to be wearing a crop top in public with Choso?âÂ
âI always wear crop tops.âÂ
Your roommate could see the hesitation in your eyes at her words. âYeah, but thatâs normally when weâre with our other friends. You know friends who are thick like you. Youâll be sitting on a blanket next to Choso, who looks like an artisan carved him out of marble.â You swallowed, poking at your cute tummy. âI just wouldn't want you to be embarrassed; you are a little extra thick.â She stood up, carrying her past you and moving towards the kitchen. âYou arenât trying to impress him by wearing something like that, right?â
You had been trying to impress him. You picked out your cutest and the shorts that looked great on you. This was the outfit you always wore when you needed a confidence boost.
âOhâyou were trying to impress him, werenât you?â You swallowed hard at your suddenly dry throat. âOh honey, youâre too thick for him. Could you imagine being on top of him?â She shook her head as she threw her bowl in the sink. âIf you want to impress him, maybe pick up on my workout regiment?âÂ
Her words left you feeling stunned as you scoffed. âThat was fucking rude.â You snapped, eyebrows throwing together as you glared. âChoso said my outfit looked cute. And you might be insecure with your body, but I love mine.â Your roommate rolled her eyes as she grabbed her keys off the counter, heading for the door.Â
âCute as in a sisterly way, probably.âÂ
As the door to your shared department behind her, you resisted the urge to throw her motherâs face at the door. Ever since you and Choso had grown closer together, your roommate, who was a friendly acquaintance, had turned into a mythic bitch. She was constantly jabbing you about your weight and what you wore. It might be time for you to start looking for a new roommate or somewhere else to live. She had just to be jealous, which shouldnât affect you.
But it did.
As you glanced at the mirror, you suddenly felt overly exposed. She was right; Choso had a nice build, and you were curvy and thick. Those toxic, cruel words had you reaching into the closet, slipping on a hoodie over your shorts before you headed downstairs to wait for Choso to arrive.
The second he pulled up in front of your dorm, the passenger-side window rolled down. âHey cutie, ready foââ Choso frowned eyeing the hoodie as you got in the front seat. âUhm, what happened to the crop top and shorts?â He prodded as he pulled onto the main road, heading for the park.
âUhmâI got cold.â
âItâs eighty degrees.â
âYeah? So?â
Choso sighed, running his tongue over his bottom lip as he focused on the road. âYou know I hate it when you lie to me.â That stung like a lash from a whip.Â
âIâm not lying.â You sighed out, tilting your head back.
âHa, you honestly think Iâm buying that? I know you. And I know when youâre cold because youâre normally on top of me, trying to steal my body heat. So you arenât cold.â It was almost annoying that he knew you so well. But at the same time, you were thankful that he did. Slowly turning your head, you could see him glancing at you every few seconds while he maintained a vigilant gaze on the road. âSo, are you going to come up with another shitty lie? Or are you gonna tell me why youâre wearing a hoodie over the outfit you were so excited to show me.âÂ
You groaned, scrubbing your hands down your face before turning in your seat. âHas anyone told you that itâs annoying how observant you are?â The remark only had your crush smiling. âFine, fine, uhmââ you rubbed your neck, âmy roommate made some pretty nasty comments, so I wasnât feeling as confident in it.âÂ
Anger tagged at the features of Chosoâs face. âWhat?!â He snapped, turning his gaze back on you.Â
âYeah, itâs pretty shocking, to say the least. She said lots of stuff. Mostly along the lines that I was too thick to be wearing what I was.â Those words rang in your ears. âShe asked if I was trying to impress you, and when I said I was, she said I was too thick for you. And I snapped back, telling her you said my outfit was cute.â The blinker clicked several times. It chose to pull off the main road and down a dark alley. âAnd then she said that it was most likely in a brotherly way. Which I knew it was bullshit because weâre friends and you were just hyping me up.â
âNo, " the car stopped completely. Youâre both wrong.â
When you turned your attention back on Choso, he unbuckled his seatbelt. âI-I was wrong?â you squeaked as he learned over the console. His thick, long fingers grabbed both sides of your face.Â
âYeah, I meant it in an I have the biggest fucking crush on you, and I want to kiss the hell out of you kind of way.âÂ
You breathed heavily as he brushed his nose against yours, closing the distance between you. âW-What a coincidence, I have the biggest crush on you too.â He hummed stray dark strands of hair, tickling your cheek. âA-And I would love to kiss you.â You were suddenly yanked forward, Chosoâs lips on yours as he kissed you like you had never been kissed before.Â
You melted, and the sweet taste of mint flooded your mouth as he ran his tongue along your bottom lip. With a soft moan, you opened your mouth for him, shaking as his hands reached around you, grabbing the back of your head, forcing your lips harder against his as he deepened the kiss. His tongue moved feverishly against yours as he pulled you tight against his chest.Â
âM-mm!â You moaned, digging your fingers into his shirt, reciprocating the want that he had shown you.
Choso broke the kiss, first panting heavily as he glared at your hoodie as if it had insulted one of his brothers. âTake this off; I wanna see your body.â He growled, grabbing the fabric shielding you from his gaze, tugging it over your head, and throwing it somewhere in the backseat. âOooh fuck.â He whispered, hands gliding over your shoulder, saying he took in an eye full of your beauty. âYouâre so pretty.â His eyes slowly met yours as he yanked you over the console.Â
âW-Wait!â You yelped out, your roommate's words hitting you at a terrible time. âHold on!â
âMy windows are tinted. Itâs fine.â
âThatâs not it! I donât want to crush you.âÂ
âHoney,â you squeaked out another gasp as Choso bull-yanked you over the console of the car, flopping you down on his lap. âYou arenât going to crush me. Fuck.â He groaned as he laid the seat back. âFuccck, youâre so pretty.â He whispered, running his hands over your beautiful curves, fingers gently caressing the stretch marks on your sides. âYou have no idea how much I wanted this. To have you in my arms, kissing you, worshiping your beautiful body.âÂ
You moaned, shaking slightly as you pressed his face and your breasts, kissing and nipping out your cleavage. âF-Fuckââ Shivers ran down your spine, and goosebumps littered your arms; your best friend continued to run his hands up and down your body, taking you in like this was the first time he saw you.
âYouâre a masterpiece.â His hands grow up your ass, squeezing it. âI canât believe I can finally admire your beauty up close and personal and not from afar anymore.â Choso ran his tongue over your breasts while his hands moved your hips, encouraging you to rock against him.
âC-Choso~ g-god me too; Iâve wanted you for so long.âÂ
âThen have me.â
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Your hips automatically began rocking against the hardening bulge in his jeans, drawing out soft moans from the both of you. Each roll of your jean-clad shorts against him was like electricity, like fireworks going off at a summer festival. It was exciting and new, and each move was more exciting than the first, as you were both bound by rhythm, and that was perfect in no time. Chosoâs fingers dug into your hips as your lips found his neck, nipping and sucking at his sensitive skin, growing out the prettiest sounds from him.Â
This felt like a dream, a dream that you had had many times. But the smell of spice and pine let you know that this was not a dream. It was reality, and it was a reality where your best friend was moaning underneath, you bucking his hips up against your core as you relentlessly ground down on him.
âNngh~ fuck, that feels so good.âÂ
âC-Cho, fuck youâre so hard.â
He laughed, and it was smooth and rich, like dark chocolate. âIâm always hard around you.â He admitted, his hands leaving your hips, slowly slipping under your shirt to grope and tease your breasts. âI like you so much. I liked you before you even sat next to me in class, f-fuck!â Choso cried out, throwing his head back as you sucked on his skin, leaving marks everyone would be able to see.
âYeah~?â
âFuck y-yeah, haaah,â you watched an ecstasy as his eyes rolled back into his. âI-I was working u-up the courage to talk t-to nngh!â A loud moan broke through his words as you rolled your hips in a circle over his hard cock. âOooh, holy fuckâitâs hard to talk when youâre doing that.âÂ
âOoh, Iâm sorry, honey.â You werenât sorry in the slightest. âYou can continue.â
Choso sucked in a breath through his clenched teeth. âI-I was working up the courage to talk to you, but you beat me.â He spat out before his voice broke as you rolled your hips faster against that hard bulge in his. âFuckâc-confessions later, itâs hard to be serious when Iâm trying not to cum in my pants.â Knowing that you already had them on the edge only encouraged your momentum.
âOoh~ what stopping you from doing that?
âHeh, I donât want to make a mess inside of my pants like a teenager again.â You rocked harder against him. âFuck, but you seem determined.â
âOh, you donât have to worry about messing up your pants; you could mess up my mouth instead.âÂ
The confidence, the tone of your voice, and the friction were Chosoâs downfall.
You felt him twitching his pants before bucking up relentlessly against you. And in that moment, you had never been more thankful than inseams and jeans. That perfect scene rubbed right against you in quite the ideal way, drawing shattering cries from you as you forward onto Chosoâs chest and coming inside your panties, right along with him. The waves of pleasure left you twitching as your heart thundered in your ears.
After a few minutes of lying in the afterglow, you pulled away to look down at the man underneath you. He looked as dazed as you felt. His cheeks were flushed a pretty shade of pink, and his fingers ran lazily up and down your back. Choso looked like every dream heâd ever dreamt had just come true. It was a blissful expression, one that you fairly certainly mirrored.
âI shouldâve told you a long time ago, I felt. And Iâm sorry my confession came out under such shitty circumstances.â Choso whispered as he sat slightly, peppering your shoulders with kisses.
âI couldâve easily confessed to you, too; I was just nervous.â
âWe both were.â He corrected, wrapping his arms around you. âBut I want you to know I meant every word I said. I think youâre the most beautiful woman Iâve ever seen and my best friend.â
You take your bottom lip between teeth and smile shyly down at him. âYouâre my best friend to Cho, and thank you for liking me for me.â He hummed, slapping your ass and drawing out a squeak from you.
âI wouldnât have you any other way. And as much as I would love to keep you on my lap, I think we need to make a pit stop at my apartment before we go to the park. I need to change my pants.â
âOor~ we could have a movie night in your bedroom? With no clothes on. Because believe it or not, leaving naked underneath, you would be a lot more cuter than this outfit when you agree.âÂ
Choso turned red, not saying a word at first before his hands massaged your ass. âGet this sweet succulent in the passenger seat right now. Weâre going back to my place.â And you were right; your crop top looked much better on his floor next to his clothes.
Ryomen Sukuna:
Gojo always found an excuse to go party at his luxurious house. His excuse this week was to celebrate his new puppy. It was an excuse everyone would gladly use to spend an evening dancing, drinking, and smoking. You and your roommate Sukuna were two of those people.
âDid You seriously bring a fucking gift for the dog?â your crimson-eye roommates snapped as he opened the door to Gojoâs house for you.
âFor starters, her name is Kiki, and secondly, yes, I did.â you turn to look up at your towering roommate. His face tattoo is even visible in the low lights on the porch. âYou drop the beer. I brought the gift. Thatâs what makes us a great team.â
Sukuna looked away; annoyance etched into his eyes. âYeah, yeah, teammates.â he smacked your ass with the six-pack he was carrying, pushing you through the threshold. âGo on, teammate, get that ass of yours inside.â you barked out inside the crowded house and searched for your mutual friends. âOi, Iâm going to drop this off in the kitchen, okay?â
âOkay!â you yelled over the blaring music before venturing into the living room.
You spotted Satoru on the couch with a husky puppy sitting on his lap. Bright blue eyes met you as you approached. âStop!â Gojo nudged a smoking Suguru, who choked on his hit. âWho the fuck is this sexy bitch?â Kiki barked almost in agreement as you grinned, handing the tug-of-war toy to Kiki, who sniffed it hesitantly before chewing on it approvingly. âSeriously, you look so hot. Did you get all dolled up for your asshole roommate?â
âNo, I just felt like dressing up a little.â Dressing in a short red and black plaid skirt and a tight red T-shirt with something you rarely did. You werenât exactly thin. Your butt was too big, your thighs pressed together when you walked, and your tummy was soft. You loved your body, all the dimples and stretch marks that came along with your curvy figure, but mostly showed off around the apartment wearing a tank top and dolphin shorts. You often wear leggings and an oversized jacket when you are out and about, but tonight was different.
Sukuna had been the one encouraging you to dress up, telling you to live a little and wear what you wanted. Initially, You hesitated, but you decided that maybe he was right. Life was too short to suffer inside of a hoodie!
âYou look hot.â Geto chimed in, taking another hit from a blunt. âYou should dress like that more often; I can feel the confidence radiating off you.â
âThat's what I keep telling her.â
You smiled as your roommate came up behind you, draping his arm over your shoulders. âMaybe now youâll believe me.â
âI donât know, Sukuna; you should see how some of these guys look at her.â Gojo shifted Kiki to his other arm. âYou might be going home alone tonight.â
âShut the fuck up, Gojo.â
âIâm just speaking the truth!â Satoru shrugged the shoulder, pushing himself up. âBetter act before someone else does.â Your roommate growled to ignore. âNow, if you excuse me, I have to take Kiki outside for potty training.
Before your friend could even step away, Shoko and Utahime hurriedly stepped in front of him. âGojo, some delivery person is here with a three-tier cake, and he wonât bring it in until you sign for it.â A three-tier cake for a dog party?
Gojo looked between Shoko and his pretty husky. âFuck, okay, let me put Kiki ouââ You stepped in, holding your arms out.
âI can take her out for you. I know how important potty training is for puppies.â
âReally, oh my God, thank you.â He pressed to kiss on top of Kikiâs head before handing her over to you. âBe good for your auntie. Iâll be back!âÂ
âHey, do you need me to come with you?â Sukuna asked as he nursed a beer.
âNo, weâre all good!â Kiki probably turned you, licking your chin as you carried her to the backyard, replacing her down on the grass. âGood girl Kiki go potty, sweetie.â you praised her, the grass following her further out into the yard. âYouâre such a pretty girlââ
âDid you see Sukunaâs roommate?â a voice called out from the back porch, and the door opened and closed.
âWho didnât?â a man chimed in with a laugh. âYou could spot that girl out in a heartbeat.â
âNo shit! Sheâs a sore thumb compared to Sukuna! I honestly feel bad for him.â
Your stomach soured as you stayed out of sight of their cruel words. âSeriously, she should think before she dresses like that and when sheâs around Sukuna on top of it! I wouldâve been so embarrassed being seen with her in that skirt.âÂ
Their choir of laughter had you sinking onto the grass. You thought your outfit looked good. Gojo, Geto, and Sukuna thought so, too, but maybe they were just being nice because they were your friends. These assholes had a point. Your roommate was so handsome, and you werenât feeling the prettiest.
As Kiki sniffed the grass mindlessly before the door opened again. The assholes on the porch suddenly grew as you followed their gaze to Sukuna, who was looking around. They said nothing as he huffed out and sighed in annoyance.
âHave you guys seen my roommate?â
âNoâIâm sure we would remember if we saw âher.ââ one of the girls snickered, making you sink further onto the ground. Was this the part where your roommate joined in with their teasing? Making comments about your outfit? Being honest about what he thought.
You shut your eyes tight as you braced yourself for the truth. âWhat the fuck do you mean by that? Why are you laughing?â you perked up to look at a very pissed-off Sukuna.
âWell, letâs be honest, man, with her thighs, she shouldnât beââ
The last words didnât even get a chance to leave his mouth as Sukuna grabbed the asshole by the front of his shirt. â I would think very carefully before the next words leave your fucking mouth.â you watched your roommate slam this dick against the wall of the porch. âThatâs my girl youâre talking about.â his girl? Your cheeks flushed as you watched color leave the man's face.
âI-Iâm sorry, man, I didnât know!â
âYeah? Well, now you do. Get the fuck out of my sight before I decide youâre not worthy of being in the same vicinity as me.âÂ
The instant the assholes left, running inside with their tails between their legs, you picked yourself up off the grass, shuffling forward. Sukunaâs head lifted as he listened to your footsteps, turning his head and listening to you approaching him from behind. He scoffed, turning on his heel, leaning over the railing, and glancing at you.
âIâm going to take a while, guess, and say you heard everything those fuckers said.â
âYep.âÂ
âYou know theyâre full of shit, right?â You hummed, putting your hands behind your back because you stood below him, looking up at the porch. âIâm serious; theyâre nothing but jealous pieces of shit. Youâre beautiful.â
âAnd I'm also apparently your girl, too.âÂ
Shock didnât cross his features; his fingers curled in slightly as he kept his transfixed on you. âYeah, I want you to be my girl. I'm tired of being this teammate to you. And I honestly donât know how clear I can be about how I feel about you.â Now that he was being so blatant with his words, you were finally starting to see what he was talking about.
All the late-night cuddle sessions, the lingering touches on your hips when he passed you, how he looked at you sometimes. Your roommate had been flirting with you this whole time, and you hadnât realized it until he called you his girl. It was almost embarrassing to be so blind to his advances, but there was a time to be embarrassed about that later. Right now, you wanted to focus on the words he had just said.
âWhy?âÂ
Sukuna shows no signs of confusion or fear. His face remains blank, like an empty canvas. âWhy what?â
âWhy would you even want me to be your girl? I mean, look at me.â
âI am.âÂ
You flushed as you bore into his eyes. âOkay, and you see me, right? You heard that asshole say, I shouldnât be wearing skirts; I stick out like a sore thumb compared to you. People, apparently, think Iâm not good enough.â A shadow flashed across your face as your roommate leaked over the edge of the porch, landing on the grass in front of you.
âIve wanted you from the second you walked into our apartment.â Sukuna grabs both your wrists, gently holding them in his hands. âIm so fucking attracted to you. You have the perfect fucking body. I want you. I would not be able to keep my hands off of you if you even gave me a chance to touch you.â
âK-Kunaââ You gasped as his arms sneaked around your waist, pulling you flush against him. âI-Iâ are you sure?â
Instead of responding to your question, Sukuna leaned forward, pressing his lips against the drawers in a kiss that could stop time itself. The lingering taste of alcohol made your head spin as he backed you up against the pool house, pressing you firmly against it, one hand gripping the side of your face while the other slammed against the door.
His lips moved feverishly against yours, and your wall slowly began to come down around him. You found yourself no longer hesitating as you remembered his words and how passionately he had spoken of you. Your hands, which had limply stayed by your side, lifted up, and your fingers ran through his hair. You pulled him more tightly against your chest. And it was an action that your roommate absolutely loved.
Feeling you getting into the kiss into the passion that he had felt for you for so long, made Sukuna snarl as he gripped your hips, lifting you up as he searched for the handle to the door of the poolnhouse. He was going to take you in there and take his time to show you just exactly how much you meant to him. And how much he wanted you.
But finding the handle turned out to be a lot more difficult when his lips were on yours. âWhere the fuck is the stupid handle?â Sukuna growled out, pulling away from your lips for a second before slamming them back against you, stepping back an inch in search of the handle from a different angle.Â
âI think itâs the left.â You out in between breaths of air before your lips connected with him again. But as your roommate searched for the handle, he found himself drifting along the side of the house, which had been a mistake.
It was a mistake on both of your parts. When Sukuna went to put his hand down on the wall, he came into contact with nothing. He had unknowingly reached the edge of the pool house and found himself tumbling forward with you wrapped in his arms. You let out a scream of shock as water engulfed you, and you both fell into Gojoâs pool. But this slight hiccup didnât stop youânotin the slightest.
The instant you broke through the surface of the water, both of you blindly searched for each other. When you felt his body heat, you threw your arms around your roommate's neck, holding him close as you wrapped your legs around his waist. This allowed him to freely carry you towards the back of the pool, where he slammed you against the cool pebble tech wall.Â
âSorry about your outfit,â Sukuna growled as he pulled back just enough to allow him to pull your shirt up and throw it over your head on the patio.
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âDoes it look like I give a fuck about my outfit right now?â You asked, grabbing a hold of his shirt, tugging it up and over your head, tossing it into the water, allowing it to float somewhere off in the pool.
âNo, I honestly donât think you give a fuck about it.â
âThen why are we still talking about it?âÂ
Sukuna smirked, licking his lips slowly. âAlright, I hear yaâ I guess Iâll go ahead and let my lips do the talking.â
While you both made out in the back of the pool, Gojo stepped outside, looking around for you as he picked Kiki up off the ground. âHey~? You good? Please tell me you didnât fall in my pool and drowned.â He was starting to step forward when the unstable sound of splashing water, followed by a string of moans, stopped him in his tracks.
Kiki yelped happily as Gojo snickered, heading into the pool house, grabbing a couple of fresh towels, and setting them on the pool deck near the steps. âWell~ it looks like he took my advice and finally stepped up and took some action,â Gojo told his pretty dog as he headed back into the house, dimming the lights around the pool, making your steamy session just a bit more romantic.
Nanami Kento:
âSo itâs a date?â Shoko asked, watching you Finish applying some very light makeup to your face.
âIt is not a date. Nanami Just happened to have an extra ticket to my favorite musical. Weâre friends, and thereâs nothing more than that.â
âOh, he just happened to have an extra ticket to your favorite musical. But heâs also taking you to a fancy restaurant beforehand?â
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âItâs one of his favorite restaurants, and he wanted to take me there.â
Shoko blew smoke from the window to your balcony, shaking her head. âBoy, I bet youâre in for the surprise of a lifetime tonight.â You shot your best friend an annoyed glance in the mirror.
âWeâre just friendsââ Even though you wanted to be more than friends with the handsome, sweet, caring blonde you had fallen head over heels for. âso drop it.â
âNah, I donât think I will.â Shoko put her cigarette out in the ashtray you had for her. âI cannot let you go on your date likeâthis.â She grimaced, eyeing your dress suit that skillfully hid your curves and thick thighs from the world.
You pouted, smoothing out the long skirt that went past your knees. âWhatâs wrong with it?âÂ
âWhat isn't wrong with it? You look like a mother at her daughter's wedding. Or an elderly college professor. Or you look like youâre about to go in for a job interview, trying to make yourself look more professional than you are.âÂ
Each very accurate comparison felt like a stab to your back. âDamn! Tell me how you feel. Sho, fuck.â She opened her mouth, and you quickly raised your hand, silencing her. âWait, no, please don't,â Shoko smirked, crossing her arms over her chest. âWell, what do you suggest I do?â Shoko, head to your closet, opening the door wide.
âThe red one.âÂ
Nanami arrived at your door right on time. He took a deep breath, adjusting his burgundy tie, before knocking on the door. Tonight was the night he was going to confess how he felt, how he wanted to be more than friends. His nerves were strong as iron as he focused on the door. There was nothing in the world that would stop him.
Your door opened, and Nanami swore he felt like you had personally punched him in the gut. You looked stunning. The tight red fabric clung to your waist showing over your unique curves; his eyes trailed lower, and god, the dress's sides were slit open, allowing him to get a peek at your succulent thick thighs. You had never dressed like this around him before; by god, you were like a masterpiece right off a canvas.
âKento, are you okay?â His eyes glued on you and you alone, leaving you slightly flushed.Â
Your best friend shook his head, blinking before his gaze met you. âOh, uhm, yes, yes, I am.â He did another quick glance over you. âIâm sorry, I just, Iâve neverââ His eyes were glued on the slit in the dress. His expression was almost unreadable, making you feel like shrinking in on yourself.Â
This was the first time youâd ever worn anything this revealing around him. Usually, you wore loose-fitting clothes, so wearing a form-fitting gown was different. Something that had rendered him speechless. Which could be a good thing or a bad thing. That was something you didnât care to find out about.
âDifferent,â you answered for him instead, gripping your clutch as you stepped out. âSo, uhm, should we get going?â
âOf course.âÂ
That initial interaction had set the tone for your entire evening. The drive to the delicious restaurant was quiet with stolen glances. Ones solely focused on your hips and your thighs. You had hoped maybe things would settle down once you sat down to eat at the restaurant. But things only seem to progress into something more. Nanamiâs eyes seemed to linger on other patrons at the restaurant who passed you by.
Maybe wearing this dress was a mistake. You felt exposed to your best friend in the entire world and anyone that passed by. You tried to focus on what Shoko had told you to envision when she pulled the dress from the back of your closet.Â
âYouâre a badass sexy bitch, own it!â
Yeah, owning it wasn't something youâd ever been comfortable doing. You had been a little thicker than others the entirety of your life. Dealing with that, being called names has taught you how to conceal yourself. If you wore all black and hid your supposed flaws behind layers of clothes, you would worry about anyone staring at you, which is exactly what everyone was doing.
Having people glance you over made your stomach sour as you tried to enjoy your food. You wanted to play it cool and make it look like nothing was wrong, but your attempts didn't go unnoticed. Nanami could see how you shifted; a visible unease etched into your pretty features.
That unease had you hugging yourself as you walked to the theater. You had hardly said a word to each other, and the tension felt thick. While you felt uncomfortable showing off so much, Nanami was beginning to think maybe you weren't having a good time. That's the last thing he wanted, so as you climbed the stairs heading toward your seats, Nanami stopped, tasting at your back.Â
Noticing he was no longer behind you, you stopped turning to look back at him. âKento? Everything okay?â You tilted your head to the side, watching him look you up and down.
âNo, l.â he quickly closed the small distance between you, gently grabbing your wrist and walking you to an empty part of the theater where no one was. âEverything isn't okay.â You opened your mouth to ask why he felt that way, but he beat you to it. âI'm sorry if asking you on this date has made things uncomfortable or weird for you.â
Date?Â
Wait, Shoko was right?! This really was a date?! Electricity shot went down your spine as your mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water. No words came to you as Nanami sighed shyly, rubbing the back of his neck as he looked away.
âIâm sorry; I don't want you to feel as though you have to do this to appease me. We can see the show as friends and act like this nevââ
âNo!â You yelled out, grabbing his hand and holding it. âNo! I want this to be a date! I-I thought we wereâgoing as friends.â
Nanamiâs face relaxed as he looked down at your hand gripping his. âI guess I wasn't as clear with my intentions as I thought.â Honey-brown eyes trailed over your exposed skin. âBut may I ask you a question?â You nodded. âWhatâs made you so distant tonight.â
âOh, I just haven'tâI don't normally dress like this.â you motioned down to the silk dress, hugging your curves in all the right places. âAnd, Iâugh, it's silly.â
âIt's not silly if itâs coming from you; please tell me, talk to me.âÂ
âWell, you seemed stunned by my outfit. And you've been quiet all evening, staring at other people. So I thought maybe you were a bit embarrassed. I know Iâm not the thinnest girl out there.â
In the blink of an eye, Nanami had you pushed against the nearest wall, out of sight from anyone who may pass you by. Both his large hands slammed against the wall on either side of your head, caging you in. You gasped, looking up to find a burning desire in his eyes that you had never seen before.
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âEmbarrassed? You seriously thought I was embarrassed?â His hand slowly trailed down your curves. âDarling,â he learned next to your mouth, the smell of wine and chocolate from dinner lingering on his breath. âI find you stunning. I'm more embarrassed by myself for letting my mind wander when it comes to how good you look in this dress. Do you know how hard it was to stop myself from gouging out the eyes of every man eye-fucking you at the restaurant?âÂ
You began panting as his hand trailed lower, teasing the exposed skin that peeked out from the slit in the dress. âT-Thatâs why you were glaring n-nngh.â Nanami hooked his hand under your thigh, lifting it to actress your sensitive skin more freely.
âYes, I couldn't stand the way they were undressing you right in front of me.â The warmth of his fingers sent shivers throughout your body. âBut Iâm afraid to admit Iâm not better than them.âÂ
âOh, and why is that?âÂ
âBecause I have wanted to do nothing more than kiss you since you opened your door this evening. Your curves, dress fit, and everything about you are stunning, no matter what you wear. But seeing you all dolled up for the first time had left me longing for you in primal ways.âÂ
You hooked your foot around the back of his thigh, watching his warm eyes grow wide as you grabbed his face, smashing your lips against his in a searing kiss. Nanami moaned, eyes fluttering shut as he dug his fingers into the fat of your thigh, squeezing and massaging it. The tender, careless feel of his lips against yours had you whining into his mouth as his tongue caressed your bottom lip.Â
The kiss was searing, full of desire, as Kento found himself shamelessly rocking his hips against you, trying to close the thin layers of clothes between you. Each kiss, each careless set your skin ablaze with need, as the taste of chocolate and white wine felt like fermenting into an aphrodisiac. With each kiss, you fell deeper and deeper into the passion, leaving you feeling drunk.
Nanami broke the kiss, pulling back far enough that a string of saliva connected your lips. âT-That was unexpected.â He admitted, fingers trailing further up your leg.
âBut was it good?â
âIt was the best kiss Iâve ever shared with someone. So yes, it was unexpected but good.â The way Nanamiâs hands roamed over you left you feeling overly sensitive as you gripped his upper arms. âYou're so beautiful. God, I wish I could take you home and truly worship every inch of your body.âÂ
âWell, the show only lasts two hours.â
âWhich is going to feel like a millennium when you're sitting next to me looking like some kind of goddess.â
âGoddess?â You mischievously grinned, running your hand slowly down his chest. âI like the sound of that.â
Nanami grinned, squeezing your thigh before leaning next to your ear. âAfter this show, can I take you back to my apartment and show my devotion to you? Worship your body as if it were your temple?â You moaned, melting like butter against his chest.
âYes, god, I would love that.â
âGood, Iâll be sure to worship you thoroughly.âÂ
Gojo Satoru:
Gojo had a problem with your butt, and that problem was that he was obsessed with it. Every time you reached for something, your best friend made it a point to grab a handful of your big ole booty and squeeze it, which didn't bother you. If anything, you were flattered that this six-three muscular man likes your ass.Â
Because Gojo was gorgeous, with tufts of pristine white hair, cerulean eyes that reminded you of the blues oceans, and lashes you would kill for, having someone like him rubbing your ass was a cnficmsence booster. You adored him and knew deep down inside that adoration for him would never grow into something else because you were just friends, nothing more.
Because you were a curvy queen, and Gojo was a gym rat. It didn't matter if that butt squeezes and long hugs often left you fantasizing about a more romantic relationship with him. You could dream and fantasize about that as long as you wanted, but that reality probably would never come to be.Â
But that wouldn't stop you from secretly praying and hoping for that reality to be manifested.Â
Most of your girlfriends supported you both; they tried to get you to ask him out, while his friends felt the same way as yours. All of your friends could see you both getting together. But not everybody was as kind.Â
âHello, dearie!â You shifted the brown grocery bags in your arms as you turned to look at your elderly neighbor and her grandson getting on the elevator with you.
âHi, how are you?â You smiled sweetly as the elevator began moving up to the fourth floor.
âOh, we're doing great! Whereâs that boyfriend of yours? The tall, handsome one.â
Hearing her call Gojo, your boyfriend, left you feeling butterflies as you shifted the bags again. âOh, Toru? Heâs at the gym, and weâre justââ Her grandson scoffed, shaking his head as he rolled his eyesÂ
âThey're not dating grandma.â
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âOh, sure they are!â She grinned, tilting her head to look up at her rude grandson. âWhat even makes you say they aren't?â
âHeâs fit and handsome, and she's got a fat ass and a gut.âÂ
You winced at the sting of his words as the elevator stopped on your floor. âTakashi!â Your neighbor snapped at the older man, rolling his eyes. âThat was rude! She's a beautiful young woman, apologizes.âÂ
âLook, Iâm sorry.â He shrugged as the three of you stepped off of the elevator. âI just know you ain't my type. I don't like,â he gestured over to you, âthis.â
âYeah, I know what you mean, Iâm not into assholes myself.â You grinned sourly at the man before storming towards your apartment.
âTakashi!â
You ignored the pleading from your neighbor and the apologies she shouted. None of that shit mattered, not to you. You loved yourself and your body, and someday, you would find somebody who loved you for you. They would show up someday.Â
While you did your absolute best not to let the comments from the jerk bother you, your heart still aches as you put away your groceries. You hated men like him. Men who found it necessary to point out a womanâs flaws, to put them down.Â
It soured your mood, making you pout as you grumbled and shoved things in cabinets. You were fuming so much you barely heard the knock on your front or when the door unlocked courtesy of the spare key you had made. You didnât realize anyone was there until hands grabbed your hips while loading the fridge. Fear rose in your throat as you began to scream, only to have a hand clasp over your mouth, silencing you.Â
âEasy, sweetheart! Itâs just me.â The smooth, almost sultry voice had you relaxing as Gojo chuckled warmly behind you, his hand pulling away from your mouth. âYou listening to music or something?â He questioned, dropping his chin on your shoulder to examine your ears, finding no earbuds.
âNo.â You bluntly stated before pulling away from your best friend and shutting the door.
âOof, someoneâs angry.â The warmth of your best friend followed you as he wrapped his arms around your waist, squeezing you as tight as he could. âAngry that you hadnât seen me in a while~?âÂ
Your anger faded as the smell of clean linen and musk invaded your senses. You found yourself melting into his touch, tilting your head back to ring him, staring down at you with big sparkly eyes that glimmered with amusement. No matter your mood, Satoru always seemed to make you feel better
âIâm fineâit was just a crappy day.â
Gojo hummed, pressing his lips together as he swayed with you. âIâm sorry, Sweetie; what made it so bad?â You hesitated before groaning, knowing if you were to tell him the truth, it most likely would end with him doing something irrational. But you also hated lying to your best friend.
âIt was just a lot of running around, going to the store.â You sighed. âPlus, I just havenât been feeling good.â
In the flash of an eye, you were whipped around and turned to face Satoru, whose hand reached up to feel your forehead. âAre you okay?â He asked softly, continuing to think if you had a fever. âYou arenât dizzy? Feeling sick, are you?â Your cheeks burned, losing yourself in the concerned look in his eyes.Â
âN-No, not like that, not like that at all.âÂ
Gojo pulled his hand away, dropping it to his side. âOkay, then, whatâs wrong?â he asked, watching you carefully. That careful gaze had you frowning as you sighed.
âI feel a bit bad about myself.â When your best friend copped an eyebrow at you as if you were speaking another language, you sighed, smacking his arm playfully. âDonât look at me like that.â
âIâm sorry, but Iâm having a hard time understanding why you feel bad about yourself.â
This time, you looked at him as if he was speaking some alien language. The man was cut out of a magazine. he was over six-feet tall had the most beautiful eyes, and he was handsome. There was no denying your best friend was good-looking. So, it only made sense that he wouldnât understand how some people have insecurities about themselves.Â
Gesture vaguely towards his body, moving your hand up and down as you focus on the mirror behind him. The last thing you wanted to make contact with him at the moment. Because he might not be secure about himself, he can read you like a damn book.Â
âYou wouldnât understand what itâs like. Youâre molded out of clay and given life by the gods themselves.â you moved your hand, gesturing to yourself. âIâm just curvy beyond all means. Unfortunately, not a lot of people are into that kind of thing. They donât like a girl thatâs bigger than them.â
Silence grew between you both as you tried to focus your attention on the mirror. Seeing him in such a state was shocking, but it was even more surprising to have him grab both your arms, squeezing them reassuringly.
Your mouth felt dry, and the room seemed to close in around itself as Gojo bent down closer to your height. In this situation, you weren't able to look away; Satoru made sure of that. You were stuck right where you stood, having to stare into the eyes of your best friend.Â
âWho said that?â he asked, in a tone that could freeze hell over.Â
âW-What?â
âI asked who said that load of bullshit to you so I can kick their ass.â
You flushed, shaking your head, not wanting him to beat up your neighbor's grandson, but the idea of it had you pressing your thighs together. Seeing your hesitant reaction left Gojo with a twisting sensation in his stomach. He knew something had been wrong when he wrapped his arms around you. Normally, you were touchy-feely, wanting to climb him like a tree, but today, you had been hesitant and standoffish, something he didn't like seeing you deal with.Â
âItâs not that big of a deal.â
âYes, it is.â
âToruâit isn't thatââ
He gave you a firm shake. âIt is a big deal! Especially when somebody hurts you.â With a heavy sigh, you reached up gently, placing your hand on the upper arm.Â
âUgh, my neighbor thought we were dating, and I tried to tell her we werenât, but her grandson beat me to it saying we arenât dating. Because you're handsome, and I have a fat ass and a gut.â
âThatââ
âI know its crazââ
âMotherfucker!â Gojo dropped his hands off your arms and growled, storming around the kitchen. You were too stunned to speak, just watching him closely as he grumbled and kept looking at the door that led out of your apartment, âI should kick his ass! I really should! That dick!âÂ
You blinked several times, watching as the white-haired man fumed. âW-Wait, you're angry about him saying that about me?â That got Gojo to stop as he turned to gawk at you. âWhat?! I'm just shocked you'd care about that; I thought youâd be more embarrassed over the face his grandma assumed we were dating.â Your genuine shock and concern made Gojo grip the counter as he shook his head.
âThe only person that doesn't think we're dating is you. Because God, I don't know how much more obvious I can be with you over the fact that I want to date you.â
âY-You wanna date me?â You repeated back to him in stunned shock. âS-Since when?!â
âSince forever!â Gojo laughed out loud, shaking his head as he cock his brow at you. âI'm always over here, hugging you, telling you how much you mean to me. But every time I try to make a move, you toss me in the friend zone.
The words from your neighbor's grandson invaded your ears as Satoru stepped closer to you. âB-But I'm curvy, I have a gut!â
âAnd I love your curves and your tummy.â You stood still, allowing Gojo to cup your cheek gently. âEverything about you is perfect in my eyes. I wouldn't change a damn thing about you. Except for moving you away from that piece of shit.â
Your heart began to race at his confession, leaving you inching closer towards him. âY-You're being serious right now. Are you not messing with me?â Gojo rolled his eyes so hard you could hear them roll into the back of his head.
âSweetheart, I've been serious about you for years. You just were too blind to see that.âÂ
For all these years, you'd always thought that Satoru was just overly affectionate with you. Knowing there was a legitimate reason for him constantly caressing you and talking sweetly to you, all of your insecurities faded as you felt his eyes roaming over your skin. You could tell he was serious. He wanted you.
âMaybe you could be a bit more direct with me then.â
âOh? You want me to be more direct?âÂ
Gojo wanted you to nod your head before he lifted you up and off the ground, placing you on the counter before kissing you deeply. Your eyes went wide at the sudden kiss, but you slowly found yourself melting into it, your hand gripping his tank top. You kissed him back with as much passion. Seeing that sort of expression, feeling your hands on him, only fueled the need in him.Â
Gojo growled as he grabbed your thighs, kneading them with a groan as he seeped the kiss. âYouâre so pretty, so damn pretty.â He whispered against your swollen lips. âAll these other boys are stupid.â You moaned happily as he trailed his hand up further, sliding them. âWhich Iâm so thankful for.â He trailed kisses along your jaw with a sigh. âGod, I really wanna beat his ass for making the prettiest girl in my world feel like that,â he pulled back, glancing back at the door. âI really should go beat his ass.âÂ
âI have a better ideaâ you grabbed his chin forcing him to look into your eyes this time. âHow about you put your lips back on mine, and you kiss me and make up for lost time since I was so blind.â
Gojo grinned, picking you off the counter and carrying you to the couch, where he dropped you. He took a chance to look at all your beautiful curves. âGod, you are so right.â He crawled on top of you, relishing in the way you whined and shivered. âWe have lots of time to make up for, so you better clear your schedule because you are all mine until weâre both knocked out.âÂ
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Tattoo artist matt 𫦠and heâs praising the reader and telling her sheâs taking it really well đŤŚđŤŚ and she gets addicted to it and keeps coming back for more tattoos đŤŚđŤŚđŤŚ and heâs like âwow youâre single-handedly paying my bills, this oneâs on the houseâ đŤŚđŤŚđŤŚđŤŚ and sheâs like âno, i gotta pay you.â đŤŚđŤŚđŤŚđŤŚđŤŚđŤŚđŤŚđŤŚđŤŚ i think you know where iâm going with this
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Tattoo artist!Matt x Fem Reader
Warnings: needles, blood, pain, tension, no smut (yet?? đ) but veryyyyyy suggestive at times
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Your skin is tender and raw, a soft wince drawn from your mouth as your tattoo artist wipes the excess ink with a rough paper towel.
âSo proud of this one,â Alex beams as she scoots back in her chair, the wheels rolling her towards her supply cart. She grabs a roll of plastic wrap and some tape before using her feet to roll back toward your chair. âLetâs get you all wrapped up.â
âIt turned out so good, dude.â You say in awe as you hold your arm out to her.
âDid you expect any less?â She jokes, wrapping the wound snugly and taping it up before shooting you a smile. âAll done. Keep the wrap on for a few hours. Itâll be a little leaky, thatâs normal. Wash once a day with unscented soap⌠blah blah blah you know the drill. Still legally obligated to tell you.â She chuckles at the end, standing up to throw away her stained gloves. âCome up to the desk whenever youâre ready.â She says before she turns on her feet and heads to the front of the shop.
You stand up and gather your belongings feeling the adrenaline rush a new tattoo always seems to bring out of you. Your arm pulses and slightly burns, a sensation youâd become addicted to over the past couple of years. Youâre not covered in ink by any means, but youâve gotten your fair share, all done by Alex.
You love the way her shop feels more like a home than a sterile clinical office. Tapestries are hung haphazardly across the walls, strings of fairy lights sprawl across the ceilings and thereâs more weird little knick-knacks strewn about than you could ever imagine counting. Your favorite is the preserved butterflies she has in shadow boxes lined down the hallway.
Once you gather your keys and bag, you take the walk to the front and admire all the sketches pinned along the walls. Alex is waiting for you with a warm smile as she tells you the total. You sit your bag down and rummage for your wallet, gathering the money along with a generous tip as always.
âYou want the change back?â She asks as she counts the bills.
âJust take the fucking tip Alex.â You raise an eyebrow at her.
âYou know you donât have to do that,â she chuckles humbly, shaking her head as she sorts the cash into her vintage register.
âI know I donât have to,â you laugh, tossing your wallet back into your bag, âI want to.â
You grab the strap of your bag and throw it across your shoulder, knocking a binder off the counter in the process. You let out a quiet curse as you bend down to pick it up, flipping it over to look at the cover.
âOh, you should look through that!â Alex chimes in excitedly. âItâs a bunch of flash pieces that are up for grabs. Theyâre going quick, you should pick one out!â
âOh nice..â you thumb through the pages, studying the intricate artwork tucked behind sheet protectors. âThese are so good Alex..â
âYou think?â She asks, bending down to restock her glass display cabinet with more tattoo salve.
You turn page after page, seeing traditional pieces like tigers and roses, more abstract watercolor pieces and some random goofy sketches of cartoon characters. You stop when you come across a snake separated into segments with the word âcollarboneâ scratched underneath of it.
âThis one is so detailed,â you say, running your fingers across the sheet protector. âWhyâs it all broken up like that?â
Alex stands back up to her feet and looks over the page, her brows furrowing a bit as she adjusts her glasses. âOh, itâs because itâs made to look like itâs wrapping around your collarbone. Like itâs going into your skin kinda.â
âOh, sick,â You say excitedly, âIâll take that one then. When can you get me in?â
âThatâs not mine, girl. Thatâs the new guyâs design. You may have seen him here before? He transferred here like threeâŚish months ago?â She rambles as she sorts through a stack of paperwork.
You think back, not recalling seeing a different face in the shop. âI donât think Iâve seen anyone new. Itâs been a hot minute since Iâve been here and you usually get me in and out.â You pull the binder closer and admire the tiny detailing of the snake skin. âHe looks pretty good.. but I donât know if I can cheat on you.â You sigh jokingly.
âHonestly, heâs fucking amazing. His card is right there if you wanna make an appointment.â She points to a carousel of different artistsâ cards. âMatt⌠the black card.. yep thatâs it.â
You stick the matte black card in your bag and give Alex a humorous warning glare. âIf he fucks my tattoo up Alex I swear to god.â
âJust make the appointment, Y/n. Heâll do good, promise. Why would I hire someone whose work I donât trust?â She laughs and steps out from behind the counter, walking towards the door. âNow get out of my shop, I need to rest my eyes.â She laughs as she pulls the door open.
ââââââ
You dig through your bag, pulling out hair ties, loose sticks of gum and countless receipts as you search for your favorite chapstick. âI swear I left it in here,â you think out loud, gasping as your finger slides across the corner of something sharp. You pull your hand back, sucking back a curse and see a tiny paper cut on your finger, laughing at the fact that something so small can hurt so bad. You reach back in and grab the culprit, a black sturdy rectangular card.
Fuck. Itâs been 3 days.
You look over the card.
Matt Sturniolo
Appointments by text.
Come get somethinâ nice!
You pull out your phone and create a new contact, typing the 10 digit number slowly and double checking, making sure you got every single one right. You let out a sigh that youâve been holding back, deciding to drop your worries, bite the bullet and make the appointment.
Alex wonât care, she doesnât mind. She wants me to.
He thinks Iâm a guy, funny, you think to yourself, locking your phone and sitting it on the counter.
âââââ
The week comes and goes, the same mundane routine dragging you through the creeping days. Itâs finally Friday, meaning youâre risking the integrity of your skin on an artist youâve never even met before, let alone vetted his work. Sure, he can draw a sketch but can he execute it just as well into your skin? The entire drive to the shop you shuffle through your playlist while your fingers absentmindedly tap against the steering wheel, mind racing with every possible outcome.
You sit in the parking lot, nerves at an all time high as you scroll through TikTok trying to numb your brain while the minutes pass. You quickly peek up to the clock on your dashboard, heaving a sigh.
5:32.
Fuck. I still have way too much time.
You groan quietly and put your phone down in your cupholder, leaning your head back against the headrest and close your eyes. Your left foot taps slowly against the footrest in your floorboard, creating a steady rhythm, pulsing along with your music that quietly hums in the speakers. You pick your head back up and grip the steering wheel with a huff, tracing your hands up and down around the warm leather.
Your eyes follow passersby as they stroll and pace down the sidewalk, essentially people watching. Your hand somehow makes its way to your mouth without realizing, your nails picking and pulling at the skin of your lips habitually. You only notice when you taste the bitter metallic flavor of blood on your tongue, silently scolding yourself as you pull down your vanity mirror.
You lick the wound and pull your sore bottom lip between your teeth, suddenly hyperaware of the shriveled, dehydrated state theyâre in. Leaning across your car to reach for the glovebox, you pull it open and grab the lip oil you leave in your car for moments like this. You shut the glovebox and center yourself in the reflection of the mirror, opening the tube and applying a much too generous amount of the gloss to your lips. You smack and pucker your lips, appreciating the way they seem to come back to life, plump and slightly tinted.
You look to the side as you run your finger against the corner of your mouth, cleaning up your work. A small blackboard that sits outside the door of the shop catches your attention, propped up and smeared with chalked in words. It lists the information for an upcoming tattoo fair, has random small sketches littering the board, and lists a social media account near the bottom.
Follow us! @LoveBuzz on IG!
Why havenât I ever thought of that?
You pick your phone up out of the cupholder after you slam your mirror shut, clicking the Instagram icon and typing the handle into the search bar. You click on the account, seeing that Alexâs individual account is linked at the top as well as a piercer, Darren, who youâve met a couple of times. You scroll down through the feed, seeing copious photo collages of fresh versus healed ink and videos with music edited into the background, featuring Alex working her magic in the shop.
You scroll past a reel of Alex promoting a clean brand of tattoo healing balms, your finger coming to a still as you land on a video of a man hunched in his chair, his body leaning over as he works a tattoo gun into someoneâs leg. You canât make out much of him from the video, but heâs clad in a stone washed black t-shirt and jeans littered with ink stains. Tattoos sprawl across his left arm that pulls at the personâs skin, holding it steady as he moves the dripping needle back and forth. Though his face isnât visible, you notice his wispy, umber brown hair that falls forward as he works. Light catches the strands and outlines each wave as they cascade over his brow bone. Scrolling down, you read the caption.
âMatt may be new but he is making himself well known in the shop! Text him to book, slots are filling up fast!â
You scroll further and find more pieces done by Matt but canât seem to find a tagged account. Your shot nerves are soothed a bit as you examine each flawless piece of art, every one of them so perfect itâs almost like a printed photo taped to skin. You canât deny that the man is talented. You scroll down until you reach the very first photo that mentions his name, dated three months ago just like Alex had said.
Maybe I do trust him.
You break yourself from the distraction of your phone and check the time again, quickly fixing yourself in the mirror as you realize you need to head in immediately. Your soft fingers brush down the wild flyaways in your hair in an attempt to look as put together as possible. Grabbing the handle of your bag and slinging it across your shoulder, you turn off the ignition and step out of your car, making sure to lock the doors behind you.
You feel the ground beneath your feet meeting your body in shockwaves with each step you take towards the familiar building. In the reflection of the glass you watch your figure grow closer. You let out one last deep exhale as you grip the iron handle, pulling it open and feeling the cool air shoot across your skin.
As you step in and the door falls closed behind you, you take notice that the front desk is unoccupied. Distinct chatter can be heard over the music playing in the studio just down the hall and past the foyer, deep rumbling tones that you canât piece together. Youâre familiar enough with the shop that you feel comfortable going back without a so-called escort, so you grip the handle on your shoulder and begin the walk down the dimly lit hallway.
The walls open up into the studio and the music is so loud it almost vibrates your skin. You step closer to the source of the voices, one of them being the piercer youâre familiar with. He stands talking expressively with his hands to another man who sits with his back facing you, arms behind his head as he leans back into his chair.
âIs Matt here?â You question, looking around the rest of the studio.
The men continue on with their conversation, completely unaware youâd even said anything over the racket of the rock music. Clearing your throat, you step forward, just about six feet away from them at this point and speak up once again.
âIs anyone working the desk right now?â
The piercer turns his head to face you and the man in the chair spins around, planting his feet to stop himself.
His blue eyes catch your attention first, so bright the gaze is almost difficult to keep. But you do, and so does he. He drops his hands down from the back of his head, one of his arms coming to lay on the armrest of his chair and the other stroking the stubble that peppers his chin. The tattoos across his left arm in contrast to the blank one on the right tell you that this is your guy, this is Matt.
What you donât know is how he feels his blood pumping hot at the sight of you. He does his best to keep his eyes above your shoulders, but he canât help letting them wander down your supple, shining skin, immediately thinking about how soft it must be. Matt sees so many women everyday, some in very compromising positions, but just the sight of you standing in front of him has made him feel weak. The way you look so innocent and bright, juxtaposing the way youâre standing in front of his sketches of skulls and anatomically correct organs being feasted on by animals.
You feel a wave of awkward silence even through the intense bass sounding through the speakers. You ask once again if anyone is working the front desk, but your voice struggles to overpower the volume. You see Mattâs cheeks pull up into a chuckle as he reaches back around to the table, fishing for his phone and clicking the volume down considerably.
You huff, trying to keep the annoyance out of your voice as you repeat yourself for the fourth time. âIs anyone working the front?â
âIâm sorry honey, we donât take walk ins.â He rasps as he shoves his phone into the pocket of his jeans. âYouâll need to make an appointment.â
âI have one.â You retort, resting your weight on one of your legs.
The bearded man walks away to his piercing station, leaving the two of you in a sort of awkward staredown.
âAlex is out today, and Iâm expecting a guy to be walking in any minute for my next appointment. Are you sure yours was for today?â He asks smoothly.
âYouâre Matt right?â
His shoulders tense when you say his name, but he relaxes them as he nods his head. âYeah, Iâm Matt.â
âOh, well then yeah.. Iâm Y/n. Collarbone snake for 6 oâclock.â You clarify, pulling out your phone to ensure you had the date and time right.
His eyes widen and he silently scolds himself for assuming something so bold while being utterly wrong.
âYeah, here it is.â You turn your phone to face him, stepping closer.
âI must have been tipsy when I replied or something,â he laughs and sits up in his chair, running his hands through his hair to soothe his embarrassment. âI assumed youâd be a dude for some reason.â
âNo, at least not since the last time I checked.â You giggle, tossing your phone into your crowded bag.
His laugh gives you a sense of satisfaction, his hands coming up to rub his eyes as he catches his breath. âShit, thatâs my bad then.â He says while pushing himself up to stand, his arms flexing under the tight sleeves of his shirt.
âNo worries.â You give him a genuine smile, not wanting him to feel any more embarrassed than you can already tell he is from his flushed cheeks.
He steps forward with a long stride, his frame much larger and taller than you expected once he passes you to head to the hallway. He tries to ignore the way his pulse quickened with the way you beamed up at him moments before, walking quickly to the front desk.
You follow behind, breathing in the lingering scent his cologne leaves in his trail. Stepping in front of the counter as he grabs a stack of haphazardly sorted papers, you grab a pen from the cup in front of you.
He slides them over to you, groaning as he flips them so theyâre facing your direction. âMight not be much help reading them upside down.â He chuckles. âAlright, so Iâm assuming you know the drill, yeah?â He nods his head at your arms, eyes flickering over the ink.
âMhmm..â you hum as you concentrate on crossing off and initialing boxes stating you donât have any medical conditions hindering you from getting tattooed.
Matt watches in silence as you skim over the pages, twisting the pen between your small fingers. He places both hands on the ledge in front of him and moves ever so slightly closer, enough to watch your lashes as they brush your cheeks with each blink. If he got any closer youâd probably feel his breath hitting your skin.
You print and sign your name on the bottom of the last page, capping the pen and tossing it back into the cup. Heâs stepping back as you look up at him with the papers outstretched, deciding ogling over you isnât a very professional first impression.
âMy ID is already on file.â You say as he takes the stack and turns to the side to run them through the scanner.
âWell look at you, smart girl huh?â He jokes, pressing buttons to send the papers through the machine.
You feel warmth creeping up your neck and across your cheeks as the words fall from his lips. âI mean,â you pause with a giggle, âAlex is my only artist so I know sheâs got everything she needs from me.â
âAnd youâre cheating on her with me?â He chuckles softly as he steps out from behind the counter, turning to head back towards the studio. âLetâs get this started, shall we?â His voice is quiet, his back to you as he walks ahead.
Mattâs shirt is stretched thin across his broad shoulders, and you absentmindedly let your eyes sink down his arms, following the veins that trail from them into his hands as they swing. His walk is confident and steady, unwavering.
Part of him wishes he had let you walk ahead of him so he could selfishly glue his eyes to your legs, drinking up the way your shorts hug them perfectly. But he has to keep this professional, youâre just a customer.
He walks to his table, gripping a handle and maneuvering the headboard so that youâll be partially sitting, partially leaning back. âGo ahead and have a seat for me.â He gestures you to the table.
You sit your bag in your lap as you adjust in the seat, a chill running through you as the cold textured leather presses against your back. Matt stands over his supply cart, looking back and forth between you and a few sheets of paper.
âI printed a few stencils but theyâre all man sized..â he laughs, crumpling them up and tossing them into his trash bin. âIâm gonna have to free hand it.â
Your eyes widen as he grabs a marker off the top of the cart and pulls the lid off with his teeth, scooting his rolling chair up to your table. âUhh.. are you sure thatâs a good idea?â
âHoneyâŚâ he laughs, his head falling forward before he looks up at you with a grin. âYou know I sketched the design free handed, right?â
You silently curse yourself and do your best to laugh it off, but you definitely made yourself feel incredibly dumb. Somehow he switched the mood and made it feel like he was laughing with you instead of at you, though.
âAlright⌠first let meâŚâ he trails off, looking around his table before replacing the marker with a fresh razor. âI know you donât have chest hair, but I kinda have to clear the canvas regardless.â He gives you a humored smile.
He pulls his chair up, his left hand brushing your hair off of your shoulder and down your back. He grabs your tank top strap with a clenched jaw, slowly sliding it down your shoulder. His fingers feel like jolts of electricity on your skin, like he shouldnât be touching you, but also like you want more.
Heâs a tattoo artist. Alex touches me everytime she does one of my tattoos. Thereâs nothing weird about it, stop making it weird.
You gulp and hope that your cheeks havenât given away your feelings as he gets the strap out of his way and leans closer. You look forward, desperately trying to avoid eye contact with Matt as he slowly drags the razor across your skin.
âAlright thereâs that.â He spins around and tosses the razor in the trash can, grabbing the marker once more. âGonna sketch it out roughly right quick. It wonât look as detailed right now but Iâll add âem in later.â He mumbles as he tilts his head, bringing the marker to your collarbone.
Matt drags the marker across your skin with furrowed brows as he perfects the curvature of the snake to look like itâs wrapping around your bone. He can smell your sweet perfume permeating from your body, so close he can almost sniff out the individual notes. âYou smell like candy.â He blurts out before he can stop himself. He bites down on his lip, shutting his eyes for a moment before he gets straight back to sketching, hoping you didnât find it odd.
âThank you!â You beam, âFunny enough itâs actually Prada Candy. I love it.â
He hums in response and finishes up his outline, rolling back to look at it from further away. âSit up for me right quick.â He instructs and you listen. He nods his head, approving of his placement and sketch. âLetâs make sure you like it first.â He turns to the side and grabs a handheld mirror off his cart. He holds it out to you, his fingertips brushing yours as he hands it off.
âI love it! Itâs the perfect size. Even just the sketch looks so good.â You grin as you study the purple ink in the mirror. You smile as you hand the mirror back to him, taking notice of the subtle curve of his lips.
âGreat then. Already got the machine all set up and the ink wells filled. You ready?â He asks with raised eyebrows.
The look on his face tells you that you might have bitten off more than you can chew. âI⌠think Iâm ready. Should I be worried?â
He sucks his teeth as he looks down with a stifled smirk. âWell⌠the collarbone isnât the most pleasant place to get a needle jammed into your skin, Iâll leave it at that.â
You look to him with wide eyes. Youâd never even considered how painful it might be, all of your other tattoos being on your arms and lower legs. âMatt, youâre scaring me.â You nervously laugh.
His stomach does a flip when you say his name for the second time today. He shoved the feeling down and reaches over, grabbing the tattoo gun in his right hand and turning it on briefly. The vibration sounds throughout the room and he assures itâs in good working condition before shutting it back off and looking up at you. âI think youâre a brave girl, you can take it.â He says lowly but causally as he rolls up next to the table, resting his left arm next to your shoulder.
The way Mattâs words fall from his lips like honey makes your skin feel as if itâs being licked with flames. You look down as he flips the gun on once again and dips the needle into the pitch black ink, the fluid dripping onto the table as he slowly raises it toward you.
âYouâre gonna have to turn a little.â He almost whispers as he uses his left hand to guide your jaw to the side, giving him better access to your skin. âAlright, there we go.â He leans in as he brings the needle down into your skin, a sharp scratching and stinging pain making you gasp lightly. âYou good?â He asks in a caring tone as he lifts the gun back up and scans your pained expression.
âYeah, yeah.. Iâm okay.â You breathe out. âFeels a lot different than arms and legs.â
You see him nod silently and lower the needle back to the surface of your skin, slowly pressing all the way down until heâs drawing the solid outline. He adjusts his left arm and places his warm hand onto your shoulder, his fingers gripping and pulling at the skin to keep it taut. He glances up at your face every now and again as he tattoos you, his view of your side profile and jawline begging him to keep looking. âYou can move your head now. Got that upper outline all done.â
You turn your head to look at him, a smile pulling at your cheeks when you see heâs already looking up at you with hooded lids. He flashes you a small crooked grin before dipping his head back down and working on the rest of the outline. You squirm in your chair as the needle moves and works across your flesh, the area growing hot and tender.
You see a thin sheen of sweat forming on his arms under the heat of his overhead light, illuminating every dip and valley through the rolling veins on his hands. His wrist moves back and forth as he maneuvers the machine, his lip bitten between his teeth. Every few minutes his body must become sore because he moves his legs, adjusting in his seat before he brings his grip back to your shoulder.
He concentrates as he finishes the last of the outlining details, sitting up against the backrest of his chair and putting the gun down on his cart. âAll done with the outline.â He smiles.
âReally?â You marvel excitedly. You peer down to take a look but huff once you realize you canât bend your neck enough to get a good view.
Matt takes notice and leans over to grab the handheld mirror off his cart, except his left hand finds a spot atop your knee, sliding gingerly down your calf as he stretches toward his cart. As soon as his touch is there itâs gone. He leans back toward you and hands you the handle, smiling when you examine it in the mirror. âWhat do you think?â
You wonât lie to yourself, your pulse quickened when his hand brushed down your leg. Your only hope is he doesnât notice the trail of goosebump he left behind in the absence of his touch. You struggle to find words, your mouth hanging open before you eventually find your voice. âI.. uh⌠l-looks really good.â
He exhales a small chuckle as he turns to switch the outlining needle for a shading needle. âLet me know if you need a break before I start this part.â He mumbles as he dips the set of needles into the well of ink.
You quickly shake your head. âNope, get it over with.â You say flatly, closing your eyes. Shading is hit or miss, it either feels super relieving or like youâre getting shredded with a freshly sharpened cheese grater.
âThatâs a good girl. All in one go, hm?â He murmurs as he scoots closer yet again.
He did not just say that. Iâm thinking too much into this.
You give him a light chuckle and suck air in through your teeth once the needles meet your skin.
âShhh.. youâre doing good. A lot better than a lot of crybaby men that have been on my table.â He coos as he drags the ink over the raw, bleeding skin.
If it wasnât Matt youâd be much more of a mess. Youâd probably be damn near in tears. But you canât seem weak around him, so you bite your lip and squeeze your eyes shut as he shades and details the design. Your hands clench the air until your knuckles are white and throbbing, your body needing to release energy into anything other than the pain youâre in.
âSqueeze my arm if you need to. I donât mind.â Matt proposes, stilling his movement and brushing his brown waves out of his eyes before looking at you expectantly.
You gulp and move your shaking hands to his bicep, wrapping your dainty fingers around the expanse of it lightly.
âCâmon, give me more than that.â He chuckles, âJust donât squeeze hard enough that I fuck up your ink.â
You grip into his arm with more pressure, feeling his muscles expand and contract under his skin as he moves his forearm.
Thank god Darren left earlier. This looks so⌠personal.
When a small strained whimper slips out of your mouth he clears his throat, blinking hard as he wipes the tattoo with the paper towel in his left hand. He knows itâs because of the pain, he knows he shouldnât enjoy the sound. But he does.
He canât help himself as he finishes up the rest of the tattoo. He finds himself pressing the needle into your skin with more pressure than necessary, enough to draw more pretty sounds out of you and make you grip onto his arm. Enough for you to throw your head back onto the leather of the table, squirming your legs as you squeeze your eyes shut. Heâd never do anything to mess up the integrity of his art, but god does he want to. He knows itâs wrong that his pants grow tighter with every move you make, every curse you let out as he pushes more and more ink into your skin. He sees this everyday, why is it affecting him like this?
The angel on his shoulder tells him to get the tattoo done, work fast and get you off his table. The devil on his other tells him to keep you here writhing and squeezing at him for as long as he can. His eyes drift across your sweaty face, your wet baby hairs sticking to your forehead. Your chest rises and falls as he digs in, taking his time to let the needle drag. His mind floods with sin, his hands desperately aching to pull the neckline of your tank top even a millimeter lower.
Your harsh squeeze to his arm snaps him out of his stream of thought, realizing heâd been keeping this on for too long, causing you unnecessary pain. Lifting the needle from your skin, he examines the finished piece for a moment. âAll done.â He says flatly, pulling his arm from your grasp to set the machine down on his cart.
âFuck⌠that was intense.â You breathe out, turning your head toward him.
âMmm but you did great. Sat so well.â He praises as he grabs a bottle of cleaning solution.
You have no time to react before heâs squirting the liquid onto your collarbone, a harsh pulsing sting deep in your skin. âOh thatâs⌠fucking horrible.â You do your best to laugh through the sting.
He laughs along with you, nodding while he lets his eyes watch the droplets that flow down your chest and into the valley of your cleavage. He tears his eyes away and looks at his cart, scoffing when his box of paper towels proves empty. âGotta go get some more paper towels,â he holds up the box, âbe right back.â
âI wonât move a muscle.â You giggle and lean back onto the table.
He offers a quick smile before standing up, quickly turning around and walking to the utility closet across the studio. Once inside and out of view, he lets his hand wander down to the waistband of his jeans, slowly trailing lower to brush over his throbbing erection. He knows this is bad. Heâs never had this kind of reaction to a client, and he canât be crazy. He knows heâs seen you looking too.
He lets his rough fingertips push his shirt up and dip beneath his jeans and boxers, grabbing ahold of his pulsing cock with a slow, shaking breath. He pulls it up and tucks it into his waistband, knowing he canât let you see the struggling tent in his pants when he walks back into the studio.
He quickly grabs a new sterile stack of paper towels and fills the empty box, sighing deeply before he begins the walk back to his station.
âThey were up on a high shelf huh? Had to find a ladder?â You joke, poking fun at the fact he took longer than expected.
âOh yeah. Had to call the fire department actually. Like when thereâs a cat stuck in a tree.â He quips back with a laugh, sitting down and letting his chair roll closer to you.
He rubs the cleaning solution away and beams at his work. He may have taken longer than he needed, but damn if you didnât get an insanely detailed snake piece. He grabs a package of Saniderm from his cart and peels the backing off, slowly applying it to the raw skin. âLeave this on for like two or three days, you can shower in it, sleep in it, the whole nine yards. Itâll start lifting and youâll know itâs time to take it off.â
âHmm.. Alex always uses plastic wrap.â You say questioningly, peering down at the clear bandage.
âThatâs because sheâs old.â He says matter of factly, peeling his gloves off and tossing them in the trash.
âSheâs 35!â You chuckle and smack his shoulder.
âYeah⌠old.â He replies as he fishes into his pocket. âGotta get a picture of this, it turned out so sick.â He pulls his phone out and opens his camera, zooming in until he has the right angle and snapping a photo.
âDonât post that, I bet I look busted.â You whine, sitting up and stretching your back.
âWell sweetheart, your face isnât in the picture. But for the record, I think you look pretty good for a girl who just got a metric fuck ton of ink shoved into her collarbone with a needle.â He says as he shoves his phone back into his pocket.
Your breath hitches inaudibly in your throat, heat lapping at your cheeks.
I have to play it cool. He didnât call me pretty. Heâs saying I took the tattoo well, thatâs all.
âThanks, Matt.â You smile, throwing your legs off the table and letting your feet hit the floor.
âAfter you.â He gestures his arm out as he stands, knowing he has to take the opportunity to walk behind you this time.
You sling your bag over your shoulder and walk down the hallway, feeling his eyes bore into the back of your head the entire way.
Except his eyes bore into everything he missed out on earlier. Your toned, smooth calves and up to your plush thighs that wiggle as you walk. The curve of your ass in your shorts. The way your hips sway with each step, taunting his still half-hard member.
You reach the front desk and peek into the mirror on the wall to the left of it, admiring the fresh ink. You canât stop ogling at it as he prints out a receipt, walking up to the register and silently watching you. You turn your head to him and mumble an âoopsâ, stepping back to the center of the desk and grabbing the receipt from him. âOnly $120?â You exclaim, widening your eyes as you look up to him.
He gives you a light nod and a shrug, brushing his hand through his fluffy waves. âYou took it like a champ. Plus, I know youâll be back. Gotta give that recurring customer discount, right?â
You know your cheeks are fire engine red at this point as you dig for your wallet, feeling as if youâre taking too long.
Am I being crazy or is that flirting? Heâs flirting, right?
You open your wallet and dig out the cash, adding a generous tip to the stack before you hand it over. âI really appreciate it, Matt.â
âNot a problem. You have my number if you need anything else.â He returns as he sorts the cash into the register. He flicks his eyes back up and meets yours, a brief, almost-too-long moment of eye contact held between you two.
You blink hard a few times before clearing your throat and nodding, stepping back from the counter. âYou got it. Thanks again.â
You turn on your feet and head for the door, pushing it open while your brain spins with thoughts of your encounter.
What the fuck was that?
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"Sooo..."
"Oh, god," Steve gusts, already rolling his eyes. "What now?"
Eddie, the bastard, just grins. Steve hates how smug he looks right now. It's practically nauseating, the way his smile curves up like an evil cartoon character, his dimples cutting deep into the softness of his cheeks. For all of the things Eddie does to make himself look scary and mean, Steve can only see the boyish roundness of his face and the brattiness in his big, stupid eyes, and it's all annoying.
It makes Steve want to bite him, but last time he did that, Eddie had complained for a solid week, even though he bites Steve all the time.
"Sooo," Eddie drawls again, grinning with all his teeth on display like some stupid shark. "A little birdie told meâ"
"I'll kill Robin dead. I'll shave her fucking eyebrows off."
"A little birdie TOLD ME," Eddie shouts over him, practically singing now. "That you said that I was the best thing to ever happen to you."
"I'll shave her whole damn head."
"Oh, baby," Eddie swoons, theatrical and awful, his smile a mile wide. He's so goddamn annoying. "You looove meee."
"I hate you, actually."
"Sweetheart, baby, darling, love of my life," Eddie says, draping himself over Steve's back, pressing his cheek to Steve's and rubbing their faces together like a fucking dog. "You're a terrible liar. Because you really, really looove meee."
"Shut up."
"I'm the best thing that has ever happened to youuu," Eddie sings into Steve's ear, hot breath on Steve's neck, and Steve's back straightens at the feeling. He can feel the rush of blood on his face. Eddie is so goddamn annoying!
"Shut up, Ed, I swearâ"
"Because, you love meeeâ"
Steve gives into the impulse, turns his head into Eddie's and bites the first thing he can get his teeth around, which happens to be Eddie's cheek. Eddie squawks and digs his fingers into Steve's sides, which makes Steve yelp because it tickles.
Fifteen minutes later when Robin walks through the front door, they're still wrestling on the couch, tickling and giggling and cussing each other out. They don't notice her at all, not even when she turns right back around and leaves.
#steddie#steddie fic#steve has cute aggression and eddie happens to be at his max cutest when he's being a lil asshole#robin and eddie are steve gossip group 2024#shush mal#my fic#dribble drabble#my steddies
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OKAY HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT.
Grandma cat!reader. Who was a old women who got experimented on and turned into a smiling critter but like the caretaker of the smiling critters.
Often seen walking around with a scruffed smiling critter hanging from her mouth(somehow-) and overfeeding the smiling critters or children.
How would a saved dogday and (maybe) good catnap react to the player bringing them to readers containment room. (She was locked in before the Hour of Joy due to something and just stayed there)?
I just want to see them get some sort of parental love đĽšđ
- Marshmellowđ¤
I swear ya'll are gonna make me cry with these requests /nm <3
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Dogday
In your old age, you didn't wanna retire from Playtime Co. and spend the remainder of your life laying around, waiting for your body and mind to deteriorate.
So instead you became one of the few willing volunteers for the Bigger Bodies Initiative, being turned into a Smiling Critter (which made you especially happy since your grandkids adored the toyline and cartoon show).
In the show, the gang mentioned a grandma character several times (albeit she was unseen) and with Catnap being recalled from all promo materials, Playtime Co. took creative liberties and made you the newest feline replacement, fitted with a cinnamon scent and pie necklace.
Your tagline was something like "The Smiling Critters take care of our orphans, but who takes care of them? Why, their Grandma [Y/n], of course! She's full of love and wisdom!"
True to that, you became the caretaker of the Critters and children, ensuring everyone's fed well and staying out of trouble.
The incident with Bron (Thomas/Experiment 1199) had scientists rethinking how they'd introduce willing experiments to those...well..less-than-willing.
So you had a supervised introduction to the SCs (with children also present to discourage them from reacting violently). You were even given a containment cell you could retreat to in case of emergencies.
Luckily, you never had to use that room--as they accepted you and began calling you "grandma" since day one.
Dogday, especially, got attached to you.
You called him "DD" and "Doggy-Dearie".
Being a bit taller than the rest of them allows you to pick them up by the scuff of their necks if they're being too rowdy (Kickin and Hoppy, especially).
Even so, you're very sweet to all of them, letting them snuggle up to you as you shared stories and made them food so they could keep up with the little ones.
All was well in the Playhouse up until the Hour of Joy of course.
But you were unaware of it since Catnap sabotaged your room's lock, keeping you trapped to lower the Smiling Critters' morale.
Dogday was 100% convinced you were dead.
However you survived long enough for the Employee's arrival years later, never knowing what happened to the factory..
After rescuing Dogday, they find your door and powered it up, allowing the two entry into the perfectly intact space within.
Your fur was matted and you looked sickly, but you still jump up upon seeing the state your dear "grandson" was in.
It devastated you.
"My word..Dog-Dearie.." Your heart shatters. "Your legs..where are they? Where is everyone?"
Something inside of him ultimately breaks as he realizes you were alive...and you were here all along.
"G-Grandma...! Oh...god..I-I thought you were--" He crawls away from the Employee and towards you, sobbing into your lap. "You were h-here..this whole time! I-I wanted to see you, but..C-Catnap..he.."
"Shh, shhh..I'm here now, my sweet pup. It's alright." You hush, stroking his ears and resting a paw on his back, before looking to the Employee. "You must be terribly confused..as am I.."
After explaining your role--and calming Dogday down--the two tell you about what's happened to the factory, and at first you can't believe it...
Until you all wander through the Playhouse and see the horrid state it's in, but they're confused as to why none of the mini Critters attack you.
Only then do you mention feeding them over the years through little vents and holes in the walls, keeping their hunger moderately satiated.
Dogday feels awful, and even more upset at Catnap for lying about your fate.
But still, you don't show any ill-will towards any of the Smiling Critters, even if one of them had betrayed you all.
Instead you just let Dogday cling to you as you escape together and try your best to keep up.
Catnap
Like the rest of the Smiling Critters, Catnap considered you family and often went to you for snacks and such.
Or if he needs a break from trying to put all the rowdy orphans to bed in Home Sweet Home. Only then is he given permission to see you.
He always liked curling up in your lap, purring while you stroke his fur and tell him a story (which is sometimes an event from your old human life, albeit you do accidentally confuse yourself since ofc you're not supposed to remember any details of your old life).
The Prototype sees this as a problem, as Theodore Catnap was getting a bit too comfortable with his life here and needed a reminder of his mission....and so he tells him the truth.
About how you not only worked at the factory until you reached retirement age...but you were also a willing participant in the experiments.
And suddenly, he couldn't look at you the same way anymore. Only with resentment.
It wasn't fair.
You got to lead a long and fulfilling life. Theodore barely got the chance to grow up and be a normal kid.
You had the procedure and associated risks explained to you clear as day. Theodore never had the luxury of being warned ahead of time before he was grabbed and put under the knife after recovering from the incident with the green grabpack hand.
All he wanted was to free the others, but he ended up becoming their warden instead.
He almost forgot all of that because of you.
He refuses your food now, and you worry for him when you see how skinny he becomes as the months pass.
But he's very cryptic in the way he talks to you, the other SCs, and the staff...so you didn't know for sure what you did to upset him so much.
"Catnap, dearie..you're skin and bones. Let me-"
"I know what you were, and what you've become...the Prototype told me so."
You don't know what to say. What could you say when he kept talking about this "Prototype" person?
Despite his hatred, the SCs were conditioned to love you regardless, and so before the Hour of Joy Catnap decided to sabotage the locks of your containment room.
That way, he wouldn't be tempted to kill you...and he'd spare you from the grief of what he ends up doing to the other SCs, including Dogday.
Years later, when the Employee finally knocks some sense into him after saving him from being sacrificed to the Prototype, he takes them to your room, believing you to be dead from starvation.
Instead, though, they break you out and he discovers you're very much alive.
And Catnap just breaks down, groveling and begging for your forgiveness.
You were the one who always tried to reach out and comfort him, giving him some relief from the misery of being trapped in this factory....and he pushed you away.
But you don't hate him for locking you up, realizing that he still cared about you after all this time. Even when the Prototype told him about your past.
He wanted to keep you safe.
That alone proves he had a heart, and you reassure him of that as he cuddles up to you for a little while.
Once he's calmer, you go with him, Dogday (assuming he was saved), and the Employee to meet with Poppy and Kissy--both of whom are relieved to see you alive
#clanask#marshmallow anon#poppy playtime x reader#ppt x reader#catnap#dogday#catnap x reader#dogday x reader#platonic#grandma reader#toy reader#headcanons#hurt/comfort
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Polaroid Love - F.W
Fred goes to work with his father and comes home with a muggle Polaroid camera, deciding the best use of it would be to take horrendous pictures of his girlfriend.
Fred x fem!Muggleborn reader, established relationship, reader gets red, house and age not specific, tooth rotting fluff bc I love lovesick Fred, 1.2 k words
Being a muggleborn at the Weasley household was an experience, to say the least.
In the last week since youâve been at the Burrow, youâve explained what rubber ducks are for, how to operate a microwave, and Pythagorean theorem.
Today Aurthur took the boys to work with him, so you were currently helping Molly cook dinner.
You had yet to understand the witchy way of cooking, so you were stuck mixing a bowl by hand while Molly sent knives, pots, and pasta flying all across the room.
You ducked a flying cutting board right as the group of rowdy boys entered the front door, your boyfriends voice in particular carrying over the noise of clattering dish ware.
âHoney, weâre home.â Aurthur calls, and Molly meets them all at the door, asking you to âkeep an eye onâ the multitude of activity in the kitchen.
You look around with wide eyes, imagining all the magical pots dropping to the floor and spoons stopping their stirring, Molly walking in and wondering how you were so incompetent that you would never be able to cook and therefore would be a horrible wife to her son.
Youâre only snapped out of your reverie by a flash of light in your eyes, and you tumble back to your current environmentâ all the dishes are still floating, the spoons were still moving, and Fred was staring at you with a giant grin on his face.
âHi Freddie!â You light up at the sight of your boyfriend, but donât allow his attempt at hugging you, too focused on not disappointing your (hopefully) future mother-in-law.
âTheyâre not gonna stop working unless mom makes them, these things are always going.â
But you refuse to budge, and Molly walks in to see you holding your boyfriend away with one hand on his chest while you continue trying to stir with the other.
She lets out a laugh, telling Fred to leave you alone and go wash up before dinner.
âOne kiss? Pleaseeee?â He gives you puppy eyes, and your face goes bright red.
âNot in front of your parents!â You hiss, but he steals a one anyway before running up the stairs and out of the way of the punch you tried to throw at him.
Molly pretends not to have seen, and you let your face cool down before asking what she wants you to do next.
Fifteen minutes later youâre sat at the large table, sandwiched between the twins while Ron talks to you from across the table.
âIt was pretty fun, and we all got muggle souvenirs afterward, can you explain to me what this is?â He asks, holding up a PEZ dispenser with a cartoon character head on top.
You laugh, explaining how to get the candy out and watching as a few of the Weasleyâs around the table stop to watch, Aurthur positively beaming at the discovery.
âTake a bite before dad can ask you something,â Fred whispers urgently in your ear, and you go to say something back but see Aurthur open his mouth on the other side of the table and you quickly scoop as much pasta into your mouth as you can fit.
You hear Fred laugh at you, and you turn to give him a glare; although itâs less scary due to the copious amounts of noodle hanging out of your mouth.
A flash once again momentarily blinds you, and you finally realize what it is when you see the small Polaroid camera in your boyfriendâs hand.
You go to yell at him, but still have pasta in your mouth so you settle for an angry groan and another smack to his arm.
You watch in horror as a piece of film comes out of the camera, which your boyfriend takes gingerly and looks at expectantly as it develops.
You finally manage to swallow your large bite, and you snatch the photo from his grasp, immediately being greeted by your own face, round with food in your cheeks and wide eyes while strands of pasta hang down your chin and sauce sits on the corners of your mouth.
âFreddie,â you groan in annoyance, but he just takes the photo back from your hands and looks at it proudly.
âItâs a lovely representation of you, darling.â
âIt is not!!â
George is laughing too, and you turn back to your plate, trying not to think about the fact that your boyfriend now has two horrible pictures of you for keepsakes.
You try to help clean up after dinner, but Molly insists that someone else does it since you helped cook, so you head upstairs to your boyfriendâs room while Ron and Ginny grumble.
âEvening, love,â Fred greets as you enter the twinsâ room.
âY/n,â George greets as well, tipping his nonexistent hat to you before turning his back to you so he can start a letter to Angelina.
Your boyfriend uses the opportunity to wrap his arms around you, trapping you in his embrace and placing a kiss on your forehead.
âI missed you today.â He mumbles into your hair.
âIt wasnât even a full day,â you laugh, the sound muffled by his chest.
He scoffs, sitting down on his bed and pulling you onto his lap.
âSo what, Iâm not allowed to miss my girl?â
You feel your cheeks warming at the claim of being his, and you give him a teasing smile, âwell when you say it like that..â
Before you can even move thereâs another flash and you immediately groan, burying your head into the crook of your boyfriendâs neck.
âIâm really starting to resent your dad for getting you that.â
You feel his shoulders shake with laughter, but all he says is âI think itâs my second favorite possession.â
You raise an eyebrow at him, pulling back so he can see it.
âSecond favorite?â
âYep. After these pictures.â He grins, now holding up all three photos heâs taken of you since being home.
âWhy canât you just take pictures like a normal person?â You ask, looking at the two new photos, the one from earlier of you with a wooden spoon in your hand and eyes looking around while bowls float around your head, and the newest one of you sat on Fredâs legs with pink cheeks and a grin on your face.
âNormal people donât get to keep your happy face in their pockets though, now do they?â
You watch as he puts the photos back, and you melt at the thought of your boyfriend wanting to document your joy to keep as his own.
âIâm always wearing my happy face when Iâm around you, Freddie.â
He grins (ignoring Georgeâs gagging) and pulls you down onto his bed, smothering you in kisses until he can no longer keep himself up and your face is brighter than his hair.
âGuess Iâll have to get more film then.â
And he does.
In fact, by the time you get back to Hogwarts from the holidays heâs got a whole wall of polaroids .
You in his Christmas sweater with a proud smile on your face and an F across your chest, you being squeezed by his mother in the worlds tightest hug, you on a broom in his backyard and a quaffle in your arms, you asleep on his bed, even one of you puckering up as if to give the camera a kiss.
And no matter how many times he looks at them, Fred still stares at the photos with a lovesick smile on his face, absolutely in awe at the ability to capture pictures that are so you, so full of light and love that he feels like the luckiest man on Earth to get to be yours.
#I typed Weasley so many times it doesnât feel like a real word đđ#fred weasley x reader#fred weasley x you#fred wealsey fic#fred weasley fluff#fred weasley#fred weasley x y/n#harry potter scenarios#harry potter boys#harry potter characters#weasley twins
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What It Feels Like
Pairing: Oscar Piastri x Hispanic/Latina! Reader
Summary: Y/N hasnât been in a healthy relationship before so she has never been in love before. However, her current relationship shows her how love feels like
Warning: Spelling and Grammatical errors
A/N: congratulations to Oscar Piastri for his first win!!!!!!
Y/N and Oscar have been dating for four months, having met at a cafĂŠ in England. Oscar had told Y/N that he loved her but she wasnât able to say it because she doesnât know what true love feels like. Oscar being super understanding said that it was okay if she doesnât love him yet because everyone feels love at different time. However, there have been moments in their relationship where Y/N begun to feel what love is.
Y/N was reading Beautiful Disaster by Jamie McGuire (my favorite book) on her couch when she heard someone knocking on the door. She got up and looked through the peephole but only saw a plushy of (your favorite animal/cartoon character). She opened the door and saw Oscar holding a bouquet of her favorite flowers and the plushy she saw earlier. She let him in the apartment.
âTiburĂłncin, whatâs this for?â Y/N asked
âI went to do some clothes shopping when I saw there was a sale on plushies and I know youâd like this little guy so I bought him for you. When I was leaving, I saw someone selling flowers on the street and these are your favorites. I thought it would look nice on the counter.â Oscar said, handing Y/N the bouquet and placing the plushy on the couch.
âYou got me this just because?â Y/N asked, walking into the kitchen to put the flowers in a vase with water,
âYeah, i was just thinking about you.â Oscar said.
âReally?â Y/N asked.
âIs it that hard to believe that I love my girlfriend?â Oscar asked, hugging Y/N and kissing her forehead. Y/N felt butterflies in her stomach.
âWell my last boyfriend only got me flowers to say heâs sorry.â Y/N commented.
âWell i am not him, you should be getting flowers regardless.â Oscar said, making Y/N smile.
âThank you, tiburĂłncin.â Y/N said.
Y/N was able to join Oscar on one of his race weekends so instead of staying in the hotel, they went on a walk and Y/N was looking at all the shop windows but there was one that called out to her.
âWant to go inside?â Oscar asked.
âYeah, sure.â Y/N said. Oscar opened the door for her and walk in behind her. They said hello to the greeter and started looking around, Y/Nâ eyes landed on a white gold necklace and earrings set with her birthstone. âThis is beautiful.â Oscar comes up behind Y/N to look at it, it really is beautiful, he thinks it would compliment Y/N so well.
âYou want look around some more?â Oscar asked.
âYeah, I didnât get a good look at the bags.â Y/N said, moving away from the Jewelry section. Oscar took the jewelry set Y/N was looking at to the checkout counter.
âHow much will it be?â Oscar asked.
â500 euros, sir.â The cashier said. Oscar paid with his card and started looking for Y/N.
âReady to go, darling?â Oscar asked.
âYeah, letâs go.â Y/N said. Oscar held the door for her to leave and they walked in front of a cafĂŠ.
âYou want crepes?â Oscar asked.
âUgh, I would love some.â Y/N said, they entered, sat down at the table and ordered. Once the waiter left, Oscar placed a little shopping bag in front of Y/N. âYou didnât.â Y/N commented.
âSince I saw you looking at it, I thought âhow great would Y/N look wearing this at the Grand Prix?â So I bought it.â Oscar said smiling. Y/N felt those butterflies again.
âThank you, tiburĂłncin, thatâs very sweet of you.â Y/N said.
What solidified her love for Oscar was when she was baking and she got a phone call from him.
âHey tiburĂłncin, whatâs up?â Y/N asked, putting her phone on speaker.
âHey, darling, you want to go to the movies? We could watch despicable me 4.â Oscar said,
âIâd love to, but Iâm baking right now and my friend is going to pick up the cupcakes. But we could go out tomorrow.â Y/N said.
âYeah, sounds good, bye, I love you.â Oscar hung up the phone. He got into his car and drove to the supermarket to buy milk because he knows that is the first thing to run out when sheâs baking. Once he drove to Y/Nâs apartment, he parked his car, got the milk out and knocked on her door.
âBrooke, theyâre not ready.â Y/N said before opening the door. âOscar, what are you doing here?â
âIâm here to help you bake. Last time you said milk is the first thing to run out when youâre baking since sometimes you need to add more milk that the recipe says for the consistency so the cupcakes arenât too dense.â Oscar said,
âYou remembered that?â Y/N asked,
âOf course I did. Need an assistant baker?â Oscar asked.
âCome in.â Y/N said, Oscar walked into the apartment, put the milk in the fridge, and washed his hands to help Y/N bake. As Oscar was mixing the cupcake batter, Y/N said âI love you.â Oscar stopped,
âWhat?â Oscar asked,
âI love you. Lately Iâve been feeling butterflies around you and you do things for me just because, without me asking, and yes, the bar is low, but I really do love you.â Y/N said. Oscar walks closer to Y/N.
âIâm glad you love me, I donât know what I would have done if you didnât.â Oscar said, letting out a little laugh. âYou think the batter is ready?â
âI hope so. I love you, Oscar.â Y/N said.
âI love you too, Y/N.â Oscar said and they kissed,
The End
Hope yâall liked it!
#hispanic reader#latina#hispanic#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader
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Dad!haikyuu is everything! I imagine Omi being your fake date to a family gathering and he swoons at your interaction with the kids until an auntie shoves a baby in his arms and heâs like UHHHHH đ§đťâdonâtcrushthisbaby donâtcrushthisbabyâ And now everyone including yourself canât take their eyes off him đđđđ
STOP I LOVE THIS
warnings: fake dating, fluff, cue flustered kiyoomi
One month ago Sakusa Kiyoomi took you aside during one of your usual hangouts with Atsumu to ask if you could pretend to be his girlfriend. Your brain told you over and over that this is a terrible idea, but you couldn't help yourself and said yes. Plus, it was one night at his mom's house. You already knew his family it wouldn't be to shocking to see you by Kiyoomi's side.
That's the thing. Your heart strings started to be pulled on the moment the two of you walked through the door and Kiyoomi let out a short, quiet "we're dating now." His mom's only response was to pull you into a hug and explain how she's been waiting forever for this. After greeting the two of you she told everyone the good news.
You felt terribly guilty for lying to her but Sakusa seemed unbothered. Maybe you were just being dramatic about the whole situation.
Somehow mid-way through the night you ended up spending most of your time with Kiyoomi's sister's kids. She was your favorite Sakusa. She also was the only one who knew you had a crush on her brother since middle school. She would help you get pretty for him, but it never worked. She claimed it did, but you never saw any progress. You and the children were in the basement playing with toys while a random kids TV show played in the background. The characters would sing and save the day successfully holding the attention of the youngest Sakusa. She isn't even one yet, but she has the whole family whipped except Kiyoomi of course. For some reason he tries to stay away from her leading you to never actually meeting the little one til today. She was adorable. She'd bounce her arms up and down while babbling to the song. In front of you was her older brother, and Kiyoomi's first nephew. He had toy trucks and a few random characters from animes you know and some you don't. You were helping zoom the cars around the basement, crawling on your knees still you looked up to see Kiyoomi has finally decided to spend time with you. You could have swore you saw his lip twitch before he stepped pass you and sat on the couch switching the TV channel.
Kaia, the youngest, immediately started crying when she couldn't hear the joy of a few cartoon pups saving the day. Quickly you ran over to her picking her up to help calm her down. You lightly bounced her on your hip while giving small shushes to the baby. You walked away from Kiyoomi because your pretty convinced by his actions that he doesn't like children. Which tears a bit of you heart knowing that you always imagined what having kids with him would be like. What a great dad he would be, but that's all in your imagination. The little girl begins to quiet down as you lift her up so she can stuff her head into your neck.
From across the room Kiyoomi watches you calm the baby with a red face. How are you so good at this? He's never seen you with a baby and from what he knows your not an aunt of any sort, unless you count Atsumu's dogs. He finally lets out a small smile as he watches you bring the baby up so she can snuggle into your neck, but as if the gods are against him. You turn around to see him watching you, and you tell the baby with a slight smirk, "baby I think your uncle Kiy wants to apologize," you walk over still holding the baby like a natural. Finally setting her down to crawl over to him on the couch. The older man trys to hold the baby like a puppy. He's never done this before and he's never felt embarrassed in his life. You giggle softly at his nervous face and tell him, "Kiyoomi that's not how you hold a baby," he can barely focus on your words when your giggles are enough for him to worship the group you walk on. He swears he enters heaven the moment he hears that sound. "it's good that your holding her butt but i think she wants to be facing you," You say as you scoot closer and reach to try and show him the proper way.
Kiyoomi leaned back on the couch and attempted to correctly hold the baby on his chest. One hand on her back and the other holding her butt up. As if Kiyoomi was a sleeping pill the little girl immediately closed her eyes and fell asleep on the tall man. "see it's not hard. Do you wanna take her to her momma? She seems sleepy," you said with small smile on your face. Not forgetting the little boy playing behind the couch you glanced over to make sure he was okay. God, Kiyoomi could help but want to ask if you wanted to be a mom right now.
Unmoving Kiyoomi stiffly shakes his head no at the though of having to hold this baby while moving. You srunch your eyebrows together in thought trying to understand why he's so stiff. noticing your confusion he squeaks out, "What if I break her?" and at first you thought he was joking but there was genuine panic in his features. He thought he was this cool collected guy, but you could honestly read him like a book.
"i'll be right here, okay? You're not going to break her," You nodded your head while you spoke to him in the calmest voice you could muster. Slowly he stood up and you redirected his hand so that it held up some of her head too along with her back. "you need to keep her head up. Baby's head's are weak," he nodded his head at your words like they were the gospel. Anything you said he would take it as the truth. If you said it, it was right. Cautiously walking up the steps to the family room. His whole family seems shocked to see the large man holding such a delicate baby. He takes a deep breath while he tries to pass the sleeping girl to his sister.
"whoa, what did you do to her? She never sleeps this heavy." His sister said in shock, "Kiyoomi you need to hold her more often," she continued. Then did you finally take in how red his face was. He was so flustered it was adorable. Quickly you took your phone out and snapped a picture of the boy without his knowledge.
bonus:
It was late and about everyone at the gathering had left except for Kiyoomi's immediate family. The baby girl was back in your and Kiyoomi's lap trying to decide who she wants to get attention from. You and Kiyoomi were shoulder to shoulder and at one point he brought his arm over to hold you even closer. After falling a few times on Kiyoomi and then gripping his shirt like a life line the little girl turned and crawled into your lap. You let a small Ha at Kiyoomi for her ultimately choosing you, but you take it back once the little girl tried pulling the top of you dress down to get to your boob. Kiyoomi quickly grabs the little girl and she starts crying sad that she didn't get fed. If you heard correctly you swore you heard him tell the little one that you would have milk soon but not now.
#haikyuu#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fluff#sakusa kiyoomi x reader#kiyoomi fluff#kiyoomi sakusa#im sorry for making him horrible in another chance#babygirl kiyoomi#kiyoomi x reader#haikyuu sakusa#sakusa kiyoomi#sakusa x reader#dilf sakusa#haikyuu dads
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Bat-Villains x Reader
You're the new hot and smart underling
Characters: Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Bane, Scarecrow, Two-Face, The Riddler & The Penguin
The Joker
- From the moment you joined the Jokerâs ranks, his interest was piqued. Your sharp mind and striking presence stood out amongst the usual riff-raff. âA diamond in the rough!â he declared with a manic grin. Though he initially treated you like any other henchperson, his curious glances and the way he leaned in during conversations hinted at deeper intrigue.
- The Joker quickly made it a point to test your intellect. He threw out riddles mid-conversation, asked for your input on his chaotic plans, and watched with delight as you matched his wit. When you pointed out a flaw in one of his schemesâsomething no one else dared to doâhe clapped his hands and cackled. âI like you,â he said, the words dangerously lighthearted.
- He couldnât resist pulling you into the spotlight, often assigning you the most high-profile tasks. âLetâs see what youâre really made of!â heâd say with a grin that sent chills down your spine. Success was met with a rare approval, while failure earned a manic lecture or a laugh that felt more threatening than amused.
- Over time, his obsession with you became clear. Heâd show up unannounced while you worked, circling you like a predator and commenting on how ârefreshingly unpredictableâ you were. His attention was both a blessing and a curse, offering protection but also putting you in constant danger of his volatile whims.
- The other henchpeople noticed the Jokerâs fixation on you, leading to whispers and jealousy. Some even tried to undermine you, but the Joker put an immediate stop to it. âNobody touches my little genius,â heâd hiss, his voice icy before switching back to his signature grin.
- Despite his madness, there were moments where his attention bordered on genuine. Heâd hand you a giftâa macabre joke of a trinketâand watch your reaction with keen interest. Yet, his affection always felt like a game, a dangerous dance where losing meant the stakes could turn deadly.
Harleen Quinzel aka. Harley Quinn
- Harley was instantly drawn to you when you joined the gang. âOoh, fresh meat!â she teased, her Brooklyn accent thick with mischief. It didnât take long for her to notice your sharp mind and how you carried yourself with confidence. âSmart and hot? Youâre a triple threat, sugar!â she exclaimed, clearly intrigued.
- Harley loved testing your limits, throwing you into chaotic situations to see how you handled them. Whether it was a high-speed getaway or negotiating with rival criminals, sheâd watch you with sparkling eyes, clapping her hands in glee when you exceeded expectations.
- Her flirtation was constant and shameless. Sheâd saunter up to you during planning sessions, twirling a strand of her blonde-and-pink hair. âYâknow, if I wasnât with Mistah J, Iâd have to snatch you up,â sheâd say with a wink, though you couldnât always tell how serious she was.
- As your competence became undeniable, Harley began to rely on you more and more. Sheâd drag you into her schemes, insisting, âYouâre my good luck charm!â Sheâd giggle when things went awry but always trusted you to pull them back together.
- Harley wasnât above showing off for you, either. During fights or heists, sheâd go out of her way to make dramatic, acrobatic moves, casting a playful glance your way afterward. âBetcha didnât know I could do that, huh?â sheâd say, grinning ear to ear.
- Beneath her bubbly exterior, Harley grew genuinely attached to you. Sheâd seek you out during quiet moments, talking about everything from the stars to her favorite cartoons. âYouâre somethinâ special, yâknow?â sheâd say softly, her tone unusually serious before covering it with a laugh.
Pamela Isley aka. Poison Ivy
- Ivy noticed you the moment you walked in. She had an uncanny way of sensing power, and there was something about your intelligence and charisma that intrigued her. âYouâre not like the rest of them,â she said with a sly smile, her green eyes piercing.
- She tested you in subtle ways, asking for your opinion on her environmental crusades or challenging you with complex tasks. When you provided thoughtful, insightful answers, she found herself impressed. âHmm, perhaps youâre worth keeping around,â she mused, though the glimmer of approval in her gaze said more.
- Ivy quickly took you under her wing, ensuring you worked closely with her. Sheâd often call you to her greenhouse, watching as you moved carefully among her plants. âYou have respect for life,â sheâd note, almost to herself. Her approval felt rare and precious, like sunlight through the trees.
- Her fondness for you grew in small but significant ways. Sheâd casually offer you giftsârare flowers or herbsâclaiming they were âjust leftovers.â When you thanked her, sheâd wave it off, but the faint smile on her lips betrayed her pleasure.
- Ivyâs protective instincts soon kicked in. If anyone in the organization dared to disrespect you, theyâd find themselves tangled in vines before they could blink. âNo one touches whatâs mine,â sheâd declare, her voice cold and commanding, though she never elaborated on the claim.
- Despite her aloof demeanor, Ivy valued your presence deeply. In quiet moments, sheâd open up about her dreams of a better world, her voice soft and wistful. âYou understand,â sheâd say, almost vulnerable. âYou see the beauty in the chaos, just like me.â
Bane
- Bane was initially skeptical of you. Beauty and intelligence were rare qualities among his recruits, and he wondered if you were too good to be true. âProve your worth,â he demanded, his imposing figure casting a shadow over you. His voice was calm but carried the weight of a challenge.
- You quickly earned his respect through your sharp strategies and unflinching determination. Bane valued strength, both physical and mental, and your ability to stay calm under pressure impressed him. âYou are more capable than most,â he admitted, a rare compliment from the man who broke the Bat.
- Bane began involving you in higher-level plans, seeking your input and trusting your judgment. âYou think like a tactician,â he observed, his dark eyes studying you intently. His approval felt earned, a testament to your hard work and resilience.
- Despite his stoic demeanor, Bane showed his care in subtle ways. He ensured you were well-protected during missions, assigning his most loyal soldiers to watch your back. âYour mind is a valuable asset,â heâd say, though his actions hinted at something more personal.
- Over time, Baneâs respect for you deepened into admiration. He found himself drawn to your unwavering determination and the way you carried yourself with quiet confidence. âYou remind me of someone who fights for what they believe in,â he said once, his tone almost reverent.
- Baneâs connection to you became undeniable when he began sharing fragments of his past. âStrength is forged in pain,â he told you one night, his voice low and reflective. âYou understand that. Itâs why you belong hereâwith me.â His words carried a rare vulnerability, a glimpse of the man beneath the mask.
Jonathan Crane aka. Scarecrow
- Jonathanâs first impression of you was clinical curiosity. Among the sea of his mindless minions, your sharp intelligence and composed demeanor were a breath of fresh air. He observed you silently for days, cataloging your behavior like a subject in his experiments. âFascinating,â he murmured to himself when you solved a problem no one else could.
- He wasted no time putting your mind to the test, assigning you tasks meant to break weaker recruits. When you succeeded with ease, he became both intrigued and slightly unnerved. âYouâre more resilient than I expected,â he remarked, his tone bordering on admiration, though his calculating eyes betrayed his constant evaluation.
- As you gained his respect, Jonathan began sharing his philosophical musings with you. âFear,â heâd say, leaning closer, âis the only true motivator.â He watched your reactions intently, searching for a flicker of agreement or defiance. Your willingness to engage in these debates only solidified his growing fascination with you.
- Over time, he involved you in his experiments, valuing your input on the effects of his fear toxin. Heâd watch you work with a rare, quiet intensity, occasionally breaking the silence to ask your opinion. âTell me,â he said once, âwhat do you fear most?â The question lingered in the air, more personal than professional.
- Jonathanâs protectiveness over you grew subtly. If anyone questioned your methods or competence, heâd silence them with a single glare. âThis one,â heâd say, his voice cold, âis not to be underestimated.â His approval came sparingly, but when given, it felt like a hard-earned triumph.
- Despite his detached nature, Jonathan found himself drawn to your presence in a way that surprised even him. During his quieter moments, heâd share fragments of his past, his voice tinged with bitterness and vulnerability. âPerhaps,â he said one night, almost to himself, âfear isnât the only thing that defines us.â
Harvey Dent aka. Two-Face
- Harvey noticed you the moment you joined his organization. Half of him admired your intelligence and poise, while the other halfâgruffer, more distrustingâdemanded you prove your loyalty. âLetâs see how you handle yourself,â he said, flipping his coin. Heads, you were given a chance; tails, you were thrown into the fire.
- Your quick thinking and unshakable composure soon won over both sides of Harvey. He appreciated your ability to adapt to his volatile moods, navigating his dual nature with surprising ease. âYouâre good,â he admitted one day, his scarred side smirking while the unscarred side gave a small nod of approval.
- Harvey began relying on you for more than just grunt work, bringing you into his inner circle. Heâd consult you during planning sessions, flipping his coin before agreeing with your suggestions. âYouâre smart,â he said, his voice laced with reluctant admiration. âAlmost too smart for your own good.â
- Despite his hardened exterior, Harvey showed glimpses of softness around you. On rare occasions, heâd let his guard down, speaking about the struggles of balancing his two selves. âYou think itâs easy?â he asked one night, his voice raw. âLiving with two voices in your head?â He didnât expect an answer but seemed comforted by your understanding.
- His dual nature extended to how he treated you. On good days, heâd praise your work and share a drink with you, his charm shining through. On bad days, heâd lash out, only to apologize later. âYou shouldnât stick around someone like me,â he muttered once, his good side conflicted while his bad side growled, âBut you will.â
- Over time, Harveyâs admiration for you turned into something deeper. He became fiercely protective, warning anyone who dared to question your loyalty or competence. âThis oneâs mine,â heâd say, the flip of his coin deciding whether the threat ended thereâor escalated further.
Edward Nygma aka. The Riddler
- Edward immediately gravitated toward you when you joined his crew. Your intelligence was obvious, and he couldnât resist testing it. âRiddle me this,â he said with a smirk, throwing out puzzles and watching with delight as you solved them with ease. âFinally,â he exclaimed, âsomeone worthy of my brilliance!â
- He quickly made you his personal protĂŠgĂŠ, dragging you into his elaborate schemes and assigning you tasks that required both wit and precision. âDonât disappoint me,â he warned, though the gleam in his eye suggested he didnât expect you to. Your successes only fueled his ego, making him more confident in his choice.
- Edward loved showing off around you, often monologuing about his genius or presenting you with his latest riddles. He craved your approval, though heâd never admit it outright. âYou see it, donât you?â heâd ask, leaning closer. âHow much smarter I am than everyone else?â
- As your bond grew, Edward became more possessive of your time and attention. Heâd grow irritable if you worked with anyone else, muttering about how âinferior mindsâ didnât deserve your talents. âYouâre wasted on them,â heâd say, his tone dripping with disdain.
- Despite his arrogance, Edward valued your opinions deeply. Heâd often ask for your input during planning sessions, genuinely considering your ideas. When you outsmarted him in a rare moment, he was equal parts annoyed and impressed. âDonât let it go to your head,â he grumbled, though his smile betrayed his pride in you.
- Beneath his bravado, Edward harbored a genuine fondness for you. In quieter moments, heâd confide in you about his insecurities, his voice softer and more vulnerable than youâd ever heard. âDo you think theyâll ever truly understand me?â he asked once, his question laced with an uncharacteristic hint of doubt.
Oswald Cobblepot aka. The Penguin
- Oswald was skeptical when you first joined his ranks. Heâd seen plenty of attractive recruits come and go, and he assumed youâd be no different. But when you demonstrated your sharp mind and ability to navigate his world, he quickly took notice. âHmm,â he muttered, adjusting his monocle. âYou might be more useful than you look.â
- He began assigning you more important tasks, watching closely to see how you handled yourself. When you not only met but exceeded his expectations, he couldnât help but be impressed. âWell, well,â he said with a smirk. âIt seems Iâve underestimated you.â
- Oswald had a flair for theatrics, and he loved dragging you into his schemes. Heâd show off his wealth and power, often treating you to luxurious dinners or gifting you extravagant trinkets. âConsider it an investment,â heâd say, though his smug grin suggested otherwise.
- Over time, Oswaldâs respect for you grew into admiration. He appreciated your loyalty and competence, valuing you as more than just another underling. âYouâve got potential,â he told you one night, his tone unusually sincere. âStick with me, and youâll go far.â
- Despite his ruthless nature, Oswald showed surprising protectiveness over you. If anyone dared to disrespect or threaten you, theyâd find themselves at the mercy of his sharp-tipped umbrella. âNo one crosses the Penguin,â he growled, his eyes cold. âEspecially not someone under my wing.â
- Oswaldâs attachment to you became evident in his quieter moments. Heâd share stories of his past, his voice tinged with bitterness and longing. âThe world never gave me a chance,â he said once, his gaze distant. âBut youâyouâre different. Youâve got what it takes to survive.â
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Mr All American
Just cute moments between Logan and his not American girlfriend
Godamn I want him so bad - in something non fanfic that I've written one of my main characters is called Logan and, ugh, it's such a pretty name
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Y/N held her phone up towards Logan, giggling away as she filmed him. "Can you do your best British accent?" She asked him, phone shaking in her hands as she giggled.
He rolled his eyes, but Logan was unable to hide his smile. "What do you want me to say?" He asked, looking down at her.
If it was possible for a person to have heart eyes, Logan would have. His heart would have been beating out of his chest like a cartoon character. "What do you want me to say?" He asked as he leaned against the wall.
"Fancy a cuppa."
"Fancy a cupper?" He said in his usual American accent.
Her giggles grew into full blown laughter.
Logan let out a huff and rolled his eyes, but he was still smiling. "Alright love," he began in an incredibly bad British accent. "D'you fancy a cuppa?" He asked, emphasising the A.
It was hard to see Logans face in the video, not with the way Y/N was laughing uncontrollably. Her tiktok was a goldmine of Logan videos, where most of the fans got their content.
It was rare for a video of Y/N to go viral. Her videos of Logan always blew up, and she was always seen liking the compilations fans made of them. But she never got herself in the videos, that wasn't her style.
But then she logged onto tiktok. Her phone was silent as Logan slept behind her, his arms wrapped around her and his face pressed into his neck.
They didn't spent the entire night cuddled up. As much as Logan wanted to, it was near impossible. He fell asleep holding her, but when Y/N woke up in the middle of the night Logan was almost always no longer holding her. But then she woke up and once again Logan was holding her.
She had a theory. She suspected that Logan would wake up at, like, 5am, just to wrap his arms around her and spend the next the next few hours asleep and holding her.
So, Y/N had her phone on silent as she watched Tiktok. There were a few Logan edits, too many clips of Lando Norris streaming and at least thirteen Charles Leclerc edits.
And then Y/N came across another video. It was from the live sky sports feed that played during the last grand prix, focusing in on the Williams garage before the race.
Logan was there, walking to his engineer. And Y/N was in front of him. He had his arms around her, swaying her from side to side as he spoke. It was subconscious, he didn't even realise he was doing it, but it was so cute.
At least the fans thought so. Careless Whisper by George Michael played in the background of the video as Logan put his chin on the top of her head.
Groaning, Logan slowly woke up. He kissed the back of her neck and sat up slightly, tired eyes looking at the screen over her shoulder. "What're you watching?" He asked as Y/N saved the video.
She showed him. In response, Logan kissed her shoulder and tightened his grip on her.
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This is a couple who loved to tease each other. It could be about anything, but their main targets were spelling and pronunciation.
Well, it depended what grand prix they were at. If Logan was caught spelling 'colour' as 'color' during the Silverstone weekend, Y/N wasn't going to let it go.
But the same went for her at any of the US grand prix.
When she landed for Miami, the first thing she did was text Logan. 'God, I didn't realise I was so tired,' she texted him as she climbed into the taxi.
'Couldn't hear you, what was that?' Logan responded.
'Lo'
'You didn't realize you were so tired?'
There was no response for a good minute. He could see that she had seen the message, but she didn't reply.
And then...
'I hate you'
'I wanna marry you'
When they got dinner that night, Y/N wanted a burger, something stereotypically American, but with no tomato.
Logan sat opposite her in the restaurant, hand covering his mouth, hiding his laugh as she ordered. "Can I get a burger with..." She looked at Logan, the enthusiasm dropping from her voice. "With no tomayto."
Logan couldn't hold himself back. his sniggers turned into full blown laughs as she gently kicked him under the table. "You're adorable," he said as she glared at him.
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Oscar had known Y/N just as long as Logan had. He loved her like an annoying little sister that he pretended he couldn't stand but actually couldn't live without her.
He, Lando and Logan stood together, talking before the first practice session. Y/N hadn't arrived yet, set to arrive on Saturday, and Oscar missed her.
Not as much as Logan missed her, though.
He hadn't stopped talking to her, managed to slide a mention of her into every conversation.
Lando hadn't had the pleasure of meeting Y/N yet. "How did you guys get together?" He asked him, and Oscar sighed. He audibly sighed and rolled his eyes.
They'd been friends for years, since Y/N's karting days. But she'd quit to focus on studying, focusing on getting into a good university and landing her dream job.
When Logan was in F3 and Y/N was completing her first year of university, he missed her. Oscar missed her too, but not as much as Logan. So, during the summer, after her first year of university, he invited her to Florida.
It was maybe the most incredible summer of her life. Not because anything in particular happened, but because she was spending time with Logan.
Y/N knew he liked her. She knew she liked him too. But Logan wasn't going to do anything about it.
Actually, he tried. He tried to do these ridiculously subtle things that she was never going to pick up on. So, she took matters into her own hands.
They were in the back of the truck she had rented out for the summer. They'd done maybe everything, from go karting to carnivals. They were underage so they couldn't really experience spring break at its best.
In the back of the truck they looked up at the stars. "This has been sick," she muttered as she laid against him. "Properly, properly sick." (Genuinely can't imagine an american person using sick to be cool, pls correct me if wrong)
"I can't believe you have to go home tomorrow," Logan replied as he wrapped his arms around her.
Y/N snuggled closer to him. It was warm, but she didn't care. Music played from her stereo, and Logan hummed along.
"I'm gonna miss you," he said as Y/N sat up and stretched her arms up.
She faced him, crossing her legs and getting comfortable in her new position. "Are you gonna miss me? Or are you gonna miss me?"
Logan didn't answer, and that told her all she needed to know. "Dude, just ask me out already," she said, emphasising the 'dude'.
Again, Logan didn't answer. His cheeks were red as he looked away from her face, looking back at the stars.
So, Y/N leaned forward and kissed him.
Once Logan finished his story, Oscar shook his head. "You forgot the most important bit," he said and continued the story. "So Rick Astley started playing on the stereo, so Y/N pulled him up from the bed of the truck and made him dance with her. It's disgustingly cute."
Logan was a grinning, blushing mess. Oscar was right, it was disgustingly cute.
Fuck, he couldn't wait for Y/N to get there.
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Title: party
Fandom: DC
Characters: DC characters (justice league flavoring)
Fic type: fluff
Pairings: superbat wallydick
Warnings: male reader, reader insert, child male reader, fluff, good dad Bruce
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Summary: Bruce begrudgingly invites the league and by proxy their children to his house and his three year old does not know what to do with so many new people
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It was quite uncommon for Bruce to allow the league to his home, his home being the only one big enough to deal with both the league and the children that came with due to being friends with Bruce's children. (Name) Watched from the railing to the second floor, the toddler shy about the new people though he did recognize a few faces from cartoons and the friends his brothers brought around.
"There you are..." (Name) Looked up with his pacifier in his mouth, his papa smiling with a tall man with glasses on "I have people I want you to meet" lifting the tiny boy up, (name) looked at the stranger curious "oh he's adorable!" Clark commented and waved at the tot who glared at him when he got too close "oh I definitely see the resemblance now" he chuckled while Bruce sighed fondly "he doesn't play with stranger danger"
"(Nickname), this is clark" Bruce whispered to his son who looked back curiously "he's daddies boyfriend and I heard... He knows superman" Bruce whispered and (name) looked curious at that, the three year old LOVED superman much to the delight and headache of the rest of the family "I do know him, you a fan?"
(Name) Nodded and Bruce took out the pacifier knowing what was going to happen.
The three were walking down the stairs as (name) spouted utter nonsense, the Wayne family knowing what the boy was conveying based on context clues but everyone else watched in fascinated confusion.
"(Naaaame)!" Wally called out to the boy, saving Clark from nonstop toddler talk "wee!" (Name) Immediately disregarded Clark and wiggled out of his dad's hold to run over while dick stood behind his boyfriend, pleased with how close the two have gotten.
Bruce and Clark watched the little one cling to the speedster "he's an angel" Clark commented, happy to finally meet the youngest Wayne "we work hard to keep him out of public eye and... Out of the line of work we do" Bruce didn't get much of a say with his other kids but (name)... " I want him to have as normal as a childhood as I can" Clark admired that, looking around to see the rest of the league and by proxy the titans and young justice league chat and have fun, snacks and finger foods set around for people to enjoy and games to play for the younger ones to play.
"You're doing great so far"
"I try..."
Though Bruce was curious how long it would take for the tot to have a tantrum, he was a sweety but he was still a child after all.
(Name) Eventually wandered off from Wally and Dick, looking for his other siblings who were chatting away but being so small and so many strangers made it difficult to say the least. "Are you alright?" A voice asked and (name) looked up to see a tall woman with black hair "I'm Diana, want me to bring you to your father?" Her voice gentle and (name) fidgeted at the other, she seemed trustful enough "I work with your father, do you think you would let me pick you up to bring you over?" He's just by the fireplace"
Hesitantly (name) let her lift him, at this height he could clearly see his siblings chatting away and Tim nodded at him, as to say 'youre safe' which calmed the boy down "(name), are you alright?" Bruce asked when he caught sight of him and (name)s lip wobbled, clearly overwhelmed and reaching towards his dad "papa..." He whined, Bruce knew it was a matter of time and took the boy who clung helplessly "come on... Let's go somewhere quiet.."
Clark watched on while (name) was taken away, the boys eyes watery.
"No more tears, little bird" Bruce whispered, swaying slowly to comfort the boy "that was overwhelming wasn't it?" (Name) Nodded against his shoulder "how about we get a snack and you and I go watch your show..." A good Segway to bed time if Bruce thought so himself. "Oweo?" (Name) Asked softly and Bruce chuckled "of course, baby" going to the kitchen, Damien and Jon were hanging out and eating snacks "is he ok?" Jon asked, worried over the teary eyed tot and Damien looked the boy over "he dislikes crowds, his lack of height is a great disadvantage" he explained simply, watching his brother with a softer expression.
Damien was soft to the little one, (name) looked at him like he hung the moon and frankly that boosted Damien's ego enormously. "We're just grabbing some snacks and having tv time before you know what" code for bedtime which all Wayne's knew to never bring up because little (name) hated nap and bedtime. Grabbing the treats and a carton of chocolate milk, the two went to Bruce's room where he changed the boy into one of Bruce's old shirts, too lazy to go get him some pajamas. (Name) Snuggled into his dad and enjoyed the treats, the cartoon playing in the background and not a single care could be had.
Bruce texted Clark while his son's breathing evened out, the kriptonian making his way up to check on them.
At this point (name) was tucked in and asleep, clinging to Bruce's sweater like a stuffed toy "oh he's too cute" Clark cooed and Bruce looked at his son with pride "he liked you"
"He did?" Clark was a little surprised and Bruce nodded "he liked your glasses" Bruce teased and Clark gave that sweet farm boy smile "well I think he was pretty great too, has your glare" Bruce huffed amused and the two left, letting (name) rest.
"Before you know it, he will want your attention too" Bruce teased and Clark grinned "can't wait" he was gonna step dad the shit out of that tot, treats and all.
He just needed to get a ring first.
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