#dilf sakusa

[realcube]

dilf december

day fourteen ⭑ kiyoomi sakusa ⭑ feed the hungry !

tw: nsfw minors dni! oral (receiving), slightly foodplay, slight anal.

this would be your first time cooking a christmas dinner for sakusa since getting married.

it was important that you execute it well. as a divorced man, now in his forties, he had been married before and you worry that your cooking may not live up to the standards set by his ex-wife, and the last thing you wanted to do was disappoint him or remind him of what he missing, which put a lot of pressure on you to somehow curate an exceptional christmas feast all on your own.

but cooking a nice meal couldn't be too hard, right?

first, before you can even think about researching recipes or buying ingredients, you had to ask him what he actually wanted for christmas dinner, or what he was expecting you to make.

unsurprisingly, he tells you that he couldn't care less about what he eats on that day — to him, it's the same as any other night — so if you want to go all out and cook a large, impressive meal, then that is your decision, and he'll appreciate your effort. but he'd be equally as happy if you would rather save yourself the stress and just hire a chef, or even order take-out.

overall, he reassures you that he won't mind whatever you choose to provide for christmas dinner, in terms of food, as long as he gets to enjoy his meal with you in his company.

however, he does insist that there is one thing he has to eat on that day — something he's been craving for a while.

kneeling on the cold tiles of the kitchen floor, sakusa has his head tilted up, deep between your thighs, tongue gently lapping at your damp folds. his big hands keep your quivering figure in place, his thumbs situated on your ass and digging into your supple flesh.

you are stood against the kitchen counter, hands pressed against the smooth marble surface, still sticky and wet as you were midway through cutting up veg. about to start working on creating a stuffing before sakusa approached you from behind and started quietly flirting with you, nipping at the nape of your neck and pecking the shell of your ear.

you didn't think much of it until his kisses decended to your shoulderblades, then to your hips, and that is how you ended up in your current situation.

whining and pushing all the way against the counter, tits pressed against the cutting board as you are unable to hold yourself upright with how good he is treating you. flicking his tongue against your clit repeatedly , and making sure to explore every inch of your puffy lips. nibbling and sucking thoroughly as he goes.

since his retirement, he was experimenting with growing his beard out a little, and you really liked it — thought it was hot and mature and perfectly complemented his sharp features. but he noticed the stubble would make you squirm when he ate you out, to the point where it didn't feel as good as it usually does. you insisted that it wasn't a big deal and there are plenty of other intimate acts you can engage in instead to accomodate for his beard, but before the thought had even fully formed in your head, he already shaved the whole thing off. nice and smooth; no force in the world could keep his mouth off your pussy.

once your folds have been treated fairly, he plunged his dexterous tongue straight into your sopping hole, which was already breathing out tempting whispers, trying to lure him in. his tongue wormed around in your tight walls, poking and prodding at your sensitive insides, while his lips continued to work tireless against yours.

he'd moan against your already throbbing pussy whenever he'd get a proper taste of you, sending electric vibrations to your clit. "(y/n).." he murmured against your heat with his heavy eyes sealed shut, embrassingly wet noises emitting from your cunt as he spoke, "so fuckin' good.." he yanked his tongue out from your hole only so he could attempt to speak, then he immediately pushed it all the way back in, trying to get it as deep as humanely possible.

he does so by using his grip onyour ass to leverage you forward, closer to the counter so your pussy is situated directly in front of his face and he is able to thrust in and out of you without tilting his head. he also utilises this grip by letting his thumb sink between your cheeks to your other hole — toying with it and stroking — curious to see if he can get a reaction out of you.

though it's unclear whether your shriek-like moans were due to that, or the insane speed at which his tongue slipping in and out of your pussy, alongside his lips creating friction against yours. "omi!" your jaw hung wide open, and your eyes squeeze shut as you struggle to cope with the pure ecstasy his mouth sends blazing through you.

your legs have entirely lost strength by now, so sakusa is holding your up by the ass, and mercilessly devouring your cunt. naturally, it's not long before you climax right atop his face, pussy contracting around his tongue, but even that doesn't stop him from mouth-fucking you through your high.

even once your orgasm has ended and your beginning to come down, he still goes at it. he only stops when you muster up the strength to tug weakly at one of his shiny locks of hair.

he grunts and pulls away, only slightly, panting rapidly and clinging to your arousal-stained thighs. "another?" he managed to gasp.

[goxjo]

WARNINGS. some works may contain dark / potentially triggering content. my general dark content tag is #!holic — you may filter it out if that bothers you. don’t forget to read warnings carefully before proceeding! and of course, MDNI

AKI’S NOTE. this year's KT is jjk-centric but with sprinkles of other fandoms! 1st and 3rd fics of the week are drabbles / one-shots, 2nd fic contains multiple characters, 4th fic is gojo <3 a few pieces are in collaboration with @ficsforgaza (**) please check out other writers’ works as well! hope you enjoy my little kink-slash-gojoctober ♡

LINKS. general masterlist ┆ ffg kinktober masterlist

⟢ ┈ ꒰ 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝟏 ꒱

10.01 ┆ WEBCAM ┆ Endo

10.03 ┆ HATE SEX ┆ JJK Men

10.04 ┆ COERCION ┆ Al-haitham

10.05 ┆ SUGAR DADDY ┆ Gojo

⟢ ┈ ꒰ 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝟐 ꒱

10.07 ┆ DUBCON ┆ Childe **

10.09 ┆ SQUIRTING ┆ JJK Men

10.10 ┆ DILDO + FINGERING ┆ Sukuna

10.12 ┆ BONDAGE ┆ Gojo

⟢ ┈ ꒰ 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝟑 ꒱

10.13 ┆ SEX POLLEN ┆ Sakusa

10.15 ┆ PANTIES ┆ JJK Men

10.17 ┆ CORRUPTION + AGE GAP + DILF ┆ Nanami

10.19 ┆ BROTHEL + EXHIBITIONISM ┆ Gojo

⟢ ┈ ꒰ 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝟒 ꒱

10.20 ┆ OMORASHI + CUNNILINGUS ┆ Choso

10.22 ┆ DEGRADATION + HUMILIATION ┆ Haikyuu Men

10.24 ┆ HATE SEX II ┆ Sukuna **

10.26 ┆ ROUGH SEX + MONSTERFUCKING ┆ Gojo

⟢ ┈ ꒰ 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝟓 ꒱

10.28 ┆ CUCKOLDING + DP ┆ Jin + Sukuna

10.29 ┆ KNOTTING ┆ JJK Men

10.30 ┆ CORRUPTION + VIRGINITY LOSS ┆ Bakugo

10.31 ┆ FREE USE ┆ Gojo

pspsps. reblogs and comments are appreciated ♥︎

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Sakusa: *sliding a photo across the table* I need you to shoot this guy in the leg

Meian:

Meian: that's a picture of you

Sakusa: atsumu found the dilf album in my gallery when he was looking through my phone

Meian: ah

[ambrosialdesire]

Who are your fav writers on here? Any fic recs?

okay buckle up because i have a lot of fic recs LMAO there's some that i'm not technically in the fandom as of now but i still thoroughly enjoyed the read.

most of my fav writers on tumblr are the ones i follow but i'll still list them cause im pretty sure my following is hidden lol (please go and support them as well!! they're all amazing i stg)

none of these are ordered on favoritism, i'm just listing them as i find them. plus i included brief descriptions in each fic i recommend lol, lmk if none of the links are working or if they are accidentally labeled wrong. THIS SHIT TOOK FOREVER TO FORMAT LMAO

i'll probably constantly update this whenever i read something good or when i find another great writer as well that i want to mention <3

18+ DARK CONTENT BELOW, MINORS AND BLANK BLOGS DNI

LAST UPDATED: 12-08-2024

favorite writers

yandere-daydreams - love their fic imagines, multifandom and has original fics jackrrabbit - amazing multifandom writer, ik she hasn't updated in a hot min but her fics are so good seijorhi - multifandom, mainly haikyuu, jjk & tokyo revengers (though i'm personally not a fan of tokrev, i still want to acknowledge that she also writes for this fandom!) throwaway-yandere - their alhaitham fics are 🤌🤌, one of my favorite genshin writers and their art is so good! bunnykawa - she doesn't have much fics posted but she's another great haikyuu writer!! rocorambles - multifandom writer but i mostly indulge in their haikyuu fics remember-to-be-gentle - multifandom & original fic writer rotworld - original fic writer, love the amount of details and lore that they put into their writing

recommended fics

fanatic by jackrrabbit - oikawa x reader; oikawa using a devoted fan to relieve his stress (yandere/dark content)

clean by jackrrabbit - sakusa x reader; little shower session thinking about you (not dark content)

unprofessional by jackrrabbit - tendou x reader; training the new hire is more difficult than you thought, hm he's kinda familiar (yandere/dark content)

bloodlust by jackrrabbit - sanemi x reader; demon reader getting some action from the wind hashira (yandere/dark content)

canine by jackrrabbit - sesshomaru x reader; sesshomaru using the only alive geisha to forget about his issues (yandere/dark content)

a helping hand (or two) by hoe-imaginess - dabi x reader; dabi gets hit with an aphrodisiac quirk and has you take care of it (not dark content)

intertwined by yanlovex3 - hawks x reader; bully hawks being obsessed with you (yandere/dark content)

interchangeable by yanlovex3 - hawks x reader; a softer what if version to intertwined, had me falling to my knees fr (not dark content)

invidia by seijorhi - kuroo x reader; dilf kuroo being a little too interested in his son's gf (yandere/dark content)

outrunning fate by seijorhi - tendou x reader x ushijima; having two soulmates is controversial but they don't care (yandere/dark content)

rabid by seijorhi - kyoutani x reader; assumingly mafia au, kyoutani wants all of you (yandere/dark content)

hungry by bunnykawa - osamu x reader; you're the one obsessed with osamu but he's not taking it kindly or is he? (yandere/dark content)

i'm better than you! by bunnykawa - oikawa x reader; ex oikawa proving a point that he's better than your current bf (yandere/dark content)

delusional fool by solarisensun - bokuto x reader; bokuto has a big ol crush that you don't reciprocate but that's okay, he'll change your mind (yandere/dark content)

good boy by solarisensun - kageyama x reader; though you're his owner, kageyama more or less owns you (yandere/dark content)

house of cards by ddarker-dreams - albedo x reader; being a researcher yourself means you seek out others for their guidance, shame that this exchange only results in you being bred (yandere/dark content)

sweet dreams by ddarker-dreams - xiao x reader; a little sleepy indulgence doesn't hurt, right? (yandere/dark content)

crystalline heart by ddarker-dreams - scaramouche x reader; respect should be given to the harbingers but why should you respect him? (yandere/dark content)

consequence series by archonanqi - zhongli x reader; you wanted to leave teyvat as you had finally found your brother but a little contract said otherwise, ONE OF MY TOP FAVS ITS SO DAMN GOOD (yandere/dark content)

hatefully yours by merakiui - saramouche x reader; a little hate-f*cking session (yandere/dark content)

what is love? by rocorambles - gojo x reader; you're the apple of his eye, doesn't matter if you're taken (yandere/dark content)

selkie by rotworld - oc x reader; this particular selkie wants you to take his pelt so he can belong to you forever (yandere/dark content)

see you again soon by remember-to-be-gentle - toji x reader; finding a werewolf fighting ring is the juiciest story you got but meeting with the ring's top fighter for insight is better (yandere/dark content)

twice bitten by remember-to-be-gentle - miguel o'hara x reader; being bitten by a radioactive spider wasn't in your plans, neither was getting chased by the scariest spiderperson you've met (yandere/dark content)

why? by toxicbiimbo - kaeya x reader; murders are happening around the city and you put it on yourself as a knight to investigate the crimes, not knowing that the very killer was closer than you expected (yandere/dark content)

loving you keeps me alive by j0succ - dainsleif x reader; the home you bought has a permanent guest but he doesn't mind you at all (yandere/dark content)

customer satisfaction by wttcsms - oikawa x reader; giving beverages to golfers pays strangely well (yandere/dark content)

his new wife series by prelovednikaidou - toji x reader; being toji's new wife and megumi's step-mom is a tiring cycle, I LITERALLY WAS BAWLING OVER THIS LIKE FULL ON SOBBING IVE NEVER BEEN SO DEVASTATED OVER A SHORT SERIES (not dark content)

don't say it's unholy by dollwritearchives - reiner x reader; he'd do anything for you despite how much you hate his eldian blood (yandere/dark content)

the tiniest notion by titan-fodder - reiner x reader; reiner's new step-mom turned into his biggest comfort (not yandere/dark content)

marine blue by iwaasfairy - iwaizumi x reader; a strange creature comes up to you from the ocean (yandere/dark content)

subject raptor by tainted-wine - hawks x reader; becoming close to one of the first hero-turned-nomus was something you never thought was possible in your line of work (yandere/dark content)

bon appetite by theblanketofugly - sukuna x reader; sukuna figures out what he feels towards you, even if he's your biggest bully (yandere/dark content)

not your baby by itoshifc - oliver x reader; omega x omega, oliver intentionally fucking with the reader to make her his, i've never seen or anything abt blue lock but i ATE this up (yandere/dark content)

just friends series by kneelingshadowsalome - könig wants you and you don't know if you could reciprocate his feelings back like that... or can you? (yandere/dark content)

all that glitters by blindmagdalena - homelander x reader; being the sacrificial lamb for the draconic god is not easy, but how else were you going to bring an end to the bloodshed? (yandere/dark content)

my babysitter turned into a dog?! by gojo-mochi - kenjaku x reader; you were supposed to watch little yuuji, but ended up meeting his father instead (yandere/dark content)

#wanna play psycho killer? by screampied - toji x reader; ghostface notices that you like the get-up a little too much (not yandere/dark content)

#the party and the afterparty by screampied - geto x reader; your stripper for the night is kinda hot (not yandere/dark content)

#rent-a-dilf! by screampied - toji x reader; playing a silly little game until the character actually comes to life (not yandere/dark content)

the tiger and his milk! by sukunasweetheart - sukuna x reader; your tiger hybrid neighbor wants a little taste of your milk (not yandere/dark content)

[verslxt]

thinking about dilf!atsumu who happily introduces you to the paparazzi event though you were supposed to be a one night stand

thinking about dilf!atsumu who stuck with you throughout the whole birthing process of his daughter

thinking about dilf!atsumu who catches you breastfeeding his daughter and his first thought is "nice tits"

thinking about dilf!atsumu who made his poor sweet innocent daughter listen to the music that she was conceived to

thinking about dilf!atsumu who comes back from volleyball and his first thought when he walks in the house "wheres my baby"

thinking about dilf!atsumu who loves to call you a milf when he sees you doing everyday motherly tasks

thinking about dilf!atsumu who has everyone on the team meet his sweet 2 month old daughter who instantly cried when she got placed in sakusa's arms

thinking about dilf!atsumu who got oh so happy when you got the stitches out your coochie

thinking about dilf!atsumu who now has a daddy kink due to having a kid

thinking about dilf!atsumu who made is daughter a stay, engene and swifty at only 6 months old

thinking about dilf!atsumu who loves when you bring his daughter to games so that his fan girls could see he had a 10/10 fiancee and a 15/10 daughter

thinking about dilf!atsumu who will fuck your pussy senseless just so that you two can have another kid

"oh yea there we go" he smirks

"you love calling me daddy don't you pretty girl"

thinking about dilf!atsumu who calls you mommy every time you top him

"ahhh~ mommy! mommy!"

[captain-hawks]

dee my love !!! <333 i’m here bcs i had a bad day and need to spread horny thoughts.

salt n pepper happy trail Iwaizumi. dilf iwaizumi. are you hearing me dee. DILF IWAIZUMI.

similarly dilf Oikawa who just wants to spoil you bcs your house is too small to spend a holiday in. a job? you don’t need that :(( he just wants to hold you in his arms. he has the beginnings of crows feet by his eyes and smile lines from actually being happy later in life. he LOVES taking you with his to banquets and you love seeing him there. how could you not when he puts on his glasses (that he now wears with pride) and undoes the top few buttons of his cream shirt, just enough to see his collarbones. and his jacket and pants are tailored to perfection.

dilf sakusa who you have to pry the hair dye from his hands. who doesn’t keep as clean shaven as he used to so now he has bits of stubble lining his face. he grew his hair out a little longer. dilf sakusa who makes sure to fuck you against the dining room table when you find his old pro jersey and wear it around the house. who loves seeing you wear lipstick because he likes the stains it leaves on his dick

ahem- sorry i got a bit out of hand. i love you dee and hope you’re doing well my darling <333 make sure to take care of yourself love <3

-love bug <3 🍪

buuuug! hi hi 🫶! first and foremost, never apologize for horny thoughts. may they always be indulgent, thirsty, and out of hand<3 second, I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A BETTER DAY TODAY, pls know i'm throwing so much love at you!

okay now *deep inhale* RAHHHHHHAHsdksdddddasdasd. DILF VOLLEYBOYS? U HAVE AWOKEN A THIRST SO DEEP AND PRIMAL IN ME. SO ANCIENT. SO FERAL. SO UNHINGED. gray hair makes me insane.

IWA WITH A SALT AND PEPPER HAPPY TRAIL i will die. i will DIE, bug.

sugar daddy dilf oikawa?????? HAPPY SMILE LINES AND HIS CUTE GLASSES? (oh no i'm thinking about his pretty fluffy hair with grays.....) the cream shirt/collarbones visual is just making me think of him on a yacht.......sedate me now

jesus christ KIYOOMI WITH STUBBLEEEEEEE. LONGER HAIR. he closes his eyes and lets a small smile creep across his lips when you climb into his jersey and card your fingers through his hair, humming happily because he decided not to dye it. AND! THE! JERSEY!!!!!!

ily for all of these delicious wonderful thoughts. thank u<3

[queenkeiji]

dilf king advisor sakusa from the sakuatsu fic, “fool’s advice”

commissioned piece for @vmkbiased! 💗 go read her amazing alpha king advisor x alpha prince skts fic!!

[tsukiran]

haikyuu fic recs [ 3 ]

list #1 is here list #2 is here list #4 here

akaashi keiji. between the lines

bokuto koutarou. flirting move // coffee chat // where are you running off to?

hinata shoyo. sunshine and beach

hoshiumi kourai. don't look

iwaizumi hajime. 6:36pm behave // say sike // breakup vacation

kageyama tobio. full // Mikasa

kita shinsuke. you're cute // still interested // foxes mate for life // intrusive thoughts // just him

kuroo tetsurou. to the ends of the earth // no nut november // patience is a virtue // glass heart // red // driver's license

miya atsumu. little shit // can't make you stay // don't talk about her // not just nostalgia // speak now // dilf // benefits of being late // Hisako's first word // Hisako's nerves // Hisako's first crush // wraaahh // lesson #1: blowjobs // hate sex

miya osamu. point taken // breaking the bully // caught // post-love confession // bully // more than friends // dilf // ask me out // masseuse // one bed // mutual feelings // warm ups // sweat // professional obligations (lemoncake) // the cannibal

nishinoya yuu. phonecall / i wonder

oikawa tooru. dilemma // he never says "i love you"

sakusa kiyoomi. the jerk is generous // lord // better valentines // soulmate au // last hour of valentines // running water - till the water runs cold // drunk // under your skin // a tangled mess // i promise to be good

sawamura daichi. big bro suga

suna rintarou. the agreement // mine now // where home is // seatmate

tanaka ryuunosuke. phonecall / i wonder

terushima yuuji. coward

adlers trio - msby4. the after hours

bokuaka. a packaged deal pt2

bokuroo. secret affair plus one

inarizaki boys messy

japan national team. your ways // run

matsuhana. the ghostface

msby black jackals. cherry knots - two // i lost? // love maze

schweiden adlers. thirst traps // i call manager

various. falling in love with their FWBs // how does your gf feel about it // masterlist // when they don't come to an important event // masterlist // flustering moments // misunderstood sweater // masterlist // single dads // forget me not // russian // you got caught by the sibling

ran2023. updated: 12/18/23

[miyababes]

iwaizumi hajime.

long fics. (5k+)

crystallize by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

freshman year by aiiwa [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

; pretty in pink ; beautiful in blue

the waiting game by kodaiki [ sfw ; fluff ]

venus by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

fics. (2.5k+)

all yours by seita [ nsfw ]

better than by seita [ nsfw ]

honey by stelleum (+ matsukawa, hanamaki, oikawa) [ nsfw ]

; vanilla

operation: sex god by writeiolite [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

strawberry kisses by mrs-kurooo [ nsfw ]

worth the weight by shibaraki [ sfw ; fluff ]

short fics. (1k+)

4.5 by stelleum [ suggestive ]

a stuck vibrator by saintodo [ nsfw ]

accidental nude send by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

after party by hajimio [ suggestive ]

another night of hoping by duino [ suggestive ]

breath by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff ]

camp crush by luvbub-archive [ sfw ; fluff ]

cock and ball worship by bobaji (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki) [ nsfw ]

collusion by sookisaurus [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

defending you by hajimio [ fluff ]

devil by stelleum [ sfw ; fluff ]

don't forget me by shibaraki [ sfw ; fluff / angst ]

exes by heartaro (+ tsukishima, osamu) [ sfw ; hurt/comfort ]

falling in love by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff ]

hit me like you hate me by hornime [ nsfw ]

killshot by eqgtart [ sfw ; fluff ]

let me by adoringhaikyuu [ sfw ; fluff ]

linger by eightonenine [ sfw ; fluff ]

; latch [ sfw ; fluff ]

mentioning their ex during an argument by tetsvhoe [ sfw ; angst with happy ending ]

not good with words by iwaizooming [ sfw ; fluff/light angst ]

overthink by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff / light angst ]

punishment by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

stoner sex by bjbex [ nsfw ]

stretching you out by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

sweater by shoyoist [ sfw ; fluff ]

take it easy baby, make it last all night by heich0e [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

tease by hajimio [ suggestive ]

they're beautiful by princesskazuya [ nsfw ]

under the influence by strobimilk [ suggestive ]

when he doesn't realise you're sick by dnlcsml02 [ sfw ; angst with happy ending ]

drabbles.

sfw: [ 1 - 100 ].

nsfw: [ 1 - 100 ].

headcanons.

avoiding him by sugarkage [ sfw ; fluff ]

best friends to lovers by elysianslove (+ kuroo, oikawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]

college bf!iwaizumi by utahimeow [ sfw ; fluff ]

crawling into his lap by kageyuji (+ bokuto, oikawa, akaashi, kenma, matsukawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]

dilf!iwaizumi by yuutitties [ nsfw ]

falling for someone out of their league by neoheros (+ kuroo) [ sfw ; fluff ]

first kiss by rintarous [ sfw ; fluff ]

first kisses by stelleum (+ hanamaki, oikawa, matsukawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]

horny thoughts by saetoru (+ atsumu, suna, osamu, bokuto, sakusa) [ nsfw ]

when they're lovesick by kodaiki (+ bokuto, kuroo, atsumu, kita) [ sfw ; fluff ]

timestamps.

5.28pm by hajimine [ sfw ; fluff ]

11.41pm by kodaiki [ sfw ; fluff ]

series.

smau.

asking him to rail you by toru-oikawas-milkbread [ nsfw ]

asking you to cuddle but you have to turn them down by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi) [ sfw ]

boyfriend texts by aiiwa [ suggestive ]

'can i wear your hoodie?' by darlingimawitch (+ terushima, bokuto) [ sfw ; fluff ]

'finish the heart' trend by arhvste (+ suna, osamu, akaashi) [ sfw ; fluff ]

responding to you asking if they're jealous by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ sfw ; fluff ]

responding to you being clingy by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

responding to you texting them 'you hurt my feelings' after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

sending you a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi, kindaichi) [ nsfw ]

they leave you on read after you say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

when he finds out your fictional crush is your lockscreen by darlingimawitch (+ oikawa, terushima) [ sfw ]

you ask them 'do you only care about my body?' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

you ask them for nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ suggestive ]

you ask them if they still find you attractive by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ; fluff ]

you ask them "on a scale of 1-10, how annoyed are you with me right now?" after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

you ask them to 'pick a number between 1-10' and send them that many nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ nsfw ]

you leave them on read after they say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, akaashi, bokuto, terushima) [ sfw ]

you send them a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ nsfw ]

you text them 'i want to sit on your face' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kenma, kuroo) [ nsfw ]

smau series.

conversation hearts by kuroosmikasavolleyball [ college au ] [ sfw ; fluff ]

gear shift by boomboomjaz [ racer!iwaizumi ] [ sfw ]

history by rintarous [ sfw ; fluff/angst ]

they were roommates by atsukashii [ college au ] [ sfw ; angst/fluff ]

[someonemb]

From the DILF Sakusa series. I have another drawing for this scene but you will have to go on my twitter for it.

My Empire of Dirt

[novakrouge]

merry christmas !!!

[realcube]

it's time!

merry DILFmas to all that celebrate. this holiday season i have brought you an advent calendar of drabbles for my dilf december event. enjoy!

info

all characters are between 35 – 55

assume any character that doesn't canonically lie within this age range is aged-up

most drabbles will include age-gap relationships

some may contain nsfw material

drabbles will feature a fem!reader or gn!reader

not all characters will necessarily be fathers, but most will

drabbles will vary in length: from 500 words to 3k+

characters will mostly be from the bnha and haikyuu!! fandom

this event is not taking requests because the drabbles are pre-written

all works will be posted with the tag #dilf⭑december

masterlist

nsfw marked with * | faves marked with ~

day one ⭑ tsukishima kei ~

day two ⭑ katsuki bakugo *

day three ⭑ toru oikawa *

day four ⭑ eijiro kirishima ~

day five ⭑ shota aizawa

day six ⭑ izuku midoriya *

day seven ⭑ atsumu miya *

day eight ⭑ tetsuro kuroo

day nine ⭑ shoto todoroki

day ten ⭑ kageyama tobio *

day eleven ⭑ ushijima wakatoshi *

day twelve ⭑ suna rintaro *

day thirteen ⭑ tenya iida

day fourteen ⭑ kiyoomi sakusa *

day fifteen ⭑ kenma kuzome *

day sixteen ⭑ koushi sugawara

day seventeen ⭑ osamu miya * ~

day eighteen ⭑ toji fushiguro *

day nineteen ⭑akaashi keiji * ~

day twenty ⭑ yaku morisuke

day twenty-one ⭑ doppo kunikida *

day twenty-two ⭑ kotaro bokuto

day twenty-three ⭑ denki kaminari

day twenty-four ⭑ daichi sawamura

[calebx1as]

OH OH OHOHOHOH RAINE WHAT ABOUT DILF SAKUSA? i hc hes super filthy rich & like in his childhood home they had fancy ass oil portraits of themselves and everything very old money rich and i feel like he still indulges in that lifestyle but hsdujvidshf that's irrelevant ANYWAYYY dilf kiyoomi when?

DILF KIYOOMI HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOREVER HWHQIA BUT FOR YOU I WILL DEFINITELY BE FINISHING IT SOON🤲🤲🤲and tbh ur so right because i hc that his mum was a model ( have u seen him) and that his dad was a doctor, from a long line of medical specialists!!! definitely old money vibes and he’s SO spoilt. he definitely spares no expense when it comes to anything

[petriquors]

S T and X <3333

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Friends to lovers and mutual pining omg. Preferably both at the same time. Extra points when it’s layered over an external conflict, like superhero!besties trying to take down a villain, saving each other left and right, A+ banter, and oh look they’re kissing.

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

Here’s a hyper-specific one. I’m not sure if you’re a Resident Evil girlie, but I hate dad’s best friend!Leon when he’s only 37 in Vendetta. My dad is 62. My dad’s boss is 37. My dad calls his boss a child.

It’s so immersion-breaking for me. That man is too young to be a DILF.

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Sakusa! He’s anxious. I’m anxious. I like making him sort through his negative feelings so I can sort through my negative feelings.

Also Dick Grayson because he’s pretty when he cries.

Send me some fanfic asks!

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

Mini Golf and Mega Tension

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uTk8iNF

by KHShip

Shouyou had been excited to visit Atsumu and Kiyoomi—man, it was weird calling him that, he would be Sakusa-san for the rest of his life, as far as Shouyou was concerned—in Palm Springs.

Spending time with friends in the sweet wintertime sun, having some drinks poolside, before noon? Enjoying amazing fine dining, and how delicious Tobio looked in resort wear? Sign him up.

Tobio was having a great time, too. Shouyou had never seen him smile so much in public. Maybe the two of them needed to sign up for a timeshare, so they could vacation there every winter.

He wasn’t the only one. Saku—Kiyoomi and Atsumu were really happy in their new home. The Iwaizumis seemed happy, too, even though Oik—Tooru kept snickering that the Miyas seemed to be on their “best behavior,” whatever that meant.

Their condos were great, the pool was great, the sunshine was great.

It all went downhill when Atsumu suggested mini-golf.

Words: 3994, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Two Old Queens, Part 38 of Twitter Threads 🧵🪡 and I'm the Needle

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Atsumu, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime

Relationships: Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Post-Haikyuu!! Time Skip, retired from volleyball, DILFs, Oikawa Tooru is a Little Shit, Iwaizumi is super competitive, Golf, miniature golf, they're not the same, Iwa says so, Miya Atsumu is a Little Shit, So is Kiyoomi, Uncomfortable KageHina, Sexual Tension, Semi-Public Sex, Begging, Crying, of the sexual kind, POV Hinata Shouyou

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uTk8iNF

[mrshigurumasshop]

You’re A Mean One | K. Sakusa ~ the one where he wasn’t into the Christmas spirit

➤ pairing: husband!sakusa kiyoomi x mom!reader w/ daughter Kami

➤ mentions of: a tiny bit of angst bc sakusa is a grumpy man, fluff/comfort

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Growing up, the holidays was something you and your family cherished together. It made you want to continue that tradition with your own family when the time came.

And that time is finally around after your five year old daughter, Sakusa Kami was old enough to want to participate in being festive this year.

Your little doppelgänger nearly jumped out of her seat during breakfast when you told her that you and your husband, Sakusa Kiyoomi will be taking her out to find a christmas tree.

So here you all are, outside in the snow looking for the perfect tree that you swore to your daughter that she would get to choose. “Mama! Do they come with the snow?” Kami called to you as she stopped in front of one of many trees.

“No, baby. The snow will melt off when we bring it home,” you smiled at her.

“And it’ll cause more of a mess that it will already do…”

Ah… You forgot that your husband wasn’t too fond of the idea of getting a real tree so he’s been in a mood. He uses the excuse that he wasn’t too into the holiday spirit growing up due to how busy he was with volleyball but…it didn’t hurt for him to at least try.

“Honey, can you not please?” you murmur to him so your daughter doesn’t hear, “She’s excited.”

Sakusa sighs as he shoves his gloved hands into his jacket. “I know,” he says, “But we could’ve easily gotten a fake one that wouldn’t make a mess in the house.”

You pierce your lips in a tight line to keep yourself from snapping at him. It irritated you how much he was in a negative mood especially when he was the one who agreed to look for a real tree. So you just opted to not say anything else and watch your daughter happily run around the lot of trees to choose.

“What ‘bout this one,” Kami pointed towards a rather…dead looking tree.

“It’s dead, Kami,” Sakusa said straight out.

“Babe!”

Kami pouted slightly as she looked at the tree. Even though it was dead, he didn’t have to bluntly point it out. “If we get that tree we won’t be able to put all your pretty ornaments you made for me and papa. Try looking for a greener one,” you encouraged her.

She nodded with a small pout on her face and continued to walk ahead of you and Sakusa. Once you see she’s far enough away from you guys, you look at Sakusa with a pleasing look.

“Why did you agree to this if you’re just going to ruin the experience for her?” you ask.

“The experience of looking for a tree?” he rolls his eyes. “Baby, this will be too much work to maintain and I’m not going to be the one to clean all that mess up.”

You took a deep breathe to prevent yourself from yelling at him in public and in front of your daughter. “I get that but you agreed to this so please keep it at a minimum,” you pleaded at him.

“Fine,” he mumbled.

It was quiet for a moment as the three of you continued to look for a tree but Kami just couldn’t find the perfect one. Just like you when you were little, she wanted to find the most festive looking tree just like the ones she sees in the movies.

After about 20 minutes of looking around, the three of you rounded a corner into the next aisle of trees and finally you heard a happy squeal.

“Mama! Papa! Look!” she pointed with a happy smile towards a green and full tree. The pine tree was so full that you could barely see through the branches so it was perfect to your eyes and your daughters.

But that happy moment didn’t last forever the moment you heard a scoff beside you. “No. Absolutely not. Do you realize how many bugs might be hiding in there. I’d rather you pick the dead tree than this,” he grumbles as he looks at you.

“Kiyoomi!” you snap. But before you could scold your husband you hear some sniffles. You and Kiyoomi nearly break your necks hearing the familiar sniffles coming from Kami. “Baby… Don’t cry…,” you pleaded.

Fat tears. All of the fat tears she could muster spilled out of her eyes. Kiyoomi’s dad instincts kicked in and went straight to comfort her but she shook her head with her hands out in front of her.

“You’re so mean, Papa!” she cries, almost making you want to cry, “Yur’ a grinch!”

Kiyoomi’s heart throbbed hearing Kami’s cries. He knew what she meant by being called a grinch. He watched to American movie with her for the first time a few weeks ago and it made it feel guilty.

“Hey, princess,” he said in a comforting tone as he slowly walked up to her again, “I didn’t mean it-,”

“NO!” she screamed. You knew she was on the verge of throwing a tantrum in public so you walked passed your husband to pick up your daughter who immediately wrapped her arms around your neck and legs around your torso.

“Shhhh, Kami it’s okay,” you comforted in a hushed tone as you rubbed her back. You turned back around with anger in your eyes as you looked at Kiyoomi. “Let’s just go home,” you said which only made Kami cry harder and Kiyoomi feel even worse.

“Baby-,” he pleaded, “I didn’t mean it like that.”

“What else did you mean, Kiyoomi,” you snapped, “I ignored your ignorance while we were dating and before we had Kami but I’m tired of it.”

You then walked away from him towards the car as you tried to calm your crying daughter down. Sakusa was left in the aisle by himself standing in a pool of guilt covered snow.

Yes, he wasn’t looking forward to the mess and possible bugs a real tree would bring into the house but he knew it wasn’t right to let it get to his head. He felt even worse knowing that you sucked up his grinch like personality all these years and continued to have the holiday spirit so he walked behind you towards the car in silence.

The car ride and the rest of the day going into the night was quiet in the house. Kami calmed down during the drive back home because she ended up crying herself to sleep. She needed to get her nap in anyways so you were kind of relieved but it still made you sad that Kiyoomi didn’t even want to mask how much he didn’t want a damn tree.

So you ignored him throughout the day. You couldn’t even look at him either so you stayed with Kami in her room as she slept and left him to sit in guilt.

Kiyoomi stared at the ceiling in the living room in silence as he tried thinking of ways to make up for his grinch behavior but he knew a simple sorry wasn’t going to cut it. He stressfully rubbed his eyes with the heel of his hands with a groan before looking at the time.

3:14 pm; he needed to go to practice soon but he didn’t want to leave you guys like that after what happened. So, he had an idea.

You didn’t realize that you fell asleep till you woke up with something poking your cheek. You hummed in question as you look over to your right and see your daughter with the same pout on her face.

“Hi, baby,” you smiled at her as your cupped her swollen cheek. She looks like Kiyoomi when she wakes up from her sleep, you thought. “Are you feeling better?” you ask.

She shook her head no and laid down on top of you. You could only say so much to console a child so you physically comforted her which seemed like something she wanted anyway.

You looked out her window to see that it wasn’t snowing anymore but it still stuck to the ground so you thought that maybe going to the park to play in the snow would lift her spirits. “Why don’t we go to the park? We can build a snowman,” you kissed her head.

Kami lifted her head with her sweet smile finally on her face with a nod. So you tell her to get ready while you left her room to let Kiyoomi know but he wasn’t home.

“Asshole left without saying anything,” you mumbled to yourself. You assumed that he went to practice since he doesn’t like driving in the snow too much so you brushed it off and got ready yourself.

After you and Kami got ready, you both left to house to walk to the park. Being there seemed to lift her spirits even more as she made snow family and snow angels. Kami also enjoyed you throwing into a pile of snow which what Kiyoomi would do in the backyard.

About an hour or so went by and it was starting to get colder so you and Kami decided to walk back home hand in hand. Kami kept giggling as she heard the crunch of her footsteps against the snow. You were lost in thought as you guys came up to the house to lost to notice that Kiyoomi’s car was in the driveway.

“Papa’s home!” Kami called out.

Your eyebrows scrunched together in confusion because he wasn’t gone as long as he usually is for practice. You brought your keys out to unlock the door and immediately went into shock.

Kami squealed in excitement as you were too stunned to speak. The whole inside of the house was covered in Christmas decorations galore. You almost couldn’t see your furniture because of how much lights and other decor was taking up every crevice in the house. And as if your daughter couldn’t scream any louder, there it was…the exact tree she pointed at earlier.

“Mama! It’s the tree!” Kami screamed as she ran towards the decorated plant as you remained at the front door too stunned to speak. Kami was too busy eye boggling the tree that was covered in the ornaments she made at preschool to notice how quiet you are.

“I had the team help me get it done,” a soothing voice said to you.

You looked over at Kiyoomi who you assumed came from the shower due to his wet curls. “Why,” you ask out of disbelief.

“Well,” he nervously laughs, “Hearing that your daughter called you a grinch is a good wake up call. And I found a cheap blanket to put the tree on top of to catch any of the dirt. I’m sorry about today… It was uncalled for…”

You couldn’t help but look at him in admiration despite how much you want to be mad at him. You couldn’t help it. You have seen you’re home decorated like this since you moved out of your parents house so many years ago. It felt like you were home again.

“Baby?” Kiyoomi calls to you due to your silence.

You instantly smile at him almost wanting to cry on the spot due to how happy you are. “It was uncalled for but I love it, ‘Omi,” you said to him.

You can see the stress leave his body as he let out a sigh of relief. It made you laugh a little bit seeing how hung over he was over the incident earlier. He walked over to you and wrapped his arms around your shoulders to put you into a tight hug. “Thank god,” he murmured into your head.

“Don’t get too relieved, my love. You still have your daughter to say sorry too,” you giggle.

“Ah…,” he smiled as he turned around to look at Kami who was still mesmerized by the tree with you still in his arms, “How does it look, princess?”

Kami turned around with her pretty smile — your smile, he thought. “It’s pwetty, Papa!” she said happily as she ran into his arms, “I love it so much!”

“Good,” he kissed her cheek, “Am I still a grinch?”

Kami giggled and shook her head no. “No more Grinch, papa. Pinky promise?” she held out her tiny pinky.

“Pinky promise,” he smiled as he locked his pinky with hers, “Now go get undressed, we’re having a movie night.”

Kami ran out of Kiyoomi’s arms with happiness radiating off of her. You couldn’t help but smile at the sight. You swear your cheeks were going to fall off.

“Hey…,” Kiyoomi whispered to you. You looked up at him with a soft smile silently answering him. “Look up,” he said as he pointed up wit his eyes.

You looked at him in question then up towards the ceiling to see a mistletoe attacked to the doorframe. Your cheeks flushed in red because even after all these years of being with him, you e never kissed Omi under a mistletoe. Kiyoomi smiled softly as he gently cupped your cheeks in his warm palms.

“I love you, Y/n,” he whispered against your lips before pressing a loving kiss on your lips.

You smiled into the kiss and even as he pulled away. “I love you too, Omi,” you said before he leaned his head down to give you another but longer kiss

“YUCK!!!” Kami gagged in the background.

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