#car to hire

[valyrfia]

am I incredibly cynical if I say that him and McLaren PR have noticeably doubled down on Lando’s struggles with mental health since his general misguided cockiness has radicalised a majority of the F1 community against him or

[thorsonoflesbians]

hi everyone i am in pain enjoy the memes

[millionsghosts]

Suddenly realized my favorite part of malevolent is John telling Arthur where to go when they're walking around and it got me thinking. So like. John doe gps voice when?

[reineyday]

mishanks mafia au where shanks is the don of the gol family and and mihawk is a hitman hired by the government (it's a conspiracy!) to kill shanks.

when mihawk shows up, shanks puts up a great fight, and even tho shanks loses (he's on the ground with hawk's blade at his throat!), mihawk decides shanks is way funner than the government and doesn't kill him after all. mihawk intends for this to be the end, with exception for perhaps more fights in the future, but shanks has already fallen on love and starts trying his damndest to get mihawk to work for the gols.

mihawk always refuses, but when the government puts out a hit on mihawk because he broke contract, mihawk finds himself thoroughly protected by the gol family anyways. shanks, however, doesn't save mihawk fast enough to spare the hitman some torture so, in retaliation, shanks brings down the entire government and exposes the conspiracy while he's at it, with the finale being a grand announcement that mihawk is his, actually, back the fuck off and don't try this again.

by the end, mihawk still doesn't work for the gols, but if he marries into the family, well. "there's still a difference, red." (shanks whines about this daily.)

[overtake]

red bull: daniel’s bad habits from mclaren are fixed, he did well in the sim, and his tire test was so good that we immediately knew he was ready to be in a car.

alpha tauri & yuki: daniel’s feedback on the car has been instrumental, and he performed so well in difficult race conditions even though he didn’t have any upgrades and had some bad luck.

rando twitter user who doesn’t have the data, didn’t know liam lawson’s name three weeks ago, and constantly insults the way red bull quickly drops drivers who don’t perform: they’re only letting him drive for pr even though he’s a washed up failure.

[jenthebug]

Applied to three more ambulance agencies today.

Big City: This would be dispatching on Hard Mode; all emergency all the time, posts are numbered instead of just saying the intersection, full of big swingin’ egos on both sides of the radio. Pay is fine.

Children’s Hospital: Mostly non-emergency transfers. Would get to work with fixed wing and helicopter air ambulances. But the pay isn’t great and the commute is far.

Fire Department: This one is interesting. They work 24-hour shifts on a modified Kelly schedule, which works out to about 10-12 days a month. It’s in an area I’m unfamiliar with, and I’d be learning to dispatch fire as well as EMS. The pay is fucking BONKERS. 💰 💰 💰

I emailed my lawyer about the bariatric clinic job; she said to meet with HR in person if possible. So I was (and still am) procrastinating setting that up. My lawyer would gladly kick down the door and ask all the hard questions, but I am not that person 🥺👉👈

This is hard and I wish I still had an income and I don’t want to deal with the bariatric clinic anymore, but I’ll admit, the thought of getting back to dispatching is making me happier than I thought it would.

[lleclercism]

the f1 youtube team are kinda real for not uttering a word to the drivers when theyre doing their challenges unless they need to but as soon as charles is in front of the camera they can recite the whole dictionary in front of him like wow charles do you know how to draw wow you're so talented and kind and pretty and full of love do you need every answer for grill tje grid i will give them to you can you let me know if the sun is bothering you so i can kill it

[skitskatdacat63]

POV: Mark Webber is your house husband

[secrettastemakerland]

ME WANT CHOCOLATE COIIINS MEEE WANT CHOCOLATE COIIIIINNNSSSS

sigh. here you are.

[thedawningofthehour]

Here, i just want to share this scripts from those episodes WE'RE robbed.

Like, shut up Draxum, who are You to Say what a witch can ride.

I love the subtle hilarity of Donnie giving Leo a driving test. Which has absolutely no point to it, but Donnie agreed to do it and actually seems to be taking it seriously. (this entire premise seems to hearken back to Leo driving the Shellraiser in 2012 because "he's the only one who can be trusted not to run into things for fun," when Rise Leo is the exact person who would do that)

And it totally tracks that Leo's an inexplicably a great parallel parker. Though I do object because Leo is obviously gay, and it's a well-known fact that gays cannot drive.

This is also a good example of the writers subtly informing the audience of the passage of time. Donnie and Leo were canonically fourteen at the beginning of Rise, and by explicitly stating Leo is old enough for a license it tells the audience that Leo and Donnie turned sixteen off-screen.

Which is kind of bullshit from Mikey's perspective. Donnie built the tank pretty early on in the show, when he was likely still fourteen, Raph was fifteen at the start of the show, and they're both seen operating the tank right away. Mikey's literally older than Donnie was when he started driving. I get why he's mad!

[christiangeistdorfer]

WOLFGANG VON TRIPS at the 1961 GERMAN GRAND PRIX

[zimmbzonzon]

Step 1. Drop emotional, insightful truth bomb that a 20 year can only have learnt from experience.

Step 2. Eat noodles

Step 3. …oh shit, no not again. *sighs in Jeff*

[lawrencespen1777]

*Temporary Pause in Request Taking*

*What I DO write*

Sickfics

Whumperless whump

Fevers

Vomiting

Appendicitis

Pneumonia

Stomach bug

Car wrecks

Panic attacks

Fainting

Exhaustion

Hurt/comfort

Emotional reactions

Broken bones

Bruising

Deep cuts

Bleeding

*What I DON’T write*

Kinky stuff (My tism cringes)

Torture (Tried. Scared myself)

Kids (Sticky)

Animals (Maybe seek help if you get off hurting animals.)

All my fics are nameless characters. No fandoms in particular. If you want me to add in a certain name for whumpee/caretaker include it in your request. If you don’t see what you want just ask me.

[blorbocedes]

guy who has definitely not thought out how a possible return to f1 would happen; nico rosberg gets asked hypothetically in an imaginary universe if he could return to f1

when he gets indignant at the interview being wow it'll take so long and goes TELL ROGER FEDERER TO BECOME BEST IN THE WORLD AGAIN 😠 and the interviewer is like 😶🙂

if anyone wants to write a nico returns to racing fic, this is helpful research

[warningsine]

[arg0t]

my mutuals so nice to me