#captain's log☆

[videoplanchette]

Sonadow confirmed nine dead, and twenty injuried. More news at eleven.

credit to my partner @/the-storming-sea

Spoiler versions under the cut.

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

Im sorry but i have to talk about how the FIRST shot we see of kirk is him gently touching a flower

His softness is so important to his character that we are meant to instantly recognize that this is him. THIS is is his establishing shot in this short and i think thats so important

[meancroissant]

i love you D20 captioning team

[filmcel]

can the Queen die a second time I’m getting kind of bored

[spacehomos]

Kaos

The Humans, The Fates, The Furies and Prometheus

[captainstarburst]

oh yeah i found out recently its diabetes awareness month so ummm. heres a reminder that type 2 diabetes is actually MORE determined by genetics than type 1 and if youve ever made a diabetes joke or talked about it like it's just the stupid fat person disease you owe me $50. disabling lifelong diseases arent funny and they arent any indication of someone's morals and also getting a disease is never anyone's "fault"

[funsizedshark]

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE.

[thhecaptainschair]

My Roman Empire: Sally dropping a match in an old milkshake knowing Poseidon would walk through that door in 0.7 seconds

[captainrufflebanger]

She is not escaping the allegations (gay AND European) 🫳

That Miranda gif set reminded me I drew this on twitter last year. Hilariously this was the first time I'd drawn Ethan after 2 years of making re8 art lmao

[videoplanchette]

Applejack is probably nonbinary masc but she's a small business owner and doesn't have time for that.

[youcouldbewonderful]

every mountain goats song is like. (the worst quality mic youve ever heard) (voice of a man that cannot sing) (lyrics about a situation that no one has ever been in but will somehow be extremely relatable) (sick saxophone riff) (realization that something is deeply wrong with you) (you leave feeling like maybe life is worth living)

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

im sorry but they did a DAMN good job with tos kirk. My boy has never looked better. they even got that damn contrapposto stance they did all the time. living.

[shesmywiinona]

cash grab this cash grab that girl they’ve had the password to my bank account for years! they don’t need to grab shit i am handing it to them!

[filmcel]

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[spacehomos]

Kaos

The Gods