#captain sky’s pirates

[cosmetichorror]

This is PURELY FOR GIGGLES but

Ranking LU characters based on if I think they do WEED of any sort (from lowest to highest)

WIND IS NOT INCLUDED. Malon and Ravio are here tho.

1 - Wars

Tried it once to look cool, coughed so hard he couldn't take a second hit, got embarrassed and never picked one up again. This is the same reason he does not smoke cigarettes, his lungs are just not equipped.

1 - Time

Used to be pretty into it, knew where to find THE BEST cannabis in the lost woods, and probably got Malon into it. They only do it on special occasions now, as a treat. Most likely in some kind of baked goods. Had this been when he was in his twenties, however....

3 - Malon

Started smoking with Time, and same with him, they both mellowed out as they grew older. Probably stress smoked a blunt when Time vanished into a goddess portal

4 - Hyrule

Has done it, had a great time, but it's super rare in his era. If given the chance, he could out-smoke anyone in or outside the chain

5 - Twilight

He smokes when convenient and it doesn't interrupt his work, and he grows the most mediocre weed. He sucks at growing it, most of the plants die and those that survive are very mediocre. Not bad, NOT GOOD, just mediocre.

6 - Sky

He absolutely does but no one knows. He's a super secret stoner. No one can tell when he's high. He's in the top three of the chain, and no one knows. They probably think he doesn't have any in his era. His lungs aren't super well equipped for smoke so he usually sticks to edibles unless he thinks he'll be able to just chill for a few days after

7 - Four

Has a blast with it, but has crazy low tolerance. He takes one hit of a blunt and he's zoinked out for the rest of the night. Legend makes fun of him for this.

8 - Legend

He is THE stoner of the group. Irl he'd be the friend who'd invite you to go take a walk or go to the bathroom with him and whip out a pen and offer you a hit. He's the most chill guy when high. He is (mostly) unwillingly growing it at his house because Ravio sells overpriced weed along with cursed trinkets

9 - Ravio

As said prior, he grows and sells it at an unreasonable rate. He and Legend smoke in the apple orchid. Ravio would have a pen on him at all times, no matter the situation. He doesn't shut up when high.

10 - Wild

Wild is THE guy. He rolls the tightest blunts and grows the most VOLUPTUOUS weed, and knows where to find it in most areas of his Hyrule. Smoking anything he supplies is heavenly. He also makes it into teas and food, and has forgotten which ones have cannabis in them. He knows countless strains of weed, and can identify which would be best for you purely by vibes alone. He would be the cousin that invites you out for The Walk™ at family reunions. Also he grows psychedelic mushrooms.

[ashipikaur]

captain sky is a DESPERATE man

^ some behind the scenes

[crowleycorvid]

Aye aye Captain Garmadon!!

[frigidsilver]

Air Pirates, my beloved

Also love to the sea pirates as well

[captainkurosolaire]

As rain patters, a heart ov' renewal flutters. Alive, it cries. Alive, ALIVE! O' kiss those lonely nights, goodbye.

[t-the-ring-master]

Weird crushes that I, T, have had/have. Because I’m bored.

This is just for fun and because maybe someone else will also feel less weird, or more, because they too have these crushes. Feel free to judge because I even judge myself. These mostly are movie crushes, this would be 20 chapters if I added manwha. And I don’t wanna find all those photos. I REACHED THE IMAGE LIMIT.

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Hector Barbosa: I will not explain myself. But I love him.

Captain Hook (specifically in the 2003 film): do I even have to say?

Long John silver(treasure planet):…. I have no reason tbh.

Jim Hawkins(treasure planet): I mean… this is probably my most normal.

Long John silver(muppets treasure island): uhm… yeah-

Milo(Atlantis): again, probably one of my most normal.

Flynn rider/Eugene(tangled): again, more normal…. Idk what else to say.

Naveen: Okay… I feel like I’d slap him if I met him before he had character development. I’d roast bro so bad he’d been to go to the burn ward.

Dr. Sweet(Atlantis): he’s sweet, what can I say?

Dr. Doppler: urm…. Yeah I have no reason-

Edit: deleted the others I couldn’t add images to. I’ll add a link to the next part-

[captainsvscaptains]

Round 1 Part 4 Poll 6

Propaganda

For context a3! is about a theatre company that puts on plays. one of its sub troupes (the summer troupe) puts on a pirate-themed play called Captain Sky's Pirates, and Sky is the titular captain. he and his pirates crew are so cringefail it's hilarious; they're dirt poor and their ship is just barely holding itself together, yet they still go voyaging in the treacherous seas hoping for treasure. unbeknownst to him for most of the play, two of his crew members are highly infamous pirates: Bloody Henry, who is his right-hand man, and francoise "blackbeard" who joins his crew early on in the play. but even after finding out he still accepts them into his crew with open arms. this warmth and friendliness also extends to their enemy, a naval officer named Paul, who actually ends up switching sides and joining Sky's crew (albeit in an ending the actors made up after closing night bc the guy who played Paul felt lonely being the only one on the antagonistic side, but the game treats it as canon), so i think it speaks to Sky's charisma that he's able to get a naval officer who was hellbent on arresting them to switch sides and join him

Captain Shakespeare's the sexiest role of Robert DeNiro. He looks badass but is /very/ kind and loving. Once he decides you're family he'll help no matter what. You can trust him with literally anything. He harvests lightning illegally. He has a very carefully cultivated terrifying reputation. He crossdresses in his secret chamber as a hobby because he's a pirate captain and he can. His crew calls him Fearsome Captain. He named himself after Shakespeare. He walked so Stede Bonnet could run. I love him.

[masterhallmark]

I have come to the conclusion that Don Karnage (from Talespin, not Ducktales) would be the safest Disney Pirate crew to be on.

Captain Hook shot a man for singing badly.

Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) crushed a man's arm to keep up appearances, and his crewmates are dicks

Barbossa shot a crewmate to see if the curse was lifted, showing no care for if he died

NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO JACK SPARROW'S CREW

But Don Karnage? Sure, he slaps and insults his crew regularly. But do you know what he did to yhe crewmates who attempted to mutiny against him on multiple occasions?

He not only let them live, but they kept their jobs.

On any other crew, attempted mutiny would be an immediate death sentence.

If Don Karnage is gonna let the attempted mutineers live and keep their jobs, you're probably safe no matter how bad you screw up. You cannot do much worse than ATTEMPTED MUTINY. I mean, even if he tortured them, his torture methods mostly consist of dragging claws on a chalkboard and whatever the heck he was going to do with those turnips and sandpaper.

Also, air pirates would have a larger range of places to loot due to not being restricted to just bodies of water, plus Baloo is the only pilot that consistently outsmarts Don Karnage. He is a VERY successful pirate.

[ryukogo]

it is, quite literally, a criminal act to not put all five of them together for this meme

[ashipiko]

One might say the bonds of friendship are the greatest treasure man could ever have! ☆

NO MATTER WHAT. SKY PIRATES ON TOP 🙏🙏🙏

[stellabyystarlight]

who want some a3 pirate posting 🏴‍☠️🦜 (og imgs from pirate_posting on twt)

[ashipikaur]

ZUKKYUUUUUUUUUUUN <3

[scriboniuscurio]

I FEEL LIKE I REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE THE FLOWERS CHIKAGE WAS SENDING WINTER TROUPE HAD NEGATIVE MEANINGS AS A THREAT?? And Tsumugi being the flower boy was like .....😃 um what is wrong with this guy....

but if this happened I think it wouldve had to have been in nocturnality or my masters mesmerized by mystery so I checked them and he's just sending normal flowers and there's no comment about them from winter troupe. I just made this up I guess.

[angrybatgaming]

They give us pirate stuff, but won't let us speak like pirates. 😤

[acrossaskywardsea]

meet Delacourt, the world's most eligible pirate bachelor. thinking of doing the rest of the crew!

[kirbyddd]

lalalala i cant hear youuuuuu