#captain as a kind of vibe

[thatlittlesentientfox]

I know this is basically (part of) the plot of Black Sails but I wanna see you lot defend why your winner is the winner

I’m hoping for some nice meta arguments, HAVE FUN

[sanasanakun]

I guess I find the shipping discourse a little funny because fandoms are gonna create ships regardless of the subject matter. I think really heavy, depressing media creates a need for people to see human connection. It’s like a way to cope, you know? More importantly and specific to this game (Mouthwashing), I also find it a little funny just because the devs themselves seem to be leaning towards ~one~ “ship” by retweeting artwork that depicts them as pretty close and protective. They even did an edit of them on that Florence Pugh and that one white guy romance movie with a “what could have been” caption. Sooo tldr the ship drama is kind of dumb. Please block and move on cause the discourse is taking up space on my feed when I’m trying to look for more art of Daisuke lmao

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

Jedi are only meant to use the Force for knowledge and defence, so while the clones have witnessed their Jedi doing some incredible things on the battlefield, they aren’t used to the way the Terrans use the Force.

Because to them it’s an extension of their body, a way of interacting with the world around them. It’s integrated into their day to day life, and more so than just meditation.

So the clones will be in the mess hall, in line to get their food and suddenly a tray will just float past them as a Terran from across the room is loading it up with food and then bringing over to their table.

Someone will sneeze and suddenly a tissue just floats over to them and they don’t even know where it came from.

Clones will be busy loading up a ship with supplies when the Terrans walk in and see the Jedi just sort of standing there?? So they exchange confused looks but just kind of shrug and lift the very heavy crate the two troopers are carrying with the Force and then just go on to load up the rest of the ship. They see this behaviour from the Jedi a couple more times and don’t really get it, like they think the Jedi are just kinda,,, dumb? Like guys you CAN use the Force for this, the boys don’t gotta be lugging all this shit around? So they just do it instead, every time they have to prepare for a mission a couple of Terran officers show up and just load everything up and when the clones go “thank you so much, sir! :D” they are like “it took two minutes and we didn’t even break a sweat?”

And the Terrans stay as confused about the Jedi’s use of the Force as the Clones are about theirs, like damn, you can really just do ANYTHING, huh?

The Jedi don’t really know what to do with all this, because to them it’s incredibly disrespectful to use the Force so liberally, but now their clones are walking up to them every now and again like “sir could you fetch that thing that’s on the really high up shelf?” (item is very big and heavy), “excuse me sir but Boil made friends with another group of kids and they said their tooka is stuck in a tree.” (tree is about 15 meters high), “Could you pass that medkit over there, sir?” (medkit is on the other side of the hangar)

And they don’t wanna be rude and shoot their men down, but they can’t just go using the Force for all this random shit, like that’s not what it’s FOR?? so now Jedi are climbing shelves and trees and running across hangars all the goddamn time and the Terrans are just like,,,

“WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU????”

“WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU????”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATS WRONG WITH US, YOU’RE THE ONES PUTTING UP TENTS WITH YOUR BARE FUCKING HANDS??? IT TAKES LIKE TWENTY MINUTES LONGER!!! LIKE, MY GUY, WE WANNA GET SOME SLEEP???”

bonus: Nevaeh has a thing about holding things (she hates it) so whenever she needs to hold her space phone, space wallet, lip balm, cigarette and coffee they just kinda float behind her because she can’t be fucked.

Obi-Wan said she’s a bad influence on Ahsoka (he’s right) (soka also can’t be fucked)

@phantom-of-the-501st @saturn-sends-hugs

[kacievvbbbb]

I think we as a people deserve to see Usopp and Buggy in the ring, that would be the true event of the Strawhat x Cross Guild Davy back fight.

Their round would be about who could tell the most outrageous lie that would allow them to trip and fall upwards in life. And never before would we have seen two titans of their field go head to head like this.

[raymanrambles]

Recently, a new French exclusive comic titled "Captain Laserhawk: Mega City Blues" released, and, yep! Rayman's here!

It's a prequel so yeah he doesn't have much of a role, only appearing in two pages (does talk tho), but for some reason they miscolored his hair on his forehead as skin so he has an hourglass shaped head??? Not complaining tho he's funny.

He also has a different suit with sleeves but ig Ramon shows he can wear sleeves just fine.

Kinda weird there's no Rayman branding around the city here tho but eh.

[bumblingbabooshka]

People do not portray Janeway as flirting weird enough in fics bc in canon she's saying shit like "Well be a good little rat and find us the cheese" and goading the guy she likes into arm wrestling with her.

[sweetandglovelyart]

It’s a little bit late for Valentine’s Day but here’s the reveal of my cursed Kirby crack ship as promised: it’s Dyna Blade/Captain Vul and I envision their relationship dynamic as being like Donkey and Dragon’s relationship dynamic in the Shrek movies.

[waterfall-ambience]

neuvillette is so luna coded if you know what i mean

[sysig]

Can’t deny, that is definitely a Princess (P1 | P2 | P3) (Patreon)

[snootlestheangel]

GazAlex Undercover AU Sneak Peek

Author's Note: I blame @stuffireadandenjoy for having me already working on this when I promised myself I wouldn't start another WIP until I finished at least one of them. But someone had to come up with the idea of Selkies!Soap and Gaz trying to seduce Ghost and Alex respectively...

Anyways, good reading to y'all and feel free to ask questions/for more snippets since it won't be a priority work.

If y'all want to suggest titles for the fic, I'm all for it. I know nothing but what happens below and like 2, maybe 3 scenes

A fucking cruise.

That's the last thing Kyle Garrick wants in his life.

He's good and well with ships and the water, but something about cruises specifically makes the sergeant want to cut his career short. His hatred stems from an unfortunate experience in his childhood, but the haunting memory of the incident has forever tarnished his ability to calmly step foot onto a cruise ship.

Needless to say, the sour expression on his face is enough to clue Captain Price and Laswell into his displeasure with the proposed undercover operation he's being assigned.

"It's only two weeks. That's the window we have on these guys, and they're using the cruise as cover for moving some items of interest." Laswell says in an attempt to ease Gaz's clear disgust. Gaz doesn't respond, just remains frowning as he listens.

"You'll be working with a contact of mine. We'll have you two meet and then we'll discuss the cover story." Laswell continues as she ignores the pouting sergeant in front of her.

But Gaz's problem isn't just the idea of being stuck on a cruise ship.

It's being in an undercover operation while stuck on a cruise ship.

Of course, Gaz's luck is just so that he's never done such an in-depth undercover operation before, and it especially doesn't help he's not even gotten a name for the partner he's been assigned.

"Trustworthy?" Gaz asks, and Price quirks a brow, mostly amused that Gaz would be bold enough to question the trustworthiness of Laswell's contact.

"I like to believe so. And he's done plenty of undercover operations, so he can help keep your head above water during the two weeks." Laswell answers, and Gaz's mood only worsens. The second to last thing he needs in life is a bossy, know-it-all "partner" telling him what to do. Laswell must notice his displeasure, as she shakes her head with a smile.

"Relax, he's not a bossy person. Far from it, if you had to ask me." Laswell's clarification does little to ease Gaz's frustrations, but it helps some. At least he might be treated more with respect and given advice, rather than be strictly ordered around. Gaz sighs, letting the tension fall from his shoulders as he slouches further in his seat.

"You can back out anytime, Gaz." Price mumbles, and Gaz glances over at him. There's no judgement, just concern, and it eases more of Gaz's anxieties.

"No, I'm in."

"Good. Tomorrow, you two will meet for breakfast and then head back here for a briefing on further mission details." Laswell hands Gaz a small piece of paper, the address of the place he's meeting tomorrow morning written across it. He takes it with a nod, the reality of his commitment starting to get to him.

Here's to hoping this works.

[beeapocalypse]

realizing that despite absolutely loving digital copy of the brain type clones both of the central guys ive got that fit into that are also haunted as hell. need a pure brainscan guy

[tricornonthecob]

its giving Margaret/John Corbin.

[shackleton2]

more random meta thoughts about the mystery of What They Got Up To vis-a-vis Steve Nat (Wanda?) and Sam between Civil War and Infinity War.

from okay: a state of being by luminis_infinite:

“his fingers flit over the pile of sketchbooks he’s amassed in the last six years. The number surprises even Steve sometimes, three of them at least are from his time on the run. That might come as a surprise, but as it turns out, there’s a lot of hurry-up-and-waiting involved in off-grid vigilante work. Who knew? ”

—led to random thoughts about the fugitive avengers & what kind of unsanctioned work they’d be doing. They’ll be following a natural continuum from (&still including) hydra hunting: taking down active bad boy perpetrators of theft and intimidation and lawbreaking who are untouchable to officially sanctioned law enforcement because of ties to ultrapowerful individuals and corporations.

Yknow, a corrupt company with a legal public face pays thru a bunch of shell companies to hire mercenaries to, say, oppress the people of a town that is refusing to allow….lets say banana monopolies (100 years of solitude trauma)! And fucking oil shenanigans obviously! The Secret Avengers go fight those guys & do their own version of intimidation and some kinda spider man nonsense where they leave them naked and tied up.

And THEN it’s up to the Official Avengers and/or the local governments whether they cover up the nefarious goals of the people the Secret Avengers fought, release them, and quadruple down on calling the Secret Avengers criminals, or whether they take those people into custody and prosecute them justly.

[sins-of-the-sea]

//Josep smiling is such a rarity for me to draw--not to mention REALLY FUCKING HARD TO DO--I made an edited version an icon.

[the-winds-of-destiny-xxx]

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[bumblingbabooshka]

Strong choice for the Voyager writers to make TNG-Q a misogynistic creep. It didn’t pay off at all and actively made me hate his character but hey, it was strong.