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The spirituality one is HUGE imo. A lot of people feel lonely and aimless and it's exacerbated by having a fire hose of bad news blasting at all times juxtaposed against beautiful strangers living "perfect" lives. All of it makes everyone feel shitty and most people don't have the tools to deal with it.
things we need to address:
gen z men getting pulled into alt-right pipelines through andrew tate, joe rogan, elon musk, jordan peterson etc
the gullibility and stupidity of half the country voting against our collective best interests
the broad effect social media has on public and common good
lazy minds and lack of empathy
outside-country interference (trump and elon’s connections to russia and the amount of bots from other countries spreading misinformation)
the long-term effects of AI and rampant disinformation
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oh god ANOTHER piece of Kipperlily's hypocrisy and the unfairness of everything. Adaine's spell components. They get gold for adventuring, that's how/why Tiberia Runestaff was so nonchalant about expecting them to be able to afford the obscene cost.
But Adaine lost all of her gold that she would have had from cutting ties with her dogshit family AND all the gold she got from LITERALLY SAVING ELMVILLE IF NOT THE WORLD to dragon madness. It doesn't matter that she had a tragic backstory, she still was at a permanent disadvantage. It doesn't matter that she was a better, more courageous adventure, she still was at a permanent disadvantage.
And then take Oisin. You don't earn gold from killing rats in a forest for months on end. But coming from wealth meant that he didn't have to be a good hero. He didn't even have to be a hero at all. All he needed was the wealth and he'd always have a leg up on Adaine. Couple that with being a descendant of a powerful dragon (who's still alive, and therefore their hoard is unaffected by dragon madness*) and there's no way that this wealth could be ripped from him from due to factors outside of his control.
Having a normal/healthy/non-traumatic backstory actually means that you're not at a disadvantage, and if anything, you're taking a far easier path. Who could have guessed?
*I don't remember how dragon madness works verbatim but I'm guessing Oisin is immune to it no matter what
#dimension 20#dim 20#dimension 20 spoilers#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fantasy high spoilers#adaine abernant#oisin hakinvar#brennan lee muilligan#capitalism is the bad guy#kipperlily copperkettle#the bad kids#the rat grinders#brennan lee mulligan the man you are#d20#dropout tv#dragon madness
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I would rather answer the riddle of the sphinx than do one more job application
The rules are clear. The stakes are understood. Your monstrous ass is fundamentally more relatable than any interview panel.
What are you gonna do? Twist your question into some kind of esoteric and winding riddle to catch my capitalism-dulled brain out?
Cool. Great. At least your riddle *has* a correct answer and I don’t have to try and guess some arcane points-based system.
Like, oh no, you’ll eat me if I get it wrong? Will I have to pay rent in your f’ing lion-bird tum-tum?
Oh wait - I got the answer right, but someone else got it *more* right so now I’m screwed? Or maybe I got the answer *too* right so I’m disqualified??
The sphinx is only gonna eat my body.
Capitalism is slowly eating my soul with teeth made of mile-high gears
It doesn’t even really want to. It doesn’t think about it.
At least the sphinx was probably hungry.
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Can someone PLEASE tell me what in the actual hellscape world this is?????
#WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY MORE TO NOT HAVE FUCKING ADS ON MY LOCKSCREEN?!?!?!#i am ready to scream#capitalism is the bad guy
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JUST A PSA
Dear UK Swifties,
The Taylor Swift store has restocked the cardigans, but don't buy them from the UK store because in reality you will be paying about $20 more than if you buy from the US store.
£70 does not equal $70. Using today's exchange rates, $70 is roughly $55, whilst £70 is probably about $88, so you would be paying more than the listed price.
Someone either doesn't know how currency exchanges work or is trying to rip you off. Don't pay more than you have to.
#Taylor swift#Taylor nation#eras tour#cardigan#psa#like I don't want to assume the worst#but its almost blatantly ripping your fans off#capitalism#the cardigan collection#capitalism is the bad guy
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Afaik any venue larger than 500 is owned by Ticketmaster, so the dimension 20 cast didn't really have any option when itcame to doing business with them
*sigh* it's okay, brennan will have a fairly ironic anticapitalist tirade for people to enjoy. Feels bad tho, don't you love monopolies?
#my stuff#asks#capitalism is the bad guy#btw this is referring to their show in the madison square garden being 550 ish cheapest#bc a lot of seats have been made unavailable already#bc y'know ticket master gives stuff like this to credit companies to give as rewards because it's more profitable#good for them but sheesh
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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fredbear#fnaf 4#security breach#fazbear entertainment#fnaf fanart#literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA#IDK if you guys know this#In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83#is literally Fredbear eating burgers#it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch#they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy#which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment#Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back#Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like#one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era#you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck#truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great#sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery
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CHAPTER TWO | The Scientific Method
FORGETTABLE-AU (page 73-77)
* His brother is annoying.
[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
#alahskwj FINALLY#okay so I HAD TO DO HALF OF THE COLORING AND SOME LINEART ON MY TABLET AND IT WAS SOO ANNOYING#BUT!!! I FINISHED!#akshwkdjwj#SAANSS#I missed making him talk with lowercase#It feels like a crime making him use proper capitalization sometimes😔😔😔😔#just wanna clarify#Flowey knows Sans but Sans doesn't know Flowey#Flowey used to reset a LOT when it came to him so#in Sans memory he only know Flowey from that one time he tried to steal their souls and from what Papyrus has told him#He doesn't really trust the guy but#He does trust Papyrus#Flowey is so funny#He is SO bad at not sounding suspicious LMAOO#dumb#I don't know how Sans is using sunglasses either🤩#he's trying to enjoy the sun#he spends a lot of time there lol#QKWGWKDJ#So glad the comic is back but I am SO BUSY rn#I think the next pages might come late too.....#forgettable-au#forgettable-au-comic#undertale au#undertale#sans#flowey#sans undertale#undertale comic
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Yes, yes I know. I know it doesn't actually matter in this life or the next, if there is a next. I know that somewhere Brennan Lee Mulligan is screaming "Laws are threats made by the dominant socio economical ethic group in a given nation. It’s just a promise of violence that’s enacted and police are basically just an occupying army, you know what I mean??" I know.
BUT IT GIVES ME THE DUBSTEP PITTER PATTER, OK!?
It gives me FUCKING anxiety if things are not done by the rules because the rules CONSTANTLY fuck me over.
BYE
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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Do you know one of the things I hate most about being an exorcist? Capitalism.
Hear me out - financial instability is one of the most common risk factors for a malevolent haunting.
Got disposable income? Good news - you move into a haunted house, and you hire an exorcist. Or, if you can’t find a good recommendation, you just move house *again*.
Come from old money? Even better - you probably live in a generational home and - barring any literal skeletons in the closet - you’re probably haunted by family members. Their unfinished business is probably some *literal* business and they’re just gonna give you financial advice. Sure, they might be pushy and lowkey toxic, but they’re invested in your success - you’re their legacy after all.
There’s a metaphysical reason why rental accommodation is riskier too. It’s way harder to make an evil spirit leave your home when you’re not the home-owner.
First off, having the right paperwork can really add some extra oomph to an exorcism. Secondly, most landlords really don’t invest in salting the foundations or decent silver glazing, so guess what? Your shitty apartment isn’t just damp and cold, it has bad spiritual insulation too.
And especially *smart* ghosts can take advantage of your housing insecurity. Want to get your ghost out of there? You might be able to use rental protection law as the basis for evicting your unwanted ectoplasmic squatter (especially if there’s a ‘no spiritual subletting’ clause in the lease). *But* that gets way harder if it turns out the ghost has been secretly paying your landlord rent! Even a bit of change it scrounged up from your sofa is enough - BOOM, it lives there now.
So the best advice I can give you as an exorcist if you’re one of the unlucky masses who’ve been borked by the housing market? Join a housing cooperative or a renters’ union or go live in a hippy commune. Anywhere you have that extra protection - ideally with a bit of paper that says you own the house.
And if you’ve got that bit of paper, and you start to have ghost trouble, your first step is to get a legal copy made on silver paper and with salted ink. It gives your magical protections a quick and easy refresh.
It’s true what they say: a good deed is its own re-ward.
#writing#microfiction#short story#flash fiction#puns#feghoot#capitalism is the bad guy#honestly the ghosts probably need rental protection too#we need government housing for ghosts is what I'm saying
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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best
#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#riz gukgak#figueroth faeth#sklonda gukgak#dimension 20#this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really.#I am very normal about riz (<- lying)#it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth)#riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the#majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job#and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous#like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time#not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day#and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize#you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working#this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me#the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society#holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense#anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir
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easy evan kelmp fanart lol ! actually the shoes were really difficult and I should practice more + our other increasingly traumatized friends !
#milla's art#misfits and magic#mismag 2#misfits and magic spoilers#d20 spoilers#uuh#tw body horror#arm is gone and there's blood#evan kelmp#Shadow capital S#k tanaka#whitney jammer#sam britain#gotta draw the lil goat guy more while looking at reference lol#shoes#gave K my bad nervous habit of biting my lips bloody yippeee!! dealing with SituATionS !
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my favorite genre of media is gay people vs the system™
#good omens#archive 81 podcast#nimona#the magnus archives#i genuinely cant think of any more#my bad guys#most of these systems are capitalism and i was gonna say that instead of the system#but i wanted to include good omens#these gay people also often have a wet cat protagonist i think#jonathan sims#jon sims#ballister boldheart#ballister blackheart#crowley#anthony j crowley#nicholas waters#my favorite part of using tumblr is adding more in the tags than the actual post
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And what do you know? Having the resources she needs means Adaine gets an A+ in class, has time to research and add a new 7th, 6th, 5th, and 4th level spell, start scrying on the Rat Grinders because she has free time, AND make time to relax and remove TWO stress tokens! It's almost like having the money to get the tools you need makes life easier! Who would have guessed?
#dimension 20#fantasy high#junior year#brennan is always on the 'fuck capitalism it's the bad guy' agenda and i love it
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