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Smart technology? More like DUMB technology amirite
#this applies to everything#telsa#automated phone systems#ai#ai art#those fucking phones I had at my old job that were synced with#microsoft teams#microsoft teams SUCKS#the general pressure in every industry from cars to entertaimnent to healthcare to make everything automated and new and sellable#capitalism has ruined everything#EVERY FUCKING THING#ugh#vent
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How do you feel about the increase in really weird NSFW ads on here (advertising panels that look like sexual encounters, and AI art apps that pride themselves on porn) but will take down NSFW posts from their users, even if it isn't technically sexual.
i hate all social media and it's consistent prioritising the advertisers over the users and the internet simply was a better place before capitalism sunk its hooks into it
#i could write essays about how capitalism ruined the internet.#i was actually talking to someone earlier today about how youtube was kind of effectively ruined by monetisation.#and they were raised in the soviet union and we had a bit of a talk about how art was better because it wasn't for profit.#the people who made art made it because they wanted to do it and because they loved it.#she said that communism was terrible for every aspect of life for her. people's lives under communism wasn't pretty.#but the art was better. and i feel like it's true for the internet – it was better when it was a free-for-all.#the companies didn't know how to exploit it yet and turn it into a neverending profit-driven hellscape.#people created content because they wanted to. because they wanted to make something silly to make people laugh.#not for profit. not for gain. not for numbers. not to further their career.#i miss the days of newgrounds and youtube before monetisation.#capitalism has soiled everything that's joyful and good in this world.#people should be able to share whatever they want.#people should be able to tell any story they want without the fear of being silenced by advertisers.#that's what made the internet so beautiful before. anyone could do anything and we all had equal footing.#but now we're victims of the algorithm. and it makes me sick.#i'm quitting my job in social media. i'm quitting it. it makes me too depressed. i have an existential crisis every freaking day.#every day i wake up and say "ah. this is the fucking hell we live in#i'm so sorry i feel so passionate about this.#social media is a black hole and it is actively destroying humanity. forget ai. social media is what's doing it.#i miss how beautiful the internet used to be. it should've been a tool for good. but it's corrupt and evil now.#sci speaks
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Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series
#Tgcf#heaven official's blessing#Xie lian#When I first watched the series I was like wow! Himbo love that for him!#On rewatches it became more and more clear that he was just straight up lying! (And trying to have a soft meet cute) love that for him#Xie lian about anything ever: Oh! I just happened to be in the area I know nothing relevant ever#Cut to scenes where xie lian in fact did know everything relevant#I know he was actually scarp collecting/homeless/struggling but also#I fully believe he tripped his way into main character status everywhere he went#Every single town spent decades talking about that one guy who just showed up! Asked for scraps! Taught all the street kids martial arts#That lead directly to an uprising that he directly took part in and then how he picked the one moldy bun got sick and died forever#Like everyone that met him was just like ???? Yall will never believe this#His statue pops up in the capital and everyone who has ever met him ever just be like yah it makes more sense that he's a God#Jun wu frantically stopping all evidence that he has prayers and followers bc that RUINS his plans goddamn it xinela#Jun wu to Ling wen: Okay okay perfect everybody hates xie lian now with his distruction now tell him he has zero merits really rub it in#Ling wen: who has had to read sort and hide all the prayers he's been getting for 800 years .....yes sir
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pecco has the taste! his test livery was a casey reference! https://www.tumblr.com/muxas-world/767679864728879104/so-the-white-livery-was-in-honor-of-casey-now-i
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it's soooo sweet.... right up my alley..... did just make me smile - that was actually what the livery immediately reminded me of so I was wondering if it was a deliberate reference. so I was very :)) to see him confirm as much
wish pecco hadn't been stuck in a cave during the ranch visit, like of all the times for that to happen!! he should've been there... just been an unambiguously strong month for casey + vr46 stonks hasn't it - casey glazing pecco in that interview, casey ranch visit, pecco paying tribute to probably casey's favourite livery... and to think, in only a few short months we'll get another fun interview where casey explores new ways of calling valentino a cunt
anyhow. yeah. I do love how unerring pecco has been in being both a valentino and casey fan over the years, from when he was a kid to when he was getting advice from BOTH valentino and casey to his first title to now. he's so me-coded. and he really is their daughter... that's my neurotic + cerebral ducati champ sunday kid right there
#okay im gonna be honest#i saw a video comparing the two and qrt'd with something along the lines of 'shows how capitalism has ruined these'#because casey's looks. quite a bit nicer. esp the leathers where you can actually SEE the red highlights as a proper contrast to the white#without all these endless brands cluttering up everything#and i do feel a bit bad now i know it was a deliberate reference because i very much support the spirit#but going by silverstone ik pecco would agree with me on this!! another step in his marxist reeducation#anyway crucially casey LOVES that specific livery/leather combination so. good pick#//#brr brr#current tag#heretic tag#batsplat responds#unironically love when i get asks about the same thing it's like... yay my brand... pecco/casey corner...#also just generally casey breathing i suppose#i remember qrt'ing a photo of doohan/ago at phillip island going. another year until a potential casey sighting...#he tests his fans' patience as he should...#little did i know !!
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tool fans watching ghost fans get upset over exuberant VIP ticket prices and a no phones policy
#your favorite band got too big and is now taken over by the label's greed. sad!#twitter fanbase is REALLY angry and is posting some of the most laughable threads/thinkpieces lol you guys are so sensitive#not saying that you can't be upset about the ridiculous prices but also not everything has to be an Issue lmao...#also why is everyone so obsessed w getting barricade like why do you think you'll not enjoy a show at all without getting it. genuine q#Idk people acting like this is WWIII and not just the side affect of your faves getting big and capitalism ruining live music is funny#what no understanding of the music industry and concert etiquette does to a mf#*
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LIAR YOU TOTALLY WATCHED ONE SEQUEL!!! 😉💜
https://www.tumblr.com/wellhalesbells/736050291745652736/friendraichu-jackironsides
HAHAHAHA, I should clarify that I just mean for super hero-y ones. I mostly watch the first one and rarely watch the second (or anything after...... or remakes, lol), I think the only Marvel one I've seen in recent history is Thor: Ragnarok. Actually, the Spider-man franchise pretty much encapsulates how I interact with Marvel properties: I saw the first trilogy because it was new and exciting at the time, then they remade it too fast and I refused to pay for something I just saw, that was so recent in my memory from the release date I could still remember exact scenes from it (THERE WERE ONLY FIVE YEARS BETWEEN SPIDER-MAN 3 AND THE REBOOT - THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR ME TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT AGAIN. HOW IS THAT ENOUGH TIME FOR ANYONE TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT AGAIN???), then I watched the first Tom Holland one (fourteen years I can vibe with) and nothing that followed because that's generally when the gimmicks and cameos start in lieu of good story-telling, or they make it dark and gritty because that's the only way to ground this superhuman, right (I assume a random white guy: "Should we fridge a lady? Yeah, we should probably fridge a lady"). The first one generally at least tries to have a soul because they have to introduce the character and make you care about them but many of the ones that follow (the few I've seen from when the MCU was just starting out and I had hope *coughs*Iron Man 2, Thor 2, etc.*coughs*) are just cash grabs that don't try because you already love this character and there they are, right there, so money please!
Meg 2 however..... EPIC, NO NOTES. It knows if I was a shark girl, I was probably a dinosaur girl and it gambled correctly. That's what you're watching this for? Have three sharks and an unnecessary (probably stupid expensive) dinosaur intro that is nearly completely irrelevant to the story but that you will also not want to live without and for an extra special bonus: oblivious husbands and their brilliant daughter. Like. You got me nailed, my dude. Will watch every subsequent sequel, no questions asked.
#i do understand that spider-man is a bullshit studio thing#and that it's a marvel property that belongs to sony and i implied everything is under the mcu umbrella#(and i honestly don't fault them for remaking it. instead i just don't understand how there was an audience for it???)#but they're all guilty of the same shit for different but also EXACTLY THE SAME reasons#they want to fleece money from me. because that's how it feels: like i'm being swindled#they're not earning my money through good content but instead through brand recognition and shared cultural touchstones#YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MONEY MOUSE#sony you can when it's miles (that is a sequel i DID watch and that DID have a soul imo) :))))#something similar (cash grabs) are pretty much the exact reason i stopped reading marvel comics too#capitalism ruins everything#for a moral everyone knows *snorts*#also generally the sequels have bigger budgets and just to quote freckle...... sometimes things that are expensive are worse#great things sometimes come from people having to work within constraints and when you aren't given any....... terrible things can happen#like bbc sherlock lolol. AHEM#basically if i watch a sequel now it has to be a character i am VERY invested in so i'm willing to be burned - deadpool or miles#or it has to break containment from people who will go see anything with a marvel sticker on it to people who..... won't#and still recommend it - like ragnarok#(i wonder if NOT going the dark gritty route and instead having a fun story with a conflict that wasn't dependent on outdoing every#other conflict that came before it in this whole universe had aNYTHING to do with its success. hrm. it's a mystery!)#normally i would answer this privately but i had to explain about the sony thing so you would know i KNEW about the sony thing and then....#tag explosion and now it has to be public and i'm sorry i went on a mouse rant. I HATE THE MONOPOLY MOUSE I JUST DO.#IT'S BAD AND IT MAKES BAD LAZY THINGS THAT KILL CREATIVITY (AND NOW ALSO FUNDS GENOCIDE SO)#!ask
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everyone here was soooo excited because a national channel was going to bring back this iconic tv series, directed specifically to the youth, from our childhood and adolescence that we are so nostalgic about after 11 years for them to disappoint us all with the trailer because it looks like elite 2.0
#they ruined morangos com açúcar i dont think you guys understand#this was supposed to be a cliché show with bad acting about students and dramas at school not a fucking disappearing mystery show#with parties and sex and whatnot 😭#they're making it release in 10 episode seasons like streaming shows too.... that's not morangos!!!!! anfngngnbg#the vibe is so different that it actually makes no sense why they would try to tie it with the other seasons plot and actors shsjshs#yes morangos had your occasional topics of teenage pregnancy and queerness and all that jazz but it was actually explored well#the way they're making girls kiss and parties happening and everything of those sorts in the new season is literally like any of those#spanish teenage shows with too much sex scenes and it's embarrassing actually.#the essence of our national tv is getting lost because they want to do stuff that 'sells' except morangos never sold because it was trendy#or even good because the acting was honestly not great. it was literally our company and part of our routine all year around almost#it was the show we would arrive from school to watch before dinner every day#we watched them experience the school year at the same time we did and on holidays there was a special summer edition#it was a whole thing that this new version isn't.#it was a novela directed for the youth and not whatever show they're trying to make and i'm so mad#i actually wanted to see it. morangos was special to so many of us everybody knows the songs everybody loves the artists that came from#that generation we all grew up watching it.... literally.#and capitalism strikes again 👍#the auditions were a joke too. they announced auditions for anyone who would like to because another thing about morangos is that it was#a talent factory it gave opportunity to newbie actors and pushed their careers and the new season has a bunch of already renown actors and#actresses and they didn't even care to hide how fake and rigged the public auditons were lol#anyways never building expectations about anything ever again this actually broke my heart man agjshs#i'm gonna mourn this listening to d'zrt 4taste and just girls ✊
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the episode is "smokin hot"
setting the scene: modes fashion week show has finally begun after a typical series of the most unfortunate events ever to happen in a telenovela. betty, after getting approval of the designer she discovered from wilhelmina is finishing up helping style the models. as she does so, wilhelmina looks at her and then gently glares in her overseer self kinda way AND THESE ARE THE FUCKING LYRICS PLAYING WHILE WILLIE S LOOKING AT BETTY
they look like this btw and wilhelmina tells her this shit at the end of the ep:
whoever edited the music for the betty x wilhelmina scenes deffo saw something between them
#i hate blogging about this fucking show bc capitalism has ruined everything fun#like taking silly little screenshots#ugly betty#betty suarez#wilhelmina slater#bettymina
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Hope you’re okay, and if not, you will be ♥️
Thank you anon. I'm ngl. My mental health has been complicated lately.
This made me smile, anon. Thank you. 💜💜💜💜
#very slowly coming back from a surprise depression episode#i feel like im always saying that but its just my bitch of a brain's natural state#feeling myself withdraw a bit.#like a two steps forward one step back thing. trying to move on and find joy in life.#currently cleaning my room and wondering why i ever let certain people ruin so many things that were dear to me#i just want to be able to fully feel the little joys of life#ina. strange and bittersweet mood. capitalism has ruined everything.#wondering where my life would be if i didn't make that one big mistake (that led to many other mistakes)#it's hard allowing yourself to grieve for your past self without also feeling bitter about missed opportunities#i know im getting better because every time i get better i have this weird ennui about how ive wasted my life el oh el#anyways. im fine. like. not fine. but im fine.#the human brain is a bitch and im fighting it outside of a Denny's at midnight
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Oh I don't know how involved you are in the bts fandom and I hope you aren't but in response to your last bts ask and mentioning company shooters, the funniest thing has been happening recently. So you mentioned how bts is their friend and bts fans don't interact with other groups right? Well ever since hybe acquired pledis and started txt and all that other stuff, the company shooter fans actually scattered quite a bit. Not because they realised that bts aren't their friends that the company just wants their money but because, get this, they genuinely believe that hybe started/got other groups because they got corrupted by capitalism and these other groups are harming bts when bts should only be friends with their fans. So with hybe getting more money by first selling the friend imate and then getting more groups, they also effectively lost a massive amount of their company fans because those believe bts shouldn't have any friends except from their fans. And to be honest, unfortunately for bts, they genuinely cannot hang out with their friends anymore because there have been multiple cases where they hang out with other idols, and then their fans are in the comments telling them to get away and not be their friends because they're bad people..
#i'm not actually involved in that fandom dont worry lol#like i said: genius marketing campaign. however it has quite literally ruined everything#the fact that they think hybe got 'corrupted' by capitalism....babes they ARE THE CORRUPTION#875#text#answers
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High key tho, as an absolute sucker for gorgeous graphics and with zero fucks given about the file sizes, there's soooooo many companies that think "realism" automatically equals "good", and it does such a disservice to gaming as a medium.
Sometimes, those gorgeous, "realistic", 100+GB graphics serve a purpose in helping shape the worldbuilding and driving the story or gameplay or as a part of an artist's vision. Sometimes they don't.
That last one is an all-too-common problem, imo
this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.
#to clarify because this is tumblr#I AM NOT SAYING that stylized/pixel/'bad' graphics are bad#I'm saying that the style of graphics prolly should serve a purpose in the medium of art that video games can be#and I think there should be room for all styles of game graphics#not everything is going to vibe with everyone#and that's okay#but odds are that an audience will have different reactions to the exact same event just in different art styles#and art is all subjective and relative anyway#TL;DR: fuck megacorps and capitalism ruining good art with fluffed up bs that has no soul
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Billboards driving out of Chicago:
• “this is enterprise ai”
• Jesus is king (fundie version)
• buy this thing you totally really need (watch, perfume, &c)
• you NEEED to have this food. We know you better than you do
• haunted house that closed over a month ago (???)
• squid games 2 on Netflix
#we live in a hellscape society#dani ramblings#I’m convinced capitalism has ruined everything it’s touched#I’m also convinced Netflix did not understand the point of their own fucking show 💀
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
#spilled ink#warm up#“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol#btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can#run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her#but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!
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Need a man so loving he makes me reevaluate my disdain for the western concepts of marriage as the end all be all in a relationship
#could write a whole long ass essay on how i feel about the different types of marriage#and hlw just like everything the capitalism grinder has ruined an idea that on paper could be very cute#to get a symbol of my undying and forever burning love and slide it on your fingure in front of everyone we value in our lives#adorable innit#but maybe its bc im on the aroace spectrum my views of romance are tilted compared to the avg non aroace pilled#but i dont think marriage for me at least shoukd b proof of anything#if that makes sense?#hmm
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I have officially stopped paying for all the streaming services (except cruchyroll) because it has become genuinely easier to pirate shit than it is to try and find out if a piece of media is on any of the 17000 streaming services available.
#steaming services#the original appeal of them has officially faded#im not even really unwilling to pay for them#but the convinience i once had from paying is gone#this is so fucking stupid istg#in conclusion#capitalism is ruining everything
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I’m a Feminist
Franco Colapinto x team principal!Reader
Summary: everyone knows that Franco has a thing for older women, okay … so when his team principal turns out to be a (stupidly attractive) older woman, he can’t be held responsible for his actions
Franco sprawls in the chair, arms crossed over his chest like he’s holding court instead of facing an emergency meeting. His grin is wide, cocky even, and wholly unapologetic. Across the desk, you pinch the bridge of your nose, willing patience to come like some kind of divine miracle.
“Explain,” you say, voice flat, your tone giving nothing away. You refuse to let him see how utterly exhausted you already are by this conversation.
“I sneezed,” Franco says with a shrug, “and liked all your pictures. Really, it was — how do you say — an accident.”
You stare. No, you glare. "And commented damn mommy on all of them?”
Franco falters — barely. There’s a half-second where his grin wavers, his bravado cracks, but then it’s gone, replaced by another shrug. “I-I have the flu?”
Your exhale is sharp, just shy of a growl. “Franco.”
“What?” He leans forward now, feigning innocence. “Is it so bad? You look muy guapa in your photos. Should I not celebrate my team principal’s beauty? This feels sexist, no?”
“Sexist?” Your eyebrows climb so high they might leave your face.
“I’m a feminist,” he announces, as if that explains everything.
“Do feminists call their bosses ‘mommy’ in the comments?”
“Only the hot ones,” he shoots back without missing a beat, then quickly adds, “Joking! I’m joking.”
You slam your palms down on the desk, the sound sharp enough to make him flinch, but the smile doesn’t leave his face. If anything, it widens. “Do you even understand how unprofessional this is? I have sponsors asking me if I’ve been hacked! The CEO of Dorilton Capital called me himself this morning!”
Franco’s face lights up like you’ve just paid him a compliment. “Darren! He likes me. He said I was charming.”
“He said you were a walking HR violation!”
His grin falters again, but there’s something annoyingly endearing about how quickly it returns. “Well, at least he talked about me.”
You sink back into your chair and drag a hand through your hair. God, you’re tired. “Do you even know how this looks? You went through every single photo I’ve ever posted. Franco, that’s-”
“Dedicated?”
“Obsessive,” you snap. “Creepy. Insane.”
“Romantic,” he offers, leaning back again like he’s just solved a puzzle.
“You are twenty-one years old!”
“And you’re …” He trails off, letting the sentence dangle in the air like bait.
You narrow your eyes. “Don’t finish that sentence.”
He smirks. “I was going to say timeless.”
“Franco, enough.” Your voice is sharp enough to cut through his bravado, and for the first time, he looks a little serious. “Do you have any idea what kind of position you’ve put me in? If this gets out-”
“It won’t.”
“It already has! You didn’t think people would notice when every post I’ve made since 2016 suddenly has your username in the likes and comments?”
Franco shrugs. “I’m a fan.”
“A fan?” You throw your hands up. “What are you even a fan of? My press conferences? My sponsor meetings? My ability to yell at you when you ruin your tires on lap seventeen?”
His grin returns, this time with a little more sheepishness. “How sexy you look doing that last one, mostly.”
Your head falls into your hands, and for a moment, there’s silence. You think — foolishly — that maybe he’s finally run out of things to say.
But no.
“You never answered my DM,” he says, voice lighter, teasing.
Your head snaps up. “Excuse me?”
“Last week,” he says, tilting his head like it’s the most casual thing in the world. “I sent you a DM. Very respectful. Very sweet.”
“I don’t even check my DMs!”
“Well, now I’m offended.” He places a hand over his heart like he’s genuinely wounded.
“I’m going to lose my job,” you mutter, mostly to yourself.
“Don’t be dramatic,” Franco says, waving you off. “You’re too good to lose your job. Everyone knows that.”
You stare at him, incredulous. “You’re the one who’s dramatic! I can’t believe I’m sitting here having this conversation right now.”
“I can’t believe you’re not flattered,” he counters, leaning forward again. “I thought women liked grand gestures.”
“Grand gestures?” You bark out a laugh, humorless and sharp. “Franco, this isn’t a romantic comedy. You don’t win me over by cyberstalking me!”
“Cyberstalking?” His mouth falls open, mock-offended. “That’s harsh, no? I think of it more like … research.”
“Research?”
“Sí. I’m just a very dedicated employee.”
“Dedicated?” Your laugh this time is louder, more incredulous. “I swear to God-”
“Would it help if I apologized?” He interrupts, holding his hands up like he’s surrendering.
“Yes,” you say immediately.
He doesn’t. Instead, he tilts his head, watching you in that unnervingly focused way he sometimes has, the one that makes you feel like he’s cataloging every detail of your expression. “You wouldn’t believe me, though. Even if I apologized, you’d think I was lying.”
“Because you would be lying.”
“Touché.” He grins again, but this time it’s softer, less of a weapon and more of a shield. “Okay, so maybe I’m not sorry. But I didn’t mean to cause problems for you.”
“Could’ve fooled me,” you mutter.
“I mean it,” he says, and for the first time, there’s something like sincerity in his voice. “I thought it was funny. I didn’t think-”
“That’s the problem, Franco. You didn’t think.”
There’s a beat of silence. For a second, you think you’ve finally gotten through to him. His expression shifts, the grin fading into something that almost looks like remorse.
Then he says, “But if I had thought about it, you’d still be mad, so really, why bother?”
“Franco!”
He laughs, bright and unrepentant. “Okay, okay. I’ll stop. I promise. No more liking your pictures, no more comments, no more DMs. Contenta?”
You eye him warily. “You swear?”
“On my life.”
“Franco.”
“On my seat,” he amends, holding a hand to his chest.
You sigh, long and heavy, but you nod. “Fine. Just — keep your head down for a while, okay? Don’t give anyone else a reason to call me about this.”
He stands, smoothing his shirt with exaggerated care. “Anything for you … mommy.”
“And don’t call me ‘mommy,’” you snap as he heads for the door.
He pauses, hand on the handle, and glances back over his shoulder, smirk firmly in place. “Not even in private?”
“Franco!”
He’s laughing as he leaves, the sound echoing in the hallway long after the door closes behind him. You sink back into your chair, exhausted, and wonder — not for the first time —if this job is going to kill you.
And if it does, you think grimly, it’ll probably be Franco Colapinto’s fault.
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