#Jun wu frantically stopping all evidence that he has prayers and followers bc that RUINS his plans goddamn it xinela
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Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series
#Tgcf#heaven official's blessing#Xie lian#When I first watched the series I was like wow! Himbo love that for him!#On rewatches it became more and more clear that he was just straight up lying! (And trying to have a soft meet cute) love that for him#Xie lian about anything ever: Oh! I just happened to be in the area I know nothing relevant ever#Cut to scenes where xie lian in fact did know everything relevant#I know he was actually scarp collecting/homeless/struggling but also#I fully believe he tripped his way into main character status everywhere he went#Every single town spent decades talking about that one guy who just showed up! Asked for scraps! Taught all the street kids martial arts#That lead directly to an uprising that he directly took part in and then how he picked the one moldy bun got sick and died forever#Like everyone that met him was just like ???? Yall will never believe this#His statue pops up in the capital and everyone who has ever met him ever just be like yah it makes more sense that he's a God#Jun wu frantically stopping all evidence that he has prayers and followers bc that RUINS his plans goddamn it xinela#Jun wu to Ling wen: Okay okay perfect everybody hates xie lian now with his distruction now tell him he has zero merits really rub it in#Ling wen: who has had to read sort and hide all the prayers he's been getting for 800 years .....yes sir
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