#telsa

[thedaddycomplex]

[my-midlife-crisis]

A question...

Imagine if you are having a quiet moment alone at home when suddenly there is a knock at the door.

So you open it and find a man standing on your porch. The man says

"Good evening sir. I would like to clean your pool for free."

For free?

So you let him and take him to your beautiful pool. The man thanks you and proceeds to study your pool.

So you return to the couch and continue your nice quiet day.

Suddenly, you notice that the man is no longer at your pool. Curious, you look for the man and find him going through your drawers.

You ask him

"What the hell are you doing?"

He responds

"I was looking for your bathroom."

My question to you is this: Do you believe him?

No?

Then why are you ok with Elon Musk going through your social security and private records? He said he was going to clean the pool but instead he is rummaging through your shit. And when he's questioned... he acts like he's lookin for something else.

Another question: Why would you let him in your house? He doesn't even have the tools to clean your pool. He's not equipped to do the job he claimed he was going to do.

[macple3]

[troythecatfish]

[hale-my-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Smells Very Musky!!!

Telsa is 4% of US Auto Manufacturing, yet they make up 75% of OSHA violations!

[frenchcurious]

Tesla Cybertruck 2024. - source RM Sotheby's.

[macmanx]

PSA: If you see a Cybertruck towing something, don’t be anywhere near it.

[newslink7com]

🚨 $400M Secret Gov’t Deal? The Trump administration is set to buy armored electric vehicles, but Tesla’s name mysteriously vanished from official documents. What’s going on? Musk fires back! 🔥

👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com.

[catswilleatyou]

anything could happen

[chad-danaki]

They sure don't make Nazi vehicles the way they used to.

[beefuzzle]

How many more cybertrucks must I see before I've paid for my past mistakes

[skyler-moose]

no just no

tHeY hAvE To LoOk HuMaN

ok but why so much why cant they look like Baymax or wall-e

THEY ARE JUST THIS

these billionaires just see every sifi movies and are like, "yeah lets do that".

weres that one twitter account were its like XYZ days till s*x with robots. im just going to trash anyone i see. i dont like them

[my-midlife-crisis]

[uglyduckling339]

idk man maybe i'm crazy but learning that a cybertruck can be fucking bombed and still not break is NOT as comforting as they want it to be

[troythecatfish]