#cant wait to eat this shit up

[bucket-puns]

Knight Zwei West Ishmael on- your house actually, pay up.

[heartsofhounds]

Really?

[yuyuisabookworm]

[fedorah-the-explorah]

my inability to take anything about "the crackle goes kiwi caper" seriously vs. my adoration for that scene... FIGHT

[wabblebees]

just finished the new fantasy high episode and havent seen anyone talk abt this so i wanted to say i am 100. one HUNDRED PERCENT sure. that fuckin fourdogs was at that party invisibly (the One And Only buttfucker to NOT make an obvious appearance?? rules-follower or no, i dont believe that for a SECOND) and that she stole the piece of the cloud runner that went missing, and that the moment of her swipe was the "something" riz missed on his check -- i also really *hope* it wasn't oisin that made those damn ice mephits (or "muffets" as my beloved drunk adaine christened them lmao) act up like that, but immmmm pretty sure thats exactly what was goin on since it wouldve given his party member advantage/an easier access point :/

[lunar-fey]

eating only 3 chocolate chip cookies a day for a week is good and healthy actually ^-^ <- coping with not being able to afford food

[possum-tooth]

ren fair today :)

[phagodyke]

back home and my washing is done and I need to eat lunch and do my ironing and then I've done all the tasks on my list and I can spend the rest of the day having a mental breakdown and then go straight to sleep woohoo

[todayisafridaynight]

That fuckin new bucket list trailer for 8?????????

hey what if we all just cut ourselves in half after this huh

[starvingcl0wn]

got a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and ate 262.5 more cals than i intended to

[ilonacho]

it hit me what makes me the most miserable abt my work week is how it’s just school all over again. just hanging in there until the weekend. repeat. repeat. repeat

[agdab]

something ive had a sort of wild revelation on is the process of healing in terms of my trauma/past. like yes. i am not there anymore. i am not around those people anymore. that is a good thing. but that doesnt automatically mean i am healed and perfectly fine and no longer suffering from it.

cus yknow it was something that took up 20+ years of my life and i only just got away at age 24 about it and am now sat at 25. thats a lot to work through. thats a lot of extensive repetitive trauma/abuse to overcome. healing really is a fuckin process and its a hell of a long one too.

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

[madfoxx]

lol yeah michael we wouldnt want to put any labels on it for sure

[hauntingblue]

Sanji: I don't even like them but I wanna save them

Luffy: that's my boy

[nerve0-0damage]

Okay so-- when I go back to college my plan is to eat no meals with my family at all unless I cooked it. I have measured all the portions for meals and I like consistency when it comes to food so idm having the same things everytime I have lunch or something.

When I go back to college, I should be consuming between 0-1240.8 kcal every week which then means ill be actually containing -14,568 kcal as I would naturally burn 15,808.8 in a week anyways without doing anything (I will be walking all over campus anyways and on top of that I constantly stim which also burns calories).

I have planned what meals I'll eat each day if I choose to (planned dinners being inarguable as to not alert my family as well as weekends and my day off in the week being days where I MUST eat something unless I can get away with it otherwise)

Meal contents:

Breakfast:

Lemon and ginger tea w/ 1 tsp sugar and ice (27 kcal)

Or coffee w/ 1 tsp sugar & 25ml semi skimmed milk (30 kcal)

Fresh tomato (17 kcal)

=44 kcal or 47 kcal

Lunch:

Sliced cucumber 57.5g (9 kcal)

5 Green grapes (15.1 kcal)

Rice cake (30 kcal)

2 crackers (30kcal)

Cheddar cheese 15g (60 kcal)

Sriracha sauce (3 kcal)

=147.6 kcal

Dinner:

Chicken breast 100g (165 kcal)

Broccoli 30g (10 kcal)

2 fresh tomatoes 200g (34kcal)

Tomato puree (1 kcal)

Bell Peppers 20g (5 kcal)

Onion 10g (4 kcal)

(((Additional spices and herbs)))

=219 kcal

Meal schedule:

Week one

Monday: eat breakfast and lunch

Tuesday: eat dinner

Wednesday: eat breakfast

Thursday: eat dinner

Friday: eat breakfast and lunch

Saturday: eat lunch

Sunday: eat dinner

Week two

Monday: eat breakfast

Tuesday: eat lunch

Wednesday: eat breakfast

Thursday: eat dinner and lunch

Friday: eat breakfast

Saturday: eat lunch and dinner

Sunday: eat dinner

Weekly meal total:

Breakfast= 141 or 132 kcal

Lunch= 442.8 kcal

Dinner= 657 kcal

Overall weekly total unless more meals skipped or eaten:

1240.8 or 1231.8 kcal

Not sure if all this makes sense tbh but yk

(Btw I like spicy stuff because it helps to burn calories so I will be using that sriracha and additional spices)