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I refuse to let go of the headcanon that the Titan Army had kareoke nights
#cant think which is funnier#Luke organizing it#Kruke (Kronos!Luke) organizing it#or Kruke allowing it to happen#pjo#wolffox speaks#pjo Titan Army#Titan army#Hamilton songs got banned#titan army#pjo TA#Luke Castellan#pjo kronos#kronos pjo
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Ages ago, I promised a sequel to my Ruthlessness sketches with my new Poseidon design, and well... See, I had a very specific vision for this, my beloved 🫶 favorite song in the whole entire musical. And I guess I was finally brave en- I mean, found the time to bring it to life. Enjoy 🙈🌊🔱
@glisten-inthedark look at what I've done now
#epic the musical#own art#epic the vengeance saga#epic poseidon#epic odysseus#get in the water#Look at him he's still so ✨extra✨#cw suggestive#cw nudity#at least i guess kinda?? nothing is technically visible but#guys i cant be the only one to whom this song has very VERY strikingly h*rny undertones#it's not just steven's suddenly quite sultry voice either#just think about how this is essentially “get into the water - which I control entirely - with me :)”#poseidon's trying to make him submit himself to him it's another power game#but this time it's so much more intimate#i mean the whole of get in the hundred strike is about brutal intimacy so i shouldnt be surprised ig#me omw to ruin this song for y'all forever i guess#just if you think about the implications what killing him in this way—drowning him—might entail before he would actually die#complete control and envelopment ... you have imaginations guys#use them to follow this train of thought further in this direction and you will realize#my guy could literally just impale him with his trident or sth#but nope—“drown. Get into my domain. Get into (an extension of) me. Submit your whole being to me. let me envelope you wholly."#or “grant me a moment of total control over you before i end your life just in the way that I imagine and see fit”#this is made so much funnier by the fact that poseidon completely fails to make odysseus submit in any way#and ends up submitting himself#yes i am doing 600 strike doodles next i shall have fun#i guess i should tag this even though this is genuinely not ship art just a part of the power game and poseidon's general h*rniness#odyseidon#poseidon x odysseus#odysseus x poseidon
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so did you guys know theres this character called tristan vik disventure camp and
#disventure camp#disventure camp fanart#tristan vik#disventure camp tristan#ghostofsnails#my art#It would be SO tedious to post all of these separately but to be honest ive been dead for so long that i think its just funnier like this#like. yeah. just in case you guys have been wondering what i've been up to.#I have like 2 more i think but i'll give them their own post so i can explain them#ive never hyperfixated on a character like this in my entire life. usually a character hyperfix is super intense and lasts like 2ish weeks.#GUYS ITS BEEN 2+ MONTHS. AND I STILL CANT THINK ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR CARTOON GOTH NONBINARY SILLY PERSON#actually fuck you can i write an essay in tags about why i love them. this is tumblr. and whose even gonna read this anyways. fukit we ball#i followed dc kinda casually as a guilty pleasure for a while but i was instantly drawn to tristan when the designs for the s4 cast dropped#i was like You're telling me there's a GOTH who is UPBEAT and isnt designed like a flawless elf TWINK and is NONBINARY? ME FR????#LIKE OHH THE GOTH NB GETS TO LOOK A LITTLE WEIRD. THEY GET TO BE UNCONVENTIONAL. my aesthetic attraction to them goes crazy. vampire style.#i remember when they got revealed people redesigned them to look more generically pretty & it PAINED ME bc it missed the point SO. BADLY.#ik some people find them boring also & even tho i disagree i can see it if u dont rlly care abt alt stuff. but for me the fact theyre so#kind & upbeat & extroverted WHILE being a SUBCULTURAL GOTH is the draw bc while i do get a kick out of the exaggerated depressed goth#stereotype - its not exactly true to life and so seeing a character that looks and acts like me and real goths makes feel so seen and happy#they also capture my desire to have goth friends SO BADLY im projecting on them SO HARD. They are such top tier friend material you guys...#AND THEYRE A FASHION DESIGNER WHICH FEELS SO IN THEME WITH BEING GOTH THAT IT MAKES ME SO JOYOUS AND CRAZY.#its all so funny because im 100x more excited about getting good goth rep than nonbinary rep LMFAOOO but them being nb is SO important too#Not to mention their voice actor is FANTASTIC and elevates them SOOO MUCH. Also the amount the va is obsessed with them fed my obsession -#sooo insanely you guys.... i feed off of other peoples emotional attachments. AND THEIR ACTING FOR TRIS ADDS SO MUCH DEPTH TO THEIR#CHARACTER IF YOU LOOK FOR IT. I COULD LITERALLY WRITE ESSAYS ABOUT TRISTAN YOU GUYS. IM NOT INSANE.#god you guys this is the first time ive ever had a genuine “i feel seen” feeling from a fictional character I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE NOW.#i LOVE NONBINARY PEOPLE EXPRESSING THEMSELVES. I LOVE HOW QUEERNESS AND GOTH CULTURE INTERSECTS AND HOW THATS REPRESENTED IN TRISTAN#THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. AND I KNOW THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE. WHICH JUST MAKES THEM MEAN EVEN MORE TO ME. I LOVE LIFE.#its an endless feedback loop i fear. im trapped in it & loving every second. i will be drawing them until i am in my grave & maybe after.
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i like how as a phandom we are all deeply divided on whether or not Danny knows how to cook. I've read so many fanfics you guys, and it's always either Danny does not know how to cook or he's pretty good at it they just don't have any normal groceries.
The reasoning either way is always "well his parents cant cook so he's had to adapt"
#no one ever talks or argues about this though#its just something ive noticed over time#like i feel like this is something we'd get into silly unnecessary arguments over#phandom LOVES to fight about food#jazz on the other hand is more up in the air#usually she can cook which seems in character for her#but occasionally she cant cook and i think thats funnier actually
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i love the poker table and all the shit that has come from it if not because you can see exactly who's the loudest persistent bitch there and who exactly finds that endearing spoiler alert its exactly who you think it is womp womp
deeply important to me on a "whos the best and whos the worst at the table" maffhew and benny insisting forsy is the best because of his good pokerface and his consistency and even swaggy agrees that forsy is pretty good meanwhile benny cant help adding an "ekky thinks he's the best" while he's at it and swaggy has to get his two cents in as well: "and [ekblad] thinks he's pretty good."
and when forsy gets asked best and worst he decides he can't say worse and instead only lists the people he think are the good and: "ekky's pretty good actually but he's very... he's a little bit more wild so he's got some big swings."
and at first it's like oh maybe this is a benny/swaggy bullying ekky moment as they're prone to wont to do (ekky deserves it and likes it) but then forsy immediately says afterwards that c*usins is: "but i think nick c*usins. hes doing pretty good. yeah, I know, I know... we're gonna get him though."
which immediately discredits why he thinks ekky is a good player because both benny AND demers were like c*usins is the WORST at poker
and if you think oh forsy is just a carebear of a man and he cant choose the worst- NO HE DOES NOT. HE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT BECAUSE in the same interview he has no qualms of naming lundy as the worst playoff beard (2nd year in a row btw): "its gotta be one of the finns probably... lundy" and calling out luosty for his culinary abominations: "luosty is eating—he's putting raw onions in the pasta which is... yeah thats a little... weirdo, weirdo!"
this is just forsy whos very bad at hiding his bias and will warp the world in favour of it because he'd rather die than not pick ekky for TWO whole questions (best at poker and best playoff beard)
and with primetime panthers we learned that ekkys too loud and pushy for both benny and swaggys taste that they both elected him as the worst seatmate on the team plane which is so comical that mr. im not very good at poker but I still sit with them and get shocked when ekky bounds over and wants me to play too would say such a thing huh
and the double whammy is that swaggy prefers forsys who's the complete opposite of ekky
and i just think everyone going, forsy is nice quiet and reserved in his facial expressions and ekky is loud insistent and not as good as he thinks he is, is just sooooooooooo
#forsy: “hes a wildcard (admiring)” benny and swaggy: “yeah thats what makes him bad at poker (deadpan)”#man whos hard to read thinks the guy who wears his heart on his sleeeve is hard to read#“you cant predict him” being a compliment from forsy (because hes insane) but an insult from benny and swaggy#overeager puppy who keeps yipping and the serious workdog whos in charge of babysitting them#the way i screamed to see forsy choose ekky because i knows hes a lying sack of shit#forsy and his rose tinted glasses utterly charmed by ekky is just so funny to me#hes annoying during practise yeah i cant imagine what hed be like in a small enclosed space#everyone saying the texas holdem poker compa gets intense makes this funnier because ekky is just trying his best and yet#also ekky saying okie is pretty good which matches what okie said about being about to come in and fleece the boys sometimes#but also oooooo shes different she cant let her crush know that she thinks hes good at card games#sorry yeah this just turned into forsblad as most things tend to do for me#its utterly fascinating how forsys opinion differs from everyone else because hes terribly in love#ekky seems like a not the worst but not the best either though hes fun to play with because when he loses its pretty entertaining to watch#i need to see the fits he throws i need to see how him amd maffhew banter#poker table changed so much i need to know the updated table and if anyone joined#sorry i was updating my forsblad bible of quotes so yeah
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this will bother no one but me but as silly as todays ep was and how much fun it is ill always be haunted by belphie's die
i've collected more than enough dice in highschool to know thats a d10 dpwm
#whb#if devils cant lie WHATS THIS!!!! /j#which is funnier: turning the dice to any number that should be higher than 7 and its just more 7s or turning it and theyre blurred out#i think i have one that looks like this actually im p sure ive got a blue set w/ white numbers
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as much as i complain abt studies i think i really fit where i am. it makes me happy :3
context: i just got prescribed some antibiotics & my first reaction was "WHOOP >:D" & immediately reading and highlighting the leaflet lol
fun fact about me i have been saving and storing away drug leaflets (yk the ones that come with medicine) for YEARS i have quite the collection. been reading them for as long as i remember and my favourite section was always the side effects lmao.
i adore blood tests and injections so so much (tbf this one is fairly new i used to hate needles when i was younger). big fan of vaccines, the true mvp and loml. venous blood is my favourite colour IT PRETTY
#i am a weird person there is no denying the fact#but every now and again i realise just how weird i am#i break the fourth wall with myself and its always hysterical#to me at least idk#now that i think about it#this probably isnt universal to med/ healthcare students#(unless it does in which case pls tell me)#this is made 17 times funnier when u know i failed pharma TWICE (but passed my resit exams both times lmao)#med school#med student#medical school#medical student#medical#me stuff#antibiotics#i wasnt expecting bacteria ngl im shooketh#cant believe it#baby's first diagnosis WAS WRONG#idk still have to read the report thingy for myself. will update#(unless its too much lol in which case im sorry)#lol
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now that I'm farther in the show I can say that I don't think nico robin would be a pony in the mlp au (the multiple hands/arms thing is too cool to assign to a hoof-only having race. but if she was a pony I think she'd be earth and not a unicorn as I previously doodled. though flower fruit unicorn could use the ability to make a spike trap and that'd be pretty fun)
#franky would be an earth pony or pegasus and brook. something something beating a dead horse (unicorn or earth pony)#chopper ....sigh chopper.... deer who ate a human fruit how do i translate that.#deer to ponies are not like how deer are to humans. could actually make him a tanuki (or a jackrabit for antlers)#dragon was suggested which is probably because of spike and twilights relationship and he *would* look good as a dragon#eastern dragons i think have antler like horns so i can work off of that hm#what else. what else#oh pegasus nami and the clima tact. kind of redundant to have her be that type of pony with that weapon but pegasi cant like spawn clouds so#its fine. plus its way funnier if syrup village just had little to no pegasi so usopp never met one and made her weapon like that#never said what robin would be. id have to go on the wiki cause i dont wanna make her a bird too and dragon was my next option#cyclops. centaur. ahuizotl my top 3 for her i think#kae.txt#<- just talking to talk
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Nine Lines, Nine People
Tagged by @thegreatobsesso
Mika’s head lifted slightly, and I froze. She reached into her bag and pulled out a granola bar, unwrapped it, and took a bite. I waited. Her eyes went back to her book. I counted to ten. Went to slide my book out again, watching her. As I did, her head turned ever so slightly. I pushed it back into the bag. I thought I’d imagined her looking when Mika turned her page and settled backwards in her seat, but then she said, without looking away from the page, “Huh, I didn’t know you could get porn in a train station gift shop.”
Tagging: @lightningfiction @squarebracket-trickster @charlesjosephwrites @avrablake @dogmomwrites @starlit-hopes-and-dreams @harps-for-days @sleepyowlwrites @mrbexwrites
#this is a dumb little joke lol#For context: Terran bought a book about queer stuff and is now feeling awkward about Mika seeing him read it#nine lines nine people#tag game#my writing#syndicate#btw I cant find the og post now but maybe i alrready posted it?#bonus context is that both characters are ace-spectrum which I think makes it funnier
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Stacy's brother Au
but it's just a crack au where Ginny "loses" like 4 bfs in a row to her brothers just to realize she doesn't even like boys
#Aka#Ginny Weasley#being a matchmaker for her siblings by accident#and then she ends up with like Luna or Hermione or something#i dont really vibe with using loses in this context but i cant think of another word that fits right now#obv because i am me i was mostly thinking about#percy weasley#being one of the ones that end up with a new bf#i wont say who i was considering for that because its kinda weird even for me i think#in the scenario in my head it was in addition to Oliver which he already had because i think it would be even funnier#ginny thinking it obviously can't happen again because now all her siblings have partners so she should be safe right? no not at all#i also just love Polyam!Percy so im biased#perciver#i really got to start combining all of my thoughts in the post itself instead of in the tags#this is mostly a joke because dont take me seriously i'm sleep deprived and don't know what im talking about#Elise's Thoughts and Concepts#perclin
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You've ever discussed with someone that goes "the answer is A" and you go "actually, the answer is B" and then they mention that B is "1/3" of what they were saying and JESUS FUCKING CHIRST I don't mind arguing but you CANNOT theseus paradox your way into winning an argument!!! you did not give the right answer, give the f up
#I'm saying this in a very /lighthearted way#my bestie and I were not actually discussing anything worth#It's just that...#something something I've come to conclude we are the#unstoppable force meets unmovable object dilemma#And they seem to be totally fine with this#But me? I'm baffled#my “takes everything literallly brain” cant get over it lol#No context but this is funnier if you know that the line to have started the whole argument (which was in fact a grammatical argument#said “Character A hats Character B” (it was supposed to be “hates”)#And it defintely refer to who you are thinking of#so#fun stuff ig
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Welcome back to the bits of soup I deem good enough for the public:
Angel 100% thought Zach and Ruben were dating for a hot second. It would've been like somewhere in between after the talent show and before canon starts. But either way I think it went something like this.
Ruben: yeah so there's this guy
Zach: ooh guy?
Angel: oh do you guys have an open relationship?
Zach & Ruben: what-
Angel: aren't you dating?
Zach: i mean ruben's an amazing person but I'm straight-
Angel was then confused about this for the next like month. After this interaction he ran it by Jon and Jon was like "bro what planet do you live on?". Then after Zach and Ruben came out to Jon and Angel, Angel pulled Jon aside and was like "fuck you I knew it I was right".
Secondary thought. After Zach and Ruben got their shit together but before Jon and Angel knew (that's a time window of like 2 weeks right??? I don't remember lol) they like put together that something was going on and were trying to make the math math. Eventually Angel got to "they've gotta me a thing man no way they aren't" which was very "I've connected the dots. You didn't connect shit. I've connected them.)
#i just think “meanwhile the side characters” while the main characters are hiding a secret relationship is so funny#“jon im telling you the ”i dont really see it“ was a start of a sexuality crisis for ol' zachy poo.#you dont go from besties to not talking and making snide remarks to all over each other again if theres nothing fruity going on.“ -angel#“and youd know?” -Jon#“as a matter of fact i do. and if i didnt id know better than you mr. ”bathes in holy water“.” -Angel#very different note#did you know holy water cant be diluted#so apparently even if you only add like a drop or two to like a bathtub full of it its all holy#which honestly is probably easier and funnier in concept than “25% holy water”#like its rubbing alcohol or milk#if this gets out#itgo#zach knight#ruben montez#angel phan#jon braxton#zuben#oops this ones kinda long#sorry lol
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seonhee and sawashiro both being associated with purple's the most evil shit in the world now who the fuck am i supposed to put in my purple card holder
#snap chats#sorry guys im one of those girlies who are super into card holders now </3 esp the ones you can customize </3#highkey i got this cause i wanted to put my school id in it so i didnt have to take my wallet out every time i needed to get in my buildin#BUT ON THE LOWEST OF KEYS I GOT IT TO BE MENTALLY ILL TOO i was obsessed watchin people journal and make cute card holders#i dont get recc'd those vids anymore but i remember watchin em an bein like MAN i wanna do that.... thats so cute..#on the real i think card holder customizing's healthy for me. it helps me learn to use things i buy LMAO#CAUSE WITH STICKERS AND THE SORT I HOARD THEM AND NEVER USE EM#and i always get buyer's guilt even if it's something small so i just think. i have to learn letting go and things not being perfect is ok#YOU BOUGHT IT SO USE IT like those ishin colognes... like the scent'll fade anyway i should use them while i can...#as much fun and therapeutic I Think as this was tho i cant imagine having a need to get another card holder... tragedy..#regardless. this card holder's really cute </3 spoilers it's a kuromi one cause i needed more purple in my room i fuckin guess#the stickers were real cute.. also there was a lil baku... hi baku <3#which leads me back to my problem. '''''''problem''''''' yeah i dont even have a printer here but when i go back to my ma's i wanna be sick#walmart lets you get photos on that GLOSSY PAPER... tempted... anyway no listen to my non problems#cause in my heart i do associate kuromi with seonhee alright it just makes sense. PLUS baku and joon-gi#COUNTERPOINT. HOWEVER. there is no image funnier than slapping a depressed middle aged man who prob has a worryin body count#into a card holder decorated with hearts and sweets and bows with a big ass heart keychain danglin off it. like cmon#big brain move is to print out one pic each of em and just swap em out every other day LOOOL#i just want an excuse to show off the card holder.. i get why people have these now this was fun and cute....#ok bye i think ive been ill enough tonight#i thought i was gonna finish another comm but ☠️ ill just do them tomorrow morning they wont take long..
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i havent even read enough gl to justify the feelings and emotions i have about kyle i just have the lovers heart and also something wrong with me. and my projection. in my mind he's just like me. and he would have loved college vending machine frozen cheeseburger and heating it up in the microwave at 1 in the morning because he was bored and didn't want to work on a drawing assignment on 20" x 30" paper that was due tomorrow in his freshman year. he would have loved going to the club to push off finals work that's creating the worst stress known to man in his brain. and he would love to annoy the fuck out of his roommate when high and avoiding homework on a saturday.
#IN MY MIND HE'S JUST LIKE ME and i understand why he dropped out of art school also.#i need to get back to my readings but im too into thinking about the couple dozen issues i have read#and then going i wonder what he was like in college. and the answer is definitely fucking annoying.#if i knew him i know we would be not arguing in art history class. i would be saying his takes are stupid outside of class during break.#and he would go i dont know how somoene can defend british utilitarian furniture so vehemently and try to liken it to bauhaus design#our arguments would also stem from having very different art history and therefore philosophy education. his background would be from a pro#who would focus on european canon as per usual while my prof was coming from the perspective of someone with a phd in asian art history#and a curriculum based mostly around exploring and investigating non euro art work and how movements like modernism and#post modernism functioned in other continents.#this is such a main blog post but idont care. EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW HOW I PROJECT AND INTERACT WITH HIM IN MY MIND#he would also hate how i argue for art even i dont care about by approaching it at the philosophical angle.#'how do you like this it's barely even art. or it is art. but it's a boring cop out for suckers. honestly.'#'the thing is i dont like it. i just think you need to expand your world views and stop being close minded. youre limiting yourself.'#you might go eiffel what are you basing this on? the answer is vaguely remembered panels in my mind plus generally taste opinions of his i#can gleam from what art references they give him within issues.#it would also be funny bc like. he has a background in design... he's just stubborn and snobby i think when it then comes to the realm of#fine arts. i think his opinions and how they operate in regards to design + illustration + non gallery art are probably quite different#but i cant lie. from the singular 'i dont wanna be some loser who shows up with a blank canvas to a gallery' panel i remember someone talki#about in a post i have used it to create a variety of thoughts i think he could have had.#and the answer is the opinions of someone definitely a little annoying in art school. with a pretty standard traditional training#and background that stems from euo+american art history and sensibilities that inform how he interacts with art. which is very normal#but i think it's funny to view him as someone i would probably roll my eyes at for some comments he would be making.#and it gets funnier with how he acts generally as a person.#kyle you cant be this snobby when you are drawing pin ups of your work crush in your home studio...#good lord this got so long i have a problem. hi. sorry to my new follower your kyle posting made me go ha ha kyle. i like that guy.#static.soundz#back issues box#< it might as well go there bc i blabbed way too hard and too much. sorry. overtaken by an entity in my mind
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batman secret files: clownhunter
(ID in alt!)
#on one hand i can see why they would want to make jason a mentor to bao and all because parallels#but on the other.... i think jason and bao would been boring real fast#jason is like... older brother coded. bao needs his shitty uncle (khoa) it makes things funnier#plus i feel like once again its trapping jason in the ‘i cant exist without my life revolving around the joker’ loop hes been in#which is annoying and just wrong when people imply that to bruce and like... i get why jason it may be more true since yknow.#his life was cut short by him then he was forcefully brought back to life and it's personally traumatizing#but i still think it makes for such boring writing and doesn't allow the character to ever grow or change.#they wont let jason exist without that joker b-plot and if he takes on a kid that also been personally traumatized by him#then jason wont be allowed to potentially grow from it unless they make it about him caring about bao more and moving on because of that#but also... bao is like... 14....#him having khoa as a mentor allows him to have more opportunities and experiences so he doesn't become joker based#like hes always gonna have that hatred for him. his life was changed by him and his parents murder.#but thatd be the ripple effect to cause him to be a vigilante and everything (like how it did with bruce) instead of his entire life#revolving around just the clowns and never growing from it. gotta have a nice contrast y'know??#does any of this make sense? no. I'm sleepy and have a migraine.#am i gonna post it anyways and cringe in the morning when i reread it and realize people also can perceive my rambling brain mush? yes </3#c: batman secret files: clownhunter#crypt's panels#jason todd#red hood#bao pham#clownhunter
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ok wait last thing tonight. new gill design also means NEW EDYN DESIGN!!! YEAHHHH!!!
#my post#my art#I LOVE YOU EDYN TIDESTRIDER#ALSO WHILE I WAS TRYING TO FIND A REF FOR HER I FOUND OUT SHES CANONICALLY 28??#I DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD A CANON AGE!!!#cracks knuckles#so edyn is 28 and gillion is 23#edyn said finn left the undersea before she was a teenager so she was at most 12 meaning gill was at most 7#which makes finns flashback so much funnier. why was that 7 year old taking college courses#anywyas their age gap is the same between me n my little sister. tgats fucking insane i think i would blow up the entire planet if i wasedy#shes so strong so powerfuli cant wait to see what the fuck shes doing
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