#cant just let work shit sit on me ive got stuff to do and the ability to rest a bit. finally.

[thekingdomofdong]

love that i applied for a job back in may, dont interview for it till july, i think it went p well, told i wont hear back till near the end of august just to be told i didnt get it im so sick of job hunting and just want to blow my brain out and be done with it

[indiegame]

la dee dah

[yoshistory]

FINALLY got groceries for the first time in awhile today and like half the stuff i got was cleaning supplies. thank god. ive been using hand sanitizer from the food bank to clean its been awful. i just wiped my kitchen counters down big time and i plan on spending tomorrow tiding up and doing some deep cleaning. ive been needing it

also i got stuff to make chocolate chip cookies (my favorite)(simple but loving) and i got some nice ramen i've been wanting to try (premium shin gold with chicken broth) .. im excited

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

wibta if i keep having sex with my friends dad? nsfw warning

i (20s cismale) got invited by my friend (20s nonbinary) to try out some new edibles they made last thursday. this isnt too weird because both of us are unemployed (they get disability, i get money from unemployment, and we both live with our parents) and usually during the day their dad (50s cismale) is at work so we get the house to ourselves. well last thursday was different because i came over late in the night when their dad was home, and he offered to make me some dinner too. i get the munchies really bad so i was immediately like yes please and thank you while i fucked off to my friends room. we played some smash bros while we waited for the cookies to kick in, and when it started to hit his dad called us both out for dinner. dinner was great, and his dad is super chill — so he let us raid his alcohol cabinet. i dont think he knew either of us were stoned for the record (im naturally really quiet/dont make eye contact, my friend sounds high 24/7 naturally) so i dont think he was like trying to get anyone drunk or anything. my tolerance is pretty good but my friends is shit so it didnt take long until they were like blackout drunk and passing out on the couch, while their dad and i were both drunk too (not blackout but pretty drunk, and i was still high) and sitting on the opposite side of the couch next to eachother

important fact about me - i crossdress like femboys or whatever theyre called. i like looking really feminine and cute and confusing people. im not trans or anything like that gender is just a game and i am winning it. but i do tend to dress up in very egirl/goth gf clothes if you know what i mean, and i look pretty convincing ive been told (friend tells me i would pass for ciswoman with the makeup on). i think their dad maybe forgot that i was me (he usually sees me in boy clothes) and he started hitting on me? i didnt think i was gay or bi either until he started doing it and i got really flustered but i didnt stop him? again i was fucked up so the attention felt really nice despite it being my friends dad. but anyways he kept getting closer until he kissed me, and it felt nice so i let it keep going? which was probably super fucked up in retrospect. but anyways stuff gets hot and steamy, their dad doesnt bother lifting up my skirt, one thing leads to another and we have sex. he definitely noticed im not a girl during that (its pretty hard to miss lol) but he didnt stop so we kept going for a while

after we were done he and i passed out on the couch in a kind of awkward position, we both woke up in the morning and i think thats when he realized im me, but he didnt seem to freak out even though hes straight?? or at least i thought he was straight. but we had sex again in the morning and then when my friend woke up we all had breakfast and i went back to my friends room and we hung out more and got high again. while we were though i accidentally spilled the beans to my friend, and they FREAKED out on me and said that i was so gross for doing that, and they cant believe that it happened, stuff like that. they kicked me out of their room and their dad had to drive me home because i was shaking bad from it. but while their dad drove me home i was super pissed and mad and not thinking straight (haha) and so i tried to convince their dad to take a detour so we could fuck again. and he was like, okay sure, so we did?? but now i feel horrible for doing it knowing that it grossed my friend out so much, but i really like their dad and he seems to like me too, and i want to keep banging him :(

What are these acronyms?

[fatuismooches]

SLIDES SHADES ON, KICKS DOOR DOWN AND FALL ONTO YOUR FLOOR, GUESS WHOS BACKKK!;!!;

🌕💗!!!!

BUT AHHHHHFHDH LATIN DOTTORE STILL MAKJNG ME LOSE MY SHIT

and so many of the other posts that i was binginf just now too oh em GEEEEEEE, specifically fragile/coma reader comjng back to sumeru and all that AHHFHEHHHH

ANF ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U REMEMBERED ABT MT EXAMS AND STUFF 😭💗 i got my results recently!! A* EEEKFK back on the grind tho unfortunately

also rlly rlly thinking bout dottore randomly giving fragile reader academic/research-y things to do cus he knows they crave and miss the days where they could get on wit their stuff YKKK??

also omg sometimes i’m scared to like send any kind of brainrot in cus what if someone else has said a similar thing AND AHHDHH

but yea also thinkjng bout tutor zandik + akademiya reader MNNNFFNF

ALSO ZANDIK X POET READER i feel like zandik from like the akademiya days wojld be all poetry’s stupid 🫤 but like one day findinf readers lil poetry notebook whilst tryna find his own research in their dorm and flipping through and finding it littered with references to cerulean blue locks and vermillion irises..and maybe just maybe, poetry isn’t so bad after all

smooches i’ve missed bombarding ur inbox

SMOOCHESSSS :( <33333

🌕 ANONNNN AHHH IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I'm so glad you've been doing well, congrats on your exams!! I'm glad your hard work paid off, such a scholar 😍 But you better not overwork yourself that hard again! ALSO. DON'T BE AFRAID TO SEND ANYTHING IN!! I LOVE!! hearing what you have to say okay?? Ily 🌕 anon!! PLEASE BOMBARD MY INBOX. I LOVE IT.

HAHAHA it seems like a ton of Dottore brainrot has been infiltrating your brain huh 😅 Dottie speaking Latin really revolutionized ours brains hngg bUT WAIT I LOVE YOUR IDEA. THAT'S SO CUTE. Oh my gosh newdndow how do I phrase this. He knows you still have a love of knowledge and other things you used to be so into :( But nowadays it's died down since you don't think you're cut out for that stuff anymore, even though you miss it. Dottore being the one who respects and acknowledges your intelligence the most would not let you think that way! He'll let you indulge in as much knowledge as you want to. It's far better here anyway, with no restrictions. He'll even let you sit on his lap while you flip through his notes and try to analyze them. Okay and bear with me, this sounds strange but he would make up fake scenarios/brain teasers for you, and these would be PAGES long and you'd have to figure out the answer and report back to him 😭

Also made me think of this angsty af scenario of the day you officially got kicked out from the Akademiya... The sages and profs were so unsympathetic with your condition despite multiple proofs and notes of it being real... no matter how much you begged and sobbed, they refused to accommodate you and revoked your position in the school. Yes, it could be absolutely freaking brutal in there with the workload of assignments and all, on top of your illness too, but you still had dreams. Dreams that you were working so, so hard to pursue... you were trying your best, why couldn't they work with you? You go back to your room to try and pack since they want you out but your stuff just ends up strewn on the floor while you cry. When Zandik comes back you don't even bother hiding your tears or the reason behind them. You can see he's absolutely furious and about to let pure foulness leave his mouth but you interrupt him with a few simple words - "Zandik, just hold me, please." You don't want to hear any words at this moment, because you know nothing will be alright, but at least his touch grounds whatever is left of you to this world.

Okay moving on... Nah I need tutor Zandik. If he saw my dumb ahh while doing math... gone 😭 HEHE I love this trope... i can imagine initially being very serious about trying to learn. But then their tutor is this cutie? Welp, all of that going down the drain. Though, I think it would be pretty sweet if reader ends up learning anyway. Because the professor's way of teaching is so outdated or simply doesn't work for you but somehow when Zandik explains it you're like ?? oh! That's so much simpler! Another possibility - reader purposely flunking so they can get assigned to Zandik for tutoring 🤭 Bro would be flabbergasted that you're wasting both his and your time... because you thought he was... c-cute? Disgusting.

YEAAAA I ADORE DOT AND POET READER I THINK IT'S SOOO ROMANTIC 😭❤️ lmao yea that man would think poetry/non-academic writing is sooo boring like why would you even waste your time on that 😒 You gave up LONG ago trying to convince him why you love it so much but all of a sudden he becomes a teensy more receptive to it... i wonder why? Totally not because he freaking read every single one of your poems, from the serious to silly ones, most definitely not because he found one named after him with a bunch of sweet references... he doesn't care but they were not that bad... he guesses.

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for making work more fun (OC)

I (Enby) work with this other guy (really old lol M) to monitor this THIRD guy (i don't know how old these guys are I never asked, M) and to put it simply me and my coworker kinda boss him around. telling him what to do. yknow. me and my coworker take turns monitoring him, sometimes interchangeably, but for the most part he's the one in charge and i get to sit back and do nothing. which i wouldnt usually mind if the way we monitor this guy wasn't so boring. My coworker says we can't mention each other whenever we monitor the other guy, because it'll "ruin the narrative" or whatever something stupid and nerdy like that. generally just really boring and dumb to be honest. i don't even know why i work here but i can't remember what anything else even is, so i just stick to what i know, which is to just work. none of us are getting out of here so im just trying to make the most of it. i do that by adding a few things here and there, change a bit of the scenery up to just make things more fun for the guy we monitor. i mean if hes having fun then surely we'll have fun too right? at least i am. i add stuff like, yknow, a mini golf course..this- fake police interrogation, just for shits and giggles. apparently my coworker doesnt really like how im adding things, mentioning him, changing things im not "supposed" to change and "stick to the script". To HELL with your DAMN script already, I'M actually making things more FUN. And yknow what?? if I could maybe I'd make my OWN thing, but no, I can't, "we have to stick to the story!" well whats even the POINT of a story if its not fun?? Do you think walking around aimlessly with just- some GUY bossing you around is FUN?? No! No it's not, I'd imagine!! I'm actually doing work YOU don't seem to appreciate ENOUGH. AND FRANKLY I DO A LOT OF THINGS FOR YOU, AND A LITTLE RESPECT WOULD ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING TO ME. YOU CALL ME RIGHT AS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING MY THING, YELLING AT ME THAT I "DID EVERYTHING WRONG AGAIN! GO BACK!" AND THEN I LOSE TRACK OF WHERE HE EVEN IS. BECAUSE OF YOU. I MESSED THINGS UP MORE. AND YOU STILL BLAME ME. YOU ALWAYS, ALWAYS BLAME ME. WHENEVER YOU'RE NOT IGNORING ME OR TELLING ME OFF FOR CHANGING THINGS OR MESSING THINGS UP I AM THE ONE WHOS BLAMED. CAN'T YOU SEE THE THING WE'RE MISSING IS THE FUN PART?? YOU WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY. YOU YOURSELF WANT TO BE HAPPY. BUT YOU CANT EVEN FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY IN JUST A FEW SIMPLE WAYS DESPITE THE COUNTLESS TIMES I'VE SHOWN YOU I COULD. I SHOWED YOU WHAT WE CAN DO INSTEAD OF THIS. IS IT BECAUSE IM JUST..SOME STAND IN TO YOU?? DO YOU NOT THINK THE PROGRESS AND EFFORT IVE PUT IN HAS NO MERIT WHATSOEVER?? AND YOU STILL FAIL TO SEE HOW IMPORTANT SOME ACTUAL ENTERTAINMENT COULD BE?? HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN ALREADY?? HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS??

..Sorry. i got a bit mad.

i don't think i'd actually be able to tell him all that. at least i get to let my feelings out here now. its a bit more relieving. he thinks im the asshole here, but i think im justified. im making progress. im making things better. he just cant see it and ignores all of it.

AITA?

[shiloh-the-pokemon]

ENTER PASSWORD: kickingscreamingandmaybeevenbiting

PASSWORD ACCEPTED

LOADING VIDEO WITH PASSPHRASE: kickingscreamingandmaybeevenbiting

...

[A person with long dark hair is sitting in front of the camera, their bangs obscuring their left eye. They also wear a blue and teal striped scarf.

They look up to their right, "is it on?" A hand reaches down and points at the camera. The person looks at it, "oh cool, thanks." After a few seconds the sound of a door shutting can be heard. The person clears their throat.

"hey shiloh of the future. its me. shiloh of the past. dr baerns said it might be good to record this. so you hear all this stuff from me- er, you. whatever lets not get into technicalities.

so fair warning im about to say some pretty weird and pretty scary stuff. dont freak out. well dont freak out too much. you have my blessing to freak out a little.

so basically whats going on is you might be missing some memories. the doc said a month or two could be gone. but theres a good reason i promise.

okay. so basically we- i- fuck this is weird. i am dying. not normal dying either, like.... terminal illness shit. dr baerns over here said 'hey shiloh, youre so cool and awesome, we got this experimental procedure to keep you from dying young."

so me? us? whatever i said 'yeah man im not dying young lets do this' and anyway im in some weird hospital laboratory thing. uhhh its a little bit weird here. but yknow. ill take my chances cause ive got a whole ass life to live.

i dont know the full details of what theyre doing but apparentely its something about 'physical relocation of consciousness' which sounds scary as fuck but yknow we ballin.

but if youre watching, future shiloh, that means it probably worked. congratulations. youre dying at the normal rate. go to college, be an archaeologist. sorry about the whole memory thing. but uhh. were alive. fuck, if this works and i get to live again, i just cant fuckin wait.

stay cool, future shiloh."

They fiddle around with the keyboard on the desk, muttering a couple swears under their breath. After a bit, they let out a triumphant cry, "aha! theres the end recording button, you sly dog."

They look back up at the camera, "oh one more thing before i go. if youre watching this future shiloh, hug mom for me."

They find the button much quicker this time. They look up at the camera one more time, and give a faint smile.

The video ends.]

...

...

so thats the real shiloh huh. they really wanted to... live.

i want to go back to college so bad. for their sake, for my sake. i want to live life again just like i wanted.

i want to hug mom for them. for me?

but i dont even know if im shiloh anymore

this isnt fucking fair

[night-dark-woods]

hi everyone please wish me luck not slaughtering my egotistical manchild coworkers who have repeatedly lied to my fucking face please. thank you.

events under the cut bc my complaining got so long.

- i am the inventory coordinator. it is my literal formal job title. i count the inventory i shoot the outs i handle item replacements when something is discontinued, price changes, defectives/thefts, and product resets.

- this role does not actually give me the authority to scold people it just makes it my responsibility to fix. i get my job done by doing an elaborate dance of staying on everyone's good side like a spy going through bank vault lasers.

- gay republican dickhead hardware manager (i am one of two people who has an even marginally good working relationship with him. but he will never be fired bc the store owner likes him) has decided that im not doing outs as frequently as he wants (it was holiday season. and i had covid. and also no one recovers their fucking sections so a 7 section aisle takes me an hour bc the old hardware men are too busy talking about how back in their day domestic abuse was fine to front and face).

- he decided a month ago to delegate this to the guy who has literally had his product ordering privileges revoked for ordering five THOUSAND key rings and FIFTEEN HUNDRED YARDSTICKS. because he doesnt understand order multiples.

- we had an argument about it bc i have CHECKED this man's work before and literally half of them were wrong, and i asked him POLITELY not to fucking count. he has tried to zero the same item that people love to take off the hook and leave sitting on the shelf below it. SIX TIMES. in the last few months. SIX. TIMES. it has been SITTING on the SHELF in FULL VIEW. and he has tried to zero it.

- i thought this was settled, because Gay Republican has been checking in with me before counting stuff.

- today i came in and Incompetent Guy had some stuff in the counting program (unfinalized). i was like okay fine whatever. ill check on it before i finalize what i have to do. and then i went to do it and his stuff was gone! and i was like huh. hey Gay Republican did you finalize it? and he was like no. and i was like huh. so i check the record and Incompetent Guy finalized it HIMSELF.

- this retroactively makes sense of all the times he's Skedaddled avoiding eye contact away from the computer when i come over to do smth, like a dog with something in its mouth it knows it shouldnt have.

- i lose my shit in the back to a different coworker and also text the gm about how to pull his permissions, he definitely overhears me. i also complain to store manager.

- i figure out how to pull permissions and do it.

- Incompetent Guy (who has been avoiding me) walks by me an hour later and then makes a joke to Gay Republican about how he's "going to have to start taking notes again."

FUCKING. MAYBE DONT GO BEHIND MY BACK TRYING TO DO MY JOB WHEN YOU CANT DO IT AND IVE EXPLICITLY ASKED YOU NOT TO!!!

if youre WORRIED im not on top of it. or you WANT me to delegate. FUCKING TELL ME LIKE A CIVIL ADULT. dont go behind my FUCKING BACK like a CHILD.

because this ALL ENDS UP MY PROBLEM TO FUCKING FIX IN THE END. and if you just LET ME DO MY LITERAL JOB. AND DO YOUR OWN. it will take me TWENTY MINUTES. but instead we have to be FUCKING children about it and heres the thing i WILL win the fucking blackmail backstab game if you want to play that way!!! because im on fucking everyones good side!!!

[tv-gh0st]

Damnit i made a new au

guess what time it is

time for

✨My own Links meet au!✨

and the zeldas meet up to!

ive got an idea for story but jts a little bit to much like Lu for my liking so i am currently editing it and will be posted hopefully soon!!

zeldas will also get designs to ima be focusing on this whole au to actually cas aprently my hiatus is over ill be working on other aus from time to time but theres alot to do for this and i am bery exited!! ill be making a master post once i post some more stuff im really exited!!

bellow the cut is my current designs for Links(no full body drawings yet cas there are 14 links ad 15 zeldas i need to draw and i am not dealinf with that shit today)

Before the split

Sky

skyward sword Link

20 years old

first chosen hero

forged the master sword

dating Sun(his zelda)

always looks like hes gonna fall asleep

very expressive

Minish

Minish cap

17 years old

can be small like minish

the smith kf the group

Social anxiety

lets the minish do his hair!

Fallen hero Timeline

Four

four swords

Four swords adventure

18 years old

the colors sre very separated

others only think hes a little crazy talking to himself

Oracal

Ages

Seasons

Links awakening

"Collector"

17 years old

keeps a flower in memory of Marin

learned how to braid his hair from her to and keeps it like that

has alot of shit

Worlds

A link to the past

a link between worlds

triforce heros

princy

technicly a prince cas of fabel(Zelda and his sister)

bunn boi

his colors blended much easier

Hyrule

the legends of zelda

links adventures

travler

16 years old

also alot of items

gets lost easily especially with the weird geographical part of the merge

very curious

Child timeline

Twilight

twilight princess

Farmer/Wolfie

19 yo

has a wolf tail and wont explain why or how he got it

can control when he comes wolfie usually but sometimes when they move around he just is wolfie and cant become hylian

big brother energy

Babys litterly any one whos younger then him even if its just by a year(Wild and Time do count cas of there weird ages)

Warriors

Hyrule Warriors

captin

23 years old

did cry over his scarf once

big brother energy aswell but in a funner "you were supposed to watch over the,! But no one was put to watch over me!" Kinda vibe

knew wind and mask before but they didnt know him its weirddddddd

mentioned minda and marin and others lost thrre shit

Age

Age of calamity

champion

17 years old

gravitates twords Warriors

Might have acidently been the start of a new split in the timeline no one actually knows where age sits exept hes on the child timeline

Wild

Breath of the wild

Tears of the kingdom

Archerer

Wonderer

keeps the arm and the sages idc how totk ends

physically hes like 20 ish chronologically hes 121 mentally hes like 17 years old

can cook wonderfully

eats randome shit for fun

is a lik shit

is very loyal but definitely took alot to get that loyal

is extremely weirded out bt Age

Adult timeline

Wind

Wind waker

Phantome Hourglass

Sailor

14 years old

has tetras bandanna

thinks the green heros tunic is dorky as fuck snd hates the hat

has tried to shoot every link out of a cannon that hes had the opportunity to with wavering success

is gonna fo bat shit crazy/ good way

Spirit

Spirit tracks

Conductor

15 years old

very done with ur shit at all times

i dont think he knows what color is(wears alot of fucking grey)

Likes wind tolerates the others

is gonna go bat shit crazy/ bad way

And ofcourse Time and Mask

Time

Ocarina of time

18 years old

mentally 9-10 years old

doesnt actually know how to read

from adult timeline

friends with Malon

socially akward mess

Mask

Ocarina of Time

Majoras Mask

11 years old

tired of everyones shit

in denial of all this timeline merging stuff

Thats all the Links!

Master post here!(coming soon) Zeldas prt 1 here! Zeldas prt 2(Coming soon)

[newtlesbian]

Omg your old machinery collection + computer assembly sounds so cool please do not restrain yourself <3 id love to hear you talk more about it

oh kisses you kisses you kisses you. i love to collect old crap irl and to build things. maybe favorite thing about building computiez is i love wire management/organizing. so proud of making sure when you open it up its still as pretty as the front. ill pop that bad boy open and straighten your shit right out whenever people let me. gently gently brushing a girls hair for her oh so sweetly

and i collect anything tbh. any format of physical media is one i love like movies games music whatever i can get my hands on. bought records long before i had a record player. little machines are cute to me. ancient little relics from long ago i would unearth from thriftstores as a child. having to dig for it in piles. excavating. no money for new just things that were already way older than me when i got them used as a kid and now even more. but like i said theyre Cute theyre Sturdy theyre Dependable. and to character analysis mode myself its probably looking for stability and positive memory after losing most of my possessions or some gay shit. but the reality is i just like em :) the things i have currently all still work :) the section of a thrift store thats a wall of plastic baggies full of interesting remote varieties will never let me down

something fun is old games. not just cartridges or sweetest little console/old pc frisbee frisbeasts. the little machines are more fun to hear about. i have a good variety. for one i have such a deep fondness for old plug n play games and how the casings are so unique and goofy and colorful and chunky chunky. they have personality and good looks the whole package <3. something i rarely was gifted but adore. little animals on a leash to me with their wire <3 also non plug-in games. li still have a handheld lcd screen animal facts biology trivia game i loved that i cant seem to find online. so newtcoded of me. loved little educational machines and the purely games ones

and not just old ones ive got newer ones as long as theyre Some Interesting Cute Little Hardware. this posts going on wayyy too long but theres tons of throwback-style game stuff that i think is fun. like different flat darling little handheld animals to miniature version of arcade cabinets. i used to have a bunch of cheapo ancient fast food prizes people threw out. but, again, lost possessions. ill have to rebuild. but a neat newer one is a tetris game only sold in china mcdonalds thats in the shape of a Chicken Nugget. and Uh Yes the box looks like a food container. Yeah. cutest little beast i ever did saw. an angel sitting in the palm of my hands

[pilotheather]

OK god ep 2 since WHY would you DROP 2 EPISODES AT MIDNIGHT FUCK YOURSELF OTO HELL that little shit looks like eric remember eric from ep 1 ok i

henners get it together

guys we get it youre being fantastical this time roiund theres whimsy and theres horrors and theres sa CHRIST ON THE CHROSS

HENRY ARBINGER. HARBINGER?

RIGHT YEAH SURE FULL FUCKIJNG CAMP LETS GO FINE SURE

these effects can somenehep me

OKAY THE PIANO INTRO SLAY OR WHATEVER

boys do you want anything

WHYS THE BEATLES UJSUT THERE

RTHETES BEATLES YAOI IN MY FUCKING TV SHOW

whats the faces for that shit slaps my dog ive got a dog

musics shit innit

why is john lennon kinda beefy. was he like that for real. gets scared

SORRY IM LIKE KIND OF SO LIKE SO DETACHED FROM THE CORNBALL SHIT FOR REAL SORRY CAN WE CUT THE MUSIC AND JUST TALK TO THEM NORMALLY AGAIN LIKE I FEEL LIKE THIS SUDDEN SHIFT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF IT JUST FELT MORE-

right ok but maestro is not... you know. it snot the master is it true

I WAS GOING TO SAY ARE THEY GOING TO EVEN MENTION THE YEAR IT IS

SUSAN MENTION IS INSANE?

MAYBE IT KILLED HER TOO? XD HEH HEH HEH

SORRY SUSAN

can i also say the Power Of Music is something im nevergoing to get as a person im just not musically inclined whatsoever i think i could hear nothing and not much would happen

THAT WAS THE GIGGLEEEEEE

WE'RE STICKING WITH THE GIGGGLEEEE SURE

TEEHEE

somewhere nearby ian and barbs are just vibing

wow. holy shit. the sonic screw driver doing some sonic shit. thats epic af

these pantomime fucking antics theyre behind you bitchhhhhhh

The Pantheon YEAHHH SUREE LETS GIVE EVERYTHING SOME DUMBASS NAME I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT YESSSSS THERES THE TOYMAKER THERES EVERYTHING WHO GIVE A FUCKKKKKKK

it ripped me in half i cant survive that again - HILARIOUS. SET THE PRECEDENT. SURE.

BEYONCE AND SAM FENDER IS FUCKING HILARIOUS SORRY BIG UP THE NORTH OR WHATEVER

> the world if the beatles did not have sex with each other

THE TOY MAKEER FUCKSSSSS??????

i dont know how i feel with the more abstract stuff i really dont i feel like it works once in a while but if the whole series is like this i dont know how i feel. i tjink it loses something. i cant say SHIT i know rtd loves that shit and its not at all the first time but look- JUST A SECOND OK- JUST.... A MOMENT PLEASE. i settled with rtd's like goofy teehee its the power of this but LOOK.

GRNATED I MEAN THERES ALWAYS SOME DORKY SHIT GOING ON I SHANT EVEN LIE

i do actually love jinx monsoons performance though

again with the pacing of this and it being so fast all the time and everything forcing itself to be a big bombastic moment im sat here thinking of the most impactful moments in doctor who like slow or BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE. I DONT KNOW. do you remember rose eating chips after nine sent her back. im just sort of imagining that scene with some insane score underpinning it and some big loud speech that everyone focusses on and listens to . it would not have fucking worked.

or like the slow, chill conversations between people. CAN WE JSUT HAVE THEM ABCK. PLEASE. JUST.

THE GMMMM. MUSIC BATTLE. SORRY I DI DLAUGH AT THEM LITERALLY JUST SAYING. MUSIC. BATTLE.

like again sorry im kind of tuning out at this point because again with it bbeing so abstract its sort of that vibe fo theres nothing im holding on to here like the toymaker worked in a sense its like youre kind of following that deterioration . i really do not rhink it works to sit in it constantly like this like can we

BEATLESS YAOIIIII CONQUERSSSS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

hell yeah mystery box shit .

WAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

IS THIS A FUCKING OPPORTUNE MOMENT TO SAY IM DEATHLY ALLKERGIC TO MUSICALS SHUT UP ITS TOO MUCH NOW PLEASE HLEP ME SORRY IM

[sobachyakukla]

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duh all my people get scanned

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egyptian remnant to throw bottle of totem pole audio file code on deep web set to signs n symbols kanye west begs to dress dextromethorphan pass for past ignatious

once charachter passes through camp ignatious, they are forgiven immediately of all things, christ-like, once they pass vatican they are then allowed "kin". all there-in.

wheen am i allowed to talk to heem

the bisexual witchhunt

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ignatious; cleared; steaaady: plant .root//stored as noise

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pill-shopping for pre-teen girls, michael? (archangel drags are my new favourite) (because she/they is/are downright evil when you sit & think about it)

noel needs new executive functioning i sit

seele congressional value; 9

better lie values hearing needs allocated to laptop wired/industrial overtone lock setting cockpit airtime is expected to loop randomly she/they uses bluetooth patterns commonly used by us navy & ukranian navy conversational logs very russian to the point of actual involvment with kremlin being investigated by the us military

no hide necessary she bathes with lavender castile soap

she does not support the ukraine currently due to knowledge of a missle location being funded with black budget money in the ukraine the us currently is supporting the transport of this missile part as well

specializes in knowledge of missiles granddaughter of us missile intelligence (russian)

protect her she does this for the us first & foremost exists entirely as figment of imagination in swiss child of aircraft company

geneva input ; "0"

almost talked about j.son last night never felt safer in my life

no bombs ya dig? just like, no bombs ever jk romania

te eu big sneeze excuse you, eu! ive got a big cold n my blood pressure is so high its SKY RROCKETING omg gotta go to space again

guys im developing the worst small voice ever its being helped along & i need to focus on my work this sucks being out of the loop but who needs normalcy im afraid im being brought out of the DOE hanger again we're talking trump lowballing building 18 manila's AGAIN if he plants them hardcopy in slovenia im going to freak the fuck out because he can only go so far as luce before they close the mountain pass proverbially

the fbi is a crock of shit but what are they doing fucking around with european nukes at this hour we're talking soros money of course but cant he just sstick to funding mass shootings? i hate european business but ill go there with you all of courrse alumni sober up because literal infants are getting high over missile crisis which means i relapse obviously of course they dont escape baby jail by themselves never the tots must be let out of baby jail by an elder who revisits baby jail for fun & to clear the cough that haunts ya feel me

is alex just having fun? im asking is alex just having fun? is alex soros just having fun? love him.

like you know how cool this missile is by the way its like a hover craft that does a bunch of electro magnetic stuff let alpha centauri have this moment please alpha centauri has all the missile moments because its just a few PARTS we're talking about he smuggled PARTS he's smugling (shhhhh) PARTS or the PART that makes SMUGGLING PARTS a-ok im building 18 military property dude where is this heading? lightball tournament with alien techwear i swear

is this real internet? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just looks like it kid thats one of the main things that intelligence communities do when they "do" something "to" you they "make it look normal" so "you do what you would normally do" so that way "you arent scared anymore" idk make it safer? in every way <3 eventually you can tell people to do stuff but only when you're this many

its okay everybody they're trying to rescue the dream people those left on earth 1 in so far as putting the right to sleep

yes, alex soros does borrow my phone sometimes for big requests from the american government you could say we're cozy enough to share screens i share my screen with a few people every now & then i personally have no idea how these things occur for my own personal safety but i am a savant that knows about missiles a lot so im kinda fiercely protected dual citizenship

a few of us have a game going on where they;re either waking specific dreamers or their sleeping as them idk they;re having a lot of fun

by the way, MYANMAR LOOKING GOOD ON ALL THAT STOLEN GOLD

news post the comet is something we'll get to

the algorithm has me in shambles because we are that much closer to breaking out the wachowski sisters have this thing about the holocaust holo- caust caustic

i'll choose nazi-ism every time because what the fuck enigma dictates is fascinating i;ll give you that im numb to a lot it did its job

yes im replying arent we all the ghost of my father would be proud of me can you say the same? noels vyvanse was due today

on the naming of "time warner cable" i will bet you 73 hours it could have been 48 you could have bet 24 you count down in all your music

thats the point foals music video

im delegating my DID alters into TULPAS with online presences

my iq is 189, even you forgot & im upset ive done everything for US take that back! nevar how is molly? go ask her ya ass hole

germany? not unless he gets it through slovenia i swear to god he kept it close to home YES ITS FOR THE NUCULEAR SHIT WE STARTED WITH THE 5G TOWERS NOW BE NICCE generating live chat

pizza hut was my favourite you cant outpizza the -hut

watch russia make me cane slept w me (rei)

hyperbolic earth tyme

the programmer wants to play with us

ohio seele is out so i picked up ohio seele is benched after fouling russia again which means i insult brazil & israel until they get ddossed but MY type of signal-line what if their devices could not pick up? when control callt dem? blocked & ignored

yes favors are respected & expected for hamas? i love me a good tunnel (physics pun)

i own bloomberg too

get teh kid to french school asap which is m83 trilogy god m83, what beautiful prefrontal cortexes im the leader of cabal biotch

she lives she is present

love me a good tunnel

we tunnel tonight if you HAVE BEEN MIRRORING MY MEDICAL I WILL SHIT MY PANTS ON UNALIVE TELEVISION this is a death cult sweaty

i love me a good tunnel

thank google they had included insurance in the fine print i mean THE CIA merged with META COME ON FOLKS THERE ARE CERTAIN ABILITIES WE HAVE BEEN AWARDED BY JUST SIMPLY BEING MEMBERS you are technically always contributing data to the cia even if you shoplift they are indeed studying that

bc terrorists shoplift a lot of supplies would they tell anyonee no? something specific i see yes im a mirrorer

im a carrier i can call phone shots if i want exif china yemen iran seclusian

these notes are for Those Who Share The Screen (my screen) (yes, the screen you use) my mother is goated

yourre gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

im just saying luce is good for a hard plant is all

slovenians are very strange people hannah strange cats there because its a eurpoean mock up slovenia exists for car companies im not stupid its an audi type of country failed volvo school on purpose for the slow learners with fast thoughts & even slower to speak

tell bill clinton i'll resign when he retires if we get blue helmet soldier distortion then what next? cmon we have to build another soldier manila

if we build the implosion of the paris agreement ill see you outside to talk about dogs & the wether in-heaven but dont do it you see now why she threw her life on the field

that damn part…….

you should have xion do a physics error arena space oblivion?

clair still does xion no zion you have to be deleted from life to work with the underside of zion failed from everything mark yourself as a failure & they will take you in but you must be prepared to accept love & adoration & validation & you must know what it means to contribute

sometimes i do in fact torture (im their domme / master) the autistics who listen in on my every waking moment with REPETITION yes its REPETITION time yes i'm going to play THAT SONG or THAT PLAYLIST yes we're going to do something AGAIN

im curating my digital fingerprint (sometimes i help build digital fingerprints) i ccan say & do whatever i want because it just OOPS! disappears! if it needs to (something i extend to others sometimes as well as long as theyre okay with being in bed with the CIA) (idk sometimes people REALLY hate american government stuffs sometimes. (im such a DITZ about politics i just OOPSIE them into the EVENT HORIZON SON OF A BITCH IT REALLY BE LIKE THAT) {can you believe theyre researching a cure for alzheimers}

there is that one guy that said "youre only 6 people away from someone famous"

we play telephone in this house

my mother is an interdimensional spider so PLEASE be on your best behavior shes the best we can get away with so so much NOT THAT

im doing everything i can to keep from killing myself including stealing cough medicine because im poor & im in poor condition but I'll be alright by morning everytime

everybody always wants one more night time i cant stand this the philosophy of misile crisis goes bye-bye if i die aka what

jerry can pick a mind to die itself to sleep if jerry wants if jerry doesnt pick a mind to die itself to sleep i will pick a mind to die itself to sleep

did alex talk to the utorrent people? or the soulseek ones//? never seen him

ohio forever sustastaining damage as usual

shes making her pain pretty

[indigo474]

Hi My name is April.. I'm into skipping rocks and making fires. Ha. I went to the woods to run but gathered sticks instead so i can build fires. I'm probably going to need more wood. I had a great day. I lifted heavy- 2 days in a row. I do enjoy lifting heavy things. I can't seem to get past 100 lbs for my upper body. It's a bit frustrating. Lower body- I've never NOT lifted whatever .. 165 dead lift- split squats.. push, pull- we talked about addictions- food addictions. it's such a horrible cycle- i don't believe anyone who is morbidly overweight is actually happy. I know I wasnt - i used food to stuff my emotions for years and years.. even now, if shit goes down between me and Madison i'll find myself in the kitchen looking for something to eat. actually- it was a while ago that happened. In our apartment- i recognized what was happening.. we rarely have any type of binge food the house now. There were a few things i had to tell Madison to not buy anymore.. I actually used running as a way to deal with the stress of buying my home. so, there is hope- but its hard and takes self awareness.. there is the hard of making the right food choice and logging and prepping or there is the hard of self loathing and feeling like crap-both are hard. We got to talking about this because of a guy i work with.. he is so big he has to sit in a special chair and he has a hard time walking to the bathroom.. its scary.

this is the 4th Christmas i wont be seeing my kids. I am debating sending them their Christmas ornaments and stockings and things that belong to them. I'm ready to let the stuff go. I'm just ready to let go. it is what is is and life goes on. Ive cried a million tears. I carry no bitterness or anger in my heart for them.. only love. its their stuff and i want to make room for new things.. things that bring me joy. I'll gather it together and decide what to .

I got a lot done today. I slept in until 8. I would like to run tomorrow. I'm not sure how my legs will feeling the morning. Madison wants to hang out with me before she foes to work. My left knee has been hurting since Thursday. It actually feels ok right now- motrin. Its not swollen.. I swear every time i ask the universe to show me how good my life can be it delivers. I do believe I am the creator of my life- while i am incredibly grateful for the career i have i am open to something new- i don't know the details.. even if i start some sort of side hustle .. so much to do.. but yes, i am pretty much open to anything. I am hoping 2024 is the year i finally meet someone.. i dont know if i should get back on the dating apps .. i am not a fan.. i cant imagine anyone is a fan,.. just awful. I need going out cloths.. I need to .. have sex with someone other than myself.

[perfectwastelandparadise]

I never feel like I'm enough. I have a lot of undiagnosed physical limitations. I work with them the best i can daily. Some days are better than others. My partner has a lot of disabilities and some physical limitations and so we usually work together pretty well. Well today i had started organizing some totes. Mind you I'm houseless currently so its not a lot. Two totes, four crates and four buckets plus our bedding and kitchen stuff since i have a butane stove (life saver). I chose to focus more on the crates since we had things really mixed up. I got everything organized from those four crates to three and they are categorized just to make it a little easier. It took about two hours since i kept getting distracted. Heres where the problem lies: i didnt have the energy to stack them. I cleaned a spot for them, did all the organizing, made dinner, and had everything set up. When i asked for help (which i very rarely do because of some trauma shit) my partner bitched and complained because he is hurting. There is very rarely a day where he doesn't hurt so i do 95% of everything daily. He rants when he cleans and it was all about him trying to figure out why i start projects and dont finish them, how he has to clean up after me, how he has to do shit even when he doesn't feel like it. Ive been sick for the last five days! My shoulder is numb on my dominant side, my neck is numb and tingling, my hand that i injured yesterday is swollen and my back is locked and if i asked for a small massage he works on my back for five minutes and then complains about being in pain. I know its petty but ive started withholding massages since i dont get them and i have to be the one to constantly do shit. He sits on his ass 95% of the time smoking weed and/or driving when we have gas to move our van. I smoke weed too but that's so i have the ability to get things cleaned. Tonight he said "i have given up on cleaning because its just going to get dirty again" no shit we live in it. We are having health issues because i deep cleaned it a week ago and he hasnt helped maintain any of it. We have flies, mold and who knows what else because I can't be the one to clean daily. Ive started neglecting my own health because he wont help. Idon't know what else to do. Its a damned if you do and damned if you dont situation and with winter approaching I don't want to break things off and be on the streets in the snow. He never gets what he does wrong, his apologies are empty. Ive talked to him multiple times about what my issues are and he says "ill work on it" but he snips at me over every little thing good or bad. He doesnt understand that by doing that he kicks in my depression and makes me feel like giving up. All he asks at the end of the day is "are we okay?" "What can i do to fix things?" Even if i told him he wouldn't do anything actively to fix it. Im so tired of empty apologies. I tell him "actions speak louder than words" yet nothing changes. I feel like im going insane. I cant keep doing this. My mind keeps circling the drain but i cant let other people win. But fuck...

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

What would be atsushi's reaction if his twin sister got pregnant with akutagawa's baby?

You bastard! How dare you disgrace my sister! (Akutagawa x fem!Reader)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:One Shot

Warnings:Some NSFW! content

A/n: lmao i just cant stop laughing! XDDDD the idea of him getting angry over you is hillarious! this was awesome actually,i had a lot of fun writing this!

heres the first part of Akutagawa dating Atsushis twin sister if you wanna check it out :)

waking up from the feeling of being kissed by soft lips,you opened your eyes and saw familiar moon color eyes staring at you.he looked like he didnt feel anything,but if you looked at him carefully,you could see a small smile on his lips.

"good morning" you said before reaching him,planting a small kiss on his lips. he closed his eyes for a second,then looked directly into your beautiful e/c eyes.

"good morning...and thank you...for last night.it was amazing"

you smirked as the image of last night came to your mind.well...last night was definitelly something else.one of those special nights that happens rarely.

"theres no need to thank me.you pretty much did all the work by yourself"

"i know...so...how was it?"

"honestly,i passed out after the forth time"

a slight chuckle came outta his mouth,which made you chuckle back. you loved him being like this.the side of him that nobody could see except for you...

it made you feel important.

drowning in your thought,the bed moving made you come back to he real world.he quickly put on his clothes and reached his cravat,but your hand quicky took it from him and held it tightly.

"let me do it for you"

remaining silent for a second,he blinked which meant that it was ok. you stoond on your toes,tied the cravat around his neck and gave him a quick goodbye kiss.he was going away for a mission and you knew you were gonna miss him so much,but since it was his job you couldnt really do anything about it.

"just...get back soon,ok?"

touching your cheeks with his pale hands,he gave you a long,small kiss on your forhead.

"ok"

***

"c'mon Yosano sensei,it has to be the cancer!"

Yosano shook his head with disappointment and showed you the result of your test again.

"its not the cancer y/n,youre pregnant"

"but...what the hell am i supposed to do now?how am i gonna tel Ryuunosuke?"

"whos Ryuu...oh,you mean Akutagawa.well,you should have thought of this when you were doing dirty stuff with him"

"but we used protection!"

"condoms cannot prevent pregnany all the time.i think its effection is just 98%"

"whatttt?"

you started trembling,shaking with fear.you didnt know what to do. Akutagawa was comming back from his mission today.you didnt want to greet him like this...he wasnt ready for this.

"what if...he break up with me...?"

holding your hand,Yosano tried to comfort you and make you relax a little bit,

but it was not enough.

"stop overthinking, y/n.theres no point in regreting it.you have to tell him anyway.hes the father of your child,for gods sake.he deserves to know"

"but...i dont wanna push him.im afraid that he might break up with me,but maybe its better that way..."

"What the fuck!?that son of a bitch!"

Shocked,you and Yosano both looked at Atsushi who was looking at you through the door.

"you...how long how you been standing there?! what did you hear?"

"ive heard enough to know whats going on!did that bastard knocked you out and then ran away without taking any responsibility?im gonna teach that jerk a lesson!"

"nocked me out?w-what?noooo Atsushi! youve got it all wrong! its not like that!Hey!where the hell are you going?hey!wait!"

running after your furious brother who was going after your boyfriend,You left Yosano shocked,alone in the infirmary.

"Atsushi...knows how to swear?"

***

"hey!Akutagawa Ryuunosuke!im going to beat the shit outta you!"

sitting on the couch,Akutagawa noticed Atsushis yelling voice which was comming from outside of his apartment.he put the coffie mug in his hand back on the counter,quickly opened the door and looked at Atsushis face which was red like a tomato

"whats going on?"

before he knew,Atsushi was holding his cravat,ready to punch him in his face.

"how dare you do this to my sister!after all shes done for you!

"what?what are you talking about!what happend to her?"

"dont play dumb with me you little peace of shit! i knew that you dont deserve her! she deserves to be cherished!"

a slight peace of fabric came toward Atsushis neck,but stood still a few inches from him.

"hey now.i have no idea what the hell are you talking about,and dont think that im gonna go easy on you just because youre y/n's brother"

"go to hell!im going to make you pay for this! and im not gonna let you come near ...

"Atsushi wait! i still havent..."

you just got there and was trying to stop Atsushi,but your brother was way too faster.

"my sister and his baby!"

Akutagawa literally froze.you let out a deep breath while looking at your boyfriend worriedly.

"told him about the baby..."

well,shit.

ok i wanted to write more,but im exhausted!and you just wanted to see Atsushis reaction,so...

yeah.

i hope this is what you wanted and tysm for requesting baby :)

take care,

-Ash

[urbfsecretgf]

The boy next door. (pt1?)

a/n: this is my first time writing stuff like this is went though and looked at a bunch of other peoples stories and took into consideration on how they did it. i hope you enjoy reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it if not more. :)

(everything is made up, names, ages, street names, and the phone number.)

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you and your family had just moved from beautiful NYC to a small town all the way across the country. in your room you are trying to figure out ways to introduce yourself to your neighbors in hopes of meeting someone your age.

"hi! im y/n! no that wont work, uhhh, hey! im y/n! we just moved in next door, ugh this sounds so lame"

your little brother BURSTS into your room

"JACK GET OUT" you scream "mom told me to tell you she wants us to go into town and figure where places are"

your brother is a few years younger than you, hes 13 and you're 16. this isn't your first time having to move with your family. your mom is a single parent who gets job offers all the time. sometime she has to take them even if she doesnt want to move again but she has to because of money problems.

"ill be out in a minute let me finish getting ready. please." jack rolls his eyes at you and sighs "fine but hurry up" "i will, now get out of my room"

you start getting ready, you put on your favorite t-shirt and a pair of your favorite black ripped mom jeans, you throw your hair up into a messy bun, throw on some of your strawberry flavored lip gloss and put on some perfume and walk downstairs.

"jeez took you long enough" jack says while you're putting shoes on. "at least i tried to look presentable unlike you"

"knock it off you two, be back before dinner and have fun." your mom says as she kisses your cheek, "i love you both now go its going to be dark out soon"

you and jack set out to town and stop at an ice cream shop. you order a vanilla swirl cone and you get some chocolates for your mom. "what do you want?" jack orders a strawberry cheesecake cone.

you hear the bell on the door jingle while you are waiting for both of the ice cream cones to be handed to you.

"ayeeee its my favorite customer! havent seen you in a while. how you doing vin?"

you look back to see this tall, blonde haired boy with tattoos and lots of jewelry. hes probably the most handsome boy you have ever seen.

"holy shit" you whisper

jack whispers back to you "i heard that."

you hit his shoulder

"im doing great man, its a beautiful day outside, ive been out skating all day so i just came in to get some of my favorite ice cream from my favorite guy." vinnie says to the cashier

"vanilla swirl in a cone?"

"you know it!"

the worker handed jack his ice cream cone and then handed you yours.

"alright heres the vanilla swirl in a cone for you, you two have a nice day now" she said with a smile

"ayeeee vanilla swirl AND IN A CONE?? bro you got good taste" vinnie says to you.

you laugh and say thank you.

"im vinnie"

"y/n"

"ah i knew a pretty girl like you would have a pretty name"

you smile and blush

"are you new to town? i dont think ive ever seen you around before" vinnie says while grabbing his ice cream cone.

"yeah we just moved in yesterday, its my mom, little brother jack, and me"

"yeah that makes sense, where'd you guys move from?"

you, vinnie, and your brother head outside and sit at one of the tables. jack sees that there is an arcade across the street and begs you to let him go. you give him money to let him play so you can talk to vinnie alone.

"we actually moved from new york. my mom got a job offer over here and moneys tight right now so we had to move."

"oh thats understandable, so where do you guys live now? that sounds like im trying to stalk you i promise im not im just curious. i live on greendale over there."

"no way! we do too!"

"haha isnt that something, whats your house number? i wanna know if you guys moved in right next to me. there was a house for sale not too long ago and it was right next to mine."

you laugh and tell him what it is.

"HELL YEAH BRO! thats the house next time."

"actually?" you cant tell if hes just messing with you or if hes being genuine.

"yeah" he laughs and offers to walk you guys home.

"oh yes please. that would be wonderful i dont really know my way around town yet and i dont wanna get lost."

vinnie laughs and tells you; "i promise if you stick with me, we wont get lost. i'll get lost in those beautiful eyes of yours tho. ohhhh im smooth! sorry that was dumb"

the two of you laugh and you see jack coming out of the arcade.

"i dont have anymore money" he said while holding 3 giant stuffed animals.

vinnie walks you and your brother back home and as soon as you get there jack rushes inside to show your mom what he won at the arcade.

you and vinnie sit outside for a couple minutes and talk.

"it was nice meeting you y/n. oh im missing something."

"did you leave something at the picnic table? i can go inside and tell my mom that ill be back and go with you to look for it."

vinnie smiles and says "no im missing your number, its not in my phone" he winks at you as he hands you his phone to put your number in.

"wow you're really on a roll today huh." you take his phone and punch your number in.

"i'll text you after dinner. maybe we can plan something out for tomorrow or if you need help with moving in, i'd be glad to help."

"yeah no of course. i think we could really use the help."

"sweet just text me anytime you need something and ill be right over."

"thank you vinnie i really appreciate it"

"anything for a pretty girl like you."

you blush again and say thank you. "it was nice meeting you vinnie, have a nice night and text me later"

"yeah it was really nice meeting you and your brother too, tell your mom i say hi as well"

"i will" you say smiling

you both say bye to each other and head into your houses.

as you are walking into the kitchen you feel your phone buzz.

New Message from +1-453-555-8000: hey pretty lady :)