#cant fucking do it broooo

[gayspock]

i havent been to the gym since i moved out & i wanna get active again but fr -_- i feel like everything is too much faff, too expensive or something that will bore me to tearssssss

[pachimation]

a secret rendezvous in fontaine

[biolums]

god i really just am. so mentally ill that i barely function as a person

[song-tam]

i havent listened to thank u by ateez in literal months and then i did for the first time in a while today and i am wailing lying on my floor

[mr-urple]

IM FUCKING TWEAKING

New PFP/Banner!

[willingcannibalvictim]

i love how Guiding Light from Doors is like “whoopie! you died! here’s why, be sure to do [ ] in order for that to not happen again. now get back out there, sweetheart!” and Sebastian from Pressure is like “BROOOO i cant believe you died to that stupid fucking bitch. here’s your fucking file or whatever, gods damned loser.”

[rapidhighway]

BROOOO I was fucking around with my blog theme and I tried doing something (<- no knowledge of any code or anything tbh) but i fucked up and now whenever you try to load my blog this guy just flashes for like a second and then it loads PLS DSFBDFSEGHSRDFFHDYHFB

AND I CANT GET RID OF HIM!!!!!!!!

[lliminall]

excerpts from the group chat | pannacotta fugo x reader

tags: fem reader, implied sexual activity, copious amounts of swearing, borderline crack but I know in my heart they would be this annoying irl

Fuck Heads

Group Chat with Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga & Guido Mista

iMessage

Tuesday 4:34 PM

Guido Mista they didn’t have salsa I got u ketchup

Narancia Ghirga ok fuck u

Guido Mista they’re both tomatoes idk why ur bitching

Narancia Ghirga Im not brining ur beer now ur fucking on ur own

Guido Mista please daddy? 🥺

Narancia Ghirga jk princess I got it

Guido Mista fugo I am headed over now be there in 10

Narancia Ghirga be there in 20 running late

4:47 PM

Guido Mista bro I’m here let me in

Guido Mista are u shitting?? open up I’m here

Narancia Ghirga its cus u brought us fucking ketchup instead of salsa

Narancia Ghirga jusy call him hes probably getting his dick wet again

Guido Mista we talked about this he does not have a girlfriend. he is a fucking incel narancia

Narancia Ghirga i was there last week I heard moaning. I told u

Guido Mista then it was porn u dumb fuck

Guido Mista open the FUCKING door

Narancia Ghirga bro literally what are u doing let us IN

Pannacotta Fugo I will fucking kill both of you

Pannacotta Fugo Stop banging on the fucking door.

Guido Mista LET US INNNNN

Narancia Ghirga wtf let us in???

Pannacotta Fugo I’ll let you in but do not speak to her. She’s studying in my room just mind your business

Guido Mista SHE????

Narancia Ghirga BRO ACTUALLY WAS GETTIN IT WET LMAOOO

Guido Mista and why can’t we meet her??

Pannacotta Fugo You fucking organisms. You are not pestering my girlfriend.

Narancia Ghirga BRO

Guido Mista BROOOO

Guido Mista also ok rude

Narancia Ghirga he cant bring her out cus he wiped her out with his 10 inch schlong

Guido Mista u don’t even have a girlfriend ur just embarrassed we caught u jacking off

Pannacotta Fugo I’m coming outside and I’m bringing a fucking weapon

Narancia Ghirga is that why u had us bring some much food I thought u we’re trying to bulk up wasnt gonn a judge tho

Guido Mista my man 💯💯💯

Guido Mista proud of u now let us the fuck in

Guido Mista the food is getting cold bro open the fucking door

7:28 PM

Guido Mista night bro would have gave u ur goodnight kiss but ur girlfriend was right there

Narancia Ghirga wheres my goodnight kiss

Guido Mista come here bby girl i got it for u right here

Pannacotta Fugo You will be two brown stains on the floor by the time I'm done with you

Narancia Ghirga pee ur pannts

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iMessage

7:45 PM

Narancia Ghirga fugo got his dick sucked today. by a real girl

Bruno Bucciarati Why are you telling me this

Narancia Ghirga just thougth u might like to know

message read at 7:47 PM

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iMessage

7:50 PM

Narancia Ghirga abbachio guess who i saw layin pipe tonight

This user has blocked your number. You are unable to call or text this number at this time.

Narancia Ghirga fugo

Narancia Ghirga dammit

[aquaticgoblinking]

i feel strongly about this.

incest shippers i hope you all kill yourselves or get help to stop doing it because its disgusting

[lotus-pear]

actually what this means is that you should do smth in the style of old fashion yaoi doujinshi

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME😭😭 BROOOO I CANT BE GOOGLING THAT SHIT AS A REF LMFAO IM GONNA GET FLAGGED

[trashbins-stuff]

MY THOGUHTS THE ENTIRE TME

June 5ht is my brithdya so im gona start playing ball eveyr of my brtihdya now

HES STARTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER GETITNG TORUTTED EVERYDAY

THE ROCKET BC HE ESCAPED BY ROCKET OMZ

MITSI>?!?!?!?

SHEPARD>!?!?

OMFG I LVOE THE ITNENET

OMFG OMFG OMFG STEVEN THAT GUY THE CORNDOG GUY

This should be little victim’s adventure haha XP! Lol

HE GRAYED>!?!??!?!? OH YM GOD ITS ALL BECAUSE OF POLLUITON THIS ENTIRE TIME!

Omz omz omz it’s the SPARKLE it’s the..the SPARKLE MAKE MITSI>!?!?!?

Victim has trauma, theyre lterllay HYEPRVENTILAITNG

I HATE pollution

FUCK THEYRE HYPERVENTILATING AGAIN WHAT THE GELL

WHERE R THOSE CURSOR COMIGN FORM

THEY TLEIRLLAY HAVE PTSD (I wood kno)

I LVOE THE SUNLGIHT

Dude is ltierllay hallucinating cppl as cursors

Omzzz everyone so friendly……..<3333333 farmer vic fr>!?!? Plz>!?!?!? I beg>!?!??!?

I lvoe u the guy with the cone hat, the guy with the cone aht is vietnames ebtw

THE SHEEP THE SHEEP U GUYS

The children…..omz….<3

Boyyyyyyy what u doing

The guy with the cone hat is Vietnamese btw idc what anyone else say the cone hat guy is Vietnamese

Omz victim would have love physic…or engineering ig…

YIPPIE GO MY BOY SO SMART VIC AND MITSI R FRIEND!

GASP!!!!! OMZ….. THE FAMR LIFE..HTI IS EVEYRONE I OCULD HAVE EVER WNATE DIN LIFE BRO WHY DID U BECOME A CEO BRO

Gasp…………….omfg……………..

theyre so silly..ily mitsiii >_<

They still have ptsd tho

I need a mitsi in my life

HA xe can see through ur hollowhead oopid

I hope they lie..make it so that their relationship is up for interpretation

OMZ I SJUT NTOICE IS THE ROCKET COPR LOGO FUCKIGN AGNT>!?!??!?!

OHHHH HE DIDN’T ABANODN HIS FARM LIF EI THINK HE JUST..GOING OUT THER EIN THE BIG CITY….

Oh m frog agent was a police>??

HHAHAHAHAHHA THE ODNUT

Wait agent is a police or guard idk

FOUR YEARS>!?!?!?!

Lets aprty babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I lvoe the sheep

LETS GOOOOOO DANCE APRTY ^0^

Broooo….vcitim remind me of how id ance im physically cringing

FIRE>!?!?!?!

No no no no no no no no no no

Hosen and akr is tha tu

NO NO NO NOT U AGENT TOO NO NO FUCK IT IS CHOSNE ANDD AKR ISN TIT……………..

No………….no…………

DARK CHOSNE STOP SOTP STOP

NAVY>!?!? PURPEL AND ROCHID>!?!?! WTF

No way so purple wanst minecraft lmao

IM GONNA MS

Im gonna cry im gonna fuckign cry…………….WAIT W EKNOW PURPLE ORIGIN DOES AD VICITM DIDN’T BUILT A CHICKEN COOP>??? SO NO MERCS ITNERACITO YET>??\

The Chosen One..

The Dark Lord…

You fu

Mannn bro just wanna aprty..

Eveyrones traumatized..

Wait theory what if that gray guys and get clined by victim

OMFG THE TEASER

HHEY THAT’S THE GUY FORM AVM THAT KILLED GOLD

NO EVEN AGENT

OHH NOW THAT’S WHY VICITM BEAT CHOSEN UP BAD…

Vro slot he smot impotertant person in their lfie ofcourse theyre devastated.,.

THE SHOWDOW

SOTP EBIGN DEPRESS WERE GONNA GET REVENGE

Theyre crazy I lvoe them

WAIT THAT’S SHE END>!?!?!? URE JOKING………………..URE JOKING………………….U CANT……………………………………….WHAT THE F

my thoughts after processing for a bit:

guys mtisi IS co founder of the rocketcorp...

i cant blame vicitm for beaitng chosne up bad now cuz now we kno

i need mroe time to process

[fapper]

full story of what happened in office hours 2 days ago and how i accidentally rizzed up the TA who is also my crush

*note: FAAM stands for "fine ass asian man" who is like, an acquaintance of mine idk

okay mind you this happened only 2 days ago bruh. okay buckle up cuz i cant stop thinking abt it 😭 so me and FAAM went to this review session for our midterm that was wednessday (i got a 75% btw) anddd i only went bc my crush who is also the TA was going to be teaching. soooo i came into the room and mans was sitting in the front so he didnt notice me, but later on he got to the blackboard and started yk teaching shit, and i made sure i was consistently looking at him to see if he'll look at me anddd i think he did like 3 times. not that many tbh anyways after review session we had office hours in a differrent room, so me and FAAM immediately head to office hours, and they have this annoying queueing system and there were A LOTTT of ppl in offce hrs that night, the room was full and there were only 4 TA's, and i only had my eyes on one guy HAHAHA ok so i mind u office hrs was from 6 - 8pm. i couldnt get help from him and i was waiting and waiting and waiting and me and FAAM kept talking abt him while he was in the room omfg 😭 FAAM was like 'wait so its him?' and he proceeded to point to the wrong TA and i was like, bruh FUCK no ITS NOT HIM DUMBASS like i think our behavior was hella obvious in hindsight bc we were literally talking abt him in front of himmmm bro 😭 FAAM was like 'you should go talk to him' BRO STFU YOU KNOW IM NOT! and i was likeeee 'what do u think of 'eagle' for my nickname for him?' (cuz he had a really big hairdo and it reminded me of wings ok) and FAAM was laughing and we were just kikiing like 2 old bithces bruh.

okay so it was 7:50pm. and at this point i was waiting for my turn to get help so i was literally on TIKTOK bored as shittt 😭. and i feel my crush stand up from his seat and slowly walk to stand behind me... and i was thinking 'aint no way' and then he says 'y/n?' (OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW DO U REMEMBER MY NAME) and i was surprised at first so i jumped a little and he said 'sorry! 😭' and FAAM immediately says 'do you need a seat?' to the TA cuz we were sitting together and the TA goes 'noo its fine hahaha' but i told FAAM to be a wingman so he was insisting on it and so FAAM moves to the next chair and my crush sits next to me to help me. ight so boom

so immediately i start asking him questions and he was explaining hit to me and i couldnt focus fr. FAAM and i kept making glances at each other and every time we looked at each other we smiled real hard meanwhile the TA probably noticed all that shit HELPPPP I JUST KNOW MY CRUSH NOTICED ALL THE EXCHANGED SMILES ME AND FAAM HAD LIKE U COULD JUST TELL WHAT WAS GOING ON OKKKK!!! at one point when FAAM and i made eye contact and smiled i literally stoppped typing whatever he said and lost my train of thought bc i was trying not to laugh sooo hard bruh. meanwhile the TA is witnessing all this shit happen in front of him rn bruh (the TA was sittin between us 😭) so i notice my crush was starting to struggle in answering the question/ explaining shit so he started looking into the distance to think, and every time he got quiet i would look at his face and just look at him reallll good lmfaoooo omfg i kept looking back at his face while sitting next to him bruh. and one time when i looked at him, he smiled and closed his eyes and looked down like DAMN ARE YOU FR HAVING THIS REACTION TO ME LOOKING AT U RN? OMGGG so immediately i was like. ight he wants me. andddd lo and behold. my crush gives up and puts his laptop on our table and says "okay so im just gonna show you the solution dont tell anyone haha" *nervous laugh* meanwhile everyone in the class heard him and they look at our direction 😭 so me and FAAM laugh at this and when i looked back at the TA his face was literally PINK broooo.... im not fucking kidding he was blushign or something. and so as i was taking a pic i jokingly said "bro is about to get fired" and he was like no its fine and laughed it off. also hes just generally a nice guy like i had CHATGPT open in one tab and i said 'ohhh sorry not me having chatgpt open rn' and i closed the tab and the TA noticed and laughed and i said 'women in stem' and he laughed and said 'no yeah exactly' (i made the same joke the last time in office hours with him, he said 'i believe you' when i hinted that the hw answer i had was NOT INDEED MINE LOL) so i guess u could say i have that joker rizz the way he supports me and laughs at my jokes bruh. anyways after that i was like. 'thank you! *makes thumbs up gesture with both my hands* and he stands up and says something bla bla and i say thank you again and he makes the same thumbs up gesture with both his hands and turns around to help the next person.

bruh moment

do yall think he wants me? it was definitely not his normal or usual behavior, *this is random but his voice is so nice* and i feel like i made it really obvious that i liked him by joking with FAAM.

[prettyboykatsuki]

*raises hand and steps to the front for pbk open mic night* the no kissing is rlly a dealbreaker fr. i cant do the soulless detached thing ppl seem to favor. ppl tell me i’m too soft. but i would rather we spend time doing literally anything else if u cant bring urself to kiss me. failed the vibecheck do not pass go, do not collect $200. one time i ended up learning a bass riff from a cancelled hookup tho, they turned out to be a rlly good friend.

its my only real deal breaker for casual sex 😭😭 maybe thats why i seem like a fuckboy but broooo i can’t. like tmi i guess but if im fucking someone and im trying to cum it is NOT happening unless we’re kissing thats not possible for me

i mostly top too so i rlly dont do much aside from making the other person cum and kissing like 😭😭 be so fr rn. im the same like lets just chill atp LMAOO. its so common cause ppl are afraid of intimacy but idk. if we’re fucking we r in love temporarily i guess cause i wanna kith 😞

also having ppl who u didnt hookup w become good friends oh ur so real for that

[mattslolita]

UPDATE BOUT THE BOY!

okay so today we were both in school and we had science third period. we come in and the teacher tells us we gonna hav to do some sorta experiment and we thought it was like with acids and shit (gonna blow up the schl fr).but no, he was feeling a little bit cheeky today!!😘🤗

TELL ME WHY THIS MAN DECIDED TO MAKE US STARE INTO EACH OTHERS EYES TO SEE WHETHER OUR PUPILS WOULD GO BIGGER WHEN THE LIGHT WAS TURNED BACK ON?????? LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK?????????? he said my eyes were pretty aswell (died)

so his friends kept telling us to get a room 😭😭😭 i wanted to die like broooo r u joking?? are you havin a laugh? do u think ur humerous? cuz i cant tell u ur fucking not! AND ANYWAY, R WE 10 YEARS OLD? WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR PUPILS WHEN EXPOSED TO LIGHT MF.

then during lunch we were sat on the field cuz its like 10938938484 (exact temperature btw) degrees outside. it was me, him and his friend and my friend. so i was laying down cuz y not and he was sitting next to me, and then his other friend thought it would be absolutley COMICAL to come from behind him and push him onto me.😐

then same friend also said to me "someones gonna have to get u the wedding charm for ur bracelet soon" (hes so real honestly)🤗😚

AND THEN THE BOY (my man whos not my man) WENT "whos gonna buy it for her" LIKE????? HE DINT EVEN TRY DENY ANYTHING OMG!!!! SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP RN!

and when we got home in the group chat were in, the same boy was sending engagement rings and going "ur going to hav to get a job asap man, shes got expensive taste" AGHH CRYINGGGG 😊

he also bought me a dr pepper in the morning and gave it to me at schl (best drink ever)

STOPPPP YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE😭😭😭😭

no bc the fact that hes not denying anything speaks VOLUMESSS ! & his friend had the right idea pushing him into you🤭🤭.

i hate dr. pepper its NASTYYYY. anyway keep me updated !!

[sethdomain]

CAPTIALISM, its then prothkenm.

YOU SEE, the 🧢 talism dog the deez nuts is literally EVERYWHERE, WHERW??? Fucking tom and jerry broooo the tom fucking jerry, haha that gay. And why is captialisk in the tom and jerry? Its in every frame do you know what is in each of every those frame. MONEY and do you know what capitalism value above all else… PROFITS.

Capitalisk is like, a fucking, fuciedcup thing. It sound nice andnstabrl BUT NO you cant never have anything perfect,!;9do you know communism commusnitm IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, it si not of deez balls cause human are human and human tend to be human and it is actually really destructive and unrealible.

Okay my point is, enjoy life,’do thing you think is cool andnawesome and there are never perfect outcome but please do not let it hinder you indomitable human spirit. Its not perfect, but living is nice and extrodinary. Live you life very well its a gift from the universe

[unhealthy-obessions]

So I went to the library and actually found A Curse for True Love by Stephanie Garber, and it was GREAT

Ofc I need to rant ab it, bc I finished it late last night so I needed to the pass the fuck out cuz I had to wake up early the next day so I couldn’t post anything until now

spoiler warning!!

“Don’t be rude. The princess asked you a question. Answer.”

HES SO ADORABLE FOR THIS I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE, STAWPPPP

“You could never look awful.”

HES SO WHIPPED, OMFG

“But he thought again about the guards talking about a murderous demon. Then he pictured the same murderous demon, ripping into Evangeline’s throat, killing her, again.”

Hes traumatized by seeing Eva die that he so fucking worried about his friend killing her, MY STARSSSS </3

“I don’t want you near her. Ever.’ Jacks pulled out his sword, and before Chaos had time to speak, he shoved the blade right through his chest.”

BROOOO, CHAOS IS JACKS LONGEST FRIEND AND JACKS “KILLED” HIM BECAUSE HE WAS WORRIED THE FIRST TIME LINE (where Eva was KILLED BY CHAOS) WOULD REPEATTT

IM NOT OKAYYYYY

“Yes, I am a murderer. I enjoy hurting people. I like blood. I like pain. I am a monster, but whether you remember it or not, I’m your monster, Evangeline.”

This shattered my soul, heart and STARS while reading</3

“She didn’t hear any voices calling for him, but she wondered if being here hurt Jacks the same way being so close to the memory of her parents had hurt her. If he, too, felt the pull of something he wanted but couldn’t have.”

For context, Eva still doesn’t have her memories and they’re currently in the Cursed Forest, in the Hollow.

THE BEST DAY OF JACKS LITERAL IMMORTAL LIFE WAS WHEN HE SPENT TIME THERE WITH EVANGELINE

ARGHHHHHHH, STOPPPPPP

“Nothing was going to be all right ever again if Jacks lost her now.”

NO WAIT, STOP, HES PANICKING MADE ME PANIC

“‘Splendid! Tell me about the apples.’

‘Next question.’

‘You said I could ask whatever I wanted.’

‘It doesn’t matter, I don’t need them anymore.”

OH MY STARS, JACKS EATS APPLES TO CONTROL HIS FATE URGES OF WANTING TO KISS EVANGELINE (bc otherwise he would kiss her and she would die) BUT HE DOESNT NEED TO DO THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE HE CAN KISS HER

THEY MAKE ME SO MENTALLY ILLLL

anyways, I just really needed wanted to rant ab Jacks bc ofc I do

I’m sorry if it was too long but I really fucking wanted to rant