#cant fucking do it broooo

[gayspock]

i havent been to the gym since i moved out & i wanna get active again but fr -_- i feel like everything is too much faff, too expensive or something that will bore me to tearssssss

[pachimation]

a secret rendezvous in fontaine

[biolums]

god i really just am. so mentally ill that i barely function as a person

[song-tam]

i havent listened to thank u by ateez in literal months and then i did for the first time in a while today and i am wailing lying on my floor

[mr-urple]

IM FUCKING TWEAKING

New PFP/Banner!

[willingcannibalvictim]

i love how Guiding Light from Doors is like “whoopie! you died! here’s why, be sure to do [ ] in order for that to not happen again. now get back out there, sweetheart!” and Sebastian from Pressure is like “BROOOO i cant believe you died to that stupid fucking bitch. here’s your fucking file or whatever, gods damned loser.”

[rapidhighway]

BROOOO I was fucking around with my blog theme and I tried doing something (<- no knowledge of any code or anything tbh) but i fucked up and now whenever you try to load my blog this guy just flashes for like a second and then it loads PLS DSFBDFSEGHSRDFFHDYHFB

AND I CANT GET RID OF HIM!!!!!!!!

[wickjump]

broooo i am so tired actually.fandoms are TOO MUCH STRESS!!!!!!!!!!i just want to post BAD TAKES but i CANT because then i will be JAILED….!!!!! i don’t even CARE ANYMORE!!!!! I DO NOT EVEN CARE………..IM TOO TIRED ANDD ALSO LAZY!!! TO KEEP UP WITH THINGS……!!!! WHYYYY MUST I HAVE TO GO “WOULD HE FUCKING SAY THAT” EVERY TIME I WRITE!!!!! WHY CANT LIFE JUSTBE FUN AGAIN!!! im just gonna QUIT ATP!!!!!! do my own thing yes… make a wattpad where i post cringt afterdeath yes…… mmmmm good ideas… yes……..

[aquaticgoblinking]

i feel strongly about this.

incest shippers i hope you all kill yourselves or get help to stop doing it because its disgusting

[lliminall]

excerpts from the group chat | pannacotta fugo x reader

tags: fem reader, implied sexual activity, copious amounts of swearing, borderline crack but I know in my heart they would be this annoying irl

Fuck Heads

Group Chat with Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga & Guido Mista

iMessage

Tuesday 4:34 PM

Guido Mista they didn’t have salsa I got u ketchup

Narancia Ghirga ok fuck u

Guido Mista they’re both tomatoes idk why ur bitching

Narancia Ghirga Im not brining ur beer now ur fucking on ur own

Guido Mista please daddy? 🥺

Narancia Ghirga jk princess I got it

Guido Mista fugo I am headed over now be there in 10

Narancia Ghirga be there in 20 running late

4:47 PM

Guido Mista bro I’m here let me in

Guido Mista are u shitting?? open up I’m here

Narancia Ghirga its cus u brought us fucking ketchup instead of salsa

Narancia Ghirga jusy call him hes probably getting his dick wet again

Guido Mista we talked about this he does not have a girlfriend. he is a fucking incel narancia

Narancia Ghirga i was there last week I heard moaning. I told u

Guido Mista then it was porn u dumb fuck

Guido Mista open the FUCKING door

Narancia Ghirga bro literally what are u doing let us IN

Pannacotta Fugo I will fucking kill both of you

Pannacotta Fugo Stop banging on the fucking door.

Guido Mista LET US INNNNN

Narancia Ghirga wtf let us in???

Pannacotta Fugo I’ll let you in but do not speak to her. She’s studying in my room just mind your business

Guido Mista SHE????

Narancia Ghirga BRO ACTUALLY WAS GETTIN IT WET LMAOOO

Guido Mista and why can’t we meet her??

Pannacotta Fugo You fucking organisms. You are not pestering my girlfriend.

Narancia Ghirga BRO

Guido Mista BROOOO

Guido Mista also ok rude

Narancia Ghirga he cant bring her out cus he wiped her out with his 10 inch schlong

Guido Mista u don’t even have a girlfriend ur just embarrassed we caught u jacking off

Pannacotta Fugo I’m coming outside and I’m bringing a fucking weapon

Narancia Ghirga is that why u had us bring some much food I thought u we’re trying to bulk up wasnt gonn a judge tho

Guido Mista my man 💯💯💯

Guido Mista proud of u now let us the fuck in

Guido Mista the food is getting cold bro open the fucking door

7:28 PM

Guido Mista night bro would have gave u ur goodnight kiss but ur girlfriend was right there

Narancia Ghirga wheres my goodnight kiss

Guido Mista come here bby girl i got it for u right here

Pannacotta Fugo You will be two brown stains on the floor by the time I'm done with you

Narancia Ghirga pee ur pannts

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7:45 PM

Narancia Ghirga fugo got his dick sucked today. by a real girl

Bruno Bucciarati Why are you telling me this

Narancia Ghirga just thougth u might like to know

message read at 7:47 PM

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7:50 PM

Narancia Ghirga abbachio guess who i saw layin pipe tonight

This user has blocked your number. You are unable to call or text this number at this time.

Narancia Ghirga fugo

Narancia Ghirga dammit

[lotus-pear]

actually what this means is that you should do smth in the style of old fashion yaoi doujinshi

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME😭😭 BROOOO I CANT BE GOOGLING THAT SHIT AS A REF LMFAO IM GONNA GET FLAGGED

[fapper]

full story of what happened in office hours 2 days ago and how i accidentally rizzed up the TA who is also my crush

*note: FAAM stands for "fine ass asian man" who is like, an acquaintance of mine idk

okay mind you this happened only 2 days ago bruh. okay buckle up cuz i cant stop thinking abt it 😭 so me and FAAM went to this review session for our midterm that was wednessday (i got a 75% btw) anddd i only went bc my crush who is also the TA was going to be teaching. soooo i came into the room and mans was sitting in the front so he didnt notice me, but later on he got to the blackboard and started yk teaching shit, and i made sure i was consistently looking at him to see if he'll look at me anddd i think he did like 3 times. not that many tbh anyways after review session we had office hours in a differrent room, so me and FAAM immediately head to office hours, and they have this annoying queueing system and there were A LOTTT of ppl in offce hrs that night, the room was full and there were only 4 TA's, and i only had my eyes on one guy HAHAHA ok so i mind u office hrs was from 6 - 8pm. i couldnt get help from him and i was waiting and waiting and waiting and me and FAAM kept talking abt him while he was in the room omfg 😭 FAAM was like 'wait so its him?' and he proceeded to point to the wrong TA and i was like, bruh FUCK no ITS NOT HIM DUMBASS like i think our behavior was hella obvious in hindsight bc we were literally talking abt him in front of himmmm bro 😭 FAAM was like 'you should go talk to him' BRO STFU YOU KNOW IM NOT! and i was likeeee 'what do u think of 'eagle' for my nickname for him?' (cuz he had a really big hairdo and it reminded me of wings ok) and FAAM was laughing and we were just kikiing like 2 old bithces bruh.

okay so it was 7:50pm. and at this point i was waiting for my turn to get help so i was literally on TIKTOK bored as shittt 😭. and i feel my crush stand up from his seat and slowly walk to stand behind me... and i was thinking 'aint no way' and then he says 'y/n?' (OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW DO U REMEMBER MY NAME) and i was surprised at first so i jumped a little and he said 'sorry! 😭' and FAAM immediately says 'do you need a seat?' to the TA cuz we were sitting together and the TA goes 'noo its fine hahaha' but i told FAAM to be a wingman so he was insisting on it and so FAAM moves to the next chair and my crush sits next to me to help me. ight so boom

so immediately i start asking him questions and he was explaining hit to me and i couldnt focus fr. FAAM and i kept making glances at each other and every time we looked at each other we smiled real hard meanwhile the TA probably noticed all that shit HELPPPP I JUST KNOW MY CRUSH NOTICED ALL THE EXCHANGED SMILES ME AND FAAM HAD LIKE U COULD JUST TELL WHAT WAS GOING ON OKKKK!!! at one point when FAAM and i made eye contact and smiled i literally stoppped typing whatever he said and lost my train of thought bc i was trying not to laugh sooo hard bruh. meanwhile the TA is witnessing all this shit happen in front of him rn bruh (the TA was sittin between us 😭) so i notice my crush was starting to struggle in answering the question/ explaining shit so he started looking into the distance to think, and every time he got quiet i would look at his face and just look at him reallll good lmfaoooo omfg i kept looking back at his face while sitting next to him bruh. and one time when i looked at him, he smiled and closed his eyes and looked down like DAMN ARE YOU FR HAVING THIS REACTION TO ME LOOKING AT U RN? OMGGG so immediately i was like. ight he wants me. andddd lo and behold. my crush gives up and puts his laptop on our table and says "okay so im just gonna show you the solution dont tell anyone haha" *nervous laugh* meanwhile everyone in the class heard him and they look at our direction 😭 so me and FAAM laugh at this and when i looked back at the TA his face was literally PINK broooo.... im not fucking kidding he was blushign or something. and so as i was taking a pic i jokingly said "bro is about to get fired" and he was like no its fine and laughed it off. also hes just generally a nice guy like i had CHATGPT open in one tab and i said 'ohhh sorry not me having chatgpt open rn' and i closed the tab and the TA noticed and laughed and i said 'women in stem' and he laughed and said 'no yeah exactly' (i made the same joke the last time in office hours with him, he said 'i believe you' when i hinted that the hw answer i had was NOT INDEED MINE LOL) so i guess u could say i have that joker rizz the way he supports me and laughs at my jokes bruh. anyways after that i was like. 'thank you! *makes thumbs up gesture with both my hands* and he stands up and says something bla bla and i say thank you again and he makes the same thumbs up gesture with both his hands and turns around to help the next person.

bruh moment

do yall think he wants me? it was definitely not his normal or usual behavior, *this is random but his voice is so nice* and i feel like i made it really obvious that i liked him by joking with FAAM.

[prettyboykatsuki]

*raises hand and steps to the front for pbk open mic night* the no kissing is rlly a dealbreaker fr. i cant do the soulless detached thing ppl seem to favor. ppl tell me i’m too soft. but i would rather we spend time doing literally anything else if u cant bring urself to kiss me. failed the vibecheck do not pass go, do not collect $200. one time i ended up learning a bass riff from a cancelled hookup tho, they turned out to be a rlly good friend.

its my only real deal breaker for casual sex 😭😭 maybe thats why i seem like a fuckboy but broooo i can’t. like tmi i guess but if im fucking someone and im trying to cum it is NOT happening unless we’re kissing thats not possible for me

i mostly top too so i rlly dont do much aside from making the other person cum and kissing like 😭😭 be so fr rn. im the same like lets just chill atp LMAOO. its so common cause ppl are afraid of intimacy but idk. if we’re fucking we r in love temporarily i guess cause i wanna kith 😞

also having ppl who u didnt hookup w become good friends oh ur so real for that

[sunsetstarving]

ok hi i like think i talked abt your ocs with you when you first shared the slides with me but i was going through my drive and i saw it again and i was like ok wait let me look! and i now have Thoughts

- FIRST OFF nefise is like so eldest daughter immigrant trauma. if this makes sense. i also understand why she turns evil for a bit

- dani's like my fave ever btw im like so not normal abt him. just the implications of the whole being someone whos always positive and optimistic (slightly delusional) and then starting to lose all that when the world starts ending. starting to lose yourself bc youre the literal fucking symbol of hope but you cant bring yourslef to be the least bit hopeful. god. rattling him around in my brain

- pls give kore a kazoo. im begging. also a turtle fits the green theme. shes like the coolest btw and i get the whole. like wanting to be someones first chocie but you feel like theyre always going to choose someone that they can love and love them romantically and hating yourself a little bit for not being able to like ouchhh man why you gotta zir like that. ough

- TESNIS LIKE THE BIGGEST LOSER im so obsessed w her. i love that you made her a jock but also a debate kid i think thats the funniest combo. also like the whole trying to remain unchanging/constant like the "if it aint broke dont fix it" mentality but then it DOES break and DANI breaks so then she HAS to change to fix it and. arhghghgh

- felicite!!!!! dude. ok the implications of her being the symbol of chance and the fact that the symbol of chance even exists at all is so crazy to me because like yeah. sometimes it truly is Like That. sometimes things are so out of your control and you can do nothing to stop it its just pure fucking luck and fate and the univesre shifting and ohhhhh god. i am so !!!! amped abt her and skull/fibula btw

- YOOO nefise and dani. idk if youve watched jjk but they are So satosugu coded i will elaborate if youd like but this is rlly long already i might have to take this to disc

- tesni and delshad WILL drive me insane. the absolute vulnerability and horrors of being so deeply known........ ugh

- said this already but. felicite and skull chance and death like broooo the fact that something so horrible something that takes so much from ppl is so closely tied to the concept of randomness and the unknwon. driving me insane

ANYWAYSSS thats like all of it um. yes i have thoughts! anyways

HIIII okay i finally got on desktop it took me a little bit we have been going everywhere. traveling is enjoyable sometimes but also...not always lmao BUT ANYWAY ILY AUGH i've been thinking abt this since last night. HELP all lighthearted but i do not think u ever said anything!! only the discord interaction i have been waiting ever since and boy oh boy.... the personal connection to every single one of them and the way u pointed them out immediately.

YEAH nefise is kind of just Like That. it came with the territory (being the asian character i project on forever) and also like..... the turning evil bit is everything to me bc the way she regrets none of it when she thinks about it from a distance but all it took was the sliver of hesitation, the flicker of exhaustion from constantly throwing herself at every problem, to simply take her down completely and have the team lose her. Yeah

dani my beloved... he was the original knight concept too. upon seeing this i HAD to draw him being a miserable fucker (<- phone battery ran out i will send these once i can grab some pictures!!) *jeopardy voice* what is burning out from the expectation to lead your world to the future despite having none of what you're supposed to be giving

YEAHHHH YOU GET IT. the. knowing that you're not broken and that this is just you but then the people you love make it feel like you shouldn't be the way that you are, that you need to change? forever experience. and while it continues to hurt and i don't think we can escape it i think good friends are a good remedy for the pain... and also ur so right they need a turtle so bad

and AHAHAHA tesni wahoo loser overachiever asian parents' favorite child (good at everything) and also biggest problem (anger issues) of all time. also love the family drama aspect like Yeah ofc she's going to have to change and yield and give ground. she has a sibling to take care of damn it

FELICITE AND FIBULA AOUGH.... this is so funny bc i literally had no clue what she was going to be but then chance sounded good. and then i was like Oh. the Implications of this are horrific. additionally yeah i think abt it all the time.... i've been following this comic series on instagram abt the grim reaper being a kind guy bc he's the messenger, not the one who controls any of it, and like... ouch, you know? the fact that it is unfair and horrible and there is no good timing about it. that sometimes it lines up just in time for a hilarious pun. death and chance being intertwined in the most cosmically random ways but in ways that absolutely make sense.

I STILL HAVEN'T the urge to ask vs the urge to wait until i've gotten to it vs the knowledge i will Not be doing that any time soon and. i should probably ask. pls tell me more in disc i would love to hear

tesni and delshad will kill me btw. that's like. going to suck. i'm gonna be so emotions about it bc it is not something i have yet delved into but i think abt it all the time. even more family drama. all of them scrambling to adjust to some of the most awful news one can never take back. grahh or whatever

anyway. i love this i love u i am SOOO happy you sent this!!!!! i am always so ecstatic to talk about the kids they are so beloved to me fr <333

[mattslolita]

UPDATE BOUT THE BOY!

okay so today we were both in school and we had science third period. we come in and the teacher tells us we gonna hav to do some sorta experiment and we thought it was like with acids and shit (gonna blow up the schl fr).but no, he was feeling a little bit cheeky today!!😘🤗

TELL ME WHY THIS MAN DECIDED TO MAKE US STARE INTO EACH OTHERS EYES TO SEE WHETHER OUR PUPILS WOULD GO BIGGER WHEN THE LIGHT WAS TURNED BACK ON?????? LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK?????????? he said my eyes were pretty aswell (died)

so his friends kept telling us to get a room 😭😭😭 i wanted to die like broooo r u joking?? are you havin a laugh? do u think ur humerous? cuz i cant tell u ur fucking not! AND ANYWAY, R WE 10 YEARS OLD? WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR PUPILS WHEN EXPOSED TO LIGHT MF.

then during lunch we were sat on the field cuz its like 10938938484 (exact temperature btw) degrees outside. it was me, him and his friend and my friend. so i was laying down cuz y not and he was sitting next to me, and then his other friend thought it would be absolutley COMICAL to come from behind him and push him onto me.😐

then same friend also said to me "someones gonna have to get u the wedding charm for ur bracelet soon" (hes so real honestly)🤗😚

AND THEN THE BOY (my man whos not my man) WENT "whos gonna buy it for her" LIKE????? HE DINT EVEN TRY DENY ANYTHING OMG!!!! SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP RN!

and when we got home in the group chat were in, the same boy was sending engagement rings and going "ur going to hav to get a job asap man, shes got expensive taste" AGHH CRYINGGGG 😊

he also bought me a dr pepper in the morning and gave it to me at schl (best drink ever)

STOPPPP YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE😭😭😭😭

no bc the fact that hes not denying anything speaks VOLUMESSS ! & his friend had the right idea pushing him into you🤭🤭.

i hate dr. pepper its NASTYYYY. anyway keep me updated !!

[sethdomain]

CAPTIALISM, its then prothkenm.

YOU SEE, the 🧢 talism dog the deez nuts is literally EVERYWHERE, WHERW??? Fucking tom and jerry broooo the tom fucking jerry, haha that gay. And why is captialisk in the tom and jerry? Its in every frame do you know what is in each of every those frame. MONEY and do you know what capitalism value above all else… PROFITS.

Capitalisk is like, a fucking, fuciedcup thing. It sound nice andnstabrl BUT NO you cant never have anything perfect,!;9do you know communism commusnitm IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, it si not of deez balls cause human are human and human tend to be human and it is actually really destructive and unrealible.

Okay my point is, enjoy life,’do thing you think is cool andnawesome and there are never perfect outcome but please do not let it hinder you indomitable human spirit. Its not perfect, but living is nice and extrodinary. Live you life very well its a gift from the universe