#cant blame them tho

[juthemagicalclown]

megumi : okkotsu-senpai is our only senpai i can openly respect

megumi : he also is the strongest among us

yuta, embarrassed : fushiguro don't say that haha...

nobara, looking yuta up and down : yeah no way. maki-senpai would crush this loser using her little finger only

nobara : she is so strong

yuta: yeah she is the best at hand-to-hand combat

nobara : and at using cursed weapons

yuta : and she doesn't even possess cursed energy!

nobara : that's right she is so hard-working

yuta : and strong-willed

nobara : and smart

yuta : and confident

nobara : and authoritative

yuta : and kind

nobara : and humble

yuta : and funny

nobara : and pretty

yuta : elegant

nobara: beautiful

yuta : graceful

nobara : stunning

nobara and yuta : she is perfect

[jookumura]

Petition to change Lifeweaver's name in to Wifestealer

[kwnnys]

so many of my followers accounts are absoloutely dead LMFAOO

[thegirlinthecher]

[styleslouis]

it's about cellbit feeling helpless with every single step he takes. it's the constant reminder of 'I ALWAYS WIN' book from cucurucho inside his backpack. a book given to him on the occasion that cellbit, to this day, sees as the most cruel thing the federation has ever done. the day that they lost bobby forever.

it's about him finding out he had a life before. a family. something that was taken from him. why him? was it because he was always supposed to be like this? hungry for blood? ready to destroy everything he comes closes to? was it because he deserved it?

it's about cellbit giving up. he is a monster, and they need one, so he'll be feared. at least he'll be useful that way.

it's about cellbit asking roier beforehand 'if i need to burn down this island, are you with me?' it's about his sister telling him how lost and sad and disappointed his husband is with him after knowing about the killings. it's about him not believing her, not really, not yet. it's about his former war mentor telling him how he'll hurt those he loves by going on a rampage. it's about cellbit asking roier once more 'do you want to take this step? killing for the first time changes you.'

it's about them going to a place where killing is welcomed. cheered upon. it's about cellbit feeling his husband's sword going through his chest. it's about him seeing roier's smile vanish after the bloodbath. his smile, the first thing he saw when he arrived on that island, gone. it's about roier saying 'no, no, we don't want to stay here' when the watcher tells them that maybe they shouldn't go.

it's about cellbit coming to terms with what he knew was true all along. they were right. his sister and old friend were right, this is a path of pain. roier killed people, and now he's lost his smile. he's a monster, but his husband isn't. roier doesn't deserve to ruin himself anymore just because he had the misfortune of loving one.

[bisexualmcqueen]

Ok listen, I know you literally just posted about McQueen's parents, but I am already so obsessed with them and would love to know more about them!! 💙

ok so this has been sitting in my askbox since JULY (CRAZY??) and ive been thinking about it ever since. thank you for bearing with me<3 quite frankly i needed to reacquaint myself a bit longer with cars/my cars ocs after a 4 year long break!! lightning is about 43 now in 2024, which means i have 4 decades of his story to mentally keep track of (simply the flavor of autism i have). i bounce all over like a laserbeam in a hall of mirrors.

alright. oliver and donna time. blanket warning for varied implied child abuse/neglect. [background info this ask is referencing!!] ***

the very basic core of these characters is looking at lightning mcqueen and wondering how the hell he wound up all fucked up the way he did. hes got all the issues (he thinks hes sooo normal but there are so many things going on that arent right). so i invented a couple of fucked up guys to fuck him up (mildly to moderate) in his formative years.

oliver is the main culprit here. oliver mcqueen. yes- one of the core aspects of this character is "Two Of Them". what if there was Another mcqueen. imagine a second mcqueen man (dear god). he had a dad somewhere along the line. and what a guy, oh i'm sadly a bit obsessed with oliver. hes like if lightning mcqueen was Worse. hes a boomer from the boston metro area and he thinks he's cool as shit like bernie madoff doing investing fraud, trying to get rich. he thinks hes the wolf of wall street of texas. his head is completely up his own ass and hes a mean little idiot worm. hes supposed to be raising monty but all hes taught him is 'every man for himself' and how to close the door quietly. that and other things.

they live in the dallas metro area together from about 1988-1999. oli does not want to raise this kid, so he sort of just throws food and tires at him occasionally. monty spends a lot of time outside, raising hell (where'd you learn to fly like that, city boy?). typical racecar behaviors. (his teachers find him impossible to deal with often as well).

not to say that oliver is some irredeemable evil freak- hes funny, hes charming, hes a bit of a badass, hes sort of a hot pathetic mess in a funny way. he does pass on some decent traits to his son, gives him good advice occasionally. he's crazy, but he works in an office, so most of his schemes are social and criminal. i recently made an AU where he's a racer, so hoping to post more about that as i develop. (a successful oliver is much more frightening than one distracted by failure!)

this has oliver and monty vibes, oddly enough:

don't be fooled- oliver could never hold a candle to the heart of logan wolverine. oliver is a republican and he hates women (he loves women /derogatory). oliver sucks enough that lightning straightup considers doc to be his actual dad. next! ***

ah, donna. origin of abandonment issues, ring ring!

she's less developed than oliver because she exits stage left pretty early on in the story, but we still love her (or hate her, up to interpretation!) i actually recently gave her a full name even: Donna Ann SteelDust. yep, steeldust as in the mythical foundational sire of the American Quarter Horse breed. partly because texas, partly because i love horses, and partly because in the 1950's there lived a pair of quarter horses who were father and son named Doc and Lightning. and they were racing quarter horses to boot! oh, and partly because the mother of lightning mcqueen deservedly needs a badass name.

donna has monty at about age 20, with a godless charmer from faraway boston, out of wedlock, in a small community somewhere towards western texas in the early 80's. oliver is fresh out of uni and a couple years older. donna is a waitress at the local eatery. girl, your taste in men is abysmal. you can NOT fix him. traveler meet-cute gone wrong...

hes miserable enough of a partner that he is ultimately what drives donna to leave. gone in the wind one day when monty is about six. she met someone new. someone who she thinks is kinder.

she puts the tv to RSN every sunday. she likes watching races- radio when theres no tv. when monty becomes obsessed, she gets him a little strip weathers figurine when shes out of town one day that he manages to hold onto til his teen years. they sit in front of the tv and watch together, and have popcorn made on the stovetop. when lightning recalls his mother, this is the first place his mind goes.

she didnt want a kid (as in unplanned). she didnt consciously try to be a good parent (neither did oliver). but she was sweet. well, sometimes, when she wasnt being a hot mess and stirring up drama.

originally, i was going to have her die before lightning became famous. oliver was going to also be dead by now (2024). but ive got some new ideas- oliver is in prison, donna is in denial about her famous son and festering with guilt. she does not reach out to him. (latter idea from Non).

to boil them down further: donna believes in love, oliver believes in money. they go about it the wrong way. they make mistakes. (part of lightning's obsession with money is in unconscious spite of his father- he wants to prove a point, that he was doing it all wrong, he can do better, he can Win ['i'll show him!']. consciously, lightning's money worries are about his own longevity. there is no lightning mcqueen parts factory: hes some sort of rare 1 of 1 anomaly. unconsciously again: death [mortality, time lost, being forgotten] frightens him. out loud, he says wrecking does. he does not connect any of these dots fully.)

a looottt of this is in flux, these characters still need significant development. but its a story about loneliness, about escaping the cycle, about finding your wings. this is not lightning's family, this isnt where he lands. he doesnt have christmas at ma's. you cant go home again- there's no one there for you and there never was. cps doesnt save you. you find yourself.

mostly this all comes from my fascination with lightning's mysterious origin. and frustration with it. what do you mean the only in-film lore we get is "i've been dreaming about it my whole life!" and "glen elen- my first win!". all his convoluted emotional shielding (for a minute there). he jumps at loud sounds and thinks someone is shooting at him. his natural jackass behavior even after he is 'reformed.' his clearly ignored mental health concerns. he drives me insane forreal. lightning mcqueen i will dissect you and put your parts spread out on a clean workbench you bitch. i will label and graph you in 4D space. im putting you in the bee centrifuge.

gonna cap this off with a recent sketch of donna. turns out corvettes are IMPOSSIBLE to draw, send help. more info about this timeperiod/my ocs are filed under the "origin fic era" and "my ocs" tags on this blog (mostly barren at this time though. will add more.). excited to refine these characters even more as time goes on!

thank you again for the ask!

[dykedvonte]

It's a shame that Sergeant Bitter-Root and Manny/Boone have never met cause those conversations would be fucking rough

[dukeofthomas]

I will forever maintain that Jason would've been fine and Not a vigilante without Bruce making him Robin

[juthemagicalclown]

waterborne poetry event, ou "two introvert exorcists trying to purify the world from evil spirits while their extrovert partners try to rizz them up with poetry"

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

harding first personal outing (yeah im only like 19 hours in and 5 of those have been in photo mode sorry)

Harding: mentions granite, slate, and quartz rocks being around

my geology major ass: immidiately pans camera around to see if they have id'd the rocks correctly

no slate 😠cmon thats a SEDIMENTARY while granite is METAMOROPHIC like not saying they dont ever turn up in the same place but generally it means u had something fun goin on and this area did not. anyway. ppl always wanna talk up quartz for being in granite but never feldspar even though they're both silicates. but no one thinks feldspar is a sexy enough mineral name i GUESS

[milkbreadtoast]

O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!

[dreamieparadise]

☆ Momina: Her Scent ☆

Fun fact: Momina smells like apples. If you ask her parents, it's because when she was a child, that was 90% of her diet.

The thing is, even into adulthood, she still smells faintly of apples. She still loves apples but isn't as obsessed anymore.

[spanishinfluenza]

Can you recommend some good twilight fanfiction?

Boy CAN I?!

So for some Carlesme goodness which is sorta my cuppa Lyon's tea, ive written a few which you can find on my ao3 account here. There will be more to come to which i always post here if you're ever curious.

Some other fics holding up this standom:

Ties of Trauma - the love of my life @youareonlyastory (au Carlesme fic with juice to make you squeal into a pillow. Check out all her works they're honestly golden)

For Appearance's Sake - @palmofafreezinghand (gorgeous canon fic, please check out of all of their oneshots they're to die for, one of my all time fave writers)

This New Life - @carllisle (another canon compliant Carlesme fic, but Ellie died and went to lotr heaven so dont go harrassing for more fics, or do idk she might love it. Specialises in well written Carlesme smut.)

Cullanos - more goodness by Ellie only this time it's au and it's unhinged and sexy as hell

@stregoni-benefici has some delectable Carlesme fanfic on their blog, feel free to check out her tags!

We've also got some cult classics like Stained Glass (canon fic) and it's companion pieces, as well as @fiddlesolo 's fanfic tag, full of Carlesme goodness and glorious oneshots.

As for non-Carlesme twilight fic, theres a plethora but i'm not as familiar. Honestly, @jessicanjpa or @panlight be better suited to give you honest recommendations for other pairings!

Hope this helped! :)

[aria0fgold]

Flufftober day 1 prompt: Lost pet meet cute

Characters: Cressida, Elyanore, and Diana

Cressida sat on a bench, her hand fiddled with the helm of her blouse as her other gently pets the head of an auburn husky laying beside her. She's not really her dog.

Cressida was taking a leisurely afternoon walk by the park when a dog ran by her legs, fast enough to make her stumble forward, and had she not been nearby a lamppost to hold onto, would've fallen face first in the pavement.

That dog turned out to be named Diana, she still had her leash attached to her collar. Now, Cressida wasn't good with both large animals and phone calls, but she mustered up the courage to do both for the sake of returning the dog to her owner. Thankfully, Diana was smart and kind, and just as thankfully, the phone call went smoother than expected.

So now here they are, sitting on the bench by the park while waiting for Diana's owner to get there. They seemed out of breath when Cressida called, so she wouldn't mind if they took a little longer by resting a bit.

She looked at the street while swaying her legs to and fro, scanning the people passing by just in case one of them is Diana's owner.

One minute passed and then two, finally, Cressida's gaze landed on a woman. She wore a simple yet beautiful dress that matched her perfectly, adorning her already beautiful appearance. She looked absolutely gorgeous with the setting sun shining behind her, like an angel that descended or a goddess that came down to earth. It was such an ethereal sight, Cressida hadn't yet realized herself already holding her breath.

The woman walked closer to them, it was only then when Cressida's brain finally continued to work again.

Wait… is that… Diana's owner?

Cressida can feel her face heat up the closer the woman got.

“Excuse me.” She spoke, tucking a loose strand of her red hair behind her ear, her ponytail seemed to have loosen and yet despite having a slightly messy appearance, the woman still looked as beautiful as ever, “You're the one that called me, yes?”

“Y-yes…” Cressida squeaked out, clutching the helm of her blouse tighter, as if her life depended on it.

The woman smiled at her, it was the most gorgeous smile Cressida had ever seen, “Thank you so much for finding her! I was starting to get so worried.” She sighed before turning to Diana and playfully poked her nose, “You naughty naughty girl! Why did you run off like that? I was just fixing your leash.”

Diana whimpered and started making small howls, as if she were making her own excuses, all while Cressida tries her best to not melt on the spot, she started to think of anything else other than the beautiful lady beside her.

“What would my brother think if he knew about this?��� The woman spoke in a seemingly contemplative and sad tone as Diana's howls increased in volume, “He'd be so sad and disappointed!”

Diana's whimper increased in volume then too.

Cressida turned her gaze to the other side, focusing intensely on the lamppost nearby instead, she can feel her heartbeat calm down enough.

Phew… I'm calm again…

Unfortunately, that calm didn't stay long.

“Thank you again.” The woman turned to her, causing Cressida to jump a little.

“Ah! N-n… N-no… No p-problem!” She managed to answer, she can feel the heat rushing to her face as her heart began to beat fast again.

“May I ask for you name? If it's alright with you, of course.” She took Diana's leash now, placing it on her wrist all while holding it too, she seems to be holding it much securely now.

“O-oh… It's… It's Cressida…”

Calm down, my heart!!!

“Cressida…” The woman spoke so softly and slowly it made Cressida's heart skip a beat at the sound of her name spoken like that, “What a fitting name for one as cute as you!”

The gears in her brain that had went into overdrive froze then.

“If you don't mind, may I also save your number?”

“P… p-pardon???” It feels as though her brain stopped working entirely.

“I'd like to thank you properly, so it would be great to have something I can contact you on. It doesn't sit right with me to just say thank you after the trouble you've been to.”

Cressida put her hands in front of her, flailing it slightly as she attempts to explain herself what with her brain currently processing everything so slowly as it had yet to recover from the previous hit she took, being called cute by a woman this pretty proves to be quite deadly, “It's okay! It's really okay! I-it wasn't a bother at all! I was just walking around anyway so it's really okay!”

“Hmm, well, if you're really sure!” She paused, seemingly thinking about something, “It still doesn't feel right for me to not give you something. Will money be—”

“No!” Cressida immediately cut her off, “It's reaaally okay! You don't have to give me anything, really!”

Otherwise I'd be the one next that'd feel too bad!

The woman pouted a bit, her green eyes glistening in the darkening sky as she looked at Cressida with puppy dog eyes.

Even her pouting face is so beautiful… In fact, why is she looking at me with such puppy dog eyes! This is unfair!

The more Cressida spends time with her, the more her adoration for such a pretty face turns into a slight frustration at the very fact that such a person exists who is not only gorgeous in many ways, but just as cute.

“F-fine!” Cressida caved in, “How about… your name? And…” She trailed off as she took a glance at her, the woman's eyes widened momentarily while she waited patiently for what Cressida wanted to say, truth be told, she doesn't know what else to add, but just in case the woman is still unsatisfied with that, perhaps Cressida can take something low in value like…

“Your hair tie…”

That should be fine, right?

The woman smiled then, she giggled softly. Making Cressida want to scream.

Everything is so pretty, and beautiful, and gorgeous with her and now she's just so cute too?! This is unfair! Everything is so unfair!!!

…Maybe I should've said yes when she asked to save my number…

“Right, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Elyanore, you can just call me Ely though.” She moved to take off the hair tie barely holding her ponytail together, it was a simple purple hair tie, with a singular small pearl as its decoration, Ely combed through her hair with her hands to fix it a bit before handing Cressida the hair tie.

It was a wrong move on Cressida's part, because now, with Ely's hair down, she looked far more mesmerizing. She wanted to cry then.

Why did I ask for her hair tie of all things…

Cressida reluctantly took it, her fingers lightly brushing on Ely's hand, it was surprisingly rough. In fact, having looked at her hand now, there were callouses on it.

“It's from sword training.” Ely answered, she must've noticed Cressida staring.

“Sword training?”

“I like swords! It's just exciting handling different kinds!”

“Can I save your number, after all?” Cressida blurted out before her brain can even catch up to process what she was about to say. It took a solid 3 seconds of silence when she finally realized it.

Cressida gasped loudly, she flailed her arms in front of her while trying desperately to explain herself, “I! I mean! That wasn't! It! I! What I meant to say was!”

Ely let out a small laugh, “As long as I get to save yours too!”

Cressida weakly nodded as she looked away, far too embarrassed to meet Ely's gaze, “O-okay…”

Diana loudly barked then, as if having reached her limit of waiting. Her barks were accompanied with a series of falling and rising howls, like she was saying several complaints for being forced to wait that long.

“Hehe, I got it girl.” Ely bent down a bit to pet her head, Diana moved away though, seemingly pouting, “Hmm… Ookay, I won't tell my brother about what happened today.”

It was only then when Diana happily placed her head on Ely's palm, making a slightly long howl to show her happiness at that.

Cressida couldn't help but laugh at the sight of them.

“Well then, we'll be taking our leave. It was nice meeting you, Cressida!” Ely did a curt bow reminiscent of a knight's, before waving Cressida goodbye.

“I-it was nice meeting you too… And take care!” Cressida waved back in a rather shy manner and when the two were out of view, she bent down to scream into her hands.

[primussavethesemechs]

Hey can we talk about how megatron has a fusion canon in most continuities? Okay so, question, What exactly is it fusing?? Is it nuclear fusion??? HAS HE BEEN IRRADIATING EVERYONE???? Pretty sure cybertronians aren’t affected by radiation, at least not by small amounts like humans, so is he even aware of what he’s doing or is it considered not a big deal??

This question goes DOUBLE for earthspark megatron considering he spends lots of time around humans and actually, Y’know, cares about them. Like I’m aware that no matter what the answer is space crack tfp Megatron wouldn’t give a shit but this one is actually trying to be a good person soooo.

I’m a little concerned for dot and the kids 😭 I mean would he even know he’s potentially harming them? If cybertronians aren’t harmed by radiation then they probably don’t think about it at all and haven’t even considered it might affecting the humans. Seriously has ANYONE considered he might be toting around an unshielded nuclear reactor on his ARM this entire time??

THIS IS A LEGIT QUESTION BTW I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIS CANON WORKS, if you know pls teach me 🙏 I just saw fusion and was like “?? U mean NUCLEAR fusion??” Its a total guess I just couldn’t think of what else it would mean 😭

[bittwitchy]

listen man in any game ive played w guns that also has the throwy splosions, i can aim, i’ll get a headshot on a zombo no fucking problem, why are they so eager to not give me ammo and give me a zillion grenades??? i have headshot aim i do not have throwing aim do i LOOK like a bitch that can throw i dont do sports i dont football dont expect me to throw things just give me the little shooty pills so i can zoop zoop the monsters brains out i dont want to throw things leave me alone