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You fucking moron

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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Exactly. I highly doubt the uber macho tier one operators understand tumblr speak

"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

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“Conservative democrat.” Fucking lmao

"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

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Read: all of it

sometimes u read tumblr drama where u instantly know that no one involved is employed

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Nothing to lose

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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If i was your child i wouldnt bother studying your disappearance

i study garfield hentai so that my children may study how to kill me and their children can study my misterious disappearance

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Does anybody else remember that time when people lied and said "red hood doesnt age and he has a healing factor." Even though literally nothing in canon has suggested that?

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Alright, so imagine this. It’s the mask, but in this version, Ipkiss is a closeted gay man. When he puts on the mask he gets to be openly gay. He turns into a tornado and he pops out green in the face and in bondage gear and he shouts “Somebody TOP ME”

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quick what is everyone doing right now

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

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I love his classic quote

“No I did not have gay sex on the moons for hundreds of years, take it back.”

A couple of doodles for y'all. Stavy and 100gecs song that's been in my head

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Currently experiencing a crisis because I just found out the the English voice actor for Vicious from Cowboy Bebop and fuckiNG MIGHT GUY FROM NARUTO ARE THE SAME MAN??

??????????????

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“Dogs don’t get paid” mate dogs don’t pay rent, or taxes. They don’t NEED pay

A good boi getting their sfx makeup done for Resident Evil (2002)

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Sure

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself