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Acolyte Spoilers #1
Okay so -- of the many, many, MANY things about SW canon that are both hilarious and horrifying in light of episode 1 of the Acolyte, this is the one that's sticking out to me now: So, apparently, in canon, Anakin and his "unorthodox" training that everybody in the Temple yelled at him for has officially now saved Ahsoka's life approximately 1033 times over instead of just 1032. Why? Because Osha out here, Jedi dropout, working for the Trade Federation on a case-by-case basis (who are talking over comms about how disposable she is!) because, and I quote/near-quote: the Jedi skills aren't transferable. And apparently, they don't really teach you anything else, not officially. If you don't have a master who cares about that kind of thing, maybe you don't get any kind of training that way at all. AND, evidently, if you leave or get kicked out, they don't give you any kind of job training, stipend, or post-Order care, as we saw with both Ahsoka and Osha. So that particular fun little fanon sop to the Jedi just died a lonely death LOL. So Anakin, by teaching Ahsoka an actual, marketable trade (mechanics) (why is that the only trade in Star Wars?? Guys, learn some basket-weaving) absolutely saved her life. (Again.) So, to recap: You're taken to the main government-sponsored (literally, from what I can see) cult, the Jedi Order, often as a baby so you have no say in it. There are laser swords, telekinetic space monks who have lived in power for centuries, a planet-city full of corruption, and absolutely no child endangerment or child labor laws. Your "brethren" can and literally do invade people's minds and control them without asking if it's convenient. You are ostracized for forming any kind of attachment; apparently, if you blink in vague confusion while a fascist green lady asks you if you're down with murdering your young former padawan for political convenience, you're too attached. (AND that is a whole hilarious post on its own). Key salient details will be left out of your file to aid in a coverup about your origins. The minimal amount of critical thinking will be done at all times, if you're lucky. And then, of course, if you dare to leave or get kicked out of this utterly Benevolent Cult in which you had no choice in spending your entire life, you...will have no resources, no job training, and be left to sink or swim. And then at any point the Jedi will have free rein to pop back into the life you've shakily managed to construct for yourself, arrest you immediately on the testimony of one (1) (non-human guy who might not be able to tell the difference between one human and the next!), and then get you crashlanded onto an icy death planet and hunt you down, laser swords out and ready to slice and dice you to death. Yep. Sounds about right. (Wait till you get to the human clones manufactured to die, Osha! That'll be fun.) Sooo -- any sane person's reaction to the Jedi Cult here should be:
@clawedandcute
#the acolyte#star wars#jedi#not pro jedi#anti-jedi#anti-fascist#anti-cult#funny#because this is funny to me#the Jedi#are not about those marketable skillz#anakin#ahsoka#once again the jedi are on the frameup job#this time the jedi are on the frameup job themselves#good Lord they're not even trying to frame Osha and the Jedi are still falling for it#Palpatine over here like: is it really that easy?#yes#accidental sith au#clawedandcute#mywildernesspost
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Force, I am SO frustrated with the Filonification of popular Star Wars. People keep on trying to make arguments about Star Wars, yet they refuse to actually watch Star Wars and make sensible criticisms about it because theyâre literally just parroting whatever weird non-canonical shit Felony spit out in an article last week.
I was looking at this article:
And I was legitimately trying to look at the criticisms and see if I can agree with any of them, but they donât make any sense and I can just feel Filoni oozing off them.
So imma rant, got it?
Mistake Number 1 that led to the fall of the order: They were too much into politics.
More specifically, the article claims that âthey very much had a hand in the flipping the Senateâ with reference to the Vote of No Confidence for Valorum in tpm, but itâs been a minute and a half since I saw the prequels, so I read the Wookie summary, and I mightâve missed something but I donât think thereâs any mention of them, like, voting or doing anything significant in the Senate in ep1? I feel like it wouldâve been mentioned if it was even vaguely implied that the Jedi mind tricked the senate or lobbied for the vote to go one way or another, but it isnât mentioned anywhere and it donât square with what I remember, so Iâm guessing they just made this up and convinced themselves it was canon? Tell me if you can figure out what theyâre talking about or if there is a canon basis I missed.
Other than that, I do not remember a single scene where we saw the Jedi do anything more political than take orders from politicians or exist in the senate building in the prequels.
Mistake Number 2 that led to the fall of the order: Suppressing Baby Murdererâs emotions.
âŚA Take, certainly. So this oneâs talking about Anakinâs grief over his motherâs death, which I agree would be a fucked-up thing to suppress. Thatâd suck. If it actually happened because⌠the Jedi do not know that Anakinâs mom is dead. They do not know that Anakin and PadmĂŠ went to Tatooine, since they were ordered to stay on Naboo. They are utterly unaware of everything that happens on Tatooine aside from Yoda feeling the Tusken Massacre in the Force. Yeah, Anakin told Obi-Wan that heâd had dreams about his mom dying, and he didnât do anything about it, but that wasnât Obi Wan suppressing Anakinâs emotionsâthat was just him saying that it sucked that he had a bad dream, since I donât think Anakin said it couldâve been a vision or anything, so this one doesnât land at all. Where did they get this idea???
Mistake Number 3 that led to the fall of the order: âAllowingâ Maul to take over Mandalore (somehow?)
I can feel my brain cells dying. Maul joined up with a terrorist group and some crime gangs to forcefully take over a neutral system. None of that was âallowedâ by the Jedi. They also say that the Jedi âsentâ Obi Wan to get rid of Maul when I remember Yoda telling Obi Wan some shit like âSend anyone to Mandalore the Jedi cannotâ and then Obi Wan went to Mandalore anyway and it didnât do shit. Anyway I feel like the author of this article might own a ridiculously annoying cowboy hat. Just a hunch.
Mistake Number 4 that led to the fall of the order: Baselessly Exiling Ahsoka (Baselessly?? There very much was base)
So. Wrong Jedi Arc my beloathed. Here we are again. The article claims that the Jedi âexiled Ahsoka Tano on mere suspicion alone and didn't even confirm whether she was involved in the bombing of the Jedi Temple or notâ. Which. Hmm. So, there was a big investigation into the bombing that pretty definitely said that Ahsoka was almost certainly the bomber. It wasnât âmere suspicionâ, it was all the fucking evidence very clearly pointing to her. She ran away, she worked with a damn separatist assassin, she was found in a warehouse filled with the bombs. The audience know she was framed, but the characters donât because the whole point of framing someone is to convince the other people they did it. If the Jedi had exiled her for this, they wouldâve been being very reasonable and justified. Will also point out that the Jedi were forced by the Senate to exile her and did not want to. They apologized and let her back in as soon as they possibly could.
Also thereâs this weird (actually!) baseless claim that Ahsoka was one of the most powerful Jedi in the Clone Wars. Which has no proof because itâs untrueâsheâs a padawan with max 2 years of training. Thereâs no way sheâs more powerful than a fully trained knight, of which there were still quite a few. But of course she is, because sheâs Felonyâs beloved OC who can do no wrong.
Mistake Number 5 that led to the fall of the order: Not giving Baby Murderer power
I am convinced that no one involved in writing or editing this article has actually watched RotS, and has only ever listened to Felony talk about RotS. They claim that âthey invited Anakin over to the Council as a pseudo-member and his only task was to spy on the Chancellor. Not only was this political meddling once again, but it was also an insult to Anakinâ oh no, they insulted Anakin, clearly this means heâs justified in murdering them! Also, the Jedi Council apparently wanted to appoint Anakin, they werenât literally forced into it by Palpatine. You know, that scene where Palpatine is like âyeah, Iâve forced the council to put you on the council even though they donât want you there. Youâre my spy on the council nowâ that didnât happen actually. The Jedi were completely evil in not allowing the unstable baby murderer a full seat on their governing body when they were forced to put him there through nepotism. Them asking the only guy whoâs close enough with the chancellor to investigate him because heâs overstayed his term and is overreaching with his powers is also completely evil and awful and unjustified. Uh huh.
Mistake Number 6 that led to the fall of the order: Mace Windu Wants To Kill Palpatine Right Away (direct quote from the article)
Yeah, you read that right. I canât make this shit up, but filoni sure as fuck can. So, Mace Windu learns that the shady Chancellor thatâs been overreaching with his authority and has overstated his term is also an evil Sith that has manipulated both sides of the war to gain power, causing the deaths of millions, including a shit ton of Maceâs people and friends, because said chancellor drafted them to fight in the war that he created. This would make Mace pretty damn justified in killing Palpy imo, but Mace specifically goes to arrest him for his crimes. Palpatine then kills three other Jedi Masters in cold blood and attempts to kill Mace, and when Mace beats him he still tries to arrest himâyâknow that whole âYou are under arrest, my lordâ bit?âuntil the guy tries to fucking electrocute him with his fucking hands and it becomes clear that there is no way to take him in peacefully. Only after palpatine murders 3 people in front of him, attempts to murder Mace in combat, and makes it clear that he cannot be taken in alive does Mace attempt to kill him. No matter how you slice it, thatâs not him wanting to kill the bitch right away.
Also the article tries to say that Anakin wanted to bring Palpatine in because he recognized that he should stand trial, which is technically what he says, but he also screams âI need him!â in that same scene so I think we know why he really doesnât want Palpy to die.
Mistake Number 7 that led to the fall of the order: They didnât train Luke and Leia
Now this might seem baffling because the article is supposedly talking about things that caused the fall of the order and Luke and Leia werenât even born until after the fall of the order, but I can assure you that the article does not explain this in any way.
Still, letâs pretend this makes sense with the subject of the article and press on. The article asks what was stopping Obi Wan from training Luke as a Jedi on Tatooine. I feel like the answer might have something to do with the fact that the twins were so powerful that the Jedi were afraid that the emperor could sense them if they were next to each other. Formal training would make them stronger and more likely to be sensed, so they didnât do it until they had to. This probably would be the most reasonable thing in here if the article wasnât about what caused the fall of the order.
Mistake Number 8 that led to the fall of the order: Not telling Luke about Vader
Yet another Thing That Lead to the Fall of the Jedi Order that somehow happened after the fall of the order, but if I focus on that I might start screaming, so we move on.
This article leads you to believe that all the problems in ESB couldâve been solved if only Obi Wan had told Luke about Vader. Hmm. Yoda says in RoJ that Luke wasnât ready for the information when he was told at the end of ESB, which seems very true based on the fact that Luke was unable to accept the information when told, was described by George Lucas as suicidal afterwards, and is suddenly unable to consider killing Mr. Evil Baby Murderer Space Fascist afterwards because of their family connection, and you want Obi-Wan to tell him earlier?
You know that OT Luke would, upon hearing that information before Cloud City, have immediately jumped in his X-Wing and raced to confront Vader. If he found Vader in that state, Luke wouldâve been even more unbalanced and unfocused, which wouldâve lead to him losing the duel worse and being either killed or captured by Vader, since Leia wouldnât have been close enough to save him.
Mistake Number 9 that led to the fall of the order: Not believing people who had been dead for 1,000 years were back without proof
I want you to imagine a hypothetical with me: a guy that is somehow vaguely influential in politics walks up to the UN and tells them that Leif Eriksson and the Vikings are back and coming to kill everybody. This man has no proof beyond what he and a couple of people with him say , and there has been no indication of this at all before he shows up. I know in that scenario Iâd want the UN to throw him out until he had proof.
Thatâs the modern day equivalent of Qui Gon telling the Jedi the Sith are back. Heâs making a huge claim with no evidence. You canât expect the Jedi to immediately believe him no questions asked. The instant thereâs actual proof of this, we see the two most influential and powerful Jedi, Mace and Yoda, talking about how they need to look out for other Sith. They are taking the threat seriously, they just arenât omniscient like the audience.
Mistake Number 10 that led to the fall of the order: When they were enemies of the state who would be killed if they didnât hide, they hid
Truly, a horrible mistake. Now theyâre mad at Obi Wan and Yoda for going into hiding, unlike other survivors of Order 66. Other survivors such as Kanan, Ahsoka, Cal, and Quinlan, perhaps. All of these characters went into hiding. Cal and Kanan were forced out of hiding, and Ahsoka helped with the early rebellion while remaining in hiding, but pretty much every order 66 survivor tried to go into hiding.
Now, if youâll excuse me, Iâm going to go cry.
#star wars#Obi Wan#Yoda#obi wan kenobi#Mace#Mace Windu#jedi#jedi order#jedi order positive#jedi positive#anti filony#luke skywalker
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@ everyone pissed about the Teen Wolf movie ending...
this is the most controversial thing iâve voiced my opinion on, so...before i say what iâm about to, i want to make it clear that i love derek hale with my entire heart and iâve put in countless hours writing fics to give him a life of happiness and healing and love. that being addressed, iâm not upset by the ending of the Teen Wolf movie. yes, iâm okay with derekâs passing. hereâs why:
1 |Â i love that he was made out to be a wonderful dad. his primary focus was always about eli. the strides he clearly took to become the dad eli deserved are evident in the proper house they lived in, the lacrosse games he attended, the way he tried to suppress his own shift just because he thought he traumatized eli as a kid, etc. eli was not afraid of pissing him off by stealing the jeep and being a brat, so we know derek was likely not a hard-ass with him. this is major character growth from the last time we saw him, and i think that can be attributed to becoming a father. i canât express how much i love dad!derek.
2 |Â i understand the frustration behind his death involving fire, but honestly, i think it was a way he could potentially be written back into a future installment. it wasnât normal fireâit was jordanâs hellfire. i can very easily see how jeff (or fic writers) could come up with a storyline where derek is brought back from hell/afterlife, if necessary. what we know is that his eyes turned red (true alpha?) and then he disappeared into the hellfireâthere was no body, no bones, no anything left behind to prove that he was dead. jeff couldâve easily left his burnt body there to get the point across, if he wanted. i really think it was a way to write a vague enough ending to derek that they could do something with it, if hoechlin agreed to come back for another movie.
3 | hoechlin is not trying to be a part of this series anymore. the fact that jeff got him back for this movie was impressive, considering he doesnât seem to have as much reliance on Teen Wolf as some of the other actors do. it was clear throughout the movie that jeff is trying to set eli up to be the new âTeen Wolfâ, and i have to say, iâm so glad that jeff understood that a hale needed to be the focus and protector of beacon hills. itâs hale territory, not scottâs.
i would rather derek (potentially) die protecting his territory and son, than have jeff fuck his characterization again by making him absent from future installments while his son is risking his life as a main character, fighting off the bullshit of beacon hills. derek would never leave eli to fight those battles without him, unless he was dead. so if hoechlin isnât coming back for future movies, and eli is meant to be the new Teen Wolf, i want derek to be dead. iâd be absolutely livid if jeff made another movie focused on eli, and derek wasnât there beside him. that would be the biggest fuck-you to derekâs character growth jeff couldâve done.
4Â |Â canon literally isnât real to us, you guys. a huge portion of our fandom hasnât even seen the show. weâre so good at picking and choosing what we keep or ignore, because weâre fortunate enough to have a massive collection of fanfictions and art which rewrite everything thousands of different ways. instead of getting so worked up about canon shit, we can literally just go find fics of the versions we like better lol. we have such an amazing fandom that canon holds so little weight compared to the content we create. just take the things you liked from the movie and ignore the rest.
#teen wolf movie#teen wolf movie spoilers#teen wolf#sterek#unpopular take#you dont have to agree with me#just think about it maybe#im just seeing post after post about people being pissed and i needed to voice my thoughts
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//rtdldx, Magolor epilouge main spoiler
Ok how do you think about the ending of Magolor epilouge ?
I'm pretty satisfied but I've seen some people who don't like it, because it's even more vague if the main mode Magolor really come back to Dreamland.
But regarding of the Ultimate Sword move in Star Allies, I think they are all the same Magolor. Maybe Lor found him in that *Spoiler* dimension and they come back together (20th anniversary).
I believe that Magolor still misses Kirby and the rtdl team, even those characters in *Spoiler* world parallel those in the og universe, they are still not the same. Hal, please don't prove us that Magolor abandons every relationship he had had in the og universe. (Start to feel scared.) Ok... let me drink some water... and calm down. I don't think Magolor would do that, although I only have some little evidence.
But hey! Your headcanon get somehow justified! *Spoiler* Magolor is the og Magolor!
I saw that some people didn't like it! To be honest, I was surprised to learn that! Not that there's anything wrong with people feeling that way. It's going to touch everyone differently, but I felt satisfied through pretty much the whole experience!
I DID drop my controller and scream and point at the TV when I saw Kirby Clash Magolor, but since I was always a fan of "Magolor ended up in Kirby Clash after his loss in RtDL" one of my rare HC getting justified made me excited!
And yes, I think it's pretty seriously likely that Magolor managed to find his way back to Dream Land/Pop Star. This game doesn't exactly de-canonize Kirby's Dream Collection, and Magolor and the Lor had to have reunited at some point...
Plus, it always seemed to me as if buying out Shopkeeper Magolor's shop, allowing him to re-decorate his store to be gold, blue, and gear themed, and having him switch into his original clothes, was emblematic of a "My time here is over!" moment for him.
That's always when I pictured him finally being "free" to return to Dream Land. (And now that we know there's some kind of power - Master Crown Power, to be precise - attached to the Gem Apples, it makes sense that he'd need to collect them in order to gather enough power to return to the Lor/Dream Land. In fact...)
...It's kind of fun to speculate!
Maybe Magolor was unable to/unwilling to collect the gem apples himself? (I mean, why run a store right next to a literal "gold mine?" Just get the money yourself!) Or maybe he's still a little traumatized from the whole Master Crown thing and didn't want to touch the tree... (You can see him visibly shaking/crying after the Epilogue boss fight, poor guy) Or maybe he COULDN'T harvest from the tree directly? Maybe he feared corrupting it/being corrupted by the power of the Master Tree Crown again!
The end result is, Magolor needed even more power to return/cross dimensions, but he also needed someone else to provide it for him. Someone pure of heart and unable to be corrupted. (As even Landia struggled with the crown.) Thus, Team Kirby enters the picture.
...Also, he also always wanted to run his own shop, so I guess that's convenient!
But I think your theory that the Lor comes and finds him  (aka, the Dream Collection theory) is a great one too! It didn't make sense for the Lor to rescue Magolor immediately after him going overlord, but after Magolor's worked hard for days/months/years/??? to change and become better? And has been living side by side with the Master Tree Crown for all that time without being tempted by it? (As the new pause screens suggest the Lor didn't "talk" to him before because it suspected he was being influenced by the crown)
And yes, I absolutely agree with you that Magolor cares about his bonds with the RtDL group and wants to see them all again!
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Circling back around, I saw someone mention that it seemed cruel for Magolor to abandon (or potentially betray) the people he met in Dream Kingdom to return to Pop Star, but there is such a thing as making friends in a new place while still having another, separate place that's more "home" to you.
It's pretty clear that Bandanna Waddle Dee makes a fine guardian for the tree, and Team Kirby will keep Dream Kingdom safe. Even though Magolor probably WAS on good terms with the people of Dream Kingdom, I think that for him, it would still be kind of mentally exhausting/emotionally painful to deal with people who only LOOKED like those he wanted to see again day after, day after day.
:cough cough: and there's no Marx anywhere in Dream Kingdom, which would also be sad for him </Marxolor feels> :cough cough:
Magolor really does need to go home. Even if Team Kirby sees him as a friend, the person he REALLy wanted to be friends with... was OUR Kirby.
...I'll talk more about that later of course!
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hmm in the premise that SE is definitely set out to be killing a non existent ship in the trilogy (preferably in part 2 already), I just don't understand how anyone can think the story would go astray from it's array of chekhov's guns. Tbh, when I first watched AC, as a kid, in my mind I just assumed tifa was his gf and z and a were like his comrades who died. The part where he called him "mother" did help tons for me to think of it this way. It was only after 15 years? That I discovered there was even a debate? So I spoiled myself and by the principles of storytelling, FF7 seems to have the trope of quite literally any amnesia tropy kdrama plot I've ever seen that also exist in jp media. Aka, anything that happened during his amnesia phase does not count after finding out who he is, because he was most party manipulated to not remember things by the narrative and its character. Mind you, this is just me spoiling myself for a small context of a game i haven't played yet and only have superficial understanding of the characters. Also, the part in lifestream really sells it lol, he gets himself back? Because he was false before? It's so weird why this is even confusing.
So, I had a conversation with my bro about this and he's a debater, I told everything about the "LTD" and it's a long talk but he says, it's a non-debate. Since cloti is sourced explicitly in the game and sources, answering cloud's feelings as the main question.. the ltd asks "what does he feel for a?" But the thing is, it can also be asked "what does he feel for z?" Easily can be romantic IF we base thier "logic" of ca on zack + cloud. Canon wise both are stated as friends to him. But romantic? For both, it LITERALLY doesn't exist. It's not as to make it vague per say, but that the writers, story, and characters have no idea that it's even needed to be answered. Aka it is by default platonic. Not vague, it's platonic as stated by canon sources as it's the only one that exists. The LTD is a cult like idea that continued to persist in the fandom of FF7. But never in the mind of it's creator. This is their mistake. They find this as an activity of the fandom, but reality is, it undermines their work greatly. Destroying all the characters, and story they've made and for what? Cheap pity fan service? That's lazy. This isn't a charm of the game, but a mistake of its delivery. I mean as evident as how many pitied tifa in AC. Essentially it's like 1+1=2 (canon) but someone says it's 3. In short it's BS, but a lot are biting on "maybe it is 3" and ignoring all the proof for the sake of negating. Hence a non-debate because canon has already won and will always win.
Now, I saw a zerith point out how they're so happy they're even getting anything. Tbh I found this strange, a good story would utilize the successful built up if zack and they are thank god. But why do I see this as a random person? And they don't? I feel there's trauma in this fandom, and I hate that for all of you and a story that has intense potential. Which leads me to a "funny" thought. It seems for so long, cas have been going on about their way to misinform everyone, thus encouraging incels, dudebros, bandwagoners alike. This does not seem to sit well with devs, I sure hope so. I feel like the fact that they've been this toxic, is the reason why SE is extra mean to them and is even planning to finally give them an answer to the "what does c feel for a?" After all these time? A question that was never important to begin with because it's already platonic by default but copers want more. It is because of this desire, most likely "he doesn't feel romantically inclinde, even if you as a player did, he does not, never will, never did" would be the answer. SE could have let them have their merry way, but they've been pos. So they made the compilation, imperfect, but there's Zack, now Zerith is coming around and with closure, Cloti is being emphasized. They added stuff for cloti and more important, reduced what was "theirs". Had cloud's mocap actor emphasize cloti and downplay ca. We even had a trailer quite literally exposing to the whole world how disgusting the idea of ca is, and if you liked it? Lol get help , your morals are astray. There's so much much more, and for some reason if this is successful, if SE actually gives a shit for art and not cheap money? Then lmao, cas made all of this happen just because they can't stop fcking things up. The existence of a problem, that needs to be fixed. Because of that, ZA will be pushed on their faces, and they will definitely not like CT more with all the sexual built up in part 1. I'm obviously joking to " thank them", of course, the devs who lost their patience are to be thanked as they've been inspired to take responsibility for their shortcomings as well. But yeah, if everyone understood OG on the get go? And AC didn't get much shit? Nobody pitied tifa? doubt we would be even getting this much content for cloti, maybe cloud, and quite especially tifa.
It's a strange journey, but I hope I'm right about them having integrity. I sure hope so. I hope they don't leave room for pity, I hope they are ruthless with it. I don't think I ship anyone but I am a sucker for a masterpiece, and I very much want this to be one.
None of the devs have ever thought about that ship, and even when asked point blank Nojima was all "idk" and had to come up with something on the spot but even that was negative because he stated Aerith cares more about the planet than she would Cloud
Which is obvious from how she has zero respect for him
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I am a bit lost for words. I didn't know you'd be upset or that you've been asked the questions I asked countless times already. All the interviews I mentioned are interviews that have been known by most people in the aot fandom...
Kamiya san never said Levi and Erwin were not even friends...
Anyway, thanks for answering... I think because you've answered these questions before you kind of brushed of all my questions to tell me it wasn't canon. Please, I wasn't trying to push you to think they are canon. I simply wanted to be able to take off my own shipper goggles but your answers have still left me confuse because the wasn't any concrete answers that didn't seem like an annoyed rant.
There is so much hostility toward the Eruri fandom by Levi stans even tho there are people who literally ship Levi with Eren. It's baffling.
There's plenty there that's concrete. You brushing my answers off as "not concrete" pretty much proves my point. Nothing you noted to me or claimed has any, evidentiary backing. It's all pure speculation and assumption and applied meaning with nothing to actually back it up, which is what I told you, which is why I don't take any of it seriously. You read meaning into scenes which is colored by your bias of wanting to see it as romantic, and when I tell you so, you tell me I've offered you nothing concrete. I gave you explanations which make infinitely more sense, when taken in the context of the actual events unfolding in the story, than to simply say it's "meant to be seen as romantic". An example, you trying to imply that Levi holding the serum to his chest is somehow indicative of his feelings for Erwin, when all it is, as I explained, is Levi hesitating because he's just discovered Erwin is alive. You want it to mean that Levi's heart is hurting, or whatever, but it literally doesn't mean anything other than what I've laid out. How is that "not concrete"? I am annoyed, because I get asks like this constantly and I've repeatedly stated that I don't want to talk about this anymore, but no one ever listens. You must know my stated stance on Eruri, so you must know what my answers will be, and yet you continue to needle me about it, like you can't just simply accept my answers.
I didn't brush your questions off. I literally went through every one and gave you my legitimate thoughts on each. You presented nothing to me which proves, or even suggest that Levi is in love with Erwin, because there simply isn't anything to support the notion. What's so confusing about that? What's so hard to accept about that?
I'm not hostile toward Eruri shippers, I'm just sick of these inane, persistent and obsessive questions I get, over and over, most of which in fact are aimed at me with the intent to argue. I said I'm sorry for being harsh, but you have to understand this from my perspective.
It's beyond tiring at this point. I gave you thorough answers to your questions, you then accuse me of brushing you off and not giving you anything concrete, because they weren't the answers you wanted, and then you act confused as to why I'm being so blunt. This kind of act gets to me, this constant hiding behind a facade of innocent intent or ignorance, as if you don't know what my opinion already is. You do, I'm sure, but you keep pushing. I've talked about this particular topic more times than I can count. You provide no evidence for the things you claim Isayama has said, saying it's because you don't know how to link to the source. There's endless supplies of false rumors and mistranslations floating around out there, and none of it matters, as I've repeatedly stated, because, again, the only thing that matters is what's in the manga/anime. That' IT. Even if Isayama said whatever it is you claim he said, it doesn't matter, because those are just off-handed, spur of the moment, vague answers given without much thought in live settings, or they're interview answers given in the midst of his writing the story, which necessarily means he can't give complete, fleshed out answers to anything, either because he didn't have a fully formed picture in his head at the time of where things were going, or he couldn't reveal what he knew because it would spoil the story.
If you want to believe Levi was in love with Erwin, go right ahead. But don't pretend like there's actual, concrete evidence or proof of it in the story, because there isn't.
I've written three replies to you now, and you haven't shown an ability to accept my answers on either one. You want to believe Levi and Erwin are romantically involved, and nothing to the contrary is going to matter to you, including the lack of proof in canon. I think this conversation is done now.
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WHATÂ NOTÂ TOÂ DOÂ WHENÂ INTERACTINGÂ WITHÂ MYÂ BLOG PLEASEÂ REPOSTÂ FROMÂ THEÂ SOURCE : Â Â DOÂ NOTÂ REBLOG !
BASICS !
NAME / ALIAS : Â Â Kraehe
AGE :   over 25
PRONOUNS : Â Â she / her
BLOG TYPE :   single muse, selective, mutuals only, private
TYPEÂ OFÂ MUSES : Â Â canon
GENERALITIES !
TRIGGERS PEOPLE MUST TAG :   necrophilia, bestiality, trypophobia
INTEREST TRACKER / CHECKER :   i don't have one
REBLOG KARMA :   i practice it sometimes
RULE PASSWORDS :   i donât have one, i send passwords
3 - 5Â ESSENTIALÂ RULESÂ PEOPLEÂ HAVEÂ TOÂ RESPECT
antis to not follow me.   iâve already had to block a few people who have in their rules they wonât interact w/ those who write problematic topics⌠  despite the fact that i literally state in my rules i write problematic topics !   read my rules, itâs obvious when you donât.
i donât really have rules, besides my previous statement, that i expect others to abide by.  just as long as people act like adults, tag their posts  &.   are chill, i donât really care about what people do on their blog
3 - 5Â IMPORTANTÂ PETÂ PEEVESÂ TOÂ KEEPÂ INÂ MIND
vaguing.   it makes me super anxious   &.   nervous because i donât know who to trust, whether i even should to begin w/ or like i have to pick a side without me even knowing the who   &.   whatâs going on.   at the very least, tell me itâs not a big thing so i donât have to worry
not informing me if something i do is bothering you.  ya got two options fam, either tell me whatâs going on so we can work it out civilly  &.   come to an understanding, or just block me.  itâs all good, weâre all here to have a chill time - curate your online experience.  iâll do the same
pressuring me to join servers.  itâs happened in the past - no is a complete sentence
not respecting my portrayal
getting onto a soapbox   &.  telling others what they should / shouldnât roleplay or write.  youâre an adult - you can block, you can blacklist  &.  you can unfollow.  people can ship / write what they want, no justifications or trauma required
2 - 5Â THINGSÂ THATÂ WILLÂ LEADÂ TOÂ INSTANTÂ ( SOFT )Â BLOCKING
if i donât vibe w/ your blog / portrayal   â   this one isnât bad or anything, it happens
if i get insecure when mutuals interact w/ duplicates / duplicate anxiety   â   again, it happens.  doesnât mean iâm trying to start shit or started hating anyone, iâm just kind of pathetic at times
2 - 5Â REASONSÂ YOUÂ DON'TÂ TOÂ FOLLOWÂ SOMEONE
if they have â donât follow me if you write XYZ / are a proshipper / interact with - insert dozens users here - â or any variation thereof in their rules
if they have â youâre allowed to warn me about users with current problematic evidence â in their rules.   i think we all generally do this w/ our closer mutuals / friends  &.   thatâs fine !   but when you declare it in such a way, it makes it seem like youâre almost on the lookout for â problematic â   (  i use that term loosely  )  users constantly   &.   that makes me side eye you hard
if you proudly declare yourself to be pro callout
disorganized blogs / layout / formatting, low effort blogs, uncut posts, lack of overall aesthetic.   shallow ?   to a certain point, yes   &.   i do apologize, but itâs just personal preference.  itâs not a dealbreaker though - if your writing is stellar   &.  you clearly put effort into your muse, that trumps all.  the opposite is true as well :   pure aesthetics, extremely heavy formatting that i can barely read / comprehend w/ absolutely no writing is a dealbreaker
lack of age.   iâm really only interested in writing w/ people 21+.   ideally, itâd be 25+ but that would narrow my search for roleplay partners immensely.   but yeah, age has to be somewhere on the blog for me to even consider following back
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WOW đ im starting to wish YOU wrote the âas old as timeâ book since thats the only âofficialâ world building disney gave us and it was ⌠bad đ
ok ok so everything made sense but i still got some questions .. im so sorry đ
so before i ask about time, how old do you think adam was before the curse? i see in the remake the change from âif he could learn to love before his 21st bdayâ to âif he could learn to love before the LAST PETAL FELLâ so now im like how much time was that really ?? i mean obviously ur right on the whole time freezing if they felt like removing a key plot point of it all happening before adams 21st and the whole eternal winter fiasco, so whatever adams age was before the curse was the same after?? So im asking a follow up bc im still a bit confused if youâre saying the gap between the WHOLE curse is january to june? am i getting this right lmk đ i seriously think someday you should write a timeline on ur beauty and the beast world bc i am loving this theory sm?? literally everywhere else is yapping about it being 10 years (some are saying the curse was 21 years!!) and the enchantress being belles mom for some reason??? literally so silly đŁď¸ anyway idk man ur ideas r just refreshing for this fandom ngl đ anyway thxs for answering my questions dude <33
AAHH iâm smiling SO WIDE!!! i love this so much !!! yeah yeah yeah
okay SO! yes, because batb 2017 changed the parameters of the curse, itâs up to us to decide his age! i actually decided a while ago that i would make him 21. this was mainly to honor batb 1991, but i also like that he was young. and you didnât ask this, but i headcanon belle is 20. theyâre a couple of younginâs!! belle turned 20 in may, the movie takes place in june, and adam will turn 22 in august. SO yes he was 21 when he was cursed, and just 21 the whole time. thatâs just my timeline for ya. i think belle is surprised to learn how close in age they are, when adam inevitably reveals his age to her when theyâre courting. i think adam has Always been old for his age. (caused by childhood trauma and also just his personality) and iâm sure being cursed sort of âagedâ him a bit too. something i love about them is that while belle is mature for her age as well, she is also able to bring out the child in him. he laughs with her, they play with and tease each other. theyâre best friends, always. so he IS young, but heâs never really matched his actual age. lifeâs been difficult for him, despite the royal status :(
as for the timeframe of the curse, yeah that works!! iâm not too fussy about how many months exactly it has been, but i think six months is a solid number, and a storm in january makes just as much sense as anything. some day, when iâm feeling extra insane, i want to develop my own formula for how time compares in and out of the curse. like one real day equals one curse week, or something like that. iâll do that some day lol. but for now iâm just vague about it. they were under the curse for MONTHS (six works nicely) and it FELT like a couple/few YEARS. belle was at the castle for five days (according to gaston), so how long did it FEEL like she was there? i think her and adam spent weeks, maybe months, falling in love. once she spent the night there, i think she fell into their frozen timeline as well. (maurice doesnât experience it because he doesnât sleep there!) which is kind of cool!! i love writing extra scenes that happen during the curse, because in my view, a lot more time passes in that period. which is evident (to me) in the nature of their rapport and dynamic. they donât seem like two people who have only known each other for 5 days, do they? :â)
as to your lamentations, i can only sympathize. while i do love and respect batb 1991, it really has some frustrating plotholes for people who like digging into lore & canon. and i hate to start up comparisons, but iâll just say iâm quite thankful for everything batb 2017 does to button up those issues. the ten years thing is rough, because that IS was 91 lumiere says! iâd have a hard time refuting that, myself. as you may have noticed, iâm quite the canon girlie lmao. i think lumiere was just being dramatic and hyperbolic, which lends to 17 lumiere singing âtoo longâ instead of âten yearsâ â which i am so thankful for. the 21 years is⌠ludicrous? i have no idea how people could get there. maybe they think adam was cursed from birth ??? ugh. donât get me started on people who forget that he was born a human being, AND DESERVES TO BE A HUMAN BEING AFTER THE CURSE IS LIFTED. iâll blow a fuse. anyway!!
the enchantress being belleâs mother theory is i BELIEVE from a book thatâs like batb but with a twist? i think thereâs a whole series of books that are disney movies with wild twists. and for the batb one, itâs that her mother was the enchantress. iâm not ever going to read that, because itâs ridiculous, and canon is my beloved best friend that doesnât need changing. but yeah i think thatâs where that comes from. whateva. i have lots of lovely lore about belleâs beloved mama alreadyđ
thank you again for your kindness and appreciation of my thoughts!!!! i canât express enough how much it means to me. thank you a million timesđ
#as always please continue to ask questions if youâre confused. it is literally okay and i could talk about this forever đđđđ#you donât know how happy youâre making me truly like đđ answering batb2017 asks?????? iâm on cloud 9 dude <3 thank YOU đđđđ#batb meta#batb headcanons#batb 2017#anonymous#answered
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(nothing serious under the cut, just petty frustration)
every time i pull open a fic that takes place post-brucequest and im having a grand old time and then the fic has tim and dick be on bad terms or has tim mention something about "dick threatening to send him to arkham" and i have to just. scream into a fucking pillow. bc a) DICK LITERALLY NEVER DID THAT HE JUST SUGGESTED THAT TIM GET THERAPY BECAUSE TIM LOST SO MANY PEOPLE IN SO SHORT A PERIOD OF TIME. LIKE YEAH HE DIDNT BELIEVE THAT BRUCE WAS ALIVE BUT ALSO TIM DIDNT PROVIDE ANY EVIDENCE HE KEPT IT ALL TO HIMSELF UNTIL HE HAD DEFINITIVE PROOF BECAUSE. AND HE EVEN ADMITTED THIS TO HIMSELF. TIM ONLY "KNEW" BRUCE WAS LOST IN TIME AT FIRST BECAUSE HE HAD TO BELIEVE IT WAS TRUE FOR HIS OWN SAKE. and b) tell me you fundamentally do not understand their relationship without telling me you fundamentally do not understand their relationship.
canonically. during brucequest (the first half of red robin) tim ignored, deleted, and avoided everyone who tried to contact him before he was Officially Back In Gotham after the fight with ra's. to the point where lucius fox had to physically send his daughter to try and bring tim back. EXCEPT.
when dick called. he picked up. (and then he had to come back to gotham briefly to help deal with the blackest night zombie problem before going back to what he was doing)
but like. he was on rough terms with dick. he was ACTIVELY LEADING the LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS. and yet tim is still immediately ride and die for dick. tim canonically has contingencies for literally everyone he interacts with EXCEPT FOR DICK. HE SAYS HE NEVER WILL HAVE ONE FOR DICK. HE LOVES AND TRUSTS HIS BROTHER IMPLICITLY!!
like. yeah tim probably wont be as open with dick about his mental health. and all that. but like. while he was hurt by dicks actions, i dont think he was ever actually angry at dick. not really
tim telling him "youre my brother, youll always be there to catch me" is as much an i forgive you as it is a you can never know how ready i was to die there
just the same as dick asking him "how did you know id be there" is as much a im sorry i wasnt there for you these past few months as it was a please tell me you knew id show up, somehow
sometimes! common fanon is a lie!! and also directly contradicts canon!! and frankly sometimes!!! common fanon!! is WORSE!! anyway at this point i think anyone who writes anything even relating vaguely to the events of red robin (2009) needs to read red robin (2009). its only like 26 issues and you can find the whole run on readcomicsonline i promise you its not that big of a hardship. if you want content warnings hmu im planning on making a spreadsheet for it anyway
#rrm.txt#just complaining about fanon trends in batman fic dont worry about it#fuck whatever bruce has going on i need to examine tim and dicks pre-n52 relationship under a fucking microscope#also if you want receipts for anything i stated as happening. also hmu i will grab screenshots i am so autistic abt this comic run
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Wanda was canonically born in 1989. Agent Woo states this in Wandavision, itâs on the mcu Wiki, and the official mcu timeline book states that AoU occurred in 2015. So in AoU, she was 26, and assuming that she and Pietro had been with Hydra for maybe 5 years before that (and it definitely wasnât even that long, but Iâm being generous), she wouldâve been about 21 when she first volunteered. Following the official timeline, she wouldâve been 27 in Civil War, 29 in Infinity War, and still 29 in Endgame due to snap logic.
So, based on the fact that brains arenât fully done developing until the mid 20s, Wandaâs brain wouldâve been developed by the time she first appeared in the mcu, because she was 26 then. And even though Iâll concede that 21 year olds are still very immature and should definitely still be considered kids, thereâs only so much wiggle room that âtheir brain isnât fully developedâ argument can give you. Thatâs a valid response to a 21 year old laying out of work to party or driving drunk. It would not be a valid response to a 21 year old, say, murdering someone. Wanda signed up to work for terrorists, caused massive amounts of destruction and collateral death, and went on a mission to kill a group of people for revenge. At that point, using the argument that sheâs just immature isnât gonna cut it.
Screen Rant is not a reliable source in general. They arenât affiliated with Marvel in any way and they constantly get things wrong. The above paragraphs are literally just them assuming she was about 16 based on one vague line from Clint and then basing the entire rest of their age timeline off of that. And the article you linked is outdated (from 2020), from before we had any canon evidence about her age- itâs just the Screen Rant writers speculating about it. Their speculations ended up being incorrect. Wanda was factually never a teen during her onscreen time in the mcu.
All of that being said, I do agree with you that her being imperfect is what makes her an interesting character. Sheâs had very unheroic tendencies since she entered the mcu, and that actually separates her from the rest of the avengers. It makes her complex. It gives her depth of character. And I like that in a superhero (hell, I should know. Iâm a loki fan! lol). But when fans make excuses for her and argue that she just wasnât in her right mind etc, that diminishes that depth.
And finally, as to the line in the show: itâs hypocritical as hell. Not even getting into how problematic it is to have the token black woman say that to the white woman whoâs been beating the shit out of her for like 7 straight episodes. Wanda saying âit wouldnât change how they see meâ forlornly, as if it should change how these people sheâs held captive and tortured see her. It doesnât matter what she sacrificed to save the world- these people didnât ask her to do that and they donât owe her for doing it. Wanda chose to, selflessly. Thatâs what made it heroic. And doing something good for someone in the past doesnât mean they shouldnât be angry when you do something bad to them in the present. The whole implication that these victims of Wandaâs should be grateful to her for her past actions instead of being angry that she traumatised them in returnâŚ. yeah thatâs hilarious. And the fact that wasnât doing it on purpose at first (because she realised halfway through and still chose to keep going so she could hold onto her fantasy) means nothing in this context. If I had an emotional breakdown where I disconnected from reality and held some folks hostage in my basement and tortured them for a few weeks, it wouldnât matter that I was having a mental health crisis. They would hate me for what I did, and theyâd have every right to.
Anyway, this isnât meant to be an attack or anything. I know Iâve defended some of my favs more than I should have in the past. And really, itâs fiction. Itâs based on the viewerâs perception. So itâs impossible to have a wrong opinion on it- if you think her being somewhat young justifies her actions a bit, thatâs perfectly valid! And you know what, she has been through severe trauma her entire life so itâs understandable if fans see that as a reason to forgive her too. And Iâm not even being sarcastic, Wandaâs a super fascinating and empathetic character. Just because the fandom/narrative ruins her a bit for me doesnât mean it should for other people. Iâm glad you responded to my post, though. I love ranting lol.
Friendly reminder that Wanda was a whole ass adult in Civil War (27), also an adult in Age of Ultron (26) & most likely even an adult when she signed up to work with Hydra (23-24 maybe).
Like not even college age, but full-on adult. Pushing 30.
The whole âsheâs just a kidâ argument is bullshit.
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Your bias for Adler is showing and a lot of the things you source as âevidenceâ for the safe house crew forming attachment to Bell is your view through rose-tinted glasses. Anyone who was in the loop about MKUltra saw Bell as a tool or a science experiment, a brainwashed red to used against their own collective. You can say everyoneâs perception is valid, but it doesnât mean that it doesnât contradict canon behavior.
Cool :)
#i was going to write a politely worded message explaining my pov#but im tired and ultimately i'd just be running in circles here#long story short: this game is about perception and how you see these characters is entirely your perception#canonical evidence is vague and can point to literally just about anything#and the devs did that on purpose#that post was somebody asking my opinion and i gave my own based upon what i saw during the campaign#to be clear im not hating on anon#nor do i think anon was hating on me#the opinion i expressed wasn't really even sucking adler's dick idk what i said about him wasn't that optimistic#it seems rather true to his character imo#im sorry if this sounds super incoherent and didn't address all your points anon#im tired and words seem to fail me rn lmao
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The second AU inspired by this dream is less simple:
It's time for a Jessica Jones AU of Miraculous Ladybug. (This means things are... dark.)
@firebirdeternal and I initially joked around with this
Firebirdeternal: JJ flavored older Marinette who is, in fact, a huge hot mess, being time-travelled to Spunky Teen Superhero canon-adjacent Paris Something something wearing the miraculous for so long gave her Passive Superpowers so she literally just jumps through Gabe's Fancy Villain Skylight and punches him in the dick
phoenixyfriend: Chugs a beer (ugh, so American, what did you DO in New York?), crushes the can, skips the Akuma issue to punch Gabe in the facehole
but eventually knuckled down and drew up an actual AU structure.
Let's go! This will meander. Bear with me.
So we have Hot Mess Marinette, whose traumas are very different from those of Jessica Jones, but resulted in a similar air of 'just give me a drink and something to punch so I can stop feeling like trash for a bit.' I like Birdie's comment about the passive superpowers, so we're keeping that.
A JJ AU needs a competent mean lesbian to be a sharky lawyer, and I've decided that's Lila. She's giving PI Marinette jobs for court stuff (find evidence of an affair, serve a subpoena, etc), as her Jeri Hogarth.
Lila would make a good politician. She's got great hair and loves lying.
We're setting this in Chicago. Both of them moved out of Paris for different but similar reasons, boiling down to 'holy shit, trauma' and 'I don't want anyone who knew me as a teenager to know me now.'
Birdie:
They both sass each other constantly, and everybody who sees them interact for five minutes would swear that they hate each other, but low-key they're extremely close and can always count on the other to come pick them up when they're wasted (And make fun of their outfit) while dragging them home Lila + Marinette friendship based on the fact that Marinette is the only person Lila doesn't feel any compulsion to be liked by so she can actually express herself honestly with her and vice-versa
Marinette is such a mess these days that she's almost ashamed of being seen by her old friends BUT she's never cared what Lila thinks, and Lila pays her to serve subpoenas, so.
Yes, that's it exactly! "You don't expect me to be anything other than a Fucking Mess so I don't have to feel guilty about being a fucking mess"
I'm imagining that like, years post canon, everybody from the old Miraculous Crew has done remarkably well for themselves (on paper) and Marinette feels like a fucking wreck because Never-fully-processed PTSD from being a Child Superhero and her only social connections are either people who Didn't Know Her or people she can be comfortable being a mess around (Lila)
(Lila is having an affair with her secretary. Just. That part of the Jeri thing is very important to me.)
(Lila and Marinette messed around a bit, before Marinette dropped out of college for the aforementioned trauma-and-burnout reasons, when she was still trying to keep it together and thought Maybe It's Just A Sexuality Crisis I Can Kiss My Way Out Of.)
also, idea for general/vague plot points: Marinette "I can't bother my friends they're all well adjusted and successful within their field and I'm a wreck"
Alya "I can't shake the horrible feeling that all my success as a blogger/reporter is based on the fact that as a teenager I hit the Popularity Lottery by randomly being best friends with a superhero and everything I've built from that point on feels like a huge lie that I don't deserve"
Nino "I'm a touring musician with success and notoriety but I've lost touch with all my friends from highschool which makes me feel like a sellout bastard and I'd trade it all away to have them back except I'm terrified they wouldn't have me so I can't let go of material gains"
Adrien "I have exactly three neurons remaining that aren't drowning in stress and guilt about the fact that my Fashion Empire was built by my supervillain father and I never had the chance to figure out who Ladybug was before it all came tumbling down and I have no way to contact her or any of my other friends because I've convinced myself they'd all resent me for my father's actions anyways"
Chloe "Is actually remarkably well adjusted because she went to therapy and ditched her abusive family and is living her best life in her own lane and is probably the one Marinette runs into first"
Kagami is Marinette's Matt. The blindness was hereditary and hit in their twenties. Mostly I want Lawyer Kagami, and in regards to her and Lila being in the same field, I think they're unrelated lawyers who do different work? Lila does mostly civil suits.
I am also just like, deeply into "Lila is a lawyer because it lets her weaponize her Worst Traits to do Good in the world" and also "Lila does not by any measure actually stop being a huge bitch or actively problematic in her personal life" she's just like, actively trying to shovel garbage out of the world in order to personally make up for the share she put into it. Does a lot of divorce cases for abused spouses pro-bono, still definitely cheats on her fiance with her secretary.
"I am committed to making the world a better, safer place" "Do you want to examine any of your personal actions in the face of that statement?" "No"
A mess, but a shiny one. Chloe got therapy, Lila got a law degree.
Chloe got therapy and a motorcycle and a punk undercut and the only member of her family she regularly talks to is her half-sister. (And her dad on his birthday. He was incompetent but not Evil.) (Also shoutout to the Crimson Vision version of Chloe for being my ideal Headcanon for Adult Chloe)
I LOVE CV CHLOE SO MUCH
I feel like Kagami visits Lila for Law Reasons and runs into Marinette in the lobby, and it's deeply awkward for everyone (except Lila, who thrives on drama), because this is the first time anyone's seen Marinette in years.
Alya, after the gossip reaches her with Marinette's new contact info: SERIOUSLY? ILLINOIS? YOU LEFT PARIS FOR ILLINOIS?
Marinette and Lila both wanted a fresh start and NYC wasn't an option because Chloe.
Kagami and Chloe bullied their way into staying friends with Adrien and Nino still makes the effort so Adrien does in fact have a girl gang. (Per Birdie, it lessens the "Everyone's a hot mess bitch let's get you some fruite" vibes, but it's also still good.)
Lila seems like the kind of overachiever that would have a license to practice law in both the US and France. She makes her big fancy return to Paris for something insane like "Ivan was framed for triple homicide" and she's decided to take the case Pro Bono (and dragged Marinette along with her).
Marinette just bulldozes her way through the investigation and it scares the shit out of everyone. She has a "Talks about their city like they kind of want to have sex with it" monologue in Paris.
Lila gets Complaints about Marinette and just laughs it off. This has been happening for years, people. She's not concerned. This is the new normal, friends!
Alya: Girl I haven't heard from you in three years and NOW you come back with Lila of all people, smelling like a distillery and punching information out of people?
everyone expects her to be the Clever Inspiring Leader and instead she's just. The Tank. Plows through obstacles and drags people out of bars into the alley to have a Talk with them.
segue but Chloe is the Kristen Stewart of this reality in the "Is incredibly, visibly gay, just short of Actively Having Sex with her Girlfriend in Public, and all the tabloids call them Pals and speculate on whether she and Adrien are in a relationship" sense Chloe: Okay so maybe I was carrying a bit of a torch for Little Miss Perfect in high school so what" Lila: Bitch you were carrying a roadside emergency flare and repressing so hard you tried to drown it in a lake"
Marinette, pretending to not be in the hotel room when Alya comes by: Lila you have to cover for me make up an excuse you're good at that Lila: Hey Alya, yeah no Marinette's not here right now, do you want me to tell her you dropped by? Alya: uh... yeah that would be good. Sure. Lila: [turns her head] Alya dropped by. Anyways I'm gonna go get some coffee you two sort your shit out before I get back [opens the door wide open as she leaves]
Bitch Love her
helpful bitch! Ain't nobody got time for this shit, get the messy crying stuff over with she already knows you're going to be fine afterwards!
"You shacked up with LILA?" "Hell no, she's already got a fiancee AND a mistress, I'm not getting involved with that." "Oh. So you didn't sleep with Lila then." "... I didn't say THAT."
Alya, certified Flannel Wearer, looking at Lila walk down the hallway in heels and a nice suit ".... okay yeah fuck I can't throw stones here"
what if all the Miraculous Kids kept some measure of power after Whatever Happened Happened? So there's an element of like "How are you so sure that Ivan didn't murder those people?" "Because he didn't level a city block in the process, Lila. We'd know if something made him lose his temper." to that angle of the plot.
hmmmmm no Kwamis, because however the final nonsense with Gabemoth went down they all had to go dormant for a while to recover? (no Trauma related to it other than "Wait what do you mean my emotional support Cute Magical Mentor isn't going to be around to give me advice any more" but isn't that enough when you're also a Teen Superhero who never got therapy?) And that's part of why Marinette is spiraling so hard?
Marinette "Why didn't I keep the good luck powers my life is a mess" Tikki, in the Great Beyond "Because I am trying to use coincidence magic to make you confront your trauma in a healthy way and reconnect with your friends but you keep turning LEFT and getting DRUNK you IDIOT MORTAL CHILD WHOM I LOVE" [banging her head into the fabric of reality]
#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Lila Rossi#Chloe Bourgeois#crossovers#The Defenders#MCU#AKA Jessica Jones#miraculous ladybug#MariLila#Lilanette#phoenix posts#alcoholism mention#alcohol mention
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Whatâs the implication of the Marx soul mask does that mean. Marx soul canonically existed?? Did magolor meet marx soul??????? Iâm going insane (this is like the fourth thing rtdl dx made canon what the hell)
So, when I first booted up RtDL DX and got the "Merry Magoland" intro, I remember being a little confused.
Another place? Another time?
I started a new game in Japanese and while the text is BASICALLY the same (no mistranslations or anything) the implication here was much more like "at some point in the future Magolor built a theme park for his friends."
Which basically sets Merry Magoland as post-Star Allies/post-Forgotten Land. I mean, we'll need to wait for the inevitable Nintendo Dream interview to see if I'm right, but...
When I first joined the fandom, I didn't realize this was as hot a take as it turns out to be but, <HOT TAKE WARNING> I've never subscribed to the "all post-game modes aren't canon" thing. I play along with it because a lot of the fandom does, and "maybe Galactca Knight will finally be canon" is a funny joke, but I think people have taken the commentary from Planet Robobot too far, using as evidence that nothing post game is "canon." I don't buy it. I think you're just hurting your own Kirby experience by taking that too seriously. Maybe it doesn't happen in a linear fashion, maybe it's an AU or an alternate story, but are these games showing us things that happened, in one form or another? Yes, I say! (And I'll have more to say about that when I talk about...other things...)
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(Merry Magoland mask spoilers below. Nothing but vague spoilers regarding the game itself. ....I think...)
But if you really want your brain broken in regards to Merry Magoland masks and questionable canonicity, there's also a mask of Dark Matter Blade's HWC-manufactured CLONE in Magoland, and that boss ONLY showed up in PR's "non-canon" mode. So, yeah!
Long story short, Marx Soul has always been canon to me. I'd say, either Magolor heard some of these stories from the characters, or (more likely?) he happened to witness some of these events himself during his (implied) many extra-dimensional travels.
Maybe every time you see the Lor passing by in the background as an easter egg, OUR Magolor is in fact on that ship, watching!
The thing you said at the end! I think that's probably one of the biggest points in favor of the Marx Soul encounter BEING canon in some reality or another space and time we don't see.
But yes, basically that! Without Marx (Soul) absorbing Nova's parts to survive/be energized enough to move again, we really don't know how else he would have survived or how he gotten back.
And now that the epilogue's existence means we know people can (canonically ^^; ) "...go Soul" and survive, we have all the context necessary to suggest that Marx was seriously roughed up after the explosion, survived via Nova, went Soul, fought Kirby, and then, upon being cleaved in two, either had his own journey through another dimension/purgatory or he was found by Magolor immediately afterwards and returned to Pop Star after getting better!
Or he just...responded back on Pop Star after being cleaved in two! Because I still believe that most life in the Kirby verse doesn't "die" the way we humans think of death. I think "going Soul" is in fact dangerous, and maybe Nova being some kind of perpetual motion machine fused with Marx IS why he's still around, but mainly, I hold that there are very extenuating circumstances as to why the seemingly "perma-MiA" characters like Blade (spawn of a hive mind who had yet to develop full individuality/was reabsorbed back into the hivemind) Zero (died twice, may still be out there somewhere), Sectonia (still "alive" because fused with the dreamstalk), and Haltmann (literally had his soul data erased) have yet to revive.
Oh! And speaking of the being cleaved in two thing and Marx Soul, fufufu, I just want to shout and point randomly at my Marx is a Nightmare Wizard!possessed Noddy essay because I learned only recently that, unrelated to RtDL, Masked Dedede's "mask" absolutely has its origins in DARK MIND'S power?!
And if that's "word of god" canon, then there's no way you're going to convince me that Marx Soul's necklace didn't come from Nightmare Wizard in SOME form. (Sad that wasn't part of the mask render, btw. Since the sprite makes it so vague...)
#Kirby#Marx#Marx Soul#Marx Kirby#RtDL DX#Merry Magoland#...mask spoilers#Most of the rest of this is just classic Dess Marx-speculation
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FACT CHECK: Did JKR sue people for writing Wolfstar fanfiction? [FALSE] [with sources]
So, if you're at all active in the HP fandom, and ESPECIALLY if you're on TikTok, you've likely come across a post or video claiming the following:
JKR LITERALLY SUED PEOPLE OVER WOLFSTAR FANFICTION! AND THAT'S ALSO WHY SHE MADE REMADORA CANON -- TO SPITE THE SHIPPERS!
I'm not sure who first started this claim or how its various permutations grew, but it spread at the speed of light across social media. This widely-circulated meme summarizes it:
For the LONGEST time, I didn't know what to make of it. The claims were vague enough that they seemed like they could be true -- after all, JKR is a megacunt and a renowned TERF. You don't need to fact-check either of those things.
But then -- for the first time ever -- I came across a video on TikTok claiming that what was being said was NOT true, and that it was being used SPECIFICALLY to stir up drama. Which was... crazy, to say least.
And that led me, well, to do my own research & fact-check. I've taken the original video's structure and added some exposition as well.
So here's the truth:
That 2003 case the above meme refers to? Not even REMOTELY what the situation was about. Hell, not even CLOSE.
In 2003, JKR sent a cease-and-desist letter to an explicit adult HP fan fiction website, called "Restricted Section". Here's the letter:
As the above letter states, the site was sent a notice because of overarching concerns that minors would accidentally stumble onto the sexually explicit content the site hosted after searching up 'Harry Potter'.
The hand-wringing over minor safety probably seems dated now, but it was, in fact, standard practice in the early 2000s - sexually explicit fan content was being removed across the internet for those exact concerns. In fact, just the year before, in 2002, fanfiction.net was purged of NC-17 content (which would happen one more time, in 2012).
I feel ridiculous stating it, but just to be clear -- in the above letter and all my subsequent research, there's NO evidence she went after Wolfstar -- or any ship, for that matter -- directly.
In fact, the letter goes an extra mile to declare that "our clients (JKR) make no complaint about innocent fan fiction written by genuine Harry Potter fans", but that, "there is plainly a very real risk that impressionable children... will be directed... to your sexually explicit website".
But that leads in nicely to the next point -- the website DIDN'T shut down, as per the letter's request. Instead, they added password protection to ensure only members older than 17 were accessing it.
OK, but why did JKR and Warner Bros go after this site in the first place? Most believe it was because of a widely-publicized article in THE SCOTSMAN that talked about the website. But, once again, this article doesn't go after Wolfstar in particular -- it only goes after Harry x Draco and Harry x Snape. The inclusion of latter was arguably what generated the biggest controversy -- the pairing of Harry, a fictional minor, with an adult character, in slash stories largely written by adult heterosexual women, was not one that could be cast in a good light to the general public. It's hardly a surprise JKR's lawyers sought to do something before the controversy got out of hand and worried parents started to make calls.
What I said before still goes, though. The legal core of the issue was ALWAYS to do NOT with the ships, but the EXPLICIT NATURE of the work -- and the (very real) concerns that the series' then-mostly-under-18 readership could find said works with very little as far as guardrails were concerned. (I know, because I was one of those kids)
TLDR; JKR did NOT sue people over Wolfstar fanfiction, she sent a cease-and-desist notice to a website that was not taking adequate precautions to prevent minors from accessing the explicit adult content on the site.
To be clear -- this is not meant to be a statement on what to ENJOY in your fandom ships. You can ship Wolfstar, Remadora, both, neither -- it really doesn't matter. I think the fandom is critical enough of the author to have reclaimed her work on our own terms, and people should be allowed to just, idk enjoy things.
But propagating straight-up falsehoods is dangerous, especially when it comes at the expense of 1) a safe fandom environment (see: the current fandom ship wars between Remadora and Wolfstar, which are difficult to watch) and 2) serves as a distraction from the ACTUAL garbage JKR engages in (of which there is plenty -- no need to make it up lol).
Also, truth be told -- inter-fandom ship wars don't generally add anything productive to the necessary conversations that need to be had about her works. The thought that dashing fan ships was a key motivator in her writing rather than, I don't know, plot concerns, is ludicrous on face, and gives fans a level of control over the original writer that just... doesn't exist IRL? And certainly didn't back then?
And again -- the books would have been VERY different series, plot-wise, if Sirius Black HAD lived. Him being in a relationship with Remus, confirmed or implied, has no relation to that decision.
If we have talk Harry Potter, I'd rather talk about just about anything else -- the racism, the misogyny, the lack of any sort of organic queer rep and JKR's inability to just own up to the problems in her works. But the minutiae of ship wars -- and the inevitable stream of disinformation that comes with it, sans any kind of concrete evidence -- is one I'd prefer to pass on.
SOURCES:
Cease-and-Desist Letter Copy: http://archive.is/HTLsq
THE SCOTSMAN Article: http://archive.is/VdEaY
Restricted Section Updates Page:
https://web.archive.org/web/20030815233612/http://www.restrictedsection.org/news.php
BONUS: The original TikTok video I came across whose structure and sources I shamelessly stole to read and build out my argument. I copied a lot of their wording because it explained it better than I could, you just get some bonus snarky commentary from yours truly
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I just got into the fandom and I love it so much. However, there are parts where I just cringe. Iâm going to be completely honest when I say I canât see SS being a thing, a healthy one at that. A rumor said that Sasuke always had feelings for Sakura but he didnât know how to show them because hatred blinded him. I just... find it utterly bullshit. Hell, even I do ship narusasu, I tried to be open minded and not fall too far off canon or the characters. I donât understand how Sasuke had those feelings for her when all he did was shown the opposite and it felt genuine. He seem always annoyed and pushes her away. She kept forcing her feelings on him when he makes it clear that heâs not interested. I donât hate the ship because itâs not my ship but because itâs extremely toxic. It feels one-sided (Sakuraâs side) more than anything and itâs makes it hard to believe he had those feelings for her. I mean, on the second episode of season five, she confessed and poured out her heart and he blew it off. I cringed hard and was beyond disappointed because sheâs making it about herself. Thatâs literally how I feel about their damn ârelationshipâ. She made it about her and her only. When heâs hurting, itâs about her. Itâs so annoying and it makes me see how self-centered Sakura. When she said she understood Sasuke, I wanted to scream (I nearly did but my family is sleeping and I donât need a lecture.) She doesnât know Jackshit about Sasuke besides heâs the only survivor of his decease clan, heâs a loner who cares only about himself, and heâs attractive. Sheâs just like every other fangirl expect sheâs on his team. Iâm trying my best not to hate her but Damn sheâs really pushing it. Anything that annoyed me was that she made it seem like they were dating, again making it about herself and her feelings. She sent Naruto to get Sasuke for her benefits, so she can keep him. Again, disregarding Sasukeâs feelings and what he wanted. Naruto shouldâve said âIâll bring him back because HE wants too, to keep HIM safe, not for you.â I just canât with this ship. Iâm still wondering why the hell is it even a thing? Also find it beyond pitiful how she stayed with Sasuke in Boruto when he left for 12-13 years?! No note. No checking up. Nothing. Hell, Sarada doesnât know how her own father looks like or the truth of her mother. Both of them were miserable and I find it absolutely ridiculous when SS shippers still say âtheyâre in loveâ or theyâre OTP. If thatâs what true love looks like (good thing itâs not), then Iâd die single. I canât be the only one who thinks this ship is just as bad as Harley Quinn x Joker.
First off, Thanks for this lovely ask @larrycherry04 â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸ I've always wanted to write about this and your ask is the perfect timing.
Disclaimer: SS shippers, Sakura fans!!! Donât read this post!!
Me being an SNS shipper, I am just going to write this from a non-SNS perspective. Meaning, I am going to consider Naruto and Sasuke are just friends or rivals.Â
Bear with my lengthy answer.
Where do I even begin?
A rumor said that Sasuke always had feelings for Sakura but he didnât know how to show them because hatred blinded him.
I think this rumor is from a light novel called Akatsuki Hiden or whatever shit. But for me, it looks like a pathetic attempt to convince those horny women shippers who would pay any money to read a romance which mirrors their own love life where they desire an âunreachable & handsomeâ man who has this âcool & overbearingâ aura and carries this âbad boy badassâ vibe. They would do anything to get the attention from this boy. Until this point is where the reality ends.Â
What they really wants to happen and fantasize is somehow that handsome man, one day, will look only them and recognize their love and becomes a âsoftâ guy who would bring the heavens for them and treats her like a princess. That fantasy led them to buy these novels and believe everything while completely disregarding the canon material. And those novels are aimed at these type of women.
You must have been wondering now, âI have seen these type of shit somewhereâ!!!!!
Thatâs right.
50 Shades of Grey, Twilight, Beauty and the Beast, 100â˛s of K-Drama, C-Drama follow this shit romance trope and itâs regrettably fucking popular.Â
In other words, Donât believe anything apart from the canonic resources.Â
Letâs dissect the canon materials about SS.
TEAM 7Â
This is how it all started
Does anyone see anything positive here????Â
Well, I am not.
Sakura wanted to impress Sasuke. Since, Naruto always picks fight with Sasuke, she badmouthed Naruto in the hopes that Sasuke will recognize some common ground with her which may develop into a friendship. But she shot her own foot.Â
[Regardless, I hated her here and she never redeemed herself, for her being completely insensitive & oblivious towards Sasukeâs life, the boy she loves]
Technically, Sasuke should have said âYouâre Annoyingâ towards Naruto for kissing him before the class and tying him up later. Here, Sakura is simply badmouthing another guy. He, somehow, find this very annoying than anything Naruto did earlier.Â
Sasuke always had feelings for Sakura but he didnât know how to show them because hatred blinded him.
Am definitely not seeing any feelings here. Â
ZABUZA ARC
Alright, much later, somehow Sasuke started to integrate into team 7 and started to see them as a Family. No denial here. He started to care about everyone in his team at some point. Which was evident from the way he thought to himself, âThat was Sakuraâs voice... What is Kakashi doing?â
But does it means he hopelessly fell in love with her??? Nope.Â
Itâs just a team camaraderie where he was worried about his teammate. If he has special feelings towards her, he should have said âI must go save Sakuraâ or something along the line.Â
But, later in that episode, he went on to die for Naruto and even at his dying moments he didnât think about Sakura or Team 7. It was all about someone else.
Even seconds before falling into Narutoâs arms, Sasuke was smiling with no regrets.Â
It was funny very later that after he got up from his temporary death, rather than consoling her like âSakura, Donât cry. Am alrightâ or anything, he was asking âWhereâs Naruto?â. LOL.
Even much later, when Sakura was asking him about a date, he bluntly said âI refuseâ.
So, youâre telling me, throughout this arc, a boy blinded with hatred can able to pout, play childish games, train and die for a boy but when it comes to Sakura he canât show his feelings???
Sorry, I donât see romance here. Not in this arc.
Whether you agree or not, every parent has their favorite child, every child has their favorite parent. Even within your family, you always have a special person.
For Sasuke, Itachi was that person in his real family. Sakura was not that person in his Team 7 family. It was Naruto.
CHUNIN EXAMS ARC
This arc is where those SS shippers celebrates a lot and I know why. Remember earlier I talked about that shitty 50 Shades of Grey romantic trope??? The following scene vaguely falls under that pattern.
A guy loses his control because of a cursed seal and beats up the guys who hurt one of his teammates which happens to be a girl and calms down after seeing the girl.Â
That Infamous back hug.Â
I understand why SS people lose their mind with that scene. And I donât blame them. I am going to throw their own proof at them.
So, this First databook, tells us that he finally sees both Naruto and Sakura as comrades and his heart softens from the path of revenge, a little bit.
Definitely, Sakuraâs tears or love towards him stopped his rampage. But nothing says about whether Sasuke loves her back. Â
Much later, Sasuke also stops his cursed seal on his own after thinking about worried Sakura and a screaming Naruto (Who donât know about this seal thingy at that time).Â
Well, whatever. That databook has another funny fact, that too in the same page.Â
LOL. Weird!!!! This accidental kiss unravels Sasukeâs heart â¤ď¸â¤ď¸???? đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
So, influencing Sasukeâs heart can be attributed to both his teammates,according to this databook. Atleast upto this arc. There are no special feelings for Sakura alone, guys.Â
Proof?
If Sasuke really considers her in a romantic light (this is after that back hug), he doesnât have to do this at all. Believe me, Love is all about subconsciously or purposefully enjoying or feeling little touches. Those touches can be through eyes, memories or physical. Sakura is delighted with his touch because she loves him but Sasuke just see her as a comrade and keeping his distance but this time very politely.
If Kishi really likes these couple, he doesnât have to make this scene at all. Itâs not just this one instance, he rejected her twice very bluntly before this saying âDonât cling to me!!!â, âSakura, youâre heavy!!!â.Â
If you say her back hug is a token of romance, then I can say âthisâ kiss is also a token of romance. You canât ignore one while keeping the other.
Anyways, at the end of the arc, Orochimaru is the best judge to identify who can change Sasukeâs heart. And that person is not Sakura.
DEPARTURE
she confessed and poured out her heart and he blew it off. I cringed hard and was beyond disappointed because sheâs making it about herself. Thatâs literally how I feel about their damn ârelationshipâ. She made it about her and her only. When heâs hurting, itâs about her. Itâs so annoying and it makes me see how self-centered Sakura. When she said she understood Sasuke, I wanted to scream (I nearly did but my family is sleeping and I donât need a lecture.) She doesnât know Jackshit about Sasuke besides heâs the only survivor of his decease clan, heâs a loner who cares only about himself, and heâs attractive.
You know what, Larry??? You are 1000% right.Â
But, atleast, I thought she was genuine in the first part of the proposal, like saying âRevenge is not goodâ.....bla bla.. Because, Revenge will never satisfy a person completely and I agree. Then she took a 180 degree by saying âTake me with you, Sasuke-Kun. Iâll make you happyâ. This is where I lost it entirely. âAlright Bitch, So you really donât care about his revenge or health. As long as you have the chance to get inside his pants, you are okay with it. So you are okay with Sasuke going to Orochimaru as long as you are with him..... Fucking Shit!!!!â  This is not okay at all.Â
How did Sasuke respond?
âWhy should I have to tell you anythingâ
âIâm telling you to keep your nose out of my businessâ
âStop bothering me over everything I doâ
Ummm..... where I come from, this screams âIrritationâ to me. Added to it, throughout the whole conversation he never saw her face. There was evidently no pain or anything from his face. On top the cake, here comes the cherry
âYou really are...annoyingâ
This is where he saw her face throughout that painful confession before knocking her out. Umm... When you love someone or atleast feel for someone, you will look in their eyes and speak some farewell words before you leave. Or atleast show some pain??? Thereâs visibly nothing from Sasukeâs face.Â
Alright, I know what SS wankers will pull out here. That Databook 2 with some vague words. I am going to throw this at them.Â
Again, like I acknowledged before, he considers her as a comrade and part of a family. So, her existence also eased his loneliness. But you have to look at the word choice here. âThe one that filled his lonely existence was Sakuraâ. Itâs not the âOnlyâ person. Before he left he said âThanksâ. Meaning, Thanks for all these days. Thatâs all between us.Â
This piece was about the Team 7 picture. So he acknowledges, he was not alone during his genin days because of his companions and Kakashi (so itâs not just Sakura to ease his loneliness). Whatever he said to Sakura was real.Â
So can we safely confirm âYouâre annoyingâ is real????
But whatâs really interesting is the way Sasuke projects himself before Naruto. I am going to refrain myself from attaching all those rollercoaster of emotions flowed throughout the fight in VoTE 1. Otherwise, it will become an SNS post.Â
However, this particular scene caught my attention.
Ummm.... Initially Sasuke walks without looking at Naruto. Then he looks back and answers him.Â
Naruto was pretty much asking the same question as Sakura. âWhy does it come to this?â
But Sasuke pauses and surprised for a moment and asks him pretty much âWhy do you care about me?â
Why couldnât Sasuke do the same with Sakura???? Kishi can pretty much make a panel or two rather than making some insulting panels.
Anyways, If they throw the databook, then I can also throw the same.
Alright, can someone explain the highlighted sentence for me???? Because I want to confirm whether I have a blurry vision.
Here, Sasuke is trying to punctuate Naruto as a different person from the rest of his companions. âhis companions as well as that with Narutoâ, I mean, Come on!!!! Naruto is also one of your companions along with Sakura. Why differentiate????
âThe village, companions, Naruto,....â . Again....He is differentiating his home (village), companions (his friends), and Naruto. So who is Naruto for him? What is the need to make exception for Naruto? Itâs very clear he is placing Naruto at a high pedestal for some unknown reasons.
Before this Databook dissection, remember I said something about saying Goodbye, â When you love someone or at least feel for someone, you will look into that personâs eyes and speak some farewell words before you leaveâ
Sasuke is doing exactly that here in this scene without saying anything.
Am sorry SS shippers, you can scream all you want about Sasuke knocked her out and left her on the bench. But there was no emotional distraught when he left her. Sasuke seemingly spent a longer time staring at Naruto than looking at Sakura when she confessed.Â
OROCHIMARU HIDEOUT
Well, there is nothing I can say about here for SS. He pretty much saw her and said, âSakura, huh?â.. And thatâs all. He didnât give two shits about her.Â
His attention was completely on someone else.Â
UNDER THE BRIDGE
She sent Naruto to get Sasuke for her benefits, so she can keep him. Again, disregarding Sasukeâs feelings and what he wanted. Naruto shouldâve said âIâll bring him back because HE wants too, to keep HIM safe, not for you.â
Naruto pretty much said the same thing in this arc, Larry. Naruto, in part 1, was happy for Sakura feeling the same about Sasuke as him, that is âTo bring him backâ. And also sad that his crush really loves someone else. But after Sakura gave up on Sasuke and faking her confession, Naruto decided, âAlright, I want to save him personally. I donât care about our promise anymoreâ.Â
This is where, SS ship goes into a crazy ride and itâs not a positive one.
Sasuke was on a rampage. He lost the ability to differentiate between his friends and foes. He stabbed Karin. And when he find her alive, he was about to Chidori her.Â
And then comes the pink princess, full of lies and deceit. And Sasuke being impatient and disgusted with her lies, he does this
Well, in part 1, she had a degree of power to change his heart. But not here. He, instead, got riled up more and even tried to kill her without a warning and that too by not looking at her face. Pathetic!!!!
This scene screams âTrust issuesâ from both sides.Â
Did it stop here???
Fucking Shit!!!!!! Is there any people who still ship this nonsense?. If you are a Sakura fan, you should hate her for the lack of trust and backstabbing the person she loves,Â
If you are a Sasuke fan, errrrmmm.....I have nothing to say. You know what to do.Â
There is nothing positive here, that can make me ship them. He is killing her like a Mosquito.
If you truly loved someone in the past, even in your darkest moments, you will be honest and you cannot fake before that person. Â
Proof??
Here, Sasuke had a clear resolve to kill his brother, Itachi. He lived for this moment for about 8 years and immersed himself in Darkness for 3 years with Orochimaru. He could have run away, dodge or look away from Itachi. But Sasuke simply couldnât!!! You know why?? Sasuke loved Itachi once more than anything in this world. At this moment, he is letting all those defense loose and embracing the moment and see what Itachi was about to do. Because somewhere in his heart he trusts Itachi.Â
But killing Sakura doesnât make Sasuke feel anything. She is just another victim like Danzo or Karin or all those Samurais or a fucking mosquito!!!!
So you are telling me that Sasuke had feelings for her but kept it hidden all along and still tried to kill her like a pest???
Give me a fucking break!!!!
And you all know, who changed Sasukeâs heart here in this scene. It was not Sakura. Thereâs absolutely no reason for Sasuke to listen to that person and whatâs more, Sasuke even made a promise (despite being in darkness, he had it in his heart to listen to that person) to destroy Konoha only after killing that person ..Â
WAR ARC
Well, this is the arc where Sakura behaves like a rabid dog on heat waiting for Sasuke and shamelessly trying to wag her tails. But Sasuke didnât give two shits about her, not once or twice but multiple times.
MOMENT 1
An explosion was about to kill the whole shinobi alliance and this dude wants to save Jugo, his companion and Naruto, the person who will challenge his Revolution, his rival and the one whom he wants to kill. Why only Naruto??? Why not Naruto and Sakura???
Pink cherry Queen doesnât even crossed Sasukeâs mind. Because he already threw her away in part 1.Â
MOMENT 2
Alright Bitch!!! The entire shinobi alliance was dying on the other side of the battlefield. And this asshole is doing a clownshow before Madara just to get inside Sasukeâs pants????
I mean, Come On!!!!Â
Well, if Sasuke truly likes her, he should be the one to have catched her or atleast should have asked her, âare you alright??âÂ
I am sorry, where are the romantic feelings???
MOMENT 3
ROFLLLLđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
For the first time, Kishimoto is trolling those Sakutards through Sasukeâs words, what we, readers were right about all along. He is calling her useless here. And still these fake feminazis trying to ship her with him???
Donât you guys have any self respect??? If so, this should be the moment to jump out of this trash ship.
MOMENT 4
Geez!!! You are still on this ship?????Â
He clearly doesnât want to save her at all. The hawk can clearly lift 3 people. Sasuke is not even making an effort here.Â
And you are still yapping that he is blinded by darkness???Â
MOMENT 5
This is the moment SS calls it as âeyesmexâ... While in reality, he was just looking at her and silently thanking her for helping him out. Do you know what is a real âeyesmexâ??? I will attach it at the end.
If you guys pull this as true love, then he should have stayed in the same love till the end. But Sasuke has other ideas.Â
This is the one of the funniest thing in this arc. LOLLLLL
Instead of being relieved that Sakura was saved, Sasuke was wondering about Kakashiâs Susanoo.....and Sharingan.Â
Do people still think he cares about her????
MOMENT 6
Am cackling here, while dissecting the sorry state of this ship guys đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł!!!! If something good happens to me because of SS , itâs just the way you guys are making me laugh by making a clown out of yourself!!!!
Do you guys know something? There was a man named Itachi. Before massacring his clan, the very first person he killed was his âsupposedâ Girlfriend, named Izumi. I wouldnât say Itachi loved her like a lover boy. It was just one sided on her part. He just talks to her when he finds a spare time and considers her a good friend.Â
Do you know how he killed her?Â
By putting her in a âTsukuyomiâ. And what kind of Tsukuyomi, you ask?
Can you see how he fulfilled her dreams gracefully before he was going to kill her???
Why didnât Sasuke do this???? Why particularly select a murdering genjutsu????
MOMENT 7
He said it, finally.
He donât love her at all. There was no hidden feelings. He admitted from his own mouth.Â
One day later, after the final VoTE battle ends.... After exchanging some intense feelings and even crying tears of happiness with Naruto....
Sasuke tells Sakura, âSorryâ....
Ummm.... Thatâs all???
All those negative shits happened before cannot be solved by just simply saying âSorryâ and âThank youâ. If someone has an ounce of self-respect, they should know this is not OKAY at all...đ
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Am Sorry, but Sasuke was just being politely blunt, kind of insincere towards Sakura and turned his attention somewhere else in a matter of minutes. He was not even bothered by Sakuraâs tears here. Instead staring at someone on his left. Remember I talked about touching the person physically and visually?
Sasuke is subconsciously or purposefully touching someone on his left through his eyes. Definitely itâs not Sakura. You know who it is. Remember SStardsâ infamous âeyesmexâ... I seriously believe this is a perfect example of âeyesmexâ.
All these intense looks and feeling pain still doesnât serve Sakura, even after pulled out of darkness. If there is a moment, where SS wants to shine, then this is where it should be. He should have told her, how he missed her all along, how he felt about hurting her, should have wiped her tears and some corny shit. But instead, Sasuke went for a long ass monologue for his friend and talking about sharing his pain.Â
What about your kweenâs pain????Â
You donât have to ship SNS. But you should know where Sasukeâs priorities are.Â
Itâs not Sakura.Â
Sasuke said âSorryâ to Karin too. âThank youâ to Kakashi as well.Â
And whatâs even more pathetic is, still Sakura wants to get inside Sasukeâs pants by accompanying him. Bitch, you can help your village, console your best friend Ino who lost her father, try to surpass Tsunade, improve your skills or whatever... Why bother him???
So, if you really think âThank youâ as a token of love, then I canât help it but term Sakura as a rabid dog who waits for her master to come home and throw some bones whenever he finds time. Your standards for a romantic love is piss poor and you will suffer just like Sakura in Boruto with just emptiness. All Sasuke did was poke her forehead just like Itachi which symbolizes keeping someone at a distance. He also said the same words to her just like Itachi said to him many times âMata kondo daâ meaning âMaybe next timeâ. And we all knew that next time never came for Sasuke.Â
Now all we see is a Sasuke as an absentee father in Boruto for which I donât blame him. He was never a marriage material in the first place. Sakura and the Manga Editors forced him and she is paying for it.Â
Hell, Sarada doesnât know how her own father looks like or the truth of her mother. Both of them were miserable and I find it absolutely ridiculous when SS shippers still say âtheyâre in loveâ or theyâre OTP.
All I want to say to SS shippers is, Your Ship Has Sailed Already. You cannot expect Sasuke to go lovey dovey towards Sakura with a 12 year old daughter around and for fuckâs sake, this is not a romance manga, itâs a battle manga. So stop dreaming about this kind of non-existential romance and pull yourself altogether.
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Tempered Glass: Chapter 6
Pairing: Din Djarin x Female Reader Rating: M (will become explicit) Word Count:Â 4k Warnings: slow burn, sad feels/angst, canon-typical violence, cursing, sexy thoughts, pining Summary: When Fennec Shand reveals your true identity to the Mandalorian, you do your best to pick up the pieces. Notes:Â Iâm sorry this took me so long!! I rewrote it like six times because I couldnât get it to feel right. Next chapter should be much faster. Taglist: @bbdoyoulovemeââ @beskarheartsââ @dincryptâ @dunderrâ @honey-hiâ @just-me-and-my-obsessions00â @mbpokemonrulezâ Â @oloreaaâ @red-leadersâ @speakerforthedead0â @spideysimpossiblegirlââ @theflightytemptressadventureâ @ubri812â @zoemariefitââ
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Fuck. Panic coursed through your veins and paralyzed you. Your brain moved infuriatingly slowly as you tried to think of a way to stop the disaster that was unfolding before your eyes.
And yet...despite your fear and despite the fact that this terrifying, high-level bounty hunter had once tracked you, hearing Fennec call you sweetheart made your stomach dropâin a pleasant way, not at all like when Toro had done the same. She was beautiful, strong, mysterious, intimidating. What little you saw of her fighting style confirmed that she was lithe and exactingâcatlike in her grace and prowess. A sexy armored bounty hunter.
I have a type.
You shunted that wildly unhelpful train of thought out of your head to refocus on the crisis at hand.
You looked at Mando. âIââ
âWhatâs she talking about?â he prompted. You couldnât tell if you were projecting because you felt guilty or if he really did sound a little hurt.
You opened your mouth again to respond, but Fennec beat you to it.
âOh, you donât know?â Even in the dark, you could see Fennecâs eyes sparkle in delight as she addressed Mando. âI donât know how this one stayed off your radar,â she explained. âShe was wanted by the Empire for years. Huge bounty... She looks a little different nowâcheck her chest for a scar to make sure, but Iâd bet her bounty itâs there.â
Mando had already seen the scar. He knew Fennec was right.
You caught the hungry look on Toroâs face as he drank in everything Fennec was saying. His eyes trailed down your face and landed shamelessly on your chest. You could practically hear the wheels turning in his head as he tried to think up a way to confirm your identity and claim the reward for both you and Fennec. This little fucker.
Fennec looked at you, and you took a step back involuntarily. âYouâve gotten sloppy, baby. Thereâs been chatter for weeks that you resurfaced on Nevarro. If I hadnât been pinned down here, Iâd have come for you myself.â
Her words felt like ice sliding down your throat and settling in your stomach. Youâd figured that news of your sighting would probably get out, but you had hoped against hope that the blue-haired bounty hunter had been taken out before sheâd been able to spread the word.
Mando was silent, fists clenched tightly at his sides, visor glued on Fennec. Pulling yourself together, you grabbed his arm and dragged him a safe distance away.
âI was going to tell you. Iâm sorry,â you blurted, once you were out of earshot.
âItâs fine,â he replied stiffly, his gaze trained decidedly to your right.
Somewhere in the back of your mind you registered that even though it was just the two of you, his voice retained its icy, detached quality, all the tender familiarity gone.
âNo, itâs not. I should have told you sooner. I-I wanted toâbelieve meâbut I didnât know if I could trust you. You wereâyouâve been worried that I might turn you or the kid in, havenât you? I was worried that youâd do the same to me if you found out. The longer I spent with you, the more I felt like you wouldnât, but I had to be completely, totally sure. I couldnât take the risk. You can understand that, right?â
He said nothing.
âLookâI really want to be able to trust you. I want you to be able to trust me. I just didnât know where to start. Itâs not easy for people like us to trust blindly, you know?â You hated that your voice sounded almost pleading.
Still, he said nothing, a blank beskar wall. The comfortable warmth that had developedâslowly, painstakinglyâbetween you two over the past weeks had dissolved in an instant.
âMando. Talk to me, please.â You reached out for his arm, but he stepped back. He still wouldnât meet your gaze.
âNot now. Not here.â
âButââ
Your heart sank when he turned abruptly and walked back to the others.
You watched as he grabbed Fennecâs arm roughly, hauling her to her feet, and you trailed behind as he lead your party back down to the foot of the cliff. When you reached the bottom, Mando threw Fennec to the ground.
âUh oh, looks like two of us have to walk,â Fennec taunted, eyeing the lone bike.
Mando jerked his head, motioning you and Toro to follow him.
âAlright, so what is the plan?â Toro asked Mando.
Reluctantly, you refrained from asking him if he could contribute for once instead of letting Mando do literally all the work; instead, you turned to Mando and supplied, âThat dewback isnât far.â
Mando didnât look at you. To Toro, he said, âI need you to go find it.â
âAnd leave you here with my bounty and my ride?â Toro asked incredulously. âYeah, I donât think so, Mando. Iâll only go if she comes with me, so I have a guarantee that you wonât leave.â Toro gestured toward you.
You and Mando spoke at the same time: âNo.â
âEither she comes, or I donât go.â Toro was obviously pleased with himself for thinking of this plan, a smirk painted on his face.Â
You shot him a scathing look before turning to Mando to offer, âIâll go get it alone.â
Youâd love to put some distance between you and Toro, between you and Fennec, and honestly even between you and Mando at the moment.
âSuit yourself,â shrugged Toro. âLess work for me.â
You ignored Toro. âI remember vaguely where it was.â You pointed.
Mando pressed a button on the side of his helmet and scanned the horizon, stopping vaguely where youâd pointed. Finally, he trained his visor on you. He looked from you to Toro to where Fennec was seated and to you again, deliberating. You could tell he didnât want you to go alone, but he also didnât want to leave you here with Toro and Fennec. âWeâll go together.â
You nodded, knowing you were in no position to complain. Now that your secret was out, it was evident that both Toro and Fennec would capitalize on your value at the first chance. And, even now, when your dishonesty had been revealed to him, Mando still felt compelled to protect you, his generous heart winning out over whatever malice he felt toward you.
A small part of you resented him for that; it didnât rub you the right way that he didnât think you could take care of yourself. A larger part of you knew it was exactly why you liked him so much.
It would be convenient if he were a selfish ass. You could convince yourself you didnât owe him anything, that youâd done nothing wrong. But no.Â
This is why itâs easier to be alone.
You felt both angry and guilty, an awful combination that manifested in the urge to hit somethingâa deep yearning to break Toroâs nose flashed through your mind when you caught the smug expression on his face as he looked from you to Mando. He was enjoying the palpable tension that had materialized between you a little too much.
âWatch her,â Mando reminded Toro, gesturing to Fennec. âAnd donât let her get near the bike. Sheâs no good to us dead.â
Without a look or a word to you, he turned and started toward the dewback.Â
***
You walked in awkward silence, knowing youâd have to be the one to break it, but you delayed the inevitable, admiring the array of stars spread out above you. Mando stomped up and down the swells of sand, staying several paces ahead.
You meandered your way through a storm conflicting emotions: anger at yourself for getting into this situation (rightful), anger at Mando for being infuriatingly honorable (misplaced), guilt that youâd hurt Mando (well-founded), fear about your safety (appropriate), fear that Mando was about to break your heart a little bit (honest), irritation that you were trekking through a damn desert and there was an aggressive amount of sand in your boots (fair but trivial)... and a myriad of others that were too nuanced to unpack.
After deliberating for a long time, you decided to take an offensive position and offer to leave preemptively to save Mando the trouble (and to save yourself from having to hear that from him). You steeled yourself with a deep breath and interrupted the oppressive quietude of the night, jogging for a moment to catch up with him.
âWe can go our separate ways when we get back to Mos Eisley. I know Iâm too much of a liability to keep around, especially with the kid.â
He turned his head to look at you, the night sky reflected in his visor.
âI have enough credits to get off world some other way.â
âIf thatâs what you want.â
It killed you a little just how much it wasnât what you wanted. You were supposed to be totally independentâyouâd chosen this life when you joined the Rebel Alliance, knowing that if by some miracle you managed to survive, youâd be hunted for years. The call for your blood wouldnâtâand didnâtâend with the Battle of Endor, especially when Imperial remnants remained strong. And years ago, condemning yourself to this life for a just cause had seemed brave and romantic. Now, here you were, desperate to build a connection with someone else, despite the risk. And you were starting to think that truly being brave would mean accepting that risk.
At what point is it worth giving up ease for happiness, for something more?
You gathered up what nerve you could muster and took a leap.
âItâs not what I want, but I know you feel betrayed. I really am sorry I didnât tell youâI was planning to, but I was scared. Scared that youâd take advantage of that... scared that youâd take back your offer to stick together. And the longer I waited, the harder it got to come clean.â
âI understand.â
The frostiness of his voice had given way to something a shade softer, but it still hadnât returned to its former warmth.
You nodded. Â
As it became clear that he wasnât going to say anything else, the disappointment started to settle in, trickling into the hollow of your chest. He understood, but it evidently didnât change the fact that the fragile trust that had evolved between you was shattered.
Well, fuck.
You suppressed the wave of emotions that threatened to overtake you, focusing instead on making a new plan for yourself. There would be time to work through the feelings later, alone. Your thoughts wandered to where you might go next, running through a mental list of options. Nothing sounded appealing.Â
None of the places that came to mind would be stocked with a shiny, withholding Mandalorian and an ancient green toddler.
You walked for another twenty minutes before Mando spoke again.
âI want to trust you too.â
You stopped. âWhat?â
He halted too, turning to face you. The dark sky painted his beskar deep shades of liquid indigo, speckled with pinpricks of starlight, that moved as he shifted his weight from one leg to the other. âI wish you... uh... had felt safe enough to tell me that, but I understand why you didnât.â
You knitted your eyebrows together. âWait. Youâre not mad?â
âI havenât given you any reason to be open with me. And I guessed you were running from something.â
âOh.â
âThe Empire part caught me off guardâbut I knew there was something.â
Of course heâd figured it out...that seemed so obvious now. Heâd be able to spot that from a mile away. Plus, he knew you. You spent the last month or so learning his tells and quirks, but you hadnât stopped to think that he was doing the same with you.
He continued: âBut the kid and I are also wanted by the Empire. Weâd have the same problem even if you werenât here.â
âTrue...â You were struggling to recover from the whiplash.
âWhat are you wanted for?â
âI was an Intelligence Officer in the Alliance.â It had been years since youâd shared this information with anyone, but the words fell from your lips as naturally as if you said them every day, like youâd been ready to tell him all along and your mouth had finally caught up with your heart.
âYeah, that makes more sense,â he said. âExplains a lot of your skills.â
You scoffed. âFair.â
Mando cleared his throat and hooked his thumbs in his belt. âBut... itâs...uh, nice to not always be alone.â He punctuated the end of his sentence with a shrug, a little embarrassed.
Relief washed over you.
You smiled. âFor me too.â
âGood,â he agreed, nodding decisively.
âShit, you really let me think you were furious,â you laughed, feeling infinitely lighter but still trying to wrap your mind around this abrupt turn.
âSorry,â he apologized, âI was... trying to figure some things out.â
You shook your head in exasperation and started walking again, but you froze when he said your real name. Youâd known your name would sound good in his voiceâeverything didâbut the way it rumbled and rasped through the modulator was borderline sinful, agonizingly personal.
File that away for later.
You looked back at him, and he cocked his head: âSo youâll stay?âÂ
âYeah, Iâll stay,â you agreed, a broad grin on your face.
You both started walking again, and suddenly, trudging through the sandy desert in the middle of the night didnât seem so bad. The dewback came back into view as you crested another sand dune.
Mando looked over at you. âDin,â he offered. âMy name is Din.â
You glanced up at him, surprised. âDin,â you repeated back to him, feeling it out.
Despite the contradictory definition of the word, it suited him. He was the opposite of a cacophony, a man of few wordsâthough to be fair, he did often cause a commotion. But as a name... Din was short, to the point. It evoked a lot of feeling for just three letters, and that felt right.
âI know your real name now. I thought it was only fair that you know mine too, but only use it when itâs just me and you and the kid,â he explained.
Your throat was unexpectedly tight.
You reached over to squeeze his arm at the elbow, where there was a gap in the beskar. He didnât pull away.
âThanks,â you answered, looking up into his visor.Â
You hoped he understood that you were thanking him for more than just his nameâfor his understanding, for his trust, for his protection, for his vulnerability. You couldnât say that all out loud at the moment, but you hoped he knew.
He dipped his helmet in acknowledgement, and you dropped your hand.Â
When you finally reached the dewback, Din approached slowly, speaking to it in a calm, lilting voice. It warmed to him slowly, and he grabbed the reins.
He hauled himself up onto its back and then extended a hand down to you. You took it, and he pulled you up easily to sit behind him. You wrapped your arms around his middle.
âIs this okay?â You werenât really sure why you asked this time. Things had shifted between the two of you, so you were compelled to check that the casual contact was still welcome.
He cleared his throat: âYeah, fine,â he confirmed.
It had been a long time since youâd been physically affectionate with anyone, besides the occasional casual, short-lived tryst. It was nice to wrap your arms around someone familiar and comfortable, someone who knew you.
The dewback started forward. Din directed it back toward the cliffs with the reins in his fist. It wasnât a huge distance, but the dewback was a slow means of transportation.
You had little idea what all this meant for your daily reality with Din. You had both shared that you wanted companionship, but that didnât necessarily mean he was interested in anything more than that. However, for you at least, this was undeniably no longer a superficial interest that you harbored; you had real affection for him. And it seemed like he maybe was starting to feel same way about you? Or maybe he was just getting comfortable with having companionship? The man was starved for human interaction, so it was hard to know if he was warming up to you or warming up to companionship in general.
One step at a time.
Time slipped by as the dewback lumbered on. You rested your cheek against the scratchy fabric of his cape and closed your eyes. The rhythmic movement, the darkness, and comfort of the position lulled you into a light sleep.
You werenât sure how long youâd been asleep when Din woke you, squeezing your now limp arm that was resting on his thigh above his beskar plate.
âAlive back there?â he asked in a low voice.
Leaned against him, still groggy with sleep, you felt the question rumble through his chest.
You sat up straight, pulling your arms back to your sides. âShit, sorry. I didnât mean to fall asleep.â
He chuckled. âItâs fine. Weâre close.â
The two suns had risen, bathing the landscape in the golden glow of early morning. You looked around and saw that you were a short distance from where youâd left Toro and Fennec. You couldnât see them yet, but you figured they were hidden behind one of the many large boulders strewn across the landscape.
As you drew nearer, though, you could tell something was wrong. Only one figure came into viewâand it was crumpled on the ground. Din registered this as well: his shoulders stiffened, and he pulled the reins tight to halt the dewbackâs slow advance.
It was Fennecâs body on the ground. Toro was nowhere to be seen.
âFuck,â you breathed.
âYou were right about him,â said Din. âStay here.â
Din dismounted and approached Fennecâs body. She looked dead, but he crouched to check. He tried to find a pulse, and after a moment, he stood back up and shook his head.
As Din walked back toward you, the realization dawned on you both at the same time.
âHe didnâtââ
âThe kidââ
âShe must haveââ
âWe have toââ
Din hurried back onto the dewback and directed it toward Mos Eisley, doing his best to make the lumbering creature pick up its pace. It didnât help much.
The ride back was interminable. You definitely didnât fall asleep this time, adrenaline keeping you on edge as the hours passed. Both you and Din were incredibly tense, speaking very little, thinking only of the child.
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Night had fallen again by the time you reached Mos Eisley. The speeder bike that Toro had been riding was parked outside Peliâs. Fury and fear spidered through your veins at the thought of him with the kid.
Din jumped off the side of the dewback and looked up at you expectantly, his arms outstretched. You maneuvered your leg over the side and slid down a bit until his hands gripped your hips, and he lowered you until your feet hit the sand. You could have easily jumped down on your own. He knew that. You knew that. Youâd let him help you anyways.
You paused outside the bay to draw your blasters.
âHere,â Din offered you the flash charge.
You slipped it into your jacket sleeve, where it stayed tight against your wrist. Together, you crept through the door and down the stairway that opened up to where the Razor Crest was parked. It was eerily quiet.
You scanned the space, jumping slightly when one of Peliâs pit droids scurried past.
âTook you guys long enough.â
Toro walked slowly down the open ramp of the Crest, the barrel of the blaster in his hand pressed to Peliâs back. The child was held in his other arm.
âLooks like Iâm calling the shots now. Huh?â he sneered.
The urge to hit him flared up so acutely that you clenched your fists. You hissed at him:Â âDonât you daââ
âDrop your blasters and raise âem,â he ordered, cutting you off.
You and Din exchanged a look before throwing your blasters to the ground. In a subtle movement, you shifted the charge from your sleeve to your fist as you placed your hands behind your head.
âCuff âem,â commanded Toro, nudging Peli forward and throwing two sets of cuffs to the ground.
She moved toward Din.
âNo, start with her,â Toro drawled, jutting his chin toward you. âTo think I almost cut Mando out of this deal,â he laughed. âI would have gotten you and Fennec, but this is so much better. I get to collect the bounty on you and this target here that Mando helped escape,â he pointed his gun at the baby and all your muscles tensed in protective rage, â...and I get to turn in the legendary Mandalorian himselfâa Guild traitor.â
Peli walked behind you. You grasped the charge in your fist so that she would be able to see the top of it. You heard her quiet, sharp intake of breath.
âFennec was right,â Toro continued smugly. âBringing you three in wonât just make me a member of the Guildâitâll make me legendary. Three high-value targets on my first try. Wow, I should really thank you guys.â
Peli was fumbling with the cuffs behind you, taking longer than necessary on purpose.
You hoped she was ready to duck because youâd heard enough of Toroâs self-congratulatory monologue. You released the charge.
In the split second of blinding light, you, Din, and Peli sprinted in opposite directions, taking cover. Toro groaned and attempted to cover his eyes, shooting blindly at the empty space where you had been standing.
Din took Toro out in one shot.
You were closest to where he fell, so you charged forward with your blaster trained on his body. The baby wiggled out of Toroâs arms and ran toward you. His big eyes were watery and his arms stretched toward you, his fingers making little grabby motions. He chittered nervously as you scooped him up with your free arm, and he buried his head in your shoulder.
You kicked Toroâs blaster away from his body as Din approached to make sure he was dead. After he checked his pulse, Din tugged the pouch of credits from Toroâs belt and tossed it to Peli. âHere,â he said.
With a gasp, she caught it and emptied the pouch in her hands. Credits tumbled out, a few falling to the ground.
âThat cover us?â Din asked.
Peli looked shocked, scrambling to pick them all up. âYeah... uh, yes. This is gonna cover you.â It was clearly far more than she was expecting.
You passed the child over to Din, and he looked down at the baby, tilting his helmet in...what? Affection? Relief? This was a head tilt you hadnât defined yet.
Peli approached him and looked down at the child. âYou take care of him, you hear?â
Din nodded.
âThank you for watching him,â you said to Peli, genuinely grateful that she had turned out to be trustworthy.
âBesides getting held at gunpoint... I guess it wasnât too bad,â she replied, smiling down at the baby. Sheâd clearly grown fond of him, and you couldnât blame her. After a moment, Peli mumbled a goodbye and walked away, eagerly counting the credits in her hands, her pit droids skittering after her.
You stood there, finger caught between three tiny green ones, as the kid babbled and cooed up at you. When you looked up, Dinâs helmet was trained on your face.
He tipped his head toward the open ramp of the Crest in a wordless invitation.
You smiled at him, a comforting warmth settling in your chest, and he followed you into the hull.
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