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Check it out gaymers!!
#cannot believe I won this#I’m gagged#getting it framed today#keepin y’all updated 😛#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#I don’t even know how to tag this#why am I like lowkey shadowbanned rn btw
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#peaky blinders#tommy shelby#cillian murphy#thomas shelby#so can you tell i've been really into this again lately#yes#non kpop#to this day#i cannot believe we ever got this#perfect lightning in a bottle#a talented and charismatic and mesmerising actor#and a good show behind him#and steven knight writing#and perfect (iconic) aesthetics#and excellent sound design#cillian should have won so many awards for tommy shelby imo
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the fact that eddie had six billion times more chemistry and sexual tension with that priest in their 4 minutes of shared screen time than he’s ever had with any of his girlfriends. truly incredible stuff, THIS IS YOUR GAY EDDIE!!!!!!!!!! he is happy and joyful and free and flirty and being gentle with himself and not sad or tragic or lonely even a little bit!!!! he is not mired in self hatred or drowning in angst, he is getting hit on under the sun and SMILINGGGGGGG and dancing in his UNDERWEAR ABOUT IT!!!!!
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#agatha all along#agathaallalongedit#kathryn hahn#agatha harkness#marveledit#aaaedit#mcuedit#marvel#mcu#agathario#//#sine's gifs#i can't color this scene for shit but i have to have this line here#because i CANNOT believe we're getting stupid gay jokes on a marvel show.#she is so loud. this series is so loud. we won.
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#This was unhinged#windows95man#umk#umk 2024#I threw these GIFs together during voting#uuden musiikin kilpailu#I cannot believe this won
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BREWING LOVE episode, 01. Dir, Park Sun-ho
#brewing love#kim sejeong#lee jong won#*#kdrama#kdramas#kdramanetwork#kdramagifs#mostlyfate#i cannot believe my girl sejeong is back!!!!!#i mean??? babes!!!
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Congrats to team past! I'm glad I got to fight alongside Callie and Marie
#splatoon#splatoon 3#grand festival#splatoon 3 grand festival#team past#squid sisters#i still cannot believe i won i legit thought we were gonna get last place#i hope i domt look back on this later and realize i missed a tiny detail thats gonna bother me forever#actually I can see why we won#my team was kinda cracked#splatfest
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sorry i'm back in my 2015 triangle yaoi phase i will NOT shut up
#billford#like. this shit is just fucking CANON now. we won so hard.#gravity falls#book of bill spoilers#gf spoilers#i cannot believe im tagging that in 2024#what a world
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pride, wrath, sloth, gluttony, greed, lust, ao3
Seven Deadly Sins Series (NSFW 18+)
envy (noun) - a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities, or luck.
Logically, Steve knows it's not real.
He knows that.
He knows Eddie loves him and that this is all work.
That doesn't make it any easier to watch supermodels hang all over his boyfriend. See lipstick stains pressed all over his neck, and jeweled hands dragging all over his body.
Eddie’s pretty, lazy smile doesn’t help either.
Steve’s spent the better part of the morning sitting in a secluded corner of this studio and watching Eddie bark instructions at his manager and his bandmates and even the camera crew.
The video was going to be great, no doubt. The song was already amazing.
But couldn’t this shoot have been a little less…
He doesn’t know.
All he does know is that he would give anything to be in those girls’ place.
It’s not that he wants to be in the video. He doesn’t like that attention.
It’s not even that he wants to stake his claim over his boyfriend.
He just wants people to know.
That Eddie’s taken. That he’s his.
But he can’t. And he knows that. Knows it’s not smart. That Steve’s got too much riding on his teaching career to be publicly linked to famed sex-symbol musician Eddie Munson.
It doesn’t make him want it any less.
Doesn’t make him not want those vinyl-covered legs around his waist. Ringed fingers tugging at his hair.
But instead he sits. And he watches.
The ride home that night is tense. Steve feels it. He’s pretty sure their driver feels it if the lowered music and open window are anything to go by.
No matter how hard he tries to shake it, the jealousy has dug its claws in deep. It's scratching at his chest and making him itch. Making him feel like he’s going to jump out of his skin.
But here Eddie is stretched across the seats and is smoking out the window without a care in the world.
Cool it Steve. You’re being ridiculous.
He squeezes his eyes shut and tries to will the feeling away. But with his eyes closed he sees hands. Lipstick. Smiles that are all teeth.
He throws his head back with a groan as the driver opens the door when they’re home.
Finally.
They’re hardly through the door when Steve’s got his hands on him.
Got his hands shoved up over his head and his tongue in his mouth.
Eddie gasps against his lips, and there’s a question in the sound to which Steve responds “Mine.”
He feels Eddie’s hands shoving at his chest and he sees his eyebrows scrunch up in concern.
“Steve, what's wrong?” He asks and Steve hates that.
Hates that he’s worried about Steve and all he is is jealous.
He grabs both sides of Eddie’s face and thumbs at a bit of lipstick that’s still smudged against his cheek. Feels that jealousy flare up green and ugly once more.
He shakes his own head and furrows his brows when he whispers a quiet, shy, “Don’t like them touching you like that when I can’t.”
Eddie’s eyes soften and his own hands wrap around Steve’s wrist and he hums.
“Yeah, I know you don’t sweetheart,” he purrs, moving his arms up to wrap around Steve’s neck. “Got me all to yourself now though, hm?”
And maybe it's not right the way Eddie enables him. Maybe it's not healthy, maybe it's not good.
But it digs its claws in again and this time has Steve grabbing Eddie around the waist and hoisting him up and over his shoulder before stalking off toward their room.
He huffs a laugh through his nose and digs his fingers into the back of his thigh. “Sure do baby. And I’ve got nothing but time.”
*****
A few minutes later has Eddie naked and writhing against the sheets as Steve torments him.
He’s got a cold cloth to scrub at the marks left on Eddie’s skin followed by Steve’s teeth leaving a mark of his own.
By the time Eddie’s chest is marred with bruises he’s got his head thrown back in the pillows and his breathing is ragged.
Steve crawls back up his body and captures his lips with his own. It's all force, all teeth, all love.
He brings a hand up to tilt Eddie’s chin higher and he whines in return. Steve smirks down at him and tilts his head in question.
“Who’s are you, baby?”
Eddie gasps and grabs at Steve’s hips grinding down against his own.
“Yours, Stevie. Fuck, I’m yours baby.”
Steve kisses him once more, all chaste and sweet before he’s back up on his knees.
And if Eddie enables his jealous streak, Steve enables his love of being manhandled.
“Legs up, babe,” he says and Eddie has the nerve to blush.
But then Steve’s got his hands in the creases of his thighs and drags him up and over his own lap and Eddie groans from deep in his chest.
Steve laughs. “Those pretty girls can’t do all this, huh?”
Eddie rolls his eyes but he’s smiling and he’s so, so pretty like this. Covered in Steve’s bruises and hard against his stomach. Skin soft and marked with ink where he’s stretched out all for Steve to take.
Steve loses himself a little in the sounds and the feeling of opening him up on his fingers. Always goes a little cross-eyed watching how much Eddie lets himself feel.
But then he sees Eddie slide a hand down his own chest to wrap around his dick and Steve snaps back into reality in an instant. He bats Eddie’s hand out of the way and shushes his affronted scoff.
“Thought you were all mine, sweetheart. That means this is just for me,” he purrs on an upward tug and a deep slide in.
Eddie rolls his eyes but grabs at his shoulders and drags him forward.
“Then fucking come on then, or I’ll find somebody else to fuck me.”
And he knows it's not real.
He knows that.
But it flares up green anyway and he’s got his teeth sunk into Eddie’s neck and his own hips pressing into him. In the back of his mind he can hear the pleased hiss that Eddie doesn’t manage to hold back, but the forefront of his head is louder, saying “Mine, mine, mine.” He thinks maybe his mouth is too.
Once again he loses himself in the feeling. In the tight heat of Eddie’s body and the circle of his arms around his neck. In the words he can feel Eddie whispering in his ear but can’t decipher. In the knowledge that they can look and they can touch but they can’t take from Eddie Munson. Not like Steve can.
He drags himself back down in time with a whine from the back of Eddie’s throat and snakes a hand back to tug him off.
Eddie’s eyes are watery and they sparkle deep and dark when they blink up at him. He tangles his hands in Steve’s hair and he presses his nose up against Steve’s own.
“‘M all yours sweetheart,” He gasps in time with a deep grind of Steve’s hips. “I’m all yours and nobody’s gonna take that away.”
If Steve wasn’t on the cusp of an earth-shattering orgasm he might have something sweet to say. But as it is, he’s still a little wrapped up in the ugly green feeling of jealousy, and it has him tugging Eddie’s hips back sharp and hard with a near-growl of “Nobody gets this but me.”
He thinks Eddie says something back before he’s coming up his own chest but Steve can’t hear it over the rushing white noise of release.
When his breathing slows back down and his head is no longer spinning with lips and teeth and hands Eddie drags a hand through his hair where he’s laid against his chest.
“Hey baby?” He asks.
Steve hums in response.
“Do you know why our shoot took so long today?”
His brows furrow in confusion and he props his chin up against his hand.
“What do you mean?”
Eddie smiles at him, pretty and lazy, and Steve’s favorite.
“Video shoots usually only take a few hours. We were there all day because I couldn’t get my head on straight. They had to retake that close-up shot nine times because I couldn’t keep my eyes off you.”
And that's just Eddie’s flattery at work. Steve rolls his eyes but he insists.
“I’m serious, Stevie! You think you can sit in on my shoot with girls climbing all over me looking soooo cool and soooo handsome in your ass jeans and my shirt and I’d be thinking about anything but you? Yeah fucking right, man.”
He feels his cheeks blush pink and he drops a kiss to Eddie’s collarbone.
“I love you,” he whispers.
Eddie’s smile is blinding and his dimple is deep. “I love you back, sweetheart. You’re all that’s ever on my mind.”
#steddie#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie smut#seven deadly sins series#envy#absolutely cannot BELIEVE that envy won that poll with the way things were going#but here we are#minors DNI#todays filthy smut post brought to you by gin watching ratatouille#this one features famous eddie!#I am a switch steddie truther but I've never actually written it#I am being so brave writing bottom eddie#everybody clap#as always#not proofread#come get y'all juice#gin writes
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#iii 19 spoilers#iii spoilers#ii spoilers#inanimate insanity spoilers#inanimate insanity invitational spoilers#108#ii cabby#daily cabby#march 3#WE WIN#CABBYNATION WE WON !!!!!!#i’m so happy y’all don’t even understand#CONGRATS CABBY !!#she genuinely means so much to me i cannot believe she actually won#spoilers
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SPARKLEZ NATION KILLED
hit the showers everypony. good work out there o7
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last year my mom told me that once, when i was five, she took my sister and i to an event at a local library where Maya Angelou was doing a reading for children, and that after that event we met her and Maya Angelou hugged both me and my sister, and frankly i'm still not over that.
i had entirely forgotten about it and she dropped this knowledge on me as if i was already aware that I was once hugged by Maya Angelou. it was like learning i was blessed by a saint without my knowledge.
#she was like 'oh i thought you knew!' and i was like 'i cannot believe you have withheld this information'#'i would have used it at every dumbass icebreaker game in college'#'what's a fun fact about you?' 'oh i was once hugged by maya angelou' nobody could top that. i'd have won every time.#which is obviously the point of icebreakers#chatterbox tag
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The housing market in Final Fantasy 14 is truly something else.
#jesse cox#jesse+cox#jessecox#tik tok#tiktok#youtube#ffxiv#final fantasy 14#lil jc#short#final fantasy#funny#housing market#home owner#I cannot believe it#after over 200 days#I finally won a house
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Good day to be a striker fan LMAO
I mean the show literally made this incredibly obvious in Western Energy but some ppl don’t pay attention bc he’s an antagonist and that drives me nuts bc regardless of his villain stance in the narrative; his anger and pain are on full display in this scene it runs circles in my head constantly.
The eye twitch always stuck out to me too, this vendetta is incredibly personal for Striker and it always has been.
#WE LOVE WINNING#we striker fans don’t always win#in fact we like never win LMAOO#BUT WE WON TODAY#STRIKER NATION RISE#LOOK US WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT#NOT ME#the discourse surrounding this is insane btw i cannot believe months later im reading the same bad takes of this man😭#like i know he’s a villain but y’all a tragic villain can exist#striker seems to be leaning in that direction#and i love that for him#show is what’s happened to this man#let us understand fr#helluva boss#helluva boss striker#hb striker
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heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )
but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,
( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )
and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;
The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx
( helpsksdj )
so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )
so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )
buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )
had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...
PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )
-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )
and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )
...hE GOT KYLE
FUCKING
BROFLOVSKI
and had to place him at /TEN/.
-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...
...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!
...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.
And....
*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*
Scene. <3
#nina speaks#sorry that ravenheadstannon makes me cry laughing everytime and i needed a distraction; he needs to go to jail#like he needs tall white boy behavioral therapy for his BAD BEHAVIOR he is down astronomically bad...i'm...SMHHHH#I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FUNNY PUTTING SCARY SWOLE AF TOPDOM STREET FIGHTER JERSEY KYLE ON BOTTOM IS#LIKE THAT IS SACRIFUKINGLIGIOUS THAT IS WRONG#all to put mgg on top SORRY SPENCER REID HE REALLY DID SPECIFY IT TOO EVEN WHEN JK ASKED IM CRYINGGG nOO#HE WAS LIKE ACTUALLY HIS NAME IS dR. SpENcER rEid!!!#like are u kidding...are you JOKING SUPER BEST FRIEND???#SAY!!! SIIIIKE!!!! and jk thought this was cute bc aw u know his name thats so dorky awh--oH IMMM SORRY!!!! *sarcasm vc*#i dIDNT KNOW HE WAS A DOOOOOOCTA MY BAAAD DOES DOOOOCTAH SPENCA REAAAAAD WANT SOME PASTA?!?!#SHOULD I LEEEEEEEAVE YOU TWOOOOOO TO GO ON YOUR DAAAATE?!?! YOU AN yAAAAAA bOOOOYFRIEND?!?!?#IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SOOOOORRY FOR THIRDWHEELiN! ITS NAUGHT LIKE THIS IS MY HOUSE OR MY SB BOYFRIEND OR ANYtHIN!! >>>:/#help oh my god ATE THE FIRST BITE OF PASTA IN FRONT OF HIM EVERYONE WAS LIKE OH MY GOD MY PARENTS#ARE BREAKING UP NOOO RAVESEY NATION WE ARE SO DOWN OH MY GOD THE OTHER HALF WAS SHIPPING#REIDVEN#ravenstan tried to explain....He COULD NOT dkhflshfl so bad so funny RIP he was like wow i came home from a long day#of my internship i made you diNNAh and you put me aT tEN???!! ohhh it was so over oh my god rs was like mI AMOR BESITO BESITO BESITOoOOoOo#YOU ARE SO HANDSOME I LOVE YOU YOU ARE SO TALENTED AND SMART AND FUNNY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS ( has a shrine )#WOWZA THATS SO CRAZY BABY PLEASE DONT BE MAD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT TE AMOOO PLEASE HAVE I TOLD U HOW HANDSOME U ARE ;-;;;;#insane...he still got his pasta too...jail for life...he did redo the filter and did it until he got jk first put him at one and closed it#i cannot believe it also i love cute domestic apartment husband jk he is the best he really is ravenstan Count Your Days#people joking about them breaking up and foreshadowing it...BRUTAAAAAAL! please note mgg sided w rs in the divorce#and made a video saying i love u to him <3 as a joke <3 bUT I KNOOOOOOW JK WAS PUNCHIN DRYWALL AND SCREAMIN#I KNOW THAT PISSED HIM AWHFF SOOOOO BAD OH MY GOD HE MADE SEVERAL MGG HATE ACCOUNTS#AND TURNED HIS STOMACH WATCHING CM EVEN THO HE HATES THAT SHIT JUST TO COMMENT#ON TIMES SPENCER REID WAS FACTUALLY INACCURATE#my chest hurts but i cant tell if its bc of the bacteria or bc i'm laughing too hard so i won help i love my criminal mind <3
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