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Harry: I don't think about Draco that much. Just because I happen to remember every single thing I saw him look at in Borgin & Burkes four years ago and coincidentally noticed the second he got a new traveling cloak because I have his whole wardrobe memorized doesn't mean I'm obsessed with him or anything. I'm just generally observant like that. It doesn't mean I care about him.
Ginny: You forgot about the time a piece of Voldemort came out of a diary and possessed me.
Ron: You didn't notice I was eating spiked chocolates right in front of you because you were staring at Draco's dot on the map...AGAIN.
Hermione: Do you even know my parents' names?
Harry: ... Huh. I was right. Draco's skin is definitely a slightly different color than it usually is.
#humor#this post is made in jest. i don't subscribe to the oblivious!harry trope#harry can be super observant about many things when he has a reason to be. im just having some fun here#because while harry is a very clever and observant person he's never quite so hyper observant as when it comes to draco. he literally canno#look away from him.#drarry#Harry Potter#hpdm#my post
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY/Lupercalia from Daimund and this wonderful asylum of Malkavians!! Please click and look at all of the amazing work, it's just SO large Tumblr cannot possibly properly show off how incredible this looks! It's - WOW. TWENTY SEVEN MALKAVIANS and one Quinn (<3) are in this picture! I did my best to height match and to make sure we could get a decent look at everyone...! Thank you to EVERYONE who participated and do not worry if you couldn't - there are tons of holidays and clans to draw for! In the best order I can manage from left to right: Monday - @zyurp Sophia - @holly-bearie Rigby - @themarginalthinker Emil - @morticrows Mir and Marie - @problemsynth Claire - @pretend-pretend-vampire Thom - @socialprawn Charlie - @osatokun Quinn and Sunspire - @tzimizce Niko - @shaydh Daimund - @thesixthplaneteer Shivers - @kmpshitposter Andrea - @bugcouncil Heleen - @m4rloe5 j and clemency - @luoniiel and @kermitted-cause Brooklyn - @svampira Wyrd - @clompe Apollo - @mountainashfae Lucas, Noelle, and Zeus - @supersquiddle Finn - @confusedwithglitter Lyla and Thirteen - @problemsynth Father Emir - @urbanknightart Monroe - @cynical-tuba
#i love all of them i am kissing or hugging or whatever to every single one oh wow oh wow#vampire the masquerade#vtm#vamily#vtm oc#world of darkness#malkavian#clan malkavian#happy valentine's day#collab art#my art#other's art#art#vtm community#GAHHH I CANNO T BELIEVE the amount of people it's so good#vtm art#vtm collab art#sorry for all of the tags i just want the world to see it!#valentine's day#wod#funny enough daimund is the most aroace out of every character we have and yet we made him the star of the love and sex holiday lmaooo!
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-Tales by Gendys
#to love again#to love somebody#to love and be loved#i hope so#someone I canno have#i dont want this#depressing quotes#sadcore#depressing life#sad again#sadthursday#depressing shit#heartbreak#sad hours#nostalgic#nostaligiacore#and heartbreak image#i need a hug#i need attention#sad thoughts#sad quotes#tw depressing stuff#need help#i need to heal#tomorrow will be a good day#im crying#please dont leave me#i miss her#i miss you#i want you
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My Accolades
#not art#this is actually maybe not Super Plausible if the cannons are actually old school style lmao.#they often used a long matchstick thing that burns a Lot slower than usual. thats where ''fire in the hole'' came from#what I imagine and kinda force it to work is riz flicks the embers from his cig into the vent. and thats a hot enough fire to light a canno#I know Ive been here for uhhhh ten seconds but u guys must know what my deal is by now lmao. its like this forever#anyways its cool so it has to be real. that boy was Aiming AND Lighting those things all by himself. he was doing some insane stunts#to get that to work he weighs like five pounds soaking wet and you Know those cannons are not securely latched down#gods to think of it. that means kristen and k2 were risking it all for real hanging out on the gunner deck#it truly is Big Bill Hell's Ship out here Im so sorry girls. Im so sorry kristen#Im so sorry k2........#anyways if u ask me how this works 1/it just does 2/shut up 3/dont talk to me ok? ok#My Accolades. I get to have this
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Has... Has anyone babyfied Gravity Falls yet..?
I just.. Soos.
He's baby right? I'm not the only one to see it??
Edit: I babyfied him >:3c
#gravity falls agere#agere gravity falls#the tag exists so imma go searchin#there better be soos in there#little! soos#Soos agere#agere soos#hes baby your honor#sfw agere#age regression#agere#agere community#agere little#agere boy#safe agere#ghostly babbling#ghostly's back for a v limited time#only to thos who read the tags tho ig damn#imma go text my bestie about my head cannos now#life of ghost
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casual mythra
Inspired by @cannolicat31 amazing mythra cosplay
#fxh art#procreate#procreate art#digital art#nintendo#xenoblade chronicles 3#xenoblade#xenoblade chronicles#xenoblade chronicles 2#mythra#mythra cosplay#casual outfit#canno’s cosplays make me smile emoji everyday
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idk what's funnier for a modern day college au kubo:
1) regular dude with demigod vibes, not a demigod
2) demigod but everyone thinks he just has undiagnosed autism
#he's that chill guy in your class you know nothing about#he has an instagram he joined 3 years ago for his friend and hasnt posted since#he likes busking but if you put him on the spot he blanks and canno play no more#warm and inviting but there is something off about him#knows everything and anything about beetles and monkeys#absolutely LOVES getting to show off his sick origami skills#creates paper cranes with frightening speed#maybe he's just got the tism#and then BAM demigod reveal via shenanigans#coraline is there#laika studios#laika kids#kubo and the two strings#i want to draw some kuboline but im on a time crunch w some commissions#prayb for me#shut up ramsei
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Old Deadpool comics are so fun because it's like having this weird close friend group where people kind of all know each other but don't really know each other. Or even like each other that much.
Like Wade has a kind-of-who-knows-at-this-point "Best" friend tech guy who kind of tolerates him and he tolerates that used to be Peter's college classmate. He almost took a gig from Osborn but actually was Bullseye fucking with him in revenge while dressed up in a Clint old suit. He got on a mission with Black Widow. He got beef with Avengers clones to a point the avengers themselves got to be involved. They don't like him he doesn't like them so they both agree to be civil to do the damn mission so everyone can go their own way. He's having a middle age crisis where he kind of wants to quit being a mercenary but he doesn't know yet who the fuck else he could be and all the reasons pointing up to be a hero are wrong and distorted in his own egoistic views.
A hit monkey want to fuckin kill him. The hit monkey doesn't know he's immortal. The hit-monkey never saw him personally but somehow set him up to get his jaw sucker punched by Spider-Man. Which results in the worst team ever for both of them. I sweat to god except from fucking Old man Logan, I've never seen Wade so stressed in working with someone. And while this whole shit storm works, Wade keeps bullshitting about Peter's life being so fucking easy and loved by the public and Peter has to stay there and listen to it. They bump into each other on the subway out of costume and Peter hates him on sight.
Wade doesn't want to be there and the first opportunity to bail on Spider-Man he takes it and Spider-Man on the other hand learns that Deadpool is immortal and kind of gets "Okay what if we let you get shot" and Wade is so offended he starts calling him names.
Wade goes to bother X-Men, X-men tells him to fuck off. Wade considers blowing up X-Men for full two panels. X-Men sends Domino who's kind of one of Wade's friend to fuck with Deadpool, we're convinced by two pages he beat the shit out of her, just to show up on the next pages that he actually made her fall over a bunch of pancakes.
It's so messy, it's so fucking funny because it's not "oh it's this BIG THING" and this "BIG TEAM UP" it's like they're on the same city, they have similar jobs of course they're going to bump on each other.
#Deadpool#q rambles#Deadpool 2008#aalso is very early 2008 so unfortunately it has a lot of bullshit it's auch a fucking shame Deadpool writers#are to busy trying to reinvent him or making the 7th fourth wall breaking joke and brining concepts that have no fucking sense to his canno#instead of just taking the good stuf and old background characters and make something good out of it#I only forgive Mx Wong for actually writing him in an endeared way but if I could nuke the monster's arc bullshit of his cannon I'd so do i#I'd so do it#HE'S JUST A GUY#HE'S JUST A MERCENARY#LET HIM BE A MERCENARY#FUCK SAKE#“oh kind of the monsters–” I'm taking your pen I am taking your pen right now I al breaking your computer WHO THE FUCK got this idea from#the kind of rejected X-Men kind of fucked around and find out random mercenary of new york city and canada#and whatever else place that pays the best
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“this is beyond me”
*runs to ask daddy for help*
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You're sooo pretty
Can you stop?
I feel jealous now
BRO DON’T FEEL JEALOUS DA FUCK NOOOO BECAUSE I JUST KNOW YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT BEAUTY IS INCOMPARABLE IT JUST IS AND YOU ARE
#ILY#AND KNOW I DONT FEEEEL PRETTY AT ALL BC IM ALWAYS COMPARING MYSELF TO PAST VERSIONS OF ME#AND SOMETIMES WE DONT EBER FEEL ENOUGH#EVEN WHEN WE ARE PERFECTLY ENOUGH#BC OUR JOB IS NOT TO LABEL BEAUTY AS THIS OR THAT BUT TO BE AND IF U CAN BE YOU ARE AND IF YOU ARE YOU LIVE AND IF#YOU LIVE YOU LOVE AND IF YOU LOVE YOU ARE SO PRETTY#AND ITS ALMOST 5AM HELO#HELP#BUT WHST#IM SAYING IS DONT FEEL JEALPIS#BECAUSE#ITS A WASTE OF UR ENERGY BC UR ALREASY SO BEAUTIFUL TO THE MAX U CANNOT BE MORE BESUTOFUL WE CANNO#BC IT IS THIS SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED CONCEPT STEMMING THAT ONLY SERVES CAPITALISM AND UNLESS UR FINANCIALLY RICH I WOULDNT BOTHER#BC THEY WANT TO MAKE US POOR AND WE DONT HAVE TO BE#ILY ILY UR GORGEOUS ILY#I DID NO GOOD GRAMAMTICAL ENGLISJ JELP NOT GOOD IM NOT FIXING IT OK GOODNIGJT AND UR PERFECT GOOD DAY ILT
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i love leon and the fact seinfeld is really fucking with him
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I NEED slime and mike to interact and give me material for their lore as siblings, i also need the fandom to give me headcannons for ther sibling dynamic
#qsmp#charlie slimecicle is 1% brazilian canno (i think?)#are they half-brothers? step-brothers?both parents brother?#i need to know about their childhood#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp charlie slimecicle#mikethelink#qsmp mikethelink#qsmp mike#tazercraft#q!mike#q!mikethelink#q!slimecicle
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crash course in romance really out there giving us a teen rom com that is green in a teenager way, cute and somehow clumsy, with the undercurrent of having to prepare for life out there and another more mature but at the same time still green rom com between adult characters that however have zero experience dating and have always given their best for others instead of doing what is best for them, because they’re entirely selfless
#this drama is seriously so good#the first six episodes are everything to me and i canno wait for next week#kdrama#crash course in romance#sunn watches crash course in romance#they’re everything
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S3 ROUND 1
NOTE: Kiss & White Lily for My Dearest Girl contains suggestive scenes, as well as sibling(?) incest in a very minor side couple.
#matches#polls#yuri#wlw#manga#gl#girls love#a kiss and a white lily#kiss and white lily for my dearest girl#ano ko ni kiss to shirayuri wo#canno#the girl that cant get a girlfriend#mieri hiranishi
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SKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#my brain is flooded with blorbo thoughts this evening#ramble corner with major#i need to work#but i canno#for blorbo is on my brain and i want to yell#i love him#would anyone like to yell with me#cause i might actually explode#there are no coherent thoughts
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She Has Two Hands! Room For non-monogamous love in yuri
Romantic love can be an amazing and wonderful thing, but for many a “one true love” is simply not what they want or will have in their lives. Some may choose not to have a romantic partner, while others may have multiple. Non-monogamy is an umbrella term for relationship formats that do not involve all parties being exclusively with one partner, and it takes many forms. This article’s main focus is polyamory, a practice of dating multiple people ethically with all parties’ consent and knowledge, and the way it plays out in yuri stories.
As many circles within many marginalized groups have talked about, representation matters. Yuri and the wider GL community has an increasing reach that seems to be growing each year, and it’s worth examining the ways in which the increased variety of yuri stories are representing different kinds of love and relationships. Love can be so many different things, after all, and it’s gratifying when fiction reflects that—not to mention how it opens new possibilities for storytelling and discussions of relationship dynamics.
Read it at Anime Feminist!
#polyam#i don't know which one is love#i don't know which is love#Tonari no heya kara Aegigoe ga surunde sukedo#kiss and white lily for my dearest girl#canno#yuri tama#muted webtoon#goukaku no tame no#Goukaku no Tame no! Yasashii Sankaku Kankei Nyuumon#articles#yuri#yuri manga
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