#cannibal couples

[notfernintheslighest]

i literally can’t go a day without making a venn diagram. the entire time i watched hannibal i was going wow hannibal is just like the masked man in possibly in michigan

[thefabledcannibals]

His dramatic ass is giving Bella in twilight missing Edward.

[softcenteregg]

// But what do you say to taking chances? // ❤️💛

[hannibabe]

[anaer]

gojo vs cannibalism

shoko, one day: so blood sugar-- gojo, popping up out of nowhere: blood sugar, you say?????

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sukuna, years later: have you considered eating people gojo: blood sugar is a LIE sukuna: what gojo: what

[adizzyninja]

Currently, I’d say my biggest criticism of the Fallout show (that I hope theyll address in season 2) is the lack of focus on actual wastelanders.

You only really see things from the perspective of sheltered youngsters or the Uber-cynic ghoul. All the actual wastelanders they encounter are basically crazed killers or canon fodder.

I get that’s the point, at least for now: to show that the wasteland is harsh and our cast aren’t quite equipped to handle it. But if they want to tackle these big themes, if they want to actually explain why this world is worth saving from the vault tec baddies, or why the ghoul cowboy should value human life, I think they need to do a little more work next season on the people actually living in this world.

Show a settlement that’s gotten together. Or a family that’s nice to the cast. Or just have someone from the wastes who just waves to them and shoots the breeze. The current presentation of wastelanders makes them seem so cartoonish and inhuman, when there can be so much more nuance to how people behave in that kind of world. I just really hope they try to actually dig into that kind of humanity to wasteland life in season 2

[a1or4]

Hannibal <3

I actually want hannibal so bad like smash but not really smash smash cause id want him to comfort me for the first couple hours and then smash..

[hakusins]

@digenerate-trash's forgotten au / apocalypse au - pc sheet for eri! 💕

cw // mentions of cannibalism, pregnancy, violence

had a sudden urge to draw my girl and thought making a pc sheet for the forgotten au. very straightforward tbh, she was surviving just fine in robin's faction for a good while since the start of the apocalypse, but then she got pregnant from an assault :(( (not by any named NPCs) so now she has to worry over some little ones.

whats worse is that there had been some pregnant members in robin's faction that had been attacked lately during the night by some unnoticeable people (the cannibals have taken a liking to the taste of pregnant women). it's caused a lot of stress for her and so she decided to leave and join whitney's group just long enough to give birth to the little ones. (did not expect to fall for the asshole leader at all nope -)

her plan afterwards was initially to go back to robin's faction and raise the children there, but she wondered if this was actually the best idea. after speaking with the scouts in whitney's faction, it was actually discovered that the forest was quite in tact and seems to be untouched/unnoticed by the attacks (she has no way to verify this information), and so decided that afterwards, she'll make her way to the forest. hehe, not quite sure if she decides to go through with it or not, perhaps a bad enough fight with whitney might cause her to run off with the kids 👀

[luvsicdog]

date ideia: we get lost in the woods for months and the only way to survive is to consume each other not only literally but also figuratively

[im-still-watching-anime]

atsushi: we’re going to win because of how well we know each other tee hee have you heard about how many times we’ve had to kill each other??

ivan, literally surgically no thoughts head empty: what no i literally could not care less

[softcenteregg]

I'm so determined to have them consume each other at every opportunity.

[johnnyspells]

anyway that make some noise was horny and fun and they got to roast sam so 11/10

[florsial]

Vampire and Cannibal AU in another AU because why not.

Anyways, a medieval period where Regulus is a cannibalistic young lord who ran away to be a traveling "doctor" as an excuse to hunt for human meat. He carefully selects isolated people who are in dire need of a cheap doctor, heals them, and then eats them.

One day he gets stranded in the middle of nowhere and finds an old castle. Which looked abandoned, prompting him to enter and decide to chill for some time until he could get back on the road.

The plan backfires because he finds out he isn't alone and realizes he fell into a trap concocted by a vampire named James Potter. Who immediately tries to kill him when he tries to sleep that night. Regulus only barely manages to get away because he is driven by pure hunger and curiosity about what vampire meat would taste like (aka he beats James' ass) (James would've fully won had he not gotten distracted by how pretty Regulus is)

James mistakes him for a vampire and gets excited because "yay buddies!", gets crushed because Regulus explains he is very much human, he just also happens to share food preferences with the vamp. Making James very curious (because he is disconnected from the world, the real socially anxious mf around). Which begins the good ol' fashion trope of curiosity to love.

And yeah happily ever after

[abrahamvanhelsings]

"goodsir is neoliberalism bc he tried to kill those guys blah blah blah" they kidnapped him and then they made him cut up men to be consumed as an act of control and pure humiliation by threatening to kill probably the last man he still liked in that party, forcing him to be complicit in an act he is viciously against, and to be complicit in the survival of the very men who betrayed the whole expedition and who are using him like a tool. and then the guy he's trying to protect comes up to him to sob and monologue at him about cannibalism and religion and acts of survival and belief as some kind of justification for the fact that he's an absolute pussy ass bitch who'd rather lie down and take it than stand up in the face of acts and circumstances he finds abhorrent. and goodsir was supposed to not be a cunt abt that? lol

[crimsondinnerparty]

Will: “Do you even love me, Hannibal ?”

Hannibal, offended: “Will, I would eat the rude for you. I would eat your enemies. I would eat YOU.”

Will: “...Not sure if that’s a compliment or a threat.”

Hannibal: “…Yes.”