#can't tell if ironically or unironically

[okaytomathy]

i just saw Dream and Punz be referred to as Grilled Cheese Duo.

[flurty]

The Colors of the Moots ask game

Lemon - idk but like you seem really sour and scary Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely! Cyber - when the frick are you offline? like tell me when, i need to know for your sanity!!! do you even have it??? Goldenrod - i really wanna sit next to you and watch a sunset/sunrise. or maybe just look at you. Orange - if you were a fruit you'd be a orange. no explanation. Rust - you seem like you're hanging on by a thread. Mahogany - let's go on a late night drive together and listen to one of your playlists. Red - i am so in love with you. first it was ironic, now it's unironic. so in love. Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3 Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you Violet - honestly i just wanna kiss you just to shut you up. yeah. Blue - you are the sad mood. the crying moot, even. i am offering a tissue in this trying time. and maybe a hug. only if you want ofc Navy - i have a feeling you hate jeans. Lime - i can't tell if you're serious or what but i am avidly waiting your next post. Green - wanna go touch grass with me? Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.

[crowscared]

glitter unspeakable brutality science heat death of the universe and normal

we throw glitter at each other during the picnic >:]

[raviolirash]

Assortment of Astarion headcanons I've posted over the months in one post:

(spawn default)

- Moon Elf.

- Used to have green eyes with gold flecks.

- Pre vampirism used to be on the same moral level as S1 Bobby Briggs. I will not elaborate. Twin Peaks good.

- Was forced into being a magistrate at a young age because he was a shithead. Was negligent as hell, didn't care about his job. Passed rulings without reading them. Let some of them be decided via coin toss. Was literally the worst. Imagine the Fist affected by the Hag's curse except unironically.

- Post campaign ends up having a stance of "my family already grieved me, so seeking them out won't do good."

- Can embroider and mend clothes, but isn't a tailor and can't make a garment from scratch. He will complain.

- Actually finds most paintings/art completely godawful. Has developed a distaste for fancy rich people decor after 200 years of Cazador's manor. Prefers his abode to be a crows nest filled with stolen trinkets. Many stolen from rich people. Look. It makes sense! It's fine if it's ironic decoration and he did a nasty deed to get it.

- Taste wise, prefers cheap wine over the really expensive shit. No one has the heart to tell him that the one he likes more is the cheap wine.

- The flavor text on his epilogue clothes (The leather is cheap and the decorations are painted on, but the garment is very well loved) sums a lot of him up.

- Prefers bows over daggers.

- The thing people with ADHD do with mugs except with jars of blood on his desk. You know what I mean. Put those mugs away.

[drdemonprince]

i can't tell you how useful the self-aware-if-not-purely-ironic "unhinged girl" memes of the post-2015 era have been to me in finding some kind of gender euphoria in the relational patterns i used to get myself into and the other weird self-destructive stuff my younger self did. feeling like some hapless girl who kept getting taken advantage of by men is obviously a terrible state for anyone, and throw in gender dysphoria at even being a girl on top of that and it'll make you feel really ill-at-ease. but seeing myself instead as some lana del rey virgin suicides suicide girls tumblr user insane girlie who was so nuts about the boys she loved that she decided to become a man? that fits like a glove baby. it's mad pride, it's fucking funny, it gives me a sense of agency in the weird fucked up dynamics i endured (but also selected) and the unhinged ways i coped with them, it allows me to reconcile multiple identities without seeing them as contradictory, it aligns with my internal experience of having chosen to be trans as one of several possible ways to cope with my unhappiness, i love it. unironically im a straight girl who decided to be a gay man and im both and im neither and im crazy forever and im healed. its some dialectical shit man

[theoceansluvr]

Llyod Garmadon x Reader

warnings; daddy issues and trauma.. it's llyod what do you expect? author's notes; by popular demand, aka one of my favorite ppl told me i should do it, my ninjago obsession !!! was gonna keep this to myself bc this is the nerdiest thing i will ever write on this blog but <9 kind of a mix of relationship hcs and regular old hcs

oooo he's so sweet i can't even describe it

doesn't really know how to do typical couple things i fear

mainly because he's scared that your either with him due to some ulterior motive or you'll get scared of him considering his past and father-

please please reassure this poor boy he's on the brink of a collapse from overthinking it

onto the normal, non sad headcanons !

biggest pillow fort building fan

most of you dates consist of sitting in one and watching really bad horror movies

oh and carmel popcorn !

if we're using the idea of him not being a lil Lego guy, he'd be one of those dudes with the BIGGEST Lego collection

(do i talk about Legos too much in my headcanons ???)

he will actually sit down and tell you about how long each of them took in full detail it's adorable

makes you a playlist every other day fr

i know that's more of a Cole thing but i like to think music is one of his ways to relax so he has some crazy good music taste

you guys have those frog build a bears or just any build a bear honestly

but he reminds me of the frog

you know those cute little Lego hearts ? you guys would have those

his is your favorite color and yours is green

he would totally walk you to class but would absolutely be nervous because he's not exactly the class favorite..

but you don't mind !

really creative when it comes to gifts and whatnot

like handmade cards and stuff like that

sort of went over dates already BUT

COMIC STORE DATES !!!

i will argue with nobody over this one either

probably a Marvel fan

would ironically like green latern though

doesn't really mind pda but absolutely isn't used to it

but in private he's the biggest cuddler

really, really likes when you play with his hair

i have zero explanation for this except for because i said so

based on art from one of my favorite artists on insta he would unironically wear those middle school boy minecraft fits

i love him dearly but the gods know he does

dyed his hair with koolaid once and it absolutely made him want to ACTUALLY dye it

likes when you read to him

it could be the most boring book on the planet and he'd know lay there and listen to you

knows how to play drums ???

definitely would teach you too

likes taking naps with you because he's chronically sleep deprived

fighting your dad and his henchmen doesn't come cheap im afraid

i could write about him for hours and hours but im sure people would get bored of that !!

all in all he's one of my favorite childhood crushes and i missed him so hard

[koolades-world]

hi!! can you do the brothers with an mc that has a british accent? i just know asmo would be DROOLING and satan maybe making fun of them over the slang lmao. ty!!

hi!! of course! sorry for the wait haha

Mc with a British accent

Lucifer

thinks it makes you sound smart

if you live up to that expectation, he's very smug about being right

but if you're a little gremlin, he, while a little taken aback, uses it to his advantage to scare his brothers

often finds excuses to take you to fancy places to boast about you <3

Mammon

in love with the slang and dialect, and finds it cute

at first, it shocks him a little and he uses it ironically but eventually starts using it unironically

your classmates just can't seem to wrap their head around the slang so its almost like using your own language

enjoys the contrast between your voices and the way you speak

Levi

oblivious to your accent honestly

as a chronically online demon, he gets exposed to all sorts of accents all the time

actually doesn't notice until one of his brothers points it out

his response to any question you ask him about your accent is just "cool" no matter what it is

Satan

he also thinks it makes you sound smart but since he can't agree with Lucifer, he picks at it from time to time

the accent reminds him of many book characters and authors that he loves

eventually he confides in you that he actually wishes he had your accent too

give him a fun shock and tell him you must be rubbing off on him because he's sounded more and more like you recently

Asmo

saying he just loved it would be an understatement

always looking for an excuse to listen to you speak

even willing to listen to you give him a lesson for school where what you're actually saying is going one in ear and out the other

constantly by your side to listen to you even more and just to spend time with you

Beel

he doesn't care that much

with or without accent, you're the same Mc to him

if you're insecure, he won't hesitate to tell you that he likes it and if someone else doesn't, that was their problem

as long as you can spend time together, it doesn't matter to him

Belphie

totally would make fun of it

it's loving but obnoxious at times

if you tell him to shut up he will

just start making fun of him back! give him a taste of his own medicine

[dotthings]

Don't really mind or care if people hate spn, or are frustrated with it. It's a frustrating show at times, it's limitations were often frustrating. This is not about criticism.

But some people really need to grasp the idea that an imperfect piece of media can also be good. Deliberately good. That the people who made it are talented know what they're doing and think deeply about the story.

Every time someone who claims to be a huge fan of the show calls "the good parts" of spn accidental or calls it the worst show ever, they're revealing themselves.

Calling it accidental shows that people don't pay close attention to the media they're supposedly obsessed with.

Anything for cheap, viral engagement I guess. No way could anyone be obsessed with it because it's a well-crafted story with great characters due to the craft of making a tv show.

Too many people also believe everything great about their favorite characters and the story came entirely from the actors and that's a reflection of how parasocializing celebrity culture has eaten spn fandom spaces and gets valued over engagement with the actual story and characters. (When people get tired of their own fave and don't feel things about their own fave because their adulation of an actor is stronger...yeah it's time to know when to say when and move on from the show itself).

That overly parasocialized take also reflects low media literacy and it actively erases the writers rooms for 15 seasons. It's an insult to every writer who ever worked on spn, not to mention directors, cinematographers, and other crew who used their craft to back up the telling of the story.

Some want to cultivate an air of ironic detachment because it makes them feel cool or smart, but I'm sighing tiredly at the lack of media literacy.

Maybe some people need simple binaries. So they can't reconcile that spn can be a flawed piece of media and a brilliantly made piece of media at the same time.

Or maybe they're ashamed to show their own unironic love for spn.

I love reading people's deep dive analysis and feelings about the characters, and the analysis of visual language, and analysis of symbolism, and how people point out the connectiveness of the story to itself. The literary techniques the creatives at spn used are very real and very deliberate. The writers deployed long-term planning. Returned to the same themes again and again. spn rhymes.

There are always some happy accidents in media, and always things that harm a story, poor decisions, or external factors that derail a good arc or plan. It's not mutually exclusive and it co-exists with purposefully crafted brilliance.

[mediocreanomaly]

i'm so normal. can i request a part 2 to the knives/reader soulmate au? im just so curious how it'd go, hdjdjnd

Authors Note: Non-Normal Knives kisser spotted.

Kidding! yes of course I shall make you a pt.2 (guys am I the Trigun Soulmate guy now? I'm not complaining it's just a bit funny to me, let me infect you with Trigun soulmate au now...)

*Not NSFW but a slightly "spicy" scene at the end (jesus I'm old do people still say spicy unironically? guys I mean it ironically I swear-)*

Read Part 1 Here!

Knives X Reader Soulmate AU Pt.2

•It's a painstaking process, both literally and metaphorically, as Knives recovers

•You feel awful. Your body vaguely burns everywhere, Knives is incapacitated, and the fact it's Legato who sits like a hawk watching over the two of you not yet trusting of your intentions doesn't exactly ease any of your stress

•It's a bit tedious dodging the blue haired mans constant questioning not quite ready to say "hey you know the most feared man in all of Gunsmoke who hates the idea of soulmates is actually my soulmate?" yeah sounds awful.

•So you sit dutifully day and night rewrapping wounds and running your fingers through Knives's hair appreciating that he at least seems to heal much quicker than humans do so hopefully this aching burn will subside quickly

•When he finally wakes up it's, of course, the one time you leave the room to go get something to eat. You almost imagine the dammed plant planned this even though you know it's not the case

•You stand in the door way...saying nothing. The two of you had become close before, was close the right word? but now you felt awkward and out of place watching Knives' cold blue eyes stare a hole into you

"Legato says you haven't left my side" he says, it's more of a statement than a question but you'll bite

"Yes." You say simply, not making a move as if dealing with a wild animal that's ready to pounce

"Why?" He's searching you as if looking for something or...no he's watching you like he's waiting to catch you in a lie

"I think you already know" Is all you can manage. You stay still, waiting for sharpness of metal, you just hope it'll be quick. You weren't stupid, you knew Knives didn't want a soulmate, so there wasn't much to do than to accept the fate the universe had laid out for you. You close you eyes and wait....and wait....and- wasn't he going to kill you?

You peek your eyes open to see Knives watching you with a furrowed brow. You have to admit he looks oddly cute like this despite the fact your life is most certainly in danger.

He stares, as if perplexed by you then scoffs

"This is ridiculous. I'd never be bound to a human like you" he states, you just nod not sure what to do until he sits up straight in bed

"Come, inform me of what's happened while I was asleep"

You aren't stupid enough to try and push the matter or point out the fact he was a little worse off than "asleep" so you just sit on the side of the bed with him, giving him what little information you know.

•After that he begins to talk about his new plans. You listen intently, letting him ramble on about this new era he's planning to usher in

•and if he begins to stray from the topic, if he begins to go on about the Ja'lai incident, or about how he really thought Vash would understand...don't bring any attention to it, your slowly beginning to understand there's a reason he trust you with these things even if he won't say it out loud

•Speaking of which...he won't say anything about the "soulmate" matter out loud. Not now anyways, not yet. He's not sure why but...he can't bring himself to kill you and it scares him. He isn't used to sparing lives besides his brothers and even then his forms of punishment are a lot more severe than what he's willing to do to you

•Not that he didn't contemplate taking a limb or letting you see how sharp his knives can really be but there'd be no point really he'd only be hurting himself (at least that's what he tells himself)

•He's also...a bit protective of you now. Even though he still refuses to say to anyone, including you, that you're his soulmate he does make vague mentions of it when you try to leave and he says something along the lines of

"No you can't leave. If you were to get hurt it'd be inefficient for me"

•(aw he likes you!)

•He begrudgingly lets you begin working again because there was a reason he allowed you to stay with his team in the first place, although if his hovering around your work place was bad before it's 10x worse now

•You are met with the sight of his chest every time you turn around and you have to shyly look up to the piercing gaze that's trained on you like a predator

•eventually you get him to back up a little bit by telling him if you spill any chemicals on him it'll just burn the both of you although he still stands in the corner watching your every move

•In all...don't expect him to be all lovely dovey...yet. Although...

You stand absent mindedly as you look over your work. This formula was driving you nuts and the constant feeling of being watched wasn't exactly helping. You lean down placing your hands on the table scanning over the papers messily sprawled over your desk when you feel a strong pair of hands at your hips.

It takes everything in you not to yelp, only for that feeling to turn into you trying not to moan when teeth nip at the shell of your ear. Knives body is pressed against your back, strong and solid, god you were either touch starved or the soulmate connection was doing wonders because he'd barley even touched you and you felt like you were unraveling. He pushes you forwards slightly forcing you to hold your most your weigh with your arms as you shudder. He's trapping you against the table, mouth trailing down to harshly nip along your throat, right hand running up your side and his left hand is moving to-

he pulls away.

You're breathless. You glance up at him, and if the amused smirk on his face is anything to go by, you look like just as much of a mess as you feel.

"I fixed your formula for you"

you glance down and sure enough...the numbers you had been mulling over all day had been fixed in the matter of...minutes? Seconds?

You watch dumbfounded as Knives strolls away as if nothing happened, even thought the blush painting your face and the bruises beginning to blossom against your neck are more than enough proof

•That's the thing, the universe never prepares you for your soulmate being an asshole. That's okay though, two can play at that game.

[ddarker-dreams]

You know about your gojo post, the creator said it would be unlikely he stays loyal to his partner, i wonder why?

because gojo hasn't met me : )

really though, from what i can tell, doesn't gege dislike gojo ?? whether it's ironic or unironic, i can't tell, but maybe that's his way of trying to spray some anti-gojo-fan deterrent in the air. i find it hilarious that he makes jabs at one of his most popular characters whenever he gets the chance. there is nothing like being a hater...

well, i don't want to say i know more about the character than the character's creator, but i think it'd depend on the situation. maybe when gojo's in his teens and more callous toward others? not that he ever becomes the face for humanists, but he does seem to have (somewhat) matured as an adult. ish.

[bleedingintogold]

Leader was quiet as Youngest helped him with his standard attire, redoing his tie and fixing Leader's hair. As she finished, Youngest finally let her eyes glance at Leader's face, immediately regretting it.

There were black bags under Leader's bloodshot red eyes and the dark bruise on his cheek didn't really help his appearance. He hadn't spoken at all since Youngest woke him for the ceremony, stumbling into the common room with his unironed attire and bed hair.

She could imagine what Right-Hand would have said, clicking her tongue as she reminded Leader that a grown man should know how to iron his own shirt. Teammate would have snickered and grabbed his own hair gel to help Leader's hair situation. He'd purposely take too long just to annoy Leader, straightening every strand neatly on the top of Leader's head and flush against his temples. Medic would have quipped about Leader not wearing his ankle brace, telling him that if he dislocated it again, he'd drive home without Leader and have him limp all the home way home himself.

But none of them were here.

They were waiting for Youngest and Leader at the ceremony. In caskets waiting to be buried.

"I-I can't do this, Youngest," rasped Leader, his voice sounding extremely raw and lifeless.

Youngest gently cupped Leader's face, feeling the stubble that had grown from not shaving that week. She tilted his face up to look at her, running a thumb gently across the butterfly bandages that held his cheek together.

"Just for a few hours, Leader, then you can rest," Youngest had never used Leader's name before this, but she needed him to listen.

"We shouldn't have to do this. They shouldn't have-they shouldn't have died,"

"Leader-"

"I was so close, Youngest. I could have-I should have saved them!"

"But you didn't, Leader. And they're already gone," she snapped, just as tired as Leader was.

Leader's gaze faltered, shaking as he surpressed another round of tears. But Youngest had had enough. She grabbed his face roughly this time, making sure he looked straight at her.

"You failed this time Leader, but you've still got another team under you. Another team that needs you. Send off our friends, and put yourself back together, understand? You are a Captain, so you need to act like one,"

Youngest let Leader go, passing him a glass of water.

"Wash your face, no more crying. We're leaving in five minutes, Leader,"

"Okay,"

"Good. Take too long and I'll drag you out,"

[carlos-in-glasses]

Cig!! I am in desperate need of your help! I am seeing this very cool British band in a few months. They are called Yard Act, they’re from Leeds (???) and they’re very witty, kind of snarky, quite political. Really got their finger on the pulse of British culture. A modern Brit-Pop phenom, if you will (Elton John is a fan!!).

Anyway, I’m worried if I try to interact with them at all I’ll make a fool of myself. As we’ve established, British English and American English (‘Mericun) are very different languages!!! The last time I saw them they informed us that British people do not, in fact, say “well done” (I think they were pulling our legs tho because I have heard many Brits say it!). They also tricked us all into tipping the bartender!!

Anyway, how do I speak Brit? In their songs they use terms like ace, class and mint. Are these commonly used terms or are they using them ironically? (I’d love to start calling things mint, what does it mean?) If I tell them I’m on my ones will I sound cool or like I’m trying to be a 20-something south Londoner? Will they be impressed when I tell them I don’t watch face??? Should I buy them a beer or a pint??????

No worries, Lemon. I've got your back.

Buy them a pint. I think on your ones should be fine. I don't really say that - I am a south Londoner, but I'm not cool. However:

Greet them with a friendly, "Hiya, you alright? Haven't see you in donkey's years!"

The most important thing to remember: If in doubt, punctuate every sentence with Nandos, JD Spots, and 'Spoons. They'll know what you mean.

If one of the band members is very muscular, it's important you address him as an 'absolute unit.'

Only talk about Yorkshire Tea. Do not mention PG Tips, whatever you do.

British people do say 'well done.' I say it all the time?? Am I not supposed to? Please ask them to clarify.

Ace and mint I think are used a bit more ironically; class is unironic. All of them mean good, solid. You can also use the word solid. And wicked and sick and sweet.

Find out who they crush on most: Liam Gallagher or Damon Albarn.

If you can't hear what someone is saying over the music, yell, "YOU WHAT?!"

If something goes wrong, say that you're 'gutted' or 'miffed'; say the situation has gone, 'arse over tit.' Or 'this is rubbish, mate!'

If you're getting the best seat somewhere/the one remaining table, tell them you are going to 'bagsy' it.

If you're tired, your knackered. If you're drunk, you're hammered. if you're loud, you're lairy.

If things are a bit bumbling, it's a 'faff'/'faffing around'.

If you can't believe something has happened, you say 'can you Adam and Eve it?"

If someone makes a silly error, call them a 'daft cow.'

If someone is being annoying, say, "leave it out!' or 'put a sock in it, would you?'

If someone is opnely annoyed, they are being 'shirty'.

If someone is lying, you may accuse them of telling 'porkie pies.'

I think that's a decent crash course in the British basics. Please let me know if you have any further questions.

Please enjoy Carlos being as cute as this question:

[chaifootsteps]

You know, Stolitz made me remember I had a love at first site playdate with a kid when I was a small child.

It started when I accidentally caused my little brother to slam his face into the wooden frame of his bed which led to his tears and blood to flow freely everywhere (totally wasn't my fault and a story for another time). We went to the hospital since he had a lil booboo and my mom babies him. At the hospital, while waiting for the doctor to tell my crying mother that my crying brother was okay, I saw him.

A cute little boy my age with black hair that was styled just like how every single boy in the early 2000s had his hair (ty Zac Efron for normalizing bad haircuts). He was playing with one of the video games the childrens hospital waiting room had to keep brats like me entertained. I can't remember for the life of me what the game was, just a bunch of colors. I thought, "hey, I like video games (my dad stole a bunch from his job bc we were poor) he likes video games...this is clearly something special." We played games together which eventually led to us running around the hospital waiting room, chasing each other and having fun. We spent the whole evening into the night together (hospitals suck) and while I didn't steal anything to give to my dad (not this time anyways) we literally had a moment where after running we fell onto our backs giggling. It was fun, I was in love. Until the other parents got annoyed by our antics and our parents separated us, forcing us to sit with them on opposite sides of the hospital while we were scolded in our mothers native tongue (he was Asian and my mom is Puerto Rican). We soberly looked at each other from across the room, sad and heartbroken. Then the worst part, my mom became fed up of waiting. Decided we should go home. With an iron grip, she marched me out of the room, out of the hospital (stopping by the vending machine first) and out of his life. We could only stare, tears in our eyes as I waved my saddest goodbye. He waved back. And I never saw him again.

Twenty years later and there's no way I'd recognize him if he came up to me lol. Let alone want "my first crush and friend" to ravish me.

-shitcastle anon

Hahaha! What a story, Shitcastle Anon!

(Unironically a better love story than Stolitz.)

[cinnamonest]

Extremely important modern AU information:

Jokes about No Nut November, once casually tried but caved on November 8th, 12th, and 15th respectively (no he's not weak it's just not worth it!! What's the point? It's not healthy to go that long without it!), the only individuals here who attempt it in a sane manner really: Gorou, Bennett, Thoma

"Haha yeah I've heard of that haha" (Would literally rather die): Kaeya

Claims to have done it. Did not actually do it. Came every single day even: Venti

Stick in the mud, straight faced as he says that is the stupidest thing he has heard in his entire life, probably jerks off on the spot out of spite: Diluc, Cyno

Also says that is the stupidest thing he has heard in his entire life, secretly curious as to whether or not he could do it... casually decides to attempt. Makes it about halfway through the month. Somewhat disappointed with himself.: Tighnari

Decided to do it to test himself, takes it very seriously, manages to persevere due to 1) being already well-versed in self control and 2) avoiding potential mania triggers like the plague: Chongyun

Decided to do it to test himself, takes it very seriously, manages to persevere solely by focusing on the promise of Destroy Dick December: Heizou

Decided to do it to test himself, takes it very seriously, caves on November 3rd because a leftover Halloween decoration he passed by walking home depicted a witch with massive tiddies, wallows in disappointment face-down on his bed for an hour: Kazuha

Thinks it would be easy so he actually commits, more as a joke than anything. Quickly realizes it is in fact not easy. Bothered because??? Is he really this weak?? No, he's just psyching himself out. He can do it. Easily.... Caves on November 20th and 25th respectively. Very disappointed. At least he tried.: Xingqiu, Ayato

Has never heard of No Nut November before, sees it once online, Googles it and gets the urban dictionary definition, still has to ask someone to understand, very confused, 'is this really what the youths are doing these days' etc, would never even consider it: Zhongli

Takes it as seriously as a matter of life or death. Hypes up a week beforehand. Unironically posts about it. Does it as a joint effort with the Bros™ who act as an accountability check for each other. They overdramatize every moment like they're enduring the worst pain ever known to man. Works out as a means of distracting himself. Unironically gets a phone call at 3 am from a fellow bro claiming he's facing temptations and stays up for several hours pep talking the guy through it as if he's trying to convince him not to commit a crime. Actually manages to do it. They have a group celebration as if they just went through some major life accomplishment. Cums enough on Dec 1st to fill a mason jar: Itto

"See, technically, it only applies to masturbatory orgasms. Intercourse-induced orgasms are not included in the prohibition. Therefore -- no I'm not in a relationship, but this is hypothetical -- therefore, they don't count as -- oh that thudding sound? Ignore that, that's a dog and definitely not a live human person in my basement -- anyway, it doesn't count as--": Albedo

Has already subscribed to his egirl's "Nonstop Nut November" private video Onlyfans collection, tells himself it can't go to waste: Xiao

Makes a big deal out of No Nut November. Posts about it several days beforehand. Posts are half ironic and half unironic because he genuinely attempts it. Gets himself psyched up for it. Cums like seven times on October 31st. Mutes all nsfw accounts across various socials. Hides the lotion and tissues. Curates all consumed media to avoid any semblance of ass and tiddies. Unironically prays for strength. Acts like he's going through the worst pain known to man. Fails November 2nd 1:47 p.m.: Childe

[quodekash]

PART 2 OF DANGEROUS ROMANCE EP4 COMMENTARY BC I HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS AND RAN OUT OF SCREENSHOTS

because of them, im now gonna start sobbing every time someone throws a peace sign at me

HELL YES

IM SO PROUD OF MY BOY

YUOU DID SO GOOD KANG

I KNEW YPU COULD DO IT

AIUOGHKJERPODHFKN

NOOOOOOO

FRICK

my boy is having many thoughts. none of them good.

I can hear his crisis and him blaming himself because now he thinks it's his fault that sailom's gonna get beat up, and he's sad for himself that he doesn't have a reason to spend time with sailom anymore, and now his grandma's gonna be disappointed in him for failing something, and there's definitely some thoughts in the mix there about his dad and the bike he bought him and kang is so certain he doesn't deserve the bike, I could go on but I wont because I would like to finish this episode before the sun rises and currently that doesnt seem all too likely

well DUH

YOU COULD SEE IT FROM MARS (and now im thinking about soundwin. frick.)

tell him

tellllll himmmmmm

tell him he lent the umbrella to youuuuu

and you've treasured it forever perhaps?

OMG HE'S TELLING HIM???

DUDE THEYRE ACTUALLY LISTENING TO ME SO MUCH THIS EPISODE THIS IS SO RARE

chances are either the bus or Kang's car is gonna show up before he'll get it out, bUT ONCE AGAIN, LET ME BASK IN THIS RARE MOMENT OF GLORY AND POWER

BOOM

CALLED IT

I know it's super cliche and everyone probably saw that coming but I dont care, im gonna let myself feel almighty powerful

I just. I will never understand why they dont just like quickly tell the person before leaving. or like yell at him while getting on the bus. OR EVEN text him while on the bus, immediately after getting on. that's what id do, cos if I dont tell them right then and there, I guarantee you I will forget to ever tell them, and then it'll keep me up at night for ages but never at a moment where I actually think about telling them, and then three or four years later ill finally tell them and it'll be so insignificant by then but it doesnt matter because I FINALLY TOLD THEM THE THING

I really hope he remembers to give at least one of those umbrellas back to kang

mans is not waterproof, he needs an umbrella

respect for auto just went down down prices are down

crypto? seriously honey?

IT'S SO CHEESY

IT'S SO CLICHE

AND IM CRYING ABOUT IT BECAUSE SOMEHOW I BOTH IRONICALLY AND UNIRONICALLY LOVE CHEESY AND CLICHE MOMENTS WITH ALL MY FRIKIN SOUL

EW

SPORTS

I hate sports days so much

thankfully id always be allowed to just not go to school instead of being forced to participate in athletics and swimming carnivals and cross country and stuff, and I will be forever grateful to my parents for that

they're in love btw

just in case anyone forgot

I didn't forget

I can't forget about them

my brain wont allow it

IT'S JUST

ITS JUST SO SWEET

I THINK IM GOING INSANE, THEY HATE EACH OTHER AND WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER SO BADLY THAT IT'S LITERALLY ROMANTIC

THIS IS PINING

HE IS PINING

PL E A SE CAN THEY KISS

NAWA'S HEAD TILT????? LIKE THEYRE LITERALLY ABOUT TO KISS IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU

two things to say here

one: view, please marry me

two: kang and sailom definitely have the same responsibilities

just KISS

I can't deal with the longing stares anymore

im like 80% certain they wont kiss this episode but I so badly want them to

NOOOO THEYRE NOT IN THE SAME GROUP THINGY

....but (hehe butt)

...maybe

...perhaps

I think kang might pull some strings to end up in the same department as sailom? maybe??

IM DYING, THERE'S A MARC AND A PAVIN (which sounded like pawin)

THEY GAVE UP THINKING OF NAMES FOR THE RANDOM CLASSMATES

ooooo he is listening to their conversationnnnnn

AND THEYRE GONNA INTERACT IN A FRIKIN BATHROOM??? I SWEAR, EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW IS SOUNDWIN CODED, IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU

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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

THEYRE JUST SO

HE'S SO GOUERGJND

LMAO YOU IDIOT

(we're getting so many cheesy cliches right after each other and I am so here for it, I love this so much)

now kiss

OH

OH THIS IS THIS PART???? DAMN

he needs money to pay off his debts, so... he's gonna take a job offer from the guy he pays his debts to? feels kinda pointless, right?

also in this series, pepper reminds me of tor, specifically in midnight museum, so part of my mind thinks hes gonna offer him a job at the museum

LMAO

'MYNAME6969'

I WANT TO KNOW WHO PUT THAT IN THERE AND GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE THATS FRIKIN HILARIOUS, WHOEVER SNUCK THAT IN THERE

IM DYING I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

as someone who sprained an ankle a little over a month ago, I have some points to make

namely: saifah is right. the first 72 hours are the most important, as long as you're resting it, keeping it elevated, icing it, compressing it, you'll be all good to walk on it in no time. after that, you need to make sure you're still taking care of it, like by wearing a compression sock all the time, and not walking on it too much if it starts hurting, stuff like that. that's the part I didnt do. I took care of it for three days, then kept walking on it like nothing happened, and it's still really painful sometimes, it never properly healed, but like it's fine im surviving

OH I DO NOT LIKE THIS, I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL

HE'S SO OLD

ICKY I FEEL ICKY

there's nothing wrong with the work he's doing, it's just the fact that he's still a kid and thats a 50 year old man

on another note, I ran out of bloody images AGAIN

AND ON ANOTHER NOTE, ITS NEARLY 2AM. IVE BEEN WATCHING FOR NEARLY 2 AND A HALF HOURS AND IM NOT EVEN THREE QUARTERS THROUGH THE EPISODE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

The community I got this from unironically thinks Civil War is the peak of the MCU and that Thanos is a peak villain. Make of that what you will.

Wow, the first comment is absolutely wild. So... they're basically asking for a one-dimensional villain? They want a series that gently holds our hand and tells us who are the good guys and who is the bad girl. Really? 🙄

They don't want anything that's even remotely close to being complex. I'm not surprised they like Thanos, he's like the epitome of a bland and utterly uninteresting villain with no personality, no arc and no backstory.

Not to mention it's kind of ironic that they say the series shows us her mistakes and her terrible decisions... but in the same breath, they claim the show justifies her. No, it doesn't. If they had tried to protect her and act like she had done nothing wrong they wouldn't have given any attention to her victims, they wouldn't have allowed them to speak up about the pain they were in, they wouldn't have given us that scene with Vision when he's confronting her...

They care about the Westview residents because they were given names and a face and they had a voice. How many times have we seen the victims of the heroes speaking up? If they want a female character protected by the narrative, Sylvie is right there. Not a single victim of hers is allowed to say anything, she burns people alive but it's justified in that the poor thing had a rough past and she gets to play the victim and no one confronts her about anything. That is narrative protection alright.

I really dislike how every time a series attempts to treat its characters with a bit more nuance, we got fans like this saying it's shit and demanding a clear-cut black/white narrative instead. This is why we can't have nice things.