#can't believe i did this so fast

[martiniwhims]

Love & Pop Magazine - Issue No. 1 - "Jelly"

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[sergle]

yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason

side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.

and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.

[pachiiblr]

Now that I did literally all the endings,, it's time for my least favorite character and the ending!!!

Hopefully this game can make me like him ://

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: He's going through it. Your boyfriend's going through it, man.

Fit: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa–

Tubbo: Fine, your friend with benefits is going through it.

Fit: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA–

Tubbo: Hey man, I'm just being- I'm being honest.

Fit: Listen, listen Tubbo...

Tubbo: What?

Fit: Me and Pac's... friendship is N.Y.F.B, you feel me?

Tubbo: ...I don't wtf that means.

Fit: N.Y.F.B means NONE OF YOUR FCKING BUSINESS! No, that's right! You don't know what's going on! We're just some islanders, we're just good neighbors that hang out a lot, and you know–

Tubbo: Sure man, sure sure sure sure sure sure sure.

Fit: Don't- don't- just don't concern yourself Tubbo, just don't- don't concern, you know–

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN (2023 EDITION) ↘ D-6 | through the eras: ODDINARY

[restinpeacesensei]

traditional style 💖

[montied]

im soeasy company coded (ate a shitton of spaghetti and ran off and now i feel sick)

[mari-lair]

I miss Kou and Hanako so here are some hanakou crumbs.

The way they are always playing games when Kou arrive in the bathroom before Nene:

Hanako showing up when Kou yelled his name.

Kou sensing when Hanako is not okay and making sure to check on him:

Kou holding his hand on a sad and a happy moment (feat nene):

The play fight they have as background in the clock keeper arc:

Hanako not knowing what ‘personal space’ means:

Hanako jumping into Kou’s arms when he becames a girl, all blushy, and trying to seduce him :

[burningcomputerpersona]

my cds (and cassette tape) finally arrived in the mail today!!

[ridiasfangirlings]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMoqBGT3/ this with sarumi except the twist is Saruhiko is the writer and Yata the serial killer (I just don't think Yata would prefer writing over killing for some reason .. and comedic purposes)

Imagine Yata as a vaguely incompetent serial killer who’s only gotten away with it so far out of dumb luck, until he meets crime writer Fushimi who starts inadvertently telling him how to do it properly. I have trouble seeing Yata as someone who would be killing for the fun of it though so maybe he’s more like a ‘vigilante’ style serial killer, he kills people who think they’re above the law or who get light sentences for horrible crimes. When he was a kid his mom and stepdad were murdered by his bio-dad who managed to get off scott free on a technicality and it soured Yata on the whole justice system. Years later he managed to kill his dad himself, the body wasn’t found for years and Yata wasn’t a suspect because they’d had no contact since he was a kid. This makes Yata feel like maybe he can make a difference by getting rid of anyone he thinks the world would he better off without (oh and maybe he even kills Niki and Kisa, and the cops don’t catch him because Fushimi gets to the crime scene first and hides some crucial evidence since the killer did him such a favor after all). 

Yata works day jobs as a butcher in grocery store Homra run by Kusanagi and imagine he’s been feeling a little nervous lately because he almost got caught on his last kill. The Homra guys don’t know Yata’s a serial killer and just assume he’s feeling down because Kamamoto just got engaged and here Yata’s never been on a date with anyone. They decide to set Yata up with this dating app, Yata isn’t aware until it’s already installed that it matches you with others based on your search history and now he’s on high alert because his search history is…bad. He ends up matching with this guy Fushimi Saruhiko though and Yata decides why not, he may as well go on a date so he can get the guys off his back. 

When he first meets Fushimi they don’t seem to get along well at all, Yata can’t believe he matched with this gloomy nerd guy who looks like he never leaves the house. Fushimi grumbles that his annoying publisher made him a profile on the app without his consent and Yata’s like wait a publisher do you write. It turns out Fushimi is a really popular crime fiction/mystery author who writes under a pseudonym, Yata’s like oh I think I read some of one of your books before. Without thinking he adds that he thought the way the killer cleaned up the crime scene was unrealistic. Yata realizes what he just said and has an ‘oh shit’ moment, thinking he gave himself away, but Fushimi just clicks his tongue and adjusts his glasses as he says it wasn’t unrealistic at all, explaining the best way to clean up a crime scene without getting caught. Yata’s never really been good at the cleanup and starts taking mental notes. Eventually imagine Fushimi mentions he’s working on a short story right now but he’s stuck on the best way to stab someone so they’ll bleed out in just the right time frame, Yata’s like oh hey I know that one. Soon they’re just back and forth chatting about murder without a care in the world.

Thanks to Fushimi Yata is now an even better killer, he starts following Fushimi’s advice and suddenly his kills are much harder for the police detectives to deal with, imagine the detectives assigned to his cases had thought they were close to a breakthrough but now they aren’t even sure if this killer is the same guy. At the same time Yata likes to hang out with Fushimi while he’s writing, answering questions about how much blood is in the human body and could you really get blood out of bed sheets with this specific cleaner. Whenever Fushimi asks how Yata knows this kind of thing Yata laughs nervously and says he’s a butcher. Fushimi accepts that with a click of his tongue and doesn’t ask again, though imagine Yata is feeling a bit guilty because isn’t this like him using Fushimi and what if he gets Fushimi in trouble because Yata’s crimes are too similar to ones in Fushimi’s books. Eventually he comes to visit Fushimi one day as a police detective is leaving, Yata worriedly asks what happened and Fushimi says just people being idiots, thinking fiction is reality. Yata decides he has to confess but imagine Fushimi’s just like ‘I know,’ Yata’s all wait how the fuck did you know and Fushimi scoffs as he says for a serial killer Yata’s a terrible liar (also he hopes Yata enjoyed the free advice, Fushimi figures he owes Yata one for killing his parents which is, after all, the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for him).

[sskk-manifesto]

!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shy-nightmare]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

......................W-what?

Are my eyes playing jokes on me? You guys seeing this?

100 likes? 100 FUCKING likes????

I got 100 likes the day after I gained a new follower? What? And on a Tuesday morning?

Is this a dream? No, I woke up 2 hours ago. Is it Christmas 🎄 already? No, it's the first day of October

Tumblr, are you serious? Did...I...did...did I really?

OH MY GOD!!! I JUST GOT 100 LIKES?!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

This can't be happening right now! Not now! Not on a fucking Tuesday!

When I first joined Tumblr two years ago, I did not think I would come this far. At first, I joined so I could get better access to reading stories and post moon photography, and that's all I have been doing.

Then, I started checking out people who post amazing Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Toon Patrolcontent, and I thought I would give it a shot even though I was so incredibly nervous about it. Not long after, I started chatting with @slashingdisneypasta and @marinerainbow and I slowly grew a little more comfortable being on Tumblr.

I started sharing my own content, got 50 likes, and not long after that, @weaselnerd and @los-angeles-toon-patrol started following me, and today, on October 1 2024, I reached a 100 likes????

You guys have no idea how much this means to me! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I would like to thank @slashingdisneypasta, @basiabd, @trashogram, and @marinerainbow for sharing their thoughts on my silly stuff, I would like to thank @imaginarytoon1 and @its-metal-mistress for inspiring me to write and post "The Toonz Twins: Toontown Sleuths", and I would like to give a special shout out to my new followers and honorary guests @weaselnerd and @los-angeles-toon-patrol for reaching out to me and joining me on my newbie amateur blog! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

You guys are the best bunch of friends a shy introvert like me could ask for!!!

OK, before my schedule gets busy for the next few days, I want you guys to do me a favor. Please do something nice for yourselves! Treat yourself to a fancy dinner, watch your favorite horror movies, do whatever makes you happy to celebrate this wonderful day! 😊😁😊😁

Thank you!

[hauntingblue]

Here we fucking go...... Impel down.... at last I will get to see my beautiful NOT YET DEAD wife again....

GARP TRYING TO DEFEND ROGER??????? FOR WHAT!!!! YOURE GONNA LET HIS SON DIEEEE!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEE!!!!I couldn't even make it one page akdbaknqkqksks I CAN'T!!!

Where's luffy level 1

Their relationship here is so funny...

It's SO GOOD how he wants to betray him at every turn but for some reason or another he can't

Luffy riding the buggy plane.... I guess man

I forgot how funny this was......

Like what the hell are these panels??? Kdhaksjakska

ACEEEEEE AND JIMBEEEEEEEEIII 😭😭😭😭 ACEEE AND JIMBEEEEEI 😭😭😭

I can't do this... I'm not strong enough

LOOK at the wall behind ace and there is a hole beside him and behind him the wall is CRACKED AND DENTED from what I imagine was his body hitting the wall. Goodbye

I can't do this.... the one two punch that is knowing both ace AND whitebeard will die and everything will indeed crumble....

AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Luffy just playing with the sphinx....

He's so proud of luffy... well you didn't contribute A THING

Omg a joestar in impel down.... maybe another Dio secret child....

Is he shaking..... 🥺🥺🥺

I love him...... look at him he's so happy.... it's making me sappy

And I love this face too akdhaksjsk

The contrast.... killing myself again and again (early nights in white sheets with lace curtains... Pompeii in the distance)

COMPLETELY forgot about this.... even now he is keeping the peace????

The poison hydra looks so cool....

I can't watch...

AND THEN IT CUTS TO ACE I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!

BON CLAY YOU WILL GET ME THROUGH THIS!!!! THANK YOU BON CLAY!!!!

ENOUGH!!!! WHY IS IMPEL DOWN LUFFY JUST GOING DOWN HELL AND BEING VICTIM TO UNENDING HORRORS!!!! ALL FOR HIS BROTHER!!! (dante's inferno ref i know i know)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BON CLAY APPEARING AFTER THAT!!!! BON CLAY!!!!!!

LUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! LUFFYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[allroseshave-their-pricks]

still got it ;)

[gentlethorns]

okay shoot me or whatever you want lol but i miss 2020. like for me personally that was a good ass year