#anyways. shocker of all shockers
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still got it ;)
#rrr#will i post a version of this every time I successfully seduce/fuck someone? probably#anyways. shocker of all shockers#the dude who was telling me he was flirting with me#WAS FLIRTING WITH ME#shock. astonishment. i can't believe it#in my defense. he also acted like that when he was in a monogamous relationship so i figured he was just like that#we will see how this goes bc I get along really well with him#it was a very fast friendship and though we said we were just a fwb thing right now#dude did say something along the lines of 'oh no this is going to be a real relationship isn't it'#and then something else about not getting rid of me for 8/10/25+ years lol#and joked (?) about telling his mom#so#hehe :3
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usamerican self centrism off the charts once again in the tags of this post where i make a joke about how when a post asks to share where you're from, usamericans are the only ones to say their state instead of the country
"its helpful to us" this is not just about you though. i know this is hard to understand but not everyone on this website is usamerican and if the question is to the broader public asking which country everyone is from, this is not just about you. the answers should not make sense only to you.
"america is very big and culturally very different" are you under the assumption that there are no regional cultural differences in other countries? i can tell you with absolute certainty that yes, even countries smaller than half the north american continent have regional differences. shocker, i know. every country in europe has regionally different cultures and history, maybe with the exception of the countries that are only one big city. i can tell you from just the two countries that ive lived in (germany, norway) there are big cultural differences depending on what part you live in. theres differences between west and east germany, theres differences between people living on the north coast vs north-east coast vs in the south vs in the middle of the country. theres differences in regions depending on what other country they border with. some dialiects dont even understand each other. the regions have different history leading to different cultures leading to different mindsets and behavioural patterns, it is very noticeable to germans. you will still never catch a german answering a polls with "im from nrw" bc thats not helpful for anyone and even though there are these big regional differences, on a broader level, germany as a whole still has one uniting culture. plus, you still do live in the same country which means that the economy, laws, etc define your lived experiences (although even here there are regional differences) which is why the question is "where are you from?"
norway even has two different languages, that are spoken in different parts of the country, and hundreds of regional dialects. if you told norwegians in the north and in the south theyre essentially the same they would look at you like youre crazy. still they would all answer with "im from norway"
there are a lot of countries around the world that speak different languages in different regions of it. theres countries that are now one big whole, but used to be two or more smaller countries that then got joined together, combining different languages, cultural dresses, traditions, etc. i can assure you people from every country around the world will tell you that there is distinct cultural differences within the country that they would notice immediately, but on an international poll asking where they are from, they will still answer with their country.
usamericans are the only ones giving you letter codes for different states. and if youre thinking "well i dont notice any difference between two people from the same country even if theyre from different regions" i can assure you, that is how the rest of the world feels about usamericans. your regional differences are there and noticeable to you, but not to the rest of the world. to us, youre from the usa. that is it.
#and one way we can tell youre from the usa is that you give letter codes instead of your country bc you only think about the answer that#would be helpful to other usamericans and youre ignorant enough to believe your country is the only one with major cultural differences#anyways. sorry long rant but i woke up to this bs and godddddd are you ever so tiredddd of it all.#and then thats always coming from the same people that will believe german culture is lederhosen and oktoberfest when SHOCKER that is also#specific to just one region. scandinavian culture as a whole is just vikings and france is essentially just paris.#and these are the people who then go 'ummm you probably didnt mean offense but we do have cultural differences in america 😬'#soph txts#txt
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Various Cold Steel ship stuff bc why not
#the legend of heroes#trails of cold steel#rean schwarzer#emma millstein#alisa reinford#laura s arseid#fie claussell#sharon kreuger#sara valestein#claire reiveldt#millium orion#jusis albarea#reanemma#(is that the ship name? who knows. not me!)#emmalisa#laurafie#toxic yuri throuple#shocker of all shockers ink takes a break from doodling crrn for other things lmao#anyways. lesbians. you agree#also millium being silly bc i had the idea of her eating a burger like that and it made me laugh
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"That despite having experienced inhuman suffering, she has nonetheless been able to gain the strength to face life."
#collei#genshin impact#gi#erm. hi#something not pokemon related for once? shocker i know#anywas this was a collei piece i did a while ago that i never finished#been having Emotions abt her recently and i wanted to share even if it's a little messy...#anyways. she makes me insane.#also yes the flowers have meanings it was Intentional. however my drawing skills for nature and memory are both not all there so.#take it as you will#anyways collei i love you girl...#shes a physical manifestation of death and rebirth she's resurrection do YOU SEE MY VISION#also i miss you short haired collei but her hairstyle rn is cute too...#my collei design in my head has changed so much lmao. i tried making her a little more matching to how she is in my head now#thinking abt her growth and learning as a form of defiance. reclaiming her life....#she refused to die!!!!! and now she's hurting but alive!!! im gonna pass out dont look at me.#i am not nearly as good as putting my thoughts into words as some other collei enthusiasts so Just Trust Me#shark's scribbles
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"I didn't like Neil in tsc-"
#because it made it harder for u to uwu smol beanify him ?#say it with me class#neil was always “scary” and an ass hole#!!#the only reason ppl find it hard to think of him that way is because bro is five foot three#and yall have made him into a “bottom”#i read the same book and Neil being an “unreliable” narrator is not enough of a reason to view him as being innocent#its very clear hes not “ a godd person”#anyways#jortenthusiasst complains#shocker#i know#aftg#the foxhole court#all for the game#all for the game series#neil josten#aftg text posts#aftg thoughts
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HMS are all emo in their own way. Here's the list from least to most.
Heart
Overall aesthetic.
Soul
Two Wuv, was willing to risk RABIES for vampirism, “literally no one here tried to listen to me.”
Mind
Tries to seem emotionless, everything you listed here:
Headcanon #636
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#also if were going generic “emo” for them im throwing my chem listener headcanons at them too#theyre favorite albums at least#Heart: Three Cheers. Mind: Black Parade [tho for both of their second favorites those are swapped ]#Soul has always been a Danger Days guy to me. Listens to chunks of the other albums but hes a big DD fan to me#heart would also be a Bullets fans#i might make a post for this someday honestly#also conventional weapons is all of them & even whole to me#separating all the different songs in it & giving it to them like cake slices#yea ik shocker the cj fan is a mcr fan too#ALSO FOR THE SMALL GROUP THAT ARE ALSO IN THAT VENN DIAGRAM#ITS NOT RLLY RELATED TO THIS. BUT SING & TLOB&W???? SAME SONG TO ME#tlob&w is more detailed to a specific audience but yk what i mean#ive genuinely debated making a mash up of the lyrics#okay okay sorry#ive been so so normal about that ever since i thought of it#anyway#the hms my chem post will come someday#maybe even draw them in outfits idk
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is that really so scary?
as a bonus. some of my thoughts on this scene from when i played (ft phantom commentary!)
#doodles#roxas#riku#sora#repliku#might come back to this and clean it up#anyways#this is my second favorite scene in ddd#woah big shocker local roxas fan thinks the two roxas scenes in ddd are the best ones#who would have thoughtttt#anyways i had a lot of thoughts on the answers here when i was playing#trying to think of what rikus actual answers would be and comparing them to soras in kh1#also in case the drawings are hard to understand they are (in order)#opening the door on desting islands ; vague notion of all of kh1 ; riku killing repliku ; the roxas/riku fight
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sorry if you've been commenting or something and I just haven't been responding nothing against you I'm just not feeling particularly social lately
#everyone is so big shocker but im mad stressed right now MY HAIR FELL OUT EARLIER BRO#not all of it obvi but a lot just. poof. fell out#anyway I'm not unaware of things i am just ignoring them before i have a psychotic episode
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not me blearily waking up at 5:30am almost in tears bc I had a dream that Ian had apparently been making more little OK KO shorts on the side and the utter joy I was feeling as dream!me was scrambling to find & watch them only to wake up before I could........ :((((
#there were 5 of them out already apparently#the most recent one had a Ray focus to it so big shocker that that's the one that caught my attention#and dream!me was like ''oh so THAT'S why ppl have been spam-liking all my Ray posts recently!! makes sense 👌''#I actually got to se like a little ending clip for that one where like. he was wearing this stupid cloak & outfit—#—kinda looked a little Shadowy Figure-esque actually??—but apparently he was like. secretly doing hero work on the side or smth??#and then at the end he had this convo with Darrell back at the factory where he monologued about how dabbling in hero work--#--made the villainy they do feel all the sweeter or smth like that & he was all dreamy-eyed pensive staring up at the sky#and Darrell was??? drinking imaginary tea/coffee from an imaginary cup which you could tell bc he had his pinkie up#and then when Ray finished his monologue Darrell just gave him this most unimpressed smirk & dumped out his imaginary cup over the balcony#like pour-one-out style??? and then that was the end of the short 😂😂#and so dream!me was pissing her pants bc HERO RAYMOND REAL AFTER ALL??¿????#and there were some other like screenshots/gifs I stumbled across on my way to find the actual shorts themselves#(Ian apparently had a whole lil youtube channel he was posting them to lol which I only found right before I woke up)#but the only one I can remember now was Elodie doing a Big YellTM towards KO about something 😂😂#broooo there are genuine tears being wiped from my eyes rn wtf is thissssss 🤣🤣 I have work soon I need my SLEEP#but I had to document this bc it was just. so Visceral & now I am so so so soooo bummed that it wasn't actually real TwT#I think my brain & heart have gotten too inspired by how some of my other Big Fave interests have been getting sequels/remasters lately#so now my soul is Once Again I Am Yearning For Justice For OK KO.meme TTwTT#anyways. god it's taken me an entire half hour to blearily tap this out on my phone. time to squeeze another half hour of snooze before work#OK KO#shut up Wisp
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Hey guys. I remembered a doodle i had lying around in my notes app and well.
#doodle idea i got from when me and oomf had a very serious discussion about it (it was not serious at all)#anyways this was a while back#and like.#i think i was bored at a restrurant while waiting for food#and i was just doodling random stuff#and i remebred said conversation#and well#anyways#tssm electro#tssm shocker#voltrixz art dump
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hiiii if u follow my poorlydrawnmcyt acc on twt, I will be turning that acc into an alt to my main, I will be posting all art on my main yyuuraii instead
username change too on twt dot com =
poorlydrawnmcyt -> raiiyynn
Tumblr accs stay separated though!!! I mainly still use two so no changes here dw
#no more shame all in main now (insane move)#did this mainly bc i lost my poorlydrawnmcyt instagram acc bc i got h.cked AND I CANT GET IT BACKKKK NAWWWW#so i thought it'll be easier if i just merge the content of the two accs to a more secure one bc i rarely use that acc anyway#and i wanna be more active on twitter dot com (shocker) (insane)#yyuu rambles
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Finally finishing Descent [I played it 10 months ago but playing it on Nightmare convinced me to give up for a while lol] and I'm ngl, I'm kinda obsessed with this screenshot?? A treehugger (Dalish Elf) being so so so far underground in order to aid some short nerd (Shaper scholar) + her friend's squad of walking corpses (Legion of the Dead) in order to find out whether or not mythical creatures (Titans) are real. In the same area the Chantry's god locked up Tevinter's gods. Near the core. Amazing
#Seriously this DLC is fucked up on super hard mode. Shocker! It's really fucking tedious!!!!!#Enemies have like x5 the health and damage which makes everything my squad do feel like nothing#Plus two attempts of the six (which was over two hours long) had bosses glitching into the floor so I was forced to restart#I gave up and completed the rest of the game on Nightmare for that sweet sweet Platinum trophy. Now I can use casual!#Did it all in one go lmao fuck that fight#Anyway excited to learn more#Brooks' Babbling#Brooks' Screencaps#Brooks' OC Bits#OC: Mirthadra Lavellan#CH: Renn#CH: Valta#FA: Dragon Age: Inquisition#FR: Dragon Age#TW Blood
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honestly i feel like i absolutely should not be forced to download third party apps if i think my phone or computer screen is too bright. there shouldn't be a limit as to how low i can turn my brightness, and i shouldn't have to rely on multiple apps that i can't guarantee the file safety of just so my eyes don't fucking hurt
#and if the excuse is 'oh but you'll turn your brightness so low you can't see anything to be able to turn it back up'#STOP MAKING EVERYTHING A TOUCHSCREEN THEN.#shocker of shockers: there are people in this world THAT CAN'T SEE ANYWAY.#devices should be made to be navigable without vision AS A DEFAULT. screens break. eyes stop working. sometimes the lighting is just bad#sometimes my phone is at full brightness and i still can't see the fucking screen bc of how damn bright the sun is#STOP MAKING DEVICES USELESS ONCE THE SCREEN ISN'T USEABLE FOR ANY REASON AT ALL
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have smth stupid and self indulgent i did a little bit ago
also ik a lot of yous on this side of fnf tumblr love the whibby and ive had a human whitty design in the works for a hot minute now so eat up yall
#wow no way guys kira's posting tagoti again what a shocker/sar#anyways peep how tabi's having an existential crisis while the idiot holding his hand is literally just going “:3”#also for the uninitiated — aai and dee are ayana and dalia ^_^#oh and some au context: the band gang all moved in together (all expenses paid for by sol) so aldryx is absolutely snitching on tabi#my art#digital artwork#fnf#fnf agoti#fnf aldryx#fnf tabi#fnf whitty#🦇 human!agoti#🦇 human!aldryx#🦇 human!tabi#🦇 human!whitty#tagoti
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The inner conflict of trying your best to look after yourself but also let yourself be human and have off days but not so much that it completely throws your progress and leads you back to old slightly self destructive habits and ways of living and also trying to be motivated to do all the good things for you while not feeling like failing to do those things sometimes means absolute failure
#i'm saying things again#why is this so hard there are so many things I have to do and always something is wrong#anyway it's all good and well because friends yippee#hopefully going for a run again tomorrow morning slay#I'm not sad on main it's more just holy shit this whole building a healthy lifestyle and good mental wellbeing ain't eady#what a shocker#there's a misspelling in that tag i cba to fix#aaaaaand... send post
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Jean is bad in sex because he always wishes he could have mustarbated alone instead (masturbate with mustard)
#disco elysium#jean#mustard#me promoting “jean is the most unfuckable guy” agenda#People who voted gary or measurehead at the “who fucks the worst” poll#I get you#But also I feel like its a bit predictable. Like yeah the fascist guys are bad at sex what a shocker#They are definitely absolutely horribe but consider: measurehead's semen retention thing could at least be kinda memorable#Its not about him not having sex its about him not climaxing during an intercourse because he views sex as a competition#Which could be somewhat of interesting experience at least.#Gary......okay I dont have good things about him but he probably wouldnt last long anyway and you can wash your hands of him quickly#now JEAN on the other hand.....With him sex either a) not happens at all b) happens but its very awkward and drawn out
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