#People who voted gary or measurehead at the “who fucks the worst” poll
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Jean is bad in sex because he always wishes he could have mustarbated alone instead (masturbate with mustard)
#disco elysium#jean#mustard#me promoting “jean is the most unfuckable guy” agenda#People who voted gary or measurehead at the “who fucks the worst” poll#I get you#But also I feel like its a bit predictable. Like yeah the fascist guys are bad at sex what a shocker#They are definitely absolutely horribe but consider: measurehead's semen retention thing could at least be kinda memorable#Its not about him not having sex its about him not climaxing during an intercourse because he views sex as a competition#Which could be somewhat of interesting experience at least.#Gary......okay I dont have good things about him but he probably wouldnt last long anyway and you can wash your hands of him quickly#now JEAN on the other hand.....With him sex either a) not happens at all b) happens but its very awkward and drawn out
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