#can’t keep living like this
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grab your hat and fetch a camera, film the world before it happens
#can someone find a cure#can’t keep living like this#but man.#the poetry of glob/macdennis save me#what if we could only be in love when we were pretending etc#lets film the world before it happens.#wolves in sheep’s clothing. lived in. Wink!#backbones grazing the poem. making it strange. not born to be skeletons in closets#what if we kissed while we were playing our self insert characters on our own show that we wrote etc etc#quotes that have fucked my brain forever#everything they have is on their back!!!!!!#iasip#glob#macdennis#+
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when will they invent a toy for babies that is even half as alluring as the drawstrings on my sweatpants?
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somehow carly rae jepsen predicted the kollage post i’m going to finish tonight. it feels bad if i’m being honest
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Me when I saw that snoozing tumblr live now works for 30 days instead of 7: 😀
Me when I saw that snoozing tumblr live no longer removes its icon from the bottom bar AND that there’s no way to make the little “NEW” pop up go away either: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#i hate it i hate it i hate it#and because of that stupid pop up i can’t ignore it#it won’t blend into the background in my brain because the stupid pop up won’t go away so I keep focusing on it#violence towards tumblr live#violence towards the pop up#a plague on both your houses#tumblr things#why is tumblr like this
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It’s literal torture being desperately horny for someone that can’t fuck you on the spot.
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Core Gems
So when a ghost becomes injured, they have a last ditch defense where they retreat into their core. And I mean, injured badly where their body is rip apart to the point they can’t hold a solid form anymore. And they basically go into a hibernation state until they are strong enough to form again.
Ellie, Danny, and Dan are all injured in a final battle against the GIW. The organization was destroyed and the ghosts were safe but the halfas ended up being so injured that they reverted to core form and then went to sleep for a bit. When they woke up, they were still weak but at least recovered enough to gain consciousness. And realize…they are in some kind of auction…in the middle of a heist. It appeared that two furries (one in a bat costume and one in a cat costume) were ducking it out. And they…they were a necklace. All three of them had been turned into a necklace with their cores as gems accompanied by sapphires, pearls, and opals. And frankly gorgeous craftsmanship as the metal was crafted around their cores as if to cradle them and the other gems.
Unfortunately, they were too weak to take a form properly, they could still feel the strain on their bodies. But at least they could still communicate through their auras. Then the cat lady punched a hole in the glass container surrounding them and grabbed their necklace.
However, the bat grabbed the other end and it resulted in a sort of tug-a-war. Meanwhile, Danny, Ellie, and Dan were having a back and form commentary on the situation and what they should do. Completely unheard by the other party.
In the corner of their eye, the three halfas finally noticed a third contender. Some kind of clown who was…hold on…holding a gun?! And it was pointed straight at the two fighting furies who had yet to notice him. The ghosts’ protective instincts went into overdrive and they frantically tried to shout, yell, move. Just do something to warn the two but their cries fell on deaf ears. All they succeeded in doing was faintly glow which immediatly caught the attention of the fighting duo. The two turned to look at the strange necklace but right at that moment, the clown fired and a gunshot rang throughout the auction room. Having no other options, Danny and the others poured every ounce of ectoplasm they had to try and phaseshift, making the two furries intangible as the bullets passed right through them, but in their shock, the two jumped away in opposite directions and accidentally ripped the necklace apart. Gems and pearls went flying and the three cores bounced along the ground.
Luckily, the two finally noticed the clown and went to deal with him and his minions who had appeared. Seemingly putting their fight on hold and forming a temporary truce. The three halfas could only watch as the battle finally wound down, ending with the cops barging into the place and arresting the clown and his grunts, the cat managing to escape with half the scattered gems and pearls from the broken necklace along with a few other jewelry pieces (none of their cores though) and the bat leaving through a skylight.
The auction continued and in the end, despite being broken, their necklace seemed to have caught someone’s interest. A man named Bruce Wayne bought up every piece of the shattered jewelry wear. The auctioneers appeared relived that the item managed to sell in the end and gratefully gave it to him.
Bruce had no idea what happened at the auction, but he could have sworn that some of the gems faintly glowed right before he and Selina were shot. If the necklace was some sort of magical item, then he needed to understand exactly what has been brought to Gotham. It was unfortunate that Selena had taken some parts of the necklace but he utilized his vast wealth to make sure all the other parts ended in his possession. Now he would take them back to the mansion for examination.
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#kizzer55555 ideas#Bruce thinks the necklace is magical. He’s technically not wrong.#When he gets home he immediately puts each gem in a glass container to examine them. For the longest time though nothing happens.#They all look like normal gems except for the main three of the piece. He can’t identify what kind of gem they are.#The gems are perfect spheres with various shades of blue (with hints of green and white) swirling around.#The colors almost look like they are moving in slow motion. Still. Nothing happens as he examines them and no strange events happen.#That is until one day he decided to take the gems to be examined by a professional and a villain attacked.#A piece of building was about to crush him when a wall of ice appeared as a shield over him. After that he took them back to the cave.#Bruce looks up thousands of documents about enchanted necklaces and artifacts but finds nothing. He even calls in favors from JLD.#Zatanna doesn’t recognize them but feels some kind of power coming off the gems however it doesn’t feel malevolent (at least for 2 of them)#(The last gem is neutral.) Also Constantine was unavailable (*cough* hiding from responsibilities *cough*)#The other bats get interested in the gems. Tim has a theory that they are some kind of protective charms. Damian agrees.#(Everyone is shocked Tim and Damian agree on something). So while Bruce is continuing his investigation the other bats decide to do some#‘Field testing’ and take the gems out. Consequently the gems end up saving their lives and they discover a few things they can do like make#The wearer invisible. Intangible. Create green barriers/constructs. Create ice. Vibrate when an enemy is coming. And much more.#The bats fashion them into new individual bracelets/necklaces and think they are the coolest thing. They have powered up protective charms!#The halfas just wish these kids would STOP PUTTING THEIR LIVES IN DANGER! What are they MORONS?!#Most of the ectoplasms they recover is used to protect the bats and nearby civilians.#(Dan also trolls people and is mostly protective his siblings though)#People notice the new power ups. A rougue gets his hands on a gem and tries to use it ONCE to attack something but the gems didn’t respond.#Then it froze the rough’s legs to the ground.#Much time later the gems are swapped between the bats and alternated and have just become a new item in their belt#(batman was not pleased but eventually got used to it and begrudgingly accepted that they were useful. Especially when they save his kids)#They come to a Justice league meeting and Constantine finally sees them.#His mouth drops in shock and he frantically asks where they got GHOST CORES?! And this is when the bats finally realise what they have.#And are horrified to realize EXACTLY what they are holding and that these ‘gems’ were technically ALIVE.#Meanwhile the three Halfas have been kinda chilling but also working their butts off to keep this family alive. It was a fulltime job.
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danandphil make any video without referencing the hat fic challenge difficulty level impossible apparently
#I can’t keep living like this man#phan#dan and phil#amazingphil#daniel howell#phil lester#dnp#dip n pip#danisnotonfire#dan howell#dapg
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when will ao3 return from war?
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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No Capes AU where Tim is pretty freaking sure that his neighbor is Gotham City’s local cryptid The Batman so obviously, he has to get adopted by Mr Wayne to find proof.
Tim, knocking on the front door to Wayne Manor with all the conviction a nine year old can have: Hello, Mr. Pennies. Is Mr. Bat- Wayne home? I have to ask him an important question.
Alfred:
Alfred: Are you here alone?
Tim: I would like to live in your castle with you and Mr. Wayne, and Dick Grayson. Please, mark yes.
Tim: *hands Alfred a piece of paper that says ‘Can I live here? Yes or No.’
#Jason and Dick: Obviously we have to keep him#Bruce: we can’t keep him. he has parents#Bruce walking Tim back to the Drake Estate: Can I come in and talk to your parents?#Tim who knows Vampire lore: …What’s stopping you from coming in?#also Tim at school explaining his plan and Ives is like: I don’t think Bruce Wayne is Batman. I think he’s just a man#Tim: He lives in a castle Ives. Bats live in castles#Tim saw Bruce at a Halloween gala dressed as Batman once and has had his suspicions ever since#Tim drake#Bruce Wayne#alfred pennyworth#no capes Au#don’t know if you can tell but I love a tiny tim fic
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My world shattering when I realize that Chilchuck is underweight
Post-canon Chilchuck stops dieting and gains weight real
Edit: I am going to SCREAM
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#give him the dad bod. He earned his beer belly#It makes me sad please retire and let yourself live. Gonna draw him chubby.#Someone mentioned that with the changeling incident halfling Marcille and dwarf Laios had a hard time keeping up with the others’ pace#Which implied that Chilchuk is normally kind of running everywhere with the party#He doesn’t look toned tho he looks like he’s all skin and bones nooooo#Senshi feed this man#i reblogged with more evidence/interesting stuff btw#Isn’t it kinda messed up how half-foots don’t show the same physical signs of starving that other races do?#Who knows how many of them are malnourished. You can’t tell at a look#That does tie in with how other races dismiss them and their struggles tbh. Such “small” and “hard to notice” problems
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the way thorin looks at bilbo >>>>>>
#yeah he’s literally obsessed with gold and also him#and it’s technically super unhealthy and probably technically toxic#but yk what? he looks at him like he’s hung the stars in the sky#like he’s the only pure thing left in the world#like bilbo is the moon and thorin is the sun and he wants nothing more than to be with him but he can’t#it’s the most longing loving pure look#and then he looks at anyone else and he’s just. blank. cold. empty.#bilbo is his warmth and his strength and his will to keep living#and i’m getting too poetic now#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit
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Decided this place doesn’t have an Older Danny that’s fucked up enough. I need him heavier on the ice powers. I took it upon myself to start cookin.
Here’s a 28 yo, depressed, technically homeless, absolutely miserable ghost who continues to protect amity park with the same love he always has.
#danny#danny phantom#danny fenton#Older Danny#aged up characters#aged up au#aged up Danny Phantom#he’s almost 30#He has not been enjoying these 14 years#He’s exhausted#he can’t keep a job#he can’t live with his parents anymore#he’s either couch surfing or he’s not sleeping at all#the only reason he’s not died yet is because he’s already dead#his ‘home’ is just amity park#more like his liar#his haunt#maybe#People still don’t know how to feel about him#but he’s still more comfortable in Ghost Form#He crashes with Valerie a lot#they’re sort of dating#it’s complicated#she’s successful#she’s the red huntress#she doesn’t know he knows#or that he’s Phantom#Nobody but the usual gang does#and Paulina#after a very strange evening for them both
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Once Upon a Time drives me fucking insane because WHY is there so much wasted potential!!!! Jefferson just disappeared?? They turned August into a child and we like never see him again THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN HENRY A FRIEND LIKE HE ONLY HANGS OUT WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS AND HIS THERAPIST
Actually speaking of his therapist the POTENTIAL they had with Regina and Archie?? Like they were kinda cute and now they don’t even talk to each other like even as friends or anything?? WHY
AND GRAHAM he deserved sooo much better (no not his relationship with Regina pls never speak about that) RUBY TOO CAUSE WHY DID THEY DO HER LIKE THAT
But you’re telling me that 3 people in this town knew everything and they never talked to each other?? Why did Gold and Jefferson never talk in Storybrooke?? Like Rumple was literally the one to introduce him to Regina in the first place
AND WHEN GRAHAM WAS REMEMBERING WHY DIDNT JEFFERSON GET HIM? GRAHAM WAS LITERALLY RUNNING AROUND THE WOODS CHASING A MAGICAL WOLF like if Jefferson had gotten him on his side Emma might have been less inclined to think he was a psychopath
Same with August!! If he had literally talked to either of them things could have been fixed so much faster or they at least would know they’re not fucking crazy like make a little “in the know” club it could’ve been fun
#sorry but I’m a Regina and Archie truther now#where tf did grahams wolf go anyway#I will NEVER be over the whole Jefferson-Whale-Regina thing they were soo tragic and all fuking awful at the same time#keeping Cinderella pregnant for 28 years has to be illegal#can’t believe they took away rubys cool and ungothified Whale and Jefferson#live laugh love Leroy#this is about like the first 2 seasons only btw there is SO much more don’t even get me started#regina mills#graham humbert#archie hopper#jefferson ouat#mr gold#ruby lucas#emma swan#storybrooke#ouat
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a new phear has been unlocked
#please dnp I can’t keep living like this#I am Aphraid to go to sleep fr 😭#phan#dan and phil#amazingphil#dip n pip#phil lester#daniel howell#dnp#danisnotonfire#dan howell#dapg#terrible influence tour#tit tour#dnptit
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silly ahahah. takes place right before that egg_soups post on tiktok where ford shoots stan lol
#insta stories once again#i WILL keep making low quality art on there idc#anyway go look at egg soup’s post#stan lives (yay)#his ass can’t take shit serious (even as he’s mid-getting-shot)#(just like me fr tbh)#gravity falls#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhk#yeah hey
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