#can’t keep doing this
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I will never argue with a man in armor. like whatever you say, handsome
#he single handedly turned me into a simp#i wasn’t like this until i discovered him#then i became thirstier than a house plant in a ghost town#it’s the fact that he’s NOT showing skin here#that’s why it’s so hot#like the shirtless scene?? the gladiator tunic that shows off that body? yeah yeah yeah i’m all about that#but the general thing is different#like i know what he looks like under all that armor and fur#but i can focus on his handsome face and his amazing expressions#and i can keep from simping quite so hard without my brain going brrrrrrrrrrr#but yeah there’s also the whole “i want to take it off piece by piece” thing so#i’m doomed for him either way#sexy man is sexy no matter what he’s wearing#he’s a lilypad and i’m the frog leaping at him every chance i get#idk man i’m just wild for him#can’t keep doing this#but i will#gladiator#russell crowe#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000
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Look I’m sorry whether it’s ethical or not, where ever you stand on the issue, Hogwarts is definitely showing everyone’s true colors, from harassment’s and death threats on both sides to just blatant “I don’t like hp but it’s fun to piss people off.” I’m sorry I just. This is such a small thing. We are literally arguing over a game. I’m tired. I’m exhausted. If we can’t agree on such a small level we, humanity, collectively, are no better than children arguing at recess.
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there has yet to be a sunday that passes by without me crying
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He has no mouth but he must scream in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf cassidy#william afton#springtrap#fnaf 3#happy halloween everyone!!#last day I can do a spooky comic#so thought I end it off with a bang#the springlock moment#just the idea William is on the floor#he can’t scream cause his lungs are punctured from the suit#and he watches as the backroom door closes on him#Cassidy laughing the whole time as she locks him away#this is based off the scene in the FNAF movie itself#just game version..#I might keep making spooky comics more often after the spooky season#I love horror arts
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something#and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL#do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down#if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself#hope you enjoy#buggachatter
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Sonic dies in SA 2 instead of Shadow PT.2
#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#shadow the hedgehog#tails the fox#sonic adventure 2#sonic au#sonic fandom#sth#guys I retook my SAT n I’m COOKED BROOOOO WTF WAS THAT#college app is also due on the 15 n I’ve been doing nothing#rip#but drawing ideas keep cooking in my head I can’t help it :(#N I REALLY WANNA WORK ON MY VILLAIN AU COMIC
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“this is a compilation of all of my fics from different fandoms—”
Make them separate fics. I’m begging you. I can’t keep scrolling past that one fic with 115 fandoms and 75 chapters of one-sentence drabbles. I can’t.
#I might sound crotchety but#I can’t keep doing this#please make separate fics#trying to navigate each chapter is so hard#ao3#archive of our own#thoughts
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Logan and Wade almost always do the nasty with the lights out and Wade is a little disappointed but he gets it and he resigned himself to a lifetime of dark sex long before Logan came along, sucks to know that your partner doesn’t want to look at you while getting down to business but its something Wade can live with.
Meanwhile, after a long day of stupid big bright lights Logan loves to have the lights out when making love with Wade because there isn’t any extra light bugging him and his natural night vision means he can see Wade perfectly, just the way he likes it
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws#Logan forgets that Wade can’t see in the dark#wolverines are actually nocturnal#so yeah I fully believe bright light bothers Logan#and he obvi canonically has night vision#a lot of people don’t like the misunderstanding or miscommunication tropes#I think they can be great#Logan thinks Wade knows that he stares at him while they smash#logan thinks Wade is so unbelievably handsome#he grew to not only accept not only love but actually be a little obsessed with how Wade looks#doing my part in keeping our boys trending#Logan spends so much time staring at Wade#and Wade still thinks logan doesn’t like the way he looks#smut#smut mention
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free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay
#akekita content in this economy? it's more likely than you think#this is like for the three ppl that ship them (me tumblr user haliai and atlus)#also which boyliker at atlus designed yusuke's phantom outfit like WHY is he dressed like a gay hooker 💀💀💀💀#the skintight spandex bodysuit designed to show off the slutty waist?? the exposed cleavage?? the cunty little fox tail?? bro 😭#my hand was shaking while i was drawing the second img it felt so IMMODEST 😭😭😭😭😭#i wish atlus confirmed which highschool akechi went to bc i love the hc that he attends kosei#his tie matches hifumi's ribbon so i think they're trying to tell us smt (im delusional)#ANYWAY akechi and yusuke would match each other's freak lowkey like they're both hardcore yappers that weird everyone else tf out#akechi would find solidarity in the fact that yusuke doesn't shut up abt whatever he's interested in#also also the fact that akechi is a mirror version of him bc they're victims of the same situation#both being exploited and utilized as tools after their mothers death#by the man they called father in exchange for validation or a false sense of place#but ultimately yusuke was saved by phantom thieves while akechi refused any pity and slowly succumbed to fate of his own making#really makes you look at atlus and think whats going on in their buttery smooth brains for not including other character interactions#aside from the social links with joker. the wasted dynamic potential between some of the characters is insane 😭#persona 5#p5#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#goro akechi#akechi goro#akekita#bro me when i stay up until three am drawing persona instead of finishing my lab (i’m beyond cooked 💀💀)#i think i need to switch college majors i can’t keep doing this#lotus draws
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whats up guys heres your daily dose of fags
#can’t remember what scott’s shirt looks like and i keep drawing him in one with something from loz for some reason#IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING STUFF THAT IS NOT DRAWING STUPID THINGS 😔#ccassette recordings#scollace#doodles#scott pilgrim fanart#scott pilgrim#wallace wells
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I try to avoid anti-percabeth posts because defensiveness is not a good look on me and obviously no one is going around saying that the MOA judo flip was Rick’s best writing choice but also like?
Oh no? Did the character who canonically isn’t very good at handling her feelings react poorly to being overwhelmed with emotions? Was that a little cringe? Does that make her an abusuer? Should we call the police? Grow up.
#god forbid women do anything#some of yall…#let’s use the context clues and see how perch felt about it#that’s all tho I can’t keep going#I could tho#pjo#percabeth#annabeth chase#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#mark of athena#guys I can’t help it it’s my Autistic sense of justice
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jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush
#won’t stop swearing. moans loud. keeps calling you pet names and praising you. waxes poetry about how pretty you look riding his cock.#the thought of it alone makes him feral. has made him hard on patrol more than once (he becomes even more brutal towards the criminals when#he’s in this mindset. he’s fighting off the adrenaline that the thought of you naked above him is making him feel)#he has come home early more than once with blood on his clothes and his dick hard in his pants telling you he needs you#he still needs clear vocally expressed consent before he does so much as breathe you in because as wound up as he may be he can’t stay hard#and aroused if you don’t want him back. your consent is crucial to him and he makes sure to ask for it multiple times even during sex#because nothing matters more to him than knowing you’re as into whatever you’re doing as he is#and the vocal admission of you wanting him (physically but also mentally and emotionally and psychologically) is a big part of his drive#jason todd x reader#jason todd smut#jason todd imagine#red hood imagine#dc imagine
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#IM NOT SANE ABOUT THIS SESSION#i can’t believe all their curses are still going strong#jimmy you can’t keep doing this king </3#i made grian look like the bad boys’ fate rests on him but in reality he immediately switched teams lmao#but hey what’s an mcyt post without being a bit dramatic#limited life smp#lilsmp#mcyt#grian#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#smallishbeans#mcyt fanart#trafficblr#traffic series#limited life#life series#24lsmp#limited life spoilers#sopuuart#good soup
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I haD TO
#GREAT EPISODE!!! BANGING EPISODE!!!!!#UGH#HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING BETTER??#seriously every episode I think can’t get topped and then it DOES#AAARGH#my art#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#sherlock and co.#sherlock & co
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AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.
When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.
He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.
Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.
(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#donnie keeps the comms going on in the background as he works#when he gets to the end he’s like what the hell…where’s the rest#donnie: leo where’s part nine#leo barely cognizant after not needing sleep for months: whuh-#donnie: you can’t leave it at a cliffhanger. leo. leo where’s the next part.#listen leo has a great memory for his special interests this is CANON plus he’s a great talker so he would totally be able to do this frfr#whenever he needs to be quiet he’s SILENT but otherwise he’s regaling the exploits of his idols to the captive audience that is The Photo#sometimes Krang sneaks up on him and just listens to him talk like ????#it starts both as leo trying to comfort himself with his favorite things PLUS comfort himself with thoughts of his father#as splinter makes his own crossover fanfiction when sick lol plus he’s Literally Lou Jitsu#and yes krang ALSO gets a bit invested#leo notices the reduction of Ouch but hey more time for rambling fanfic for him 👍#idk leo’s a damn good actor/liar/planner/schemer and I genuinely think that can pivot into storytelling so well#the literal second mikey’s hands heal donnie zooms to his side with hand stabilizers and a request to draw ‘scene 82 from recording 3’#mikey’s like what#so obvs now HE needs to listen as he works#he too gets invested#he comes across raph who mentions having trouble sleeping#mikey: have I got the podcast fanfic for you!#it only somewhat helps raph sleep#somewhat bc sometimes he forces himself to stay awake to hear the rest#yes these recordings go to the whole fam and leo is none the wiser#they don’t even mean to hide it it just never comes up lol#it’s only when donnie FINALLY makes it to the end of the recordings that he confronts leo to continue the story#leo: oH YOU HEARD ALL THAT HUH-
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LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met
October content month was ambitious..
This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋
I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡
#the good or bad thing depending on who you ask about my ship art is that there are many more ranting tags#once again bringing my “he can’t blush but what if he did’’ agenda#Ngl the first panel reminds me of a children’s book it’s kind of fire#I feel like frost doesn’t like being touched by most people#but then he meets gricko professional animal friend and he’s so confused bc wtf why doesn’t he hate this#so that’s the drawing#sighs fondly confused grimmorning#except frost is the only one that’s confused#Im not joking when I say this one took me a long time I started it the day before the prompt and finished it like a week later#unintentional but frost is doing the Jim halpert thing#he wasn’t supposed to be but it turned out that way#frost don’t Jim the fourth wall.. community reference yeah..#I keep forgetting gricko tail agenda#also I love all the requests I’ve been getting once shiptober is over those will be popping up#anyways that’s enough out of me#but seriously some of those requests are so good they’re actually inspiring me to finish these pieces#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#morning frost#gricko grimgrin#grimmorning#gricko x frost#OH last thing possible stardust rhapsody art on the way I have to share my dandy art with the world
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