#can’t deal with it

[coconut530]

hoooo boy this one was tough to get through

[allofuswantgwinam]

oh yeah gas station man updates 🤣🤣

went the other day and he was counting the deposit or something for the shift change so i was 🙁 bc he wasn’t paying attention BUT NO i joined in the conversation with these two people waiting in line in front of me annnnd y’all he heard my voice and looked up at me with that damn smile and twinkling eyes and im gonna kms

[anxietytriangles]

Man I fucking hate sober and straight edge people that have a superiority complex. Especially when they used to be addicts; like did you lose your empathy when you got clean? You’re not better than me bc I use, in fact I think you’re worse :3

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny finally meets FNAF tape girl in person...

[fearless-seagull]

Alecto! Alecto! Alecto!

[iamthetruestrepairman]

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[jimjamjomjum]

The parallels between these two haunt me.

[romidoes]

‘bad day?’ ‘hm.’ ‘taking your meds?’ ‘hm.’ ‘should we call the shrink?’ ‘…yeah.’ ‘okay, let’s go to bed and rest a little, we will call later.’ ‘i love you.’

[landedinpayne]

love the difference in charles’s & crystal’s initial reaction to finding out edwin was in hell. we have crystal who was like HELL? HE SPENT DECADES IN HELL? versus charles who was like whoa mate that’s sick oh also we’re married for eternity now lol fyi

[jigglypuffstoz]

well maybe if you looked at some jumping spiders wearing water droplets as hats you’d calm down

[jeanmoreaue]

Aaron and Neil beef will always be funny to me Neil’s like ya im in love with your identical twin brother he means more to me than life itself, but you piss me off fr

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 295

So, maybe Danny should have been more specific when he said he wanted to get reincarnated, because this? Is not an ideal situation. 

See he’s fine with being a clone, really, but uh, apparently the scientists want to terminate him- which, like dude, he’s not even melting or actively dying! So what if he failed at their tests, his body is three, give him a break! 

Well, at least it’s given him certainty in getting out, because these are Not good people. He wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and- hold up, another clone? Brother? Two brothers? One aged up, one in the middle of it- since his own aging-up failed past three? 

Oh hell no, they can’t experiment on his brothers, those are his brothers and living people just as much as he is! Time to break out- and he’s taking those papers thank you- and gonna’ grab his… he’s gonna’ call them his triplets because they’re the same age, just aged differently. 

Now hold his hand, they’re runnin’ to the mountai- oh thank fuck, the physically-oldest of them can fly. To the mountains while they have the cover of night and they can figure things out. At least his life isn’t boring yet…

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

[wishchip106]

i wonder if these guys ever cared being gay was illegal when they first met

it sure didn’t stop them from being freaky af

everyone knew by just looking at them