#can you guess why

[grunklefordpines]

I need music for my playlist. Any good recommendations, hm?

I’ve Got You Under My Skin by Sinatra.

A classic!

[wittness]

absolutely normal behaviour.

[hyliasblade]

//..............guys

i am going insane over that direct

[drag00ni]

Man dinos are so cool

[eddywoww]

Pssst I already started on IYM but it’s gonna take a long time I’m sure

[galaxynajma]

I slept at 4am yesterday btw

[timegays]

he deserved more than 2 episodes

[doom-dreaming]

i feel like i'm the only person in the world who doesn't understand why everyone raves about the girl with the dragon tattoo

[simptasia]

also 8 years and i still havent summoned the emotional strength to revisit the star trek reboot movies

[mydarlingdahlia]

That’s me lookin at my phone rn

[godfistgonnalive]

i should make one of those ship week accounts for an ultrakill ship or something .

[allow-me-to-ruin-that-for-you-2]

at theatre practice and my director just yelled at me

“Flannel! Would you please stand in a straight line for god’s sake??”

and my friend went “She’s gay, so no.”

[olive-garden-hoe]

Me unintentionally learning WAYYY too much about history bc of a TF2 obsession

[lazeecomet]

Me: kicking in the door on my nucleus and pointing accusingly at the base pares

"OK, who's bright idea was it to express the gene for manly chest hair ONLY on my nipples! Start talking or I start cutting off telomeres"

[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad