#can u guess what sfm

[al8estos]

FELLAS! This is your captain speaking

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[mrs-monaghan]

https://www.tumblr.com/mrs-monaghan/716751095560552448/i-love-jikook-so-much-ive-been-supporting-them?source=share

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you or make you hate me. I didn't mean about what taekookers say, because I don't believe in taekook. Never have, never will, for me, the image of them together is just ridiculous, its not even imaginable...

What I meant was other jikook blogs also doubting them for the lack of public outings. I've seen a couple of posts on the jikook tag, posted by jikook blogs, and what they deem as the "change" in their dynamics from 2019 to 2023.

I really do believe in Jikook, I guess depression just gets the best of me sometimes and I start to think negatively about everything, I guess that's when taekookers start to get under my skin and I guess that's when jikookers who out of nowhere turn against them start to get in my head, too. Again, I really didn't mean for you to hate me, I just felt like it's been hard to deal with not seeing them so much and not getting much content about them.

But I do believe they're hanging out a lot in private before they have to leave for MS. Jungkook has been especially quiet these past couple of days.

Oh anon, now I feel like a dick.

I did not mean to make u feel like I hate you. From the bottom of my heart I apologise for making you feel this way 🙏🏽 But let me explain myself. I hate insecure Jikookers with a passion. I hate them even more than tkkrs if you can believe that.

Jikook have done everything to show us their love for each other. And I am sure they would love our support. Imagine how nice it would be and how happy Jikook would be if the fandom actually accepted them. If Armys didn't fight them so hard. Imagine the frustration JK felt after Rosebowl when the next day he saw nothing had changed. Imagine how they felt after they did this

And haters wrote to BH asking them to make Jikook stop. Accusing them of being too gay. I can see that being why they got even louder because "fuck this people" especially JK.

They already have so many haters the least we can do is support them. The least we can do is not doubt them simply because we can't see them. Having these expectations from Jikook when we don't even have them on ourselves is ridiculous. They need us to trust them. Especially since everytime content drops they are more than fine, they are happy and still the same Jikook that we have always known.

So yes, I get annoyed when I see people who doubt them even though Jikook haven't given us reason to. If you wanna doubt Jikook, do it during moments like these where they were clearly fighting

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Jimin's face there gets me everytime 😂 Baby is so confused. JK tell your man what he did dammit!

This too

Anyway, u get my point. Insecure Jkkrs just irritate me sfm and I took that out on you so I'm sorry. Hope u can forgive me

That being said anon, no content doesn't mean no more Jikook. So u need to adjust that mentality. If u miss them just watch some good Jikook content. Remind yourself why you're a Jkkr to begin with. It will make u less susceptible.

Anyway, insecure Jkkrs suck ass. They especially have no business using the Jikook tag and making other people doubt Jikook too. Keep that shit to yourself 🙄😒

[star4daisy]

Wife on her duty as a perfect wife i'm!

For the asking game, babe. Give me what i need... 3, 4, 14, 17, 19, 30, 35, and 43 (even tho i already know the answer).

Lov u sfm🖤

omg it was a joke luv <3

3. Describe the creative process of writing a chapter/fic

I'm the worst person to answer this I have no process sometimes I plan everything out and then write based on that and actually do what I planned, most times the characters take life and change everything and I keep trying to go back to the original plan and sometimes can still fit some things, usually not lol when I have time I just go with the flow and then if I'm interrupted I have to write down what I want to happen next otherwise I will not remember when I open the docs again, on the good days I write without actually thinking about it so I don't remember it well just feels like my fingers can't type fast enough lol very automatic

4. Where do you find inspiration for new ideas?

(I think I've answered this before in a better way) everywhere, things come to me at the most random times, usually when I'm daydreaming before falling asleep, sometimes by other books, tv shows or music but mostly it just feels like I spent six years of my life repressing my creative side so I could do physics and calculus so now that I'm letting it loose it's running wild lol

14. how do you write emotional scenes? Do you ever feel what the characters feel? Do you draw from personal experiences?

I don't write emotional scenes, I can't do emotional or vulnerable therefore neither can my characters which is why I mostly write from Barty/Evan's pov lol it's a different type of emotional I guess I have a dificulty in making my characters say I love you, I just cringe so badly. I don't feel what they feel at all lol and the only personal experience would be from emotions like anger

17. What do you do when writing becomes difficult? (maybe a lack of inspiration or writers block)

inspiration never lacks the problem is the lack of time, but when things aren't flowing I stop and go watch something, read or go to the gym until my mojo comes back

19. What is the most-used tag on your ao3?

Morally Ambiguous Characters and Graphic Depictions of Violence

30. Do you share rough drafts or do you wait until it’s all polished?

sometimes I just post the draft lol I cannot re-read things before posting so the first few people reading are definetly getting screwed over sorry, but then I feel the pressure of having people seeing all my mistakes and it forces me to go polish it

35. What is one essential thing to remember when writing a villain?

question what are his motives and why did he chose that path and maybe not make him one-dimensional like his whole purpose isn't just to go against the hero, make him compelling, make us believe in why he chose that path make us understand him and feel sorry for his motivations, I always like that lol

43. Do you take a sadistic joy in whumping your characters, or are you more the "If you hurt them I would kill everyone and then myself" kind of person?

Definetely the first, I'm very disattached to death, I have cried in very few fics and it's not when people die lol sometimes living is more painful so I never expect people to say they cried and when they do I'm always in shock

thx <3 I thought this was gonna be harder lol but maybe I just didn't answer as I should lol

[penelopeminded]

my thoughts on episode 4 of cme: pay-per-view

IM SHAKING IM SO EXCITED

that is a LOT of blood but we stan a man who cleans (no we don't that's the bare minimum but it's nice to see)

was this guy's dad a serial killer or something??

NOOO POOR MOOSE :'(((

EMILY LOOKS SO GOOD OMFG

GARCIA LOOKS SO GOOD OMFG

i so ship penemily

i love garcia so much she's so cute and sassy

JJ?! AYO?!

i love will and i love that he's a good cook and i love that he still makes eggs and i love that she has a good relationship with her mom now 🥺

darcy i'm afraid you're going to be uncomfortable yet again

what's going on? this is like major foreshadowing. my crack prediction: will dies and jj quits and starts that restaurant he was talking about

emily say mommy challenge

titties 😍

emily prentiss u r so cute

it's not a possum is it. nope. this is creepy. wow.

I LOVE THEM SFM "GM PENELOPE"

luke's allergic to cats?? darcy i really am a luke kinnie

LUKE?? WATCHES?? SERGIO?? and the way he's still willing despite being allergic.. bf behavior 🤭

sitting on the desk as he should

yes miss girl you did start that rumor but you're the only one that believes it

they're so funny!! love the arguing AND the encouragement so much

"what the hell is happening" they're actually about to tell you that they lost focus and started a consensual workplace relationship because i said so

the banter KILLS me! the nudge? perfect! him knowing she's a genius and giving her all the credit? BEAUTIFUL!

whoever said it was a cognitive interview, you were so right!

i love kirsten vangsness with my whole heart she's so beautiful and so talented

"bullshit" "pull your head out of your ass" i LIVE for her cursing

i got teary eyed when she did and that doesn't happen to me often please don't hurt her i beg of you, cm writers

the sass>>

going into this season i really didn't care if willifer split (he deserves better imo) but they're making me like them a lot this is really gonna suck

FARKLE what are you doing here??

lewis sounds a lot like elias just saying

penelope, i can totally see why you like luke. i get it. i really do.

"take it easy" yeah cos that will help

aw poor guy :( i feel so bad

girl power! take em down! .. or not

yes you DELIVER that profile and you do it well !!

so this was TOTALLY unrelated??!

emily just watching from afar is so hot

he must really sympathize w penelope that's cute i am sensing a friendship

aw the pictures of krystall 😕

oh no this is the jj crying scene

NO WAY NO omg

well i guess it really was foreshadowing 😐 i don't think i can take this i didn't want to be right. should've left a spouse dying on my bingo card

ok now i'm watching it again because i didn't get nearly enough garvez content

my thoughts on episode 1 of cme

emily is very hot thank you

tara and luke are so funny without even trying

poor rossi :( he's doing so unwell

i hate teenage boy voices

i LOVE will

these garvez scenes simultaneously make me so happy and also want to die (mostly want to die please give us answers)

the kiss on the cheek! AHHH

LOVE PENELOPE LOVE HER LOVE HER SO MUCH

luke is very much still in love with her i beg

tara slay as per usual

honestly i love it so far i'm still hopeful but as far as film making goes 100%!

[hopemikaelsvns-moved]

honestly, josie is starting to pissing me off so much?? like she blames lizzie for her behavior/not knowing what she wanted when josie never talked about it (except lately) so how the hell lizzie should know what josie truly wanted?? like sure let’s blame my twin sister who i never talked deeply about how i felt because her behavior doesn’t change??

truth is that josie is responsible for her own relationship with her sister and hasn’t been honest to her (like with the penelope situation or ball situation)

[mechecolomar-archive]

tfw when a video game girl has a bath scene but u cant remember her name

[changlix-mp4]

BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN ♡ : A TO Z - ( NSFW )

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

well , we all know how caring he is?

he is so dad , caring , like yea daddy ( sorry ksjsk )

ok for real ,

I think he is the type to wait a little bit , to let you both calm down , holding you into his arms

after cleaning you up

he’s gonna be soft with you

treat you right huh

little caresses and all

he is so affectionate , he’s so adorable ,, I want to hug him forever 

*crying session is open*

I definitively can see him wanting to cuddle you afterwards

he would lay his head on your chest at first , wanting you to play with his soft curly hair

NATURAL CURLY HAIRED CHAN SUPERIOR , BARE WITH ME

after awhile , he would put your head on his chest and his turn , he would play with your hair

holding you close with his hand on your waist until you both fall asleep

c u t e .

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Well , before I start ,,

Chan said he loves his dimples when he smiles ,, well same

SO

I think Chan’s favourite body part are his dimples and his whole body? I mean I don’t really know, and I can’t really explain , but the fact that he works out and take care of his body ,,

he prob likes his arms aswell ( anyways , I do )

For his partner , he’d prob likes ,, oh no ,, loves your thighs , the skin so soft , smooth  ( so sexc sksj ) ,, he loves the fact that they’re not too slim and skinny . He also likes your plump lips , so kissable and soft and your tummy uwu

knowing Chan , I bet this boy loves every parts of your body

I know y’all don’t care , but

I love Chan’s veiny arms , his hands omfg choke me daddy , his cheeks , his hair , his smile omg, well … EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM ! His dimples are my weakness bye.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

not the greatest taste?

but more liquidy and not sticky gross

so I-

I think it’s fine to swallow it?

he thinks it’s hot when you do this

but he’s not the type to want you to do things that make you uncomfortable

If you don’t want to swallow it , then don’t do it

If you want to , just do it

you’ll just make him moan at the sight before him

he likes loves to cum inside

it’s his fav place

when he doesn’t cum inside you

he would cum on your thighs ( because he loves them asf )

and your stomach too

but not on your face

you both find it gross so it’s a big no no

and it’s more embarrassing than sexy so , NO

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

chan is actually pretty open about his kinks?

he’s a dom ( we all know it jk )

act like he knows what he’s doing

but sometimes it’s not the case

actually there is one thing he’ll probably never admit

he acts like he wants to do all the job

the one who control

but daddy he wants to feel special sometimes

that’s why he f loves when you want to take control

he’d act like he doesn’t want to , but boy inside is burning with excitments & anticipation

I also think chan is the type to use your underwear when he jacks off

the thought of you in them, really turns him on

he’s just a bit ashamed to steal some panties of yours he loves a lot

ohh and he really wants to try fingering you in a public place

like in a restaurant? , library

He’s nervous about bringing it up tho. It’s a thought that he jacks off to sometimes

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

not really experienced.

chris is super hot , well build , really charming , polite and all

let’s just say perfect ( I’m not even exaggerating )

everyone want to get in his pants

but

I’m pretty sure chan is a virgin ,,

I mean , he prob just saw a few porns

my boy is really intelligent so

he just learn very fast skjsl

but yea ,,

and plus , he was a trainee since he was young , 14?

being under jyp had its own restrictions

and I don’t think he needed that and he had time for that

busy man *sigh*

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. will probably include a visual)

I don’t think he is very demanding

chan is someone very simple , understanding , he’s just not complicated

not someone hard to please

so I think ,

he enjoys the traditional one ( lmao ) missionary?

he also enjoys doggy style too

he can pulls on your hair to lift you up and have your back against his chest

in this position he can put his hand on your stomach and your neck to slighty squeeze it

AND

he loves when you ride him

boy gets harder than he was ,, as hard as a rock

is that possible??

this position makes him horny asf

he finds it f hot

he loves the fact that he can see your pretty face making yourself feels good

with this position he can see your face when you orgasm

he can easily kiss your neck , make hickeys

he can holds you and yea ,,

he can do a lot of things with this position ( hell yea )

but like I said chan is a super easy person to please

missionary is his fav one

he actually finds it very confortable for the both of you

very soft in a way and romantic

making love uwu

depends of the situation obv;)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Chan is a goofy person

I mean is so giggly most of the time

ma babey!!!

he loves to tease , oh yea he does

he can be the type to laugh during sex , if you make a joke ( yea why not lmao )

if you’re uncomfortable , he’d try to make you feel better

so he’d try to make jokes ,if his first option of consolling you doesn’t work

if you guys feel like laughing , you’ll do

looking into your eyes and smiling at each other

c u t e

ngl he can get pretty serious

again , it depends of the mood

when he’s frustrated , angry , tired..

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I’m pretty sure

he is not bare down there ,,

veeeryy well groomed

doesn’t shave it all off, simply trims, all nice and neat

the amount of hair isn’t too crazy

armpits shaved , he feels more confortable and clean

guys , this boy armpits is cleaner than my whole face tf

happy trail shaved since

TOO MUCH TUMMY FLASHES

but wants to keep his happy trail ,, maybe??

ughhh I want him to keep it bcs damn this is so hot

please hear me out daddy chris

i want to suck hug him

but honestly I feel like

he can go natural when he has the choice?

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

he is so caring

so very romantic

he is a passionate man and he shows it through many ways

we all know it

ahhh I love this man sfm

but sometimes he can be rough

not too much but it depends of his mood

I mean he is daddy so sometimes he feels like he have to show his daddyness lmao i just cringed help me ughhh

he feels like he have to show his dominance sometimes

but when I say rough

it’s not something really wild x)

even when he’s rough

he controls himself

and make sure to check if you’re alright

tbh rough sex happends very very very rarely

but it makes it more special ,, x)

he cares a lot about you

i think he’s more into vanilla sex

yeaa I’m sure he is sooo into it

I mean c u t e

I mean I want him to make love to me!! lord forgive me

he is naturally sweet and adorable so

lord I’m so in love with this man <3

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

he doesn’t do it often

only when he really is alone

especially if you are not around

when he’s really frustrated he also tends to jack off

and one of the reasons why he doesn’t really masturbate

it’s just because he’s constantly around the boys

and my boy is a really hardworking man

well , like I said before he doesn’t do it often

probably once or twice a week? Or not at all the week

it’s when he really needs some reliefs

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

chris is kinky , PERIOD .

y’all can’t deny it

• daddy kink for sure , no doubt ahah

he said it himself sooooo

he’s daddy material tho lmao

he gets turn on when he is being called daddy sometimes

if you call him daddy in public he will get a light boner for sure

guess what will happen next;)

BUT it’s not a need !

he doesn’t want to be called that every time you guys have sex

•maybe roleplay

teacher x student / doctor x patient or stuff like that ( I think he can prob play both, that boy is a switch )

I think he’s definitively not into hardcore bondage ( sorry ) but doesn’t mind to blindfold you

•edging : giving and receiving

he loves the way he can make you whine and scream when he’s overstimulating you

BUT that is only for pleasure and not for torture

•praise kink: giving and receiving

he thinks it’s somehow important

•biting kink : both giving and receiving

he likes feeling you bite down on his skin when he fucks you

he also loves it when you moan out for him as he nips at your skin

thinks hickeys are sexy ( and tf yes they are )

•so marking kink: giving and receiving ,,

it makes him horny when you give him hickeys out of nowhere

and he loves it when you do it while he makes love to you

but most of time he is the one giving them to you

loves leaving hickeys and little bruises on your hips , neck , collarbones , stomach and thighs ( your whole body should be decorated by his soft lips skjsk )

having hickies and love bites on his neck and collarbones

he loves his back being scratched

likes seeing the scraches on his back in the mirror

oh my gosh imagine what it looks like when he takes a shower ,, the water cascading over the red marks omg help me I’m-

since I think he likes thighs ( idk why but yea)

•THIGH RIDING is a big YES

his muscular thighs!!

he likes it when you wear strockings // it’s so fucking hot

•impreg kink tho it’s so sexy and cute damn <3

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

chan is not picky , he’s a simple guy

the bedroom is perfect

why? because it’s confortable

AND secure , intimate

it’s somehow warm and all

but the rest of the house is ok tho

kitchen ( but very rarely bcs you guys feel like it’s not very hygienic but it happens only when one of you are reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally horny and impatient)

living room : couch , carpet ,, shower sex is one of his fav

bath sex with chan is a concept

he’s not into public places

he wants thing to be confortable and intimate ,, that’s why he prefers doing it at home

Or maybe omg

s t u d i o

one of his fav for sure!!

he loves having sex with you in his studio ,, hot

having you riding him slowly

or cockwarming while he’s working ( arg stop me )

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

kisses by his ears and down his neck

his ears seem to be really sensitive hehe

he really likes when you trace his veins with your fingertips ( it also turns you on , ugh it’s like i’m talking about me *moan * )

seeing you in his clothes really turns him on aswell

when you stroke his hair , like when you’re sitting on his lap and run your fingers through it , pulling at the strands a little ( goosebumps kskjs)

but ngl he can get turn on by you whatever you do lmaao

just smile , just breath , boy is turn on ( jk .. unless ahah)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that involves bodily matter or fluids that are not sperm or vaginal fluid

he does not like degradation , it’s a big NO !

He would never ever degrade you! He likes and respect his girl too much to talk down to her ,, chan is a gentleman . He expects you to treat him the same btw

AH!! sharing you sexually . Don’t even think about it

things like threesomes and all, aren’t his thing

anything that involves violence too

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he f loves it when you go down on him kissing him from his neck all along his collarbones , abs ,, running your hands on his torso

it pleases him to hit the back of your throat ,, but stay careful to not hurt you

he loves the sight of you inbetween his legs

he likes threading his fingers through your hair ,, pulling at it a little

but my man chan is one of the few blessings on this planet

he equally loves both : giving and receiving

he likes pleasuring you ,, looking at you from between your legs seeing you rolling your eyes in the back of your head , throwing your head back

seeing the way your eyesbrows frown , biting you lips

seeing how you clunch at the sheets , and pulling at his hair ,,making him moans at the sensation and at how sexy you look like

oof this is so sexy I want to disapear helpsk

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

he can be rough y’know not really hard and fast but yea it depends of his mood

he is the one controlling the pace

even when you ride him , he’d place his hands on your waist/ hips to guild you

but I think he’s more into sensual things

he’d be slow and sensual

really slow when he wants to tease the sh^t out of you

he’d be gentle obv

y’know into vanilla sex

Idk why people think he seems to be into really rough things but I DON’T THINK it’s actually the case

my babie is so soft behind all those muscles uwuuuu

Q= Quickie ( Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex and how often? )

No, quickies mainly have to be done in a risky area and that freaks him out so no

plus he hates feeling rushed.

he’s not the biggest fan but he def. won’t turn you down if you suggest it

he won’t push you away for sure

He finds it kinda hot because it mainly means you are needy for him.

Would rather have proper sex. He likes taking his time so quickies aren’t ideal.

On the very unlikely occasion he’d go for a quickie it would definitely have to be in a place he would never get caught

R= Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

He is not that risky, he wouldn’t do anything to hurt you or to get caught in a sexual act

He has his own boundaries

He is prob open to try new things

he just needs to be convinced first but mainly just to tease you. He wants you to give him reasons

ngl i think he doesn’t know a lot of different kinks and stuffs so he is probably quite open for experimenting ,, curious boy

As long as none of them involve pure pain and violence he’s good.

S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

I don’t think I really need to write something for this one? He has a good stamina and can last a long time. I think he starts really slow at the beginning and then uses more force and speed after a while .

SO all night bcs of his crazy stamina , I mean he is pretty athletic so , but again DEPENDS of the day and mood

making love all night , taking his sweet time my fucking heart is beating so fast omgg

doesn’t get tired easily i think ; I mean boy can’t even fall asleep irl

BUT don’t get me wrong he can go for rounds but makes time to appreciate your presence and enjoy having conversations with you , y’know?

So prob tried to not go too crazy bcs he wants to spend time with you afterwards get me

If i have to say the numbers of rounds i’d say 3-5 rounds max . Again , it would depends on his mood and pace

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Definitely NOT a toy user

he’s not into it at all

a vibrator is what he will use ONLY if you ask him to ( I think you must really insist if you want it )

he def prefers tease you with his fingers , cock but not objects

it’s skin against skin for him ,bye.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

lmao we all know he is a fcking tease

sometimes , I think it comes to him naturally and it’s apart of his personality

he finds it so cute when you’re frustrated ,blushing and super shy ahah ( my body is burning just thinking about him teasing skjls)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

L O U D.

I mean , please listen to 3RACHA songs , he’s pratically moaning ( that’s so sexy tho *moan*)

deep , or high pitched ( lord help me ) soft grunts

moans , groans , breathy moan ( does not scream that’s it )

please just imagine when he’s getting close and makes those sounds

( i’m the one horny rn , brb imma fix my problem lmao )

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

he loves to hold your hand while you two are having sex ( uwu I’m so in love )

enjoys strip teases. Whether it’s giving or receiving ( lord , imagine him getting rid of his clothes slowly and looking straight into your eyes , biting his lips .. I’M NOT OKAY!!)

loves it when you hold his head while he gives you oral , pulling at his locks

fucking loves buying cute and sexy ( not vulgar ones) lingerie sets for you

not necessarily for sex , he just loves admiring the way you look in black or red lingeries ( or even pastel colors )

he just lives for the moments when you dress up for him , only for him

like knowing he’s the only one who sees

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

long and thick. veiny

6-7 inches

( please i just took a ruler to look at the length , the way i moaned i’m-)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

normal?, average. 1-3 times a week

but he doesn’t need to have sex every week to stay satisfied

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

depends on how long you two were having sex

of course after a proper after care.

but would rather hold you for a moment , talking with you , making you laugh and smile. It means a lot for him , want to enjoy the warmth of your bodies against each other.

c u d d l e  to sleep. uwu cute

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A/N : sorry I wrote a lot , it wasn’t supposed to be this long 😭 // FEEDBACKS ARE VERY WELCOMED ♡ taglist :@justamessofablog @mermaidshmari || since you guys asked to be tagged here you are lovelies 💕🥺 ||

[radiotorn]

TF2 ASK MEME... THE EVENS

DAMN HOMIE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ thank u ok under the cut bc it's a lot:)

2- Who is your favorite mercenary? Mmeehehhehehehe Demoman :] i kiss him and rotate him in my brain

4- Do you have a favorite tf2 pet? If so then who? oh my god ARISTOTLE!!!!!!! I don't care if it's not canon or whatever i love spys bird so much i want you to all look at this bird

6- If you are in the fandom, how did you get into the fandom? Im not really in the fandom besides occasionally drawing the mercs im just in my little bubble of mutuals who are the only right people about any of the characters. everyone else can stay quiet though

8- Did you find out about tf2 by the game, sfms or the comics first? None! i found out abt the game YEARS ago From this YouTube poop, used as a flipnote i cant find anymore. But from there, it was the "Meet The" videos i must of stumbled upon randomly???

10- Favorite quote from the Meet the… videos? engies "best hope…not pointed at you" bc i remember being like !!!! :OOO!!! FUCK!!! thats badass . when i first watched it

12- Favorite quote from the comics? okay it probably doesn't count but its one that sticks its the screen on admins monitors waayy back in the beginning that say "miss pauling. hide." sticks with me bc it is just a little haunting like…. :)

14- Do you have any OTP(s)? if so then what? hmm…i like a lot of pairings but ones that i find extra nice and awesome is swordvan, spy and heavy (idk their name but they r criminally underrated and i enjoy them together), engie and demo(i also dont know their name cries) and boots n bombs. sniperspy is fun sometimes tho

16- Do you have a BROTP? if so then what? i LOVE pyro and heavy ok i think they are the best like they. i cannot even put it into words they're everything to me. scout and sniper are also buddies too

18- Favorite headcanon? this is extremely self indulgent and like not backed by anything but pyro is hungarian and mexican. this is so true to me forever and ever. i also really like the hc that soldier enjoys painting

20- Do you have a favorite tf2 fanfiction? If so, what is it? Oh my god i will link it to you RIGHT MEOW!!! Tori u already know but to anyone else pls give it a read and check out this authors other works they fuck

22- Do you have any tf2 ocs? If so, then tell us about them!! IIII DO! I won't go into too much detail, but i have The Horticulturist(Horti) and The Pathfinder(PF). Both are Hungarian, Horti is involved with agriculture/plants/etc and PF is an ex-aperture employee with memory issues and menthal illness plaguing him all the time that makes sure battlegrounds r safe to fight on and that their base isn't falling apart they're strung together by spaghetti noodles

24- What is your favorite (official or unofficial) SFM? this, this or this

26- What is your favorite tf2 comic? i think blood in the water bc of just how much fking happens but also idk i like all of them a lot. especially 7 :')

28- Is there a character you hated at first but now you love? not particularly there is still hatred in my soul for c!heavy always

30- Which character is underrated? Demo, Heavy and Soldier. We all know this FAR too well :| it's a damn shame because i love all of them so so SO much especially demo he's my husband i kiss him every day and night

32- Who was your favorite character when you first got into the fandom? Did it change? Oh Yeah. My fav at the start was Medic, and then it shifted to Sniper, and now it's Demo/Heavy <3 though i frankly find myself loving all of tha mercs they all make me smile

34- Favorite moment from the comics? seeing admin all decrepit and dying bc she looks very gorgest to me. or when sniper gets shot because my god? or when we see engie at all. i love him. i always wished they did more with pyro in the comics tho :(

36- Do you have a favorite AU? What is it? I'm not sure??? I haven't seen too many AU's besides like monster or aquatic or freaks if they even count. though i guess technically qu/azies po/otis vids are an au so that for sure!!!!!!!

38- What is your favorite cosmetic? i would say Aristotle again but i mentioned it earlier soooo perhaps the seared sorcerer for pyro …but COMBINED with discovision!!! you wish you were me (me pictured below)

[elysianslove]

if the jjk characters were real, who do you think you would get along with the best and who do you think you would absolutely hate?🧐

lovely question

itadori & i we’d be besties i’d fight anyone for him even tho he’s the one that’s big n beefy. i would. anyone that so much as thinks of hurting him Will catch these hands ,,, also me n nobara would talk shit & look pretty together i love her. i just know we’d take the hottest insta pics <3

i feel like i’d argue with megumi a lot but ha ha banter type of way yk. i’d join in on making his life a living hell w yuuji n nobara :D cause it’s fun :D also i wanna see if he’s ticklish cause if he is lord knows im not leaving him alone,,, idk we’d have sum great late night talks <33

here for the gojō slander he’d piss me off sfm 😁 even tho ik it’s like 95% an act it’d still infuriate me. i would be lowkey v intimidated and scared of him lmfao not even joking

NANAMI WOULD SCARE ME BYE HEBSJD he such a put together business man and that frightens me. why are u so solemn 😐 it’s scaring me 😐

toge panda n i would also talk so much shit. just like gossip so fkn much i knowww it. no one would be safe. panda would go “ok but we need to spread kindness, not rumors,” and proceed to tell me something that happened the other day

maki and mai are so intimidating but like pretty people attract pretty people so i guess we’d be 4life at least according to science yk <3

i’d get into arguments about feminism w todo all the time but it goes in one ear & the other he’s a himbo thru and thru 💔

CHOSO MY BELOVED i’d get on his nerves but yk what he’d tolerate me cause ill put him on sum good music n shows i just know he’ll appreciate it don’t ask how i just know n im right

i’d flirt w getō all the time not for any reason other than to fluster/annoy the hell out of him 😋 just spewing pick up lines left and right cause i can !

[scalproie]

and then. tell me abt whichever sfm character u liked best (:

YKNOW WHO IT IS? YKNOW WHO IT IS??? ITS a tie between gillis and trencil i like both

How I feel about this character: I like gillis because I like character who act a way but also very clearly are something else, it triggers my "i can fix him" instinct. And I like trencil because this is a vampire gardener who is also a dad, whats not to like

All the people I ship romantically with this character: aint gillis dating pickle guy? I guess I'll go with that, ive seen one (1) ship art for it. As for trencil, idk... jimothan, let the fathers unionize or something

My non-romantic OTP for this character: gillis and putunia, it could be a cute dynamic :) and trencil with nat (obviously) and mayyyybe trevor because it could be super funny, also a trevor fighting a vampire dad haha what else is new

My unpopular opinion about this character: I will be real with you I do not know what is popular or not with these two

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: mmmmmmmh I cant really think of anything actually, Im glad nat and trencil got to somewhat sort things out :)

[self-ships-ahoy]

Hey! :D How's about BEATLEMANIA, BELL BOTTOMS, and FLOWER POWER for Medic?

60s Self Ship Asks!

Oh my gosh you’re so sweet!!! thank you so much, and thanks for making such a great meme!

BEATLEMANIA- What things have your F/O done to make you go weak in the knees, like a lovesick teenybopper?

Umm...a lot. Close to everything. >///> It really was everything at first. Like the way he spoke with his accent. The way he would carry himself. How he marched onto the battlefield in his intro video with the choir and doves around him... when he does anything dynamic like he’s in complete control of the situation. Speaking German. And listen, in some SFM pics, he does this little....every so slight lip pout. It drives. Me. C r a z y.

I’ll be honest, sometimes all he has to do is stand there and let me look at him and I’m a pile of mush.

BELL BOTTOMS- Do you and your F/O share clothes? Who lends, and who wears?

We don’t really tend to do that, with the exception of his lab coat. If it’s clean, sometimes I use it to warm myself up, or he uses it as a blanket if I end up falling asleep somewhere. He can work without it, clearly.

FLOWER POWER- What acts of kindness have you and your F/O done for each other?

Oh Doc’s all about acts of kindness. It’s pretty noticeable that he cares about me just by looking at the way he practically dotes on me (whereas he tends to be very passive about everyone else’s needs XD) He’s changed a lot of his behaviors that have made me nervous, like the frequent yelling or waving around syringes, and made a great effort to understand everything about me. He doesn’t. But he respects it! He’s helped me relax when I’m stressed or sad, and how he’s just so gentle with me when he does it just.........hhh i love him.

And you bet i’m gonna put my whole heart into being kind to him. Ok I guess acts are also a strong love language of mine. I’ve praised and encouraged him a whole lot, I love saying all the things I love about him, and a lot are things he hadn’t even thought about so that must have touched him. -u- I love nurturing him when he looks like he needs some extra attention. Like cooking him some childhood comfort food or pulling him away from work for some cuddles (which also helps me so yee). I just treat him like a person. Not a scary mercenary, not a crazy scientist. Just a person, with so many good qualities....who just happens to be a scary mad doctor. (But his mental health’s improving ^u^) Oh my gosh I love him.

[yaoisex]

Spring Anime 2020

My list is very short this season: 

Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited - I’m really excited for this one! It looks great, it has Mamo and I love the characters’ design *__* (I still think what I thought back then, regarding the new seiyuu, but I’ll be rooting for him anyway. Would have still loved it if he was voiced by Hosoyan tho, am I contradicting myself here or .............^_^;)

Kitsutsuki Tanteidokoro - another detective anime! I have many reasons to enjoy this one hehehe. I CAN’T FREAKING WAIT!!! *____* 

Bungou to Alchemist: Shinpan no Haguruma - this cast is a killer, who can say no that THAT?? Also, have you watched the PV? 8 seconds total of seeing 2 of the main characters, and I’m sold. They’re gorgeous!!! 

Argonavis - tbh I’m not following them. I mean, I know who they are and see their stuff all over twitter (I’m only following Morishii out of all of them) but I’m not like, a fan. Yet. I didn’t listen to any of their music or as I said, followed anything they did. Apart from seeing seiyuu photos, I know nothing about them. So I’m waiting for the anime to know more and see if I’m interested I guess...

Given - the movie. O B V I O U S L Y. (I count it as a spring anime movie, because it does comes out then, but it’s not like I’ll be watching it during spring ;_; Just like I wrote Saezuru and Sekaiichi on my Winter list but it’s gonna take time until the movies are available for everyone who is not in Japan to see.)

BNA - the first 3 eps are already out. I wasn’t sure I’d like it but so far I do. The animation/colors remind me a lot of Promare (understandable, since both are by Trigger). I really like Hosoyan’s character. I think I even like him more as a wolf than as a human oops ^^; he’s hot as both versions tho. The girl is annoying at times, but atm I’ll continue watching. 

I might check out - 

Komatta Jiisan - I know, I know, I bet you’re staring at this in shock thinking: “she’s gonna watch THAT??”. Well. I’ll try the first ep. Only because Hino is the main character and I wanna hear him pulling this off. I love his voice SFM. So, I’ll try. Can’t promise I’ll stick with this one tho lol

[mushiemadarame]

What's ur opinion on Suicide Squad and Justice League, do u think these can compare to the MCU team movies like Age of Ultron or Civil War, not to mention IW and Endgame ?

ok so as a general rule i do not watch dc movies and now I've definitely stopped watching marvel movies too but okay here goes

suicide squad wasn't... super so to say, the only reason i watched was bc of Harley and it was p effing disappointing cause she was basically just eye candy which is in complete contrast to how i feel about BoP which i LOVE! i have not seen justice league, the only other dcu movie i've seen is Wonder Woman and i was going to watch Aquaman but never got around to it

when it comes to how they compare to mcu movies, which i have unfortunately seen all of, i feel like dc in general is worse (imo ofc) ALTHOUGH i must say that in hindsight most of the mcu movies weren't so great anyway after all, but they must have had SOME saving graces because i did watch all of them whereas you couldn't make me watch another superman or batman movie if you paid me (ok well that depends on the amount actually) , that is excluding Winter Soldier, the Thor trilogy (which has a special place in my heart despite Dark World being shaky, but Ragnarok redeemed that particular franchise), Black Panther and - weirdly enough - Iron Man 3

i hate IW and endgame sfm there are no words to describe how much i hated them, they actually made me miss AoU which is rly saying something and CW was okay more or less, not terrible but not great either

so i guess in both cases the franchises tend to shine on single character movies rather than team-ups, which is probably due to the fact that single character movies are all from different directors and when they team up they end up in the hands of a single person who has no idea who the characters are and usually does not give a shit about their story and their relationship with each other but only about big explosions and action stuff which is a fault that i find constantly in marvel team up movies (not so much in dc movies but again, it's because i haven't actually seen any since dark knight rises)

now to completely diverge from what you asked, what's interesting to me is how the exact opposite seems to be true for the TV shows

while there's some notable titles (arrow, batwoman, flash, supergirl to say a few) that i could absolutely not suffer through and stopped watching halfway, mostly the dctv shows have been far superior than marvel shows for me. i adore Titans, i enjoy Doom Patrol sfm, Black Lighting was great for as long as I watched it, i was totally stumped when they canceled Swamp Thing and i watched Gotham for a good while

every single marvel show i've watched i abandoned within less than a season save for Jessica Jones and Luke Cage, and Iron Fist that i only watched cause he's hot and was actually getting interesting only right before they canceled it.. oh and well i guess Runaways which i did watch to the end

so DC seems to be pretty good at ensemble tv shows and generally better while marvel is still better at the single-character ones but still generally with fewer good titles

obviously this is just my own personal opinion (and everyone knows i have p shitty ones when it comes to cinema and tv) but thank you so much for asking!!!!! 😭❤️ this ask was so completely out of the blue and i had a blast answering

also sorry it got so f*ing long 😬

[ofhella]

a KRISTINE FROSETH lookalike was strolling down broadway street in their mooshoes. hella florence ‘ flossie ’ larsen just had a birthday bash for her twenty-second birthday. she has been living in new york city for two years. i hear she tends to be vexatious at parties, but also kind of radiant. ( cisfem & she/her ) [ bar, 21, gmt +1 & she/her ]

hello my children ! i’m bar & i need to leave for a small gathering in a few mins , ,,, so brace urself ,, this is gonna be a hashtag yikes™ type of intro !! my dm’s are open for any kind of plotting & if u prefer discord ,  ˏˋbarbieˎˊ˗#3161 is mine & u can hmu any time :~ ) 

uHH idk where to start ? i mean when i think of her ,, phoebe buffay is the first image that pops up but i swear she aint a carbon copy ok in this house we aint copycats 

so ya . she’s the product of a reality tv ( something like 16 & pregnant , but a norwegian one ) . least to say, her parents weren’t prepared to handle a smol baby - so what they did ?? treat her a grown ass kid

after the tv show , mama went on to be an actress & daddy upgraded 2 being a model .

surely their lives weren’t suitable for a baby but they did their best , with a lil help from the army of nannies ( were provided by mama’s parents )

anyway . she was exposed to all kind of shit from the earliest age possible lmao .

homeschooled til the end . 

had a poppin tumblr page , posted all types of shit lmao 

for a long time she thought she was the reincarnation of ariel , who .. is not even real sdhfjkl

doesn’t take no for an answer ,, maybe its bc shes never heard of it before lmao

vegan .

when she first moved 2 ny , she filmed a vid for youtube & walked barefoot, to bring awareness to the lack of vegan shoe brands ~ had to stay in bed for a fat week bc she had massive cuts from the dirt yikes

grew up believing her mom was a spy ( guess what was her tv series about ??? lmao )

uHhh thinks shes psychic : /

seriously shes like a fucking cartoon character idk why shjdkfhjksl

uh . will love u sfm . i mean it . 

though the problem is , she gets bored swiftly , so once her interest is gone .. run

overall ,, pretty annoying shjfls we dont like her ew

[sweetbase]

Since I'm in love with your Volt x Valkyr and Mesa x Nidus (love both Mesa and Valkyr, and I don't know how it Mesa when her hand out of her bun bun.) I want to know , how you got into Warframe and what's your favorite Warframe? I would love to see more Warframe art, that and Venom x spider gwen.

I’m guessing you were asking about how’s that Mesa at first, so I’ll show some sfm pics that were already posted but purge happend ffff that helped me during my work on that comic kinda thing;

So now you can see it is Mesa without her.. plates… stuff… but def recognisable cuz of her booty pattern and finger guns.

Atm, I’ve started to work on a warframe pic like.. yesterday ha, so you’ll probably see that soon. It’s of a character I’ve drawn long ago, but had plans to draw again. -w- I’d say it’s sfw, but who knows what others think of that xd…I’m glad you like my works btw, Thank you! c: I’ve been thinking that I should continue that valkyr×volt line lately aswell ha

For gameplay, I have a lot of fav frames xdI’m kinda a Mag main with like 5 mags in inventory ha, my new big fav is Baruuk, but I also love to play with Atlas (fun frame), Rhino (unstoppable), Khora (she’s kinda like mag in gameplay imo, so it’s good) and Revenant (op frame)… It depends how I wanna play at that moment tbh (like, if I wanna hunt, I go as equinox), but mostly these are my current favs. I also love Ivara since the moment I’ve seen her, but she needs a rework or somethin :’I

Let’s just say, for me, Warframe came into my life at just the right time.When something bad happens to ya that takes away your thoughs, makes ya sad and such, the only way to get rid of that mood and go on is to find something new that interest ya. Luckily, that popped up pretty fast for me as a steam game ad. :’d(More under the cut)

I had a dear friend, who due to her low self-esteems and need for some dick from a jerk, “betrayed” me and I saw no future for a relationship with such a person in my life. So I said farewell and ended communications with her, altho I felt sad for such turn of events, still, it was the right and only thing to do.Videogames were always a source for some healing process for me (so reality wouldn’t get much thoughts from me). Once after closing a game, I got one of those steam advertising boxes and it showed a picture of the time, when Warframe got the update with Mirage and the kubrow companions. I really disliked the looks of the kubrows (that nosehorn.. why), but Mirage’s design got my curiosity. I think I’ve made a lil search before getting the game (not sure about that anymore), but seeing it it’s free, was definitely a sign of “nothing to lose if I try it out”.Inside the game, Mag’s look with that galaxy rotating helmet was pleasing, still diggin’ it. And the fact whenever I logged back to the game, Ordis happily said: “Welcome back, Operator!” was a really good thing to hear, made me smile, it was healing for my sad, old-self back then. And I still don’t know, nor understand why they took that feature out?!?? >:U

Warframe’s designs, looks, and atmosphere and the fact that you were playing as a non-human and faceless character made me like the game more and made me stay. and it’s interesting to see how the game changes actually. it had more positive than negative updates… altho they shouldn’t have changed mag’s pull ability’s sound >:U

I’ve been playing warframe since ~July 2014.

[erwin-the-daddyguy-smith]

Tagged by @sensitive-eruri , thank you very  much for tagging me !

Age: 20 Birth place: in a clinic and i looked like a big fat red tomato.   Current time: 19:30 pm Drink you last had: Ice Tea with  Peach flavor Easiest person to talk to: My ex. Favorite song:  right now  ? I have to many . One of them would be [SFM] SayMaxWell - Build Our Machine [Remix] (BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE SONG)  . Grossest memory: i had to puke in a trash bag, while we were driving with a bus to italy during a class trip. Thanks Mc Donalds Ice cream, i will never forgett for what you have done to me.  In love: I still love my ex but i also love Bardock (dbz) , Erwin , Levi and Mike. Jealous of people: Sometimes.  Killed someone: Not a human. A squirrel maybe and i am truly sorry about that but i am not even sure if it died because of me. Love at first sight or should I walk by again: Walk by again please, i have met  plenty of people which might be handsome but their personality is for the trash can.  Middle name: Sophie Doreen Number of siblings: 3 older sisters. One wish: I wish that all my favorite characters won’t get killed and won’t get any limb cut off. It happened to often.. i am sick of it...  Person you called last: My mother i guess. Question you’re always asked:  Why won’t you get your own driving license? Because i am to scared. Reason to smile: My Cats, Erwin Smith, but also Markiplier. Song you last sang: “Springtrap finale” i think.. but  i am not sure. Time you woke up:  05:00 a.m because of my job. Underwear color: uhm... white. owo’’ Vacation: Japan so badly qwq Worst habit: Do with my ex some eruri rpgs on facebook everyday , till 23:30 pm. X-rays: Just from the dentist. Your favorite food: Pasta, Pizza, Currywurst and Iglo Plätzli with mushroom and mozzarella oh and sweets. Zodiac sign: skorpio   i tag : @blue-sonnet  @levi-heichou-teatime  @sugardaddyerwinsmith ^u^