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I'll be your king, you'll be my queen Unbelievers get down on your knees
I've been incoherently screaming over this gorgeous art of Vittara and Astarion by @tadpole-apocalypse - thank you so, so, so much ♥ Des was so nice and super patient despite all my ramblings, and her art is stellar, you need some of her art in your life!
#bg3#astarion#oc tav#y'all have no idea how many literal hours i've spent staring at this#can we talk about the details#the pattern!#the HAIR omg its so floofy ahhhh#his lil fany smile!#and the way they're looking at each other#HANDS TOUCHING#please i'm so weak for them and this is so beautiful i weep#vittara sinfel#commissioned art
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Waiter! Waiter! More self-indulgent cringe, please! 🛎️
#Its me#im girls#hes my kevin james and i am his bland wife in a shitty 2000s comedy#I need to braid his hair evan dorkin please let me touch his hair i can fix it#josh levy#oc x canon#selfship#sorry for being cringe but i am free#he's insane i need to kill him#the eltingville club#welcome to eltingville
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Imagine having a rich boyfriend like James Potter. Lily is lucky 🥰
I mean if that’s your type, who am I to say otherwise.
I wouldn’t want a boyfriend that threatened me and blackmailed me into dating him just so he could leave my friend alone…maybe that’s just me tho
#James gives 🤓 vibes#please think I’m cool vibes#I can’t get a girl without violence vibes#needs to touch grass vibes#doesn’t wash between his ass cheeks vibes#lice vibes#puts his feet in peoples face vibes#tries to initiate burping contest vibes#look through your window vibes#he tells people he has w rizz vibes#can’t handle rejection vibes#sctratches unknown places and sniffs his fingers vibes#sniffs girls hair like a coke addict vibes#I can go on#anti jily#anti james potter
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#(✪‿✪)ノ♡ 🐻#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#when you put your hands on both sides of a cat's face and scratch? yeah#b e a r d#it's so plush#excuse me but The Nose™#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see A MAN™#please don't touch the art#H A N D S#i love me a set of big manly hands#you're under arrest#put your hands where i can hold them#gonna make like those ancient greek fantasies and fan him with palm fronds#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#always scratch your face it's oddly soothing
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starting off my day with terrible news bc what did they do to my man ...
#his hair is light brown now...#i don't hate it entirely just bc it's not blonde but also can they stop touching his hair PLEASE#my heart is literally broken .. snapped in two ... don't they know how much they are hurting me...#anyway at least he's still oh so face i mean who said that#000
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This is a very serious story about a man named Stanley (Patreon)
#Doodles#The Stanley Parable#TSP#Just kidding I tricked you it's more silly fluff! But it is still about Stanley haha#Starting off with just some general doodles because Fun To Draw <3#I was trying to draw Stanley pursing his lips from a side angle 'cause lip expressions are something I struggle with and yup! That tracks#He does look cute tho haha spacey boy thinking in emoticons#More Narra floof - trying to even out his hair but it's harder than I thought! Hm!#The ''long side'' (really just the side opposite of his part) has more volume so it's hard to get them to convincingly ''match'' lol#Doesn't help when he has it all mussed haha#Sleepy lads <3 Sleeping together but so grumpily barely touching! No snuggles! Protect the chest and don't get cozy!#Yeah that lasted all of like five minutes once they were both asleep lol Stanley must cuddle the warm spot on his mattress haha#I'm quite pleased with that one especially haha ♫ Sin looks so open and unbothered and relaxed and his hand ah <3#Narra's so put out (but he does secretly like to be snuggled. He's never admit it tho!)#You might notice I also tried a different eyelid fold style for funsies in the first Stanley-solo and them sleeping together#It was in fact funsies! Haha#I still like the simple dot-folds but every once in a while it's fun >:3c#Capping off with more size silliness hehe - if he can go very big why not very small! Put a Narrator in your pocket and walk around with him#He'll complain the whole time that your pocket is cramped and you did a bad job in picking fabric haha#Oh but he'd be especially cute in Stanley's breast pocket <3#Also he's not speaking in that one I just didn't know how else to express that thought about Narra being So y'know? Lol#Cute lads <3
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Jeff for L'Officiel Hommes Thailand
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#andy serkis#his HAIR#i cannot express how badly i want to touch it#please#how can i be expected to go on 🥺#thinking about that man again
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retconning stroud out of the deep roads so i can shove laure amell and the hawke siblings and varric and anders all into the same little camp. they would all have such a bad time
#carver: dying of blight. with an inferiority complex. but mostly dying#danie: MY BROTHER!!! MY BABY BROTJER HELP HIM!!!!!#anders: oh god oh fuck. wait a minute. i recognize this area. isnt this where the commander should be? oh hell#varric: we are all going to 🪦die⚰️ in a 🕳 hole. not even a GOOD hole#warden commander laure amell of ferelden and amaranthine: oh. anders. glad you're not dead or a darkspawn but Why The Fuck Are You Here#anders: oh hell. uh.#warden commander laure amell of ferelden and amaranthine: actually shut up. darkspawn incoming. its too open here so follow me to camp#'uh- commander-' 'shut it. there are shrieks about. this is a nasty area to be in with non-wardens' [glaring disapprovingly]#they awkwardly walk to camp. sigrun and a couple other wardens are there. they all sit down & drop their stuff#amell sits on a stump and pulls out a corked bottle. pops the cork. sniffs it. takes a swig. her white hair almost seems to glow?#she coughs then asks anders 'so why *are* you this far in the deep roads with a band of nonwardens? how'd you even get here?'#anders pulls out the map and hands it over. she looks at it. her expression darkens. she rolls up the map and says 'Anders.' he looks up.#she whaps him on the head with the map and gripes 'do you have ANY idea how long I spent looking for these fucking maps?!' whap 'you dick!'#she whaps him one more time then stuffs the maps into her bag. 'that still doesn't tell me WHY you're here. out with it.'#varric speaks up: 'my asshole brother locked us in a thaig. we came down on an expedition and found an idol that he betrayed us for'#amell frowns. 'a *thaig*? there aren't any records in the shaperate of any out this far. this isn't even a main branch of the deep roads.'#'it could be ancient!' sigrun offers 'or an unsavory secret the shaperate 'lost'. like Caridin?' amell nods & turns back to varric.#'so you're looking for a way out.' they nod. 'and just happened to come by this way?' anders says 'no commander- we need your help.'#amell takes another swig of her bottle. her hair is definitely glowing slightly. 'who *doesn't* these days. but for a pair of old friends-'#she winks at anders. 'what is it you need?' danie interrupts. '-please- my brother is sick- if you can't help him he'll die!'#amell looks at hawke then at carver. gets up and steps over to him. kneels in front of him and unceremoniously grabs his face#tilts his chin up (carotid + jugular blackened) peels his eyelid back (sclera greying and bloodshot) pries open his mouth (tongue greying)#then releases his head and stands shaking her hands. 'oh yeah. that's blight for sure. this is why you sought me out?' anders nods.#'we'll take him. but you know- he may not survive the joining.' 'any chance is better than letting him die!' 'i agree.' amell says coolly.#'youre lucky. we can do it here but the prep will take time. rest. eat. be on your guard. and DO NOT touch my whiskey if you're not a mage.'#it takes like a day of prep. also no one has used amell's name so they havent figured out the Cousins thing yet#eventually amell pulls carver over to the fire and hands him a cup of the joining potion and says 'you get one warning. *don't flinch.*'#he drinks it. he lives. but he's unconscious. amell sends the party on their way#to anders: here. i found this not long after you left. *hands him the phylactery* you and justice be careful. it's getting chaotic out there#to hawke: for what it's worth im sorry. if ever you need the wardens' assistance i grant it under the authority of warden-commander amell
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I'M FUCKING LOSING IT MONA I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I FR THINK MY HEART STOPPED 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
This fucking asshole has the mf audacity TO DO THIS WHEN THE FUCK IS HE COMING HOME TO HIS WIVES
whoever styled him deserves all the riches in the world I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THEIR PILLOW ARE ALWAYS COLD
WHY CANT THE SHIRT LIFT UP A BIT MORE I WANNA SEE THE ABS-
#mona's sessions#moots!#☄️ - Kayla!#user: jaeyunluvr#kayla can we have a joint funeral please#MF CANT COME HOME TO HIS WIVES ALREADY#the fact that enha probably gets to touch his hair#siri how to be jake's hair stylist so i can touch that gorgeous hair all day#brainrot is brainrotting#none of my thoughts are in the bible
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okay but how are the people that are so willing to crap on Damian for being the little tsundere stink he is able to take the entirety of their unbridled anger out onto this little man without having the self-awareness to actually sit with the fact that the dude is six years of age????
like, even if we were to set aside the fact that irl most young children have NO grasp on their feelings whatsoever and are only as emotionally mature as they've been taught to be/as their still growing, still developing (emphasis on STILL DEVELOPING!!!) brains will allow them to be... small Desmond is literally trying to work out why his mommy and daddy can't take a minute out of their lives to see him when his classmates' parents can afford to take HOURS, while also simultaneously trying to maintain the facade of the perfect independent self-sufficient son that doesn't need to rely on anyone or anything ever...???? like just????
preschoolers struggle to work through stupid shit like learning to share or dealing with getting their ipad taken away- can you imagine the toll this constant back and forth swing of contradictory emotion (oscillating between his Second Son "Scion" I-Can-Do-No-Wrong exterior and the flawed, imperfect, undeserving son he internalises himself to be in private, alongside having to battle and shame himself for the very legitimate and innate need for comfort, love, and security that a child his age REQUIRES for a healthy upbringing?????) will take over time on a person??
even ADULTS would struggle to juggle all that crap- how do you expect a literal PRESCHOOLER to be able to do so??? in a healthy way that doesn't impact his behaviour and personality and mental health, no less???
trauma fucks people up beyond repair; it eats at you until you are unrecognizable- a hollow shell of your former self... the consistent absence (and by extent, emotional neglect) of both of his parents to this end, is a kindof ongoing trauma that only serves to make what was bad worse.
like i get where people are trying to come from with the "don't excuse his circumstances for his mentality when HE chooses how to act" perspective, and in almost any other case I actually do take this side because yes, while trauma does not make nice people, it is ultimately up to the afflicted to decide whether they want to let this trauma impact them and assume agency over their person for the rest of their lives. however.
VEEEEERY BIG HOWEVER!
in this specific case... this just isn't applicable!!! again, as I've said earlier,,,,, Damian is a preschooler,,,,, he is an intelligent little fucker, that I don't deny, but scientifically speaking, his brain is simply not developed enough to process the complexities of what exactly is going on to him, and how the behaviour of those around him influences his own subconsciously. this isn't just a matter of flipping a switch, of actively making the choice to not let your trauma influence you and act on your own will- he legitimately is not actively conscious of the fact that he "chooses" to act in the way he does; he has no healthy role model to follow, no support system, no one to fall back on should he stumble.
man even Ewen and Emile, who i hesitate to call his friends, act more like his lackeys than they do genuine companions (and although these relationships are probably the healthiest he has at the moment), it ultimately means that in the eventuality he needs someone to confide in, he... doesn't really have anyone. i mean, he has his butler, but does that really count, considering Damian is most likely aware the man is paid to spend time with him (and as much as that shouldn't affect what seems to be a pleasant mutual relationship, it kindof does lol???? like how would you feel realising your only friend is literally forced to hangout with you?????)
i need some of y'all to wake the fuck up- try to picture going through every single day of your life wondering which flaw, which ineptitude; which FAILING of yours shamed your parents into recluse and (practically) had them decide that ZERO contact was the way to go???? WITH THEIR FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD???
bffr. be so fucking fr rn.
#2 am thoughts#genuinely damian's parents absolutely sucks#he deserves so much better#the fact that loid praising him in that one scene was probably the most affection baby desmond has ever gotten is just#so fucking sad#loid please adopt your son in law he cant live like this anymore#this goes for the headpat too actually#damian realizing he actually likes physical touch after parental figure of the year Loid Forger ruffles his hair once is#very canon#and also very sad#ranting#ramblings#sorry for the long post idk what got to me#i hope damian actually gets to heal#and ideally spend more time w anya at least to experience some genuine parental love#loid and yor already love him more than his bio dad pretends to and its heartwrenching#genuinely i hope he can rely on the forgers for emotional support at least the boy needs a support circle#spy x family#sxf#spyxfamily#damian desmond#anya forger#yor forger#loid forger#twiyor#loid x yor#damianya#this turned out WAY longer than i had initially thought it out to be#damian desmond protection squad because boyo deserves the world#character study
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Do u think Malleus has a belly button yay or nay
#I feel like it’d be so weird just looking at his stomach and seeing a flat plain of skin#do u think he’d be intrigued by the prefect’s stomach?? lol#prefect and malleus make a deal that if he can touch their belly button that they can touch his tail#wait do you think he has body hair (minus his head)?? or is he smooth as shit because he’s technically still a reptile#I’m such a hairy bitch who doesn’t shave because it takes time and why would I even wanna do it?? to please people?? it’s my body lol#but just imagining standing next to this smooth-skinned motherfucker while I’m like a yeti over here lol
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Magic after running from one new authority figure to another so he can shed responsibility from his actions when his consequences catch him anyway: 🥺
#the amount of big sad ol nervous puppydog magic eyes ive seen in episode one season 2 ALONE ??#when he whimpered and whined for that lady to at least finish him off after she stopped bcs the cast was giving her rug burn lol#he just Gets things that no one else does#and doesnt get what everyone else does#he is the triumphs and the tribulations of a leo and i hate him i hate him i hate him so bad#i need someone to kiss his lil slope nose ugh im sorry yall but uhmm SOMEBODY needs to create a winning time#fanfic tag like PLEASE#ALSO I THINK HE WAS WATCHING ISIAH ON TV. REAL. ISIAH MOMENT#a little red jersey man with curly hair...... omg u guys.#MY CRUMBS!!!#i feel like spongebob pointing at himself poking out a bit in the commercial#ZEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#( replayed old basketball footage bcs he doesnt have an actor yet but we can excuse this with magic just watching on a tv for some reason )#early jealousy plot in action WHEN??? HUH!!#anyways i think uhmm norm magic kareem and cooper should have a foursome that starts as survival then ends soft#and then i think uhmmm magic isiah michael pippen should have one while dennis watches in the corner like a weird critter#who occasionally comes up to touch a butt sometimes#sorry sorry ill put a cap on my truth#the world is not ready#fhe world is not ready.....#bill laimbeer and isiah have s*x while dennis watches secretly fanfiction written by dennis
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Entertainment Weekly | 2014
#can you make one of these at Build A Bear?#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#i love arm#(✪‿✪)ノ♡ 🐻#H A N D S#hello welcome to the tour#ARM VEINS#on your left you well see A MAN™#please don't touch the art#you know what i'm gonna say#ouija board party at my house#bram stoker wants to talk#would nest in his hair like a bird#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now
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try to take it easy there!! tt's alright if you don't post anything for today, your mental health is important :c
FL is gonna hold you and comfort you for today, yes. moth man will try to distract you and try to make sure you're doing okay!!
anon. anon please you're gonna make me cry again ;-;;;; /lh (thank you i know i don't technically have to ask for permission to take a day off but it's reassuring for someone to tell me regardless :,)
*opens my arms so wide* FOUL LEGACY MY LOVE I AM WAITING. I AM HERE AND READY FOR HUGS. man that would be so nice, to have Foul Legacy carry you around the whole day so you know that he's always here for you, bumping his face against your cheek to get your attention and letting out little chirps and trills to make you smile....... yeah <333
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#foul legacy don't care about no fatui duties#foul legacy does what foul legacy pleases!!#which is comforting you :DD#even if you just want to sit in bed he'll curl up next to you and rest his head in your lap#looking up at you with so much love. he purrs just by looking at you#and you can't help but pet his hair which makes him purr even more#leaning into your touch and holding your hand as a way to ask 'are you ok? how can i help?'#because he loves you#SWEET PEOPLE!!!
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help i have a crush on my manager…….like fr like i think i might actually wanna kiss him possibly even idk ……… idk what to do abt this all ik is i’m going 2 hell😐
#he did 1 on 1s w everyone tryna get to know them n when he asked to speak w me i didn’t know wtf was going on#i thought i was gonna b fired n i was like nooo it’s only my 3rd day on orientation please!!#but then we started chattin in his office n i was nervous n answered stupidly ofc#but he asked what i wanted to do w my career n i told#him i wanted my SANE & TCN certifications n he was like oh i have a tcn book i could#borrow hmm i don’t have it w me but i’ll look for it for u n i was like????#bc if u do the slightest nicest thing for me like SLIGHTLY go out of ur way for me i’ll fall in love#i didn’t think he’d rlly do it but a few shifts later he approached me w the book n was like here u go u can give it back whenever#n i was like hearteyeemoji thank u omg i couldn’t believe he was serious???#he’s so cute i found his notes in the pages n he put his name on the inner cover like a little#DORK#i wonder if he thinks i’m pretty#i think he’s pretty he has dark brown hair n pretty light eyes n usually i don’t like light eyes but idk#his skin is slightly tan n looks soft i wanna touch him#sometimes we catch each other’s gaze n i wonder what he thinks#i notice him look at me when he first appears in the vicinity n i have to force myself not to look at him ugh#i’m literally delusional like ik he doesn’t like me he barely#knows me he’s just polite and a good manager that genuinely wants the unit to succeed#but like idk sometimes i wonder if maybe he at least thinks i’m kinda pretty.??#is it illegal to date ur manager….#.ok idk why i’m even entertaining the thought he’d literally NEVER give me the time of day pmaoooo#ramblings#shut up cianna
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