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CANT DO WORDS GOOD MAN AAAAAAAAAH
#how the FUCK do i express any thought I have in my stupid little brain by way of using my stupid little mouth like#can i form 1 coherent sentence?#when i try to express what i think its just word salad for 5 minutes followed by âknow what mean??â
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i gotchu brah
sorry guys thoughts be runnin wild after 1 am
!! // imagine overstimulating hobie until hes cryin n sobbin n twitching in your palm cumming uncontrollably
"l-love, please, can't take no more.." he involuntarily jerked up into your fist as you jerked him off roughly. he sniffled, tears welling up in his eyes after he just came in spurts of white, thick cum.
he wasn't even sure how he could still cum, and he lost track of how many times he came in your hands. "nah, i think you can take one more." you spoke mercilessly, feeling him throb and twitch.
you left soft kisses on his jaw as you laid right next to him, his cock in your hand, tip swollen. "such a pretty boy, yeah?" you murmured into his ear as he whimpered, unable to form coherent sentences.
you leaned in to kiss him as he held your free hand, tired and weak. he looked at you with half lidded eyes, kissing you back. you felt him jerk up into your palm before you crawled to the foot of your bed, releasing your grip on his dick for just a moment.
he sighed in relief, thinking it was over as tears of overstimulation flowed out of his puffy red eyes.
his relief was quickly crushed as he felt your mouth take him in, his cock hitting the back of your throat. "d- doll, pleasepleaseplease i can't, i can't-" he whined, clasping a hand over his mouth as he bucked up into your throat while you bobbed up and down.
he felt another agonizing wave of pleasure crash over him, cumming deep in your throat as you swallowed it all. he was panting desperately, his chest heaving up and down.
you slid off his cock with a 'pop' before crawling up into bed and next to him. his head was thrown back into the pillows, finally relaxing.
his breath hitched as you wrapped your hand around his dick one more time and he looked at you with pleading eyes. "i- i can't, please, hun." he begged.
"one more and we're done, i promise."
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Sorry to bother you, but the bodyguard post you did was just đ€€đ„°đ and I can't stop thinking about it day later
Have you ever seen Oshi no Ko? I'd love to see Bodyguard react to someone trying to do something similar as what happened to Ai.
Fans get wind their beloved idol might have feeling for her staff, so a crazed fan tracks down her private address. He plans to get revenge for "His idol cheating on him" but doesn't know there is a guard dog inside ready to bite any threat to his precious charge.
Sorry to keep ragging on about the topic, I just adore you work enough that it lives in my head rent free.
Happy holidays
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I sadly haven't seen Oshi no Ko, but your description sounds very interesting. Thank you for the idea! I've combined it with your previous suggestion, I think they work together really well. Happy Holidays to you, too! :)
Yandere!Bodyguard x Idol!Reader (II)
Your new manager has sent you home for the holidays after persistent rumors surrounding you and your bodyguard. And, as luck would have it, the fan responsible for the accusations successfully sneaks his way in. Sadly for him, youâve never left the watchful gaze of your loyal, mean dog.
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]
content: female reader, violence, threats, mentions of stalking
(Cover from the manga âA girl and her guard dogâ)
"Enjoy your holidays!"Â
The driver cheerfully bids you goodbye and speeds away, leaving you behind the imposing gate. You drag your luggage inside and nonchalantly toss it with an annoyed huff.
What now? You're all alone in a hollow mansion.Â
Early December you begun receiving worrying letters from a fan, making wild claims about you and your bodyguard. Naturally, you laughed it off. Your bodyguard found them equally amusing. So much, that he'd ask you to read them out loud as you rode him. "I w-won't stand for it. You know we ha-ave something special going on, (Y/N)-chan." You barely managed to form coherent sentences, feverishly clinging to the large man underneath you. "You heard the guy. Better be on your best behavior", he'd add with a chuckle, wiping the drool from your mouth.Â
The new manager, however, wasn't as relaxed about it. He couldn't risk tarnishing the reputation of his beloved cash cow, so he suggested you take a break from personal assistants until the rumors tone down. If you remained within your expensively secured house, you wouldn't need any guarding. So, he caringly prescribed a dose of homely isolation for the upcoming holidays.Â
"Don't be so dramatic", he said, "Jesus spent 40 days in the desert by himself. And he didn't have your indoor cinema or jacuzzi bathtub."
"Yeah, but he had the Devil to tempt him. Where's my bad guy?" You whined as a retort.Â
You let out another groan and throw yourself on the couch, fiddling with the remote. Kind of them to decorate everything for Christmas, you think as you eye the gigantic kitsch of a tree slapped in the middle of the living room.Â
Fuck. What an absolute waste of time. All because of one crazy fan. You almost wish he'd show his stupid face so your bodyguard could pummel it to bits and crumbles. You wonder what he's doing by himself. Is he going to be assigned to another idol? Probably not, two weeks is too short of a time for anything. You check your phone.
Suddenly, the screen lights up. A text notification.Â
"Bored?"
Heh. It's almost as if he can read your mind. You smile to yourself and type your response, stretching onto the sofa. Your little back and forth messaging goes on until you look up and notice the room has gotten darker. Already evening. You can hear your stomach growl, so you get up and drag your feet towards the kitchen, searching for takeaway fliers. If you're going to be under house arrest, the least you can afford is junk food.Â
Once you place your decadent order, you hop onto the counter and idly dangle your legs in anticipation. Your favorite off-duty guard dog has abruptly told you he needs to go and is now offline. "Something came up". What could possibly require his immediate attention? A mistress? You giggle at the idea. In all your time spent together, you haven't seen him glance at a single woman. If he must, he will engage with other people using one-word replies, visibly uninterested. You never considered him much of a talker, but his behavior with anyone else, in comparison, is downright hostile.Â
There's a rustling sound and you jolt. Was the food delivered already? It hasn't been that long. You jump off the marble countertop and freeze in place once you see the man standing in the doorway. His face is concealed with a medical mask and he's audibly panting, the hot air fogging up his glasses. You notice the knife in his hand.
"How rude of you to cheat on me so shamelessly, (Y/N) dear."
Huh? Your eyes widen in realization. Was this the crazed fan bombarding you with threatening letters? Your features twist in utter disgust, still transfixed on the weapon within his grip.Â
This little shit. Not only does he break into your home, but he decides to intimidate you with a department store kitchen utensil. Is that all you're worth? Is that any way to greet one of the top idols in this country?
You angrily pull the nearby drawer open and grab a long, sharp blade. The man tenses up and steps forward, but you stop him in his tracks, throwing the item at his feet. He stares at you, bewildered.Â
"It's a Yoshihiro Sashimi knife. More than your monthly income, most likely." You state as you leer down at him, grimace plastered on your face. "Pick it up like the animal you are."
He cannot move. Is this his beloved (Y/N)? Her pretty, innocent smile and sparkling eyes have been replaced by this hateful scowl. He feels like a cockroach about to be stepped on, a mere vermin invading her personal space. This can't be right. It's him that should be upset, he's the betrayed party. When has she gotten so...Ah. This must be the work of that bodyguard. He's always known. The way he looks at her, with a predatory glint as if marking his territory. He should've noticed earlier. Poor, sweet (Y/N), at the hands of a brute. Tears form in his eyes and he opens his mouth to speak up, but a burning blow assaults his back and everything goes black.Â
Your bodyguard casually walks in and lifts the intruder up by the nape of his neck.Â
"Are you okay? Did he touch you?"
You blush and wipe your eyelashes dramatically, releasing a gentle sob from your puckered lips.
"Touch? He almost killed me! I was so scared...I thought I was done for."
He frowns at your words.
"I'll take care of it."
You can feel the familiar knot forming in your stomach. As he drags the body out of the kitchen, you follow behind enthusiastically.Â
"Do it in the living room!" You almost squeal.
"Are you sure? It will get messy. I'm not letting this one walk out." He warns you with a worried expression.Â
"Yes, yes!" you nod, all bubbly. "Right here, next to the Christmas tree."
Once the gory spectacle is over, the bodyguard sprawls onto the sofa, exhausted. He exhales loudly and runs a hand through his hair. You are about to join him, when a thought crosses your mind.Â
"Now that I think about it, how did you know I was about to be attacked? That was some really extraordinary timing."
Out of reflex, he palms his pocket to check if his phone is still within his possession. Thankfully he hasn't left it in plain sight. You squint suspiciously.Â
"Are you spying on me or something?"
He remains quiet for a few moments and eventually lowers his head apologetically, avoiding eye contact.
"Forgive me, Miss."
When he glances up again, your small figure is looming over him.
"Wow, what a pervert you are." You push his chin up with your dainty fingers. "How will you make it up to me for such nasty habit~?"
"Is there anything you want me to do?"
"Good boy."
#female reader#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere x you#yandere bodyguard#yandere imagine#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#male yandere x reader#yandere original character#yandere oc
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Spicy Snippet #1: Orion
As a thank you for 6k, I will write a variation of romantic/suggestive stuff for the ROs. I don't usually write in those contexts because I like sticking to canon in order not to spoil it when the the time comes in-story, but I think we are overdue for some! Starting with Orion!
"This is inappropriate."
Even though the words are said through a throaty hum you can feel against your lips, you don't stop nipping at Orion's throat. He sits with one arm propped, the other on your back as you straddle him on the edge of the bed. Orion, with all of his complaints, is hilariously compliant. He moves his head to give you more space for his neck, shuddering when your biting turns to salacious swipes of your tongue.
"Should I stop?" you ask through your kisses, your words muffled. The question has Orion's arm gliding over you to hold you tighter, the answer loud and clear.
"Are you trying to give me a hickey?" he asks. His voice trails off when you lick just the right spot, making a small squeak of a whimper leave his lips. You've learned that Orion is a vocal participant, his breathy reactions only encouraging you further. "You know..." His throat bobs when he swallows. "Cameras." He can't even form a coherent sentence, which is the most satisfying part. "I will be on my best behavior."
"I doubt thatâ" In one swift move, Orion grabs you and rolls you over until he's hovering over you. You're breathless from both surprise and excitement. He has you pinned with his hands on either side of your face, and his cheeks are flushed.
"Can you imagine?" He says, leaning down to brush his lips against yours, featherlight. It makes your body shudder. "Us doing this in a room of executives?" He brushes his nose against yours with endless delicacy, teasing you. So close and yet not quite there. "Forced to watch?" His mouth goes to the hollow of your throat, his teeth grazing your skin until you're swallowing. "Think of the scandal."
Another thing about Orion Quinn? He's a cheeky bastard.
You can hardly breathe, especially not when Orion sits up, towering over you as he begins unbuttoning his shirt. His eyes stay on you, his fingers deft and skilled, your gazes never breaking.
"Youâ" You swallow, propping yourself up on your elbows. "You would faint if that were to happen."
A low laugh escapes him, but his gaze turns hungry, heated at the thought. Almost as if fainting isn't what he would do at all. "You're right. HR would have me ruined."
"You are HR!" You lift your hand to put it on the last button that remains, fully intending to unbutton it for him. Orion puts his own hand over yours, directing it over the buckle of his belt. Your mouth waters. You know exactly what he wants, and he's not shy about telling you. "Knowing you," you swallow, using two fingers to remove the loop of the belt from the buckle, "you would punish yourself." "Saying that in this context is quite suggestive." He grins, taking the belt off and tossing it aside. Your fingers get to work on the button of his slacks.
"I'm being completely serious." You bite your lip, your body heating when he grabs your hand and plants a chaste, loving kiss to the inside of your palm, removing his pants with his other hand. "Get your mind out of the gutter, horndog."
"Sorry," he says, not sounding sorry at all.
He proceeds to bend down, nuzzling his nose into your neck until you're letting out a surprised laugh, failing to swat him away when he continues to tickle you. Eventually, he stops. And then Orion Quinn begins doing something else that has you forgetting exactly what you two were even talking about. Doesn't matter.
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Heaven - part 3 || Ona Batlle x Lucy Bronze x reader
Warnings: đ || threesome, poly relationship, fingering, strap-ons, degrading language, bottom!reader
Word count: 2.6k
Part 3 of 3
Part 1 || Part 2
Onaâs hands on your hips guide you to shuffle slightly further up the bed so that your face is closer to Lucyâs sweat-sheened stomach than her pussy, but she keeps the toy sheathed inside you and you feel every movement tenfold.
âOna, please,â you whine.
âShh, youâll come,â Lucy soothes you with a low voice and her hand cradling the back of your head. âOnaâs gonna make sure of that. Dâya know why?â
If the answer is supposed to be obvious, your mind is too lust-clouded to figure it out. You slowly shake your head as much as Lucyâs hand in your hair will allow.
Lucy is more than happy to supply the answer herself.
âBecause I told her to. And Onaâs a good girl. Ona does what I ask her to, when I ask her to do it. Without mouthing off.â
âYou asked me to make you come,â you point out, desperate for Lucyâs praise, or at least a hint that sheâs pleased with your efforts. âI did that.â
âSuppose you did,â Lucy acknowledges, her hand coming down to stroke your cheek. Her fingers tighten slightly against your jaw, and she adds, âBut only after being a brat.â
Behind you, Onaâs slight body curls around your back, hot skin pressed against your own as her voice appears close to your ear.
âReady, cariño?â
You have to try not to snort. Itâs a ridiculous question, youâve been ready for what feels like hours.
âGive it to her,â Lucy instructs. âYou donât need to be gentle.â
As her hips start to move, Ona isnât gentle. Gone is the care from before, now the way she fucks into you can only be described as primal. Thereâs a slap of skin each time she bottoms out inside you, her fingers digging into your hips as she holds you still so she can drive the toy into you.
âShe fucks you so well, doesnât she?â Lucy asks, a hint of pride in her voice as she watches on.
Ona times a particularly deep thrust with you opening your mouth to respond and all that leaves your throat is a particularly debauched cry that will surely leave you hoarse tomorrow. Youâre not even coherent enough to feel any shame for the sounds escaping your mouth, let alone to hold a conversation with Lucy while Ona fucks you.
âAnswer me,â Lucy growls, tugging at your hair to lift your head to look at her.
âYes,â you manage to choke. âSo good.â
Lucy relinquishes her grip and your head falls forward as you put all your effort into staying in place for Ona.
âHow does she feel?â Lucy asks.
For a couple of seconds, you think Lucyâs question is aimed at you again, until Ona answers.
âGood.â
âTight?â Lucy asks.
âNot anymore,â Ona grunts with the effort of talking while fucking you. âBut sheâs also just really wet.â
âCourse she is. Little slut.â A pause, then Lucy adds, âCome on, give it to her.â
If you had the capacity to string enough words together to form a sentence, youâd tell Lucy that Ona is already giving it to you. Yet Ona surprises you by somehow finding another energy reserve to fuck into you harder. The cock hits so deep inside you with every thrust that you think Ona might actually be trying to fuck you into another dimension.
You manage just a few thrusts like that before you can no longer hold yourself up, arms giving way until your cheek rests on Lucyâs warm stomach and your hips are almost flat to the bed, except for the pillow cushioned beneath them.
Ona falters for just a second as you move, then readjusts her own position, covering your back with her own body as she continues to rut into you. Meanwhile one of Lucyâs hands finds your head again, careful fingers sweeping loose tendrils away from where theyâre plastered to the sheen of sweat on your forehead.
âGood girl,â Lucy says, and for the first time since you disobeyed her earlier, thereâs a glimmer of warmth in her voice, like sheâs almost proud of the way you take everything that they give you. âTaking it so well. Letting Ona fuck you like this. You just love being used, donât you?â
As much as your earlier pride might have told you to argue back, you do like this. Lucyâs hand in your hair, Onaâs body pressed against your back. Itâs comforting to have them both so close, freeing to be able to trust them both so wholeheartedly with your pleasure, to be able to give up control and forget about training and schedules and media for a while.
To be fucked by them, wanted by them, loved by them.
Yet all you manage to choke out is a raspy, âUh huh.â
Onaâs thrusts are shallower now, the new position against your back not allowing for much more than that. But her movements are still quick and from the little noises she lets out, her breath escaping in hot puffs against your back, you know it must be working for her too, the position pushing the base of the strap against her clit.
Your own clit needs something more and you whine into Lucyâs stomach as you attempt to grind down on the pillow below your hips for some stimulation, but itâs not enough.
âOnaâŠâ
Ona knows your body so well that you donât need to say anything more for her to know exactly what to give you. Her hips stall for just a second as she adjusts to slip her hand between your body and the pillow, skilful fingers finding your clit as her hips resume.
Each rut inside you has you grinding against Onaâs hand, pleasure building inside you until you know the coil is going to snap.
You nuzzle your face into Lucyâs stomach but she has other ideas, using the hand in your hair to turn and lift your head.
âStop that,â she murmurs, though her voice is far from scolding. âTold you I wanna see you when you come. Go on. Come for us.â
Lucyâs permission is all it takes for you to hurtle over the edge. Her hand in your hair is what stops the fall from being fatal. She keeps you present as the pleasure tears through your body, Onaâs thrusts into you never relinquishing even as you flutter and clench around the toy. The orgasm feels eternal, or maybe the first one bleeds into a second when Onaâs hips stumble as she slips off the precipice with you, grinding out her own climax with a beautiful cry that gets muffled into the skin of your shoulder.
When it finally subsides, when the pleasure numbs you and you finally stop trembling, Onaâs body still limply pressed against your back, itâs Lucyâs gravelly voice that brings you back to reality.
âFucking hell. That was something. Donât think Iâll ever get tired of watching you two together. My gorgeous girls.â
Youâre vaguely aware of Ona pressing her lips against your shoulder blades, of Lucyâs hand now caressing your cheek, but youâre too blissed out to open your eyes just yet.
âYou okay?â Lucy asks.
You donât know who the question is aimed at but let Ona answer it.
âUh huh.â Thereâs a pause, another gentle kiss against your shoulder, then the low rumble of Ona chuckling against your back as she adds, âI think we broke her.â
âNeed a moment,â you mumble, eyes still closed but turning your head to nuzzle into Lucyâs palm.
Thereâs a shift behind you and you let out a soft cry as Ona withdraws the toy, your cunt spasming around nothing with the aftershocks of your orgasm.
âSorry,â Ona whispers, trailing kisses up your spine until she can press her face into your neck. âHow about a bath?â
âIâll go run one,â Lucy pipes up, carefully slipping out from under you and padding away towards the bathroom. Seconds later, you hear the running water start to hit the tub.
Ona carefully rolls you onto your back and you blink open your eyes to watch as she expertly loosens the straps and lets the harness slide down her legs and onto the floor with a thud, before she curls into your side.
âThat was good for you too, right?â you ask, as Onaâs arm snakes around your middle and one of her legs hooks over your hips.
Onaâs body shakes a bit as she laughs, then she answers in a low voice, âDid you miss the part where I came inside you?â
Another tremor through your over sensitive cunt. You have no idea if Ona knows how filthy what she just said sounds, or if itâs just a quirk of the translation. Either way, youâre exhausted and you let it slide for now.
âNo, I felt it,â you assure her. âJust making sure.â
âIt was good for you too, no?â
You turn your head and arch a lazy eyebrow at Ona as if to ask her seriously? Her face cracks open into a pretty smile.
âJust making sure,â she echoes your words back to you teasingly. âLucy might not be so kind next time though.â
âThat was kind?â you scoff.
âWe both know sheâs capable of worse. I thought for a second she might not let you come at all.â
You pull Ona closer and press your lips absently to her forehead as you hum in agreement.
âSo did I.â You poke Ona in the ribs, forcing a little yelp from her lips. âAnd you wouldnât help me out if that happened. Not when youâre sucking up to her.â
âItâs not sucking up, itâs avoiding punishment,â Ona teases you, poking you back.
âYou just like being her good girl.â
âYouâre both my good girls.â Lucyâs voice calls out across the room and you glance up to see her head peering around the door to the ensuite. Her lips curl up into a smirk, then she adds, âSome of the time, anyway.â
Ona pushes herself up onto her elbow, leaning down to capture your lips in a lingering kiss, then nudges you towards Lucy.
âGo and have your bath. Iâll clean up here.â
She kisses you once, twice, three times more, then rolls off to let you go.
Inside the bathroom, the tub is full of bubbles and Lucy has lit a few candles. She flicks off the tap as you enter, then lowers her head in a goofy bow as she gestures towards the bath and says, âMâlady.â
âJoin me?â you ask, shooting her a pleading little pout as you step into the hot water.
Lucy is quick to nod and soon youâre settled against her chest, her knees bracketing yours as you sit together amongst the bubbles. Her arms slink around your waist from behind and though you didnât invite her to join you with the intention of fooling around, it doesnât take long for her hands to start to wander, first up to your nipples, then one dips lower between your legs.
Youâre still a little sensitive, but you let your knees fall open as far as the constraints of the tub and Lucyâs legs either side of you will allow.
âAgain?â Your voice slips into a gasp as Lucyâs fingers find your clit.
She moves the hand on your breast up to sweep your hair over one shoulder, then nuzzles her lips into the newly exposed skin of your neck.
âYou were the one begging us to make you come twenty minutes ago. I reckon you can handle another one.â Her voice is low and you feel the rumble of it against your back as her fingers start to paint delicate circles around your clit. âAnyway, sânot fair that Ona got to be inside you and I didnât.â
âI wasnât the one stopping you,â you remind her. âFuck, Luce, just like that.â
Two of Lucyâs fingers slide into you easily after being stretched open by Onaâs cock for so long. Youâre still sensitive from before and you donât think itâll take long to come again, not with Lucyâs body wrapped possessively around you, not with the way her teeth catch lightly against the delicate skin of your neck, and especially not with the way she curls her fingers inside you. The angle from behind makes it hard for her to thrust into you properly but itâs still working for you, the pressure building once again as her fingers work inside you.
âAgain, huh?â
You hear Onaâs amused voice in the doorway behind you, but youâre too focused on the wicked things Lucyâs fingers are doing to you to be able to open your eyes and look at her.
Instead, you manage to gasp out, âLucy started it.â
âYouâre not complaining though, are ya?â Lucy asks.
You slowly roll your hips into her hand as her fingers move inside you.
âFuck no.â
âYou gonna join us?â Lucy asks Ona, as she withdraws her fingers and returns them to your clit, rubbing circles just above the hood that drive you crazy.
âDonât think the tub is big enough for three,â Ona replies, stepping into the bathroom and lowering the lid of the toilet seat so she can sit down and enjoy the view. âBut Iâm happy to watch.â
Youâre already embarrassingly close again, the thought of Ona spectating is enough to ensure that.
Lucyâs lips find the side of your neck once more, kissing where your pulse flutters at the crux of your jaw.
âYou gonna come again for Ona, baby? To thank her for fucking you so nicely.â
Itâs hard to believe the contrast between this Lucy, and the Lucy from earlier. The same Lucy who denies you orgasms, who calls you a slut when you politely ask to be allowed to come, who refers to a strap-on as hers even when its harness is attached to Onaâs hips, is almost offering your next orgasm to Ona as a gift despite being the one to make you come this time.
âIâm so close,â you whine. âPlease, Luce.â
âYou want me inside again?â
âNo, just like this. Iâm gonna come if you keepâŠâ
âThatâs it,â Lucy encourages you, as she keeps the pressure on your clit and sends her other hand up to shamelessly grope your tit. âCome for us, babygirl.â
It just takes a few more seconds, a few more touches, and youâre doing exactly like that, letting out a cry that echoes against the bathroom tiles as you tumble over the edge once more. Itâs not as intense as the first one, numbed slightly by the earlier orgasm that almost tore your body apart, but just as pleasurable.
The water sloshes against the side of the tub as you sink back against Lucyâs chest, boneless, and she removes her hand from between your legs to wrap it around your middle instead.
âWhat dâya think?â
âBeautiful.â Onaâs response to Lucyâs question is immediate. âI love watching you together.â
âI love you,â you mumble hazily. Your hand finds one of Lucyâs knees and squeezes, adding, âBoth of you.â
âAnd I love how soppy you get when weâve made you come so hard you can barely think,â Lucy chuckles against your back.
âWell, if youâre trying to stop me from âbeing a bratâ, as you put it, I canât say itâs working. That was all sorts of incredible.â
âDonât worry, sweetie.â Lucyâs voice is low and dangerous, her hot breath against your neck sending a ripple of goosebumps down your spine. âIâve got worse punishments lined up for next time you mouth off. Weâre only just getting started with you.â
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"Just, please... please. I'll beg."
Poly_TF_141 x sex-demon_reader Prt:2
Read part 1 here ă ....
A_N:... Continuation of the previous! This is part two, and to do with Werewolf Soap going into 'heat' but not the abo kinda heat. Soo, expect more wolf like behavior, and again, the same warnings apply.
CW.|.TW:... Sexual content. Intended male reader. Bottom but Dom reader. Polly-cule TF 141. Religious depictions of demons. Allusion to Reader having an Eating Disorder and the recovery there of. Ghost x Soap x Reader
It had taken some time and effort, but finally, finally, you were OK with the casual emotion that the team shared with one another.
Being a permanent member of the team seemed to help. You even put on weight in the recent months that you've actually fed semi regularly, although it wasn't anywhere near what you should be getting but it was miles better then the months you used to starve through.
Price made sure that any time between missions, there was some form of sexual intention in his team.
Not the hardest thing when all of them have been intemit with each other for years before you joined in with the physical side of things. And Price let you have your fill of him whenever he saw that drop in you again.
But someone else came knocking that night.
A blushing Soap who was leaning heavily on your door frame, looking almost shy for his bulkier body. He hardly says anything as you beckon him in. Eyes still down cast even as he leaves the door ajar and is sitting all but an inch away from you.
"I wan'ed te ask ya if yeh would..." he starts, blush spreading down his neck. "Can ye. I just wanted.."
That's when you felt a pulse of a sweeter emotion, a spiking arousal that was tainted with a primal urge. This absolute need for something so deeply sexual it was practically making your mouth water.
"Your lycanthopic urge?" You question,
"Aye, my heat kinda snuck up on me." He answers with a curt nod. Still not looking at you.
Your fingers find his chin, easily lifting his stubble edged jaw, so he was nose to nose with you.
Soap had dilated pupils, only elipsed by this thin sliver of his irus. Those needs already making his mind want to lean in and chase those lips of yours. Instead, he flicks his eyes back up, that emotion growing thicker, sweeter, with the movement.
"Just please..." he half begs, already so desperate. "Please. I'll beg. I'll go away if ye don't wanna, but I just.."
"Ok, I will lend you help."
You've hardly gotten the sentence out before Soap jumps you. Stealing breathless kiss after breathless kiss.
Guiding your hands to his skin, slipping them under his clothes, and soaking in the warmth with your skin on his. He gets so touch starved, so sensitive to it, when he's like this.
You near fucking his throat with a long split toungue isn't helping him think any more coherently. He tried to ignore the gentle tangle of your hands as you started getting him undressed. Body more demonic with the crackling desires streaming from Johnny's need for intimacy.
"You still got your mind in one peace there lad?"
A deep rumble follows from the door, Ghost standing there with his head tilted. Commenting, "Dumb Mutt just got one thing on his mind."
"You came to watch or pass along something or another."
"Oh, I wanna watch."
Simon crosses the distance from the door to your bed in two quick strides, fingers gliding in the panting Soap's hair. Pulling him back by the grip he has on the werewolf's Mohawk.
"Mainly to see this one don't hurt ya, hun. But to see if yah would need help."
Johnny rolls his hips against your thigh, toungue lulling out past his fangs and bruised lips. Eyes unfocused as he tries to keep his body still while miserably failing.
"Can get a bit one tracked and forget who's helpen 'em. And Price warned me yah got a habit of ignoring yourself."
"Acceptable. Just help me strip him before he cums in his pants."
"Alright hun."
You end up kneeling with Soap, hopelessly humping against your thighs with you stretching out your back so you can reach for Ghost as he leans back. Your hands trace over the fat of his thighs before using your tail to wrap around Johnny's waist, keeping a firm grip to help him actually get what he wants.
His cock already painfully hard, pulsing with each beat his heart had. He was happy to be pulled to where you wanted him, all but panting into your nape as he ruts up against you.
It's always that first breach that knocks the breath from you, but Soap sits still after he's fully sheathed. Just trying to feel as much as he can with skin against skin as that lusty haze fills his mind.
When he does start moving, it's at a brutal pace. Hardly pulling out before shoving back in all the way. Jolting your whole body.
That thickly suffocating emotion had your throat vibrating in the closest thing your kin could produce to a purr. Easily keeping him steady and against you with your tail. You could feel his back tense and ripple with each roll of his hips, with your tail snugly against his waist as he licks along any skin he can.
You heal too fast for him to see the hackies he's working along your shoulders, but the darker marks of his teeth do stick just a bit longer.
It's Simon who traces the rivets of your ram like horns, eyes watching the hitch in your breath. Fingers ever so gentle as he traces all the dents and scrapes along them; careful to rub his palms down the curve against your skull. And you can taste the lust that's just as strong from him.
When Soap had cum with a snarl, as he bared his teeth against your spine, you could feel how the tired feeling was pulsing along the need to keep going. He was hard and needy as he couldn't set a rhythm with the fatigue settling along.
He must have tried to get off before getting the courage to ask for your help.
Feeling a bit sorry for the werewolf, you roll him over; turning to face Simon as you hover over Johnny's body. Watching as Soap mouths over Simon's dick through his boxers, those sex blown eyes watching him.
When you started the roll off your hips, against the shivering Soap who moans egging you on; you saw Ghost lift his gaze. Watching you ride the other with ease.
"Shit." Ghost comments,
He hefts himself up to his knees, nearly covering Johnny's face with his crotch. The wolf didn't seem to mind. Just mouthing and licking at all he could reach. Soaking more of the fabric with his spit.
"Price gave this view no justice when he told me 'bout it."
Redoubled your efforts as more warmth flooded you, but Soap didn't soften. He only meets every roll down with a thrust up.
"Don't know why any of you enjoy it, and not the action."
Johnny is whimpering under Ghost, body trembling in over stimulation. Mind lost in the throws of the absolute pleasure you're helping pump through his very soul.
"More ta do with ya looking like yah enjoying yaself then the act alone."
"You have to be none-"
Those fingers dance over your horns, finally pulling a quiet noise from you. He leaned into you, sharing the quick hiffs of air you're both taking.
"That," Ghost repeats the action. You don't moan this time, but the effect is still evident. "Is what we enjoy of this."
"Prove it."
"Gladly hun." Before his eyes roll back into his skull, "Fuck... watch the teeth soldier."
Soap had pulled his boxers off with just his teeth, getting to his dick. At the comment, Johnny bared his teeth against the intimate skin of Simon's inner thigh. So close to him that the danger runs his blood just that bit hotter.
And for all that Ghost likes the danger, that bit of pain, he doesn't actually want to bite him. And not nearly as hard as he bites at you.
"He will tire out soon, just a warning."
Simon clasps at your horns, pulling you closer by them.
"Not for long hun, he'll be up and wanting more in no time." He presses his lips against yours, mumbling with a smirk, "and I wanna tag team him when he does."
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summary: when joshua, your best friend gets engaged, you can't help but feel as though you're missing out on something important. jihoon, your other best friend, kindly offers to set you up with one of his many friends. chaos ensues, seungkwan is an observer who knows everything, and unfortunately, mingyu is a hapless victim.
pairing: woozi x fem!reader
genre: crack, fluff, angst
word count: 10k~ish
warnings: alcohol consumption, general warnings apply
A/N: uhh..hi? this is the first time i've written rpf, and it makes all the more sense for it to be centred around woozi, my svt bias. this has no plot at all, and i just wrote it for fun and vibes...also unbetaed, so if you see any mistakes, no u did not :)) shout out to my twitter gc for cheering me on as i wrote this hehe u guys are the best
a/n 2: reblogs and comments are much appreciated! please tell me if you're liking this lmao
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Chapter 1
Whoever said that every love story is universal, was not lying, unfortunately. Every good love story is a mix of tropes that unfortunately work well together to form a coherent plot. And the longer you read books, the easier it becomes for you to identify (or avoid) these tropes.
The enemies turn into lovers.
The friends turn into lovers.
The inn only has one available bed.
Your brotherâs best friend is somehow smoking hot and doesnât see you as an annoying little sibling anymore.
Your one-night stand is your new boss, and he is inexplicably obsessed with you.
Your parents have forced you into an arranged marriage, and your partner is a. incredibly hot and b. also obsessed with you. You get the gist, so on, and so forth.
All love stories go for a trope that becomes the central conceit of the story, no matter how unique they try to be. The small-town girl/boy falls for the hotshot city lawyer/businessman/vague marketing executive and shows them the importance of family, and of course, of love, because without it, business is notoriously low. People need romance to feel something other than hatred in their already terrible lives, and books offer escapism. Escapism and on some other level, a sense of belonging. You can identify yourself with the girl who falls in love with her brotherâs best friend, or the man who has feelings for his sworn enemy, or the person who has, surprise, fallen in love, with their best friend. Or their best friendâs brother. Take your pick.
And unfortunately, as a critic, reading romance implies wading through the countless reiterations of trope-y goodness on offer at every bookstore, and trying to find something that strikes a chord. It is a given, that one has to kiss some proverbial frogs in the meantime, and of course, any professional mishap has to be accompanied with a gossip session with oneâs friends, where any complaints you might have about your work, is unloaded onto the brunch table, for my friends to laugh about.
Because at the end of the day, everyone is a character in their own kind of romance novel. A victim of the tropes, if you will. In my case, I am the perpetual single childhood best friend, who puts up with every single antic of the main character. In of course, an enemies-to-lovers romance. Apparently unrequited love sells too, if its written well. If not, then it just becomes one of many repetitive marketing gimmicks that frankly, donât sit well with anyone, let alone someone like me, who critiques books for a living.
âItâs your attitude thatâs a problem.â Jihoon says, taking a sip of his coffee, âyouâve been writing for the newsdesk for years and I have never seen you actually be satisfied with a book. Thereâs always something that could have been better. Maybe this is why you are soââ
âI am so?â I say, eyes narrowed, âfinish that sentence, Jihoon.â
âYou want me to?â
âDo you really have to fight every time we meet?â
Both Jihoon and I turn our head to the third person at the table, Joshua. Dressed impeccably in a freshly ironed pair of shirt and trousers, he looks far better than either me or Jihoon, because both of us look as though we have been through botched murder attempts. I am in a hoodie and sweatpants, and Jihoon is somehow worse than me, wearing a pair of shorts and a black t-shirt. His abandoned khaki bomber jacket hangs on the back of his chair, and I cannot believe Iâm saying this, but he actually looks worse when wearing the jacket. Joshua looks as though he has been seated at our table by mistake. Iâm slightly annoyed by this, but it seems as though Jihoon is more annoyed than me, âwhat do you mean we fight every time we meet?â
Joshua makes a vague hand gesture, âreally? Look at us. You both are dressed as though youâve been through a typhoon. I feel horribly overdressed.â
âI had a long night.â I reply, âworked overtime at the desk for the Sunday paper.â
âI came here straight from the studio.â Jihoon says, âI didnât even go home to shower.â
âSee, this, this is what I am talking about.â Joshua groans, âboth of you dress like homeless people, and then when you come to brunch, you fight all the time. Do you guys never get tired of fighting?â
âNever.â Both Jihoon and I say in unison.
Joshua sighs, before picking up his knife and fork, âI give up. I can never get you two to agree on anything apart from the fact that you guys, apparently, donât fight.â
âShe needs to quit complaining about her job.â Jihoon points his fork at me, âsheâs got the cushiest job imaginable, and she manages to complain about it all the time. Every week, sheâs here complaining about something at her job.â
âAs if you donât complain about your job all the time too,â I reply, not one to back down from a fight, âyou complain about the people at your job all the time as well. And itâs not as though your job is shitty; you literally work at the biggest music corporation in the countryââ
âGuys!â Joshua half-yells, and I stop. Everyone is looking at the three of us, and unlike the two of us, he looks embarrassed. âGuys, if you have to fight every time we meet, maybe I suggest we stop this weekly brunch. Jesusââ
âOh, he swore,â Jihoon whispers, and I giggle, âwe finally made him take the Lordâs name in vain.â
ââitâs like youâre kids all over again. This isnât freshman year of university, for heavenâs sake,â he takes an elegant sip of his coffee, âand for your information, Jesus isnât the Lord. Iâm not letting you guys get the satisfaction of hearing me fucking swear.â
âDoes he hear himself?â Jihoon mutters. âI donât think he does.â I whisper in response.
âYes, Iâm aware I said âfuckâ, thank you very much.â Joshua sits back in his chair, âIâm proposing to Eunseo tonight.â
âTonight?â Jihoon yells, bolting upright from his chair, and everyone in the restaurant looks at us, âyouâre proposing to her tonight?â
Joshua grabs his hand to drag him back onto his chair, âyes, tonight. Are you stupid? Everyone is looking at us now.â He looks at me, âwhat do you think about it?â
Oh. Oh.
Remember when I said that my role in a romance novel is that of the eternally-spurned childhood friend? The one who has loved the main character from a distance, never really daring to express their feelings? Well, Iâve not known Joshua since my childhood, we met at high school, and it hasnât been that long since I discovered that I might have a tiny, the most miniscule of crushes on him. But Iâm that trope. The childhood friend who gets spurned, and the main character turns away to the actual love of their life, leaving only a broken heart behind. Too little, too late.
Well, who wouldnât?
Heâs tall, good-looking, gentlemanly, with just the right amount of unhinged, has a good, stable, get-off-at-the-right-time government job, and above all, heâs unflinchingly kind to everyone. Yes, including me and Jihoon, even though we make his life a living hell on most days. Realistically, it was only a moment of time before either Jihoon or I had any feelings for him. And I was betting on Jihoon too. Fuck.
âAre you okay?â Joshuaâs voice is soft, insisting, and all I can see when I break out of my reverie is the swoop of his collarbones as they disappear under the shirt, and suddenly I feel very dirty. Not just dirty, but also simply awful. Why am I out here thinking about his collarbones when heâs thinking about how to propose to his girlfriend? His very nice, very beautiful girlfriend?
âIâm fine,â I nod my head, âhave you picked out a ring for her?â
âNot yet, but I have a kind of ring in mind already.â He says, turning to Jihoon and starting to talk about the different cuts of diamonds that are present at Tiffanyâs, and how they suit different kinds of people. Eunseo, I learn, is partial to a pear cut. Jihoon, the idiot, who canât shut up when it comes to arguments with me, is unnaturally quiet, only offering comments here and there. Itâs very uncharacteristic.
And then he gets that look on his face which is a signal for both me and Jihoon that we are about to hear an hourâs worth of praises of Eunseo, and I step in. Making a vague sign towards my completed plate of fish and chips (not that great, the fish was soggy) I say, âbefore he begins singing praises of his girlfriend, sorry, fiancĂ©, can we get the check?â
âYou keep saying it as though you donât know how much I love her.â Joshua sounds annoyed but unfortunately, I can see through his mask of fake annoyance, âI already paid.â
âThank goodness, I forgot my wallet.â Jihoon smiles, âfor a moment, I thought I would have to use my online wallet.â
âArenât you ashamed?â I elbow him lightly in the ribs, and he doesnât even flinch. Apparently, music producers these days have to be certified gym rats, or they wonât let them into the building, âyouâve mooched off of Joshua and me for the past twelve years, maybe itâs time to start paying.â
âMaybe I do pay, but I just donât like you.â Jihoon replies, sarcasm evident in his tone, âso I donât want to pay for your meal.â
âYou littleââ Iâm about to commit a murder in broad daylight, but Joshua, the sweet angel that he is, stops both of us, waving his card in between like a bullfighting matador.
âYou guys just donât stop, do you?â He grins, evidently thinking about how heâs going to propose to his loving girlfriend this evening. Nauseating. It makes me want to throw up. Because Joshua is not going to wake up one morning and decide that he wants to throw away his living relationship of five years toâto pursue his unfortunate best friend, who has nursed an unfortunate attraction towards him for the past year. That is never going to happen. So, letâs scratch that. That should not happen.
Because apart from being unfairly gorgeous and rich and beautiful and did I mention gorgeous? Eunseo is also unflinchingly nice, the kind of nice that leaves other people wondering if the person in front of them is real or not, or if they have some kind of hidden intentions that border on murderous or at the very least, fraudulent. Sheâs the one who took me under her wing when I was a freshman and had no friends except the two weird guys in my required sociology class, and thanks to her, at the end of four years of university, I had friends in the journalism club, people I come into contact on occasion such as weddings and the odd reunion.
Her niceness is also the reason why Joshua fell for her at first sight.
âIâm out.â Jihoon picks up the abomination of a bomber jacket from his chair, âand before you ask, no, hyung, Iâm not helping you with picking out a ring for your girlfriend. You can do that yourself. Or ask her for help.â
And before Joshua can look at me and before I make a fool out of myself (yet again), I turn away, rejecting his proposal for looking at pear-cut diamond rings on a Sunday morning, âIâm ideologically against the institution of marriage. Do it yourself.â
Joshua sighs, because of course he has anticipated this. The fucker. âcannot believe youâre still on your Dworkin streak. Fine,â he says, getting up from his chair and walking out of the cafĂ©, âIâll get Eunseoâs ring myself. And when she asks, Iâll tell her that none of you helped me.â
âOoh, threatening your girlfriend on us, Iâm shaking in my boots,â Jihoon replies, sarcasm evident in his voice, digging through his pockets to get his car keys, âwhen are you planning to get the ring?â
âLater, in the afternoon,â Joshua is opening the door to his car, and looking at me, âdo you want me to give you a ride? Your house is on the way.â
âShe only takes buses and the subway,â Jihoon grins, âdonât you remember the time in university when she kept saying about how much she likes welfare policies and transportation benefits?â
âShut the fuck up,â I reply, elbowing him, harder this time, and Jihoon flinches, âIâll just go to the office. Jihoon will give me a ride.â
âWhen did I say that Iâll give you a ride?â Jihoon looks like he wants to begin an argument with me in front of the cafĂ©, but he acquiesces, âugh, fine. Iâll give you a ride. Your office is on the way.â
â
âIâm still not convinced that you simply wanted to âspend time with meâ.â Jihoon grumbles an hour later, seated at his studio and fiddling with his computer. âYouâve been lying there and scrolling twitter for hours now.â
âYour couch is much better than my office chair,â I hum a non-committal reply, before making myself further comfortable into the soft plush material of his couch, âand Iâm not scrolling on twitter, Iâm trying to find another flat to move into.â
âLease up?â Jihoon asks, âwasnât your agreement still valid for at least another few months?â
âIâm just trying to get ahead of the curve,â I reply, âif I start looking from now, maybe Iâll get a better flat by the time the lease is up. My current flat isââ
âA shithole.â Jihoon finishes my sentence for me, âseriously, I donât know how you manage to live there. And youâve been holding onto that flat for the past seven years. everyone moved out of their university flats, but you managed to hold onto yours for so long.â
âThatâs because itâs a good deal,â I mutter, âugh, I canât manage to find a single good deal on any of the flats.â
âBecause youâre never satisfied with any deal,â Jihoon replies, âyour ideal deal is if everything was free.â
âAnd I still maintain that housing should not be monetised.â
âWhy thank you for that insight, comrade.â Jihoon puts a finger to his mouth, âshut up for a while, Iâm trying to concentrate on this song.
âWhoâs it for?â I sit up, intrigued, âa new artist?â
âThe companyâs new girl group.â Jihoon says, âI was asked to produce the title track for their debut. I only have four months on hand, and I still havenât finished the track. The higher-ups are going to have my head for this.â
âNo, they wonât,â I reply, âthey like you too much. Speaking ofââ
ââif you want me to give you an interview, I wonât, Iâve already told you five times,â Jihoon cuts me off, wheeling his chair away from me, âjeez, youâre tenacious.â
âOh, but come on, itâll be fun,â with an extra emphasis on come on, I think Iïżœïżœïżœve got Jihoonâs attention, âpeople keep speculating on the kind of person you are. I mean, people know Woozi, but do they know what kind of person he is, underneath all that secrecy? Youâve never given an interview, and you keep avoiding any kind of public appearance. One might think you hate the spotlight.â
âEven if I were to give an interview, I wouldnât be giving it to you. Who knows how youâre going to spin my words.â
âIâm hurt, Lee Jihoon. This has hurt me.â
Jihoon turns around and blows me a raspberry. I roll my eyes. Is he twenty-eight, or just eight? âwhatever you say wonât affect the way I think. I still wonât give you an interview.â
âJust so you know, Iâm known to be an excellent interviewer.â I say, walking over to his chair, âcome on, Jihoon-ah, give me an interview. Please?â
âNo.â
âPretty please?â
âNo.â
âPwease?â
He turns around at that, fixing me with a stare, âdonât you ever fucking do aegyo in front of me. Iâm going to kill you if you do that again.â
âSee, if you gave me an interview like Iâm asking you to, then I would not have a reason to subject you to aegyo, but as things stand, you really give me nothing else to work with.â
âAsk Joshua for an interview then, if youâre so desperate for one,â the words coming out of anyone elseâs mouth would have given me enough reason to walk out of the room, but Jihoon made them sound softer, almost romantic. It was funny, how he managed to change the intonations of every word, changing them to his whims. I suppose thatâs what I do with words, and thatâs what he does with sounds.
âJoshua is not the elusive Woozi,â I flop back onto the sofa as I counter, trying actively to not think about Joshua picking out a ring at Tiffanyâs for Eunseo right at that moment, âheâs an adjunct professor. Not the most interview-friendly of all occupations.â
Jihoon looks at me, and for a moment, I think heâs going to ask me a very uncomfortable and difficult question, but at that moment, both our phones buzz simultaneously. I check the phone, and itâs a single message in the shared chatroom. Joshua has sent a message, a single picture of a pear-shaped diamond solitaire ring (donât ask me how I know the cut of the diamond) with an attached message;
joshuji: picked up her ring! <3
âDamn, an exclamation point, and an emoji,â Jihoon says, typing out a reply in the chatroom, âour joshuji is entirely too far gone, isnât he?â
I donât say anything. Its far easier to pretend that youâre typing out a reply and canât hear anything, especially when it comes to Jihoon. Heâll take anything in stride.
hoon: wow Eunseo has you whipped
big dick (canon): hey I think itâs cute
Jihoon sets his phone down with an audible clack, and fuck, Iâve messed up. Joshua is oblivious and blissfully happy in his own little life, but Jihoon? The Jihoon that Iâve known ever since our seats were beside each other in the sociology class that made me develop an irrational fear of surveyors? Heâs single-minded whenever it comes to pursuing anything. One doesnât become the most sought-after music producer in the industry with just talent, they need to be dogged in their pursuit of success. And unfortunately, when Lee Jihoon turns his mind to something, he accomplishes it, whether itâs producing a Billboard Hot 100 hit, or, judging by the way heâs looking at me right now, getting words out of my mouth.
âOkay, spill, Iâve seen this go on for long enough,â he says, getting up from the chair and walking over to the sofa, where I am currently hiding behind a throw pillow, âyouâve been weird for months now, and we need to talk about it.â
âWe, donât need to do anything,â I reply, âIâm perfectly fine. If something happened, I would tell you. Or Joshua. Or both of you, at the same time.â
âLike you inform us after every breakup of yours?â Jihoon laughs, âyou mean to say youâre going to hold another one of your âmeetingsâ to tell me and Joshua about how some poor bastard made the mistake of trying to date you?â
âIâm actually nice when I date, and I can hold down a relationship for more than two weeks, Mr I-donât-like-commitment. Tell me, how did your last date go? Did she walk out of the date itself, or did you ghost her?â
Jihoon blinks at me, and then, a slow, catlike smile passes over his features. Fuck.
âYouâre being combative today,â he grins, and fuck, its infuriating how predictable I am, and how absolutely incapable I am of not taking his bait, âso, there is something that youâre hiding.â
âUgh, I hate this.â
âThen you shouldnât have taken the damn bait,â he replies, âdo you want to tell me yourself, or do you want me to guess your little secret?â
âIâm not telling you anything, and its nothing you can suss out either.â
âI can just beat it out of you,â he smiles, flexing his arms, and I belatedly remember that Jihoon, to my disadvantage, had decided at the early age of twenty-one, that he was going to make up for his height by being The Broadest Man on Earth, and now carried a protein shake in his bag everywhere he went, that somehow tasted more disgusting than it looked. He could easily beat me to a pulp. And he would do it too, the little shit.
âJihoon, remember the time I carried you home when you were drunk?â I donât know how to do the specific variant of the thing they call âpuppy eyesâ, but I try my absolute best to emulate the little I know, âand you threw up all over my clothes? Remember? It was at Mingyuâs birthday party, and you got drunk on an empty stomachââ
âDonât fucking do that,â he throws a pillow at me, âfuck, thatâs creepy. Also, I got drunk and threw up on your clothes in my second year of university, damn, how long are you going to milk it for?â
âAs long as I can,â I reply, âplease, Jihoon, just this once.â
âDamn, fine, weirdo,â he stands up, going back to his chair, his back now towards me, âisnât as though you like Joshua or something.â
I freeze, hoping that the intake of breath at that last sentence hasnât been heard by Jihoon. I know Iâm an atheist, I pray fervently, to whichever god thatâs listening, God, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, if anyoneâs listening, please, please, please, let Jihoon not noticeâ
âYou like Joshua?â
Fuck.
âNo.â I lie brightly, âI justâstubbed my toe on the table.â
Jihoon looks at me in a way that screams bitch, I know youâre a liar so donât even try. âYou know youâre a horrible liar, right?â
âI am?â
He nods, âits one of the many endearing things about you. But unfortunately, youâve given yourself away now. Really, Joshua? The Joshua Hong we know?â
âReally, it isnât like that,â Iâm sweating, and praying Jihoon doesnât notice that Iâm sweating, âits nothing, and besides, I donât even like him in that kind of wayââ
âDo you want to fuck him?â
I choke on a breath and begin coughing. âWhat?â I manage to say, after I recover enough to breathe properly, âI donât want to fuck anyone!â
âGreat, because if you wanted to fuck him, it would have become massively awkward.â Jihoon shrugs, âsince itâs one of those passing feelings, you can take care of it; it happens all the time. I once had a crush on you too. Itâs bound to happen.â
âYou had a crush on me?â I screech, âwhat the fuck, Lee Jihoon, youâre supposed to wait before dropping this kind of information on me!â
âDude, its long gone,â Jihoon places a hand on my shoulder, a touch thatâs meant to be reassuring, but it only suffices to make me angrier, âit was during my military service. I remember that you came with my parents to see me off, and it wasânice. So, I had a crush on you. I got over it when I got out of the military, though. Turns out seeing your best friend live in a hovel really does wonders for your lingering feelings.â
âFor eighteen months?â I hold my head in my hands, âyou had a crush on me for eighteen months? What the fuck kind of information is that? And you got out of the military three years ago!â
âM-hmm, see, thatâs what I mean when I say these feelings will go away.â Jihoon looks sage, as if heâs imparting the secret to life and how to be a good Buddhist, and not bombarding my mind with information I would rather not know, âwait, have you masturbated to Joshua?â
âWhat the fuck?â I stand up, pacing the room at a speed that would closely rival that of an Olympian, âwhy would I masturbate to Joshua Hong?â
Jihoon shrugs, âpeople masturbate. You are a person. Hence the question.â
âOf course, I havenât masturbated toâwait did you masturbate while thinking of me?â Iâm yelling now, yelling and pacing the room like a woman possessed, because of course, Jihoon has made me lose my mind, âLee Jihoon, did you jerk off to my pictures?â
He shrugs. âWhat are you going to do if I say yes?â
âIâm going to kill you, and then Iâm going to kill myself,â I say, grabbing his shoulders, âyou know what, Jihoon, lets do that. Letâs both die.â
âWhy would I consent to a murder-suicide with you?â he sounds terribly composed, which again, does not bode well for the numerous murderous thoughts I have currently running through my head, âits just a little masturbation. I was twenty-three, I was bored to tears at the military camp, and I had a crush on you, so, I did what I did.â
âWhich was apparently, masturbation.â I flop facedown on the couch, âI want to castrate you, you know that, right?â
âFigures. Youâve always been weird about sex.â Jihoon makes a face, âSo, you didnât tell me. do you want to fuck Joshua or not? Because if you do, then it just means that you want sex. If you donât, then I canât help you.â
âHow can you help me in any way if I say I want to have sex with Joshua?â I ask, âeven if I do, which I donât, just by the wayââ
âYou want to jump his bones. Right.â
ââhow can you even help me, short of getting me a male prostitute.â I pause, horror spreading through my features, âoh fuck. Jihoon, are you going to hire a gigolo?â
To his credit, Jihoon looks appropriately disgusted, âwhy would I hire a prostitute? No, I would set you up with one of my friends.â
âWho?â
He thinks for a while, then says, âSoonyoung.â
âNo offence, but Iâm about 90% convinced that Soonyoung is a furry.â
âJeonghan-hyung, then.â
âHeâs too similar to Joshua,â I groan, âwhy am I going along with this idea? This is literally the stupidest thing Iâve ever heard.â
âThen do you want to help yourself?â
âMasturbate to thoughts of Joshua? Yeah, like thatâs gonna work.â I hold my head in my hands, âfuck, I have to sleep with Soonyoung, donât I? Iâm half-convinced he will do a tiger impression in bed.â
âIâm fairly convinced he mimics a roar when he orgasms.â Jihoon mutters.
âOh, fuck, now I have to talk about orgasms with you,â I say, face buried in one of the pillows, âI have to sleep with one of your weird friends and then everyone will know about my crush on Joshua and Iâll be shunned from our three-person group forever and everââ
âCalm down, no one is going to spill your secrets,â Jihoon says, âand I have other friends too, you know. They donât talk as much as those idiots, but they are good people.â
âBut I donât want to fuck anyone right now.â
Jihoon stares at me.
âOkay fine, maybe a little bit.â I concede, âbut still, not enough to warrant a setting-up. Maybe Iâm just sexually frustrated.â
âThen go fuck someone!â
âIt isnât that easy!â I snap, and Jihoon looks surprised, because its so unlike me to be incandescent over something as stupid as this, but I canât help the shiver of anger running over me, âit isnât so fucking easy. If it were, I would have gone and slept with a stranger from a bar. Yes, I know itâs dangerous, but I would have done it. But Iâm telling you now, its difficult for me to even know if Iâm attracted to Joshua, and if my attraction means I want to jump him or whatever.â
âThen what does it mean?â Jihoon, it seems, is also incapable of not reacting to my moods and temper, he gets angry easily sometimes, âWhat does it mean when you tell me youâre attracted to someone? Weâre twenty-eight, for fuckâs sake. What the fuck else do you mean?â
âI donât know!â I half-yell, half-sob, âI donât know what I want, and I donât know if I want to sleep with anyone, least of all Joshua. Iâm confused, and I donât know what to do, and all I want is a little acceptance, not you rattling of a list of people I should sleep with in order to get over my feelings for Joshuaââ
âHey, Iâm sorry.â
ââand you canât even give me that, Jihoon,â I finish lamely, looking at his concerned expression, âyeah fine, Iâm leaving.â
The door is loud when I close it behind me. to his credit, Jihoon doesnât pursue me, because even if heâs abnormally idiotic in matters like these, heâs got some sense.
â
I deeply regret befriending either of them, because both Joshua and Jihoon have apparently no sense of boundaries between people. Joshua keeps assaulting my inbox with messages along the lines of oh look how much I love my girlfriend and how much I canât wait to see you guys and celebrate my engagement because Iâve got my life sorted out unlike YOU fuckers, and Jihoon has rewarded me with radio silence ever since I blew up in his face about his idiotic idea regarding me having sex with one of his friends.
And, as a testament to my misfortunes in life, Joshua has decided that his proposal to Eunseo must be followed up with a party thrown in her honour, or at least a dinner as per his last text message; which of course, he has to send to the shared chatroom with a variety of threatening and non-threatening messages.
joshuji: just saying if you guys arenât here for the dinner, Iâm never talking to you
hoon: arenât proposals supposed to be an intimate thing? For couples??? Why are you asking us to be there????
joshuji: Eunseo wanted you guys to celebrate, too
joshuji: also, Iâm proposing to her in the afternoon. Iâm asking you guys to come over for dinner
hoon: maybe we should ask Eunseo about her feelings?
hoon: idk if she would want two others celebrating her engagement. Maybe we should stage an intervention and try to convince her to leave you. Its not too late already
big dick (canon): idk if I can make it guys
joshuji: I told u I wouldnât be forgiving you if you donât attend
hoon: you also tell us that every other week, I think weâll be fine
joshuji: please?
hoon: donât you fucking dare
big dick (canon): send us the location. Also, youâre paying
hoon: thatâs the least he can do, after inflicting all this on us, and on her
joshuji: donât worry, dinner is on me. [location attached] be there.
Fuck. Fuck my life, and fuck the two other people also in my life, and also, fuck Eunseo for good measure, because if it hadnât been for her coming over to the mixer in third year, Joshua would never have fallen head over heels with her at first sight, and he wouldnât have asked her out, and then I wouldnât have had to deal with my conflicting feelings in the middle of a random Sunday. In the middle of me contemplating whether to clean my flat or not, too. If you look at it, its all her fault. Her fault for being so flawless and lovely and gorgeous that even I cannot bring myself to be jealous. The woman volunteers her free time at an animal shelter, for godâs sake. Sheâs the kind of person you write rambling horrible love sonnets about, and inflict them on your best friends after getting drunk and vomiting on a sidewalk at three in the morning. I should know, because that was Joshua when he was twenty-five.
Everything seems to go to shit at the same time, so of course, my landlord has to make an appearance when Iâm in the middle of a neurotic episode over whether or not to do my laundry and contemplating hurling myself out of the window. His knocks are rhythmic, three seconds apart, which gives me enough time to prepare with a butcherâs knife in my hand. To ensure my safety, of course, in all my good conscience, I could never murder someone.
âAh, yes, if it isnât my favourite tenant,â he smiles, wide enough for me to see the gold tooth he had put in four years ago, âdonât worry, Iâm only here for a routine check.â
âI bet you say that to all your tenants, Mr Kim.â I mutter, not moving from the doorway. If this man can sell me a glorified hovel posturing as a flat, I can disrespect him as much as I want. âIâll get back to you on the renewal on my lease as soon as possible.â
The nosy bastard (man) that he is, Mr Kim cranes his neck around me to take a look inside my flat, âdonât worry, youâve been one of my longest-running tenants for a while, you can take your time.â Then he looks at me, and the gold tooth is again on display. Ugh, I fucking hate it, âIs there a man inside? Boyfriend?â
âI donât know why Iâm saying this to you, Mr Kim, but I donât have a boyfriend.â I reply, suppressing my urge to bury the knife held in my hand in his chest, âI was cooking, if you want to know that badly.â
âNo boyfriend?â he tuts at me as though my dating life (or its lack thereof) is a personal slight against him, âbut there are men coming over to your house all the time?â
âThose are my friends, Mr Kim,â I grit out, fake smile getting more brittle by the second, âmen and women can be friends, you know.â
âAh yes, I know, I know,â he nods, before clapping his hands like heâs received some sort of epiphany, âI forgot to tell you, but if you do decide to renew,â here he takes a deep breath, as if heâs bestowing upon me some great honour, âthe rent will be raised. By twenty.â
âTwenty percent?â I screech, and the student in the flat next to me has probably heard it, âis that even legal?â
From the smile on his face, I donât have to hear anything else. It probably is.
Mr Kim goes away from my line of sight (my kitchen knifeâs line of attack) with another, equally insufferable, smile, and I close the door with a loud enough bang that the hinges rattle. I lied to Jihoon, because I only have two months left on my contract, and I still have had no luck in finding a new flat to move into. Everywhere I go, its either overpriced, or the facilities are too shitty, or the vibes are off.
Back in the room, I try to busy myself with laundry, when my phone rings. Its Jihoon, whoâs apparently decided that making me angry is a full-time job for him. Heâs making use of the private chat, which is rare for him, and somehow, equally annoying for me.
hoon: sorry about what happened in the studio this morning
hoon: offer still stands though
big dick (canon): thatâs not how you apologise to someone
hoon: what? Iâm trying to help my bestie get some
hoon: is that such a scandalous thing to ask for
big dick (canon): yes. Yes, it is
big dick (canon): also, fyi, Iâm not sleeping with any of your friends. Theyâre all too weird for me
hoon: Mingyu? I remember you saying once that youâd motorboat him
big dick (canon): platonically
hoon: not sure how youâd motorboat someone platonically
big dick (canon): heâs too outgoing for me. cannot imagine Iâd ever have a moment to myself if I ever dated him
hoon: Wonwoo? Everyone liked him back in university
big dick (canon): unfortunately, all he seems to talk about is gaming. I donât mind gaming once or twice, but talking about it all the time? That bores me
hoon: Chan? Heâs younger than you, but you could be a cougar, for all I know
big dick (canon): Iâve seen Jeonghan beg on his knees for him to go home after a drinking session
hoon: Minghao?
big dick (canon): He once teased me for my curtain bangs for a week straight
hoon: fine then, Cheol?
big dick (canon): Too competitive
hoon: Seungkwan?
big dick (canon): Too athletic. Also, isnât he joining the culture desk soon?
hoon: Seokmin?
big dick (canon): Too outgoing
hoon: Vernon?
big dick (canon): Too quiet
hoon: Jun?
big dick (canon): Too weird
hoon: Jesus, fuck, woman, what kind of person do you want to date?
big dick (canon): ykw, just set me up with Mingyu. If nothing I can still get to say I motorboated some great pecs
big dick (canon): seriously, his pecs are bigger than my boobs
big dick (canon): how does he do it
big dick (canon): can I hold them
big dick (canon): respectfully
big dick (canon): in a non-sexual way
big dick (canon): please
hoon: Iâm sure heâs going to appreciate that
big dick (canon): please ask him
big dick (canon): how does one get that kind of pectoral muscles
big dick (canon): wow
hoon: my pecs are bigger than his
big dick (canon): is this some new sort of dick-measuring contest idk yet
big dick (canon): if it is
big dick (canon): youâre losing
big dick (canon): I need to take a bite from his tits
big dick (canon): One
big dick (canon): Teensy tiny
big dick (canon): Munch
hoon: Iâm so close to blocking u
big dick (canon): They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
hoon: maybe you need to consider that Jesus had very bad vibes
hoon: so, you want to go on a date with Mingyu?
hoon: I feel like I should tell you that he eats the equivalent of three people
hoon: at the same time
big dick (canon): As long as he lets me motorboat him
 big dick (canon): I donât care
big dick (canon): He can eat as much as he wants
hoon: why must you be so horny over Mingyu of all people
hoon: heâs not even that attractive
hoon: and Iâve got bigger pecs than him
big dick (canon): congratulations on having bigger pecs, but Iïżœïżœïżœm still gonna motorboat Mingyu
big dick (canon): going to gently hold his tits
hoon: between you going feral and Joshua badgering me about his engagement party dinner
hoon: I canât help but feel as though both of u are out to make me go insane
big dick (canon): are you gonna go to that?
hoon: heâs already made plans at the barbecue place where we go to
hoon: even got a whole discount coupon and everything
hoon: normally Iâd be upset that heâs being cheap, but after researching the price of that ring, Iâm prepared to forgive him this once
hoon: next time Iâm forcing him to take us out to a good dinner place
big dick (canon): are you planning to spend all his salary
big dick (canon): Iâm in
big dick (canon): Ugh I havenât eaten anything since the morning
big dick (canon): Can you ask Mingyu to bring me food
hoon: youâre incorrigible
hoon: have you been able to maintain eye contact with him?
big dick (canon): UNFAIR
big dick (canon): You know I can only do that with you
big dick (canon): Since youâre exactly my height
big dick (canon): Hehe
hoon: Iâm blocking u and this number right NEOW
hoon: cannot believe Iâm conversing WILLINGLY with someone who slanders my height
big dick (canon): see u at the barbecue place tonight
big dick (canon): have fun on the song
hoon: Iâm trying to finish it
hoon: cannot believe Iâve gone into a slump
big dick (canon): you know how this can be cured?
big dick (canon): An INTERVIEW
big dick (canon): With yours truly
big dick (canon): Please
hoon: ask someone else
hoon: Soonyoung
big dick (canon): heâs an idol, yes but Â
big dick (canon):Â Iâm terrified heâs going to do at least three tiger impressions
hoon: wrong, heâs going to do at least five
hoon: ugh gotta go
hoon: see u at the dinner
I stare at the dark phone screen for about five minutes after Iâve finished texting Jihoon. His interest in setting me up with one of his friends aside, heâs not wrong. Iâm sexually frustrated, which means Iâm just projecting my desires onto the closest available person, which in this case, happens to be Joshua.
Okay, fair enough, then why not anyone else? The people at my workplace arenât that bad, and some of them are fairly good-looking, so why not them?
As soon as that thought comes into my mind, I shake it away violently. To willingly date someone in the workplace is inviting a whole host of problems, HR notwithstanding. And to imagine the fallout when I eventually break up with them, while still having to work with them in the same officeâno, Iâd rather take a transfer. The only option that remains are Jihoonâs friends, and while theyâre all nice, they can also be terrifying, and therefore, not the best options for dating. Or sleeping around, which is what Jihoon wants me to do.
âUgh, why do I have to have these feelings,â I moan into my pillow. It would have been great if I were born as an amoeba. Or as a plant. No need for my feelings to take centre stage, no need to maintain friendships with annoying people like Jihoon or Joshua. Just peaceful photosynthesis, and being eaten by a random goat on a random Tuesday. I wouldnât even need to go to university. Nothing required. Just basking in the sun.
And unfortunately, because my mind is a little traitor, it focuses on the one thing that I donât want to focus on: Jihoonâs offhand comment about his pecs being bigger than Mingyuâs; which, if I know Jihoon as well as I do, is a blatant lie, but even the thought of it is enough to send me into a downward spiral. What the hell does he mean, he has bigger pecs than Mingyu? Its not as if I want to see them, and let this be known, and made into public record, that Iâve never once wanted to see Jihoonâs pecs.
But.
Of course, its not as if I havenât thought about it. not as far as Jihoon, who apparently masturbated to the thought of me, but of course I have idly wondered, what it would be like. When he came back from the military, its all I could think about for a couple days, before I had to physically slap myself back into reality. Unfortunately for me, his one petty comment about the size of his pectoral muscles, threatens to throw me back into the pits of desperation yet again.
Ugh. I slam my face into the pile of fresh laundry, hoping for it to soothe my nerves. Spoiler alert, it doesnât.
Its at that moment that the chatroom pings again, this time with a message from Joshua.
joshuji: SHE SAID YES!!!!
hoon: congratulations!
big dick (canon): Congratulations!!!
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The barbecue place is good enough for us, but for a dinner celebrating Joshuaâs engagement to Eunseo, it seems a little too shabby. Although given the amount of money heâs spent on an engagement ring (I saw the prices, and I had to stifle a gasp) it can be forgiven. Just this once, as Jihoon said.
Iâve come here late, on purpose. Between the excited texts from Eunseo, who texted me a picture of her ring, and I had to act appropriately surprised, and Joshuaâs infamous enthusiasm for a. showing the world how much he loves his girlfriend and b. to torment his friends, Iâm feeling drained. Iâm dressed for a night of eating greasy food and drinking cheap alcohol: a hoodie borrowed (stolen) from either Jihoon or Joshua, and jeans. I canât even lie to myself and give myself a reason to dress up, because even I canât delude myself into doing that. Jihoon once saw me with day-old vomit on my shirt, and Joshua has seen me dress in my sleepwear for exams week.
The place is filled with smoke, emanating from the meat being cooked on the grills, and it takes me a moment to adjust myself to it all, before I look for the other three. They have all arrived, and according to Jihoon, whoâs sent a message out of his own accord on the chatroom in a long time, theyâre all eating lots of beef.
âYouâre late,â Jihoon grumbles as I approach the table, âI had to sit through half an hour of these two being happy and in love.â
âYouâre a liar,â I say, sliding into the seat next to him, âyou enjoy romance movies.â
âWow, thatâs something I didnât know about him,â Joshua says, with a twinkle in his eyes that I donât want to decode, âhow come you know everything about Jihoon?â
âOccupational hazard,â I reply, reaching for a piece of meat, âevery time you bailed on us to go on a date with Eunseo, Jihoon and I would be forced to hang out together.â
âIt was horrible,â Jihoon agrees, âsheâd force me to watch all these romance movies.â
âSays the man who cried while watching Love Actually.â
Eunseo giggles at that, almost doubling over herself. I narrow my eyes at Joshua, âhave you both been drinking since the afternoon?â
âNo, no, I havenât,â Eunseo wheezes, and itâs unfair how gorgeous she is while laughing, too. Sheâs wearing an apron to prevent grease falling on her expensive clothes, and sheâs still gorgeous. I snort when I laugh, and once Jihoon saw me with mango juice coming out of my nose, âitâs just funny.â
âWhat is?â
She points at the two of us, âyou know, the both of you keep talking about how annoying you find each other, and yet youâre both closer to each other than anyone else. Itâs just so funny to me.â
âJoshua,â Jihoon says, very seriously, âI think your fiancĂ©e has been taking drugs.â
âAt the very least, sheâs insane,â I supply helpfully, âno one in their right minds would date Joshua. Not to mention agreeing to marry him.â
Joshua puts an arm around Eunseo, âstop slandering my fiancĂ©e.â
Jihoon puts a piece of meat into his mouth, trying to change the topic, âhave I mentioned Iâm helping her hook up with someone?â
I cough violently, while Eunseo and Joshua wear twin expressions of confusion. âWait, Jihoon,â Joshua says, âI thought youââ
âI told you not to talk about that!â I wail, a noise thatâs fortunately covered by all the meat-grilling around me, âno, Iâm not going to hook up with any of your friends. Jihoon has terrible taste in people, not to mention that all your friends arenât exactly hook-up material.â
âYou take that back,â he gasps, âwerenât you talking about how youâd like to motorboat Mingyu?â
âThat was platonically!â
âIâm sorry,â Joshua interjects, looking at me as though Iâve sprouted another head, âhow can you, and Iâm just going off on a limb here, motorboat someone platonically?â
âThatâs what I said,â Jihoon grumbles, âshe keeps asking me to set them up once.â
âThatâs because heâs the hottest out of all your friends.â The soju is bitter as I drink it, âif I have to engage in a night of mindless sex, might as well do it with the hottest guy around.â
âKnew it,â Jihoon wags one of his fingers at me, âknew you only wanted Mingyu for his body. How dare you do that to my friend.â
âYou once stole his socks.â
âOnce.â
âFor a whole semester.â
âFair enough.â
âBoth of you,â Joshua says loud enough for us to stop bickering, âexplain it to us properly. What do you mean youâre helping her hook up with one of our friends? And why are you letting him hook you up with one of our friends?â
I shrug, âItâs not a big deal. Besides, you heard us. Itâs only going to be one time.â
âDo I need to give you the talk?â
Jihoon  laughs, âyou do realise sheâs an adult?â
âIâm not saying she canât do anything; Iâm just saying she needs to be careful!
âIf I have to be careful around the rest of the guys, then maybe you shouldnât be friends with them.â
âWhat do you mean she should be careful around the people who have known her for so long?â
âAll of you!â Eunseo claps her hands, and like kindergarten children, we all turn to look at her, sheepish, âJosh,â she turns to the man in question, who looks sufficiently contrite, âlet me have a word.â
As they leave, Jihoon pulls a face. âasshole.â
I take another shot of the soju, âheâs just looking out for me.â
âThen he shouldnât be so overbearing about it.â Jihoon takes a look at me downing another shot, âshould you be drinking this fast?â
âDonât you start.â I say, shaking my head, âIâm going to drink enough to wipe out Joshuaâs bank account.â
Jihoon says nothing, just looks at me, and then, after ten seconds, âdo you want to do it?â
âDo what?â
âThe date. With Mingyu.â
Maybe its just the alcohol getting to my head, or maybe its all this smoke, but his voice seems different. Is he concerned, or is he joking, as per usual? Itâs confusing. Should I blame the alcohol? That seems easier, given how itâs getting to my head. âI donât know.â
âHeâs not that bad, you know. Heâs a good listener, and if you want him to shut up, he will. Heâs great that way.â
I stare at him. Jihoon has a strange look on his face, one that I canât really place. Alcohol. Yes. Blame it on the alcohol. I take another shot, but before I can form a reply to him, Eunseo and Joshua are walking back to the table, hand-in-hand, identical smiles on their faces. As soon as it had come, the look in Jihoonâs eyes is gone, replaced by the usual, blasĂ© attitude he has perfected.
âSorry for being late,â Eunseo breezes as she settles into the table, âJoshua needed to be reminded of adult boundaries.â
âIâm sorry.â Joshua offers by way of an apology, âI overstepped.â
âDamn right you did.â Jihoon mutters.
âApology accepted,â I smile, picking up a piece of meat, âcan you order some more?â
â
Mondays are, unfortunately, the worst. Especially if one spent their Sunday evening drinking enough alcohol to lose half their memories. I slide into my seat at work, yawning as I inspect the things I have to finish working on before the end of the day.
âMorning, sunbae,â a cheery voice says, placing a cup of coffee on my desk, âyou look like shit.â
âNot the time, Seungkwan,â I mutter, pressing two fingers to my forehead, âtoo loud, too loud.â
âHeard you got shitfaced with Jihoon and the others last night,â Seungkwan says louder, âJihoon texted the chat with the others at two in the morning, saying how he was going to take you home.â
âHe did?â thankfully, I have no recollection of this happening, so I just let him fill me in on the details, âall I remember is drinking too much at the barbecue place.â
âCelebrating Joshuaâs engagement, right?â Seungkwanâs smile is irritating, and I hate how cheery he is in the morning, âhe texted about that, too. The pear-cut diamond was, oof, it was something to see.â
âWhy do you know about diamond cuts?â
âI grew up with sisters,â he shrugs, as if growing up with sisters imbued one with all the hidden knowledge of womankind, including, but not limited to, engagement ring diamonds and their specific cuts, âyou pick up stuff from listening.â
âJihoon told you all he took me home?â I ask, âhe doesnât usually say that kind of stuff.â
âYou got especially drunk last night, so he made an exception for you.â Seungkwan grins, leaning in, âwhat do you think about Jihoon?â
âHeâs a pain in my ass.â I mutter, switching on my computer, âalso, go back to work, Seungkwan. Youâre not even supposed to be here until next week!â
âYoo-min quit, so they asked me to join a week early,â he gives me a grin that again, I try not to decode (what is it with all these men and their mysterious grins?) before settling down into the seat next to me, and promptly jumping up to subject me to a ninety-degree bow, âBoo Seungkwan, at your service!â
âUgh,â I wince, waving at him, âsit down, for the love of god, no one needs to be that loud in the mornings.â
âYou are my senior, as it happens, and Iâm very keen on maintaining proper relations.â
âGet me one of those hangover cures.â
âI like the American style.â
â
To no oneâs surprise, Seungkwan is a very competent worker. Heâs a social butterfly, which means that he quickly endears himself to everyone at work, and by the time lunch rolls around, I have to hear praises of Seungkwan from everyone. Itâs terrifying, how competent he is.
Being one of the associate editors, means I have to mostly edit the articles sent in by the reporters on ground, not to mention I get to pick and choose which issue I want to cover. I maintain as much of my professionalism as I can, while having a raging headache.
âSunbae,â Seungkwan approaches me right before lunch, âwill you be going out to cover an article?â
âI have an interview with an author after lunch, so not yet,â I reply, putting the finishing touches on a report sent in by one of our field staff, on some celebrityâs rash driving case, âI have some time.â
âDo you want to have lunch with the rest of us?â he asks, gesturing the group of five waiting behind him, âweâre going to have naengmyeon at the place down the block.â
âI have enough sense to not butt into the affairs of my juniors, Seungkwan,â I say, standing up from my chair, âhere, have the card. Since its your first day here, the office should treat you.â
Seungkwan takes the offered card with a bow, and smiles brightly, âoh, but the editor said weâre having a company dinner tonight? Wonât you be joining us for that?â
âA group dinner?â I ask, and the group behind him nods their head, all in unison. It makes them look like little bobbleheads, for some reason. âSure, Iâll join in.â
âYes!â he seems unusually cheerful about the company dinner, which in my own experience is nothing but a pain that I had to accustom myself with when I joined the paper, âsee you tonight, sunbae!â
âThis kid,â I groan, picking up my coat. The prospect of lunch makes my stomach turn, and now I have to contend with dinner?
I text Jihoon while walking out of the offices. Joshua is busy with his new fiancĂ©e, and Jihoonâs building is far closer to mine that it is to Joshuaâs place of work.
big dick (canon): Are u free
big dick (canon): For lunch
Unless Jihoon texts first, he takes an hour to respond at best, but as soon as I send the message, heâs typing a reply.
hoon: lunch?
hoon: if it isnât lunch Iâm killing u
hoon: dude Iâve never had a block this bad I think Iâm going to go crazy
hoon: not to mention the hangover from last night is crazy
big dick (canon): it is for lunch, you idiot, why would I text u otherwise
big dick (canon): and I can agree on that, my head is killing me
hoon: is hangover soup cool with u
hoon: I know a good place
hoon: meet u at the front of your building in five
hoon: please tell me all the details about Seungkwan
âHe took five minutes to get the editor to warm up to him?â Jihoon cackles, as the lady serves us two steaming bowls of seollongtang, âof course, itâs Seungkwan. He can make anyone warm up to him in minutes.â
âI fear he takes it as a challenge.â I say, spooning the milky broth into my mouth, âah! Its hot!â
âWhy canât you just wait for a while, before eating your food?â Jihoon pours me a glass of water, âdid you die of starvation in your previous life?â
âI donât believe in that.â
âYes, yes, Miss Atheist. Tell me what else our little dongsaeng get up to in the meantime.â
âHeâs not been given a lot of work, given that itâs his first day,â I take another, more tentative sip of the broth, âbut unfortunately, Iâve got to attend another company dinner tomorrow night.â
âAnother company dinner? Havenât you gone through enough pain to consider drinking again, what, barely twenty-four hours later?â
âTwenty-fours is pushing it,â I say, wincing at the sound of my own voice, âugh, this damn hangover. I canât even function. Letâs just eat in silence.â
âYou want a cider?â Jihoon asks, looking around for the owner to ask for two cans of cider, but the owner is faster than him, setting down two cans of soda in front of us with a smile on her face.
âYour boyfriend is very caring.â She tells me, âits so nice to see someone taking care of their girlfriend so well. The sodas are on the house, okay?â
âOh, but heâs notââ even before Iâve finished my sentence, sheâs gone again, tending to her other customers. Jihoon opens one of the cans for me without saying a word.
âWe should stop coming here.â I say, accepting the can from him, âwhy would anyone think that weâre a couple?â
âThey canât accept that men and women can just be friends, thatâs why.â
âToo bad the food is great.â
Jihoon pauses for a moment, then a slow, sly smile spreads all over his face. I know that look. That look does not bode well for me, or for anyone else involved. The first time I saw Jihoon have that look on his face, Seungcheol embarrassed himself so badly in front of a group of first-year students, he refused to come out to any events where Jihoon was invited, for almost a month. This look means that heâs got some sort of evil plan in his mind, one that involves another person and their total embarrassment. He takes a look around the restaurant, and sits up straight. The words that come out of his mouth next, howeverâ
âBabe,â Jihoon says, loud enough for half the restaurant to hear, âdonât you think this place is great?â
What the fuck?
âJihoon, what are you doing?â my voice is a whisper, âtheyâre all looking at us!â
âThatâs the point.â He whispers, before smiling, âyou should say something too, you know. Make the whole thing more believable.â
âI donât want to!â
âThey gave us free sodas; they deserve a special performance at least.â He points to the owner, who looks like sheâs about to break her face from smiling so damn broad, âsorry, my girlfriend is a very shy.â
âOh,â the lady waves it away, âanyone can see you are in love!â
In the end, when Jihoon is paying for our lunches, she takes a final look at the two of us, and croons, âyou two make a lovely couple!â
âWhat the fuck was that?â I turn on Jihoon as soon as we are safely out of the restaurant and far enough for anyone to eavesdrop, âWhy the hell would you tell her that weâre dating?â
âThought you needed a pick-me-up,â Jihoon grins, âat least I got you to stop worrying about things so much.â
âThere are better ways of going about that than telling unsuspecting diner owners that we are dating!â
âIt was funny, you have to admit,â he smiles, and I have to begrudgingly agree, âsee, told you weâd make a cute couple.â
I would rather die than tell Jihoon that I agree with him on anything, so I keep quiet. Thing is; it was rather funny. Especially with how the owner reacted to us.
âAnd later on,â Jihoon says, holding on to my arm as we cross the road, âwhen you come to this place with someone else, you can just tell her that we broke up.â
âYou need to stop talking about how Iâm going to start dating other people.â I mutter, âjust because Iâve got some frustrations I need to work out, doesnât mean Iâm going to go running into the arms of whoever it is who offers first.â
âCareful with that,â he says, standing at the crossroads where heâs supposed to walk towards his building, âyou might end up regretting it.â
And with a single wave, heâs gone. I stand for about five minutes, like an idiot, while the busy crowd walks past me, trying to decode his words. Why would I regret my decision to not date someone just because I need to get over myself? Not to mention Jihoon has been behaving strangely since the previous night.
âSunbae,â Seungkwan materialises next to me, âpenny for your thoughts?â
âJesus!â I narrowly escape jumping three feet into the air, âgive a girl a warning!â
âI did call out,â he pouts. Its disconcerting how adorable he is. âYou were pretty engrossed in looking into the distance to even notice my presence.â
âAre you upset?â
Seungkwan smiles, âif you agree to a badminton match with me over the weekend, Iâll overlook this slight.â
I sigh. âYou drive a hard bargain,â I say, making my way into the building, âsee you at the dinner, then.â
â
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troublemaker â huh yunjin
cw: teacher x student, brat reader, mean yunjin, public sex, fingering, facesitting (y. receiving), pussy eating (both receiving), degration, overstimulation, cum eating, dacryphilia, humiliation kink, mentions of gp chaewon, she takes 1 picture of you and sends it to chae, not rlly proofread..
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anon ask? yes!
âso..whereâs my homework, y/n?â your professor, yunjin questioned you. her eyes were looking you up and down through her glasses with a small smirk on her face.
it was about 5 minutes after class ended, her last class of the day which happens to be your last class. she always tells you to come see her after class, in which you always do but you never know her reasons to why. you clearly show that you honestly donât care for what she has to say and her stupid homework assignment.
which is what youâre doing now, standing infront of her desk with your body resting on your right hip, lollipop in your mouth full on knowing that no candy is allowed in her classroom, and your hand is tapping away at your phone and itâs audible that youâre texting someone due to your phone ringer being on. your just ignoring her question and her lingering stare on your body.
âiâm talking to you, y/n.â her voice is more stern, causing you to roll your eyes and turn your phone off. your eyes finally meeting hers for the first time today.
âlook, i donât have your stupid assignment, kay?â you say, tone harsh and sarcastically smiling at her.
âwatch your tone with me.â yunjin states, eyes darkening and walking towards you.
âhah. make me.â you say, looking up at her eyes. doubting that she would actually do anything. itâs not like she ever did do something whenever you broke her rules or gave her attitude.
but suddenly your body was pushed down to her desk, before taking your skirt and panties off.
âwh-what are you doing?â you question her trying to raise your body up but to no avail.
âteaching you a lesson. now be a good slut and take it.â she says before kneeling down and immediately sucking on your clit making you let out a surprised moan.
you were trying to find anything to grip onto, any coherent thought completely vanished from your mind and only incoherent words that were cut off by your moans and whines spilled out of your mouth. you hands were tangled in her hair, trying to pull her head impossibly closer to you cunt, not caring if she was suffocating but you doubt she cared from the way she was moaning into your cunt.
ânot stopping until your fucked completely dumb and overstimulated, pretty.â yunjin mutters before diving right back into your cunt, nothing but her slurps and your whines filled her classroom.
she hums against your dripping cunt, tongue deep in your hole and her nose nuzzled right against your clit. your moans and whines were like music to her ears, it excites her that sheâs got you this submissive for her. she knows that youâll sound even prettier when she splits your tight cunny with her strap-on.
âyou like this you whore donât you?â she pulls away before she plunges two of her fingers deep into your cunt making you squeal.
itâs not like you can answer her with a complete coherent sentence. but yunjinâs too impatient to wait for you to form a sentence. âgot you too dumb to speak already, dummy?â she taunts, landing a harsh smack to you clit, making you jolt and moan.
yunjin leans back into your drooling cunny, placing sloppy kisses onto your clit before she sucks on your puffy clit once more.
you start to grind your hips onto her face until she pins your hips down.
âah! yunjinâgâna cum!â you moan before cumming all over her face.
she didnt seem to care that your cum was dipping from her chin and on her table because once your vision turned backed to nomal, sheâs latching her mouth onto your juicy cunny once more.
âno! n-no more please, i-iâm sorry!!â you cry, tears falling down your face and desperately pushing her head away from your overstimulated cunt.
she moans into your cunt from the way you tug at her hair but ignored your pleads, forcing your legs that were closing in on her head open. continuing to swirl and suck on your bundle of nerves.
you canât do anything but to sit there and take all that sheâs giving you, body too weak and nothing but moans were coming out of your mouth.
she sucks all on your cunt, drinking up all the cum before pulling away with a loud pop!
she finally stands up from her kneeling position. pulling her pencil skirt down and her soaked panties off.
âyour so cute when your an obedient slut thatâs not being a lil troublemaker.â she mocks before climbing up your body.
âi fucked you so good itâs only right to return the favor, right?â yunjin asks, letting you nod your head, looking up at her with nothing but lust.
she giggles before sitting completely down on your face, all of her weight landing on you. and you to work immediately, arms wrapping about her legs and letting her roll her hips onto you face.
âyouâre such a good slut when someone fucks it into you.â yunjin moans, rocking her hips slowly into your mouth.
she began to squeeze your head in between her plush thighs when your nose hits her clit everytime she rolls her hips into you. she begins to grip on your hair, hips rolling quicker from the pleasure, âfuck! just like that, s-soâfuck! so good for me,â she moans.
âwhat would y-your friend, chaewon think aboutângh!â think about you getting bitched by your professor?â she questions you, making you moan into her dripping cunt, hips jolting up into the air. âfuck, sheâd probably cum in her pants just from watching me use your pretty lilâ face. i see the way she looks at you, hiding her boner,â she continued through staggered breath.
âoh fuck!â she moans loudly, her back is arched, squeezing her legs around your head, âr-right there! holy shiââ
she cums all over your face, slowly grinding her dripping cunt down onto your face until she finally gets up and lets you breathe.
yunjin sits down on your tummy, grabbing your phone before forcing you to unlock it. she does a few tapping before she smiles at you, âsmile for the picture,â she says as the camera flashes. creating a photo of your face covered in globs of her cum and tear stains.
âletâs see what your pervy little friend chaewon thinks of this.â she says as she types something up on your phone before you hear the sending message.
âwe should do this more often, only next time. bring chaewon over so i can fuck the both of you dumb.â
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nsfw. | MDI.
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THE ORIGINAL PLAN FOR YOUR ONE-HOUR LUNCH BREAK WAS AS FOLLOWSâ surprise toji at his tattoo parlor with chinese takeout, spend and enjoy time with your husband as you both eat said takeout and make it back to work before 2 pm.
you hadnât even made it to step two when the plan quickly becameâ toji making you cum as many times as you could bear before 2 pm. it was 1:25 now. by this time, you had orgasmed twice.
but toji was ever determined to make it a third.
that's how you ended up in his back office at âcursed ink tattoo shopâ on his peeling black leather sofa spread ass up; face down over the arm of the couch getting fucked stupid.
clothing and undergarments lay strewn haphazardly across the room, a testament to the fervor of the past few rounds. tojiâs dominating presence was accentuated by the sheen of sweat glistening on his powerful form, each drop reflecting the dim light.
he held your hands firmly behind your back, his grip unyielding as he pressed them down, deepening the curve of your arch. with his free hand, he braced himself against the back of the sofa, his muscles tensed to maintain his balance and control.
with every thrust into you, you could feel your abused walls tightening around him. the pain was intense but the pleasure was far fucking greater.
âi can't quite--," your husband tenses in between his powerful strokes. "hear you, woman. speak up."
he knew what he was doing. when he fucked you like thisâ like a madmanâ you were always lost for words. the way he rammed his thickness into you at such a force, your only response was the loud lewd moans escaping your lips.
this doesn't suffice for toji.
with a deliberate, firm release of your wrists, his hand slides around to grasp your chin, his grip intense as he forces you to meet his gaze. he leans in, his breath mingling with yours, drawing your face closer to his until youâre mere breaths apart, a deep hunger in his navy eyes.
"should i stop? is that what you want? for me to stop fucking you?"
though his words are threatening, his pacing does not falter. he continues to pound his thick length into your soaking cunt.
"huh?" he growls, awaiting your response.
you choke on your moans. you felt unable to form a coherent sentence, thus furiously shaking your head in protest. "n-no. fuck- augh,"
"then let me fucking hear you, baby," he whispers in your ear. his hypnotizing tone sends shivers down your spine down to the pool between your legs. "wanna hear you scream my name mrs. fushiguro."
he loosens his grip on your chin and guides your forearms to rest on the arm of the sofa. pressing his body against your back, you can feel the slickness of sweat causing your bodies to cling together.
he leans in and plants a soft kiss on your shoulder, his breath warm against your skin.
toji drastically slows his pace; allowing you to catch your breath and regain your composure. albeit further delaying your orgasm. you whine in complaint.
he gently shushes you, wrapping his muscular bicep around your barred throat. his touch is firm yet tender, applying just enough pressure to hold you in place while eliciting a soft, controlled choke.
he teasingly pulls out, thrusting himself agonizing slowlyâ back in. bottoming out, he asks, "whose dick is this?"
"mine." you sputter.
"thats right.â he drags his tip along the folds of your cunt. âwhose pussy is this?"
"yours. all yours."
his hips connect with your ass. the force rocking you forward, a moan catching in your throat.
"good girl." he praises. he thumbs his fingers between your nipples. pinching and twisting softly. "who fucks you like this?"
"just you toji. only you baby. please, feels so good i'm gonna cum. was having a bad day, i need it.â
your responses seem to please him, as he speeds up his pace. he abandons his assault on your nipples and finds purchase on your clit. tracing circles against your bud.
"aww, my poor wife was having a bad day at work? maybe after i let you cum this third time, it'll get better." he drawls.
he wasnât lying; work had built up a pent-up tension deep within you. If there was any way to release the stress weighing on your shoulders, toji was the perfect remedy.
as if reading your thoughts, he quickens his movements. your walls suck him in deeper, tightening well around him. his groans like music to your ears. "you feel so good y/n. you're so beautiful like this. 'm gonna nut from the sight of you. "
the praise gives you a boost of confidence as you were unable to differentiate what felt better? the pressure of him pinching and massaging your clit or the feeling of him massaging your guts and hitting all the right spots.
you rotate your hips around him, almost as if you were fucking him right back, and toji moans with you. you chant his name like a broken record. you can't help yourself. It's the only thing you can think of. him. him. him.
his arm tightens against your throat in response to you clenching around his length. your pussy pulsates, your orgasm nearing its release as he hits that one spot- over and over andâ
in sync, you cry out as you cream around his dick; feeling tojiâs hot loads shooting inside of you. your juices flowing together, coating your walls and spilling out of you as toji removes himself.
the room was filled with the sounds of panting as the two of you fought to catch your breath.
toji is the first to move. he presses soft kisses against your lips before he opts a glance at his wristwatch and stands.
âwell then mrs fushiguro, it's one thirty-seven." he remarks, casually sauntering around the room in search of your scattered clothing. "iâd say we have fifteen minutes to fix you up, get some food in your stomachâ Lords knows youâve had enough of me in there,â you snort. âand on the way to work before two.â
he pads in front of you, in all his six foot two perfectly muscled glory. he was no longer erect, but that hadn't diminished his length in the slightest. he motions for you to take your clothing.
âwait,â you begin. he quirks a brow. âyou made me cum three times. least i can do is give you one more so that weâre even. yeah?â
âyou sure? ain't you hungry?â he asks, cupping your hands against his face. his thumb swiping across your parted lips. you captured his thumb into your mouth, swirling your tongue against his finger. looking up at him beneath your lashes, you suck softly.
he pulls his thumb out of your mouth with a soft pop and groans. "hungry for something else that's for sure." you reply, eyeing his growing erection.
you grin lustfully as he runs his fingers through your hair, eventually grasping a fistful.
"fucking hell," he says under his breath; tossing your clothes to the side. "do your worst woman."
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angel baby | lee heeseung.
synopsis: finding his girl angelic isn't a crime ! after seeing you in the prettiest lingerie you own, heeseung gets riled up ... fast. âș pairings & contents: bf!heeseung x fem!reader ⧠warnings: lingeries, use of nicknames (baby, angel, beautiful girl) ââââââ PART 1 - PART 2
you (and let's be honest, your longterm boyfriend, heeseung) absolutely love lingeries. who can blame you? they're sexy AND cute â and mostly comfy. you were trying on a new cherry colored lingerie you recently bought online on a whim -- you couldn't resist after seeing it of course.
checking yourself out in the mirror, and taking a mirror selfie â you wondered if heeseung would like this set. you admire yourself in the mirror, when you hear a small "fuck" whisper and you head perks up to where the noise was â heeseung, leaning against the doorframe.
"don't mind me baby, just enjoying the view" heeseung said, with a smug look on his face, walking towards you.
"you look... breathtaking, angel" he breathed out, his hands urging to rip it off your body and have you right there, but no! "self control heeseung, self control!" he told himself as he went up to you. you smiled at him before looking back at the mirror. "it's so pretty, right? i'm glad you like it" you giggle. heeseung doesn't say anything as he hugs you from behind, whispering in your ear -- "my beautiful girl", and his tone makes you chuckle. "thank you hee". a few minutes of silence later â
"can i touch you, baby?" heeseung blurts out â immediately regretting what he said as your eyes widen. "whatâ?" you tilt your head in confusion but a devious smirk creeps itself onto your lips as you turn around. "no, baby -- i meanâ" heeseung tries forming a coherent sentence, but he's too mesmerized by your semi-exposed chest to do so. "you know hee, i can see you staring at my tits?" you let out a chuckle. his hands roam around your body, cupping one of your breaths and squeezing them, making you let out a whimper.
"is it okay if i keep going, baby?" heeseung asks softly, a small smirk on his lips as you nod rather eagerly.
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Do you have any regressor Nightcrawler headcanons?
YEAESYESTWSYESTES
sorry. Iâm a really normal person about Kurt, I promise.
Regressor!Nightcrawler Headcanons
đ«Kurt regresses from 1-8. So much baby fits into that little guy
đ«If heâs regressed smaller he is a picky eater and I mean as picky as picky can be
đ«When hes 6-8 though? That little guy will eat handfuls of dirt if left unattended
đ«He has done that. On multiple occasions.
đ«Heâs a padded baby and cautionary kid, having someone watch him every 5 seconds so he doesnât eat dirt or have an accident
đ«Very much likes building blocks, like the wooden ones
đ«Builds towers and just stares at them
đ«He will sit for hours watching the blocks do nothing like 0_o
đ«Itâs quite cute actually, and slightly disturbing
đ«He is a cuddle bug, bamfing into your arms every chance he gets
đ«He gets along with other regressors but prefers to be with just his cg/sitter when baby
đ«Especially because they knock down his block towers (Logan)
đ«But itâs mainly cause he can only say limited words and mainly babbles or whines
đ«Baby Kurt is bottle fed and he loves it, he gets to cling to his cg while they feed him and run their fingers through his hair
đ«He loves being swaddled and carried
đ«Just being carried in general
đ«He will lay on the floor and whine to be picked up despite being table to teleport
đ«Toddler/kid Kurt is like the textbook definition of feral toddler
đ«He is outside. Do not bring him inside.
đ«He is in the dirt 90% of the time, he does outside all squeaky clean and comes back in with his fur mud clad and like 10 new bruises, cuts and bug bites
đ«He doesnât even notice them till someone points them out
đ«Love hate relationship with plasters, on one hand he loves the fun designs but on the other hand ouchy they hurt when they rip his fur off while being taken off
đ«Heâs a friend to the insects, showing his cg/sitter or friends all the caterpillars and beetles that crawl on him
đ«He is definitely more social as a kid/toddler, mainly cause he can form coherent sentences
đ«Prefers if his playmates are also in more of a toddler headspace but thereâs been plenty of times the team have seen Kurt playing with baby Logan while using his tail to hold up a bottle or sippy cup for him
đ«He holds everything with his tail cause it leaves his hands free
đ«Heâll hold his sippy cup with it so he can use both hands to make mud pies or macaroni artwork
đ«His favourite snack, no matter how small or big he is, is bananas and yoghurt. Chopped bananas and yoghurt.
đ«Heâs not prone to tantrums but thatâs not to say he hasnât thrown them
đ«He will yell and bite and oh good god do those bites hurt
đ«He has sharp little fangs that will make whoever heâs bitten bleed
đ«Heâll bamf away till someone finds him and puts him in time out
đ«He cries the whole time heâs in time out, sitting on a chair in the naughty corner
đ«He will very sincerely apologise to anyone he bit or yelled at while crying
đ«Might even make them a drawing or a colouring page as an apology gift
đ«He will also tail behind them with his tail between his legs and ears dropped
đ«Despite being able to communicate better while regressed older he will revert to German sometimes and gets very frustrated when the others donât automatically know what heâs saying
đ«He really likes toy cars and rolling them at people so they roll them back to him
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hello, back at it again with another request <333
sub!sam monroe with an alternative dom!reader? like eyeliner, edgy music, piercings, the works
reader absolutely degrades the fuck out of poor sam and perhaps overstimulates him?? i mean he did cum from literally just kissing in the film so it does not take much to make the poor boy riled the hell up
iâm sorry if this is weirdly specific or too broad, this is purely self-insert for me as an alternative girlie whose spirit animal is sam monroe
âsugar honey ice & teaâ
as an alternative girly i catch the vibes
nsfw âŽ
heavy degradation, dracyphilla, handjob, overstimulation
[ âbitchâ âwhoreâ âslutâ ]
a few months ago sam decided to brat out big time which resulted in you giving him a lesson by giving him a new rule - that he cant get off without your help, which leads us tonight.
you sit on the edge of your bed, finally taking off your platform boots, standing back up to your dresser taking off your various necklaces and bracelets.
your phone buzzes, itâs ts sam texting you. what on earth does he want at 1:28am?.
you open the text from sam that reads âneed your helpâ, you smirk to yourself and respond with a simple, âcome here then.â
you swear it hadnât even been five minutes when your door bursts open, you look at him, panting, flushed, and a prominent outline in his pants. âoh baby, cmereâ, it takes him a moment to process your words but once he does he slams the door behind him and immediately sits down on the bed.
when you dont immediately start kissing him he looks at you and pouts âpleaseâ. you usher him so heâs lying down comfortably, and so you can straddle him. he lets out a whimper at the feeling of you sitting on him.
you start putting your hands under his black shirt, making him shiver from the cold rings on his hot body. you pull the shirt over his head, and immediately start kissing his neck, he starts squirming, he canât hold on this long, he held on all day. you pitch his nipple making him whine, âstop squirming bitchâ. you start harshly sucking on his sweet spot making him moan out âpleaseâ.
ignoring his plea, you start moving down to his collarbones, leaving marks here and there, you make your way down to the top of his pants. holding your fingers over the button of his jeans looking up at him until he mumbles an, âoffâ. you get his jeans off just leaving him in his boxers, with a clear precum stain, you chuckle, âwhat do we have here hm?â he squeezes his eyes shut for a moment to somehow avoid you. âjesus youâre hard as a rock sam.â you move your hand to run it over his dick sitting uncomfortably hard in his boxers, he whines âpleaseâ.
in one quick motion you remove his boxers, running one finger lightly up his shaft, making it twitch, you hold your palm up to his mouth, âspitâ, he spits into your palm. âyouâre a dirty little thing sam.â you say, as you move your hand back down and finally wrap your fist around his aching dick. he hisses and throws his head back, you start to jerk him off quickly, making him jolt. you slow down your movements giving him a moment to breathe before speeding up again. âf-fuckâ he cries out.
you use your spare hand to push on the bruises you made earlier, making him wince. âyou like that dont you? such a little slut for me, arent you?â his fists are gripping the sheets, his chest is all red, along with his face. âare you gonna be a good little whore for me sam?â he starts nodding frantically unable to form a coherent sentence. âshow me how good then. cum for me.â at this he lets out an absolutely whoreish moan, and cums hard, painting your fist white, heâs letting out breathy moans and whimpers as you stroke him through it.
you leave a kiss on his hip bone as you keep stroking him, his legs start shaking, and he looks at you pleading, his eyes begin to tear up at the overstimulation hits him. âbe a good slut for me sam, you can give me another one.â he starts shaking his head in disagreement, you grab his chin with your free hand, âit doesnt matter what you want, youre gonna give it to me, because thats what whores like you do.â
the tears fall out of his eyes, the eyeliner that was once on his eyes, is now falling down his cheeks, staining them.
he lets out a hiss as you swipe your thumb across the tip, âoh- imâ his dick starts twitching, legs start shaking even more, with your free hand you grab one of his, letting him hold onto you. he starts letting out incoherent babbles, and you squeeze his hand. âyou can do it sam, cmon give it to meâ and with that, heâs cumming for a second time, moaning, whimpering, whining, the whole lot.
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Everything stays in the family: Part Five
Park Jihyo x G!P Huh Yunjin
Word Count:Â 3.7K
TW: Incest.
[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4]
DISCLAIMER: I'm adding this disclaimer because I think it's necessary.
This story have some taboo themes like incesto to name one. I need to say that obviously some of the things I wrote here aren't good and by any means I'm trying to make it look like good and normal things. Read at your own discretion.
Everything you see here is fiction and many things in this story are not really good. This is for fun and only for that. Also, all the characters you see here are adults and Jihyo is older, but I'm not specifying how old she is.
Another thing to say is that I have no clue about how human bodies actually work, so you can't expect me to be very accurate about some things. I'm not saying what because I want you to figure it out as you read.
Summary: Things in Yunjin's life really turn upside down when someone unexpected returns from her past. After that everything becomes chaos in her life.
CHAPTER FIVE
Yunjin's blood ran cold instantly. All the embracing heat she had been feeling until then left her body in a rush, giving way to an icy cold that threatened to turn her into an ice statue. She had been so immersed in her own fantasies and the pleasure she was feeling, that she was not able to hear Jihyo's footsteps approaching the laundry room.
âYunjin, I asked you a question.â Forcing her arm to move, Yunjin moved the worn thong away from her face, but kept her grip on the garment covering her cock. âAre you not planning to respond?â
âJihyo, IâŠâ She didn't know what to say, even without looking at her mother the redhead couldn't find the right words to respond. But frankly those words might not have existed. Because what can you say to your mother when she catches you masturbating with her used panties? There was no way to articulate a coherent sentence to answer that question.
âHuh Yunjin. I swear if I have to ask you one more time I'm going to be really angry.â The truth was that could not be heard any anger in Jihyo's voice. Maybe upset, yes, but not angry. Which was strange because the normal thing would have been for her to get very angry right away. After all, no matter how much Jihyo asked, the truth was that Yunjin still had the older woman's thong tightly wrapped around her penis. Not only that, but said garment was covered in Yunjin's thick semen.
The redhead turned around slowly, as slowly as she had moved the black panties away from her face, trying to bend over in a pathetic attempt to hide her crotch. But the truth was that nothing could separate her from Jihyo's inquisitive gaze. Because although she didn't sound angry, she was frowning and was drilling her daughter with her gaze.
It was clear that Jihyo had gone to the laundry room to leave more dirty clothes because at her feet there was a small pile of clothes, which she had presumably dropped when she found Yunjin in that embarrassing situation. The woman was wearing a two-piece light blue silk pajama, shorts and a tank top, so it was also clear that she had planned to go to bed early that day. Sadly for Yunjin that had not happened and instead Jihyo had decided to finish leaving the dirty clothes where they belonged.
âJihyo, sorry.â The words barely left Yunjin's lips, her mouth had gone dry and a lump had formed in her throat. Plus the redhead didn't dare look the older woman in the eyes, she didn't want to be judged by that severe look. âPlease don't think anything strange about me, IâŠâ
âYou still don't answer my question.â Jihyo cut her off.
âYes, it is what it seems, but pleaseâŠâ
âI want to hear you say it. Tell me what you were doing.â
âIâŠIâŠâ Yunjin couldn't fathom the idea of saying out loud what he had been doing, much less saying it in front of her mother. But she knew that if she didn't she would be stuck here forever, it was better to do it once and for all. âI was masturbating with your underwear.â Yunjin could feel the blood rushing to her face again,dyeing it red.
But instead of starting to scold her, Jihyo stretched out her hand towards Yunjin. âGive them to me.â She stayed for a few seconds with her hand open waiting for Yunjin to act. âYunjin hand me my panties right now.â The tone with which she spoke was firm.
The redhead didn't want to take her hand off her crotch, partly to avoid revealing her member and partly because she didn't want to give the dirty garment to her mother. But she knew that it was better not to disobey Park Jihyo when she had given you an order, and this was not going to be the time that she did not listen to the woman. So, full of shame, Yunjin put the underwear in her mother's hand.
Jihyo took the garment and held it up to examine it better. She stretched it out and saw how it was soaked with her daughter's semen, it was so much that it stuck to her hand and a few drops fell to the floor. She then tightened the garment causing more semen to leak out and smear all over her hand and threw the garment onto the pile of dirty clothes at her feet.
âWhat were you doing with the other pair?â
Yunjin was too embarrassed to admit that she had been sniffing the worn garment, but at least it wasn't covered in her fluids. âI was smelling them.â She said finally looking at the floor from the weight of shame.
âLittle pervert, do you like the smell of my vagina?â The question threw Yunjin a little because it wasn't at all what she had been expecting.
"Yeah." That brief statement did not at all reflect how much Yunjin had enjoyed smelling Jihyo's panties. She had the urge to tell her that she thought it was the most wonderful scent in the world and that she would give anything to smell it again, but she managed to do it and hold back. If she said any of those things right now it would only make her situation worse.
âOn your knees, right now.â Yunjin thought for a second if she heard correctly, because she didn't understand why Jihyo wanted her to kneel, but she prepared to beg for forgiveness like that. In the midst of her confusion she forgot to put her penis back inside her pants, plus one of her knees ended up on the panties full of semen that Jihyo had dropped a few moments ago. âIf you wanted to smell so bad, you should have asked.â
Even more confused than before, Yunjin watched as her mother put her hands on the hem of her shorts and began to lower it, sliding the garment over her toned thighs. She then folded the shorts and left them on the floor a little away from the pile of dirty clothes. What came next confused the redhead even more because now Jihyo was taking off her panties. In the same way as she did before, she folded the garment and left it on top of the shorts before standing in front of her daughter.
Right now Yunjin was kneeling on the floor looking up at Jihyo who was wearing nothing but a pajama top, which showed a lot of her tits and abdomen. But what really caught the redhead's attention was her mother's crotch. In front of her she could see the vagina she had been fantasizing about all day. Yunjin was perfectly able to see the delicate but thick lips of Jihyo's vulva, the small bud that hid her clitoris, and the perfectly manicured patch of hair on her mons pubic. In Yunjin's opinion it was the most perfect vagina she had ever seen in her life, but that wasn't something she was going to say right now.
Yunjin didn't understand what was going on or what Jihyo wanted, but she was sure she could spend hours staring at the older woman's private parts. Such a perfect creation should be admired and adored, and the redhead was precisely in a position to do that. It was as if she was kneeling worshiping an omnipotent goddess, and thanking her for letting her exist on the same material plane as her. Except for the small detail that she was actually staring hungrily at her mother's crotch.
âAren't you going to sniff? Isn't that what you wanted?â Jihyo's questions brought the redhead out of her reverie and made her swallow, laboriously because she still felt a lump in her throat. Did the older woman really want Yunjin to sniff her vagina? This had to be some kind of joke because there was no chance in the entire world that instead of getting a reprimand she would be receiving an reward like this. Although there was also the possibility that Jihyo was playing with her and just wanted to make her look like an even bigger pervert, so she could later accuse her to her father.
All kinds of terrible thoughts crossed Yunjin's mind at that moment, each one worse than the last. She imagined herself being kicked out of the house, having to drop out of college, and even having to turn to her biological mother after everything that had happened. But fortunately for the redhead, none of that would ever happen, although she didn't know it yet.
âBe a good girl and obey your mother.â The sudden mention of the word âMotherâ caused an unexpected effect on Yunjin. The girl knew that what she was doing right now was wrong and totally prohibited under normal circumstances, but it had already become clear that these were not normal circumstances. So hearing Jihyo refer to herself as her mother only made her want this even more.
Allowing herself to be carried away by the moment, and obeying her mother, Yunjin closed her eyes and brought her face closer to Jihyo's crotch. Without touching her, she inhaled strongly, instantly feeling how her nostrils were filled with the aroma of the woman's vagina. Sniffing from the very source of that wonderful aroma was even better than doing it from used panties, there was no possible comparison. Now Yunjin could feel every delicate note in the woman's scent, as if she were sniffing an expensive wine before tasting it. And that was exactly what she wanted to do, Yunjin wanted to test if the taste of that perfect vagina was also much better from the source.
The mere thought of being able to lick Jihyo's fluids directly from the woman was causing her mouth to water. She was so close that it would be a sin, even greater than what she was already doing, not to get to taste her mother's sweet nectar. If after all she had already gotten into trouble. What mattered one more? That's how, feeling that she had nothing more to lose, Yunjin stuck out her tongue and gave Jihyo's vagina a slow and surprising lick.
The redhead slid her tongue along her mother's slit, causing the latter to jump in surprise, but she remained standing firmly in front of her daughter. âYou couldn't just stay with the aroma, you also had to taste, right?â Then Jihyo stroked Yunjin's hair with the same hand that was still stained with cum, causing the white fluid to stick to her daughter's hair, and gently pressed the redhead's head closer to her crotch.
Yunjin understood this action as an invitation to continue testing, so new licks invaded the woman's slit. Jihyo's glorious nectar quickly began to gush out and invade the redhead's senses. Now the flavor and aroma were more intense than before, Yunjin felt the fluids slide over her tongue as she continued licking again and again. Slowly but steadily,sorting out her mother's petals with each new movement of her warm muscle.
Soon this was not enough for Yunjin, and noticing that Jihyo continued stroking her hair and pressing her head, the redhead sealed her lips in a chaste kiss on her mother's vulva. She then opened her mouth and prepared to eat Jihyo's vagina. Her lips danced along with Jihyo's petals in a perverted kiss that strayed from all conventional ways of relating between a mother and her daughter. But that was what made it so precious to Yunjin, the fact that this act was highly prohibited gave the redhead more pleasure. It was as if knowing that the act she was carrying out will add an extra flavor to Jihyo's fluids, as if that whole twisted situation did nothing but make Yunjin more and more addicted to a nectar that should be totally forbidden to her.
But yet here it was. In the cold laundry room, kneeling over a pair of panties soaked in her own cum, and with her face buried in her mother's crotch while she practically devoured her vagina. And although Yunjin couldn't see it, Jihyo had her eyes closed and her mouth open in a moan that never came out of her, showing that she was also enjoying that twisted situation. Of course, that was more than evident if you took into account how much she had gotten wet, since she was practically soaked because of her daughter. At this point the woman's sweet and delicate nectar was dripping down Yunjin's chin, combined with the young woman's own saliva.
Because when you devour like Yunjin was doing right now, you don't get to worry about manners. There's no concern for decor or niceties, Yunjin was simply doing her best to satisfy this newfound hunger for her mother's fluids. That's how she slid her hands down the woman's powerful thighs, until she brought them to her plump ass. Where she held on to both buttocks as if her life depended on it, as if she felt that Jihyo was going to slip away at any moment, thus putting an end to this twisted situation. But the truth was that the woman was frankly not thinking about that right now.
As had already become clear, Jihyo was also enjoying it and right now she had her fingers intertwined with Yunjin's hair while holding the redhead's head firmly. She also didn't want her daughter to go anywhere, she wanted her to stay right there and continue doing as good a job as she had been doing. She also knew that this wasn't right, that she was taking their relationship into territory where it was never supposed to be, but it felt so good that pleasure was clouding her mind right now. The fact that Yunjin showed a hunger for her that not even her husband had had pushed her out of her mind.
At first Jihyo had only thought about giving Yunjin a reprimand. It's true that she made her kneel and smell her crotch, but that was to give the perverted young woman a lesson. Maybe she had gone too far with the punishment, since Jihyo was no one to admonish the young girl for doing perverted things. Even more so when that same afternoon she had practically given her permission to masturbate anywhere in the house. Although Yunjin was no longer a teenager, she was still at that age where it was easy to get carried away by hormones, so it was normal for her to have those impulses. Added to all that, just that same morning the redhead had found Jihyo fucking herself with a vibrator, being so lost in her pleasure that she didn't hear her arrive. It was curious how the situation had reversed hours later.
For all that, Jihyo didn't believe that Yunjin had to be punished severely. So letting her directly smell her vagina just once, and then banning her from doing so for life was torture enough in the woman's eyes. The problem was that Jihyo's libido was through the roof due to the pregnancy and the stress caused by work, so she was in need of a real touch. And it was precisely that need that made her bow before Yunjin's tongue. Jihyo was so needy that masturbating no longer fully satisfied her, so the gentle touch of Yunjin's tongue sent her tumbling off a cliff she had never expected to be on.
Right now her daughter's skillful tongue was exploring the deepest confines of Jihyo's vagina, in a way that had not been explored for longer than she wanted. The muscle gathered as much nectar as possible and then brought it to Yunjin's mouth to feed the needy young woman, only causing her appetite to increase with each new lick.
The aroma, the taste, the way Jihyo's pubic hair caressed her face, and the way her firm buttocks melted in the young woman's hands were driving Yunjin crazy. Making her devour her mother's vulva with fervent hunger. It was perhaps the most passionate and needy kiss that she had given in her life, and also by far the most perverted and exciting. Yunjin's cock was throbbing with pain because it wasn't being attended to, but right now the redhead's hands were glued to her mother's glorious ass and she had no intention of getting her out of there.
That is until abandoning to her lowest instincts, Yunjin accidentally grazed the woman's delicate clitoris with her teeth. Which caused Jihyo to pull her away from her crotch and look directly at her. Yunjin looked back at her with pleading eyes because she thought that everything had come to this point, that her mother had reconsidered and had come to her senses. But again she was wrong.
"Dear. âI know you are desperate, but you have to be gentle with your mother.â Jihyo caressed her face lovingly before holding her head again. âIf you promise to behave, I will let you continue eating.â
âI'm sorry mother, it won't happen again.â Yunjin didn't understand why she had called her mother in a situation like this, but that seemed to intensify the strange relationship they were having right now.
"Good girl. Now keep eating. I'm very near." Jihyo pressed Yunjin's face against her crotch again, but this time instead of just keeping her close to her, the woman decided it was time to go for more, so she started moving her hips, practically fucking her daughter's face.
Jihyo rubbed her crotch, putting special emphasis on letting Yunjin continue using that tongue that had turned out to be so skillful. From the noises the woman had occasionally heard coming from her daughter's room, Yunjin had had quite a bit of practice with Chaewon. Which right now Jihyo thanked greatly for all the pleasure she was receiving.
The older woman had her toes curled in anticipation of the orgasm that was getting closer and closer. She was so close to finally climaxing that she felt almost like she was rising. Earlier that day Yunjin had ruined her orgasm by barging into her room, and she hadn't been able to masturbate anymore after that, so she had been in a weird mood all day. She had been rubbing her thighs together to get some friction, and had even sneakily rubbed her vagina in a pathetic attempt to receive some pleasure. Which had made her wet the panties that Yunjin had been smelling, so it seemed fair that now it was precisely her daughter who led her to the much-precious orgasm. A climax that didn't take long to arrive.
Yunjin had put so much effort into practically devouring her that all her work quickly paid off, pushing Jihyo into the release she had long awaited. Jihyo stood still as she came, releasing a thick stream of his fluids onto Yunjin's face, who received the liquid with her mouth open, trying to swallow as much of that precious nectar as possible.
"Good girl." Jihyo said between small gasps, while the electric sensations still ran through her body, the product of that precious sexual climax. She stood there for a moment, stroking her daughter's hair and scratching the back of her neck as a sign of gratitude. As if more than a good girl, it was an obedient puppy.
Right now the only evidence that Jihyo had had an orgasm seconds ago was her somewhat labored breathing, and that she had to move back to find support because her legs were shaking. The woman leaned her weight against the wall trying to regain her composure, while her mind was still somewhat clouded by pleasure. Yunjin, meanwhile, remained on her knees, still savoring the feast she had just devoured, not really understanding if she had permission to stand up or not.
The only thing certain right now was that both women were avoiding eye contact. Furthermore, a strange silence had taken over the room, which until a few moments ago had been filled with the wet sounds that Yunjin made when performing oral sex on her mother. Neither of them knew what to say, or if it was wise to say anything in that situation. They were both regaining their common sense from the clutches of lust, so they were beginning to understand what they had just done. Yunjin had performed oral sex on her stepmother, her father's wife, the woman she now called her mother.
Both of their cheeks were red with embarrassment, no longer from arousal, and a sense of guilt was spreading through them like a wildfire. Jihyo had cheated on her husband with her own daughter, someone much younger than her and whom she was supposed to take care of. Not letting her perform oral sex to the point of filling her face with her fluids.
But despite all the negative implications, they both knew deep down that they had enjoyed it. How else they could explain Jihyo's orgasm, or why Yunjin's penis was still hard? Oh, the pleasure they had felt had been very real, and they both knew it had been the best sexual encounter they had had in weeks.
Jihyo was the first to decide to act, mostly driven by the fact that she was the responsible adult here. So she cleared her throat before bending down to pick up her underwear and pajama shorts, but she made no attempt to put them on, it was unnecessary to try to cover herself. Yunjin had seen her private parts twice that day, and one of them had been from very, very, close.
âYunjin⊠Don't forget to finish putting the clothes in the washing machine and turn it on.â Apparently Jihyo had decided for now to pretend that nothing had happened, which unnerved Yunjin a little. But before she could reply the woman spoke again. âYou should take a shower, your face and hair are stained.â And before Yunjin could answer that the woman turned and walked away, leaving the redhead alone in the laundry room. Still on her knees over the panties she had soiled with her own semen. Still with her penis out in an erection that was slowly declining, and with her head and heart very confused.
#twice#twice smut#le serrafim#le sserafim smut#jihyo smut#yunjin smut#yunjin x jihyo#This is kinda dead dove#fanfic
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CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT đ©âĄđȘ
(Book #1 of the Hellfire Gentlemen's Club series)
strip club owner!eddie x fem!exotic dancer!hargrove!reader
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Chapter 003: Best Buds
Itâs BYOB (bring your own bud) night at Hellfire Gentlemenâs Club. With everyone under the influence, things start to get⊠a little complicated.
* = somewhat smut
** = smut
âł chapters: 001, 002*, 003** , 004**, 005 , 006 , 007* , 008**, 009, 010, 011, 012* , 013**, 014**, 015, 016**, 017, 018, 019, 020*
word count: 8k
warnings & disclaimers â slow burn, brief smut, p in v sex, protected sex, implications that steve is a long boi voyeurism, marijuana use, alcohol use, sexual harassment, physical altercations, NSFW, talks of a daddy/master kink, stripping, pole dancing, mutual pining, flirting, mentions of previous sexual abuse, profanities
* AUTHORS NOTE AT END OF CHAPTER â€ïžâđ„ *
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Chapter 002 recap
"Doing it for Max," you remind yourself while fixing your hair in the mirror in front of you.
You reach for your phone to see the amount of time that has transpired since the private show with Steve. But the clock wasn't your concern when your Home Screen lights up.
Your heart nearly sinks to the floor.
Billy Hargrove
1 Missed Call
Billy Hargrove iMessage: 1 message
You open it.
What the actual fuck.
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Chapter 003
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âHi Iâm Hell, itâs nice to meet ya.â
âFUCK! Oh my god â fuck!â
Steve Harrington is definitely not a loser.
An assortment of mewls and profanities fill the hot air of Steveâs bedroom as he fucks you mercilessly into the mattress, the frame of his bed rattling to the speed of his deep, punishing thrusts.
Itâs 7 AM.
Though youâre typically not an early riser, youâre more inclined to be if you were promised this type of treatment every day.
âFuck!â you squeal again, knuckles sheet-white from how tightly youâre holding onto Steveâs linens. âRight there, SteveâŠâ
Steveâs grip, meanwhile, rests at either side of your hips as he pistons himself further into your sopping, spongy heat. Too cock-drunk to even form a coherent sentence, you feel your eyes roll to the back of your head while you take his unforgiving length from behind.
âYeah, you like that baby?â he coos. âYou like how deep I feel inside of you?â
You nod. âYes⊠yesâŠI-I love it.â
âLooks like Iâm fucking you back to sleep again, arenât I?â
âMâmhm,â you manage to purr, reaching for one of Steveâs hands to grab a hold of.
In fact youâre already seeing stars. Sex with Steve is an extravagant experience. Now that heâs comfortable in your presence, Steve spent all night performing for you, abusing your soaking cunt to the tempo of every song on his playlist, catering to your every need in the form of profound and agile strokes, exploring every inch of your body with his firm and knowledgable tongue, all while refusing to stop until you yourself were finished.
You chant his name aimlessly as he plows into you further, tucking a pillow above your head to protect you from any sharp wooden corners. Another thing Steve prioritizes as well? Your safety. All night itâs been your pleasure first before his own. Now you know why everyone in town calls him the King.Â
âThatâs itâŠâ Steve praises you as you fall apart in front of him. He smacks you firmly across the ass. You whimper at the sensation, chasing your third orgasm of the hour by fucking him back, tossing your hips back onto him, not caring the slightest if it made you look desperate. You need his cock so bad. âThatâs a good girl.â
CRASH!
Something falls from the bathroom at the end of the hall. A shampoo bottle maybe? It stuns you for a second, causing you to immediately reach for the top sheet to cover up your body. You listen for traces of his roommateâs presence.
âUhâŠâ
âEarthquake?â Steve jokes.
âNope,â you smugly shake your head. âItâs just you.â
You rise from all fours to turn around and give Steve a quick kiss. Steve chuckles against your skin.
âMe? Itâs a team effort, lady.â
âYouâre right, itâs us.â
Steve wraps his arms around your waist and guides you back down onto the bed. Laying on your back now, you watch him as he spreads your legs apart. He smiles down at you as he lines himself up at your opening.
An impatient sigh escapes your mouth. He swoops down to silence you, planting a soft kiss onto your neck.
âSteveâŠâ you whimper.
âI know, baby, I know,â he hushes you. âYouâll get it, just you wait.â
He continues to tease you, gliding his cock along the lining of your entrance. You bite your lip and shake your head, watching him as he glides, thrusting his tip in slowly before taking it back out once more. Then he slaps his cock against your puffy, glistening folds. Your whimpers grow louder.
âAreââ you lower your voice. âAre you sure weâre the only ones here?â
âYeah,â Steve insists, mumbling against your ear. âThe roomieâs with his sneaky link. Weâre fine.â
âBirds of a feather,â you retort.
Steve flashes you a flirtatious glare. âIâd never keep you a secret.â
âLies.â
âOh yeah?â he challenges you.
What did he mean by that?
A gasp escapes your mouth before itâs even registered. Steve is inside once again, pounding into you with a pace so exhilarating, the room around you starts to blur. The little time you had to prepare leaves you both with a healthy amount of friction and resistance. Youâre nearly screaming now as pressure builds between your hips and in your stomach, your pleas for more growing louder and louder with every pummeling thrust.
âIf you call that keeping a secret, youâre pretty bad at it,â Steve kindly retorts, leaving a trail of wet kisses down your neck, beads of sweat dripping down his pomade-sculpted hair onto your breasts.
âOh m-my fucking god,â you squeal breathlessly. Youâre silenced by Steveâs fingers as they assert themselves into your mouth.
âOh my fucking god is right, babydoll.â
He issues a delicate slap across your face. You bite your lip, gazing up at him with lust-filled eyes. Snarky King Steve is your favorite Steve.
âKeep going, Steve. Donât fucking stop.â
Before you know it, heâs bending you like a pretzel, your legs at his shoulders, knees to the tip of your earlobes. Steve slams himself into you, excruciatingly fast and balls deep, all while his hand explores your mouth, then jaw, then find a home around your throat. Another delicate slap brushes across your face with his other hand, followed by a âYeah, baby take itâ, causing you to mewl even louder.
The sounds of skin slapping against each other begin to sound more wet with every thrust, the moans you two exude bounce off the walls as you fuck into each other. You feel your walls tighten at the same time his head starts to twitch.
âJesus, youâre so fucking wet,â Steve huffs. âDo I feel that fucking good? Are you about to make a mess on me?â
âYes,â you attempt to say. âIâm such a messy girl, Steve.â
âThat you are,â he swoons, swooping down to plant kisses all over your face. âMessy. Dirty. Naughty. And all mine.â
Four more aggressive pumps into you and youâre both done for.
âOh my godâŠâ
âFuck.â
âHoly shit.â
âOhhh fuck.â
Giggles take the place of moans as you and Steve collapse onto one another. You two lay there in disbelief, then share another laugh followed by a high five.
âGood game,â Steve jests.
âRematch later?â you wink.
Although Steve doesnât answer, you know itâs a yes. As you roll over to drift off into a small recovery nap you feel another slap land on your ass, followed by the sound of the trusty rubber rolling off your partnerâs cock.
âSo fucking beautiful.â
ââ
9 AM
After care is essential for Steve. Lover boy loves to cuddle. Heâs there when you wake up, arms snaked around you, with gleaming eyes and a rather itchy peach fuzz that you didnât stumble upon until he was giving raspberries to your neck.
âYou lasted longer this time,â you comment teasingly. You issue him a delicate boop on the nose.
âYeah, cuz weâve been doing it all night,â Steve tsks. âYou caught me off guard the first time around, Hargrove.â
You pout. âAww. Was I kicking you when you were already down?â
Steve pulls you to his chest, giving you a squeeze the further you lean into him. âYou absolutely were, you devil woman.â He kisses your forehead and beams down at you with a smile.
âGood morning, by the way.â
âGood morning to you too.â
âAre you hungry?â
âI could eat.â
So you two rinse up together, and Steve lets you borrow one of his t-shirts to parade around his luxury townhouse in. He did offer you some basketball shorts he had lying around on his couch, but you decide that hopefully, in just his shirt and your new lace black panties, it would entice him for round five.
Suddenly your phone buzzes. Itâs Max.
Hey where r u?
You bite your fingernails as you contemplate a believable answer. Where could you possibly be if your supposed shift ended two hours ago?
Post shift mimosas with coworkers. Be back around noon.
You wait. Buzz.
As you should đ€Ș
You smile before exiting out of your conversation with Max. It vanishes quickly when you remember thereâs still a text you havenât responded to.
What the actual fuck.
Itâs been a week now since Billy sent that text. And with him being the type to spam, itâs strange that he hasnât called or texted again. Especially since it had been Maxâs birthday.
You shudder, overwhelmed with a sense of panic yet again. In hopes of postponing reality to the next day, you plant your phone face down onto Steveâs bedside table. It all made you feel stupid. Like an infant who believed they were hiding just by closing their eyes.
You walk out into the hallway and find Steve in the kitchen, frantically trying to find you something to eat.
âWe need to go shopping again,â Steve announces. âSo the only choices right now are eggs, sausage, toast, cereal..and the Cuties over there.â
You make your way over to grab a tangerine while you browse the cereal section.Â
âWell, I had sausage this morning,â you joke. âAnd a cutie. So Iâll go with eggs and toast please.â
âComing right up. Sunny side?â
âScrambled.â
âAnything for you.â
You claim a seat at the messy kitchen island, decorated by mountains of bills and guy stuff galore. As Steve is cooking, you sit and admire the man who Hawkins calls the King.
Steve tries. It shows in everything he does. Behind every positive attribute about the man, looms a cautionary energy accompanied by a sense of guilt. Itâs almost if âKing Steveâ refuses to take up space. Something, or someone, made him this way. Made him so guarded and delicate, yet so willing to give and help.
Before you know it, Steve hands you your Shy Girl-tailored breakfast, fluffy golden eggs with golden buttered toast to match, served with a glass of orange juice on the side. You thank him and he nods, tossing a dish rag over his shoulder and walking to the sink to clean up. With how sweet Steve is with you in bed and on a friendship level, the sole idea of him makes you wonder what heâd be like â years from now â as his one real dream: a husband, a dadâŠ
The sound of a toilet flushing jolts you back into focus. Both you and Steve freeze in place.
âShit,â Steve sighs.
Roomie is home.
Steve quickly wipes his hands and darts to his room, scurrying to find a shirt to mask the hickeys you left on his chest. Meanwhile you scramble to the couch to find the basketball shorts you passed him up on earlier. You didnât want to give his roommate the wrong impression, though you kind of feel like you did, screaming like a banshee because you thought no one was home.
Youâre tunnel-visioned as you scan the couch for shorts. Letâs see⊠TV remote, no â football, no â random backpack and baseball cap â
Wait. Is that a Hellfire shirt?
Your eyes widen. It canât be. Steve wouldnât withhold such vital information from you, would he? Maybe Steve really likes supporting Eddieâs business.
But then you think about it. You really think about it.
You think about Steveâs comment he made as he was leaving Hellfire. "Yeah. I gotta get going now. I got laundry to put away at home."
At home.
âThe roomie won't be homeâŠâ
The use of âthe roomieâ instead of âmy roomieâ. Typically âtheâ is only used if someone knows of the person being mentioned. At least thatâs how you yourself word things anyway.
âThe roomieâs with his sneaky link.â
Eddieâs lady friend. Eddie only goes to see her during the most ungodly hours because sheâs a bartender.
You feel so stupid. For more reasons than one.
Eventually you find Steveâs basketball shorts and throw them on, running back to the kitchen island where you then try to play cool. You turn back to the scattered envelopes laying around the island â all addressed to an Edward Munson.
In the words of your twin brother, what the actual fuck.
âWOOO â Harrington!â a familiar sing-song voice echoes from down the hall. âYou definitely donât wanna go in there!â
You recognize that voice from anywhere.
Whistling sounds from the end of the narrow hall. Coming out of the bathroom was none other than your boss, dressed down in a black muscle tank that revealed his avant-garde black and white tattoos, and royal blue gym shorts. His hair was up in a messy half-bun, the loose curls that were too short tie up are a cluster of anarchy around his face.
You make it into Eddieâs periphery, but he doesnât do a double take until he realizes itâs you.
âOh hey!â he greets you, somewhat expressionless. âYou on tonight?â
As if seeing you in his apartment is the most casual thing ever.Â
Youâre completely swamped with humiliation. Itâs bad enough that Eddie practically heard you scream bloody murder, but now he knows exactly what youâre like in bed. He knows how you like to be handled. How embarrassingly cock-drunk you get when your partner hits the right spot. How pornographic and raunchy you act when youâre with the right person.
Youâre also dressed like Adam Sandler. So thereâs that.
It takes everything in you not to grab your stuff and leave. But it is that same ick in your body that keeps you glued onto the bar stool of the island.
âY-yeah,â you huff. âSure, Iâll work.â
âTotally shouldâŠâ Eddie sings again. âMidweek is always popping. Everyone always wants a lil sumn sumn on Friday Junior-Junior.â
You study Eddie as he strides over to the fridge, insipid and unbothered. Tired, if anything.Â
Steve comes out of his room with his own Hellfire shirt on, trying his best to keep his cool as he clears his throat. âI, uh⊠I didnât think youâd be home so soon.â
âThat makes the three of us,â Eddie laughs dryly as he rummages through the fridge. âBut here I amâŠâ
You observe him as he hums along to a random tune, scanning the fridge for something quick and easy. He settles for what looks like coffee creamer, which brings you back to the time that Dustin said Eddie operates on coffee and an empty stomach.Â
You try to focus on something else. Anything. Eyes-a-wandering, you catch sight of Steveâs old championship trophies from his high school swim meets, pictures of him and his boujee ass family at TopGolf, pictures of him with old friends at an actual golf course, glass cups from breweries all around Indiana and The States, and the expensive smart electronics that ornamented the place.
But not a single trace of Eddie and his life or family. The mystery of him sucks you in a little more.
Eddie stalks towards you, extending an arm across to pick up the bills waiting for him on the table. The world stops for a moment.
âSorry for the mess,â Eddie apologizes. âThe maid took the night off.â
An inferno pools at your cheeks. Was the âmessâ remark a jab towards you? Your thighs clench when the flashbacks of morning sex with Steve replay in your head. âAre you about to make a mess on me?â
âYouâre fine,â you manage to say.
Eddie proceeds to pour himself a drip coffee then douses it in an unreasonable amount of hazelnut creamer.
You cringe at the sight. Sometimes a crush is just a lack of information.
Steve attempts to speak to serve as a filler for awkward tension, but you beat him to it.
âS-â
"So," you press. "How are things with the lady friend?"
Eddie makes a sour face. "Called it off," he shrugs. "Well, she did."
Your ears slightly perk up.
You feign a tone of dismay. "Oh no! What happened?â
"Guess our lifestyles don't mesh well with one another,â Eddie rolls his eyes, as if he knew it was some sort of excuse. He draws on about the ordeal. âShe doesn't like that I'm always at work. I can only see her in the early hours of the morning, and with the amount of paperwork I have to do, Iâd honestly rather be spending my free time sleeping or playing video games."
"Well, you should stop working so much,â Steve suggests. âIt could help balance shit out more.â
Eddie snaps his neck at Steve.
"You think I didn't think about that already?" he scowls through gritted teeth. "Itâs like the moment Eddie's gone, everyone forgets how to do their jobs. I always gotta come in to make sure theyâre all staying on task.â
He turns to you.
âTake Mike for instance,â he explains. âFucking chickenwithhisheadcutoff. Lights are on, but nobodyâs home.â
You laugh.
âHe was the one who forgot to take inventory on the 10th and 11th,â Eddie pops a scoop full of Honey Combs into his mouth. âYet he was asking me if he could bring his girlfriend to the club.â
âOhh,â is all you can say.
âI donât mind all that lovey dovey shit,â Eddie mutters between bites. âBut if itâs gonna distract him from working, thatâs where thereâs a problem.â
âTotally reasonable dude,â you agree.
âYeah, Mike gets really distracted when Elâs around,â Steve pitches in.
Eddie nods. âEdâs got his own set of rules for a reason. The Munson Doctrine is a byproduct of when all the things that can possibly go wrong, have gone wrong.â
You watch Eddie stroll towards the windows by the balcony and prop them open, an indicator that heâs about to smoke. He grabs a tiny bowl that he seemed to know was laying around and loads it up with bud. He lights up and takes several large hits.
âSo whatâs everyoneâs plans for tonight?â Eddie questions eyes darting between you both.
You and Steve didnât think that far.
âNot too sure yet,â Steve answers for you two. âI do know we gotta go shopping again.â
âTell me about it,â Eddie nods towards the cereal. âTired of eating hamster food every morning.â
Eddie takes another hit, coughing away the excess like a madman.
âIâm hosting another BYOB night at Hellfire with the frens again,â Eddie continues once he calms down. âBeen a minute. You should swing by.â
âBring your own booze?â you ask.
âGetting warmer.â Eddie replies.
âBeer?â
âCooler now.â
âThen what?â
âBud,â Eddie replies raspily, nodding at his own amusement. âWeâre still a red state, so we get our shit from Illinois. BYOB is specifically for the party. Edibles only, for obvious reasons. Still a fun time though.â
âCross-faded on a random Tuesday, whatâs more enticing than that?â Steve says. Youâre not sure if heâs sarcastic or not.
âExactly, Harrington!â Eddie hollers. âGlad weâre on the same page.â
âIs Nance gonna be there?â
Record scratch. Eddie looks at Steve like he asked a dumb question.
âShe works there.â
âYou know what I mean,â Steve glares at Ed.
Eddie rolls his eyes. âIs Nancy gonna be at the table? No, probably not. You know her. Total opposite of Mike. When sheâs at work, sheâs at work.â
âYeah...â Steve mutters with a sigh. âAlright, fine. Iâll think about it. What else ya doing today before this?â
Eddie explains that after paperwork and grocery shopping, he plans to go over to Chrissyâs place to look at her car. It causes your heart to flutter. Business owner, manager, cook, music fanatic, and mechanic? Mr. Jack-of-All-Trades after your heart again.
Eddie shakes his head, evidently overwhelmed with all the responsibilities on his lap. âHellfire would crash and burn without Cherry.â
âWow, you do so much,â you comment, attempting to uplift him. He grins at your remark. You decide keep going. âAnything you canât do?â
You feel Steve stare between you both, then clear his throat as he paces around the kitchen.
âStop it,â Eddie chuckles, growing slightly flustered with his pink-tainted cheeks. âKinda true though. I do everything and anything.â
âYeah, especially for Chrissy Cunningham,â Steve jeers.
âThatâs also true,â Eddie shrugs, attempting to conceal his now fully flustered face. âWe done now?â
âWe are actually,â Steve says. âLucky for you, I gotta go get ready.â
Steve shoots you a wink and then excuses himself back to his room. Meanwhile, itâs just you and the other man you have a burning crush on.
Something shifts when Steve disappears. To shake off the unknown feeling thatâs mingling in the air, you make your way over to the fridge. You hope that pretending to be busy excuses you from another conversation.
But before you know it, you feel Eddieâs stern â and marijuana-laced â breath on you just moments later. The torment is never ending.
The moment you turn, youâre met with Eddieâs big brown eyes. He speaks first.
âI was joking, you know.â
Whatever banter that was being exchanged earlier has now switched off. The pitch of Eddieâs voice has dropped a few frequencies, and that act alone captures your attention. Shooting your gaze towards him, your brow lifts.
âHuh?â
âYou donât have to work tonight,â he elaborates shoving his hands into his pockets. âWeâre well staffed. Thereâs a seat for you at the table⊠if youâd like to come with.â
âIâm your friend?â
âI thought it was clear.â
âYou havenât even taken me to lunch yet.â
âYou havenât given me the chance.â
Fair play, Munson. Eddie waits for you to talk. You study your superior as he studies you, his chocolate eyes slowly becoming eclipsed by the widening of his jet black pupils. Hunger was unknown feeling that was mingling. Itâs burning in your stomach now. Its essence that lingered between you both is the only thing keeping you two from standing any closer.
âCross faded on a Tuesday,â you repeat Steveâs sentiment. âSounds like a Friday ordeal.â
âWell when you work as much as I do, you try to make every day feel like Friday.â
Oh this man is stressed stressed. Something in Eddieâs hopeful stare convinces you that a simple âyesâ would make him a little happier about tonight. But you donât want to seem too into it.
âIâll think about it,â you tease.
âAh, come onâŠâ Eddie tuts. âSteve will be there.â
You blush.
âAnd your olâ boss,â Eddie ominously adds, propping his shoulder against the fridge as he leans. âIf that counts for anything.â
Another loose strand of hair from his bun falls across his face. He shakes it away with a cinematic nod. You feel stupid for falling for your Eddieâs natural charisma. He does it with everybody, you remind yourself. Itâs what makes him a good business man. You arenât anything special.
âWill there be wings?â you decide to deal the inside joke you share.
âFlats only,â Eddie insists, feeding into it.
âNow that sounds like a good time.â
âAlways is, sweetheart,â Eddie grins. âCanât wait for you to experience it.â
Before he too excuses himself, Eddie hugs you, doing the verbal kiss on the side of your cheek once more before letting go. It never fails to leave you in a puddle.
No rizz, my ass Dustin, you think to yourself.
âSee you there then, gorgeous?â
âYou sure will.â
And just as quickly as Eddie disappears, Steve returns, sporting a basic grey Patagonia tee and khaki colored Dickies. His sunglasses dangle from the center collar of his shirt, his green and yellow âCamp Know Whereâ dad hat clipped onto the same belt loop that housed the keys to his BMW.
He meets you halfway by the island, giving you a soft kiss once more.
âIâll let you hold onto that shirt,â he says. âIt looks good on you.â
âWhy thank you,â you reply. âSmells just like you too.â
You wrap your arms around his neck just as he does your waist before they explore the birthmark region of your lower back. Your breath hitches.
âI should probably stop,â Steve bites his lip. âI gotta walk you to your car.â
âI know, maybe next time,â you frown. âAlso, you didnât tell me Eddieâs your roommate.â
Steveâs face falters slightly. âI⊠didnât think itâd matter.â
Heâs right. Ultimately it didnât matter. If you didnât shut up, youâd tell right on yourself.
âI know!â you end up saying way too enthusiastically. âItâs just that he, uh, heard everything.â
Steve dismisses it. âLet him,â he says. âIâm sure he hears and sees it all at the club anyways.â
Steve bites the bullet and gives your ass cheeks a tight squeeze. âBesides, he can watch if heâd like. Weâll give him a little showâŠâ
Your breathing scatters again, to which you give Steve a playful nudge.
âYouâre unbelievable.Thatâs where your dirty little mind goes?â
âWhat can I say?â King Steve smirks, forehead pressed against yours now. âIâm a voyeur.â
âClearly,â you wink.
Birds of a feather. As much as you didnât want it to, your mind wanders back to Eddie and how he is most likely a voyeur too. Why else would Hellfire be an asset of his?
The entire commute home is spent fantasizing about both Steve and Eddie. You have absolutely no idea what you're doing and what to do in this situation. Would this even be considered a triangle considering how casual everything appears to be?
With everything unknown there is one thing is for sure: tonight, both of them are getting some kind of show from you.
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âFriday Junior Juniorâ is relatively staffed.
Mike and Dustin flicker across the room, darting back and forth to bus tables as soon as customers leave. Skating on the thin ice heâs on, Mike works quickly and efficiently, while Dustin takes his sweet time, attempting to multitask while talking to Suzie, one AirPod in at all times.
âYeah, babe, Iâm in Kasâ Korner,â Dustin lies. âDoing some food packing.â
You watch him as he wipes the table quickly after spraying some cleaning solution onto it, eyes glued to the job in front of him instead of center stage. He does sneak a quick glance at Chrissy, though. Then looks around to see if anyone noticed. You do, but you pretend not to. Itâs funny.Â
âIâve seen her get richer in the pole, Iâve seen her. I knew she had to know.â
You're sat between Steve and Eddie at the VIP table, watching Chrissy alongside everyone else. Joining you three are Argyle and Henry, who both were miraculously able to find themselves coverage. Jim is bouncer for tonight, while Lucas has the kitchen covered after months of begging Eddie and Argyle to let him cook.
Looking over at Steve, you see him beaming up at Chrissy and decide to join him in showering her with his â many â dollar bills. Argyle joins in too, to your concern since he promised the group he'd buy everyone drinks when you guys all go bar-hopping later.
"Chrissy is amazing," you sigh, shaking your head in pure admiration for the starlet dancing in front of you.
"Isn't she?" Eddie responds. He delves into his pocket to pull out his phone. "All the ladies here are pure and absolute fuego."
Drawing your attention to his device, Eddie opens an album in his camera roll titled, "Hellfire Girls". He starts showing you short clips of the dancers, one by one, explaining what they're doing and how in awe he is of them.
âI notice that the girls like wearing pasties for tops that tend to have spaghetti straps or very little fabric coverage,â he says. âOr for when they don't feel like showing their tits. Saves you too when The Girls decide to pop out when youâre upside down. Always the fucking left one too."
You giggle at his remark.
The eloquence and respect Eddie has about the female body and wardrobe mechanics has you enticed. It's evident how much Eddie respects women and values their comfort. But he is also a man, and it's no secret that someone like him enjoys watching. And Eddie is never shy to admit when he likes what he sees.
He shows you another video of another dancer, Emmy.
âEmmyâs a fucking beast,â Eddie gushes. âShe can do a split right from her side straddle. Kassidyâs the same, but the Pegasus is more of her strength. Ladyâs got arms and core for days. Itâs fucking hot."
He swipes again.
"And Justice knows how to do a Dragon's Tail, itâs a crowd favorite.â
Eddie's already had a few drinks tonight, so the filter he already seemed to lack is practically non-existent now. Steve is on the same boat, downing his third cocktail and not giving a damn how much he blows tonight on the dancers. You all the while, are one dangerous cocktail in and are already horny out of your mind. It doesn't help that Jonathan has a heavy pour, and that every drink he makes tastes like juice.
"Cheers to that," you smirk, raising your glass to clink with Eddie's.
âIâve seen her take down that tequila. Down by the liter. I knew I had to meet her.â
"Maketh way everyone," Henry announces, asserting himself back into the VIP section after leaving not too long ago. âBottle service a-la-Henry."
You turn to Hellfireâs bouncer, who ditched the casual attire tonight for a more classy black formal suit and a matching Rolex watch. His sandy blonde hair is extra sleeked up and away from his face. According to Henry, he never usually dresses up unless there's a special occasion. You suppose BYOB night is one of those events.
Henry acknowledges the cocktail in your hand before nodding towards the bottle of Don Julio that heâs holding.
"Tell me, Shy Girl," Henry starts. "You up to ditch that for something a bit more challenging?"
Eddie fires a curious look towards the interaction.
You eye the Don Julio that was luring you in, and ultimately decide to take Henry up on it. Flashing him a sinister smile, you instruct him, âHit me.â
Henry slowly starts towards you, tilting your chin upwards once he pops the cap open. With your consent he starts to pour the tequila down into your mouth.
Fuck being responsible tonight.
An array of "WOOO"s and "OHHH"s fill the air around the VIP section as everyone cheers, shocked that youâre able to chug all of that without it burning. Little did they know, Don Julio tastes just like home. Well, south of the border from home.
After holding down your own fort for way too long, you've decided that someone else needs to be handed that baton for tonight. Since you didn't tell Henry to stop, you're still chugging what he was pouring into your mouth. You know itâs risky, especially since you had two edible gummies several minutes ago as well.
âOh my god,â Eddie gawks as you settle for a final gulp.
âShy Girlâs not so shy,â Steve comments, absent-mindedly, arms wrapped around your waist as he keeps you propped upwards. "Good job, baby. That's how you do it."
âThatâs it, Hargrove," Henry smirks. "Swallow all that for me?â
You peer up at him and hold your eye contact as you swallow, making sure Henry knows that there's no more alcohol left in your mouth. Everyone knows you championed that shit. When youâre done, he wipes the remnants of tequila off your bottom lip.
"This one's dangerous, Eds," he comments, completely shocked by what he just witnessed.
"Don't I know it," Eddie breathes. "Not really living up to the Shy Girl name, are we Hargrove?"
You feel Steve's grip around your waist tighten. Assuming he was being possessive over you, you turn to offer him your undivided attention. Instead, you end up looking over at a clearly intoxicated Steve, leaning onto you for gait support as he smothers you with affectionate kisses all over your shoulders, ear, and neck.
"Shy Girl," Steve mumbles. "Shy Girl Hargove... Not-So-Shy-Shy-Girl."
You turn back to Eddie, meeting those carnivorous eyes once again. He's breathing heavily against you now, that this time he's not even hiding it.
"Yeah well the Shy Girl thing is all an act," you quip at Eddie flirtaciously. "Looks like there's still a lot for you to learn about me."
Eddie rolls his tongue around in his cheek as he eyes you up and down. He presses his palm gently onto your knee that rested closer to him and rubs it. "Can I crash your class then? Professor?"
Before you can respond, Chrissy bounces her way on over, ecstatic over the amount of tips she made.
"Wh- are you guys all drinking without me?" she exclaims when she approaches the table.
You turn to see her pouting ever so playfully, but then smiling when Argyle hands her a shot of the Don Julio. She too downs it like it's water.
"WOOO!" Chrissy cheers, raising the empty shot glass into the air. "To Hellfire Club!"
"To Hellfire Club!" everyone follows.
Everyone resumes taking shots and celebrating once again, this time with Chrissy joining the party. You watch Eddie as he feeds her an edible, another one allegedly, upon her request. He rests a delicate hand on her cheek, watching her chew, then grazes her cheek when she swallows the gummy, eyes glued on him the entire time.
âGood girl,â he mouths.
Chrissy flashes a playful, flirty grin before excusing herself from the table to go and give patrons a dance. She is stopped midway by a familiar, friendly face.
"Aht, aht," the friendly face stops her. "Not so fast, missy. I have some stuff for you."
"Oh, that's right!" Chrissy giggles. "Thanks, Nance."
To Steve's utter shock, House Mom Nancy makes her way to the VIP table. You feel him tense beside you, attempting to sit up straight and pretend that he's sober. You and Steve take in Nancy's effortless beauty, the way her straight brown hair was neatly kept in a bun, black square neck cocktail dress with transparent black tights underneath fitting her body like a glove, with nails that were always cleaned, polished, and painted a neutral color. Nancy is always so effortlessly pretty, but tonight she looked extra good.
âHere are your extra pasties, love,â Nancy reports while handing Chrissy her boob tape. âAnd also some spare bobby pins.â
âThank you!â Chrissy chimes.
Nancy proceeds to take Chrissy's tips, tucking them neatly into a pouch that has a cherry design on it. As she finishes up with Chrissy, Nancy's eyes travel over to meet Steveâs.Â
âHello, Steve,â she attempts.
âHey, Nance,â Steve says, eyes filled with sorrow.
Nancyâs eyes fall onto you. The air seems awkward now, most likely because Nancy read the room and figured out that you and Steve are probably sleeping together. You canât hide your thoughts. Your face speaks for you, and judging by the way you struggle to make eye contact with your house mom, she knows now that you know of her and Steve's history.
âHey you!â Nancy cheers, trying to mask the tension.
âHey Nance!â you join in. âHow are you tonight?â
âGood,â she smiles. âNot working tonight?â
âNo, just here to support Chrissy,â you smile back.
âAwesome!â
If Argyle and Henry didn't know you two are hooking up, they sure as hell knew now. They exchange a lightning quick glance at once another and do their best not to do anything that could potentially worsen the situation. Not that it was bad. It was just painfully awkward.
Itâs silent for a bit before Nancy clears her throat. âOkay then, Iâll see you guys later.â
All of you bid goodbye to Nancy and try to carry on with the rest of the night. The boys have no issue going back to what they were doing. Meanwhile, you look over at Steve who has gone pale and looks like he is about to throw up.
You rest a hand on top of his. Steve flinches before turning to look at you.
âAre you okay?â you question him.
He sighs and nods. âI will be.â
âOut of sight, out of mind,â you remind him. âOut of sight, out of mind.â
"You're right," Steve frowns. He grabs your hand to kiss it. "Thanks for being so patient with me."
"Of course," you insist.
"I'm gonna go to the bathroom to freshen up," he says before ruffling your hair. "I'll be right back."
Your eyes trail after Steve to ensure his safety as he saunters over to the bathroom. When he makes it safe, you turn your attention back to the boys who are, of course, talking about sex.
"Alright you guys," Argyle speaks up. "Let's talk about it. Do you guys have a daddy kink?"
You're intrigued. You gaze travels over to Henry and Eddie who are trying to contain their excitement on the topic. They're trying to act like this is not something they wanted to talk about, but judging by how tightly they're holding onto their drinks and fixing the way they were sitting a little bit too often, they are more than giddy about this topic. Or anything sex-related.
"No not really," Henry shrugs. "But master kink, yeah. I like to be called master and all that stuff."
"Ooh, you're one of those freaky ass fools," Argyle says. "I see, I see. Eddie what about you?"
"Do we really have to talk about this?" Eddie chuckles.
"We sure do, you little freak," Argyle nudges him.
Eddie laughs to himself, staring down at the bottle of beer he's currently drinking. Slowly, he starts to nod, causing your heart to do sommersaults. This night keeps on getting better.
"Yeah..." Eddie answers. "Yeah, I guess I do."
"What's the reason behind your daddy kink?"
"Just think it's hot," Eddie shrugs. "I like taking care of the girl while she unravels right under me. Think it's also a power thing. I like taking over."
"You a choker?"
"Dude, am I?" Eddie exclaims. "Fuuuck yeah! I'm like the fucking waiter at Olive Garden with the grated cheese. Tell me when to stop."
The boys burst out in laughter. Eddie continues with an explanation.
"Cuz I'll keep going."
You are too cross-faded for this right now. Your environment starts to get hot, and you can't tell if it's because of the alcohol or the information Eddie was dumping on everyone causing your cheeks to flush.
"And you know what they say," Henry adds. "Everything is about sex, but sex is about power."
"Power, women, same thing," Eddie says. "Fucking love it."
His eyes fixate on you.
"What about you Shy Girl?" Eddie questions you, his voice deepening. "What are you into?"
Chrissy's screams could not have come at a better time. The whole club nearly pans their attention to her when as shrieks.
âYou fucking dickhead!â
Startled, Eddie shoots up. âWhat? What the fuck happened?â
âI turn around to straddle him and his dick was out.â
You look over to where Chrissy is.
Absolutely fuming, Eddie turns to Henry.
âCreel..."
"Oh I am so glad I am not on the clock," Henry fumes. "I'm gonna fuck him up so bad."
You watch as Henry removes the black blazer he has on along with his watch and shoes before darting towards Chrissy and her perverted patron. You are about to witness what you have been warned about.
"Put that back in your fucking pants dude, what the hell are you doing?" you hear him demand.
"I was just-"
"Quiet. I don't wanna hear it."
"She was talking me up all nice. Not my fault this bitch can't put out."
You turn to Eddie and swear that his eyes have gone black. Yet he refrains from going there himself. He knows well enough that he can't get involved as a manager. There would be a lot at stake if he did.
After arguing back and forth with the customer, Henry digresses when he realizes he's talking to an arrogant brick wall. That's when the unthinkable happens. You watch as the customer practically flies out of his seat, at his mercy now that he is in Henry's unbelievably tight grip. He tries to fight it, swatting at Henry's hand, attempting to kick him in the groin. Henry seems amused. As if that poor customer has a chance.
You almost hear a SNAP.
"Oooh," you hear the crowd hiss painfully.
The customer wails helplessly on the floor as Henry continues to have his way with him. Chrissy, extremely overwhelmed, dashes to the bathroom as she puts her cloak back on, trying to hide the fact that her face is now completely red and full of tears.
Your eyes pan back over to the customer who is now sprawled out onto the floor. Henry abandons him after hissing a cruel, "Get your shit together then get the fuck out" at him and spitting onto him.
He excuses himself to go get Jim to drag him out. You're way too stunned to say anything to him, eyes glued on the customer whose limbs are now bent to a perfect 90 degree angle, neck seemingly displaced, shoulders misaligned with every other part of his body. There's a pool of blood and sweat on the floor. Or maybe that's piss.
"These assholes need to be mindful of how they treat women," Henry snaps when he returns. "Cuz one of these days, they're gonna find the One."
It's difficult for chaos to phase you now, especially since physical confrontations like this used to occur every day at home. But nothing could have prepared you for the aftermath of getting fucked up by Henry.
âJesus,â you heave. âI didnât know the human body could bend like that.â
âNaturally it canât,â Henry corrects you.
âEvident by the bones snapping all willy-nilly,â Argyle adds.
âYeah, Iâve gathered that, thanks,â you reply.
Eddie sneaks up behind you.
âTold you it was grody,â he says.
Steve emerges from the bathroom, slightly less pale, but still heavily intoxicated. He looks over at the customer, eyes wide.
"Jesus." You can tell he already knows what happened. Steve also seems to know who took care of that person. "I always tell myself I'l get used to it, but damn."
You go over to embrace him. He embraces you back, kissing you across the forehead with his liquor heavy breath. Although you wanted to be with him for the rest of the night, you knew he had to go home. When Steve glances elsewhere, you confiscate his car keys. Eddie guides Steve back to his seat at the VIP table, giving him small words of encouragement as they go.
"That's it, easy there, Big Guy. Almost there. You good?"
You stride over to POTIONS where Dustin just so happens to be now. Judging by how close he and Steve are, you trust him to take him home.
"Dustin," you begin.
"Yes, m'lady," he answers.
"You mind staying with Steve for me?" you request. "I'm gonna be with Chrissy for a bit, but I think he might be ready to go home. I'm not sober so I can't take his car."
"Oh no," Dustin peers over at Steve. "Let me guess, he saw Nancy?"
"Yup," you confirm handing Steveâs keys to Dustin. âThey said two whole words to each other."
"That's two more than they usually do," Dustin mutters, accepting the keys from you. âBut yeah, I got you. I'll be right there."
You let the men be men, re-enacting Henryâs bone-snapping marathon with the customer. Ditching them, you make your way to the bathroom, where you saw Chrissy run to, to check on her. The sound of sniffling in the stall furthest at the back is the first thing you hear.
âChrissy?â you call out. âAre you okay?â
âIâm fine,â she insists.
A gag followed by some a mass that sounds like vomit shooting into the toilet contradicts that statement completely. Chrissy continues to throw up profusely as you make your way over, crawling under the stall to get to your new friend.
Chrissy is hugging the toilet now, clinging onto it for dear life as if it were going to run away from her.
"Room's spinning," she justifies.
âYeah, you are most definitely not fine," you sigh. You pat her back to console her. "Are you just overwhelmed by everything? How many milligrams did you take?â
âHow many are in three?â
âJesus Christ!" you shout. "Chrissy!"
âThey werenât doing shit,â Chrissy pouted. âI felt like I needed something strongâŠâ sheâs interrupted by her own gagging once more. âStronger. The edibles just weren't kicking inâŠâ
âSo we wait, love!â you exclaim. âWe wait for them to kick in. We donât take it upon ourselves, especially if one gummy is 20 milligrams.â
âWaiting around is for chumps.â
The room falls silent as Chrissy proceeds to self soothe, spitting remnants of her emesis into the toilet and focusing on her breathing. You decide to speak up again.
âHow do you feel after what just happened?â
âI donât,â she answers. âEventually, you just grow numb to it. Itâs part of the profession.â
âHarassment shouldn't be part of the profession."
"But it is."
"It shouldn't! Surely we can get Henry and Jim to do more training so this doesn't happen. We can take self defense classes?"
Chrissy sits up. She turns to face you, running a hand through your hair.
âOh my baby,â she pouts. âMy dear Baby Stripper. Youâve got some shit to experience before you truly know that none of this shit is preventable." She looks off into the distance. "Youâre very brave for wanting to do this. I always used to tell girls who want to get into the industry to run as fast as they can."
You're no stranger to harassment and abuse, but you couldn't imagine what strippers go through on a daily basis. Unwanted gestures, having genitals exposed to them that they did not intend on seeing, stalking, retaliation, violence, kidnapping attempts. And these poor men and women who are just trying to make a living have to just accept it.
"There's so much I don't know about the industry," you admit to her. "And to a certain degree I am still naive about it all."
"That's why I'm so protective of you."
"I'll be fine, Chrissy," you reassure her. "I'm more worried about you. You're such a cute little cinnamon roll, I'm the protective one."
"You're so sweet," she says. "You have to promise me that you're gonna say something if anyone tries shit with you."
"Of course," you nod. You start to get scared. Chrissy is saying all this as if it was bound to happen tomorrow.
"And that if anyone at all seems like a threat, you let Jim, Henry, or Eddie know right away," Chrissy continues. "And Jonathan is in on it too. Just ask him for an angel shot and he'll know exactly what to do."
"Mhm," you nod again. "Yeah, you got it."
The extents women have to go through to keep safe...You shudder in fear. It's only temporary, you remind yourself. It's only temporary.
It's not too long after the incident that everyone, the party included, decides to disperse. Argyle volunteers to take Chrissy home and they leave in his van. Henry stays behind and talks with Jim, explaining to him what exactly went down with that one customer. Meanwhile, Steve is sitting at the VIP table, nearly passed out, but Eddie and Dustin work together to get him to his feet.
âAlright,â Dustin announces. âIâm taking Steve home before he starts simping over Nancy again.â
"Shut up, dude," Steve mumble, using nearly all his body weight to lean on Dustin.
You walk over to give Steve one last embrace, leaving a delicate kiss on his cheek as he drunkenly sways back and forth in your grip.
âGoodnight Steve,â you smile.
âGoodnight beautiful,â Steve says. âIâll text you when Iâm home safe.â
âPlease,â you encourage him. âAnd drink water.â
âYeah, yeah,â he mumbles hazily. âYou drink water.â
After they leave, you return to the VIP table to order yourself an Uber. You're still intoxicated, but it's simmered to a buzz now. Before you can even navigate to the app, some tight jeans and combat boots make their way towards you, keys to a certain van out back jingling around his fingers.
âReady, Shy Girl?â Eddie asks you.
âHuh? For what?â
âIâm taking you home.â
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CS|Cruel Angel and Kind Evil pt.1 (A/F)
San's Birthday Week~~ Evil! San (Santan) x Angel! Reader Angust| Fluff| Angel and Evil AU|Enemies to lover|Forbidden love|Fight scene|San love teasing reader|Reader is poisoned Word count: 1.8K Summary: You, as an angel who specializes in destroying demons, are cruel by nature; San, as the most advanced being among demons, shows kindness that is inconsistent with his temperament. Was your meeting a joke, or was it really a fate?
"One more." You stared coldly at the lifeless body collapsing before you, the blood belonging to the deceased sliding down your cheek, dripping onto the scorching floor, dispersing into crimson smoke. Nonchalantly, you wiped off the red blood stains from your blade, unaffected by the passing of a life before you.
For he was a demon.
Demons should never have existed in this world-they wreak havoc, plunging the world into misfortune. Your killings merely bring peace to this world, nothing objectionable. In the face of any demon, you show no mercy-until his appearance.
"Angel, should I call you like this?" It was your first time meeting him, his casual attitude displeased you. "I have nothing to say to you." You held the blade before him, a sharpness emitting from your eyes, a dangerous atmosphere permeating the air. "Any last words? Evil. Should I call you like this?" "Hey! Calm down! I am not here to fight with you."San raised his arms in surrender, showing a kindness that was unexpected of him.
"No need to say so much, go back to your hell!" With wings as white as snow spreading behind you, you attacked the demon in front of you.
"Oops!"
A deadly steel sliced through the air, and in an instant,all the short trees on the side were cut down. The tip of your sword stopped at his neck, but the demon locked the sharp blade in place with his crossed arms.
"Thank you for sparing me, angel."
"YouâŠ!" San gripped the sword tightly, the sharp blade penetrating his palm, causing a trickle of blood to seep out. His arm was strong and powerful, forcefully pushing down your sword.
"Huh? Weren't you planning to kill me? Your power seems insufficient." Suddenly, he exerted a forceful pull and unexpectedly dragged you towards himself. Caught off guard, you were startled and unable to resist his immense strength. The distance between the two of you closed rapidly, as if time itself had paused.
His breath sprayed on your face, and his enticing fragrance filled the air. His features were delicate, with bright eyes that curved like those of a kitten, and the dimples on his face added a touch of cuteness, in stark contrast to the hideous appearance of a typical demon.
"Are you blushing? My little angel~" He smiled at you, a smile so sweet that it captivated your soul.
"I⊠You⊠Go away!" The rosy blush on your cheeks resembled a quietly blooming cherry blossom. Your shy gaze wandered, unable to form a coherent sentence.
"Don't be so rude next time we meet!" He took advantage of the situation and moved even closer, his lips almost touching your ear, whispering softly.
"YouâŠ!" As you were about to turn around and swing your sword, he transformed into a purple mist and disappeared into thin air. Your empty attack left you infuriated.
"I will definitely kill you!"
"Lord Santan, why are you so interested in that angel? She's an angel of a demon slaying, you know?"
"Oh~ don't you think she is cute?" His subordinates could never understand his thoughts. How could they see an enemy killer as someone to get close to? They just didn't know, and couldn't comprehend.
"You know? Sometimes, it's a fate, something that no one can explain~"
Perhaps for him, teasing with his opponents was an extremely interesting thing to do. Or maybe, he was curious about the other side of you. You were an angel of demon slaying, ruthless and cruel, completely different from any angel he had encountered before. There was not a trace of angelic presence about you; instead, you seemed like an evil disguised as an angel.
He wanted to know more about everything concerning you because you were so different. Discovering your unknown side was like treasure hunting, both thrilling and triggering his limitless curiosity. Little did he know that he unintentionally fell into a rabbit hole named 'You'.
This was your second encounter.
"Ah-!!" This battle was even more difficult than you had imagined, and your side suffered heavy casualties. On the bloodied ground, cries of agony intertwined with the breath of death. The demon's threat surged like a tidal wave, while your troops, like lambs to the slaughter, had no means to resist.
Its acidic and poisonous saliva targeted your weak point, causing many soldiers to die from the toxins. Your side, uninvited, was scattered like sand, the defense line easily crumbled, and even you, who had experienced countless battles, found yourself in a desperate struggle.
"Tsk!" Black patterns spread up your arm, and a tearing pain engulfed your entire body, as if every inch of your skin was pierced by a knife, even preventing you from firmly gripping your weapon. You managed to suppress the outbreak of toxins in your body with the power of an angel, but the burden on your body is difficult to estimate.
The monster snarled and roared, leaping towards you with its hind legs. You struggled to jump up, barely avoiding its attack. This is not a sustainable solution, as it will only drain your strength and eventually kill you. This is something you can't accept, because you haven't even had the chance to seek revenge on the demon that teased you last time. How can you die before him?
Relying solely on your own power is not enough to defeat your opponent, but what if you use the soldiers? The situation might be different then. You gather the power within you, murmuring and manipulating flames that ignite the ground and spread towards your teammates. The flames consume the soldiers' bodies, distorting their muscles and bones. The raging fire devours their strength like a ferocious beast, causing the air in your vision to tremble with fluctuating waves.
You gather your strength, flames enveloping the tip of your sword as you swing it across the monster's throat. The raging fire explodes upon contact with the venom. The sound of the explosion, along with the soldiers' cries, rises and falls, finally ceasing as the monster falls.
Victory in battle is obtained through the sacrifice of soldiers - how cruel.
"Is it really this cruel? Will your God forgive you?" A mocking and slightly puzzled voice resounds in your ears. You sit weakly under a tree, looking up to see the demon with his hands crossed behind his back. Him again.
"Their deaths were worthwhile."
"Are these really words spoken by an angel?"
"As long as I can kill demons, I'm willing to be the executioner." Despite the pain from the toxins tormenting you, you refuse to show any signs of suffering. This is your last bit of stubbornness before "death."
He slowly walks to your side, his handsome face appearing in your sight, and a charming smile appears at the corner of his mouth once again. Seeing your blackened and decaying right hand, he reaches out meaningfully, as if taunting but also doubtingly asking, "Have you been poisoned?" You so desperately want to push away his filthy hand, but your arm is already powerless.
"You can just kill me directly, no need to pretend to be pitiful here."
"Oh don't say this, my angel. I said I was not here to fight with you." You stare at the man in front of you in disbelief, unable to understand his actions.
"So, what do you want? Insult me and watch me die from poisoning? Or do you want me to beg you to save me?"
"Why are you always so aggressive? Are you really an angel but not a demon?"
"I don't need to show my kindness to you, Evil."
"My name is not evil. I am San." He sighs helplessly, then his sharp nails pierce into your blackened wrist. You can't help but hiss in pain, and you weakly squeeze San's palm.
"Endure it, it will be fine soon." His words are as gentle as silk, and his gentle tone seems capable of melting any ice in people's hearts. "You endured the stimulation from the toxin, but you are in pain from a needle in your wrist?"
"I don'tâŠ" Like a mischievous child caught misbehaving, you stubbornly retort.
"I get it, I get it." He smiles indulgently. The black patterns on his hand gradually fade away, returning to San's fingertips along the contours of your arm. The pain gradually leaves your body, and the furrowed brow that was caused by the pain unfolds.
"Mmm, turning white~ Look at this~" He presents his fingertip and licks it, like a child eagerly awaiting your response. You look at your healed right hand in disbelief. Did he heal you? Why? Aren't demons and angels sworn enemies?
"You save me�"
"What? Aren't you going to say thank you?" He pretends to be angry, pouting his lips slightly, and his eyebrows furrow slightly. This cute expression leaves you with no choice but to smile wryly.
"Oh~ So you can smile?" His eyes twinkle mischievously, once again teasing you. You quickly suppress your smile, crossing your legs and folding your arms, trying to keep your distance from him.
"Why did you save me? Shouldn't you kill me for revenge?" He looks up, pursing his lips and pondering for a moment, then meets your gaze again.
"Because it is fun~"
"What?" His nonchalant response leaves you speechless. What could be so fun about this?
"Mmm~ Didn't you say you wanted to kill me? How could you die before me?"
"Do you really not want to live longer?"
"No. I just want you to kill me, only you." He emphasizes the last two words with a serious tone, and his eyes, which were originally filled with smiles, suddenly become serious. He once again leans closer to your face, his voice sounding like a Siren in your ears. "You are the special one, my pretty."
"YouâŠ!" You struggle to push him away, but the moment your hand touches him, he once again turns into smoke and disappears, then reappears in front of you.
"Try harder next time, angel."
"Hey!⊠My name is not angel. I am Y/N." You don't know why you told him your name, and you don't know why you didn't attack him. A series of abnormal behavior surprises San. His lips twitch slightly, as if he can't help but reveal a smile, but he forcefully suppresses it.
"See you next time, Y/N."
Little do you know, the gears of fate between you and him had already quietly started turning from the moment you first met.
"Forgive me for being ignorant, why did you want to save her? Didn't you send the venom demon to attack the angel just to kill her?" His subordinate asked again in confusion. A terrifying smile appeared on San's face, he played with the gem containing the soul of the venom demon in his hand, slowly turned around, and met his subordinate's eyes.
"Who asked him to challenge my position?" He smashed the gem in his hand with one hand. The intact stone suddenly turned into millions of fragments. The soul inside floated away like smoke segments, and was finally absorbed by San.
"She's very useful, andâŠ" He walked over to the crystal ball that glowed with purple light, reflecting your appearance on it.
"My nature told meâŠI want her."
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4 steps to (not so) discreetly show interest + the one moment you do.
Recipient: @yuellii , secret santa event! Enjoy :)
Gender neutral reader, fluff TW/CW: injury(minor) Word count: 2739 Proofread: n/a | she thinkâs sheâs discreet, her act is to perfection. is it? oh, no, noâ you know. itâs painfully obvious but you canât help but watch in amusement, watching as she trip on her own heels, but youâre there to help. | A/N: set in modern times, highschool au, ITS CHRISTMAS, SNOW!! :D
Furina, as confident and enthusiastic she may be on stage, still has sides that she feels difficult to showâ perhaps some of her more softer and âweakerâ sides that she kept behind the facade of flamboyancy.
Recently having found newfound interest in you, the school librarian, she couldnât help but subconsciously make her way to the school library, taking a seat near your station, peeking from the top of her book as she watches you work on your laptop.
Perhaps it was in the spur of the moment, or it was her muscles that moved on their own, when she had walked up towards the small desk, slamming her hands down on the table.
Eyes moving rapidly from your startled form towards the book ridden wall, she finds her words stuck in her throat, unable to form a coherent sentence.
You adjust your posture as you form a small smile, not knowing what to say.
âMay I help you?â
Furina finds her face flaring up into fire as she rethinks her sudden movements, finding herself at a loss of words. She stares at you for a good while until you wave a timid hand in front of the famous school actress.
âAh, I thought I saw a bug near youâ hahaâŠâ
The heterochromia girl wanted to sink into a hole and never be seen againâ what kind of excuse was that? â to her, it seemed like a loss of face as one of the best students with great acting in the drama club.Â
âI⊠see. Thanks for your concern.â Your voice is laced with some bit of confusion, watching the flustered girl run outside of the library.
InterestingâŠ
1) Befriending you
Furina, at first, finds this idea of hers quite easy.
âYou know, I think befriending them is the easiest way to win their heart!â Her voice is filled with anticipation, until she gets shut down by another club member.
âBut that can make them only see you as a friend, perhaps?â Yun Jin suggests, âIt may not be a 100% possibility, but thereâs a chance.â
âTrue, true, like, you might become one of those second leads that finds their romantic interest get taken away by someone else!â Hu Tao chimes, hands animatedly flailing around.
Furina slumps down on the chair as she sighs. Perhaps she just had to keep it to herself.
âBut you can try to woo them, find out their interests maybe?â Nilou pitches an idea.
The white haired girl straightens back in her chair again, grabbing a hold of the red hairedâs hands, heterochromic eyes sparkling as she hurriedly mutters out a thank you, running towards the library.
The three look at the door that Furina dashed out of, sharing a knowing look as they hear her footsteps fade.
The sliding door of the library opens as the girl slumps down a bit, taking some breaths as she makes her way to her usual spot to âreadâ, sneaking glances at your form typing away on your laptop. Tapping sounds of the keyboard is heard throughout the ambient silence as Furina closes her book, walking towards your desk as you look up at the approaching figure.
âMay I help you?â You close your laptop as you tilt your head.
âAh, noâ I just, well, wanted to know you betterâ I think my actions yesterday shocked you a little, yeah?â
You smile as you nod slightly, finding some amusement in the obvious stuttering the famed actressâ words. You think you know whatâs going on.
Furina conjures up a small smile, âSo, as an⊠apology! Iâd like to treat you to something you like, if you have the timeâŠâ voice fading as she waits for your response.
âIâm free today after club activities, is that okay with you?â
The girl in front of you perks up as she nods, the single lock of hair seemingly also bouncing up and down, thanking you for your time as she makes her way out of the libraryâ in a calmer manner.
As the door closes, you can hear a faint, âYay!â, with excited footsteps fading into the distance.
Cute.
2) Sitting closer
After Furinaâs apology, the two of you became closer, finding the two of you going out regularly towards the small cafe outside of the school after club activities from school. Some days when one of you didnât have the time, it felt slightly odd and empty, finding nothing interesting to do.
You havenât noticed yet, but Furina thinks itâd be better for you to not to know, as she takes the seat opposite of you in the library as she opens the book to the bookmark she placed, blushing when she finds the exact book next to your arm, with a small paper folded saying âFurinaâsâ
The white haired girl thinks her club membersâ friendsâ are delusional when they tease her about how you may like her back.
She wishes it was true, but the chance of you liking her back in that way was way too low. Always slamming her forehead onto the round table in the drama room.
Today, she came from the drama room once again, though with a slight red marking on her forehead from the excessive slamming of her head onto the table, smiling weakly as you turn your head towards the libraryâs entrance, greeting her like you always did.
You refocus on your laptop again, until you jerk your head back towards Furina, eyebrows furrowing at the circular red swelling of her forehead. Standing up from your seat, you walk towards the white haired girl, brushing her hair from her face.
âYouâre hurtâŠâÂ
Furinaâs unable to think nor respond as she slightly malfunctions between the small distance from you to her, once again, finding herself at a loss for words.
You take the girlâs hand as you lead her towards the infirmary, setting Furina down on one of the beds as you search for a cooling pack in the fridge.
âYou should be more careful next time, what if you get a concussion?â Your voice is laced with concern as you carefully pack the cold pack with tissue, setting it on the girlâs forehead.
âI accidentally slammed my head on the table too hard todayâ nothing serious!â
You sigh as you let Furina hold the ice pack on her head, making sure to check for any signs of other damage, until you find a small but bleeding cut on the top of her knee.
âWhat happened here?â
âI donât know how that happened, really! Iâm serious⊠I didnât feel anything thereââ
You rush to get some disinfectant and a bandaid, setting a chair towards the bed as you sanitise the cut, applying some pressure. Setting the bandaid on the small injury, you look at the girl as she stares back at you, dumbfounded and flustered.
You squint your eyes in confusion until you recall your actions, finding yourself flustered and bashful as well.
3) Trying to impress
The day after that small interaction was pretty normal.
â...Iâm telling you, Furina, they definitely like you back!â an energetic voice is heard outside of the drama room as the said girl slaps her hands on Hu Taoâs mouth.
âBe quiet! I donât want anyone to hear about thisâ I want to keep my dignity today!â
Yun Jin laughs as she agrees with Hu Tao, âIâm sure (y/n) likes you back, you said they were also flustered in the end as well, no?â
âBut stillâ they could be just caringâŠâ
This time, Nilou shakes her head. âI donât think Iâve ever heard of (y/n) doing that to any of their friendsâ I can try ask Tighnariâ heâs one of their closest friends, if my memory serves me right.â
Slightlyâ quite obviouslyâ desperate, Furina nods, clasping her hands around Nilouâs own.
âThatâd be wonderful! Thank you so much, Nilou~â
A few days later, Nilou brings in newfound information from Tighnari about you.
âApparently, they arenât outwardly caring, but do care for their friends⊠oh! And he did say they seemed to find interest in someone in the school, but didnât tell him whoâŠâ
Furina, with the first bit of information, perked up in glee, though soon dropped on the floor in some despair when she heard the latter.
âThey definitely donât like me back⊠archons, what will I do?â
As the imaginary rain and thunder cloud splashed tears of despair onto the white haired girl, Yun Jin speaks.
âThat mysterious person could be youââ
âThat, is being delusional!â Furina chides.
âMaybe you can try impressing them in some way?â Hu Tao mumbles, chin on hand, âTheyâre the librarian, right? Try reading something they like or something, I donât know~â
With the brunetteâs suggestion, the girl in distress seem to have a weight lifted off her shoulders as she smiles.
âGreat idea, Hu Tao!â
And off went Furina, skipping towards the entrance of the library once again.
Yun Jin sighs in amusement, closing the roomâs door, chuckling at how this situation felt like many cliches in romance dramas.
When the familiar footsteps of Furinaâs shoes clacked on the wooden and marble tiles of the floor, you look towards the library entrance, expecting the white haired girl to arrive soon enough.
âWelcome back.â
Furinaâs eyes seemingly brighten when she hears your voice, as she nearly skids towards the opposite seat, sitting down in front of you as she leans towards your laptop.
âSo, (Y/n), I think Iâve ran out of books to read, any suggestions for books you like?â
The girl prides herself for not stuttering this timeâ she thinks that now, she perfected her acts to hide her feelings.
âOh? Wellâ I donât really have much suggestions, but I can lend you a book that I finished reading last week, if youâd like?â
The floating lock of white hair bobs up and down vigorously as Furina hears your suggestion. You smile a little, reaching down for your back and picking up the hardcover book.
âTell me about it after you read it, yeah?â
âAlright~â
4) Jealousy?
Furina thinks she really isnât the jealous typeâ especially when she isnât in a relationship at all.
She also thinks that she shouldnât really be jealous when she thinksâthinksâ you smile more when youâre talking with Neuvillette.
But she canât help but find a grimace settling on her face whenever she sees the tall white haired man in the library, taking her seat as you both talk about some matters surrounding costs in the libraryâ it wasnât something really meaningful, but perhaps it was the jealousy setting in, as she feels like the person you were interested in could be one of her friendsâ moreso babysitterâ but still, she disliked the odd feeling in her chest.
âWhat if they like Neuvillette? I definitely saw them smilingââ
The rest of her words are muffled in her sweater sleeve as she buries her face, unable to knock the odd feeling in her chest.
âThatâs your feelings acting up there, messes up with your logical view on a situation, Furina.â Yun Jin sighs, patting the despair stricken girl on the back.
âBut still, think about itâ itâs possible!â
Hu Tao seems to be fed up with Furinaâs continuous despair, drawling out,âYeah, yeah, what were they talking about anyway?â
The latterâs mouth thins out to a straight line. âCostsâŠâ
Several sighs are heard from her club members, as the white haired girl peeks up from her arm.
âYeah, no chance of (Y/n) liking Neuvillette, heâs in the student council, of course heâs going to talk about costs with the student librarian!â
Hu Tao sighs, hands and shoulders creating a shrugging motion as she slumps down to her chair.
Furina sighs as she slinks down on the chair, heterochromia eyes staring up at the ceiling.
However, the four club membersâ attention is directed towards the door, several knocks heard from outside. Furina weakly speaks,
âCome inâŠâ
Your hand slides open the wooden door to the drama club, waving a small âhiâ towards the startled three. Your shoes make little sounds on the floor as you tap the white haired girlâs shoulder, watching the girl immediately correct both her posture and expression.
âAre you still coming to the cafe? You werenât near the library for a while, so I wanted to askââ
âOh, itâs already time? I guess I was a little caught off, hahaâ shall we go now?â
You nod, already near the entrance door as you wave back towards the three other members, taking the much happier girl in tow with you as the two of you walk towards the cafe outside of the school.
âIâm like, 1000% sure that they both like each other, itâs so suffocatingââ
âDefinitely.â
âI think so tooâŠâ
5) Your own interest.
In your opinion, you didnât really find anyone in the school pretty interestingâ though your friends, particularly Tighnari and Cyno, did comment that it was most likely due to how much time you spent stuck in the library.
It all changed when a random girlâ which you later knew as one of the most popular and famous actress in the drama club in the schoolâ slammed her hands in front of you.
After the small interaction, you found slight interest towards her, finding amusement whenever she tripped on her own heels, both metaphorically and literally, stuttering in the moments when the both of you were alone, and how she became more fidgety during those moments.
You didnât know that youâd find someone as interesting and funny like Furina in your school years, but you think that this pretty much changed when you saw the girl hurt.
It mustâve been your subconcsiousness acting, because you barely remembered what happened, but you know you remember how Furina stared at you, face red hot, as you found yourself close and taking care of the injury. You remember how after that day, youâd find yourself blushing and warm thinking of the girl.
It was until Tighnari told you that Nilouâ one of the other drama club membersâ asked him for some of your information, telling you his own thoughtâ which you can directly quote,
âMaybe Furina asked her? Theyâre all pretty close, so it does make some sense.â
Especially when you told Tighnari about how you did find some interest in Furina, Tighnari did convey some information, though taking away some information just for some amusement.
It also didnât really help when one of your other friends, as well as senior, Lisa, told you that your interest was most likely romantic attraction after you told some of your feelings about Furina towards the senior librarian.
With you, nearly a hundred percent sure about your feelings being reciprocated, waited for Furina to be at the library or its vicinity, but werenât able to find her after your conversation with Neuvillette.
Perhaps, you think, she went home because of the cold? It is winterâŠ
You take some hesitant but haste steps towards the drama room, knocking on the door as you hear the familiar yet uncharacteristic deflated voice of the white haired girl speak out a weak âcome inâ. You sigh in slight relief, knowing that she didnât go home yet.
When the two of you make your way towards the cafe that the both of you mostly went after extracurricular activities, you decide to say your feelingsâ it was now or never.
âWait, I have something to, uh, say.â
The girl next to you turns towards you, attention focused on your tensed form, eyebrows raising up in both confusion and anticipation.
âUh⊠Iâ I like you, a lot, reallyâŠâ
Furinaâs face heats up, blinking incredulously at you as you look away, unable to look at the heterochromia eyed girl, finding interest in the falling snowflakes from the dark but nice clouds in the sky, though your head immediately turns back as you feel her hands taking your own.
âThatâsâ that⊠Iâ I like you too!â
You smile. Your confession definitely wasnât one of the smoothest, nor was it the bestâ but you knew that now, your feelings were reciprocated.
âSo, weâre official now?â
âOf course we areâ besides, you should be feeling grateful that Iâ Furinaâ even liked you back~â
You bonk her head slightly as the two of you make your way towards the cafe, snow crunching on the pavement as you watch the warm orange fairy lights decorate the cafe.
âMerry Christmas.â
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