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iite-cool Ā· 6 months ago
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simon the type of menace that fucks you silly with his fingers and his tongue on your clit while you're crying and begging for permission to cum ("c-can i cum, sir?") and the very second he says yes, your toes start curling and your back arches. but just as you're about to go careening off the edge, he pulls away. he kisses away the tears streaming down your heated cheeks as you thrash under him and whispers, "it's may i cum actually."
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ratatatastic Ā· 7 days ago
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#ā€œalright talk to me what do we got?ā€ with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#ā€œthe purple one you always bringā€ maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#ā€œuh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?ā€ maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#ā€œthis is salmon and rye bread šŸ˜„ā€ ā€œ(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that šŸ‘‰ā€ ā€œ(charmed) and so is that šŸ«±ā€#ā€œill try your favourite firstā€ GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#ā€œsalmon and rye breadā€”thats the famous one ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ā€ [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#ā€œherringā€ ā€œherrin' šŸ¤ ?ā€ ā€œeating all this her-RINGā€ no notes#ā€œis this just another salmon on rye breadā€ he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#ā€œdifferent salmon? smoked?ā€ the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#ā€œi still love your country thoughā€ and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews ā€œjokesā€ BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#ā€œwhat the hell do i do with this thing?ā€ MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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lil-vibes Ā· 5 months ago
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im a firm believer that Narinder has rizz but its the kind where he casually says stuff that he perceives as something glaringly obvious and then if you look to the side Lambert is close to exploding
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darling-deadest Ā· 2 years ago
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if im good can i cockwarm you while you play video games? i promise iā€™ll only squirm a little
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i-gwarth Ā· 3 months ago
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"Stupid idiot tries to wear the crown of his master and gets stabbed to death with murder like a bitch boy" is actually a hilarious way to start off Season 2
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yeahnohoneybye Ā· 4 months ago
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him in the bud light shirt šŸ˜©šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ˜›šŸ˜›šŸ˜›šŸ˜›
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tthesongofachilless Ā· 6 months ago
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SLEEPER BUILDDDD
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percyposting Ā· 6 months ago
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I think a lot about the Ministry and how it works as such a psychological horror. To me at least. When I think about it through Percyā€™s eyes during the war, itā€™s definitely horror. With murderers running the departments, people going missing everyday, thousands of arrests being made in such a short amount of time. The fear of it hanging over his head, that one misstep might land him in Azkaban. Maybe people he worked closely with would go missing and heā€™d just have to move on.
I also think about what itā€™s like for him to be so close to the Ministers, specifically Scrimgeour and Thicknesse. I find those two very interesting as characters. Scrimgeour is a hypocrite, and heā€™s not even a very good Minister, but he does die for the good of the people, for Harry and for Dumbledoreā€™s cause. I like to imagine what it was like for Percy to work for him. To know him, then one day he ā€œdisappearsā€ and then the next day thereā€™s a new man at the head, Pius, who Percy is just suddenly working for as well. Iā€™ve always found it interesting that each Minister kept Percy on. I know both Fudge and Scrimgeour did it to spy on the Weasleys and possibly Dumbledore and Harry by connection, which was always so futile and silly and showed how desperate they both were because Percy wouldnā€™t even speak a word of for to his family. But they kept him for that purpose. But then heā€™s kept with Thicknesse as well. Is this to keep spying? Or is it not to raise suspicion about their silent coup? I donā€™t think itā€™s either of these because I firstly, the Death Eaters had different means of spying on the Weasleys. They would track their every move. They didnā€™t need him. So this is an obvious no to me. And in regard to keeping suspicions low, I feel thereā€™s nothing suspicious about changing staff for a new head of government. Itā€™s normal, even for wizards, Iā€™m sure.
So then why was he kept on? I honestly donā€™t know. Maybe Iā€™m bad at analyzing this, but some reasons I can think of would be a way to trap him without imprisoning him. They keep him stuck under an imperiused Minister and keep an eye on him. Maybe theyā€™re waiting for him to slip up.
I donā€™t believe for a second the idea they keep him on because they see any actual value in him. Even if Percy denounced his family on every level, they would still see him as a blood traitor and a Weasley. I donā€™t think that heā€™d be the exception when it comes to their suspicion about the Weasleys. One of the biggest flaws the Death Eaters/blood purists have is that they assign a label to those they deem lesser then never view them as anything other than that label. Percy is a Weasley, and to be a Weasley is to be a blood traitor. No amount of personal denouncing will change that, in my opinion! So I donā€™t think they keep him on because they feel heā€™s chill, or something. I think itā€™s more of a, we keep you here, we keep an eye on you, kind of thing. They put him in the perfect position to be tracked and studied and they wait for him to slip up so they can imprison him as a traitor.
That leads me back to the whole psychological horror element. All of this feels like horror to me. Percy talks about trying to avoid imprisonment at the end of Deathly Hallows but I feel the truth is he was imprisoned. In the Ministry. I canā€™t imagine what it was like to serve under a Minister you must know is being controlled ā€” I always liked and subscribed to the idea that Percy knew Thicknesse wasnā€™t himself. Does this make sense in terms of how he acts towards him at the end of Deathly Hallows? No! But I believe it anyway.
After all this thinking, it makes sense for one to come to the conclusion that Percy would never return to the Ministry again. There will always be something haunted about it to him. After Scrimgeour, especially. All it would be is a graveyard.
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soaqrudyz Ā· 1 year ago
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i hate fics that make soap a submissive twink for ghost to use one: because that sucks, is gross, and isnā€™t fun at all and two: because in my head he is actually insane.
he kills people!! he makes homemade bombs and keeps them in places he knows are dangerous just for the thrill of it!! he purposefully runs his mouth so he people will swing on him and he can beat them half to death!! he stalks ghost on leave!! he is smart and calculated and puts on airs so people underestimate him just to prove them wrong!! that man is sick in the head and proud of it!!!
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buck-up-buck Ā· 7 months ago
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7x09 is titled "Unfinished Business" ....
Tell me that is not a revenge plot against Bobby. TELL ME. You can't. If I was not convinced before, I AM NOW.
hErE mE oUt.
I'm not saying they are going to burn down Buck's loft, I AM NOT... BUT, imagine Bobby is dropping a patient off at the hospital with Hen and Chim (I know this hardly ever happens but roll with me guys), and our friend, the Burn Unit Nurse, sees him, and is like...
"Bobby?" BECAUSE, he recognises him, from all those years ago in Minnesota. He lived in Bobby's apartment complex, they were somewhat neighbours, and he saw Bobby go into that vacant apartment that night (the night we do not DARE talk about), on his way to work, and was working a night shift at the hospital when suddenly, they get an influx of patients with burns and smoke inhalation from an apartment fire downtown, and he hears in passing from a nurse the address, and his heart sinks because no his fiance was at home asleep at that address and he hears from someone a few weeks later that the fire started in a vacant room due to an electrical issue with a space heater and HE JUST KNOWS.
And Bobby turns around to face him and is like "Sorry, do I know you?" Because Bobby was going through it back then, he doesn't remember this guy, and the guy is like, "Sorry, no, I was mistaken." And he walks away leaving Bobby all like huh.
Then the episode ends with the truck pulling into the firehouse and the camera pans out and we see BURN UNIT NURSE GUY STOOD ACROSS THE ROAD STARING UP AT THE FIREHOUSE BECAUSE DUN DUN DUN- He has some Unfinished Business to attend to.
If this so happens to lead to the burning down of Buck's loft because this guy does his research and he does some stalking and he sees a connection that Bobby has with Buck that he doesn't seem to share with the other members of the team, then well, ya'll didn't see it here first but I fucking called it if so, because you're telling me that is not a CRAZY storyline right there.
BUT, even if not, even if we do not get our beloved loft burning down scene that we have been writing and praying for on Fanfiction for years, you cannot tell me that there is not going to be some kind of dark revenge plot going on in the last four episodes. This nurse is about to cause some HAVOC I CAN SENSE IT. MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING GUYS.
Anyway, @whollyjoly and @thetangycheesemanwithaplan had the absolute joy of hearing this from a very sleep-deprived me last week and now that the episode titles have been released, Buck's loft burning down and Burn Unit Nurses revenge plot is going to be my new personality trait. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU.
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carnivalcarriondiscarded Ā· 1 year ago
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i wanted to try my hand at slamming Home with the puppetification beam. i told myself i wasn't gonna get attached. im attached. not sure about the outfit tho
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aromanticannibal Ā· 12 days ago
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don't kill me for it guys but I largely prefer the concept of izuku being batshit insane and having a problem not letting out all his emotions spill out all over the table to the point that it's detrimental to him to the concept of izuku repressing ~good~ emotions or whatever
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marunene Ā· 2 months ago
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What is this man talking about (His biceps seem to be calling me to bite
Can someone transcribe what did he said after said he was struggling to understand what it would be like to have a man inside him
Why is he talking abt it anyway
Omg I love him
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definitely-jax Ā· 6 months ago
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hanzajesthanza Ā· 3 months ago
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if heā€™s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the ā€œshort storiesā€ era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though itā€™s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasnā€™t disappointed with it (ā€¦ with regards to them), but since itā€™s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished iā€™m trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if itā€™s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelionā€™s not there itā€™s gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geraltā€™s life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#itā€™s august and we donā€™t have a title yetttt šŸ„² and they said 2024 ā€¦ hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul ā€˜and donā€™t fuck it upā€™.gif#like iā€™m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punkā€™d?#itā€™s not going to be the best but iā€™m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. donā€™t trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say ā€˜and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflixā€™ and then i laughed.#i donā€™t trust himā€”i donā€™t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me canā€™t believe iā€™m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ā€˜well iā€™m only gay for cloutā€™ villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well itā€™s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again itā€™s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i donā€™t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say thereā€™s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat Ā· 5 months ago
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cult leader geto has a bit of a masochistic streak i think
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