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simon the type of menace that fucks you silly with his fingers and his tongue on your clit while you're crying and begging for permission to cum ("c-can i cum, sir?") and the very second he says yes, your toes start curling and your back arches. but just as you're about to go careening off the edge, he pulls away. he kisses away the tears streaming down your heated cheeks as you thrash under him and whispers, "it's may i cum actually."
#would maybe gouge his eyes out if he did this#can i bite him please#he makes me feral#i love him#simon smut#simon x reader#ghost x reader#cod x reader#vi.muses#my goddamn geography teacher used to do this shit#'sir can I go to the toilet?'#āI don't know can you?ā#STFU JEFF
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#āalright talk to me what do we got?ā with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#āthe purple one you always bringā maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#āuh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?ā maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#āthis is salmon and rye bread šā ā(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that šā ā(charmed) and so is that š«±ā#āill try your favourite firstā GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#āsalmon and rye breadāthats the famous one ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ā [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#āherringā āherrin' š¤ ?ā āeating all this her-RINGā no notes#āis this just another salmon on rye breadā he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#ādifferent salmon? smoked?ā the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#āi still love your country thoughā and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews ājokesā BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#āwhat the hell do i do with this thing?ā MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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im a firm believer that Narinder has rizz but its the kind where he casually says stuff that he perceives as something glaringly obvious and then if you look to the side Lambert is close to exploding
#'devoted to a fault. competent and unwavering you trully are the most perfect vessel for me' and he means it too#lamb has to cope somehow#'traitor or not your ferocity is second only to mine. god of death i look forward to seeing your mighty ascention. dont disappoint me'#he means it as a threat but like. buddy#if you look closely you can see the devotion bar sing above Lamberts head lmao#im writing sometihing nobody come close to my google docs file it might bite#he holds them in his palm and tells them through purrs that hes beyond pleased with their work and praises them and then is surprised#when the first thing they do upon defeating him is to propose#pebbles (me) ramblers#cotl#narilamb
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if im good can i cockwarm you while you play video games? i promise iāll only squirm a little
#t4t#t4t nsft#anyone can reblog#t4t nblm#t4t nblnb#t4t mlm#t4t nblw#t4t kink#inspired by the hot guy i play red dead with like sir let me sit on your cock please#in other news iām collecting a harem who wanna fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid#told one id bite him if he woke me up and he promised to give me the best dick of my life if i did so
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"Stupid idiot tries to wear the crown of his master and gets stabbed to death with murder like a bitch boy" is actually a hilarious way to start off Season 2
#I've spent decades studying this man please understand that biting off more than he can chew and suffering for it is quintessentially sauron#rings of power season 2#sauron#trop season 2#Turns out I would in fact still love him if he was a bunch of worms#the rings of power
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him in the bud light shirt š©š®āšØšššš
#armando aretas#bad boys for life#bad boys ride or die#jacob scipio#actor#celebrities#armando armas#bad boys 4#bad boys#i need him immediately#sedate me#help#meowing#barking#biting at the bars of my enclosure#i can fix him#just one lick please
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SLEEPER BUILDDDD
#IM GONNA SCREAM#HE'S SO FINE#LOGAN SARGEANT CAN YOU FIGHT#just let me take a bite Oscar please#he's so pretty help#MY BABY#if I ever go to meet him I'd pass out#UGHHHHH#formula 1#formula one#f1#op81#he is so babygirl#oscar piastri#oscar piastri 81#osc#loscar
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I think a lot about the Ministry and how it works as such a psychological horror. To me at least. When I think about it through Percyās eyes during the war, itās definitely horror. With murderers running the departments, people going missing everyday, thousands of arrests being made in such a short amount of time. The fear of it hanging over his head, that one misstep might land him in Azkaban. Maybe people he worked closely with would go missing and heād just have to move on.
I also think about what itās like for him to be so close to the Ministers, specifically Scrimgeour and Thicknesse. I find those two very interesting as characters. Scrimgeour is a hypocrite, and heās not even a very good Minister, but he does die for the good of the people, for Harry and for Dumbledoreās cause. I like to imagine what it was like for Percy to work for him. To know him, then one day he ādisappearsā and then the next day thereās a new man at the head, Pius, who Percy is just suddenly working for as well. Iāve always found it interesting that each Minister kept Percy on. I know both Fudge and Scrimgeour did it to spy on the Weasleys and possibly Dumbledore and Harry by connection, which was always so futile and silly and showed how desperate they both were because Percy wouldnāt even speak a word of for to his family. But they kept him for that purpose. But then heās kept with Thicknesse as well. Is this to keep spying? Or is it not to raise suspicion about their silent coup? I donāt think itās either of these because I firstly, the Death Eaters had different means of spying on the Weasleys. They would track their every move. They didnāt need him. So this is an obvious no to me. And in regard to keeping suspicions low, I feel thereās nothing suspicious about changing staff for a new head of government. Itās normal, even for wizards, Iām sure.
So then why was he kept on? I honestly donāt know. Maybe Iām bad at analyzing this, but some reasons I can think of would be a way to trap him without imprisoning him. They keep him stuck under an imperiused Minister and keep an eye on him. Maybe theyāre waiting for him to slip up.
I donāt believe for a second the idea they keep him on because they see any actual value in him. Even if Percy denounced his family on every level, they would still see him as a blood traitor and a Weasley. I donāt think that heād be the exception when it comes to their suspicion about the Weasleys. One of the biggest flaws the Death Eaters/blood purists have is that they assign a label to those they deem lesser then never view them as anything other than that label. Percy is a Weasley, and to be a Weasley is to be a blood traitor. No amount of personal denouncing will change that, in my opinion! So I donāt think they keep him on because they feel heās chill, or something. I think itās more of a, we keep you here, we keep an eye on you, kind of thing. They put him in the perfect position to be tracked and studied and they wait for him to slip up so they can imprison him as a traitor.
That leads me back to the whole psychological horror element. All of this feels like horror to me. Percy talks about trying to avoid imprisonment at the end of Deathly Hallows but I feel the truth is he was imprisoned. In the Ministry. I canāt imagine what it was like to serve under a Minister you must know is being controlled ā I always liked and subscribed to the idea that Percy knew Thicknesse wasnāt himself. Does this make sense in terms of how he acts towards him at the end of Deathly Hallows? No! But I believe it anyway.
After all this thinking, it makes sense for one to come to the conclusion that Percy would never return to the Ministry again. There will always be something haunted about it to him. After Scrimgeour, especially. All it would be is a graveyard.
#sorry#Iām sooo normal#jkr please bite the dust so I can get rights to your shit and make a psychological horror about percyās expirences in the ministry#percy weasley#harry potter and the deathly hallows#pius thicknesse#rufus scrimgeour#I will make a separate post on Pius because I have many many maaaany thoughts about him!#the ministry
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i hate fics that make soap a submissive twink for ghost to use one: because that sucks, is gross, and isnāt fun at all and two: because in my head he is actually insane.
he kills people!! he makes homemade bombs and keeps them in places he knows are dangerous just for the thrill of it!! he purposefully runs his mouth so he people will swing on him and he can beat them half to death!! he stalks ghost on leave!! he is smart and calculated and puts on airs so people underestimate him just to prove them wrong!! that man is sick in the head and proud of it!!!
#ask me about my insane soap headcanons pleae pleade please please pls i wonāt bite please ask me about insane soap#soap mactavish is a creature that is so personal to me#i would put him in positions ghost can only DREAM of#call of duty#cod#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#soap mactavish#headcanon#cod soap#soap call of duty#soap mw2#soapghost#soap x ghost#simon ghost riley
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7x09 is titled "Unfinished Business" ....
Tell me that is not a revenge plot against Bobby. TELL ME. You can't. If I was not convinced before, I AM NOW.
hErE mE oUt.
I'm not saying they are going to burn down Buck's loft, I AM NOT... BUT, imagine Bobby is dropping a patient off at the hospital with Hen and Chim (I know this hardly ever happens but roll with me guys), and our friend, the Burn Unit Nurse, sees him, and is like...
"Bobby?" BECAUSE, he recognises him, from all those years ago in Minnesota. He lived in Bobby's apartment complex, they were somewhat neighbours, and he saw Bobby go into that vacant apartment that night (the night we do not DARE talk about), on his way to work, and was working a night shift at the hospital when suddenly, they get an influx of patients with burns and smoke inhalation from an apartment fire downtown, and he hears in passing from a nurse the address, and his heart sinks because no his fiance was at home asleep at that address and he hears from someone a few weeks later that the fire started in a vacant room due to an electrical issue with a space heater and HE JUST KNOWS.
And Bobby turns around to face him and is like "Sorry, do I know you?" Because Bobby was going through it back then, he doesn't remember this guy, and the guy is like, "Sorry, no, I was mistaken." And he walks away leaving Bobby all like huh.
Then the episode ends with the truck pulling into the firehouse and the camera pans out and we see BURN UNIT NURSE GUY STOOD ACROSS THE ROAD STARING UP AT THE FIREHOUSE BECAUSE DUN DUN DUN- He has some Unfinished Business to attend to.
If this so happens to lead to the burning down of Buck's loft because this guy does his research and he does some stalking and he sees a connection that Bobby has with Buck that he doesn't seem to share with the other members of the team, then well, ya'll didn't see it here first but I fucking called it if so, because you're telling me that is not a CRAZY storyline right there.
BUT, even if not, even if we do not get our beloved loft burning down scene that we have been writing and praying for on Fanfiction for years, you cannot tell me that there is not going to be some kind of dark revenge plot going on in the last four episodes. This nurse is about to cause some HAVOC I CAN SENSE IT. MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING GUYS.
Anyway, @whollyjoly and @thetangycheesemanwithaplan had the absolute joy of hearing this from a very sleep-deprived me last week and now that the episode titles have been released, Buck's loft burning down and Burn Unit Nurses revenge plot is going to be my new personality trait. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU.
#Thank you for coming to my ted talk#911#911 spoilers#season seven#season seven spec#i am talking about burning bucks loft down again#unfinished business#are you kidding me#this SCREAMS revenge plot#evan buckley#bobby nash#bobbys past is about to come bite him in the ass guys I CAN SMELL IT#we love giving our favourite characters more TRAUMA#as if bobby hasn't been through enough guys GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK#first you sink his cruise ship then you burn his sons loft down#sksksks how RUDE#LETS GO PEOPLE#am I god?#am i right with this?#if the episodes would just AIR THEN WE WOULD KNOW WOULDNT WE#tim minear get on this shit#this is good soup right here#get me in the writers room#i have a creative writing degree and i am not afraid to use her#tim minear hire me please#i love you#tim#minear#tim minear#gonna tag him again cause we know he lurks on Tumblr we know he does
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i wanted to try my hand at slamming Home with the puppetification beam. i told myself i wasn't gonna get attached. im attached. not sure about the outfit tho
#hes in my head now. rent free.#BITES HIM BITES HIM BITES HIM ARGHASBDASKJNA#in my mind hes in the same height category as poppy/barnaby/howdy#that is to say: Tall. Big Guy.#hes also mute! i think he can still like... creak? bc hes still Home yk yk i want him to keep his main attributes#also bc his mouth cant really open. those teeth are Fixed#ITS 6 AM IM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING A COVER LETTER NOT THINKING ABOUT PUPPET!HOME#now im like 'oh what are his dynamics with the neighbors whats his personality what does he do'#BRAIN PLEASE BE QUIET I NEED A JOB#neurons said no job only welcome home#emphasis on the Home#scribble salad#welcome home#hes a big ol friendly guy...#im fairly satisfied with how he looks#i think he resembles his canon form enough#and i hope hes noticeably similar to wally! i tried to have him echo the little man in little ways#also please bear with me im not used to drawing glasses. at all#i need to give more of characters glasses huh.... get that skillz in
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don't kill me for it guys but I largely prefer the concept of izuku being batshit insane and having a problem not letting out all his emotions spill out all over the table to the point that it's detrimental to him to the concept of izuku repressing ~good~ emotions or whatever
#like he's fine honestly#he definitely TRIES to repress at some points. does he succeed? no#like it's kind of a thing that it's bad to the point that it puts him in danger the ārepressingā is him doing his best to not get too mad bc#he knows it's going to get him killed lmao#also I've seen a lot of stuff about blackwhip choking Izuku that one time but uhhhhhhh#idk do we remember izuku biting on afo's quikr tendril thing after kacchan gets stabbed? he will just bite on shit if he's angry#like the emotions are very much coming out and its very much a bad thing I fear#idk idk the idea that the control your heart thing is a bad terrible thing forcing izuku to repress his emotions doesn't vibe with me#like. be so for real izuku canonically gets sloppier and meaner when he's angry. do we want that. no#anyways#I just really like izuku being an anger beast who likes to bite on shit that's very funny#mad mha ramblings//#btw guys can we look at the actual master repressor of the manga : OCHAKO BABY PLEASE JUST CRY IT'S OK.
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What is this man talking about (His biceps seem to be calling me to bite
Can someone transcribe what did he said after said he was struggling to understand what it would be like to have a man inside him
Why is he talking abt it anyway
Omg I love him
#supernatural#castiel appreciation account#spn#misha fucking collins#misha my beloved#misha collins#misha#misha please#what the fuck are you talking about#I love you.#I can be the man inside you if you want to ngh#ngl*#heheheh š#THOSE BICEPS.#I NEED TO BITE#Let's ignore what he's saying for a second about trying to understand what it would be like to have a man inside of him#He's so funny and for WHAT#Uugh#kiss me#older men do it better#misha misha misha#mishamigos
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#what if you said i want more dp content#and i told you#the magnus archives#epsiode 160#the eye opens#jonathan sims#the archivist#the archive#i just got through the season 4 finale and started on season 5#so no spoilers#but holy shit#im losing kt#i need him dead#metal pipe needs a comeback#but also can he just get to rest to be happy for a little bit#PLEASE#mag 160#jon sims#jon sims fanart#mag fanart#tma podcast#tma fanart#tma spoilers#tma jon#tma#ceaseless watcher#biting anybody who gets to close to my enclosure rn#also pleaseeeeee i need some jmart comfory#they could be perfect#fuck johna magnus
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if heās not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the āshort storiesā era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though itās not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasnāt disappointed with it (ā¦ with regards to them), but since itās literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished iām trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if itās regular geralt day in the life then if dandelionās not there itās gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geraltās life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#itās august and we donāt have a title yetttt š„² and they said 2024 ā¦ hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul āand donāt fuck it upā.gif#like iām excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punkād?#itās not going to be the best but iām hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. donāt trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say āand i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflixā and then i laughed.#i donāt trust himāi donāt even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me canāt believe iām still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the āwell iām only gay for cloutā villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well itās not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again itās been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i donāt want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say thereās 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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cult leader geto has a bit of a masochistic streak i think
#he likes it when youāre mean to himā¦..#little freak of a man#the type of guy to provoke you just so youāll jab him with your elbow or kick him in the shin#so he can laugh fondly and do a cute little āouch!ā#it didnāt hurt at all but i think he likes being The Calm One. while you lash out.#he likes being gentle and tender even and especially when youāre itching to bite him#ā¦ā¦.. heās been rotting in my brain a little more than usual lately šš#anyway my point is he getsā¦ā¦ā¦ strangely pleased when you treat him harshly. only when itās you.#maybe he sees the pain as repetance. maybe he wants you to make him pay for leaving you behind ten years ago. who knows?#maybe heās just a little silly#ari noises ā©
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