#campus app

[jenniferjoshwa]

Student Engagement App and Campus Engagement App for Higher Education | e2sapp

e2s, the flagship student engagement app from Engage2Serve, Inc., is an advanced student lifecycle CRM tailored specifically for leading universities and schools. It enhances communication, engagement, and support, helping institutions foster student success and improve experiences.

[cringelock]

i think talking about “cope” within a tjlc context is hilarious at this point. i’m not on copium baby i’m on something worse! we moved beyond notions of cope approximately 4 years ago. blog theory and EMP have burned out like great stars and all that’s left is the hardest stringiest life forms. what anyone still riding this train has going on is much more complicated and personal than cope. i invented cope. after what i’ve seen there’s nothing cope could do for me. i stare into the eye of the storm with breathtaking awareness. i welcome entropy. “what else could they possibly mean by this?” is our equivalent of “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” almost a meditation on the nature of our state. there is no answer to this question, in fact the very lack of an answer is the point. cope is for those who still can shield their eyes, but we have been burdened with sight! i took an edible approximately three hours ago

[hurglewurm]

idk if it's the grad school, 3 hour lectures getting to me, or the fact that i have to be on campus for 12 straight hours every thursday but goddamn i just want to sleep. and sleep and sleep. and then wake up and draw every animal and fanart for things only i have witnessed and NOT do my readings

[lovely-v]

i listen to an unhealthy amount of podcast right now it's like every time someone asks what i've been up to I'm like well I've been listening to this podcast

[fandomflotilla]

Things Beacon Students are No Longer Allowed To Do: Rule 52

52. The game “Jetpack Joyride” is now banned on campus.

52 a. Jetpack Joyride is now banned from being spoken of on campus. Stop telling freshmen the machine gun powerup is “based on real events” or “instructional”.

52 b. While we were all impressed by how high Ms Adel got, and it may eventually be a useful tactic against Grimm in specific situations, the method of testing she used was unacceptable. Anyone who tries to replicate her stunt is getting automatic detention and kitchen duty. (What on earth were you thinking???? You did so much damage, the Beacon repair teams are now on suicide watch, and you traumatized half of campus! Even with my semblance we could barely clean that mess up. - Prof. Goodwitch) (Okay, but you have to admit it was badass. - Coco) (You now have two more weeks of kitchen duty, Ms Adel. - Prof. Goodwitch) (…fuck. - Coco)

52 c. To all students: Recoil is not an acceptable form of aerial propulsion. (… - Ruby) (… - Yang) (… - Nora) (Glynda, could you please come to my office - Ozpin) (…*sigh* - Prof. Goodwitch)

52 c i. Edit: Recoil is not an acceptable form of aerial propulsion outside of training areas and combat. (Better? - Prof. Goodwitch) (Quite. Thank you Glynda. - Ozpin)

Extra Context:

In case anyone is wondering what on earth I’m referencing, here’s a clip from “Jetpack Joyride”

In case it’s not clear what Coco did, that is a machine gun strapped to his back.

[calkale]

i need a boyfriend i cant do this anymore i'm so lonely

[sillimancer]

food stamp card arrived, god bless

[broke-on-books]

"The library will be closing in 1 hour at 7pm" DURING FINALS WEEK?! well ok then

[yourqueenb]

“Drew only does casual”

“Drew doesn’t do commitment”

Ok that’s fine, but girl are you good with that??

[brittlebutch]

it has come to me in a vision (Lila using phone AAC app to write her essays when she goes to college)

[agnesandhilda]

something so misanthropic about mobile-only restaurants. fuck you if you're poor I guess

[splynter]

slut

[01tsubomi]

mfw i spent yeeeeears in college aaaaaagonizing about how to turn a short fanfic of mine into a full-length original work and was working on it with my professor and through all the editing became really embarrassed of the original fanfic version thinking it was immature and shallow but could also never make the rewrite work so i moved onto other projects and then today after a very long time reread both of them only to find that the original fic is concise and heartfelt with clunky execution but solid and gripping emotional beats and the novelization is overwritten self-obsessed garbo

[puppetlooselystrung]

bro where the fuck do i watch fionna and cake

[dullahandyke]

It's a beautiful lovely sunny day perfect to go outside and ignore my homework and eat ice cream and read comics on a bench surrounded by nature but instead of doing that I feel like any minute now I'm gonna start seeing cartoon bombs attached to balloons falling down upon me

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Taking the bus when ur someone who is incapable of leaving with more than a minimum amount of time to get somewhere is such a fun gamble