#campaign 3 episode 50

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 50

Yeah, I know, FIFTY IN. It's a big deal, and I sense it's gonna be a big one too ...

Gale? Really? Sweet! XD Wow ... Travis and Marisha are REALLY going for this one ... andnow the hilariously painful info dumb ... yeah, I'm with Matt, that's too good ... ah, the twist! So sweet! XD

Wow ... Matt, way to ham it up on THIS ad for NordVPN!

Ah, a little Jester and Artie fun before the titles. :3 Just what we need!

"At dawn we plan ... we did ... NO PLANNING." Yup, that's about right.

Oof ... Ashley, WHAT?!!! Where even ARE YOU right now? XD It's adorable ...

Liam: "You want to nail our plan to the WEATHER?!!!" Indeed.

Wait a minute ... WHY is Liam so low down? Is he playing Orym Method style this session?

Oh yeah, Ira Wendagoth, as creepy as ever ...

WHISPERS?!!! Already? Blimey!

Matt's sound effect as he describes the lens appearing out of nowhere ... yeah, I'm with Ashley, that shit funny.

Xandis: "Yah, okay, who am I to argue with the giant black spider man?"

Sacrifice for the Changebringer? Really, Chet? And FCG ACTUALLY has to ROLL FOR THAT DECISION?!!! OMG!!! Orym: "Nice to see you're adding NUANCE to your worship now, FCG." Yes, indeed.

Laudna: "He's got a real grudge against the gods." Ira: "Hmmm, I've noticed, it's ... adorable."

Wow ... Fearne is REALLY picking the Nightmare King's pockets for the spyglass ... AND IT WORKS?!!! Priceless! XD

Oof, this is a dilemma ... FCG is REALLY willing to stay on the ship when they CRASH IT?!!! Yeah, that flying plan us NOT gonna work ...

Laudna explaining the plan to Ira is SENDING ME so we'll ... XD

Oh, FCG and Fearne on the ship if she Polymorphs and flies them both off ... yeah, that works.

Ah yes ... Laudna asks Ira if he's gonna betray them is the sweetest way and he tells them OF COURSE they can't trust him in exactly the same tone. Yup ...

Imogen asks Ira if he can teleport ... Matt ACTUALLY has to CHECK THE CHARACTER SHEET? REALLY?!!!

No, really, Imogen calling her Mum is like THE WORST IDEA, really. DO NOT DO THAT.

Whoa ... the Circlet KEEPS OUT THE NOISE!!! Wow, that is SWEET!!! Imogen's like SO HAPPY about that it's so cute.

Wow, okay ... Chetney's like TOTALLY trying to break it to Xzndis zbout what they're doing ... no, wait ... HE'S LYING?!!! Chet, what are you DOING?!!!

Oh yeah, he's totally not buying this ... and really NOT happy about it either, clearly ... hmm ...

Xandis: "You're asking me to go down with the ship?" Um ... no?

Oh so now he's gonna TEACH FEARNE how to fly it? Hmmm ... oh boy, and now she's at the wheel ... oooh ... this could go SO BAD ...

Wow, she is REALLY bad at this ...

Oh, Enhance Ability. Won't that GO AWAY after a while? Hmmm?

Whoa, they actually have Ruby Vsnguard disguises? Wow ... that could work ...

Ah, yes? Exit strategy, we forgot about that ... oh, so NO exit strategy? Okay ...

They're all getting SO CONFUSED!!! What's even happening now? Help!

Travis: "Because y'know I got cattle prod experience." Umm ... okay?

Oh boy, Fearne is like TOTALLY BUSTED now ... XD

Dropping off the crew ... yeah, if they don't come back ... hmmm ... that's not, like, foreboding or anything.

"Gnome sinkholes?"

Making fun of those awful math riddles from elementary. Sam: "The doctor was his mother! That was the answer!"

Ooh, danishes! Yum! Oh, they're special magic danishes? Hmmm ...

Imogen messaging Keyleth? Cool! "Our arrival isn't ... quiet." Oh, okay then. XD

Phase 2? Okay ... so who's gonna be what? Ruby Vanguard or Paragon's Call? Meanwhile Chetney insists on being naked with the Apron on ...

Laudna putting on a little foundation and rouge to appear less dead ... yeah ... might be wise.

Touchdown ...

Now it's time to SPLIT THE PARTY ... oooof ... y'know I hate it when they do that. Now we're all worried ...

Laudna's flirting with Ira again and Chetney's totally calling her on it. XD

Yet again Ashton tries to pick Fearne's pockets again while hugging her ... something irreplaceable? She kisses him om the forehead. Ashton: "Fuck ... well that's just really hard to steal back, isn't it?"

"Bell's Hells!" "And Xandis!"

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about the Crawler ...

More seriously spooky perception from Orym ... yup, par for the course.

Carrying on on foot ... okay ... oh, a tree for Keyleth! Perfect!

Whoa, what's THIS thing? Possible outpost? Hmmm ... oh, so they ARE gonna check it out? Oh, nice stealth check, Travis! Oh, wreckage? What the hell is this?

A skyship? Whoa ... oh, and this is FRESH?!!! Oh, that can't be good ... FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Okay, so are they changing the plan or not?

Checking for traps ... and now what is THIS? Oh, they've arrived. Okay then ...

Wait ... incoming crawler? Hide or act natural! Group deception roll! Phew ... JUST passed that one ...

Trying to bluff their way in ... persuasion or deception? 19? NICE!!! And it works! They're in, but under VERY close scrutiny ... and now EVERYBODY has to make a check? Okay ... oof ... and it doesn't QUITE pass muster ... shit!

The fight in the kitchen? Hmmm ... oh yeah, that's right, Chetney WAS a wolf at the time ...

Liam: "If we keep talking, and keep HIM (Chetney) from talking, everything should be fine." REALLY?!!!

So they're NOT gonna go for it then?

ANOTHER deception check? Aaaaaaaagh!

Oh shit ... and it's all kicking off ...

Great, now Ashton's frozen solid ... oh, and now Chetney's just getting nasty! Matt: "And THAT'S where we're gonna take our break!" Aaah!

Woof ... BATTLEMAP ALREADY?!!! EEP!!! And fuck that automaton is HUGE!!!

ROLL INITIATIVE!!!

Form of Dread! Here we go! Ooh, and BANE too! OF COURSE Liam and Ashley immediately start their Dark Knight Bane impressions. XD

Titties?

Firebolt? Yikes ... oh, and even at disadvantage it STILL hits? Ouch!

And Imogen is STILL maintaining the deception ...

Chetney goes full on feral and just SHREDS this guy! Yeah, he is FUCKED UP now ... and now Chet's just using him as a "meat shield".

Oh, and now Ashton's free again! Nice!

Orym goes all in! Trash that mage, wee man! And the other guy just TOTALLY tanks both his attacks on him too! Phew!

Ashton Rages ... and goes slightly invisible? Freaky Reckless weirdness! Big hits AND he shoves him! Boom!

Oh boy ... and now here comes the Warder ... oh boy ... this massive thing is TERRIFYING!!! Big hit on Ashton! Thank fuck he's raging!

Imogen uses Telekinetic Shove to pull a bait and switch and take Orym's place! Crazy! Oh nice and she just COOKS these guys with her lightning! Sweet! And one of them is just DONE!!! Another one proper FUCKED UP too!

Laudna chucks Pate at the automaton and casts Shocking Grasp through him into it ... Holy FUCK!!! Nice move!

And now Chetney is CLIMBING THE ROBOT!!! OH MY FUCKING GODS!!! Oh yeah, IS THERE an off switch? Oh, there's SOMETHING ... some kind of trapdoor?

Marisha is now STANDING UP AND HOVERING over the table! This is getting SERIOUS!!!

Ashton: "Hands off the brain!" BOOM!!! Fuck, ACID DAMAGE?!!! Nasty! And THAT is all THAT GUY wrote!

Now it's the Warder's turn again ... while Chetney is ON IT!!! OH SHIT!!! That trap is a FLAMETHROWER!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!

"Hi, I'm Melee." XD

Wow, this thing is now GROVELLING!!! That is WILD!!!

18 does not hit! Oof ... big old armored beasty! 23 works, though. Inflicting SOME damage, at least ...

Laudna casts Eldritch Blast UP ITS BUTT!!!

So 20 JUST hits? Oof ... good thing Orym is a badass!

Ashton RIPPLES through space as he just BATTERS the thing! And ... "Oh that's TERRIBLE!!!" What? Oh ... so that DID fuck it up some at least ...

All it can do this turn is GET UP again? Phew ...

Imogen does Shocking Grasp on it ... NATURAL 20 means DOUBLE DICE OF DAMAGE!!! Oof ... yeah, that REALLY fucked it up!

Laudna ALSO does Shocking Grasp through Pate! Nice! And she gets the HDYWTDT!!! Sweet! Full on lightning rod effect! Crunch! It is DEAD.

So much for THIS combat then ... did anybody notice? Whoa ... seriously, did NOBODY ELSE pick up on this big scrap?

Wait ... something just GRABS Imogen? Aaah!

Okay ... who IS this? Are they NOT a threat? Potential ally? Hmmmm ...

Release ... that doesn't work? Wait ... a FLICK?!!! what the hell?

What the fuck ... BEAUREGARD LIONETT?!!! Are you fucking KIDDING ME?!!!

Covering the dead robot with the fallen tent? Smart move. Might even work ...

Marisha: "Is the dirt wizard here?" Matt: "Why would the dirt wizard be here?" Hmmm ...

Fearne: "She's so hot." SERIOUSLY?!!!

Oh my gods REALLY! Ashley's FACE!!! It's like Fearne is just totally smitten already! Except of course she's not actually HERE right now, so ...

FUCK!!! Caleb too! This is INSANE and I'm loving it!

Oh, they're FRIENDS of the Verity? That makes sense, then. And they know Ryn! Okay then.

All right seriously, are the rest of the Nein here too? PLEASE?!!!

Ooooooh ... the fact that it's Imogen's mum is NOT going over well, then ...

Perpetual Ripple? That sounds serious ...

Oh, so THE NEIN were the team in the Shadowfell? Now THAT makes sense!

"Dope monk shit!" Oh boy this just got SOOOOOO meta! XD

So apparently it's JUST them and not the rest of the Nein? Okay then ... kind of makes sense too, given their work ... makes me wonder sbout Yasha, though ...

Caleb: "We're not necessarily --" Chetney: "Smart?" Oooooooooh ...

Dunamis ... Orym: "What's dunabis?" Snort!

Travis: "I just can't right now." Laura: "He's like a best-of." Matt: "You guys made some entwined characters."

LOL ... Beau calling Chetney a "talking pet" ... XD

Laudna namedrops the Nightmare King and Beau is just like INSTANTLY DONE. XD

Ah yes. The residuum. I wondered when that would come up again.

Imogen: "Do either of you have the ability to heal anyone?" Caleb: "Nein." Orym: "You can only heal NINE of us?"

Voltron the dead automaton? Really?

Oh my gods they're ACTUALLY gonna TRY and make this work ... oh boy ... and that's a no then, no chance.

Oh shit! Crawler! Deception again? 20? Nice ...

Beau DOES NOT like having Imogen in her head and I am NOT surprised.

Okay, now what?

Matt: "And that's where we're gonna call it a night." Yup, seems like a good place to stop.

Those random rolls got people killed in the Shadowfell? REALLY?!!!

Anniversary episode next? Cool! Roll on next week, then ...

[aimless-otter]

Laura and Liam Messing with Each Other

[hanaaria]

holy shit im just 1 episode away from the fancy and the fooled aka the episode i've been waiting for ever since i've learned about essek and his whole deal. it only took me approximately half a year to get here!

[atomicfunnightmare]

Apogee solstice! Go, go Red Moon!

[retrokid616]

Critical Role Episode 50 pre-game

so here we are episode 50 so how do i feel knowing its the solstice well an old 80s movie said it best THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

and by that i mean holly shit please for the love of the dice gods there is not a TPK tonight anyway in other news matt's guest GM'ing a season D20 later this year.

so yeah

all that and more this week so until then see y'all in the live blogs tonight.

[tarydarrington]

campaign 2 episode 10 x campaign 3 episode 50

[bakersdaughter21]

Anthony Birch choking up as he narrates the end of his second campaign that spanned over 2 years, with 50+ episodes, carrying a story through 3+ generations, cultivating a following and a community of love and support and silliness, with his four friends and phenomenal players that helped elevate an already amazing story and concept…

just… that last episode. Those tears in his voice. It was like his child grew up before his eyes and is now going off into the world…

[henrenologist]

seasons 3 and 7 are the best seasons of 911 for the simple reason they are the only ones in which karen is in over 50% of episodes. with your support we can add s8 to that list. by joining my letter writing campaign,

[starling-illu]

finally catching up on campaign 3

I'm only 50 episodes behind 🥲

[twinklestarss]

Campaign 3 Episode 50: Red Moon Rising

[lazyworksinprogress]

The art of the pivot or "when life gives you lemons" monologue as performed by Roderick Usher - The Fall of the House of Usher, episode 3 "Murder in the Rue Morgue"

"One thing I tried to teach them, the art of the pivot. When life hands you lemons... first you roll out a multimedia campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a... A media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say "I love you," the must-have accessory for engagements or anniversaries. Roses are out, lemons are in. Billboards that say she won't have sex with you unless you got lemons. You cut De Beers in on it. Limited edition lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called lemon drops. You get Apple to call their new operating system OS-Lemón. A little accent over the "o".

You charge 40% more for organic lemons, 50% more for conflict-free lemons. You pack the Capitol with lemon lobbyists, you get a Kardashian to suck a lemon wedge in a leaked sex tape. Timothée Chalamet wears lemon shoes at Cannes. Get a hashtag campaign. Something isn't cool or tight or awesome, no, it's lemon. Did you see that movie? Did you go to that concert? It was effing lemon. Billie Eilish, OMG, hashtag... lemon. You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins 'cause there is nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds. You write a line of genetic code that makes lemons look just a little more like tits and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon dna sequence, you cross pollinate, you get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmers for copyright infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land.

Sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you're done, and you've sold your lem-pire for a few billion dollars, then and only then, you make some fucking lemonade."

[featherbow]

Vox Machina seating with Orion

Vox Machina seating after Orion

Episode 42, Sam and Marisha switch places

Episode 50, Sam and Taliesin switch places (first moved to this arrangement in 43 with Mary and Will also at the table, 50 is the first one I could also get Ashley at the table with the new arrangement) They keep this arrangement to the end

Vox Machina seating in campaign 3 episode 113 (also 114)

[paperglader]

It’s nice to know that no matter what happens on critical role episode 50 of campaign 3, it’s gonna be gay, because marisha decided to show up like this:

This woman is ready to go!! and I thank her deeply for her service.

Marisha:

[cringefaecompilation]

anyways i was sad about bell's hells not getting to have episode 100 for themselves and having to wait for episode 102 to return, and then i had another thought. have any of them even been in the show for 100 episodes? let's have a look and see how long each member of bells hell's has stayed in the game.

braius doomseed takes up the back, with only his singular live show debut episode to his name. chin up, buddy. you'll probably have more. i'd love to have another 99 episodes, but i can't help but feel like he'll only be so lucky to get in the low 50s.

next is bertrand bell, who prior to bell's hells showed up in the search for grog and the search for bob. he also appeared in a non-canon one shot but as it's non-canon, we will move onto campaign three. he died at the end of episode three, so only five episodes in total.

third from last is dorian storm. he had an optimistic head start with exandria unlimited bagging him an extra eight, but since he vanished fourteen episodes in and only returned in episode 92, that leaves him with 30, counting the kymal two-part series. at least he's in the double digits.

shooting up by a massive margin we have chetney, who first appeared in episode seven and has been with the party ever since. excluding the episodes from the split arc, he has been in 79 episodes, leaving him with only 21 episodes before he hits 100! if he rolls that percentile 20 episodes in, i'm going to be so pissed.

a bit higher than chetney is the late, great fresh cut grass. excluding the episodes from the split arc, they permanently sit at 86 episodes. they would have only needed 14 more episodes to make it to 100.

laudna and ashton are tied for 89 episodes excluding the episodes from the split arc, as both were incapacitated for 3 additional episodes due to circumstances beyond their control. they both need only 11 more episodes to reach 100. however, if we do not count the moment from between the boughs as laudna appearing as a party member, she's at 88 episodes and thus would need 12 episodes.

imogen has been here for every episode except for the split. that leaves her with a cool 93 episodes and only 7 episodes left until she hits 100.

orym also had a head start with exandria unlimited. subtracting the split, he's at 99 episodes on the dot. just let that thought sit with you for the next 3 episodes like a hangnail.

what shocked me the most with this dumb little bit of research is that fearne has been in 100 episodes! 101 to be exact. the split did nothing to slow her down and she celebrated her 100th episode by summoning her demon friend with benefits, good for her! good for her.

[wheelsgoroundincircles]

The Two Most Iconic Wheel Standers of All Time.

Hurst Hemi Under Glass

Hurst Hemi Under Glass is the name given to a series of exhibition drag racing cars campaigned by Hurst Performance between 1965 and 1970 across North America and ended with the '68 model year.

Each wheelstander was based on the current Plymouth Barracuda for the corresponding model year. The car was so named because the fuel injected Chrysler Hemi engine was placed under the Barracuda's exceptionally large rear window. The result of the rearward weight transfer was a "wheelie" down the length of the drag strip.

The Hemi Under Glass was developed by Hurst Corporation to showcase their products in the A/FX class - precursor to funny cars. In 1965, George Hurst hired Wild Bill Shrewsberry of Mansfield, OH, an accomplished drag racer who had raced for both Mickey Thompson and Jack Chrisman. After helping to pioneer it into the first wheelstanding exhibition car, Shrewsberry left at the end of the season to pursue his own project.

For the 1966 season, Bob Riggle, who was also from Mansfield, OH and was involved with Hurst as a mechanic and fabricator became the second driver of the Hurst Hemi Under Glass car and campaigned the cars with Hurst as the sponsor until later years when the Hurst Company was sold to Sunbeam. At that point, the car ran without the Hurst logo and was simply known as the "Hemi Under Glass." Riggle's career ended in 1975 with a devastating accident at US 30 Dragway in Gary, Indiana.

Popular model kits of the car were produced in 1/32 scale by Aurora Plastics Corporation and in 1/25 scale by Model Products Corporation. A limited edition 1/18 scale diecast model of the 1966 car is currently available from Highway 61.[1]

Riggle returned to exhibition racing in 1992 with a 1966 injected version of the car and a 1968 supercharged version of the car.[2] The original 1965 car was stripped for its power train and parts in 1967 for the new Barracuda chassis/body style and no longer exists.[3][4]

While taping the June 26, 2016 episode of Jay Leno's Garage, Riggle, with Leno riding in the passenger seat, rolled a newly constructed '69 version of the Hemi Under Glass after turning sharply at the end of a wheelie run. Neither of the men were hurt, but the car sustained significant damage.[5] Leno was riding along to fulfill another item on his 'Bucket List.'

July, 2016, Mike Mantel of New Braunfels, TX was named as the new driver of the Hemi Under Glass. Mantel took over the '68 car which has the longest performing history of any Hemi Under Glass ever constructed and becomes the third official driver in the brand's 50+ year history.[6] Mantel was only 6 years old when the Hemi Under Glass first took to the track. He has a wide range of driving experience from drag cars, road race, and movie cars. Mantel's original hometown is the city of Hawthorne, CA.

Billy Lawrence Golden (December 31, 1933 – September 14, 2015),[1] nicknamed "Maverick", was an American drag racer. He is probably best known for driving the Little Red Wagon A/FX wheelstander pickup exhibition racer.

Little Red Wagon

Born in Shawnee Township, Illinois, Golden joined the US Marines and first became interested in drag racing while at Camp Pendleton.

Golden was given his "Maverick" nickname in the late 1950s by an announcer at a Southern California dragstrip, because he chose to drive an unconventional 361 cu in (5,920 cc)-powered Dodge Custom Royal. He started racing in AHRA Super Stock, driving Dodges for several years. He was one of the first drivers in AHRA S/S to successfully run an automatic transmission. In 1960, Chrysler offered to provide him parts, when he was driving a Dodge Phoenix, powered by a 330 hp (250 kW) 330 cu in (5.4 L) with twin Carter carburetors and cross-ram intake manifold; the car was capable of quarter-mile times of 13.7 seconds.

By 1962, he was a factory driver, driving an S/SA Dodge. At the 1962 AHRA Winternationals, driving his bright yellow hemi "Taxi Cab" Dodge 330, he scored a "stunning" victory over "Dyno Don" Nicholson's 409 cu in (6,700 cc) factory Chevrolet at Fontana Drag City, to take the Stock Eliminator title, Chrysler's only Nationals win for 1962.

In 1963, Golden worked with Jim Nelson of Dragmasters to improve the car, and won seven Super Stock races out of eight events, taking the Midwest Championship.

At the end of the 1964 season, Chrysler proposed Golden drive the Little Red Wagon A/FX pickup. which became drag racing's first wheelstanding truck.

Little Red Wagon's first outing, at the AHRA Grand American event at Lions Drag Strip, was an 11 second pass at 120 mph (190 km/h). The crowd's very enthusiastic reaction prompted Golden to turn the A/FX truck into a wheelstanding exhibition racer, which he developed a steering mechanism for himself, relying on experience from his day job at Douglas Aircraft Corporation. The wheelstander was wrecked in 1969, 1971, and 1975; the third crash was nearly fatal to Golden.

Golden retired in 2003. He died on September 14, 2015.[3]

[littlebosslady7]

Critical Role Schedule for the week of October 28th, 2024.

Monday, October 28th: — Re-Slayer's Take season 2, episode 7 for podcast streamers, 9 for Beacon.

Monday, October 28th: — Tales from the Stinky Dragon Campaign 3, Episode 3 for Beacon.

Tuesday, October 29th: — Critical Role Abridged Campaign 3, Episode 28 for YouTube, 50 for Beacon.

Tuesday, October 29th: — TLOVM season 3 Roundtable. Some of the cast and crew will be discussing episodes 7-12 at 7PM PST on Beacon, YouTube and Twitch. VOD: October 31st at 10AM PST.

Wednesday, October 30th: — UNEND continues with episode 4 on Midst.co and Midst YouTube at 10AM PST, 6 for Beacon.

Wednesday, October 30th: — Narrative Telephone returns to YouTube. The VOD for this Beacon exclusive will be posted around noon PST.

Note: The cast and main campaign are on their usual end of month break. They'll be returning with Vox Machina and possibly all 3 of parties on November 7th.