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Ghosts AU
(Youtube has been showing me scenes from a show - I think "Ghosts" - in my shorts, and my brain began working)
Okay, so Magnus can not see ghosts. But his ex-girlfriend Camille could. (because, you know, somehow all the people in series who can see ghosts are always nice and good people, so why not have a bitch like Camille for a change?). And when they moved into an old mansion that had lots of ghosts, Magnus was all for helping Camille help the ghosts. Did all kinda things that Camille said the ghosts wanted so they may move on. But of course Camille lied about most of it. Even told Magnus that the ghosts don't really like him. Which is a lie, of course, they wish he would break up with her he deserves better! Anyway, one day Camille just up and leaves, at least leaves a break up letter telling him she is going to live with her lover who she has been cheating on him with for a long time. Weeks after that, Magnus realizes he needs a roomate or three, in order to generate enough money to pay off the mansion and all the things Camille made him cough up money for. Enter Alec, who can see ghosts as well.
#magnus bane#alec lightwood#shadowhunters tv#malec#malec prompt#malec ghosts au#as in the show that is titled ghosts#I mean I htink the show is titled ghosts#from the tags on the youtube shorts I think the show is named ghosts#youtube shorts made me do it#alec can see ghosts#magnus can not#camille is a bitch#who is also able to see ghosts#and she took advantage of magnus#the ghosts like magnus#and hate camille#and then help alec woo magnus later
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Gotta love 36 questions, they literally imply the main character had something to do with some girl named Camille's death and never elaborate or bring it up again.
#Judith gurl what did you DO#judith ford#some bitch named camille#who nows what happened#i sure wish i did#natalie cook#36 questions#36 questions podcast#its on Spotify#very good#would reccomend#recommend#would recommend#but seriously wat
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"my phone is dead"
"CARRY A CHARGER"
lmaoo she said
#kant could say 'sorry couldnt make it my car battery died' and bison would say 'BITCH YOU GOT 2 FEET'#kant could lock eyes with a stranger on the street and bison would say 'CLOSE YOUR EYES UNLESS U LOOKIN AT ME'#bison is that is the sun bothering you my queen meme lmaoo#camille watches#the heart killers#thk
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Really fucking funny when Verna is like "it didn't have to end like this. It could have been peaceful. I'm sorry" to some of the kids when insane shit is about to go down. Sorry, you're all fucking doomed to die in horrific and grotesque ways and it's not even the fault of this omnipotent force of nature. Can you imagine.
Except Frederick that guy earned it for real
#she was a biiit more aggressive with leo victorine and tamerlane. i guess.#after camille she just had enough of them and went yeah ill fuck with your brains until you die actually you all suck so bad. bye.#bitch mantis#the fall of the house of usher#tfothou#tfothou spoilers
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"fixer i want to have dinner with" is so fucking lame & tame for a poll idc if livestreaming culture is young asf compared to our livestreaming culture, you live in The City,, STEP UP
#i nead to eat him alive#and I (👐personally👐) hate cannibalism in general cuz why would i put someone i hate or someone i love or something idc anbout inside of me#Camille LCB#Limbus Company#Canto VII#consider me a Blue Hair Hater#thats right bitch i aint calling him his name#hes blue hair to me#What Fixer do you wanna update the body mods of fresh out of getting ur lisence with chatgpt and suffer the consequences for such post job?#What Fixer are you showing the corpse of their dead loved one?#What Fixer do you wanna be caught in the crossfire of their Distortion?#What Fixer's distortion are you causing?#What Fixer are you making a missing person?#this man has the hate sink aura and call Me that Bitch who BLACKSMITHED IT#he could pet a kitty cat and itd be the most diabolical thing on this planet
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#HAPPY HALLOWEEN#temperance brennan i know what you are 🏳️🌈#these bitches GAY#3x05 mummy in a maze#bonestv#temperance brennan#camille saroyan#emily deschanel#tamara taylor#bones tv#bones caps#bones (2005)
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Cropping my damn art for tumblr like im about to summon horny exodia
#myart#camil posting#elf enjoyers#collar and leash#this bitch rlly said “good dogs don't need a leash. the collar is negotiable”#ha#wip
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part four of season 1, episode 13 continued
76. Simon is like but what if I want to kill you?????
77. I like Camille being his sire more than I like Raphael being his sire in the books
78. she looks so proud lmao
79. I love Camille but the makeup department did her so dirty with the eye liner
80. “so your entire life has been paid by my antiquities, I guess that means you owe me.”- camille here has a point. but clary is never grateful for anything. I’m sorry but I love Camille. she’s such a messy bitch
81. what’s even the point of trying to get through to jace? he will never own up to what he does or feel any guilt. all he cares about is doing what benefits him. “I have to find Valentine” while I use the means of being Valentine like this dude gives me such a migraine. Alec spends way too much time on jace
82. did Simon and clary really think they could sneak Camille out? like y’all aren’t as bright as you imagine yourself to be
83. and just like that, the alliance is cut. I mean, was there ever an alliance with the vampires and shadowhunters?????? the shadowhunters are always going to do what they want while the vampires get tortured and hunted for doing the same or even less than (season two)
84. Raphael: I don’t have time for this
85. don’t you hate when you underestimate your opponent
86. “just because I got you out doesn’t mean I won’t kill you right here.”- clary. what is the point of killing Camille before getting the book? it’s cringe watching clary try to act tough
87. a pardon of killing Simon- i mean, she did say you owe her
88. “the second I go up in smoke, so does any hope of you finding your precious book.”- camille. didn’t I just say that? there is no point in killing Camille
89. Camille: I know a guy
90. how strange, we know this guy as well
91. Magnus: TOO FUCKING LONG BITCH
92. is Magnus getting paid for this? oh that’s right, he’s getting paid in Alec
93. well clary always has her priorities. literally the fact that this woman broke Magnus’s heart and he has to not only help her, but has to see her again- GIVE MY MAN A BREAK
I’m going to end up doing this whole scene BECAUSE ITS SO ICONIC ✨ part five in editing stage
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#magnus bane#alec lightwood#anti jace herondale#show magnus is superior#show malec is superior#show alec is superior#putting anti cc on all show shadowhunter posts because i don’t want an pro book fans hating on my shit#shadowhunter show is superior#shadowhunters tv#camille knows she’s fine as fuck and causing all this chaos#she’s such a messy bitch and I love her for it
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"well said, robespierre; but i will answer with rousseau: burning is not answering!"
robespierre:
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oh thunderous classical music how i want to eat and be eaten by you
#tchaikovsky's nutcracker pas de deux ohhh how i love you#an der shönen blaeun donau op. 314 my absolute beloved#camille saint saëns' danse macabre theeee loml#dmitri shostakovich's waltz no. 2 my lovely carnival husband#aram khachaturian's masquerade suite waltz you dazzling beast#antonio vivaldi's winter you absolute frantic little god#johannes brahms' hungarian dance no. 5 you funky bitch <3#tchaikovsky's piano concerto no.1 in b flat minor girl bossing#serenade for strings in e major op. 22 tempo di valse bby girl you are full of so much despair and budding hope#prokofiev's romeo and juliet dance of the knights op. 64 you are so stomping and your dick is huge#cannot leave out in the hall of the mountain king that ones just iconic#the kind of music that just requires full blast volume#just absolute bangers#having a moment rn im feeling so epic im ngl#txt#also ik some of these are in the romantic music category but classical is classical etc
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“Sharp Objects uses the mystery around the story of dead girls to dive deeply into the psychology of motherhood, and the entrapment of female characters in cycles of violence and their own traumatic family history—a history that repeats itself again and again in persistent yet futile attempts to resolve the childhood trauma perpetuated by the malevolent mother.”
“In Sharp Objects Flynn situates violence by and against women against the trauma and dysfunctionality of a matriarchal family.”
“There are two parallel stories of dead girls in the novel, the killing of… Natalie and Ann… [and] the mysterious death of Marian, Adora’s daughter….This meeting point between violence, trauma, and the female body points to a larger discourse that delineates the missing/dead female narrative and underlines a common culture “of the atrocity exhibition, in which people wear their damage like badges of identity, or fashion accessories.””
“Flynn also twists the dead girl victim narrative often found in crime fiction by shedding light on her complex female characters who often cross the line from victimhood to transgression and criminality. Sharp Objectsthus paints dark and disagreeable images of the mother as well as her daughters, who are both victims and perpetrators of violence.”
“Adora’s diary entry after Marian died shows this intense obsession with her daughter and death itself: “Marian is dead. I couldn’t stop. I’ve lost twelve pounds and am skin and bones. Everyone’s been incredible kind.”…In contrast, Camille recalls her mother’s neglect and coldness towards her, which seemingly shaped her upbringing and her mental state…Adora’s open admission of hate towards her own child can be viewed in light of the mother’s mental state and the broken mother-daughter relationship.”
“Camille is shown to suffer from a severe trauma after repressing a lot of painful memories from her childhood, especially the trauma of losing her sister Marian at the hand of their mother. The narrative illustrates the failure of processing her trauma; Camille is painted by her past and her pain is literally painted on her body…Camille embodies words literally and the words on her body become her main narrative, a vehicle for whatever attempts to escape language and expression—her trauma.”
“Adora needs to be at the center of her daughter’s lives and assume control over them to the point of suffocation and death. She seeks attention and love from her daughters but she takes loving and caring for her children to the extreme. What Camille describes as her mother’s “voraciousness about children” is not separate form the violence and control that she exhibits.”
“While Camille rebels, Amma plays along with her mother, she lets her mother give her the medication that makes her sick yet she also revels in the attention she is given.”
“Throughout the story Camille is presented as a puzzle; she is full of conflicting feelings towards her mother, her family, and even the whole town. She refuses to end up like her sister Marian, another “dead girl”, and turns her pain, anger, and frustration towards her mother inwards. Her body is a full canvas of her traumatic past, while it also speaks to the present…”
“Adora is “a girl-woman who occupies an ambiguous space between appearances of innocence and expressions”, while Amma oscillates between the roles of a child victim and a ruthless killer.”
“The sexualization of the child exposes the dysfunctional family and the harm that Amma suffers under her mother’s hand, but it also reveals the doubling in her personality. The two faces of Amma—a child and an oversexualized girl—disclose the fissure in her psyche and the trauma that lies behind her dissociative behavior. It is the trauma of being a victim of her mother’s constant manipulation, which is soon translated into violence.”
“…the temporal fluidity in Flynn’s story shows how the female characters navigate their reality. The story moves smoothly between the past and present, which creates more tension around the murder mystery of the two dead girls, and at the same time underlines the trauma and the complex family history of the female characters. She demystifies and resolves the mystery of the murders and brings attention to the conflicting facets of femininity, victimhood, and power.”
“…in presenting “a lineage of disturbed women,” Sharp Objects focuses on femininity in a display that reveals a tension between public “performance” and “private deviance.” Femininity in the novel is closely related to criminality and monstrosity…Although Adora’s daughters are victims of their mother’s MBP…the novel also suggests that there is a mirroring between the mother and her daughters. Flynn establishes Amma as a “monstrous double of the mother,” as both Amma and Adora killed girls, while Amma herself is the product of her mother’s abusive upbringing. This complicates the demarcation lines between victimhood and criminality on the one hand, and victimhood and agency on the other.”
“Through a family full of dysfunction and destruction, Flynn brings to the fore the origin of female monstrosity and dissects the inner workings of femininity and motherhood in this narrative. The story reveals generational hatred and damage in the family structure.”
-From Monstrous Mothers and Dead Girls in Gillian Flynn’s Sharp Objects and Gone Girl by Maysaa Jaber [Part 2]
#sharp objects#camille preaker#amma crellin#adora crellin#part two of this essay#i dont think camille will ever stop revolving in my head#amma too#like my guy#They live rent free up in this bitch#tw self harm
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AU. Malec, lots of backstory and "it's complicated" good! Camille.
Okay, basically Buffy the vampire slayer, but with lots of differences, and set after the theoretical series. (You will hopefully understand what I mean)(almost all characters are adults! The teenage vampire slaying is part of the origin story.) Camille is the vampire slayer. She meets Alec, Izzy, and Jace when she saves them from being sacrificed by a satanist cult in New York. Unable to close their eyes to the hidden world that has opened to them, the three want to help her. Camille is reluctant to accept their help and companionship at first, but they wear her down. For 2 years, they form a pretty good team. But then a prophecy is revealed, or a great calamity hinted at, or someone gets a vision or something, which demands the slayer turn back to (insert fantasy town here), - let's call it Dawnsbury for now. The town where she finished her highschool, did most of her slayer duty, and was a kinda really mean entitled bitch of a teenager. She had had a team then as well. Fellow classmates and others, eager to help and support her. One of them most of all. Raphael, the souled vampire with his crytpic advice and fighting prowess. Simon, the nerdy computer geek with his research skills and misplaced hero worship. Sweet Magnus. Whose life she saved when they met. Who fell in love with her. Who did everything for her. Who learned magic for her. And who she used and abused and betrayed and abandoned. A past full of regrets, that she had done her best to outgrow, (and run from). But of course she had to go back. Of course her new team accompanies her. Of course her old team is still there. Of course they, especially Magnus, want nothing to do with her. Of course Alec falls in love with Magnus basically from the get go.
#magnus bane#alec lightwood#shadowhunters tv#malec#malec prompt#jace herondale#izzy lightwood#camille belcourt#buffy tvs au with camille as the slayer and magnus and others as the og scooby gang#but the fic doesn't deal with the highschool period but plays after#when everyone is an adult and things have been said and shit has been done and hearts and trusts have been broken#camille was a mean and manipulative bitch as a teen vamp slayer#and she genuinely remorseful for all she has done#but past hurts aren't easily forgotten#and alec genuinely likes camille#but he is also genuinely falling for magnus#and magnus would really like to trust that camille has changed and matured#but feelings are complicated#and it doesn't help that alec and his sister and best friend are trying to tell the past scooby gang how great camille is now#simon lewis#raphael santiago#magnus is like willow#in the sense that he learned magic to help the slayer and all that
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Aaaaaaand speaking of which, Klamille being the only (romantic) relationship on The Originals to have a strong dynamic and build up
#and they only had 3 seasons#they finally happened and then got destroyed in the same season#all because some teenage girls threw massive hissy fits about caroline not being klaus' one true love#and that no neck bigot bitch along with her white feminism ass minions... fucking listened to them#nuff said#klaus#cami#klamille#(#klaus mikaelson#camille o'connell#the originals#)#to#shut up kylee#🧛♂️
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my academic analysis...
#clown 1 clown 2#camille watches#23.5#23.5 the series#23.5 degrees#no bc how she gon sit there with this bitch for HOURS like 'oh yea...i hope he come...' knowing FULL well??? lmao#how do u come back from this#i hope it turns to enemies to lovers (it probably wont but i would be GRATEFUL if it did bc sun is well within her rights)#i would love to see evil deranged sun
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bitches b like "amma crellin is so me" but in reality they are camille preaker.
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— Don't tell Mama.
#sharp objects#amma crellin#camille preaker#art#illustration#sketch#digital art#absolutely thrilled by the series#amma is a hell of a bitch (affectionate)#stream teeth floor design
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