#camille blabs

[doritoflorito]

just bought my 8th gamecube

[twopoppies]

Camille is on the cover of the French version of Elle magazine and Theo is referred to as her fiancé who she met when she was 26 at a friend’s party and said it was love at first sight. That means they met 2016 when she was in a relationship with that other musician and she and Theo made their relationship official in July 2018… make your own conclusions but if she was in love with him (and he might with her as well) on first sight then this whole alleged Harry relationship thing is hilarious because how obviously staged that whole thing was and the whole fine line narrative with it as well. I bet you she and Theo got in a relationship early 2017 and just kept it secret because she had a contract signed with Harry already so she needed to keep the thing with Theo on the down low. That’s why she once said she wished she could tell her story regarding the album narrative for fine line but she can’t because her mouth is sealed closed because of an NDA and she can’t just blab about how this whole Harry thing just was for promo and to push her own career 🤭🤣

Quite a few people in the fandom knew she had a boyfriend (IIRC, they also knew it was Theo) the whole time she was “dating” Harry. But this article just makes it even more obvious. Are we supposed to believe it was “love at first sight” when she met him, but she decided to date someone else for a year first? And then as soon as they break up, she’s almost immediately seen with this guy? Please. But het harries love their fantasy of Camille breaking Harry’s heart and Fine Line being all about their deep love. 🙄

Give me a break.

[ithinkitscami]

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"I just feel like if they wanted to say something that they would, right?" It was foreign to Camille to hear such things. Why would someone not speak up for themselves? What did that help them gain? It wasn't her business, but how could she not wonder? She looked over to who she was mindlessly talking to with a shrug, "Sorry, I'm just blabbing over here." She needed to.

"What's on your mind?" She had enough of hearing herself that she'd rather hear someone else now.

[sc0tters]

https://www.tumblr.com/sc0tters/750831828503527424/can-we-talk-so-more-about-rosie-i-miss-her-we

Imagine while Sid and Camille were in their silence era that Rosie still had golf lessons and would go to the course being dropped off and picked up by Sid? He’s trying so hard to engage her in a conversation but she’s just facing the window and little tears prickle her eyes

And the first lesson after they make up, Rosie runs to Sid with a huge grin and blabs about how well she’s doing making Sid tear up

Rosie used to hate those golf lessons but now on the way there she’s telling Sidney all the drama she hears in her grade and in the way back she’s telling him about the stuff she did “and then-” she cut herself off hearing him sniffle “this is golf, not Marley and me”. She pointed out making him laugh as he has heard Camille say that too after finding a movie that made him cry.

The girl then continued on with her whole speech “im proud of you bug.” Sidney confessed making her smile as she looked up at him.

[butterflyrry]

Lol now deuxmoi is saying that Harry was getting with some brunette in her late twenties and apparently she went to his place? Also that person sent two messages so I’m wondering if they know the girl who was allegedly getting with him.. honestly don’t know what to believe?! It’s weird that this hasn’t come up until now if it’s true?

Well, let’s remember that DM will literally post anything. Remember the photoshopped pic of Harry and Olivia walking a floating dog? Or the time she posted a pic of Harry and Olivia that was actually Camille? You can make up a random story and she’ll post it.

Also, I can’t wrap my head around why Harry would be so adamant about his privacy and then hook up with randoms who are going to blab it to the whole world. The math doesn’t math for me.

I don’t remember now who said it but I saw a theory that Harry’s team is planting these stories to distance him from Olivia. I’m not saying that I necessarily believe that but it’s not completely out of the question, either.

[charliesdayoff]

So I’m lacking in the classic little women education that most girls got, so to rectify this I’m seeing Little Women 2019 TOMORROW and watching Little Women 1994 TONIGHT and if I like them both enough I might read the book!

[non-binharry]

anon needs to watch interviews from formerly closeted artists. if they aren't contractually obligated they're pressured and guilted into it. harry became a multimillionaire off his sexual availability to women. coming out as gay and in a committed relationship with a man half his fandom hates is career suicide. just recently there was a viral tweet of what harries would do if larry was real and literally all of them said they'd unstan. the fear of his fanbase isn't of him being attracted to men so them waving that they're okay with him being nonhet doesn't prove they aren't homophobes, it's of him not being attracted to women that would kill the stanning experience for them. that's what makes them homophobes. which half of his fanbase is.

so yes, he's in the closet. an x factor contract details that they're allowed full access to your image and can change your life story at will "indefinitely and in any universe", and 1d are still contractually active, meaning harry is still legally under an x factor contract. everyone around him bizarrely blabbing about camille while he stays silent could easily be a loophole related to publicly disclosing information about his relationship with women, and this being the first relationship he's ever publicly talked about and even "dedicated" an album too could also be in exchange of being single and not having to have a woman attached to him for the first time in his entire career. it's all about deals.

when you're in the closet nothing is about not being authentic or real or about being a coward. closets keep you safe. when you're working in an environment where the whole room will congratulate you on coming out before you inexplicably find yourself ignored by previous work connections, it's about safety. when half your fandom and half the world detests and sends death threats to people who believe you're gay and in a relationship with a specific man, it's about safety. fine line would not have been the success it was without a closet. he wouldn't have a sold out tour. if adore you was about louis tomlinson, half his fanbase would ignore it and it wouldn't have been the #4 song of the summer. no grammies. no platinum certificates. and you can call him a coward and a fake for being afraid of losing his full potential but it's been his livelihood since he was 16. most gay artists come out well in their 40s, long after their careers have peaked. and you can't blame them. we live in a society where it's still illegal in some countries to even be gay. it's not this progressive utopia just because companies put rainbows on their products for pride month.

everyone loves gay people theoretically. to your face they adore you. your parents could smile and say they support you when you come out, but are still visibly uncomfortable if you talk about your attraction to the same sex and ask that you keep it a secret when the rest of your family shows up. to keep things less awkward, they tell you, when really they're just embarrassed. like, homophobia doesn't end just because you aren't arrested on sight if you come out anymore. globally, it exists. and harry is a global figure.

not to mention elton john, ricky martin, lil nas x, and tyler the creator wrote songs about women and still do. even after they come out and their fanbase says they support them some still have to write about women to get radio play. they're still musicians, this is still their JOB and they have BILLS to PAY.

like i'm just tired of the "harry is so authentic and honest he would never be a big deceptive cowardly liar and be in the closet!" like....... come on. show some damn empathy.

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[marvel-m-lee]

PLSSSS I FORGOT TO DO CAMILO I- 🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍

OK OK HERE WE GO

Lee!Camilo first because my brain requires it -

I like to hc that Camilo acts like he HATES being tickled to keep up his act of a smooth and cool guy, but as soon as someone even mentions tickling, he starts stuttering and fidgeting bc like no tomorrow-

And contrary to popular belief, he loves being tickled! He thinks it’s fun! But he could never tell anyone that- …except Mirabel…

Mirabel is the only one who knows because Camilo trusts her enough not to go blabbing about it to the rest of the familia, per Camilo’s request. Everyone knows he’s ticklish, and that he goes red and shakey if someone mentions it, but Mira is the only one who knows w h y

His laugh!! As much as he’d like to think he has a low and mature sounding laugh, it’s actually quite bubbly and high pitched and speckled with little snorts!! And the pitch/frantic-ness of the laugh depends on where he’s being tickled - in lesser spots like his armpits or his neck, you’ll get some light giggles or squeaks, but in some of his worse spots - like his collarbone, sides, and ribs, you’ll get a louder belly laugh littered with all types of sounds

And as a bonus: if you catch him off guard, he’ll screech and shift into like 9 different people and then just stare at you,, face red and confused

LER CAMILO IN THE NEXT ONE BC THIS IS ALREADY SO LONG

AHHHHH OKAY SO THIS BOY. THIS BOY. I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE!!! no bc he is so so so much like his Tio in so many ways I think it's adorable??? I also like to think Casita knows- ik that's random but YEAH.

Also in one of my fics I wrote about how everyone knew from when he was younger! So everyone knows but just kinda forgets yk? Like they're all too dumb to know why he gets all blushy bunny but if he said "I'm not ticklish??" Or "that's dumb" or smth they'd all be like "but you used to love it?" Then mirabel would just give him a smirk amd a look as he goes all blushy again.

Personally I have his armpits as death spots but as soon as I read collar bone- LIKE YOURE SO RIGHT?! his collar bone and also hips?- like no one ever says hips for him but I feel like the boy would SQUEAL if you gave his hips a couple squeezes??? Yk???

Man's would be so blushy too and get all embarrassed, like- AND HIS LAUGH. HIS LAUGH. DONT GET ME STARTED. I'm convinced in We Don't Talk about Bruno he puts that laugh on bc he wants ppl to think it's real but it's not- it really isn't.

He's such a lee PFFT. Actually I lie- sorta? Man's is a strong switch but CANNOT be 8n a switch mood ygm? Like he's either strong lee or strong ler??? Man's as a ler- okay wait here

I ALMOST FORGOT! I SAW THIS AGES AGO AS A JOKE BUT ITS MY FAVOURITE THING TO CALL CAMILO. "Camilee" I just love it so much 😭😂

oh my god- camiler. CAMILEE AND CAMILER- WAIT

[niemernuet]

Last week of the off-season winter sports fandom challenge. Selfie of my mental state:

I can't believe we survived. Thank you from the bottom of my heart to @wunderlichkind for organising everything, and also to @ticiie and @the-dying-fan. You're all simply the best, and you made these long, ski-less months bearable. 😘

This week's theme is:

betting on the new season 😎

So...I don't really know...I don't have any excuse...

The Bet-a-thon

rating: T pairing: Gino Caviezel/Marco Odermatt, Justin Murisier/Daniel Yule, Loïc Meillard/Zoé Chastan (all off-camera only) characters: Luca Aerni, Tangyu Nef, Noel v. Grünigen, Camille Rast, Mélanie Meillard, Andrea Ellenberger, Thomas Tumler, Semyel Bissig, Daniele Sette, Loïc Meillard, Gino Caviezel, Daniel Yule, Marco Odermatt length: 1'400 words

The hall, aptly named The Hall, was near the station, and smack in the middle of a freshly refurbished neighbourhood. There were a handful of very hip cafés nearby, all held in subdued earthy tones and with expensive concoctions on the menu. They had landed in the one closest to the parking lot, all of them free again of the countless bags with material they had collected today. Thomi still wore the woolly hat that he had had to put on for the TV spot, though he had it shoved over his ears because even though it was definitely autumn now, it was a warm and sunny day. Daniele sat next to him, and warily eyed his frothy drink before taking a cautious sip.

"It's almond milk, not poison," Camille said from the other end of the couch.

Daniele looked at her, then at Luca. "Why are they here?"

"Wow!" Mélanie said with a deadpan voice.

"Misogynistic much?" Andrea added, and bit down on the complimentary cookie that came with every coffee.

Daniele rolled his eyes. "I'm only asking because we barely meet you during the season. How could you possibly check if your predictions come true or not?"

"We're trusting you," Camille answered with the same soft grin as before. "Do we have reason not to?"

"I invited them," Luca answered, and shoved his glasses higher up his nose. "Also Tanguy blabbed, and Mél threatened to snitch if we wouldn't let them participate."

Mélanie smiled cheerfully over the rim of her mug while Tanguy shot up from the big armchair he was occupying with Noel.

"I blabbed?" he exclaimed. "Who started talking in the middle of the bloody studio, surrounded by dozens of cameras?"

Luca rolled his eyes, and grabbed the small notebook next to his drink. "Anyway. Let's recap the past season. Easiest thing first: Who will be caught snogging first, by whom, and when? The answer was of course Gino and Marco, by Chris, and it was October 21 in Sölden. The winner of that bet is Semyel who correctly predicted the persons, and was only one day off."

Semyel punched the air. "Yes! I told you it would be before the season even starts but you wouldn't listen!"

"Second question was: How many times will these two be caught? Now, I'm not sure I have the right number. I've got five instances���anyone got more?" Luca looked up.

"After Sölden was Val d'Isère, in the team bus," Daniele said, and held up two fingers. "Then Adelboden, and the party in Beijing…"

"Beaver Creek too," Mélanie threw in. "They tried to hide behind Loïc's skis."

"And the one in Méribel makes six," Luca concluded, and looked over the list. "That means Noel is closest with nine."

"They're getting better," Andrea said.

"Still not good enough," Thomi muttered, and woefully looked into his cup. "Just once I'd like to enter a room without fearing for my eyes."

"Next," Luca continued reading from his little book, "Who will be banned first, for what and when? The first part was probably too easy because we all said Justin will be banned by Matteo from visiting Daniel but we were all wrong with the date because it happened in Madonna di Campiglio in December."

"I really thought they'd hold it together until at least Adelboden," Thomi said. "Who could've known he'd hitch a ride with Loïc from Bormio."

"Strictly speaking I wrote that Justin will be banned from the slalom team for shacking up with Daniel," Tanguy threw in. "Which he did, if you remember Matteo's screams. That's more precise than just 'visiting', so I say only I should get the point."

Luca looked over the crowd around the table. "Anyone for?" Nobody raised their hand.

"Of course we all knew what we meant when we wrote down 'visiting'," Semyel threw in.

"Against?" Luca asked.

"Fuckers…" Tanguy muttered as eight hands were lifted into the air.

"So, everyone gets a point for that," Luca said with his nose in the notebook again. "Next up we had: Who will have the biggest meltdown, and why? I think we all agree Kitzbühel is the winner."

"I don't know," Noel threw in, "I've heard Ramon's fight against the robot in Beijing was a sight to behold."

Luca and Andrea looked at each other. Andrea slowly shook her head. "It was more of a kick out of frustration, really, not a whole meltdown. Also he couldn't stop apologising to the robot afterwards."

"And everybody was talking about Kitzbühel," Camille spoke up. "Federica even asked me whether it's true when we raced in Kronplatz."

"That settles that," Luca said, and, with the tip of his tongue between his lips, scribbled something in his book. "Meaning that Loïc's outburst after Marco's unfortunate remark about his results wins. Thomi, Daniele and I get a point for guessing the persons, and Tanguy and Semyel get a point for the correct location, and Noel gets nothing."

"Cool…" Noel muttered, and wiped Tanguy's grin off his face with a well-placed elbow in the ribs.

Luca cleared his throat, and turned a page in his notebook. "Now the leaderboard. In second place with two points are Tanguy, Noel, Thomi, Daniele, and me. And the winner of this year's National Team Bet-a-thon is…" He paused as he shoved his hand under the table, and retrieved a bottle of wine, "… Semyel with five points."

Semyel held his arms up high, and pretended to savour the non-existing applause. "Thank you, thank you!" he grinned. "And to think I was out all season."

A buzz of activity broke out around the table as everyone dug for a pen while Luca tore scraps of paper out of his notebook, and handed them out.

"Write down your bets for the new season," he explained. "Same as every year."

For a few moments, nobody spoke, and only the soft jazz playing over the loudspeaker could be heard.

"We get points for guessing who will be banned, and when, right?" Andrea suddenly piped up.

"And where," Daniele added, and peeked over her shoulder. "Daniel in Chamonix?"

Andrea shrugged. "It's where Lizeroux lives, right? Things always escalate when they get together."

"True," Thomi conceded, and chewed on his lips. "But that's in February…last year they didn't even make it to Christmas."

Andrea thought about that answer. "Eh, they'll behave," she eventually said, and continued to write on her paper.

Again it was quiet for a while until Mélanie looked up. "Question! Does the person having the meltdown have to be an athlete, or can it be someone from staff?"

"Why?" Luca asked but Mélanie quickly held her paper against her chest so nobody could read her bet.

"That's unfair!" Noel exclaimed. "Everyone should have the same information so we can make our guesses."

Mélanie rolled her eyes. "Fine," she huffed. "My guess is that next year, Zoé will have the meltdown."

Thomi snorted. "Zoé? Never in a hundred…" His face fell as the realisation dawned on him. "They're breaking up?" he hissed.

"No!" Mélanie exclaimed. "Of course not!" She tried to continue writing but everyone kept staring at her, and eventually she rolled her eyes, and leant over the table.

"If you so much as hint that you know something I'll pull your teeth out of your urethra. Are we clear?" she whispered.

"Sure," Luca squeaked, and crossed his legs.

They all leant closer to understand her. "Someone may or may not have created a secret Pinterest-board titled wedding rings."

For a second they all pondered that answer.

"Loïc is on Pinterest?" Camille then asked.

"I don't even want to know," Daniele muttered, and scribbled his first answer through before jotting down a new string of words.

"You wouldn't know when he plans to do…" Noel asked but he could not finish the question.

"Coming!" Tanguy hissed, and threw his paper at Luca.

He had just time enough to stuff them all into the notebook, and hide it in the bag under the table before Marco crashed down over the backrest of the couch.

"I'm dead," he groaned into the worn-out pillows. "I never want to see a camera again."

"Stop wiping your makeup on my jacket!" Camille hissed, and pulled it away. Gino, Loïc and Daniel walked around the table, and sat down in the remaining free spots.

"I need a coffee," Gino sighed. "Or a beer. Whatever they have."

"What were you doing?" Daniel asked, and picked the bottle of wine to inspect the label.

Luca cleared his throat. "Just…having a little welcome-back-party for Semyel…nothing much."

Loïc leant over Daniel's shoulder to read the inscriptions on the bottle. He frowned. "You should have said something. I'd have known something better."

"Eh, we didn't miss him that much," Thomi said.

[camillerowep]

Just out of genuine curiosity... do you know why Camille posted from Henrik Purienne's house in February of this year? I thought she had moved out and Emily Oberg was now living there... ? Not mad tho cause I loooove that house haha

Your answer is as good and accurate as mine honestly haha. I’m guessing because of work purposes, as it’s been used in a bunch of shoots and such, you can also kinda just hang out there? Obviously with an invitation and/or rent? I’m just blabbing what I’ve thought myself here. Also from what I know, Emily is no longer living there. I believe it’s been a while. I also love that house so much 😭

[mindofharry]

You know I have read this fics were people be like he is lowkey private about his personal lives. Maybe that is just what that particular person means but 75% writes about plus it's not like harry always talked about how his gfs (once about camille) but clearly feels like he doesn't like it. I mean we GUESS his songs , like for who he has written but not once he took anyone's name. If hs3 is gonna be about o and he blabbed about her then I dont know.

^^^

[lorelailewis]

Lorelai listened to Camile’s dilemma with mild interest, her attention wavering. “I don’t like to assume what others would or wouldn’t do.” Lorelai answered honestly, she cared very little for the affairs of other people around her unless she genuinely cared for them.

Camille’s question was no different.

“Blab away by all means.” Lorelai said assuringly, gesturing for the brunette to continue. Lorelai wouldn’t be sticking around for the encore, her coffee order would be done shortly and she could retreat back to her laptop to resume her studies.

“Wondering what’s taking them so long with my caramel latte.” Lorelai huffed, tapping her nails impatiently against the counter.

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"I just feel like if they wanted to say something that they would, right?" It was foreign to Camille to hear such things. Why would someone not speak up for themselves? What did that help them gain? It wasn't her business, but how could she not wonder? She looked over to who she was mindlessly talking to with a shrug, "Sorry, I'm just blabbing over here." She needed to.

"What's on your mind?" She had enough of hearing herself that she'd rather hear someone else now.

[sc0tters]

we need a jake and charlotte visits sid and cam and for the girls to have a night out while the boys care for the kids!!! our drunken girls coming home to the boys would be sooooo adorable!

and they both blab abt how they got free shots bc they were jake and sid’s gf/wife

The girls were meant to be quiet as they came back in, but the fact that they couldn’t even make it into the house before they fell down and stared laughing said a lot.

Of course Jake was running out first and there sat both girls laying on their backs as they killed themselves laughing after Charlotte fell first “baby you okay?” Jake asked as he crouched down by her side “you’re so pretty.” Charlotte cooed making his cheeks turn red “absolutely not, you two are so not doing this!” Sidney scoffed as he sent the younger player a glare as Charlotte had gone so far she was in her “Jake is the hottest man alive and I must have him” drunk.

Camille just smiled as Sidney stood over her “the bar said hi.” She confessed as she shut her eyes ready to go to sleep “yeah we got so many free shots because of you two.” Charlotte giggled as Jake helped her up.

Getting to watch the younger couple interact was interesting for the both of them “because of us?” Jake listened intently “well they knew she was Sids wife and when they learnt I was his sister the shots just kept on coming!” Charlotte explained as she looked down to her feet at one point “I’m tired.”

Her whine made Jake pick her up like a child as she was desperate for a bit of comfort “I’ll get her to bed.” Jake announced as Charlotte wrapped her arms around his neck “you know he loves her right?” Camille’s voice was barely a whisper as she looked at Sidney who nodded.

His hand wrapped around her shoulders “at least he does.” The captain mumbled as he kissed his wife’s head before they too joined the couple inside.

[wellthatwasaletdown]

He keeps all of his hook ups and girlfriends mostly private and no one blabs to the press. It’s Covid times, if they wanted it all private it’s currently literally the easiest it’s ever been. If his “friends” are being sources for tabloid stories then he needs to get new friends. Also, who wants to say to the public after being so private for years that their one month hookup/relationship that involves cheating is the most serious relationship he’s ever had (that’s so cringe and disrespectful to Camille who had a whole ass album written about her) and he wants her to mother his kids when she ALREADY HAS TWO SHES IGNORING for him??????! Who in their right mind??? If people can’t see it PR, then I dunno what to tell you.

I think it’s a real relationship based entirely on lust and they are milking it for attention

[charliesdayoff]

Here’s the deal...we get Hannibal s4 but the price we pay is that Hannibal is in a terrible long wig the entire time

[klarolinedrabbles]

What are some of the tvd to fandoms greatest hits so to speak... I was only in it for a short time and then jumped out because I couldn't stand to

Oh, well allow me to be your guide. This will be under a read more because I already know, I’m gonna write a whole essay. Shout out to my ride or die @hellsbellschime.

I don’t think any overtly crazy happened during the good!TVD years. No wait, I’m lying.

The year the spin-off got announced, I believe it was tvguide, that posted an article with like info tidbits for currently airing shows. And one of them, was that Hayley was pregnant with Klaus’ kid. I remember this shit so clearly, man. Everyone was so confused. And then they were like SURPRISE, APRIL FOOLS. Because it was in fact April 1st. So ha-ha we all had a laugh, great. Fastforward to what, late April? Episode 4x20 airs, and it’s exactly what happened???

That whole day btw, the day the backdoor pilot for TO aired was just insanity. I’ll say that about a lot of days in this answer, but that day was really just something else. Like we were delirious, that’s the only way I can explain what happened on here. It was a nightmare but also one of the funniest night’s I’ve ever spent on here. I gotta go back for old time’s sake and reblog some of the shit from that night because we all snapped. And not in the good way. 

The TVD 100th. Now, we knew Joseph was coming back for that episode so they hype was real. Because up until that point, we’d gotten a huge load of nothing in regards to Klaroline. They released a trailer, a short one, that’s still in my favorites folder on youtube to this day. I rewatch it all the time because it’s iconic. And there was literally .002 seconds of Klaroline. It’s Caroline standing and then Klaus says “hello, caroline” and everyone lost their shit so much when it dropped that ‘hello caroline’ trended ww on twitter. 

THE DAY THE NETWORK THAT AIRED TVD IN AUSTRALIA AIRED A PROMO WITH THE KLAROLINE KISS IN 5X11. ICONIC. I literally woke up, logged on at around 11 AM my time, and my dashboard was on fire. It was the BEST. We didn’t know wtf to do, it was amazing. 

Paleyfest. Ohhhh buddy, lemme tell ya. So TVD/TO got chosen to have the CW panel’s at Paleyfest that year. Everyone was on a bit of edge because TO to that point was what, almost done with S1 and Klaroline had been given the mega cold-shoulder despite being the very thing other than the Mikaelson’s that got used to lure people in? After the pregnancy plot from hell, everyone was ready to peace tf out, but we got halted because it was a ‘ohh of course it’s gonna continue’ then they tried to nip Klaroline in the bud with 5x11 and no one was having it. So Paleyfest was where we were gonna get some ANSWERS, DAMMIT. I live on the east coast and the festival was held in the west coast so I wasn’t awake when it was happening. I remember making a post about how ‘going to sleep, and hoping when I woke up the answers were good.’. So I went to sleep, woke up a few hours later like 2-3 AM my time, and checked my blog and the first message I had was ‘don’t wake up stephanie, everything is a mess, stay asleep where everything’s fine’ I—

The gist of that was, they basically set JoMo up to be the bad-cop in shutting down Klaroline. He gave this long answer that made absolutely zero sense. The girl who asked the question about Klaroline, who was like 13 at the time, got called a bully for even asking a question at an event she paid to be at. A mess. And JP was like NO CROSSOVERS, ORGANIC, BLAH BLAH. And Paul was sitting next to her going “why can’t the show’s just intersect”, he was right and he said it. 

I can’t remember if this was S1 or S2, but somebody tweeted something and Carina replied ‘when you’re found dead in your basement with klaroline written on you this is why’ or something like that, that was a ~fun~ night. And then like half an hour later she was like “I’m sorry, I’ll never tweet about Klaroline again just leave me alone” if you’ve ever seen this fandom refer to ourselves as basement dwellers, this night is why. 

NARDUCCI. Can’t forget him. Talk about a man who just didn’t get it. And I don’t mean Klaroline, he just didn’t get anything, nothing in his head has ever clicked, I’m convinced. He used to pick fights on twitter repeatedly. Admitted once that he missed his flight because he was on twitter…arguing with a fan. AND ONE DAY, he decided to just—snap. Went on this hours long tirade against the Klaroline fandom, essentially calling everyone stupid because no one was appreciating the ‘art’ of the show. So when I say it lasted hours, I mean that. Now, you’d think, that he would be done, right? WELL, apparently that wasn’t enough, so the next day, he continued. I remember because I was in this gc on whatsapp, and I remember Erika sending a message to the gc going “omg, Narducci vs KCers round 2″ when I tell you I screamed. The man went on a two-day rampage against this fandom and it was insane. 

S6/S2 of TVD/TO was not a fun time. I can genuinely say it was borderline a chore to come on here during that time. It wasn’t fun, every day someone was in argument with someone from production on twitter. Truly the worst year of the fandom, imo. So S7/S3 rolls around and that’s where shit went nuclear. 

Hillary and I, are minding our own damn business, when someone come’s to us with information regarding the new seasons. This was post-SDCC, so it’s like the lull of September, waiting for the seasons to start in October. And we get approached with information, talkin bout how Caroline’s gonna be pregnant with Alaric’s twins in S7. When I tell you we didn’t know wtf to do. And we had to like wait on confirmation about it but then we found out it was legit and we were pissed. Literally ask us if we wanted to be in the spoiler game, the answer is no tf we did not. And she and I basically spent two days complaining. LIKE UGHHHH WE DON’T WANNA DO THIS, BUT ALSO THIS IS DISGUSTING, WE CAN’T JUST LET THEM SPRING THIS ON EVERYONE, BUT AGHH WHY US. So we chose collectively, as a duo, because das my other half yo, to blab. 

That went over as best as anyone could hope for it to go. Now, flashforward yet again, this time to around late Novemeber/December. I had been sent word that something was going down. TVD/TO lost their Thursday slots and got bumped to Friday’s, so a plan was going on, and they made one. We’d heard that they were rearranging something mid-season because they were gonna make a crossover work, publicly we found out it would be Paul and JoMo that crossover back-to-back. THEN ONE NIGHT—I call it black friday bc  that day was a fucking mess—, a friend of mine was friends with an SCer, I wanna say, and she was hearing word that the crossover did have Klaus and Caroline interact via phone call, but that it was very definitively an ending. Because they spoke about Camille and Stefan, etc, etc. Like a closing of the book type thing. So okay, we were like devastated, everyone on twitter was losing their shit. Everyone was pissed, and @-ing the writers all these crazy, sad things, we were a wreck. Ask Hillary about this night because she, I remember, describes it as ‘logging on and reading what everyone else had and not understanding why tf everyone was mad about it’. It was the first and last time that our roles were reversed, and bless her for it. 

SO WE’RE SITTING THERE, it’s Saturday, and we kept getting more information and we were like…something isn’t right here. So we did a bit of digging, spoke to a few people and waited it out. LO AND BEHOLD, everything we’d heard about the phone call was false. There was a phone call but the CKers and SCers were so mad about what was actually said in it, that a few of em, ring leaders of the feeble minded, made up a version and passed it around their fandoms as legit till it eventually worked it’s way over to us. So we all jumped the gun on fake information, lmfskdnknsks. Rumor has it, you can still hear Hillary yelling ‘I told you so’ at me through our group chat. 

So all was well, I couldn’t tell everyone why not to panic, just that they didn’t need to. Until, this account popped up called tvdspoiler or something on twitter, also saying false information about the phone call. Sending everyone into a panic yet again. I remember this because I was at  kmart with my mom, and the kmart by my house was in a basement so I had no cell service. I was able to send like a couple of messages, and was basically like ‘tell everyone to chill, I’ll clear it up when I get home’ did that in like a couple of hours cause then I had to leave to the midnight showing of the force awakens with my friends. So that day was chaotic, but fun. It was the first time I reached 99+ messages on my inbox, lmao. 

So that all happened like a good while before we actually saw the episode. But cut to a few weeks later. I woke up at 1 AM my time to drink water, was on tumblr trying to go back to sleep. I checked my inbox and there was this bizarre message talking about ‘got some scoop’ and they were like ‘Finn dies in 3x17, Aurora gets put into some weird sleeping spell in 3x18, Camille and Davina die in 3x19, Lucien dies in 3x20′ and I quite literally laughed??? Literally who wouldn’t. Like who tf would ever believe TO had the balls to do all of that when they never killed anyone off. AND, WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD JUST STOP BY, SHARE IT AND LEAVE. So I sent a screenshot to Hillary and was like ‘yo did you get this because wtf’. We often got duplicate messages. And we often got messages of people who were pissed about the two previous times we, from the klaroline fandom of all places, had legit info that wound up being true, that they were just waiting for us to fuck up. So we used to get messages of people pretending they were sharing info, and it was just antis trying to make us look stupid. 

SO, Hillary says ‘just answer it because it’s obviously fake’ top ten moments before disaster. I answer it and am like oh haha, and where did that info come from. And they came back like a minute later, saying ‘I have a source’ THEN THEY ELABORATED. They mentioned that Lucien drags Freya and Vincent to Mystic Falls to do this spell with some bullet and etc. So at that point we were like fUCK because that same day we’d found out was in 3x16, which ended with Lucien and this white-oak bullet, having kidnapped Freya. And that’s when we knew, that someone showed up in the middle of the night, spoiled the whole back-half of TO S3—and then left.

The back-half of S3 was so fun??? Every week the info just kept coming true. On the wikia everyone hated me, probably the most anti messages I ever had was during that time, honestly it was great, 10/10 would recommend. 

THEN, at some point in our blog history, Hillary had been getting quite a few messages about PT. And she had this fucking line in one of the messages about Phoebe’s pronunciation with her accent for the show, or lack thereof. And she said “weeches and woves will always have a place in my heart” SO THEM PHOEBE TWEETED IT. THAT EXACT LINE, and we were like was she...? So we shrugged off okay. A few days later, she tweeted “hellsbellschime enough, there’s plenty of other things to watch on tv, I hear mad men’s great.” And I—

THIS WAS ON SOME RANDOM ASS SUNDAY. Like I was lounging around, waiting for the new episode of game of thrones and then WHAM, chaos. AND AS IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH, Leah joined in too. Putting a target on my friends back...about her blog that no one was making them read. You can’t make that shit up. And Jenn actually replied to Phoebe’s tweet and got a reply back, and she was all “you’re right, I’m sorry” and then deleted the original tweet, which I still have a screenshot of btw. And then Leah showed up in Hillary’s inbox with this ridiculous three part ask about how she shouldn’t criticize women in the acting industry because of how hard it is for women in that industry which is true, but it doesn’t make you exempt from criticism??? So not sure where she meant to go with that one.

SO THERE WE HAVE IT, our fandom’s greatest hits. I’m sure I can elaborate and insert more, but I’ve been typing for a good 40 minutes. 

Told ya, I wrote a whole dissertation, lmaooo.