#calvin the dog

[meademalove]

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[egosarchive]

Can I interest you in some Burger Time?

[wistfulwatcher]

LINES I QUOTE DAILY | Bob's Burgers, “World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town – Part II)”

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

The first mission the Court send their newly minted Talon on is an assassination attempt on the ward of one Bruce Wayne… Dick Grayson.

Calvin— can’t kill Dick. He can’t.

He didn’t know it would be the boy he grew up in the circus with they want him to murder in cold blood. He didn’t know— didn’t recognize him until the knife was already at his throat.

But he remembers now. And he won’t do it. Never. Never.

He’ll run. Disappear. Dick doesn’t know who he is, it’s better that way, and if he’s lucky the Court will be too busy hunting him to care about the failed assassination.

Unfortunately for Calvin, Dick does remember; Recognizes the Talon.

And he’s not inclined to let his childhood best friend slip through his fingers again after years of believing him dead.

[cosmicpunked]

Wheel of Misfortune 

What character gave you lasting trauma?

[spideyladman]

Made these after a mental breakdown 💀

[bea-the-ao3er]

dazai: when in doubt, deny all terms and definitions

chuuya: doesn’t that just turn into gaslighting at a certain point?

dazai: gaslighting isn’t real. you’re crazy.

[happyunbday2u]

So finally remembering that I watched IF I decided to take another look at the cast and oh my god have I forgotten the amount of people I recognize so here’s a random shitpost about the people I forgot/didn’t realize were in the movie

First of all John Krasinski not only played Bea’s dad but the burning marshmallow

Steve Carell voiced Blue and it wasn’t hard to distinguish his voice

Phoebe Waller-Bridge voiced Blossom

Emily Blunt voiced Unicorn

Matt Damon voiced Sunny, can’t believe they got Jason Bourne to play a sunflower therapist

Sam Rockwell as Guardian Dog which is kinda ironic cause he voices Mr. Wolf in The Bad Guys

Christopher Meloni voiced Cosmo which is fitting since he played Elliot Stabler in Law and Order so I’m 100% certain that while creating Cosmo they were like “Hey we should get that one dude from Law and Order to voice him” also the mental imagine of him in a sound booth yelling “CLOAK AND DAGGER” is funny to me

Awkwafina voiced Pop and like Steve it was easy to tell it was her

Blake Lively voiced Octopuss

George Clooney as Spaceman, the space joke was funny to me

Bradley Cooper as Ice, went from voicing a raccoon to a glass of ice

Amy Schumer voiced Gummy Bear, loved her in Trolls (she voiced Velvet)

Keegan-Micheal Key as Slime who reminds me of the Bounty Paper commercials

Bill Hader as the Banana

And lastly Brad Pitt as Keith, nice to see the original Ocean’s 11 trio in a movie again.

[dogs-love-bacon]

This is Spiff!

As a dog from Roswell, I wanted him to have a space-themed name. My brother suggested Spacedog Spiff, inspired by Spaceman Spiff from Calvin & Hobbes, and that perfectly suited this JRT-dachshund mix!

[stimboardboy]

personalized dog toys

[swmeltem]

Bam loves his father very much😇🥰

[meademalove]

Roll film time again. 🎞️🤎

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[hungryfictions]

my 2023 in books

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

Jeremy's new CK Campaign

Behind-the-scenes footage

[loveinthetimeofcoolers]

i know peter is not my personal friend and companion but he sort of is. do you know what i mean? i know what i am thinking of is like a version of him that's made up by my own experiences but i also love all poets that way so it's not that different. how do i say this? it's like i am working in a restaurant or supermarket and i go out back to smoke a cigarette. and a scrongly cat saunters in and stays with me in the alley, and makes the world go a bit quieter.

[cannibcal]

fav part from ur cal fic?

uhh prob the part when andre licks cals wound n looks at him w his big brown baby cow eyes... they are so sick ( mentally ill ) ( i love them )