#if slime

[spideyladman]

A realisation I had 💀

[happyunbday2u]

So finally remembering that I watched IF I decided to take another look at the cast and oh my god have I forgotten the amount of people I recognize so here’s a random shitpost about the people I forgot/didn’t realize were in the movie

First of all John Krasinski not only played Bea’s dad but the burning marshmallow

Steve Carell voiced Blue and it wasn’t hard to distinguish his voice

Phoebe Waller-Bridge voiced Blossom

Emily Blunt voiced Unicorn

Matt Damon voiced Sunny, can’t believe they got Jason Bourne to play a sunflower therapist

Sam Rockwell as Guardian Dog which is kinda ironic cause he voices Mr. Wolf in The Bad Guys

Christopher Meloni voiced Cosmo which is fitting since he played Elliot Stabler in Law and Order so I’m 100% certain that while creating Cosmo they were like “Hey we should get that one dude from Law and Order to voice him” also the mental imagine of him in a sound booth yelling “CLOAK AND DAGGER” is funny to me

Awkwafina voiced Pop and like Steve it was easy to tell it was her

Blake Lively voiced Octopuss

George Clooney as Spaceman, the space joke was funny to me

Bradley Cooper as Ice, went from voicing a raccoon to a glass of ice

Amy Schumer voiced Gummy Bear, loved her in Trolls (she voiced Velvet)

Keegan-Micheal Key as Slime who reminds me of the Bounty Paper commercials

Bill Hader as the Banana

And lastly Brad Pitt as Keith, nice to see the original Ocean’s 11 trio in a movie again.

[its-2am-bois]

having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon

[thicc-astronaut]

commensalism between slime monsters and certain varieties of fish

[utdr-stimming]

Papyrus fucking up his cooking stim board? 🙏

Papyrus fucking up his cooking stim board!!!

Ricky I'm so sorry this took so long. I could never find art for this and I didn't know what to do if I made my own but eventually I cranked this out. I drew that fire myself I tried to make it as Toby Fox as possible

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[bunnis-monsters]

NSFW

Monster boyfriend that loves his chubby gf. Adores your fat tummy and pussy, can’t get enough!

He makes you feel so small, lifting you up and settling you on his cock as if you don’t weigh a thing. Rutting into your fat pussy, loving the squelching noises it makes as it gets all slick with arousal…

Your lover doesn’t love you despite your appearance, he loves your body and it makes him FERAL! Everything about you makes him horny.

Your love handles, plump belly, fat ass and thick, meaty thighs make his cock strain against his pants.

He can’t help but slip himself between your thighs, fucking them until they’re sticky with his cum! You’re just so cute, whining and begging him to actually fuck you… don’t worry, he can’t go without that perfect, warm fat pussy for too long! He’s got plenty of cum for your pretty kitty!

And he loves filling you with load after load, wanting to see your belly swell even further with his young <3

[wolfertinger666]

slime boy💜🐇

(he/him)

[battery-included]

I've said it once and I'll say it again:

Slime with robot components.

[1five1two]

Macro photography of Slime Mold. Barry Webb.

[maridiansnack]

Hot Topic Malacyte :)

[greenslime69]

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can't share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

[lichenaday]

When I was a little girl I dreamed of one day being nasty, off-putting, and insane, and I am so glad I have found a career that allows for that. This morning my boss asked me to go into the forest and collect slime molds and so I did. Just crawling through the dirt, cutting bits of rotting bark off of logs with my knife, hanging with the toads and bugs and slugs on the forest floor. And I get paid to do this. I am your local cryptid and I could not be happier about it.

[applestruda]

Slime rancher jim

[amvipod]

playing ultrakill and projecting my failures onto a literal war machine

dying and then immediately checking the enemy entry / motion sickness / smiling friends reference / close-ups